greentext ur dirtiest sex memory?
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greentext ur dirtiest sex memory?
>fapped with the door wide open
>be me
>age
>see mama
>mama lets play
>fuck nd cum
>impregnado
>wow hot
bump
>>703466442
>>703466281
>meet older woman on night out
>kiss in club
>introduces her daughter
>taxi back to theirs
>fuck daughter
>wake up hungover
>leave
>letting chubby 60 year old man tie my hands behind my back, blindfold me and throat fuck me
>>703466281
>meet guy i liked before..
>alcohol
>had sex infront of a church on the stairs
>>703466281
>both got drunk
>tieing up my girlfriend bend over
>blindfolded her
>made our dog lick her
>then made him hump her
>he cam in her pus
>made her suck me meanwhile
>untied her afterwards
>kissed and fell asleep together
>>703466649
pls tell me ur a girl
>be me
>get fucked in the ass in public
>dude cums in my ass
>I push the cum out and eat it
>>703466818
jealous
>>703466820
no girls on the internet.
>>703466557
jealous x2
>>703466930
since then he fucks her regularly
>be me a few years back.
>23 with a 9/10, 19 yet old girlfriend
> won't let me try anal and I'm an anal virgen
> she's got an incredibly high sex drive in all other areas and wants to suck dick and play kinky games all the time
>her idea to go to adult store
>go in. End up buying a gag and some retarded mini vibrator thing.
>get her home she's horny and in meh.
>tie her up face down and gag her with each limb tied to a bedpost
>stick mini vibratir in her pussy
>lightbulb idea. Lube my finger up and touch her but hole a bit. She making angry muffles but gag is in.
>think fuck it. Lube myself up and start sliding my shaft in.
> At this point she's screaming through gag in anger and tears coming out.
> squirming and thrusting but tied up
>keep going harder now
>she's just making muffled sobs.
>blow load in her butt
Definately the best sex of my life on that night hands down. 27 now and nothing even comes close to that.
>coked up ex-GF
>sucking my cock, dog comes into bedroom
>keeps jumping on us, she notices dog is hard
>she thinks about it, I say do it
>she sucks off her dog while jacking me off
>cums in her mouth, she swallows
>we kiss with tongues
She had full-on sex with the dog a couple of time too but that was the dirtiest story.
>>703467459
Kek you taped her. So how did that situation go?
>>703467459
did she enjoyed it?
>>703467459
Pic bitch
>>703467459
I know that feeling, man.
My girl was the same, she never wanted to try anal but I really wanted to.
One night she got fucked up on benzos and vodka and passed out while we were fucking.
At first I stopped fucking her when I realized she was out cold. Then I did a few hard pumps into her and she didn't respond at all.
>now's my chance
>slip a finger in her ass - no response
>2 fingers in her ass - no response
>3 fingers in her ass - still nothing
>lubed up and fucked her ass hard
I've never cum so hard in my life
>>703467778
Afterwards I untied and I ungagged and she just sort of laid there quiet. She eventually got up and went in to the bathroom. Didn't speak to me the rest of the night bust slept beside me. Next few days she seemed kind of distant but still let me fuck her. Never really mentioned it after that apart from the occasional "don't go near my butt" We ended up breaking up cause I cheated on her more than once. She forgave me the first time. I actually still regret that. She was wild. I used to just lube up and start fucking her when she was dead asleep all the time. shed wake up halfway through and start loving it. Or id wake up to her sucking my dick all the time or riding me. She was a rare type of chick that's for sure. The sort guys should be keeping around and not fucking over. You learn that after its too late though unfortunately.
>>703468282
lol well done. probably ruined her for everyone else.
>>703468266
Nice man.... What they don't know don't hurt :)
>>703467322
Pics?
>>703468266
never tell to her about it ?
>>703468282
Fucking hell you lost big time, don't know what would make you mess around.
She seems pretty cool too, she just took the violation as nothing.
>>703468282
Post some pics of this amazing woman.
>>703468459
Sorry... no pics taken of her fucking him
>>703468282
Post Pics Man
>Had 7/10 gf when in uni
>Her favorite position is doggy
>do it all the time
>back at mine one evening
>going at it
>switch to doggy
feelsgood.exe
>my fav position too
>usually difficult to get my gf to orgasm quickly
>often takes a good 30-40 mins of 4play to get her anywhere near ready
>but she seems to be enjoying my D alot tonight
>pulling at sheets
>moaning
>im getting close
>close my eyes and pick up the pace
>dick is beyond dimonds
>hold back as long as i can
>her back arches suddenly
>her breathing speeds up
>she quivers all allong her body
>pussy gets tighter
>OHSHIT
>blow huge load inside her
>best sex we had had yet
>I pull out
>tell her it was amazing
>shes still in doggy position
>still breathing heavy
>still quivering
>still... still foaming at the mouth...?
>mfw my gf has severe epilepsy
>mfw i just blew my load inside her unconsious seizing body
>mfw it was the best sex we ever had
i had an orgy with this mostly lesbian couple and their two female friends. we pretty much took turns being the focus. let me tell you. there are few things more fun than having two people blowing you with one sucking on your nipple and one making out with you and a different tit in each hand and then watching people make out with your cum in their mouth.
>>703469255
Hahahahahahaha pls be true
>>703469378
aye tis true anon
>>703468504
Yeah I wasn't in a good place mentally. Had severe depression and kinda looked at her as more of a burden to me. So I used to treat her as bad as I could so she'd leave. -also it gave me a sense of power since I could treat her like shit and she'd still fight to keep it together. Even when I cheated. The way I treated her had something to do with my own insecurities and anger issues. Took me cheating twice for her to realise I was no good I guess. I ended up changing my whole life around cause of that breakup instead of the downward spiral I was in. Got a good career and moved in to my own place instead of being the 2 days a week working and living at home with his mum loser that I was. It took that breakup to shock me out of the shit life I was living. I Have a new chick now and life's good but always think back to her every now and then. I also treat the new one like a princess and still feel horrible for how I used to be but meh that's life. Live and you learn.
>gf and me totally shitfaced after a party
>sex in shower, 69 afterwards
>i start licking her butthole (she hates anal)
>She moans and i push her down a bit (She's very tiny)
>With her mouth placed right over my balls she starts licking and sucking them in and out
>Sice she's so tiny her butt is on my chest so i can't lick her anymore
>lube my finger up and stick it in her butt without warning
>she moans louder and pushes her butt back so it's in to the nuckles
>start fingering her butt and pussy harder
>suddenly she let me lift my legs a bit and rims me like a crackwhore offered 500 bucks
>cums from fingering like a sprinkler all over my upper body and face (it was a solid squirt of like 10 seconds or so)
>grab her hair and pull her face out of my buttcrack
>ram my cock down her throat for a few seconds then come like a maniac while she's puking all over the bed
>coughs laying in the soaked bed and begs me to finger her again
This bitch is the devil when she's drunk
>be gay during a period of my life
>attend gay bathhouses
>one day go into steam room
>three guys approach me
>kneel down and suck all three of them
>one takes my hand and takes me to the dark room
>kneel in sofa and let him fuck me in the arse (I'm 100% bottom)
>another guy was beside me getting fucked in the ass as well
>we kiss as we were getting fucked
True story
>>703469277
there was another chick who i was trying to scare off so i just kept pushing teh freak limit. one thing lead to another and she ended up drinking like ten of my loads that i had saved in a glass and holding it in her mouth.
>dating psycho girl
>psycho girl has a rape fetish
>plan a "rape" with her
>set my alarm for 4:15 am
>sneak into her house (she gave me her key)
>walk in, masked with a knife
>instantly diamonds with anticipation
>get to her room and she is sleeping
>spit on my dick and rip her panties off
>she freaks out
>puts knife to her throat
>fuck her senseless
>at first she struggled, but after 5 mins wet as fuck cumming non stop
>came in her as hard as fucking possible
>later that day texts me "that was the best sex I've had in my life
>1 year later realize I'm dating a psycho and breakup
>>703469653
>>703469653
I like this arc,
>>703469707
Gay
>>703469255
This is the best thing I've read in a while.
