Give inside info on a company/industry that you have worked for.
There's no privacy in operating rooms. Random people stroll in and out just based on asking nicely and being up to date of vaccines. You had a surgery on your genitals or breasts? Likely some comm major from a state school watched it while trying to sell the doc his brand of lens cleaner. I myself have seen things, that if seen outside an operating room, could land me in prison. I literally still have nightmares about seeing nurses insert a catheter into a 3 year old.
Bump for interest
one bump for my own interest
Have a bump and the only (useless) info I have to share.
Know those plastic casings that are used to pretty much package any sort of cheap electronics or tools in shops? Like pic related.
Those are packaged by minimum-wage jobbers who don't care about the product being complete and intact. Do check those carefully if it's something important.
>>703457551
>like pic related
fuck me
if you're using an app/program/website that wasn't made by a large company, chances are it's easy as fuck to hack, and your data is NOT safe. Fortunately if you're using those applications/sites, most hackers don't give a fuck about your $400 bank accounts.
You can walk into Walmart and literally steal anything. They will NOT do anything about it because employees are told to not do anything about it, they just have to tell a supervisor. I was taught to tell someone that I noticed stole something "Hey make sure you pay for that on your way out" had someone stuck something in their pocket. They do this to scare the person into putting the item back. Also, nobody is watching the cameras at night time. Loss prevention doesn't work during nighttime hours.
>>703458184
except be careful of that. especially if its the one in the town you live. personal experience those cameras are high fucking def.
Sugar is a horribly addictive substance, almost as much as cigarettes.
>>703458387
They won't call the cops. Chances are if you stroll back in the next week, during a different shift, nobody's going to recognize you. I was never told this by my supers but I've heard before that once you're out of the store, they can't do anything. If you at least make sure nobody notices you stealing something, cameras don't matter a bit. I've stolen alcohol when I was 18 from krogers so many times around 11pm-2am when there's a camera smack dab in the middle of the aisle. Never once was stopped or anything, even wearing a backpack. It's stupid easy to steal from stores.
Not based on my personal experience but my older brother who graduated CS/Physics and works for a large govt contractor. Says there is so much waste and overcharging govt for superficial shit that the $$ numbers are staggering and this bullshit is typical industry wide.
>>703456506
Can't say sources, and blow this off if you want.
But from people I was good friends with in college, I cant say that there is top level biochemical work being done on extraterrestrial bodies recovered in crashed ufo's, and they are eerily similar in chemical makeup to ourselves
>>703458184
>>703458643
I actually had a walmart employee get mad at me for doing heavy grocery shopping (superstore) at 4am. She was telling me to use self checkout. She eventually gave in and opened a checkstand for me, checkstand #29, which was 28 checkstands away. She said "You picked a bad time to shop", I said "Is this a 24 hour location or not? It doesn't say 24 hours but only shop heavily during daylight...."
Anyway that's how retarded they are at night. You could just take a few things to the self checkout lane and keep walking, you don't get paid minimum wage to shop so it shouldn't include doing their job for them.
>>703459883
>crashed UFOs
>on a planet with beings who have aircraft and spacecraft
>and top secret research facilities run by shady governments
>whats that unidentified object? must be aliens.
give me a fucking break
>>703456506
Thats not true, at least for europa. If you enter an operating room without permission, the hospital will fuck you over and the whole operation has to stop immediatly.
Always google the medication youre given by your doctors and double check it if its for the disease you are diagnosed and if the symptoms fit the diagnosis. We have so much shit to do all day long, its not really uncommon we prescribe you something wrong because we mix it up with another patient.
And never take anything we tell you for the truth. We would rather let you die than having to admit openly a mistake. Its even hospital policy. If we personally fuck it up, we have to tell you that something unexpectadly went wrong and have to clear up anything with our legal department befor telling you anything.
>>703456506
Debt collection - UK only edition.
If a firm of debt-collectors has the paperwork to enter your house and grab your shit, they'll do it regardless of whether you're there, so if they're talking to you AT ALL, it means they ain't got shit. Plenty of firms will send a troglodyte to knock on your door, and they'll send 50 letters a month until you agree to pay aomething, but they have not ONE legal right to actually do shit.
Tldr? If you're in debt of less than £5000, it costs more to get it off you than the original debt will to write off. Simple maths.
Those pop tarts you enjoy so much? Old rotting fruit purees go into making the filling. Whatever pungent off flavors it would produce gets masked with sugar in later addition process.
A lot of the times the raw fruit from the fields and in the fruit bins has bird shit. Like paintball wall splatters of bird shit.
most financial services companies are run by underqualified underpaid plebs under a heirarchial system.
These companies as a result tend to have no intuition for legal requirements and indicators of fraud.
As such commonly you have companies that get a mark of approval from the american/british crest and is infact an eastern european people trafficking oligarch/african warlord/mexican drug lord.
much easier to commit white collar crime if your willing to jump through some paperwork hoops without ever being 'arrestable' compared to common crime.
>>703462540
further delaware & BVI have the lowest statutory requirements. you could hide assets in shell companies without ever having to pay taxable income that is being made on these companies. Hong Kong banks have the lowest standards for KYC. These banks take on billions without asking questions where the money comes from or is going to go.
Used to work for a company that did charity work while I was a student.
Seemed like decent enough work.
Basically I was one of those fuckers who comes knocking on your door asking for you to sign up to donate regularly to a charity via a direct debit. Some people find that sort of work depressing cause you get turned away from almost every house and it never seems like you are making any progress sometimes. I've been sworn at threatened and shit like that just for knocking on doors. But it didn't bother me cause i was just there for the wages, wasn't expecting to change the world or anything. The way I saw it was you are getting paid above minimum wage to walk about and knock on doors, and I needed money for beer.
Anyways on top of the salary you would get paid a considerable bonus if you got more than five people to subscribe to a charity each week. i never got more than 1 or 2 a week. My team leader regularly got 7 or 8 a week and so had regular bonuses on top of the larger team leader salary. I watched how he did it.
He would target areas with large elderly populations and convince the grannies who answered the door that he was signing them up for a one time payment to the charity for 5 pounds when really he set them up for a direct debit for 5 pounds a month.
He was a proper scumcunt. He hadn't been at the company for much longer than me and this is how he had ridden up the ranks quickly.
I gradually learn that all the employees that were getting the high volumes of signups were getting them through underhand tactics. Either using the one that i just explained or some other dirt bag way. There were these 2 guys who would go to houses together knock on the door and then would not leave unless you slammed the door in their faces or signed over your details. As you can imagine this worked well on old people too. I quit.
Next time you get a chance ask your grandparents if they have donated to charity. cause some faggot might be eating away at their pension.
>>703456506
We throw mail at USPS.
A lot.
Rather far too.
Infact, the APBS parcel sorter relies on your packages falling out of an upside down container some 8 feet in the air onto a belt just to get the shit up to the machine.
So remember, your parcel is safe if you feel comfortable that your package's contents can survive a fall from head-height to a hardwood/concrete floor.
>>703460920
>>703456506
I have a nurse friend and almost was a nurse myself before I started seeing shit like this in training
We are absolute cattle to most medical staff and I couldn't handle living like that
I cannot look at people in that profession the same way,
>>703461182
Does this mean anything for chocolate/cinnamon pop tart master race?
9/11...inside job
butchers and that kind of thing here in the south/midwest need ant-hrax injections because that shit is everywhere
it kills animals super fast so it's not like you'll actually eat it or anything though because someone will fucking notice when the thing is rotting the next day, but I suspect that may change if the full-automation thing ever goes through
seriously any fag could start making that shit if they wanted, its really common in certain parts of certain states just sitting there in the fuckin soil like everywhere
why the weird dash? I don't want to be on a fuckin list fuck
>>703463898
Ditto. Went to school for it also. Total slave cucks, its so unfair. Not to mention, mostly everyone is mind numbingly stupid.
>>703461119
And people wonder why we want to keep our guns, apparently they're the only thing enforcing property rights at this point. In the US a debt collector cannot trespass and would never take the risk. Only bounty hunters can trespass here and probably only every 10th one has the balls for it.
Having worked in the food business to earn money for school I can say there is usually tons of healthide violations going on at anyplace you eat. I'm surprised people done get sick more often
>>703456506
oil and gas. man there are a shit load of oil spills that don't even make the news.
>>703464596
Your encryption methods are mind blowing.
>>703465218
well obviously a real dude looking at it would know but I'm worried about the servers that look for text or whatever
Many, many, MANY actors and actresses are either handed around/traded as fucktoys by influential figures, or finance their 'glamorous' lifestyles by doing escort work (discreet and extremely exclusive prostitution). Not even typically 'slutty' people either - think B grade actresses, sitcom stars etc
>>703464596
oh and by injections I mean immunizations obviously
>>703465468
I've been considering pursuing career in acting. Will that mean that the only way I can succeed is to be raped hard?
