Ask a member of the Australian house of representatives anything.
>except anything that can identify me, such as what electorate do I represent, for obvious reasons.
What benefits do you get?
>>703452108
Who are you?
Lower or Upper house?
Mainstream or other party?
>>703452199
I haven't paid for a restaurant, family vacation, or hotel since I've become a member.
>>703452256
He/She said, House of Representatives
>>703452256
>lower or upper house
I just said I was a member for the house of representatives. That automatically makes me a member of the lower house.
I represent Labor.
When i was 15 i sucked a few guys dicks from craigslist and swallowed their cum
*farts*
Glad to see I'm not the only politician on 4chan. But why can't you Aussies spell Labour properly?
>>703452462
how does it feel knowing your job means nothing
>>703452732
I believe we adopted the Labor spelling as an almost defiance of the British system upon becoming a federation.
Labour is still used when referring to the word itself, but we use Labor for the party as a "fuck you monarchy".
>>703452462
Yeah sometimes I read stuff.
Do you tow the party line like a bitch?
>>703452763
How does it feel knowing I earn $200,000 a year whilst getting free flights, accommodation, and food wherever I go.
As well as perhaps the greatest super superannuation deal of all time
1 in 69 chance...are you Michael Danby?
>>703453099
i make 4 billion dollarydoos a year i also know how to make a candle out of anus wax and i also offer robot insurance
4 reals
>>703452982
To be honest, I've gotten in trouble quite a few times for using my parliamentary privilege to some extremes during question time.
So lately I've been having greater party solidarity, just because I want to work for a few more years here.
However I still do abstain from voting on a lot of issues that I don't agree with.
>>703452763
>>703453099
You jkust got destroyed
>>703453099
>>703453251
my point being, everything you say is baseless
>>703452108
what the hell are you doing on 4chan? How long have you been here?
>>703453182
No, but I've got some good goss on him.
Danby tried multiple times to hit on Nola Marino, to the point where he is now barred from speaking to her outside of the building.
>>703453422
What the hell am I doing on 4chan?
I'll answer with a picture.
How long have I been here?
Since around 2008-2009.
>>703453462
How often does an orgasm happen in your house?
>>703452108
Hm. Well you pulled that picture from fb, so how about we go to her profile and see if any famous faggots have been posting or friending her.
Fuckin Australians and their shitposting
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>703453611
The member for Warringah looks like he's about to cum every time the speaker tells him to shut up.
I think he loves getting told what to do.
>>703453462
lel if true
got any dirt on the big boss Shorten?
I've heard lab and lib mps only play it up for the camera, and most of you guys are really fairly freindly behind the scenes. t/f?
>>703453816
We are fairly friendly in the sense we both work together for our country, even if it may seem that we're not.
We actually agree on most issues, but the 1 in 10 we don't get media coverage.
This is still a workplace, whilst it does often get heated, we are still civil a lot of the time.
But to be honest Shorten is good bloke, I don't have anything on him. He doesn't really talk to me though, I think I've had less than 10 conversations with him in my life.
>>703453633
Pulled from instagram my man.
>>703452108
if there were ever a government official on /b/ it would be an australian -_-
>>703454057
Oh ok. That explains the facebook filename
>>703454906
All officials are dirty cunts too.
>>703452108
What do you think of "safe schools" in Vic? Are you red-pilled?
Are you aussies just as good at shitposting in real life?
>>703455277
Oh okay that explains why when you inspect element on an instagram photo, open the image in a new tab, then save it. It has a similar file name.
Go try it.
>>703453605
Right on brother
>>703455418
It's fucking stupid.
>>703455453
Go and watch any clip from our parliament.
We've had on multiple occasions people calling the speaker a "cunt".
>>703453989
Thoughts on Dastyari's predicament?
Have you ever done similar?
Dodgiest thing you've seen in parliament?
>>703452108
Have you ever had sex in your office or in the house of parliment?