We were long time friends, never had our relationships line up so we were single at the same time. Finally did at one point, we had sex a few times after cuddling and that sort of thing. Always had some sexual tension between us
Super cute girl, little extra, long blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'7" , we were both 18 at the time.
>Cuddling on bed
>Turns into wrestling
>Keep pinning her since I'm a bit bigger than her
>Starts swearing at me with a smile on her face
>Tries to bite and slap me
>Have per pinned by her wrists, me on top, looking at her face
>she spits in my face
>I'd pinned her before, she never spat
>Makes me really angry, I take a hand away from her wrist to wipe away the spit
>she immediately slaps me
>Immediately grab her by the throat and pin her to the bed
>legitimately angry she would do that
>tell her to apologize
>choked "Fuck you" with a coy smile
>Don't even know how to react
>Instinct or some shit just tells me to use her
>Pull her pants off her fat ass, struggle to get her shirt over her head and her bra off her huge boobs
>Es or something crazy
>throw clothes across the room
>Pin her arms above her head with one hand
>Keep other hand on her throat
>let her breathe only enough that she doesn't cough/gag too much
>fuck her soaking wet pussy bare
>don't know how else to deal with how angry I am with her
>Eventually let go of her hands and she spends the whole time feeling at the forearm of the hand I'm choking her with
>Constantly pushing my hand harder so she can't breathe at all
>She's loving every moment
>I'm not even in control anymore, just fucking her
>Push deep into her, completely choke her out
>Her hands are struggling at my forearm, squeezing, she's trying to moan, pushing her hips into me
>Filling her pussy with cum
>let go of her completely, walk off to clean myself up, leave her in the bed
>she's just lying there smiling and touching herself.
Fucked maybe a dozen more times after that. Lots of anal, lots of creampies.
>>703469983
the gayest thing I ever did
>>703469962
Your loss
>>703466281
> be drunk me
> gf convinces me to shave my ass
> pass out from alcohol after
> wake up late next day with sore ass
> gf missing
> go to text gf and find pic related on phone and Facebook with like 50 messages from friends and family asking wtf
> maw (my ass when) my gf fisted my ass, posted it to Facebook then broke up with me publicly
>>703470424
Na, the psychotic/bipolar breakdowns far outweighed the kinky amazing sex.
>>703466281
>mom invites me over for daughters bday
>daughter is 15 years old
>Lots of people and lots of booze and lots of pot
>really great party
>mom tells me to hang around
>everyone leaves and I'm alone with mom
>daughter goes to room and shuts door
>mom tells me that I'm wasting time
>mom points to door and sends me in
>fuck the shit out of virgin daughter
Was an awesome night.
>>703466820
Yes, her name was Alice that day
>>703469653
Wtf is your name christian by chance?
>>703471013
Nah man
>>703471291
Good, because that'd be really awkward considering my first did pretty much exactly this and I was 19 while he was 23. Weird shit
>>703470487
Looks like you are from Europe.
>ex and i are friends
>took ex next town for a favor
>on way home i joking ask for road head
>she pulls my dick out and starts sucking
>wtf this is awesome.jpg
>lots of red light get really horny grabbing her ass and boobs
>turn into a little shopping center, park the car
>shit is getting serious but the parking spot wouldnt allow for full sex
> drive to new town being build
> go into work in progress house second floor
> tear her ass and pussy tit fuck throat fuck the works
> multiple position, we end up in doggy getting close
>start smelling something bad.... look down theres some shit on my dick
>.....wtf...... well im already in why get blue ball blow load anal creampie
>she cleans me with her mouth spits to the side
>jokingly were the first ones to fuck in this house
>go to burger store where i was getting head in the parking lot
> clean up drive home, joking say roadhead?
>starts over fuck her in her room 30-40 min later
>
>>703471434
Strange world we live. He sounds like a fuckwit. You're much better without him :)
>>703470487
Sounds legit.
>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face
>be 15 years old
>on school trip to a fucking zoo
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh god it smells so fucking bad
>stench of elephant shit is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>holy shit my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
>we have wireless internet in here
>>703471793
/thread fucking Kek
>>703471793
did you sell or keep the puppies?
>>703471793
YEA LIKE YOU COIL HAVE WET FARTY BUBBLES
FAKE AF
>be me
>be 36
>have new baby sister
>rape her completely in half at the pelvis
>tell parents it wasn't me
>flawless victory
>alpha as ungodly fuck
>>703471697
He was in a bad place and had a degenerate for a roommate who hated me because I told my bf he tried to get me to fuck him while the bf was at work. My ex has a girlfriend now but he called me 3 months ago and downplayed the hell out of her and told me he'd leave her tomorrow if I took him back. Told him he was awful and he never called me again. You guys werent/aren't fuckwits for messing up, just young and troubled.
>>703466281
>be 22 gf 18
>on omegle taking orders from some old pervert
>be me 14
>just finished school
>suddenly need to fap
>get naked
>photoshop sister's face into 100 boy CP pics
>print them all out
>arrange them all on the floor
>prop up a mirror so I could watch myself
>keep fapping and edging it for about thirty minutes
>moaning YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
>ejaculate boiling hot jizz all over the pics
>collapse panting and sweating
>nearly black out from the joyful orgasm
>look up
>realize I'm in McDonalds
>>703472048
well...
>be me 31
>babysitter fell in love with me (14yr)
>she still virgin at that time
>tought her into everything in sex in 2 years
>got divorced in that time
>had a great time
>babysitter became a cum-whore cause of me
>be me, age 22
>working out of state, traveling, hotel-to-hotel
>POF Locals
>meet up with girl, 3 AM
>lemmegetanutrealquick o clock
>lights are off, hands shift positions, sex stuff starts
>rawdoggin
>thumb test, she passed, proceed with the anal sex (first time for me)
>be fuckin butts
>not everything i'd hoped for, so go back to vag
>go back to pooper
>back to vag
>"turn around, slutbutt"
>go to mouth
>fuck that stupid little face
>she get's sick, almost hurls, asks me to stop
>didn't get to cum but i've been using this bitch like a fleshlight for an hour now & I'm tired as fuck so OK
>we fall asleep
>she wakes me up at like 7am changing her daughters diapers & I jet "gotta get the company car back!"
>dont kiss her mouth
(will be continued)
>>703470487
Have you killed her or something?
All these make me feel like shit about my gf, such a fucking starfish.
>>703472322
Whats a Starfish? Sorry, from a non english country :)
probably that one
>crossdressed and fucking some guys wife while he watched
>>703472383
A can't who lays there not doing anything with her arms to her sides and legs slightly open... like a starfish
>>703472322
>>703469653
How the fuck do you still manage to get chicks and cheat on them with 'severe depression'. clearly self confidence wasn't an issue
>>703472212
nice, my dream only difference is i dont get divorced wify joins us/ her idea that i go with
>>703472595
last 3 girls i was with super sexual 1000 position/ locations sex outfits, school girl my fav all 3 raw oral anal and vag creampies
current gf go in missionary when shes wet enough sideways doggy style to the left rub her clit till she cums then i cum and throw away the condom and that it.
>>703472271
cont'd
>couple days later, still in her area
>"sup?"
>she comes over to my hotel that night
>she brings me a pack of cigarettes, a gram of bud, some fucking potato soup & "a surprise"
>eat the soup, "god damn, that's good"
>roll the blunt, she only hits it two or three times before she's good & tells me to finish it
>perfect
>the surprise:
>a hot pink, mesh, one peice "sexy" outfit that she puts on in the bathroom & tries to put on for ya boy
>lookslikechewedbubblegum.jpg
>lul inside but get to fucking that mouth hole on the outside
>choking this bitch, shes sitting on floor, head up against the bed
>balls on chin
>pull her up by the throat, toss her into doggy & start vaginal.