Walmart recently gave new employees a fairly big raise to start and then took of vacation time from long term employees and used the extra money to give middle management a raise to 47k a year.then spent millions on good PR to convince the general public they did good for everyone at the company if you been there 5 years or more and not in management you got completely fucked. New people make just as much as you and you can only get around 20 cents a year raise.
>>703458387
No they are not that are terrible if they want to record in hd they need market permission because they are cheap as fuck
>>703460401
The perfect crime is finding PC games without the alarm on them late at night, open them just enough to slide the code out, and taking a picture of it. That's how I got Warlords of Draenor.
>>703459609
I am not sure I follow, could you eplain
>>703465468
I bet Nick/Disney stars get the worst of it.
>>703458643
It makes a fun game lol. Don't agree with stealing off the little guy, but your big name companies lack any sort of moral boundaries anyway.
If you have your car detailed, we take any money we find that isn't in the cup holder or something.
If I find a 5 dollar bill under your seat (which I have), it's mine.
I don't steal items though, except a fitbit I found once in this bitch of a woman's car. Found both the watch and the charger jammed between her passenger seat and the center console, took it home and gave it to my girlfriend since it was better than hers.
A few of the other guys I've worked with will take anything they find, I like to leave most things I find in the cup holders because I have found a lot of lost items and it's cool when people get excited over me finding something they've been looking for for months. I've found everything from debit cards to expensive key fobs to drugs and paraphernalia .
Also, we look through your CDs and judge you accordingly.
Anyone who tells you their wax lasts 6 months or more is fucking liar. Maybe if you waxed the car and then parked it in a garage for 6 months, but with regular use and periodic washing even the best waxes struggle to last more than 90 days.
Like most services, if we don't think you're going to tip well or if you give us attitude before the job is even started, you're going to get half-assed results. We'll do a good enough job so that you can't complain and get it for free, but we won't do anything we don't have to. If you treat us well and have realistic expectations (AKA you didn't neglect your car for 15 years and then expect us to make it look brand new), we'll go the extra mile and do all kinds of shit we don't have to and don't get paid for just to make you extra happy.
But overall, the biggest inside info I have is that detailing a car is much harder than a lot of people think it is and you get what you pay for. Yes, I know the guys down the street clean cars for $50. I'll see you next week when you come to us to finish the job.
I can answer any questions, it's hard thinking of things on the spot.
>>703458184
>They will NOT do anything about it
Eh, not entirely true. My brother was arrested for shoplifting at a Walmart, but he only had to pay a fine and was banned from the store.
>>703465974
why do you think that?
don't you want this man to lick your feet?
The American Game show, 'Million Second Quiz' is heavily rigged. The only thing that is accurate is the timer.
Makita Corporation of America
The president and upper management do blow and fuck the accountants in restrooms. One even bought a chick an old camaro just for fucking her. The Japanese corporate guys come do an "inspection" = walk through the plant and then go out with the president to a strip club and blow about 20k. of company money. There's 3 jap interns/noobs literally being a slave at work 24 hours a day and sleep at their desk at night.
The regular employees get treated like slaves and get fired for most petty things ie. have to piss during shift, 1 minute late for work/break. The HR lady is an old bitch that is having an affair with her 21 year old assistant.
Perdue brand of chicken is infested with listeria and pay off USDA to keep shipping and making profit.
YRC stations have security that sleep on the job, so you keep just walk in the yard and steal whatever you want and get away with it.
i've worked at marinas and theres alot of older couples that have swinger orgies on their houseboats.
Behind any production with a railroad, you can steal anything from the cart and can get away with it easily.
Goodwill
You can steal anything you want and employees can't do shit. Also, just bring your own colored tags/stickers for the 50% deals
Also, if you get to Goodwill's donation drop off area before 6, you can usually score some decent shit that other people drop off.
Most wooden caskets have mayor defects and split shortly after leaving the factory. Also if you look under the lining, most have doodles inside them
>>703461119
>Tldr? If you're in debt of less than £5000, it costs more to get it off you than the original debt will to write off. Simple maths.
I really dont understand that line. What exactly are you saying?
>>703456506
during night shift we tell 50% of our customers we are closed
if we drop your food on the ground accidently, we still feed it to you
take as long as we want, don't care if you are waiting
raw meat on our hands? Not our problem
>>703465660
It's not really rape if you have a certain moral flexibility. Just think of it in terms of manual labor. Most of the time they get treated fairly well - they still need to be camera ready, so no abuse/violence
>>703465974
Some of the young males were pretty popular in the early 2000s, yeah
>>703466122
You are telling me this old coot has the time, nose and dick to do blow and fuck accountants?
>>703466195
not that guy, but If I understand correctly, it costs you more than 5k (with legal shit included) to get the money back from you ie. it's not worth it
Every single 'leaked' nude of a famous celebrity is a PR stunt.
Kellogg's cereal is known on the inside for regularly having lead (like Pb) scares, and is also commonly pissed in.
I don't know why the piss thing happens so often but it's funny to hear about every time.
Also the guy who founded it was a pedo.
Like, the bad kind of pedo. Nasty fucker.
>>703466195
I think he meant that paying debt collecting firms and observing legal procedure in order to collect debt is expensive so they will never really bother with it for small enough sums of money.
>>703458184
This is risky at best. Those cameras they have are insane and loss prevention IS very active during the day in a lot of stores. They WILL profile your ass and LP IS authorized to stop you, and if you leave they'll just call the cops and use one of the dozens of cameras on the outside of the building to watch you leave and maybe even snag your tag number, the cops will pull you over and find the shit you stole assuming you didn't ditch it, and then they'll take you back to the store and make you fill out paperwork banning you from walmart, then they'll decide if you're going to jail.
Source: Got caught shoplifting at walmart when I was 17 after doing it for months. Got too cocky one day and stole too much at once while dressed skeezy as fuck. LP stopped me at the door and asked me where the DVDs were (they were jammed in my pants with the tags ripped out), told them I didn't know what they were talking about. They told me to follow them and told me if I leave they're calling the cops. I follow them to the other side of the store where the LP office is, which is right next to another exit, just kept walking past the door out the exits while he yelled at me that he was calling the cops. Ditched the stuff under a car in the parking lot, took off. Got pulled over less than 2 miles down the road and searched, they can't find anything and are talking to the walmart trying to figure out what I took, the guy says he saw me on camera pulling Blu_Rays off the shelf and then walking towards the bathrooms and coming out without them. But they aren't in the car or on me and I'm not saying shit. But then they find a lighter in my pocket, brand new, completely forgot I stole it before I left, walmart confirms I took it, they take me back.
Managed to avoid jail thanks for a family connection to the sheriff but had to sign a ban waiver and pay restitution.
Haven't stole anything from walmart since and still get paranoid as fuck walking out the door.
>>703466356
that Goto guy looks like an asian Nigel Farage I bet he cokes and fucks on the daily
>>703466369
Can confirm this
I'm a bartender and whenever a nu male hipster faggot orders a gay drink I fucking hock a loogie right in his fucking cosmopolitan or sex on the beach. They get another one of they ask for a fruit slice or one of those tiny fucking umbrellas.
So do the other guys who work there. Cunts.
>mfw they till me I'm really good at making cocktails.
>>703456506
80% of engineering jobs are researching for other peoples shit in some document on some shitty inhouse version control program. 10% is actual creative autonomy and the rest is split between useless meetings and having to network with autistic co-workers. Depending on the degree and the field you get in, sometimes you need to just take the first job and that job may not actually use anything you learned in college, aka modeling.
they are all dead end. If you heard that 70% of the engineering force can retire at any moment, it means that they're all still doing the same thing for the last 30 years. Going up in a workforce ain't easy, but it's a lot easier to move around the company if you're actually hired direct and not a contractor.
>>703466523
Dude... WTF. Get a different job that doesn't involve customer service or integrity. Why are you so judgy?
>>703466503
Yep, third confirmation here. It's not 'leaked' if you stuck 30 images in a dropbox and asked us to choose 5 that looked the "most natural", honey.
>>703465969
companys basically overcharge on government contracts, happens everywhere
>>703456506
Don't buy a Tesla Model 3. Tesla is at the moment building their factory and ignoring almost all "best practice" advises ever. For example the car may leave the factory with untested brakes (perhaps they change their mind). Also Tesla has no experience in building high volume car series, enjoy your bugs in the first few thousand cars.
>>703466236
who gets to fuck them? and drop any names?
>>703466766
(2nd confirm here) I was paid to digitally alter certain 'leaks' by celebrities (well their agents)
>>703466356
Look at those smirks, they probably just did a fat gator tail off that desk.
>>703466152
that's fucked
>>703466746
But I love my job.
It gives me great satisfaction seeing these nu male cunts drinking up my fucking phloem like it's bigger cum from their wife's pussy.