>uuuuuuh
>not there, already have a finger in her ass so I just go in for the kill
>pounding her asshole, I can kinda tell she doesn't like it too much but doesn't want to tell me no
>pretty sure the bitch was trippin, catchin the feels
>beatin the fuck out of this whores asshole
>pull out to switch back to that clam & there's poop all over my cock
>dont say anything... push her off me & go straight to bathroom & wash off
I'm not even sure she knows she got shit on my dick, I didn't bring it up. However, I'm pretty sure it must have happened the first time, too & that's why she got sick when I shoved it down her throat. We never talked again after I left with work.
>>703472731
A lot of women stay with guys who treat them like shit, especially if you're the one who take the it virginity. I stayed with an emotionally abusive and manipulative asshole because I was so dickmatized and loyal I didn't think I could find another.
>>703473158
good to heat that
>>703473398
Only works if your an excellent fuck.
>>703473158
Are you my ex?
If it makes you feel any better, I regret how I treated you, pretty much daily, and it keeps me up most nights. Probably drink more than I should now, to keep the feels away. So, so, sorry.
>>703472322
My ex was a fucking starfish too, i know that feeling, i was with her for 6 fucking years.
Now i have a kinky GF, she is into bondage, feet (yeah she turned me into a feet fag), likes to get hit and spanked, loves eating my cum and tomorrow we are supossed to be trying anal (we bought lube like 2 weeks ago and she kept posposing it cause 1st time and she's small and i'm big).
She is also funnier, better looking and smarter than ex and i feel really bad looking back and knowing how much time i lost.
>>703472052
Chances are he would genuinely take you back in heartbeat and this time for good. At least I know I would with my ex given the opportunity
>Be 19
>Gf 8/10 huge titties, nice round ass
>Get nice hotel room because fuck cheap motel sex
>This was back when 50 shades was a big thing
>Week before she was talking about wanting to try some stuff from the book
>Whynot.jpg
>Make my own whip out of thick old leather shoestrings and a piece of wood
>Grab some zip ties to tie her up
>Get to hotel around 7 at night
>Pound a bottle of vodka
>Wantthatass.jpg
>Push her on the bed, practically rip her clothes off. ShesWearing pink and black lingerie for the occasion
>My dick is diamonds
>Blindfold her with my shirt and tie her hands and feet to the bed face down
>She's breathing heavy just from anticipation
>Start teasing her with my shitty whip I made. Dragging the laces across her ass
>Suddenly start whipping her ass hard
>Starts moaning and telling me to whip her harder
>Fuckyeah.csi
>Decide after a bit I want to creampie her ass
>Spit on her hole a bit, she wriggles a bit and grabs the bit of the bed she can
>Practically jump inside her ass
>Loudest moan of my life
>So fuckin tight
>She moans too
>Dig nails into her collarbone and fuck her so hard and fast I feel like we're gonna break through to the floor below us
>Getting close
>Tell her to beg me to cum
>"Cum in my ass anon. Please please I need your cum in me”
>Saturn 5 rocket launches from my dick
>Blow the biggest load of my life in her ass
>Lay there inside her
>Both panting and sweating
>Best sex of my life
Eventually cut her zip ties and fucked the shit out of her again and again until we passed out in the jacuzzi together .
>>703473462
was saying that she got out not that ima go fuck virgins then treat them like shit
This one actually happened and i thank jesus for it everyday.
>Be 14
>Alpha as fuck
>Chilling with qt .3.14 petite black girl
>We were both kind of addicts, addicted to cheap energy drinks.
>Bring a 7pack while we were hanging out
>She tells me to give her some
>I refuse
>Ask her ''What if I say no''
>She's playfully trying to get a can out my hand
>thought fuck it, Went for a kiss while she was trying to reach for the can
>Kiss her
>She doesn't even refuse
>We kiss more passionatly.
>I go into rape mode
>Turn her around, pull down pans
>Dicks'diamonds.exe.wmv
>Tried fitting my dick in her
>She was like a fucking swamp
>Let's out a tiny screech/moan
>Get harder
>Jokingly touched her tits before, Now actually kind of massaging it
>Fuck her doggystyle for 12 minutes
>Awkward at first but it was fucking amazing
>SploogedOnherClothing.png
>We went on and hanged out, Jokingly talking about how we fucked like animals
Tfw I never gave her the can.
>>703472731
I started getting tattooed at 18 as my mind was in the gutter. If I could go back to cleanskin. Is I would. Im heavily tattooed and good looking. Back then chicks used to love the tattoos. Not so much now.
>>703473547
Doubt it unless you're from philly. Only been with my first and my husband.
>>703473701
Oh... lol confused by you saying "she got out". I'm a girl and was referring to me and (in general) all girls
>>703470487
haha, nice
>>703471830
lol this cant be real
>>703471793
Fucking kek
>>703475123
quit responding to your own posts, faggot
>>703470487
yeah sounds legit, since it takes a while for razor burn like that to show
nice try though, faggot
>>703473674
noice
>>703466281
>about ten years ago
>be in the army
>home time.exe
>had a 16 yo gf at that time (I was 19)
>bitch was hella crazy slut
>came to my place after school
>school bag on floor
>bitch is still in school uniform (not the anime ones , more like yoga pants and Tshirt with school symbol on it
>waking me up by sucking my dick
>then she turned me over and ate my ass still in school clothes
>good times
Also had this random bitch eat my ass while I was feet up and holding myself hands down with my dick pushed to the wall
Topkek
>>703472761
well... wasn´t a dream too me... was fucking real...
Bump
>>703478045
keeper
>>703478045
looks like Frodo
>>703472052
My philosphy is a lot different. Those guys are fuckwits and real pieces of shit.
Im a guy and had a gf/fiance of 3 years (we were 22 at the end of our relationship) who cheated on me a LOT. Her girl friends would cover for her, as would her coworkers. I had treated her so well too. At the end of our relationship she said she was in love with this other guy. Since he lived in another state, all I could do was reach out on Facebook and let him know he should drop her like a sack of potatoes because she'd been playing us both, and gave him a ton of info because he knew nothing of me. I let her know she was nothing to me and even though she begged for me to stay friends with her, let her know she was a real POS and should die in a fire.
I don't know where she is today and don't care. I REALLY hope she gets stabbed and raped to death by some nigger or wetback. But she is so far below me that I would never risk prison or any part of my life to make sure that happened to her.
>>703478855
Is that Lauren Furton?
>>703479308
Yup
>Be 15
>Girl i've known since we were like 4 is having a party
>Had been taking these pills post-operation
>They cause me to be constipated
>Fuck it
>Go to this party
>Friend forfuckingever is flirting up a storm
>Sorta brush it off as sloppiness
>Party winding down
>Nowhere to sleep
>"Oh, just come with me"
>Ugh, fine
>Fuck the tits right off her
>Be farting every hump, she's half-passed out anyways. no worries
>Start to worry
>Fall asleep back to back, completely naked
>Wake up to RANCID smell
>Oh god no
>Take out cell phone
>Look over, i had the green-apple splatters all over her back and fine linens
>WhatthefuckdoIdo.avi
>Take shit in hands, smear between her ass-cheeks
>Leave note saying "You shat yourself, so i left" dont know why
>Put clothes on, RUN out door and walk home
>Dont hear from her
>2 weeks later she killed herself
My girlfriend once eat up my ass.
I shoved a Havana Honey cigar in my girlfriend's pussy. The next day she handed to a coworker to smoke.
>>703470305
I've fucked crazy girls like that
>>703469707
>be gay during a period of my life
lol
>>703466281
>dirtiest sex memory
umm... i used the other hand once...
>>703480822
Hah i remember this greentext
>>703473155
teach me how to roll a 1g blunt anon
>>703478484
>let her know she was a real POS and should die in a fire.
>I don't know where she is today and don't care. I REALLY hope she gets stabbed and raped to death by some nigger or wetback
good man.
>be me, 15
>girlfriend at the time is having a birthday slumber party, I'm invited
>everyone goes to bed, I have to sleep in basement room while everyone sleeps upstairs
>about 1am, I'm alone watching tv on couch
>gf stepdad comes down the stairs and sits on other end of couch
>chit chats, asks how schools going, whatever small talk
>asks if I want to watch something really cool
>"sure, your house your rules" I say
>he grabs a tape from nearby closet, puts in vcr
>porn, mmf threesome
>asks if I'm okay with watching it
>nervous, but again "sure, your house"
>ten minutes go by, he keeps talking about hot hot porn is, how hot the girl is
>he's obviously hard, bulge showing in his sweatpants
>can't stop looking at it, he catches me a few times looking
>asks if it's cool with me if he "helps himself out"
>not sure what he means but I say I don't mind
>he pulls his sweats down and starts slowly stroking
>ohfuckniggerwhatareyoudoing.png
>after he strokes for a few minutes he tells me I should help myself out too if I want
>wtf why not
>pull down pants and start stroking too
>few minutes go by, we aren't even watching be porn anymore, just watching each other stroke
>he gets up and sits right next to me, legs touching now
>stroking together, he talks about how hot this is, how big my cock is, etc
>he asks if he can "help me out"
>absolutely
>instead of stroking me like I thought, he leans over and starts to suck me
>oh fuck I didn't expect this but it feels amazing so I don't stop him
>30 seconds later I cum, he swallows
>he sits back up and asks if I can help him now
>not horny anymore, but yeah I'll be fair
>stroke him until he cums
>he cleans up, takes the porn out of the vcr
>tells me he won't tell anyone if I don't
>goes back upstairs and I fall asleep a little later
This lead to a few years of us messing around more. Really naughty and dirty shit. I still stroke to this every now and then. Before this, never once thought of doing anything with a guy.
>masturbated outside on a bench.
good story
>>703485670
Just for clarification, this was about 15 years ago.
>>703481418
did u enjoy?
>>703485670
What kind of other dirty things did you guys do?
>>703486775
Over the summer he would hire me to do lawn care on properties he owned. He would drive me to his property, we'd stroke/suck each other, and I'd go do my job. He'd pay me and then give me a little extra as a "tip".
We'd also swap nudes of our girls. Like I'd show him my girlfriend (his step daughter) and he'd show me his wife (gfs mom).
It was fun.
https://www.reddit.com/r/xxpornoxx/comments/4z1kxv/learning_the_ropes_carolina_abril/
i was raped by two hobos on a football field
>>703471793
/threadwin
>>703466281
>be 20 years old
>for some reason "dating" 13 year old virgin girl
>she has basically no tits
>no ass
>i eat her pussy
>she tells me shes embarassed while im licking it
>i feel like a pedo
me and another raped some punk kid in a football field once
>>703487744
Congrats for being a pedophile
>>703487744
>i feel like a pedo
Don't worry, you are.
>>703487983
>>703488032
fuck you guys, i bet thats a million times more action than either of you got.
>>703487744
>virgin
thats what they all say
>>703488202
I only said that because I envy you. Sorry bro
>>703487846
>Be me
>freshly 18
>been into my own ass and crossdressing since like 13
>Have GF from 16-18
>She knows but uncomfortable doing anything
>Ask GF to buy strapon and fuck me for 18th birthday
>She buys pic related
>get dressed up and wait for her to come home
>"please rape my ass baby"
>She gets crazy into it slapping my ass with her whip, calling me bitch, etc.
>Cum on myself while she jerks me and fucks my ass
>Do it a thousand times since.
>>703488684
forgot pick
>>703484757
is that supposed to be a lot in a blunt or nah?
>>703484096
Underrated post
>I stuck a finger halfway up my wife's ass during cowgirl sex
>She didn't immediately scream
>>703471830
uuum acualy i think this is fake bucuz elephans dont have air in the woom and hunams need air to be living
>>703467459
Reading this made me hard
>be me bout 2 years ago
>be abroad for work
>nothing to do in the evening, welp might as well browse CL
>tons of prostitute ads, whatdid.iexpect.png
>there really is an ad for contact, tiny asian looking for "white bull" to take her
>never tried craigslist before, mightaswelltry
>manage to meet up in open spot, she aint no black gang trying to mug me
>after having drinks go back to my place
>trying to establish borders, tells me i might as well do whatever i want
>is into facialabuse, fakerape vids etc.
>thatswhatimherefor.exe initiated
>after a little foreplay start slapping her around
>manage to fit my dick down her throat with enough pressure, make her choke
>fuckthisisgood
>wants me to anal her, go in with lube, no stretching before
>fuckthisistight
>fucking her doggy, slapping the shit out of her ass, she's moaning like crazy
>switch positions a few times, she's a living ragdoll, facefucking in between, doesnt care for shitty dick
>always tells me to hit her harder, already slapping her bitchface quite hard
>harderharder gets kinda annoying
>finally fucking punch her in the guts while fucking her to shut her up
>she spasses around, tightening up, nearly instantly cumming
>whattheshitneverseenthatbefore
>engage.exe
>fuck her missionary, punching her inbetween
>moans even more, thight as fuck, cumming
>cantholditanyome
>cum as well, feels like passing out, never came so hard in my life
>new fetish aquired
>she's totally cuddly afterwards tells me that's more like what she wanted
>met her a few more times, done some more crazy shit then left country
guess she was damaged goods but fuck that few times were amazing, can't find a girl like her now.
>>703466818
Jealous
>>703471686
Underrated post.
>>703489691
This made me diamonds
>>703471434
Tits or gtfo
>>703490894
That it is.
>>703470487
Razor burn takes longer to show up, at least 8 hours.
Met girl at club, shes a total freak
Go outside for a smoke break with her
Only us ywo by my car
Falcon punch her in the stomach because feeling horny
She collapse from pain and throws up alcohol
Drag her jnto my tinted suv
Pursue to lift up her skirt and rip gstring up
Commencing hard sex on her unconscious body
She is gettin moist while penetrating hard
After 2 long minutes of hard sex pull out and cum on her face
Dump body on door step of suv
Keeps her rip gstring for fresh pussy smell
Leave a happy man
I still dont know what happened to her
Been 3 yrs since
>>703469255
i haven't laughed so hard in such a long time
>>703470528
>psychotic/bipolar breakdowns
so normal female behavior?
>>703492633
>lrn2green.txt
>>703480822
Old as time, poorly told, but still not all bad.
I've got a few. 1. The time I was butt fucking my baby mama and she wound up taking a massive shit... I kept going till I came anyways fuck it.
2. When I lost my virginity I had just turned 16. I had just gotten my first tattoo as a birthday present from my mom. Being the only kid in school with a tattoo, I had my pick of the littler. Get 8/10 gf. She's 15. We go to party, get drunk af. She wants to fuck. Ask find spare room and start making out. I tell her I want to have a 3 way. She asks with who, I say I'll go pick. Go outside, butt naked with hardon, point to the hottest girl I see, 8/10, and tell her to come with me, she does, everyone at party is in wtf mode and can't believe that I just did that, and that she agreed. They start making out, I'm playing with their titties, they unbutton my pants, start blowing me together, licking my dick together etc. have them both bend over against the wall, take turns fucking both of them. Have one ride me while the other licks my balls, was awesome. Cum on ones tits, the other kicks it off, they don't shower, we all go to school the next day hungover af. TFW I lost my virginity to two girls. Awesome.