Plus it makes pouring the gay cocktails more enjoyable, otherwise it's just annoying.
You're probably one of them.
i used to be a drug dealer
some of the shit the other guys would do was horrible
in some packages of cocaine they used to make 40% rat poison 20% flour and 40% cocaine tonnes of people died
>>703466152
>dead baby jokes
>>703466766
The day anyone convinces me that Bieber has anything but a below average five incher is the day pigs fly
>>703466523
No the fuck you dont. Spit floats and won't mix with pretty much any drink, it would be dead obvious there's a fucking loogie in your drink and then you'd get a throat punch.
God neckbeard fantasies are the worst.
>>703466386
as opposed to the good kind?
>>703465468
Models and even supermodels are just prostitutes. The have to fuck if the want to move up
>>703467072
>bigger cum
I meant nigger cum. My new phone hasn't adapted yet.
>>703467099
people do the flour cut here all the time but why poison? why kill your clients? nobody does that here except in the imagination of old people
>>703466956
>Deleting posts on an anonymous image board
What are you hiding from?
>>703466369
Jlaw must have just wanted to show off because she was already no. 1. I actually think she lost out on a payday to show her tits in some movie.
>>703467099
Drug dealer here too
Never saw that shit buy yeah... all scumbags. Never trust one.
>>703467213
it was extremely cheap to do because back in the 80s rat poison in the uk was cheaper than flour
>>703466885
You know how there's always a shitload of 'executive producers' on everything? Those guys. Basically independent players with ready cash who want to be pampered. Can't name a lot of current names for obvious reasons but Leah Remini was being passed around between people that were in with CoS back when she was hot. That's just one example
>>703467152
I can fucking guarantee you I do mate. I don't make the fucking drink and spit in afterwards obviously, I fucking mix it in you absolute retard.
And even if those retards did notice, I'm hardly going to get a throat punch from someone who orders a fucking Alabama slammer.
They'll probably just cry or blog about it.
>>703467161
Like it or not, some pedos treat kids really nicely, "make them feel special" and all that.
He was not one of them by a long shot.
>>703467217
The Fappening pics dont count.
>>703467303
that's fucked
>>703466885
Not that guy, but if I had to guess Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider.
>>703467393
i was nicknamed the cuban
>>703456506
Wait.... why would the things you've seen land YOU in jail?
>>703465468
Anytime you see a model on vacation somewhere - somebody is paying for it. That's where the hookups happen. My speculation.
>>703467362
You sound like the shittest bartender ever. Why even be a bartender if you dont like mixing drinks? Stupid
Already the highest paid actress two years running
>>703458437
Everyone knows that already
>>703467504
Don't worry, he doesn't. Just more fantasies from an angry neckbeard who spends too much time on /pol/.
>>703467213
Most likely for the whole "shit was so good these niggers died from it."
Herion dealers usually make a few cut with shit like that just to kill a few junkies every so often, the rest always flock to you just form the implication the shit is so good you'd die from it.
>>703467327
thats hot i read once that marilyn monroe used to fuck everyone, got fucked in the ass but some greasy jew
>>703467072
Nah... just thankful for assholes like you who perpetuate the low level, scummy, underachiever stereo-type of people in the hospitality industry... ironically a homophobe as well. Oh well Congratulations and keep up the fantastic job! Integrity...ha that's moral fiber that if you had it would seperate you from the hipsters and gay drinks you hate so much.
>>703467176
Or it has
>>703467750
not even him but
get out
>>703467214
You
>>703467303
Back in the 80s-90s, my dad was selling coke and after that crack. He said baby laxative was the biggest cutter they'd use since you can't taste it. I'd bet that's still used a lot.
>>703467500
In my experience, nobody important gives a fuck about models because they're almost completely replaceable. Nobody knows who they are. The people I'm talking about get a kick out of fucking recognizable people - the kind you'd see appearing on morning TV to promote shit. They like being able to point at your instagram feed and say "he's hung like a horse" or "she cries but gives great head"
>>703466013
What would you guys at work say about finding an assortment of David Bowie, Neil Young and Prince CDs in a somewhat beat-up red Mini Cooper?
>>703467504
Because it's an easy job and its decent money.
People I work with are great.
Serving most customers are great. Obviously there are going to be parts of my job I don't enjoy. I don't like wiping down and clearing tables either, but the rest of the job is fun enough.
>>703467688
You don't have to believe me mate. Just watch out next time you order a gay drink, because I'm not the only cunt who does it.
>>703467750
>actually this upset
>y-you are a homophobe
My sides
>>703467897
It is. Soda is still the standard cut though because you won't be able to taste it over the coke. Only someone who's been sampling fishscale for a while would be able to tell you just from a taste how pure it is.
>>703467948
Do the Two Broke Girls actresses get passed around? That seems like a given.
>>703467973
Who doesnt like gay drinks tho
Boozesnob hate
>>703468068
I doubt it. They're Jews.
>>703467969
If you're a guy of any age: You're gay but at least have decent taste in gay music
If you're a girl under 40: Good taste if you can actually name more than 4 songs by each artist and didn't buy them just to be trendy.
Girl over 40: Probably used to party a little bit, might still enjoy getting dicked
>>703464052
This isnt a common knowledge thread
There is a shepherd technique to make a sheep adopt an orphaned lamb when her own lamb is dead. You cut the skin of the dead lamb and place it on the orphan for a few days to lure the sheep.
There is big underground tunnels under the louvre museum with minigolf cars. Exactly like that scene in the first Austin powers movie.
I know a chinese girl in Paris who passes exams for chinese lookalikes and makes many €
>>703467897
it was in britbongistan andmy city had arat pandemic
>>703467897
From my experience nasal decongestant is the new thing. Most of the time it might not be real crack you're buying if the dealer knows its your first time. Numbs
your face up fierce so most retard niggers don't even know they've been duped.
>>703468142
>bowie
>gay music
(you)
>>703463577
Yeah it's surprising how little money actually goes toward the charity. I used to do Door to Door for a few products, namely security alarm systems.
Those that did well would pretend to be security surveyors or from the council. They'd literally just frighten people into signing up. I'm not usually a moralfag but I didn't like screwing over nice people.
>>703456506
leading hand/machinist gun manufacturing.
We gave money to NRA to protect your rights to own gun and not to protect our sales and profits.
>>703467973
Lol I don't go to bars because
1. I'm not an alcoholic
2. Bars are a shite environment full of loud drunks and shitty people
3. I'm not going to pay you 4+ dollars for a fucking shot of whiskey or 6+ dollars for something besides domestic drafts
4. I don't live in whatever shit-hole town you work in so I'm not the least bit concerned
When I do order alcohol I get stuff that tastes good because I'm not some wanna-be alpha faggot who thinks alcohol has to taste like piss and battery acid. Then I go home and throat-fuck my girlfriend.
Get over it buddy, you're the loser in this situation with your petty ass.
>>703465969
I did contract work for the government. It's a massive money sink across all facets of the government. Take IT got example. The government has the pie sliced extremely thin and all positions are held by contractors trying to justify their existence. You can't do simple help desk jobs without involving 4 other contractors for no God damn good reason.
>>703465879
And immediately regretted even risking it because of how shitty wod was
>>703456506
I work on a pharmacy, the "worst" things we've done are scratching the expiring dates of expired lip balms and stuff like that. And we had meds and vaccines that require a low temperature (being on the fridge) for all night and half a day out at 17 degrees and sold anyways.
>>703468290
Bowie is absolutely queer-tier. Don't act like he's not. He's right up there with Celine, especially when combined with Prince.
>>703456506
youre really fucking stupid
why would anyone expect visual privacy while being fucking operated on lol
OH NO THEY SAW MY BOOBS THAT THEY'RE FUCKING *DOING SURGERY ON*
>>703456506
IT software products are always out of date, and for good reason: if it ain't broke, don't fix it. The tools to make the software are up-to-date, but the third-party APIs used in the creating of the software product are laughably not. This is a massive security issue by itself.
>>703457588
I read this shit as "KLOSFERATU" and i imagined a bald vampire freaking out inside his coffin
>>703468068
CLP is pretty well known for it. Been happening since J Elfman on Dharma & Greg (and that's just as far as I know).
I volunteered at a store that people donate to for the store to sell and some prices they made us put on the stuff were good but most weren't also the actual staff there would just take any item they liked
>>703468321
Nice story mate, I don't really care tho tbh
>>703468402
omg no dont b gay dont b gay lalalalalala heterosexul only one whiskey acid plz
I work for transport for london
if you put a small black screw in your licence then our camera's wont be able to detect the plate
meaning you can drive without having to pay the daily congestion charge.
enjoy i guess
>>703468305
I like this
>>703466195
Debt collection firms have no legal right to take your belongings even if they do own a whole load of your debt, but they can get a court order and get the bailiffs to do it, and those guys have the power to even lock you out of your own house. However the whole court process costs a substantial amount in fees and bs so they are just bluffing when they send threatening letters over a £50 unpaid sky bill or even £500
>>703468529
>the fag that got mad at the bartender is still this butthurt
>>703461119
>If a firm of debt-collectors has the paperwork to enter your house and grab your shit
They can do that in bongland?