3. A year later from previous story. I'm at a Halloween party, girl and I are broken up now. She's sloppy drunk falling out of her skank costume. I ask her if she wants to fuck me and my best friend. She agrees. We fuck, and let everyone watch. She blows both of us, we DP her, everyone watching, is awesome. Both cum in her mouth, good times.
Those are the dirtiest stories. I have some other good ones, but that's too 3.
>>703487246
So you fucked the dad and the stepdaughter? Did she ever find out?
>>703487690
Greentext or lies.
>>703493221
Fucking this.
>Met a girl on a page online
>10/10 dirty cute student, almost unbelievable
>total anal whore, we literally do 69 analingus on the first date and generally fully service each other's asshole for a few months
>she even demands we do a video
We broke it of some time later, but that video is still a wonderful treasure I wank to once in a while.
And that, kids, is how I met my love for anal
>>703469255
Holy fuck someone screen cap this
>anal sex
>dark
>fuck her
>yay anal
>start fingering her while fukin in ass
>pull out
>feel something drops on my arm while fingering
>little shit ball
>lol, continue fucking, drop that shit ball
>girl picks it up and says ''wtf!?''
>runs to bathroom and washes
>comes back and we continue to fuck, but not anal
had one more incedent with shit but it was same story but it was like diarrhea, wasnt explosive.
>Blowing best friend
>My wife riding his face
>His wife masterbating
>She squirts on all of us
>He cums in my mouth
>I share with my wife
>I fuck his wife
>She sits on his face
>He eats the creampie
>>703469255
youtu.be/YgUqmKQ9Lrg
>>703469255
So what if the most meaningful day if your life was a simulation running on lowest capacity!
>>703466281
> pick up older woman in bar
> be drunk
> fuck
> morning, fuck
> notice that her <10 years old daughter has been watching the whole time
> hello, i'll get me coat
>>703466281
Do you want to free the slaves in Hawaii?
Sign the petition, enforce the 13th Amendment!
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/end-dhs-policy-mandating-involuntary-servitude-without-due-process-foreign-laborers-harvesting-highly-migratory-fish
>AP story on the slaves
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/39ae05f117c64a929f0f8fab091c4ee1/hawaiian-seafood-caught-foreign-crews-confined-boats
>>703469255
i fucked my ex gf so hard one time, we were in the shower together, that she must have over-heated and passed out.. she was standing in the shower as i was fucking her from behind, and then just went totally limp and fell on the floor of the shower... i legit thought i fucked her to death.. this was at her house, i was like oh shit what's her dad gonna think, checked her pulse, she was still breathing, came to after a minute or two, legit scared me.. had many lols about it afterwards...
>freshman in college
>GF says no anal
>literally tells me its exit only
>sleep in bed with her one night
>my rooommate is 5 feet away
>she isn't on the pill, need a condom
>say fuck it, don't wanna risk waking up roommate
>finger her cunt and stick a finger in her ass
>she can't complain because lol roommate
>two fingers
>lube up my cock with just spit
>line it up against her shitter
>she asks "are we really doing this?"
>put my hand over her mouth and push
>slowly
>very slowly
>have a big cock, takes forever to just bottom out in her pooper
>fuck her into the wall with my hand over her mouth
>cum buckets
>she asks, what do I do now?
>idc bitch
>she goes into the suite bathroom at 3am and farts out sperm super loudly
Roommate heard everything, gives me a high five next morning
>out for cheap Tuesday drinks, get hammered
>don't remember going to another bar
>next thing I remember is leaving other location with 4/10 goth chick
>ok with me if she wants the d
>on the way to her place
>whips out cans of beer from her purse
>drink beers in graveyard (fuckin' goths)
>continue back to her place
>puts up the "we can't do anything tonight" front
>challenge accepted
>hang out listening to music and talking
>have to be quiet to "not wake my son"
>red flags piling up
>eventually go to bedroom to bang
>is on her period
>*blinders engage*
>bareback like a retard
>fuck for an hour or so
>sleep, fuck in the morning before leaving
>get number, meet n fuck the next week
>employ nature's contraceptive (anal)
>secretly be a social retard and on a later date fuck up and never see her again
>maybe for the best she revealed that her son is going to jail for watching people sleep (i.e. break in at night and stare)
>realize I fucked the mother of the local legendary sleep watcher
>fin
>>703495623
she really said "what do i do now?"
thats literally the stupidest thing to ever say, ever
>>703466557
Are you me?
I'm glad it wasn't just me. Fucking weird though isn't it, someone watching you fuck their daughter
>>703471830
Wow so much for sleeping tonight, I have to learn not to read these before bed! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>703471830
Free Wi-Fi
>Noice
>been drinking in Newfoundland
>hardly make it back to my place
>thought I was going to black out and freeze to death
>make it back with my gf
>lay in bed feeling ill
>she starts blowing me like a Coke whore
>feels amazing, push her dead down to my balls
>licks for a bit
>push down more
>licks my gooch
>feels good
>starts licking my asshole
>amazing
>going crazy
>starts blowing me again
>sick
>get up
>fall over into wall
>puke on the bathroom wall door
>covered my mouth with my hand so it shot all over
>puke all over bathroom
>piss in the sink while I look at myself in the mirror
>mouth wash
>go back out and fuck her after convincing her I'm fine
I left 30 cents of Canadian tire money in the tip jar for the maids when we left.
>>703486126
15 years ago...today?
>>703468282
My girlfriend is like that. She's 17 and I'm 19. We've been together for only one year, and she went wild on me several times, doing the same kind of shit as you describe. Can't wait to see what it will be like when she turns like 25
>>703497497
>thinks a teen love will hold for 6 more years
>>703497726
I met my wife when I was 12. We've been togeather almost 16 years. We are planning on having our first kid soon. My point is as long as you are not retarded it can last.
>>703497497
You will be married with kids by then so don't bet on anything
>>703497952
Or it can last because you're afraid to do anything else and wrapped up your identity in someone else
>>703466401
>she hesitates but says OK to just the tip
>push her back into the couch.
>have her legs spread wide and she pulls her panties to one side.
>brush against her and feels sooo wet.
>she says don't go inside or it will be too hard to stop.
>me cant tell if she wants or not.
>push tip a bit between her lips, still on outside, just rubbing up n down, but soo wet.
>too easy to slide in, so go easy and it happens.
>she moans and lifts up to kiss me deeply.
>seems like her legs spread further, not sure.
>cant stand it and finally push forward a bit more.
>she moans again, whispers "we shouldn't."
>just makes me want to press forward.
>now far enough in that we can move in and out a bit but not full strokes.
>each press causes her soft moans.
>she wraps her legs around my back and it game on.
>she says softly, “we shouldn't”
>but she reaches down and grabs my junk and guides me deeper.
>we go full tilt.
>she is so wet like a ripe little slut.
>go deep and long for several minutes.
>seems easy to make her cum, she bucks up off the couch to meet me push after push.
>she starts to cum and cry at the same time.
>kinda scared cause I'm thinking she might go batshit.
>soon realize it a good kind of crying, very soft, very grateful kind.
>I let loose and for that moment realize how hot she is that at first she didn't want it.
>we broke all her rules.
>saw her twice more and fucked both times.
>finally said she had to be a mom and could not see me again.
>one of the best, one of the hottest fucks of my life.
>>703498052
I'm not interested in anyone else. We had some really rough patches, but now we make a good living, don't get into fights very often, etc. Why would I want to throw that away?
>>703467459
So, you mean you raped your girlfriend? And you're proud of that? I suppose you'll be crying next that "the bitch left you." You deserve to have the same thing done to you, fuckhead.
>>703498558
Hi SJW.
>be in mc donalds
>went to toilet
>close door
>hear noises in the washroom
>open door
>spot lonely 5 year old girl at the washing table
>only me and her togehter in the men's room
>....
moar like a masturbation story but it was still dirty
>hard day at work
>all by myself at home
>start drinking beer
>beer is too good today
>getting pretty drunk
>these wsg webms are starting to get funny
>get horny somehow
>start masturbating to shemale webms
>do not feel too good. too much beer.
>think about puking on myself to turn me on
>thank you /gif/ puke threads
>lay in bathtube and start sticking finger down throad
>it actually feels awesome somehow
>have to piss. probably the beer
>piss on stomache
>masturbate my dick with a mixture of piss and pre-puke
>have 3 fingers in mouth by now
>try for 20 minutes to puke but doesnt work.
>have to shit
>oh well why not
1/2
>start shitting in bathtube
>take turd in my hand. its warm and soft
>getting hot as fuck by just touching it
>fuck it. just do it
>start smearing it on my face
>first right cheek then left
>probably looks like brown camouflage
>decide to go full retard
>smear it on my hair
>there is no going back now
>this is the hottest thing ever. keep going
>rubbing my balls with shit covered hands
>so hot. almost ready to cum
>thinking about eating it
>cum hard
>moaning like a little bitch
>best orgasm in forever
>wishing girlfriend would shit on me
>immediately regret it
>try to wash it out as hard as fuck
>shit stains everywhere
>there is piss on my phone and everywhere
>there are turd pieces on my head. what the fuck
>what have i done
>washing every piece of evidence away
>feel horrible
>act like nothing happend
2/2
>>703498829
Continue
>>703498829
>walk towards her
>she is so tiny
>help her wash her hands
>lead her out telling that this room is for boys
>>703493438
Go outside, butt naked with hardon
they unbutton my pants,
make up your mind and stick to one story when you are making it up you faggot
>>703498759
Being this autistic...
well it is /b/ after all .... but lets see how you hold up after someone ties you up and fucks you in the ass
>>703498558
If you read the guys posts she stayed with him. Also its not really rape.
>Be me
>19 yr old gf
> Hospital because her dad had an accident blind drunk
> I leave the hospital and outside I met a 21 yr old 9/10 hippie girl on a weel chair
> Escort her to home
> Fuck her hard in the ass and cum on her face, no condom
> She can't do nothing
> Go back in the hospital and start fucking my gf in the bathroom while her daddy is on the bed in the other
> I tell her everything and I leave again the hospital as a single mother fucker
> Get drunk, and start jacking off in a bar in front of a milf
I was arrested after, but fuck it.
I don't give a fuck, life is pain, nothing matter
>fucking exs sister
>we are at my house and I didn't have blinds yet
>because painting
>front window there lays a couch in front of it
>it's dark,we talk about how we've always wanted to fuck each other
>she gets on her knees as I lay on the sofa
>she grabs my dick as its rock hard ands says
"You like this?
>she begins to suck , running through my mind is
>the look on my exs face if she were here witnessing her sister fucking her ex
>she begins to ride my cock as its throbbing In her
>tight shaved pussy
>I yelled "you are so much better than your sister", " you are way better than your best friend" >as she was gasping for air .
>I pulled out and came in her mouth while I was fingering her tight ass
So hot
>>703501035
is she called Claire?
>>703493438
So, you were butt naked with a hardon, then you went back into the room and they started to unbutton your pants. Hmm. If you're going to lie, at least lie well. Twelve year old detected.
>i made someone from tinder cum so hard/so many times i almost broke her brain.
i think it was an awesome combo of her having pretty selfish bfs/not much sex recently/me knowing exactly how to push her buttons right. we ended up having sex for like hours and she ended up panting and spouting gibbering after we finished. which im used to... but i didnt get a coherent sentence out of her for like almost an hour. i did the mental math on going and getting her room mate to see if she could get a sentence out of her because i was actually starting to get really worried when finally she started talking again.
>be me about 10 years ago
>have middle eastern gf looked like Mia khalifa in body but a bit darker skin and different beautiful face
>we would bang constantly but never any weird stuff, just really hot sex and she had a huge lingerie collection as she worked at Victoia Secret
>one day she brings by lube and condoms, wants to try butt sex (was on pill but didn't want my dick dirty for some reason)
>getting into sex and go to switch to butt after poking through with finger for awhile
>put condom on and push lubed up dick slowly in
>she's hurting but starts working pretty good
>tight and feels good
>both really getting into it
>think she's cumming cause she moans really loud and I feel pressure on my dick
>my dicks getting pushed out along with a bunch of poop
>as soon as I see it I smell it, throw up on her back
>she runs to bathroom and shits, throws up in garbage can
>I run to shower and rip off condom washing myself furiously
>she's crying on the toilet right next to my shower
>says I'm going to break up with her
>tell her to brush her teeth and give me my tooth brush
>once we do that I pull her into the shower and make out with her
>have sex in there
>fucking her against the wall choking her a little cause I'm angry
>she orgasms during my choking and is shaking really hard
>finish off and she's sitting in the shower shaking as I am drying off
>after 5 minutes she does the same
>take her to bed and we agree not to do anal anymore
>shyly mentions she liked being choked and her orgasm was amazing
>from then on we occasionally had nights where I'd whip her and choke her, she got into bdsm for herself
>mostly was normal sex stuff besides that
>likes role playing too during bdsm nights, her favorites were a rape fantasy and also one were she's suspected of terrorism and torture raped
>turned her on a lot and said everyone looked at her like a terrorist so it seemed realistic when we did that
>engaged, her family disowned her, she's a true American now
>>703497952
this
>>703497726
I know what teen love is, and got severely disappointed. I can tell this isn't teen love. If it was, we wouldn't have lasted a whole year knowing that we live in different area of our country and didn't see each other often. Right now I'm in Japan for a 6 month internship, if I come back and nothing has changed between us, I think it's safe to assume we'll be together for quite a long time.
>>703471793
>every puppy has my face
Lamo
>>703468266
Oh, she knew what u did.
This whole bread is fucking glorious!
I love a good YLYL bread!
>>703493438
Why did you put pants on after going out butt naked?
i sat on my left hand till it fell asleep then used it to jerk off
>>703493044
kek
>>703469255
wew, poor lad
>>703469707
Faggot
>>703469653
why do you had anger issues?
>>703497407
Underrated post
>>703466281
>be me, 20
>be lazy to type lots
>be summer
>be in a relationship
>she be crazy
>be wanting to sex her
>"ok, but on my terms anon"
>she comes over
>cuddes leads to
>romantic sex leads to
>pornstar fucking leads to
>her cumming and squirting all over my face
>still fap to this memory all the time
it just sad that she's on crazy pills and is crazy and hates me now
>be me 26
>date 17 year old daughter of single mom
>mom really appreciates that I help out the family financially, give daughter stuff she never could
>once she says I'm like the father her daughter never had
>long time passes
>gf breaks up with me, mom is completely heartbroken that I won't be around anymore, confesses she has feelings for me
>ex gf becomes my stepdaughter, revenge cockblock her continuously, going for 3 years now
>trade favors for sex, she doesn't have a choice, make her call me daddy during sex
>she tells on me, mom/wife doesn't believe her, since I used to fuck her before she can't tell anything that would prove anything
life's good
>>703466281
>be me
>get marry
>sex
>have child
>>703501504
>rape fantasy and also one were she's suspected of terrorism and torture raped
Kek
>>703466281
>after drunk night out
>gf and i horny asf
>tell gf, i'd totally lick your ass if you wanted me to right now
>gf says "really?"
>gf showers and comes back in the room
>gets on the bed, butt naked and bent over
>takes some flavored lube and rubs her asshole with it
>i tell her "aw but i wanted the lube to be inside of you"
>looks at me and squirts more lube on her finger and shoves her finger in her asshole
>tells me to come over
>i start eating her ass out after she fingered it
Also another time
>push gf up to wall rubbing dick on her ass
>rubbing her tits i pull my dick out and start rubbing between her cheeks
>i tell her to hold my dick and rub it against her asshole
>she does and she starts to let my tip poke inside her for a bit
really hot since she didnt expect it or prepare or anything
>>703466281
> get in shower with gf
> put cock in her cunt
> she starts pissing
> i start pissing
> fuck her
> cum on her face
> we shower
>>703471460
Based on?