>>703468475
Must have been some random thrift shop, because that shit wouldn't fly at Goodwill.
>>703468517
Lol that's rich coming from the guy pretending to spit in drinks to be cool
>>703468529
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, I just said gay men listen to it. Calm down sugar-tits.
Currently in the army, serving in a large European base.
You could literally enter it without trying. The main gate defence is one recruit and an officer. Only the officer has a crappy old gun without bullets in it.
If you somehow fuck up getting in undetected there are like only 10 middle aged guards inside.
>>703468402
Hes a dumbass mechanic, leave him be in his sweaty man filled workshop lolz
>>703466704
can confirm.
even if you work in design you spend 50%+ of your time with paperwork and bullshit.
You get payed well though.
>>703463577
very insightful. thank you.
>>703467750
>a homophobe
Is this faggot serious?
>>703468466
>>703468633
I don't spit in drinks to be cool, I do it because it makes me and my co laugh.
Don't know why it upsets you so much fam
>>703461182
>Old rotting fruit purees go into making the filling
Who cares?
I made smoothies out of moldy strawberries several times with no sugar added and they tasted great.
I don't like poptarts, though.
>>703468334
Yep, Blizz should have paid me for that steaming pile of dogshit. I lost interest right after dinging 100 on my main and went back to wotlk private servers.
>>703468736
i agree, poptarts are nasty
>>703468727
Nobody's upset, just because we're laughing at you and telling you what a liar you are, doesn't mean we're mad.
Because even if you're telling the truth, you're still an angsty little faggot with no friends. That's funny stuff man, why would we be upset?
>>703466523
I'll take shit that never happened for 100 please
>>703468649
So those videos that navy seal guy did of sneaking onto army/navy installations didn't change much?
Good to know.
>>703468827
topkek
>>703468826
who is we, you're the insecure fudgepacker that can't stop replying to the him, nobody else cares
Oh I'm on a roll I'll take shit that never happened for 500
>>703466523
You are literally the shittiest bartender ever. Do you get sexual gratification from gays drinking your spit?
Consider suicide as a treatment option for your autism. Faggot.
>>703467483
because he's been midly shocked by things he saw and didn't understand; widly misinterpreted what actually was goign on; and now tries so hard to spin a tale of shock and horror from operating rooms, using ridiculous exageration and generalizations to impress /b/.
tl,dr windbaggery
I've been in quite a few operating rooms too, doctors and surgeons are ordinary people and most of them are working well, respect the patients under their care, and are pushed to do so by the hospital they are working for.
As for admitting mistakes; well some are better than other at it, but big surprise : admitting you've fucked up is very hard no matter your trade
source :i'm a med resident in france
>>703467367
People like him are why good pedos are considered monsters...we arent...if it is consensual, there is no explanation as to why its bad...exactly how is ex or masturbation bad if protected and consensual??
>>703468999
checked and kekd
>>703468829
Guess not.
Oh also there are guard watch outposts outside the base with cameras in them and 2 untrained recruits.
There are rusty G3s with no bullets in there, if someone wanted he could easily break in and steal them.
>>703467072
Should have seen the fucking "psychobilly" event we held last night. 35-40 year old men with fucking Elvis cuts and those shitty jackets. Anyone belonging to any subculture over the age of 20 is such a fucking tool.
>>703462540
You're actually next level, dog shit retarded.
>>703459609
>a large govt contractor
Raytheon?
>>703467483
He said he saw a 3 year olds dick if it was outside the operating room he would obviously go to jail
>>703468826
>still replying with ad hominem attacks
Sure you aren't upset. All those memories of times you ordered a long island ice tea are rushing back to you I see.
>>703468999
I dunno mate, maybe I do. It gets a good chuckle out of me though, and that's pretty good.
>>703466369
Honestly that's why I don't understand why everyone gives such a shit.
OooooH fabricated voyeurism Ooooh. Fuckin just give me my regular porn.
I worked for a private juvenile "education" detention facility for wards of the state in the US.
Nearly all contracts were from the state. Parents get killed in drug shootout? We house the kids. Mom goes to prison and her kids with autism gets abandoned? Welcome home.
Moat support staff genuinely loves these kids and wants to help. However., administration could care less beyond legal reasons.
Food was worse than prison. Typically bologna and chips.
Kids meds would disappear.
Security cameras everywhere. Kids constantly busted in the halls trying to rape each other. All male facility.
Female staff more than the men often fucked the older black kids. I was partly responsible for prepping the video evidence for "court." Nothing went to court.
Staff routinely fucked each other on the night shift.
"Quiet rooms" for kids having meltdowns became locked solitary confinement cells.
A few anonymous emails to key political people got things cleaned up. Director forced to resign but kept his $200k salary after threatening a lawsuit.
The judge who manages the kids for the state was forced retire.
Marriott Hotel front desk slave here (Former employee, got fired years ago). I have some good ones. I worked at an extended stay Hotel, so along with the random guests, we had people and groups that would stay for up to 6 months.
1.) Laundry staff and Housekeeping will go through your shit and steal stuff. This is probably a well known fact anyway. They consist of 99% immigrants that don't give a shit.
2.) Hotel Managers and Assistant Managers only give a shit about one thing; Covering their asses. No matter what happens, it's not their fault. They will go to great lengths to pin whatever happened on someone else.
3.) Working night audit (11pm - 7am) is both fun, and horrible. My last 3 months there, I did audit. While the rest of my day sucked, and my sleep schedule was ruined for the next year, I had way too much fun dicking around and basically running the company into the ground. A disgruntled employee next to a computer is a very dangerous thing.
4.) If someone doesn't like your last name on your reservation, they delete your reservation. Simple as that. Here's some examples.
- John Smith (stays)
- Yolanda Blackname (Gone)
- Habeesh Hindu Nabidooboo (Nope)
They'll make up an excuse, say the hotel is booked 100%, and you're gone. If they THINK you'll cause trouble for them, you're out.
BONUS ROUND- My last night there, before my boss came in and fired me, I wiped the computers clean of reservations for the next 4 years.
>>703469137
Not really. I've seen plenty of little boy penises and underage vag.
Because for some reason some parents think it's completely acceptable to let your kid wander around the beach or swimming pool changing rooms in the nude.
>>703469028
Sexualising a child at an early age has statistical consequences later in life.
>>703469005
>he saw and didn't understand
dumb french medfag defense force taking lines from the FBI's book lel
>>703469137
top kek
>>703456506
If you go to any place where the workers are paid minimum or close to minimum wage and act like an entitled little shit, they will find a way to fuck with you. Doesn't matter what the job is.
People aren't paid enough to put up with your bullshit. If our businesses cared about us fucking with every little shitstain who comes in with an attitude they'd pay us enough to give a shit.
>>703468633
I volunteered at Goodwill, it's pretty easy to take stuff from the back. We got 2 Gamecube controllers by just by leaving them by the dumpster and waiting until the end of the day.
>>703469222
Coz it sells CD's
>>703469257
give us that greentext on how you fucked with Marriott at 4AM besides the mass wipe
>>703456506
I am the IT manager for a large manufacturing facility. There are NO physical security measures in place, aside from the locks on the doors. No cameras. No mtion detectors. Nothing.
Would be excessively simple and easy to clean them out. I've talked to the owner multiple times, but he refuses to spend the cash to secure his facility.
Literally makes zero sense to me.
if you dont want to be carded at a gas station just go in with a dirty ass work shirt and carharts looking like you just got off work, this will work 99% of the time.
>>703469240
I normally hate kids but this is a sad story.
>>703465879
Why not just torrent them?
>>703469175
Woah woah woah what's wrong with long island iced teas
If you want things to improve, you need to break the stagnating mediocre and let it fall below abysmal. Either the company will address the failure, or collapse. In addressing the failure your job is likely to be at risk, especially if they can link you to the fall in the first place. This is literally the reason for ‘white hat' hackers exist.
>>703469028
Children are not developed or mature enough to consent for sex shitlord, why do you think they're so fucking small and retarded. Sex is something that's supposed to happen around the same age that a kid is coming around to moving out and start making actual fuckin decisions on their own (17). Sure, some kids are beyond their years, but if you do truly care you should be waiting ti fuck that kid until they're old enough to truly understand the decisions they're making. Now here's a cute little loli for paying attention to this post<3
>>703469275
k, sure, if you want to keep fantasizing be my guest, idgaf
>>703468804
Yea they dropped the ball on wod would recommend legion though
>>703469569
hot
Always double check the expiration date of food that you buy. Most stores are too lazy or busy to remove old stuff. Some don't even rotate so the old stuff is in the back getting older and older.
>>703469594
>why do you think they're so fucking small and retarded
Most people are small and retarded for their entire lives.
>>703469494
underageb&
germany here, worked in a drink market for some time.
glass and plastic bottles are returnable for 8 or 15ct per bottle and some of the older shops dont have machines but still require manual work.
to all the fucking bums that come into the shop with shopping carts full of months old bottles that reek of piss - we fucking hate you.
i hope you fucking die.
one day some guy had a literal truck filled with old beer bottles. they cleaned up after some old ass clutterer that died in his flat which was filled to the brim with magazines from the 70's, old cigarette butts and about 5800 beer bottles.
one of the worst days of my life.
spent 6 hours on the parking lot filling up crates in the blaring sun while handling the most disgusting bottles ever. the stench was unbearable.
im so glad i have went to uni and have an actual job right now. earn 15 times the money, handle no dirt at all.
>>703469802
under what, 21?
>>703469577
2gay4u
The vast majority of Amazon reviews are either
>Fake
>Written in exchange for free products/massive discounts
>Manipulated
>Otherwise up and downvoted to increase amazon listing
Also Amazon and eBay are practically the same now, eBay is slightly cheaper for most items and Amazon is slightly better for shipping because of FBA
>>703468142
I'm 22, a guy, the car is inherited from dad and I haven't done gay buttstuff ever and I really can't see myself doing it.
I don't fuss over sexuality though, that's Tumblr bullshit man, so I just go with the flow instead. It'd have to be a very effeminate faggot for 'the flow' to take me there though.
That was fun. Let me put you another example:
>A brand new Lexus, White-cream leather interior. CDs inside are Close to the Edge by Yes, Physical Graffitti (Led Zeppelin), In the Court of Crimson King and Aqualung (Jethro Tull).
>>703469858
this isn't insider info this is just average life in germany
Use to be a load and upload commercial aircraft. While the security on the ramps are Uber tight what we do though is a joke. Smoking under the terminals. Your bag? Handle with care sign? That's cute I'm tossing that motherfucker with no cares. When vibrators would turn on we leave the bag on baggage cart and eventually call security. If a bag is opened or busts open in the plane we rifle through it. If a passenger sees someone "mishandle" a bag, management will pull that person off that gate and put them on another gate. Catering is a joke. Food stocks have rats chewing in them and we still stock them. Most of the time the caterers are hitting on flight attendants.
>>703469548
Online multiplayer
>>703469698
You have no idea. I have had sex with so many beautiful women who'd never talk to me if they could talk lol. It gave me opportunity to sample almost everything. Young and old, all kinds of ethnicities and backgrounds.
>>703466013
Babu's first job, how coot
Detailing is not hard that being your "biggest" inside info I retarded, I was trained and certified through a big name dealership here had 3 different detailing positions for different dealers. It's fucking easy and the money is good for a retired man making a check under the table or a 16 y o.
Just leave, you little fucking liar. Your jobs not hard.
Also I quit looking for detailing jobs and got a job as a concrete worker for a lot more money. That whole detailing phase of my life was a waste of time.
And you're still a lazy youngin bragging about how hard your job is.
Ok I'm done. Sry guys.
>>703469444
Oh ho ho ho....gladly...
> Be me, 1:16 am
> Got in, looked at the guest book
> See something bad
> Nigger name reservation, 8 rooms booked
> Phone is ringing off the hook for noise complaints
> Already know it's a nigger party on the 2nd floor.
> Go upstairs, see at least 50 black people in the hallway drinking, smoking, etc.
> Don't get paid enough for this shit
> Go downstairs, get ready to call the cops (We did this too often)
> HANG ON....idea....
> Go to maintenance office
> Get 4 bottles of Bleach, and 2 things of Dawn soap
> Coat the lobby floor right outside the door with bleachy, soapy goodness.
> Call the rooms (Hey, cops are on their way nignigs)
> Suddenly hear a stampede coming down the stairs
> Cops are pulling in, perfect timing
> Watch the glory of 50 niggers running towards the front door, then slipping head over heels on the patch of bleach and soap.
> Their expensive sneakers, jackets, pants, shirts, dresses, ruined
> Cops are right outside the door laughing their asses off
> Watch them all get hauled away covered in bleach stains
> Clean up the mess, erased them from the books like nothing happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>>703469987
>Amazon and eBay are practically the same
yeah right I wish, I have a massive amazon card and I can't find shit, everything I want is only on ebay because amazon is a cunt to sell on
>>703469272
ONLY because society says its bad!...
If it was considered normal, there would be no reason for any type of consiquence...masterbation and genital stimulation is 100% normal in chldren and can even be seen being done while still in the womb in rare cases...
>>703466122
>i've worked at marinas and theres alot of older couples that have swinger orgies on their houseboats
Did you ever participate?
Culinary fag here, if your in anything better than a quick service restaurant (fast food) ask what your getting because that menu lies.learn about your food. If they are telling you you're eating freash, wild caught Alaskan Salmon, but your in Florida they're are fucking LYING. If you've never heard of a fish ask about the species. That "Orange Roughy" your eating? There is no orange roughly it's a disgusting fish they buy for cheap, dress up, and give the dish an interesting name. Too many restaurants lie in there menus to try and cheat a profit. If you wanna learn more search up "truth in menus" there are culinary professionals working to expose these frauds.
>worked for KPN, a major telco and ISP in the Netherlands.
You have no privacy, all your browsing data is stored and often laughed at by employees. Also with a last name and postal code you can inquire about any clients calling history without much problems.
>>703469984
Pls give me a list of unfaggoty drinks, dear leader. If 5 liquors in a glass is queer, I don't want to be straight.
>>703470017
Down to Earth successful businessman
>>703470196
noice
>>703461119
>>703468626
No, not without your permission. But if it's already at this stage you run the risk of them taking it to small claims and getting a warrant to enter your premises
>>703469618
I've been considering it, I heard the questlines are really solid and that's my favorite part of wow.
>>703470196
Nice
>>703470191
Wtf, banging a fucking comatose person would be about as intimate and enjoyable as banging a person in a coma. How sad
>>703470056
yeah i guess you're right.
what would be some insider info:
in most stores its easy to steal, almost no one cares. dont walk around trying to look slick, and dont stick your head up every 15 seconds trying to spot someone watching you. best method is to just buy about 5 items and steal a sixth. the more obvious you do it, the less it looks sketchy. just jam the shit in your fucking backpack and "forget" to put it on the counter. also dont dress like a thug bum.
secondly, in rural areas, you can often get free beer or food if you just ask if they have stuff over its expiration date. often you get shot down but if you're lucky youll get a crate of beer thats just 2 months over expiration. beer doesnt really go bad that quickly.
>>703470590
pfff
I had to sign an NDA about this but fuck it. There is a huge underground city under Denver, CO near the airport (DIA). I don't know what the ultimate purpose of it is, but I have made a several trips there to deliver and install medical equipment, and govt. officials (suits) and military personnel (uniforms) are constantly coming in and out, along with mostly ordinary looking people. I saw miles long networks of tunnels. I've personally been five stories down once. Always escorted. I know there were more levels down. There is constant construction going on there. It has its own landfill and hospital. Massive amounts of groceries, etc coming in trucks around the clock. Lots of info on the web about it, but mostly conspiracy tier shit. A lot of people have to know about it.
>>703469594
Read
>>703470218
And they are developed to be sexually stimulated from the start... (no not penetration, the IS for a later years)
Why does it have to be such a huge decision to the point that you need 18 years of experience in life to know if you actually like the feeling you get when touched in you "private spots" if someone can give me one reason why consensual protected sex/ forplay is bad other than that society says so, then ill reconsider.
>>703470196
KEK
>>703470676
Illuminati fucks using muh tax dollars
>>703470676
Entrance to aryan safe haven where?
I must know
>>703470218
Power dynamics are very important in developing sexual health. What next, you're gonna start campaigning for teachers to have the right to fuck pre pubescent students? So warped. Its got nothing to do with societal standards, it has everything to do with the emotional, mental and not to mention physical health, wellbeiing and prognosis for the life of a child. So warped.
>balls and breasts
I had a torsion once. they saved my testicle.
IT FUCKING HURT. BADLY for like 4 hours straight before I had to get surgery for them to untwist it.
The gets in this thread are un-fucking-believable.
Papa Johns and every pizza place: if you aren't happy with your order, or you forget your order - we get to eat :)
Wal-Mart: everything in that store that can be put together like guns and shelves or couches and toys/bikes are put together by hand in the back, which looks like a typical, poor, blue and black Hollywood factory setting with hanging cords, rusty walls, and chipping paint. Cart-pushers can't accept tips. And the drunk driving and abuse in the parking lot is reality.