>>703497407
KEK. I never reply to posts, but this needed to be acknowledged.
>>703504169
You filthy degenerate.
>>703466281
>i put my peepee in her pooper
>i came
>be 17
>Meet 14 yo girl
>Get drunk in a party with her cousin
>Play truth or dare
>Cousin dare her to drink my piss
>She ask me to follow her and fill a glass in the bathroom
>In there, ask if I can just piss in her mouth instead
>She agrees
>Ask to fuck her later, she says no, she a virgin
>Let me piss on her face and in her mouth instead
That cunt gave me a fetish for life
>>703466281
>be me
>last year
>met a girl on germany
>she came to visit me
>fucked her hard
>fucked her ass
>my dick full of shit
>after 3 days fucking like crazy she says she works as prostitute in munich
>>703503326
>be
>>703501145
why?
>i stuffed a pencil up my ass.
i'm quite a virgin aren't i.
>>703506101
I started with fingers, then moved to carbon tablet bottles. I realized it doesn't need to be that long, it needs to be thicker, so I tried roll-on deo bottles. 2 years later I can't even jizz without something up my ass.
>Fuck gf bareback
>Cum inside
>Get text from side chick "I want some dick"
>Make excuse and leave house
>Fuck side chick bareback
>Cum deep inside
>Go home
>Go to strip club later that night
>Blonde milf stripper with big fake tits hits on me
>Drive her home at the end of her shift
>She's talking dirty as fuck
>Pull over on back road in middle of nowhere
>Drag her out of the car by her hair and rip her panties off
>Gag her with my cock repeatedly
>Fuck all three holes
>Ass to mouth several times
>Slap her ass raw
>Can't nut because 3x a day is too much
>After 20 min she says all of her holes are too sore to keep going
>Head to where she's living
>Stop at gas station and she buys me a sandwich
>She had on a super short stripper skirt and her panties are still in my pocket
>Drop her off at some sleazy motel
>Go home and wash my dick for the first time that day
>Crawl in bed with the naked gf and pass out
Started fucking the stripper milf regularly. Huge whore. Even wanted me to pimp her out and keep all the money but I declined. She eventually got married to an old cuck. I miss fucking the side chick with the loose pussy the most though, she truly loved me for my cock.
>>703502633
>implying his story is the only load of bullshit here
>>703471830
I saw webm of 2 guys inside elephant pussy, anyone knows what movie was that?
>>703507427
The Brothers Grimsby
>>703487744
>>i feel like a pedo
always nice when feelings are coherent with the actual situation
>>703470305
more, also pics pls
>>703470487
fake and gay
inb4 banned, I'm 22 now.
>be me, 15 years old high school freshman
>into anime, bullied a lot, really shy
>meet goth girl who protected me from getting beat to death, she becomes my first friend
>meet another girl, more rebellious/punk than goth, she's cute but has daddy issues
>freshman dance, after party at some senior chad's house, me and my gothic princess in shining armor go together because fuck it, hitch a ride with rebel girl
>they do not like each other
>at all
>A T A L L
>most awkward car ride ever, rebel girl only gave it because i was her friend
>babby me's first time drinking against my better judgment
>punk girl gets into fist fight with goth girl, comes and joins me in the backyard
>we drink together and I start to get horny
>my beta ass is suddenly feeling alpha, fuck it, I kiss rebel girl
>she's surprised at first but then goes along with it
>I slide my hand down her skirt and awkwardly grope around, she grabs my hand and guides me to her clit
>boner mode: activated
>"Anon-kun, let's go to my car..."
>anon-kun's first time happens
>she gave me a blowjob despite me only lasting about 30 seconds, so I ate her out in return; apparently I'm very good at it
>she masturbates with her vibrator she kept in her glove box for some reason, i jerk off, we cum in unison, then kiss awkwardly
>3 hours later, goth girl finds us both naked, sleeping on top of each other, she is PISSED
>drags my still drunk ass out of the car and proceeds to beat the shit out of rebel girl (for the record, no goth girl did not have a crush on me, I'm like her little brother)
>goth girl carries me home after that ass whooping she gave rebel girl, I remember her crying for some reason
>>703470599
0/10
>look up furry porn
>it was good
>>703508552
obviously goth girl wanted you
>>703471648
got me hard
>>703466384
>>703471793
ayy
>>703508552
>wake up next day, surprisingly not hungover
>live with grandpa, he's more worried than disappointed, asks what happened
>tell him i drank alcohol, leave out the part where i lost my virginity
>oh god i lost my virginity
>stress puking activates
>bitch mode activates
>I'M NOT A VIRGIN OH MY GOD NOOOOO I'M IMPURE, I'M TAINTED!!!
>call goth girl, beg her to come over, so she does
>holds me in her arms for like 30 minutes at least as i cry over my terrible decisions
>she tells me to call rebel girl and sort things out, i don't talk to rebel girl for 2 months
You can probably guess where this is going. Fuck...
>finally get the balls to call her, ask her to meet me at a nearby part, she agrees
>"R-Rebel girl, I really...really regret that night we spent together. I-It's not anything you said or d-did but...I'm not a virgin anymore, I-I...I can't call myself pure in that way."
>cries like the bitch i am
>rebel girl says she regrets it too, everything is silent except for my weeping, I apologize to her
AND THEN, THE PLOT THICKENS
>"Anon-kun...I guess I should just say it, then."
>say what
>.............................................oh fuck
>nonononononononononononon
>"I'm pregnant."
>MFW
>>703471830
did you died?
>>703466818
Pls tell me its true
>>703509306
Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhh! Snap!
>>703473593
people don't change
>>703487246
15 years ago? You would show him flip phone pics or Polaroids. You're a lying faggot. Literally.
>>703472118
what did you do?
>be me
>Gets my gf to piss in my mouth all the time
>Do it in public
>At my mum and dad's house with my gf right now
>In a min I'm going to take her in to their on suite bathroom (they live in a flat withwith only one bathroom)
>Going to drive k her piss and above my cock in her and piss up inside her cunt
>Won't be here to see the end of this thread as will be off drinking my gfs piss and fucking her
>Have fun faggots
Going to drink *
>>703467634
Damn
>>703509699
2 true
>>703501504
>engaged, her family disowned her, she's a true American now
why did they disown her? Did they find out she was a victorias secret slut presenting her body for money?
>b me
>be 26
>go to friends house for his bday
>turning 23, house stank party pad
>cigs n beer errywher
>trash overflowing in kitchen big pile stankin
>go out with friends
>meet up with bday friends fb n her friends
>nerds but Ok
>one chubster gettin flirty
>sneak makeout bar hopping with LA chubberina
>group goes back to friends house
>group splitting off in couples cept one guy
>cpt no pussy goes to pass out on couch
>couch next to door to kitchen sharing wall
>all rooms taken but LA chubberina wants to hook up
>on her period
>no fuck
>make out
>get some head
>she basically kneeling in trashpile to blow me
>clt no pussy starts talking to me>she Hoover's away
>blow load down her throat - trash stank overwhelms after nut
>she says thanks
>leave
>>703509306
>break down in tears, i can't be a father, im a fucking child myself
>rebel girl is crying
>"but i'll....i'll get an abortion, if you don't want it"
>"i don't want a child but i don't not want my own child if you understand my feelings"
>"I can't keep it anyway....my dad would disown me..."
>"I don't want to abandon our ch-child but I'm not...ready...oh god, I'm so sorry..."