Convention centers: they don't give a fuck about the key cards that let you in the back doors, their offices are typically run by one person at most times, the extent of the high-paying work is taking calls and printing papers. The highest paying jobs are a power struggle between managers who, I'm fucking serious, do hardly a bit of work and take off time from their week. Managers are paid to tell you what to do, and to watch over you. Waiters and waitresses can't accept tips. There is barely any security in some of these places that host famous performers. Tons of fresh food is thrown away, things like prepackaged cake and cooked filet mignon. they aren't allowed to give the food away to the homeless.
Any job that doesn't require a college degree is one whose employees are +100% expendable. You just got the job because you look pretty or handsome (responsible).
>>703470399
The car is now my mom's, the CDs are still mine. She doesn't actually doesn't like music.
... Yes, I know she's likely a soulless shell.
>>703466523
Kill yourself pls.
try not to laugh
http://cheesespin.net/
>>703458184
I just got hired at Walmart for Asset Protection and had my orientation literally yesterday.
We are not allowed to touch a thief, even if they're carrying a television out the door. We can tell them to call the cops and make sure they know we know they're stealing, but if we lay hands on any customer it can end in a lawsuit. Walmart is comitted to being a violence free workplace,
If any walmart associate sees you stealing, or thinks you might be stealing they will never approach you or say anything to you. We are commanded to inform a supervisor of any suspicious activity. This is incase a thief might have a weapon on them, and also because if they KNOW they're being watched they will likely just dip out of the store. Most of the time, when someone is "caught" stealing in walmart, they will call police and have the police come into the store and apprehend the thief themselves. There is an exception where if the thief attempts to leave the store before the police arrive, LP will ask them to follow them to an office, but if you refuse and leave the store, they cant do anything but give police all the information they have.
This said, if you want to steal something from walmart:
>Dont do it during the day. its safest to shoplift between 12 and 5 AM. Most associates on the clock are stockers and dont want to be bothered by shoppers.
>do not park in the parking lot, you wont have any trouble walking or running off the property back to your car
>be quick about it, know what you're after, get it and get out, no one is going to stop you and if someone actually approaches you and its not a cop? just run.
>wear a disguise, a hat and sunglasses is enough,if you want to be extra careful wear a wig under the hat. Walmarts cameras are everywhere and high def. If you're on the property you are on camera PERIOD, have sunglasses and a hat on before you're even in the parking lot and dont take them off until you're back in your car.
>>703468224
That last bit sounds BAD ASS, dude
>>703465218
That my friend, was fucking funny shit.
>>703471092
Just stop buying gay drinks you fucking faggot
>>703470656
My sister's father got put on the sex offender register doing that shit as a doctor.
>>703470590
I'm not interested in intimacy. I need to bust a nut. They are alive and can't say no. It's perfect for me I've not been in a relationship in years and don't plant to or miss them.
>>703464976
>we need guns to enforce our property rights
>nobody trespasses
Holy fuck, do you actually read what you type?
>>703464976
>bounty hunters
is this still a thing?not from murica
>>703471280
They're not as exciting as the media makes them out to be.
Basically just out of uniform rent-a-cops who go collect you when you skip out on court dates. Occasionally they think they're Hollywood badasses, screw up something terrible and get arrested themselves.
>>703465341
kek are you serious?
>>703471049
opinion from medfags here or questions
>>703470676506
Its probably some boring aviation security tech firm or some shit.
>>703469569
I'm intrigued and not even in a fetish-y way, but also disgusted.
What's it like? Did you have to use lube? Always missionary? Ever get caught or close to getting caught? Are most coma patients hotties?
>>703464976
repo companies will tow the car right off your driveway, bruh
>>703470191
>>703469569
You are a rapist and in a just world you would be killed via Catherine wheel in the townsquare.
At least you will burn in hell after your death.
>>703465341
>>703471266
Did he have his own practice? Hospitals are like the Catholic Church. Knew a nurse that stole and did opiates at work. She was fired for different reasons and got a job at another hospital. Hospitals will lie and cover shit so they don't get sued. Even if they know an employee is doing something wrong or even dangerous.
>>703471038
Pedos always try to defend their sickness with sociology excuses even though they're just fucked up in the head. Ephebophilia is one thing, but saying kids want to be fucked is just predator talk.
>>703471179
> shopping
> 3 am
> wearing sunglasses
> nothing unusual
worked at a nescafe instant coffee plant as a security guard up until this incident.
>on regular patrols around the site, still pretty new to the area
>decide to check out this gap between some buildings
>find a door to some lab
>go inside
>cans of international roast FUCKING EVERYWEHRE
>nope'd the fuck outta there and quit the next day
i don't want to die because i know too much.
>>703460498
>aliens exist
>Ooh give me a little break goy just a little break *rubs hands together*
>>703470209
Amazon is far easier to sell on than eBay
>>703461182
This is literally what fermenting is
>>703471268
Yeah I gotta admit, would love to have my way with a comatose dude, but noboner :(
>>703471179
>sir we've caught you shoplifting
>please follow me in to the back office
Fucking kek in tesco they have security guards who will tackle the fuck out of you if you're caught nabbing a Mars bar
>>703471689
Why?
>>703470676
I know there's at least two secret underground cities built in america in the last 50 years, and with the NSA facilities etc this is hardly surprising.
Google has plenty more. There was a massive town built during WW2 too IIRC
>>703471808
Far better ranking algorithms, far easier FBA and other shipping options, cheaper, VASTLY better seller protection, not tied into PayPal and much larger customer base to name but a few
Federal autist here, I worked at a government building in Nevada south of rachel county in a small zone called A30.
It has everything from UFO to Aliens in an underground base exactly 30 stories down, it's hot so there's massive vents and fans going to outside covered by weeds and sand, sometimes dirt so you can't see it.
My job was to be completely autistic as possible to make the scientists think they weren't as autistic as the people running the facility. My codename was AgentAutist.
Sometimes we'd also experiment with the dead aliens by having sex with them. Sometimes we'd bring in a black man because the aliens were whores and could only take one above the 13 inch mark.
Please do not, and I repeat DO NOT report this to the FBI.
Now I have to go, bye.
Please do not screenshot this, I might die for this.
>>703469240
There's your character backstory
10/10
>>703471598
the point isnt not to look suspicious, its to not get your face on camera. If you can get out of the store in 5 minutes you wont have any problem. If you think the cops are zooming down the highway at breakneck speeds to catch a shoplifter at 3 AM you're fucking high.
Get in, get out, make sure the cops cant tell what you look like when they see the footage. No one thats in the store when you steal whatever your after is going to try to stop you. You could wear a fucking T-Shirt that reads "Im here to shoplift" and they're not going to do anything. If you leave the store with a videogame they're out maybe 60$, if they try to stop you from leaving the store with a videogame and you sue them for being manhandled by LP it could be a much more expensive lawsuit.
Be smart.
>>703466013
>Like most services, if we don't think you're going to tip well or if you give us attitude before the job is even started, you're going to get half-assed results.
Translation: If we don't think you're going to tip well, we'll make sure to turn that into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>703469786
Underrated post
>>703471536
He worked at different hospitals, I think 4 or 5. He kept getting caught, and hospitals would just make him leave instead of pressing charges. Then one day he got caught by a patient. I'm not too sure about the particulars, except that she came to with his dick in her mouth.
I worked in the restraunt industry for the past five years, so here's some tips you probably already knew:
-Never order anything raw. Most restaurants only adhere to the health code when an inspector comes along. Most kitchens are fucking dirty as shit, only order food fully cooked or else you'll most likely get sick
-If you come in 15 minutes before the restraunt closes, the entire staff will fucking hate you and your food and service will be treated accordingly
-Leave when the restaurant closes, if you stay most likely your table will be ignored, and your food and service will come exceptionally slowly
-If you complain to a manager about service or an employee, nothing will happen. Nobody gives a shit really
-(This is specific to the US I guess) If you forget to/don't tip atleast 18-20%, the staff will remember you and be pissed
-Honestly, most restaurants are much, much dirtier than you'd expect. Even the nice ones are fucking disgusting if you look in the right places. I wouldn't even reccommend going out to restaurants, I'd just order take out or something
>>703471495
Lube is a must. most don't get wet on their own anymore but there's always exceptions. I've had sex with them in many positions but it can be limited depending on the severity of their injuries and equipment they are hooked up to. Never been caught. A few close calls but nothing to bad understaffing that I used to hate is now a blessing. There simply aren't enough people to cover all areas of the hospital that means uneasy oak wings like that are often ignored even when supposed to be checked on. Most coma patients aren't hotties and to be honest you have to get comfortable with what your provided. But every now and then a real Beauty comes thru. Had a thirteen year old girl come in once had been in an atv crash. Her head and face were a mess she wasn't wearing a helmet. A twisted mesh of purple flesh. But her body was pristine other than a few bruises. She had big tits for thirteen at least a c cup. Her pussy was glorious I came in her at least a dozen times. Ultimately she succumbed to her wounds but I wasn't on shift at the time. While she was there tho some of the best pussy I've fucked. The tightness was unbelievable.
>>703469569
You must be Buck? Do you like to fuck?
>>703471266
>My sister's father
So... your father?
>>703471791
topkek
>>703471763
Comatose males can get erections. There usually random but can be stimulated if you have the time.
>>703469468
im a security contractor, and we are fucking expensive, even basic rent-a-cops go for around $50+ an hour if you hire from a security firm.
i work for myself and charge $60p/h. after a very competitive consultation fee. you'll probably find that your company has extremely good insurance, or has never been robbed. once the premiums start to go up, they will hire security to lower them.
>>703469577
seriously. now I'm convinced he's not a bartender. long Island ice teas are advanced level drinking. does he even realize whats in them?
>>703468466
Hahahaha stop dinking fluoride before that gets too unbearable g
>>703470196
One more, this one actually sucked for me, but an example of how my boss at the time was an asshole that weaseled his way out of anything.
> Be me, 11:22 pm
> Clocked in, bored already
> See something weird by the pool
> Go to the door, see a slight puddle of water
> Look at the base of the door, there's literally a foot of water in the entire room.
> Fucktard from the last shift filled the pool, forgot to turn it off (Takes a while, obviously).
> Entire room is flooded, probably electrified already.
> STILL don't get paid enough for this
> Go to the computer, wipe the audit books on purpose.
> Have to redo them, which will take all night
> Fast forward to 7am, pool room is filled to about 3 1/2 feet.
> Boss comes in, I told him I've been swamped all night with work
> Leave for the day, get in my car, and wait patiently
> Watch the pool room suddenly empty VERY fast.
> Get a call from the boss immediately
> "HEY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!"
> "I dunno boss man, I've been fixing the books all night for you."
Entire first floor was flooded for 2 days, guests had to be transferred to different hotels, and a cleanup crew had to come on.
>>703472228
Did her work with coma patients or just in a hospital. When coma patients do come to there aren't clear headed and a good chance won't remember the day
>>703472290
screenshotted
>>703472513
nah man
I'm not the bar guy but they are indeed a bitch to make, especially for some guy with a manbun that probably saw it on tumblr or something
>>703457551
Isn't that a given ?
>>703472453
Surprised it took this long for that joke
>>703471598
kek
>>703470319
Fuck me.. Thanks for sharing fam
I'm a female ballerina. It's not a company or a job but it is an industry.
To the question of are all dance instructors fat, abusive whores, the answer is 99% of them.
To the question of how many male ballerinas/dancers are gay, the answer is roughly 30% are gay, 50% are bi, and 20% are straight.
To the question of how do I get a date with a ballerina, the answer is you don't because at least half of ballerinas are lesbians and the other half want nothing to do with dating. Even the Stacys are pretty low energy when it comes to sex.
Also, to anyone out there who wants to get into any form of dance, for the love of all that is holy, WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS. WASH YOUR GENITALS. BATHE EVERY DAY. BATHE TWICE A DAY. SITTING IN A TUB DOES NOT CONSTITUTE BATHING. SCRUB YOUR ENTIRE BODY UNTIL IT BLEEDS. I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DICK CHEESE OR PERIOD BLOOD FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, MUCH LESS ON MY FACE.
BABY.
WIPES.
USE THEM.
>>703472481
can they cum?
>>703472290
Now imagine the autopsy reports and any lawsuits, there is no way this shit is real. Your DNA would be swabbed. That, or either you're in good with the boys in the morgue or the stories from the morgue are more interesting.
>>703472626
How to get hired at hotel for graveyard shift? It seems like the random shit would make up for the soul sucking depression. Also I kinda need a job.
>>703460401
you're a prick and probably most people you know hate you
>>703468727
If I saw you spit in my drink I would hold you down and spit in your mouth 7 times
>>703472290
I actually believed you until you mentioned the 13 year old so nonchalantly
>>703456506
Gold bars are transported by armed guard from the treatment plant to the airport and then to the mint, always guarded, would not recommend attempting to steal
>>703472978
I've never tried it myself so I'm not sure. The get erection from bathing they get sometimes and when the bladder is full they also get erections. Never tired to get one to ejaculate not into dudes.
>>703472947
I hear its a fucked up life.
>>703472290
Can they get pregnant?
>>703473059
That's why I make the drinks out back.
>>703473134
suddenly I really want to steal bars of gold
what does the treatment plant do?
>>703465468
Look at all the A list stars that make commercials in foreign countries to rake in shitloads of money. Singers who perform at exclusive private birthday party for some Middle Eastern prince or political dignitary and rake in 1M for the night.
>>703463798
Usps seems like a bunch of faggots compared to Canada post
>>703469569
You know they can still get pregnant right ? You're an actual piece of shit
>>703472947
Oh, also, I worked at Dairy Queen for about 3 months. For some reason--and I've confirmed this with others--Dairy Queen attracts low life Stacys like you wouldn't fucking believe. Left because of the drama, and because they will spit in your food even if you aren't rude but have to make a correction for your order.
I've never once tainted someone's food, even the assholes. Fucking disgusting. Also, health violations. Health violations everywhere for every fast food chain and even most restaurants. The only place I've worked at that was actually clean all the time was my grandparents' restaurant, which I work at now. To give you an idea, grandpa washes the soda machine twice a week. Most fast food places wash it maybe once every six months, if that.
>>703467072
>>703466523
why the fuck do you make cocktails if you think they're gay, fag? Honestly seems like you're in the wrong line of work
>>703473272
Crushes, grinds and refines ore taken from the mine and produces the bars, otherwise known as bullions
>>703473134
What a fucking useless piece of inside info
>>703473009
Ugh I don't just cum in them a book it I give them a complete bath afterwards. Her head was a horror movie ad no one questioned she died of her trauma. Since there was so suspicion of anything no one looked for it. This may surprise you but doctors can be lazy fucks who just want to get the fuck home to.
>>703470196
>>703470676
You were spewing this story this week. Something about the place lightening up like the fourh of july at night? something about military convoy on 5 lane highways that used to be something else or something? Sounded interesting bruuuuuh
>>703473393
Already explained, retard. See >>703467973
>>703473411
oh
I thought it would be like some goldfinger shit where they coated the bars in something weird so you couldn't steal them
>>703473012
It's stupidly easy, you don't even need a high school diploma. Hotels ALWAYS need night shifts because no one wants to work them. Just have no drugs in your system for a few days and the job is yours.
>>703473427
Saved you possible jail time if you ever considered a heist, nigger.
>>703465341
a program would know as well. Youre also putting to much confidence in >>703465218 being a real dude. Might just be one of 4chans humor programs.
>>703461119
If the debt collection agency have purchased the debt (not just acting on behalf of another company) there are three letters you can send to have it disappear.
Also, of your debt is over 6 years old it is statute barred. Google that shit.
>>703473255
Who in their right mind takes a drink that they can't see being made? Virtually everywhere I've been makes it in front of you, at the very least facing away from you. Sounds like you work in a VERY shitty bar that gets FULL of retarded faggots. No wonder you feel the need to spit in people's drinks who are paying your salary, cunt.
>>703473163
It can be. A lot of ballerinas don't want to be there, but their abusive, controlling parents force them into it. It really sucks. I'm thankful that I have such awesome parents and grandparents because sooo many girls are forced into it. I don't even want to go into the shit I've seen in terms of how instructors and parents treat the kids. I've had to call the cops twice before and alerted CPS for a 5 year old little girl who was being beaten in a parking lot for not getting first in a competition.
Luckily, now that I'm 19, most the girls (and boys) I dance with are there because they want to be and not because they're forced to.
Honestly I can deal with the pain and the 5k a year it takes to fund my hobby, but the way the dancers are often treated is horrible.
>>703473296
Exactly. That whole "appearing at your daughter's birthday" thing is kind of an in-joke because of how often it's brought up (but there's no daughter, or birthday, or party)
>>703473074
Being in the medical field this long people aren't really people anymore. You come to see more as things even more so if the are coma or pvs. You see the horrible things people do to each other and themselves and you just kinda become numb to certain things. Death is a major thing people in my field don't get excited over anymore. I didn't and don't see that girl as a "person" she was a thing I used for sex. There was no mind in the body.
>>703467099
who the fuck would cut with flour ? That's retarded it'd be dead obvious
>>703472265
literally everyone knows all this already
>>703466122
>Goodwill
>You can steal anything you want and employees can't do shit. Also, just bring your own colored tags/stickers for the 50% deals
>Also, if you get to Goodwill's donation drop off area before 6, you can usually score some decent shit that other people drop off.