>we hug and cry in each other's arms, she tells me she already has a date set for the abortion, I kiss her still pretty flat tummy and apologize to my child for our stupid, stupid mistakes
>tell goth girl what happened, she beats the shit out of rebel girl again, intentionally kept aiming for rebel girl's stomach
>abortion day comes, I go with rebel girl, we cry it out later
>go home, tell grandpa the truth, cry with him, he's disappointed but also sad for me, tells me he'll love me no matter what i do
>who turned the faucet on in my eyes again
>don't hang out much with rebel girl from then on
>kissed goth girl once out of curiosity, I had a crush on her but she never felt the same but she did let me kiss her once
>meet my current boyfriend, life goes on
I still sometimes see rebel girl around college campus but I don't know what to say. To this day, I still feel immensely guilty and shameful for my stupid actions that led to her pain and a baby who I was too young, too reckless, and too fucking idiotic to raise.
To RG, to my unborn child, to my grandpa and to GG who I worried so much, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
>>703508872
No, she doesn't. She wants my best friend but um...we're dating. Which reminds me, I should probably tell him about the story I'm telling here. Ah fuck.
>>703473155
nice
>>703510472
For the record, I haven't had sex since. I've been dating my boyfriend for 4 years now but I'm just not ready. That experience fucked me up, but he's understanding. GG still protects me and we're very close. She still hates RG. My grandpa passed away in may of last year but his final words to me? "I am so proud of you, anon-kun. So, so proud...I love you so much, okay? Don't be so hard on yourself. We all make mistakes, and I accept and love you for every mistake and victory. Always."
>>703505605
don't worry, they use condoms in brothels and get their std's in private from guys like you
>>703473674
damn
>Be me
>Wake Up with a boner
>Lets jerk off
>Window open because my apartment heads to a meadow
>I look to the Window.
>Some neightbors were having a picnic with their childs.
>They see me.
>Dont give a fuck and finish.
>I clean Up and I stay naked with all the Windows open
>No one in the building speaks to me anymore
True story
>>703510880
>I haven't told my boyfriend this story
>He understands
Bullshit detector off the charts!
>>703469653
Good for you, sounds like you got your shit together.
>>703511214
I haven't told him the story, I've only told him I'm not ready for sex and left it at that.
>>703475705
>>703475705
I love when my gf eats my ass
>>703469707
Kinda jealous. Love dick, but i can't handle fucking men. Only passable shemales work for me. Weird shit.
>>703496923
kek i love fellow canadians
>>703508552
>>703509306
>>703510472
>>703510880
Damn dude, sounds rough. but you're okay now?
>>703511214
You should learn to read.
>>703511954
Yes, I'm okay now. I'm just thankful that word never got out about the nerdy honor student getting the rebel girl pregnant, haha...
....Maybe I'm not as fine as I thought. You know what? I'm gonna call GG now. I need a hug.
>>703467459
>be me
>gf always said no anal, anything else goes
>one night we both get shitfaced
>seks time
>she was off her pills but didn't let me use rubber since loves to feel my cock
>I eat her pussy, she cums twice
>bj
>69
>facesitting
>rides me
>I fuck her from behind, spanking her ass
>we both are pretty drunk, moan, groan, scream and swear like some crazy hobos tripping on acid
>she wants me to "fill her with cum"
>babe we can't do that
>she starts riding me
>"I want you to fill me up"
>I can't
>for sometime I was massaging her asshole with one finger, just a thing I always do when she's riding, she likes it despite of her no anal rule
>she switches position
>wow you are tight
>thats my ass
>I instantly cum in her tight asshole
>doesnt let me pull stop, I have to lay her on the side of the bed, kneel besides the bed, and fuck her in the ass while fingering her and rubbing her clit
>next morning get a letter from neigbor, next time we have an "orgy" he'll call the cops cause muh sleepytimes
>do crazy anal every time gf gets drunk or just superduperhorny
>mfw our relationship is still getting cold and empty, I'm considering a breakup after 5 years
>mfw I have no face
>>703512193
You and gg sound like a pair of cunts...
>>703512592
What part of "no bully" do you not understand? ;_;
>>703494936
>You lie on the Internet
f
listen. im not saying that i thought girls just naturally had no poop in them and their asses never smelled.
but i totally thought that.
and now i know better, after getting shit all on my dick, under my foreskin, on my sheets, and having the smell of ass and shit and swamp ass in my room for weeks.
>>703512592
One cries all day and the other punches pregnant girls in the stomach...
>>703510240
No they were Muslim and trying to set her up in an arranged marriage. Then she called them with me on skype and said we had been dating for 4 years. This was right after we graduated college and they had already paid it off. Didn't know she worked, or had a boyfriend, or that she was studying in biochemistry, they thought she was doing classes for child education for when they set her up with a husband. So she has no contact with her besides her sister who is trying to do the same thing. She's not Muslim anymore and hates religion, is glad she doesn't talk to family anymore.
>be me 38 years of age
>unhappily married with children
>find escort on CL
>18 years old, blonde goldy locks
>meet up in hotel
>she starts sucking me on her knees
>feels awesome
>haven't had this type of attention in years
>she's gagging on my cock
>deepthroating her
>cum down her throat
>she swallows
>jump onto bed
>tries many different positions
>ends up with doggystyle
>cums in her
>she lays there. ass up
>start to finger her pussy
>start to finger her ass
>'no anon'
>I won't listen
>fingers harder, deeper
>'so what do you think about anal?'
>'i don't think so',she answers
>'but I'm gonna try it', I reply
>starts pushing
>tight. dry
>maybe some lube
>still tight, but I continue
>slides in. I'm home
>fuck her senseless
>cum again
cont?
>>703499545
hahaha. That was funny.
Fuck you, lurking pedoscoum!
>>703513689
Yea
>>703513689
Did she poop
>>703466281
Got loaded on coke and whiskey and let a burly bear faggot who i just met fuck me in the ass and I let him cum in my mouth. It really hurt but no regrets, I didn't get aids. college man.
>>703487690
is this true? what happened to the hobbos?
>>703513689
>she lays there with her face in the pillow
>crying
>I feel like a king
>tell her to go clean up
>she does and when she returns I fuck her again
>hold her down and make her eat my cock
>she gags over and over
>she's a fighter
>what to show that she can manage it
>cum in her mouth again
>I'm almost all dried out
>tell her to sit on her knees once again
>'put your glasses on'
>she sucks like a succubus
>pull out and cum on her face
Feels good to be a man
Found out that she wasn't 18. She was just short of 18 by three months though
>>703469255
check'd
internet superhero
>>703514503
I'm not even gay but it was pretty hot, here i am stroking just thinking about it
>>703487846
>>703514162
No time for that. Lots of anal leakage on the bed
>>703510472
You can't jerk off while a girl masturbates and get her pregnant
That's not how babies are made
>be with gf
>decide to buttsex
>p great
>done fucking
>dick. covered. in. shit.
>she gets some of it on her tits
>go shower
All in all it was kinda shitty HUEHUEHUEHUE KANKER SOMEONE KILL ME that was painful to say
>>703514641
>>703488684
are you still a cd?
>>703514899
From the next meeting with her
>>703489691
i'm jelly
>>703500191
I would enjoy that. You SJW faggot.
>>703492633
fake and gay
>>703514983
Glad you did your homework.
Have one Internets
>>703484757
pussy
>>703493438
you are terrible at this
>>703472152
Cried laughing. Thanks faggot
>>703493816
post vid
>>703494849
nice
>>703494936
disgusting
>>703495197
this is just sad
>GameStop
>gonna buy me some good old Zelda
>cashier cutie and me alone
>flirt for a while talking about nerd stuff
>says she's got a gow tattoo it's on her arm
>she shows me
>hard on cause I like that skin
>caught
>silence but she calls me behind the counter
>>703499312
fucking kek
>>703516252
It's just see dude, like I said I got me coat.