Here in Canada..every fucking donation box/drop off one gets raided every night by street maggots.
i draw cad files for babcock power. they are a conglomerate, international, private, and they have been hoarding clean coal tech for years. there are s dozen layers of umbrella firms, riley power, borsig power, bpei, rpei. we have a hundred vice presidents. we can build you a unit or sell you turbosorp tech that will make sure your coal plant puts out nothing but water vapor. too bad epa regulations dont change over the years.
>>703470196
God bless you
>>703473607
>being this mad
>>703469569
Are you Buck? And you like to fuck?
>>703473204
Yes but I mix drugs to prevent that into their rotation and if I'm are lazy I just don't have sex with the vagina. I'll fuck mouth or anus but less so with anal. Anal with a coma patients can be messy.
>>703472627
I actually looked it up and found the court documents. He was anesthetist, was fucking around with her while she was under, came back for some more when she was coming out of it. I'm not gonna read all of it, but if you're curious, here: http://www.tsc.state.tn.us/sites/default/files/OPINIONS/tcca/PDF/044/littonlarry.pdf
>>703472466
She's my half sister. Mom divorced him after he got kicked out of the first hospital, married my dad.
>>703466523
>Local TGIF bartender fired for spitting in Chads Sex on the Beach.
>>703471179
I have on more than one occasion had under-cover police officers out of uniform surveying me with phones and bluetooth because workers thought I looked suspicious. Either that, or because I posed a SERIOUS threat. I'm 6'2 and walk like a soldier with almost the same build of one too, but I wear khakis and flip flops yet walk with a straight face and straight posture. I mean I'm serious, people freak the fuck out around me at times. It's ridiculous. It's like people come to work high and paranoid, then expect people are carrying bandolier and automatic handguns.
Security is like a fucking anomaly. In a small town we're getting adjusting, but in larger towns you can expect your social justice warriors to be professionally trained police with some military experience. Don't fucking piss around with them either.
>>703468014
You can taste baking soda extremely easily
>>703472290
Now I wanna work night shifts in hospitals
>>703460920
True. A doctor prescribed me sleeping pills when i needed antibiotics
>>703468616
Bailiffs have a lit less power than people think.
95% of the time they can only have peaceful entry. If you don't let them in, or leave a window/door open they haven't right to enter. Even with a court order.
There are plenty of ways to beat the bailiffs.
>>703473074
I didn't. A guy in Aus got busted for getting a coma patient pregnant. He did it twice. Everyone knew. If this guy is banging patients, the staff would know.
>>703473640
>There was no mind in the body.
There doesn't appear to be much of one in yours, either.
Parcel courier. If you're not at home and you have orderd a bulky, heavy as fuck package that shit is going to fly when it gets put back in the van. And those open/damaged packages? Wasn't a accident. Just a case of big package drops on small package because we a sharp turn.
tl;dr Don't order stuff through the mail and go to the store if you can help it.
One more thing about ballet and dance in general. If you're serious about it, or if your kid is (please do not fucking push your child to do something they don't want to do, that's abuse), be prepared to shill out between 1k to 5k a year until they're about 13. Then be prepared to shill out 10 - 15k a year, for all those pointe shoes, costumes, dance bags, tap dancing shoes, summer camps, tri-weekly (or more) practices, and more.
The only reason I only pay about 5 - 7k a year is because I don't do many competitions, I just perform with my group.
Oh yeah. Medical bills. Because you will get hurt. A lot.
>>703467072
You are a confirmed unachieving faggot.
Your job as a menial hospitality drone will be the greatest achievement of your cheap sordid life.
You will probably have your face bashed in for being the condescending cunt that you are.
>>703473842
Yea that doesn't surprise me. His job is the riskiest to do this because anesthetics is more art than science. Everybody is different needing different doses.
>>703473758
No shit I'm mad, you work a literal "no skills required" job, contribute nothing to society except a measly tax check, and think you deserve to decide who gets bad service and who doesn't based on what they order, if they are an actual cunt then that's fine, but you seriously need to evaluate your life, maybe get a better job?
>>703473960
The work is still really hard and long hours are a requirement but yea I wouldn't trade this for anything
>>703473932
It would look BEAUTIFUL on a police officer's report if the Major and Deputies saw they apprehend criminals off duty within the legal confines of the law. It's officers taking law into their own hands, and making a good name for themselves at the same time.
>Officer: I'll just go to the store to buy a few things I don't really need, and maybe I'll get lucky.
>Cocky thief: Perfect time to steal something I don't really need.
>>703463798
What about shipping drugs in the post?
>>703456506
You have nightmares about that ? Wow you're a faggot, if you're working in a fucking operating room what did you expect the job to be like ? Rainbows and unicorns ?
>>703473589
Info nigger we need it
>Office Depot Associate
>No Cameras
>Steal anything, we can't do anything about it.
>If we find you stealing we give you "good costumer service"; basically follow you around and try to get you the fuck out
>Extremely easy to steal, just claim that you brought it with you and they can't do shit
Also every associate smokes weed and everyone despises you even if you're an okay costumer.
>>703472290
So you are not only a rapist, but a Pedo Child rapist as well. *Good Job*
I hope you will get caught.
If not, always remember: Hell waits for you.
I was grossly underpaid for all the work I had to do. Grocery stores don't give a shit about you. You're lucky if they remember your name half the time. Know that whenever you go into a grocery store to go to the bathroom, it's probably not clean unless the person working there in charge of cleaning it really gives a shit. If they don't, you're likely going to see a really disgusting bathroom. Especially if you're a woman. I've never seen dirtier fucking bathrooms than I have when I had to clean women's bathrooms. Also most things that people don't want to buy just get thrown the fuck out. Usually stuff that's still fresh or right on the expiration date. Another thing is that if you go to a grocery store to ask for boxes for moving, they probably and most likely won't have them. They get crushed and who the fuck knows what happens afterwards? I was never even told if they get recycled after making a bale.
Another thing is that be aware that deli workers at a grocery store don't usually change their gloves at all. So they could have gone to the bathroom, touched their ass, balls, dick, pussy, whatever with their gloves and then touched your meat or cheese. No wonder motherfuckers get food poisoning.
If you lose your child in a grocery store, they probably won't give a shit unless you make a really big deal about it. Had one little border bunny toddler get lost and nothing even happened. No call over the loudspeaker or anything.
Cashier jobs and cart jobs are the easiest to get and when applying at a grocery store. If you go to a grocery store to work with the thought that you'll work your way up to manager, you're sadly mistaken. I worked with a guy who had 30 some years in the company and he was hourly. I don't even know if he would have gotten a pension. If you're working part time, you won't get any benefits for an entire year. And being since most grocery stores are unionized, expect your pay to get docked for a union that won't even protect your job.
>>703456506
I used to work for a IT-company who got the job to monitor the congestion charging system in my country. My job was to see take care of the last process for each day and send the data to the tax office.
Around 884466$ a day was the income. Official records ain't even close to that.
No shit they want to put up more portals (as they called the stations where you have to pay). They even want to put them on highways and places so you are forced to pay tax when going to work, or just passing by a city.
Official records say they earn around 1 milliard $ each year on this. The true number i actually around 2,7.
Wonder where the other 1,7 milliard went.
>>703472265
>-(This is specific to the US I guess) If you forget to/don't tip atleast 18-20%, the staff will remember you and be pissed
I've been away for a long time from n.america. It used to be 15%. Srsly? Add on a fifth of the bill?
>>703473059
Why 7? Seems like an oddly specific number
>>703468736
Niga you do know that Mold Can fuk you up seriousl...
>>703474438
http://beatthebailiffsandthebanks.co.uk/get-help/4591901349
>>703468657
>detailing
>mechanic
They're two completely different jobs, buddy.
>>703469240
I was in a "home for boys" instead of calling it a fucking juvenile detention center and yes I can confirm this. At mine though the staff just plain out didn't give a shit. And yes if something went down for some reason those cameras must have stopped working or something
>>703474573
Sure if it makes you feel better. I don't have religion anymore. A lot of my co workers don't either. It's hard to believe in anything when you what people do to each other everyday. You think I'm terrible but you have no idea what I've seen. There's no god. But I digress
>>703473832
how can it be messy?
>>703473493
but what about the drink makes it homosexual lol. are dudes just meant to suffer through shitty fermented pisswater
>>703474774
How about US debt collection
>>703472947
claire?
>>703474868
Britfag here. Don't know about US laws. Sorry.
>>703474702
7 average spits equals a shot (25ml) and it seems fitting for a bartender
>>703474940
Avenged sevenfold
>>703461119
Worked at KFC in UK, where one of the managers were stealing money. He got caught at the end, but he managed to steal like around 5000 pounds over the course of months around 500 quid/week.
They didn't even press charges, dropped the case altogether because of the above reasons. The company would have paid more money for the lawsuit. I think the guy didn't even get a criminal record for it. Now works in a supermarket.
>>703474849
You're gonna drink whiskey neat and you're gonna like it, dammit. Or suffer the closet fag's spit.