>>703455622
Dastyari still mantains the same benefits upon stepping down as a frontbencher.
It's no big deal.
Have I done something similar?
No, but I've been threatened with forced retirement multiple times.
Dodgiest thing?
Probably how much the liberal party used to dolly dixon before this election.
They don't do it much now because they hardly form a majority.
>>703455586
You can actually see thay on tumblr or pictophile as a gif. It's funny as fuck, because then whoever did it is told to call the speaker by his proper title or some such horse shit.
>>703455736
Actually following my inauguration speech, I hooked up with my then girlfriend. We also hooked up a few more times there.
I may have been slightly drunk for my speech as well.
Serious questions here; get outta my way
What music you like
favourite food
favourite pastime
any special skills/talents (eg: play guitar, ridiculously good at pool)
your thoughts on donald trump/shitlery clitton?
>>703452108
Where are you hiding zyzz?
>>703456076
Music?
I love Australian music, this decade has seen such a great emergence of amazing local music thanks to triple j unearthed.
But my favourite band of all time is the Beatles.
Favourite food?
I love sushi.
Favourite past time?
Sex.
Any special skills?
I write poetry, I'm pretty damn good at it.
Trump/Clinton?
I want Trump to win, I think it would be an amusing period of history if he wins.
Front or back bench?
Ever had a major portfolio?
>>703452763
And your job is so good?
>>703456592
back bench
And no.
>>703452108
someone pay you to vote a law nobody likes? like bribery
What the hell is up with all the political correctness pushing in the past several years? Do you guys actually believe social marxism makes things better in any way?
>>703456927
No.
Though frontbenchers are often given "fundraisers" thrown by corporations which obviously influence them.
why did you let boongs have citizenship after the shit that happened in kalgoorlie last week?
>>703452108
what kind of corruption is legal
in the US
>congress people are exempt from insider trading laws
>can legally take bribes in the form of campaign contributions
>exempt from most traffic laws in "official" cars
i'm sure there are many others
>>703457083
What political correctness.
One nation has 4 seats in the senate.
We're at the time when there is a strong stand against political correctness.
It's great.
Plus with parliamentary privilege, the amount of unpolitical correct things that get said here without consequences is astounding.
We are not turning to a politically correct culture within government, though society is, and frontbenchers are.
>>703455503
Slow down Mrs. Robot.
Did you know you're supposed to be 18 to post here?
Do you believe that the U.S dollar really is in danger of being removed as the world reserve currency plunging us all into financial doom and if so what can we do about it?
>>703457147
We didn't?
In 1967 over 90 percent of the country voted to include them within the census and put them under federal power not state power, if that is what you're referring to.
But technically they were always "citizens".
>>703452108
what advice can you give to somebody looking to go up the ropes of politics?
>>703457086
What is the most controversial law you voted? No matter if you approved or not
>>703457320
In Australia, China is more important economically to us than the USA.
We honestly don't give a fuck about your dollar.
Except those of us who have invested in some of your companies.
But even most politicians have been selling those stocks in favour of Asian companies.
>>703457262
I've read horror stories about how Australia has become so politically correct it's not a good place to live if you value intelligence and facts. Though it they were all about interactions with other people rather than discussions of the politicians.
Do you guys have any plans to counter this and get your country moving towards sanity or is everyone just kind of shrugging about it?
>>703457461
Join the Labor or Liberal club at your University.
Study History or Law.
And then you're pretty much good.
But most important thing is the club at university, you must try to be an active member as much as possible.
>>703457476
Carbon tax.
>>703457495
Members of parliament are trying to get the words offend and insult out of the discrimination act.
Which would allow greater freedom of speech.
But see the thing in Australia is, we really do not have any "rights" per se, except a couple of minor things such as freedom of interstate trading.
So the people really don't currently have freedom of speech.
So I'm a little worried about how things will go.
But Australia is not very politically correct, there is a strong push towards politically correctness by some. But it is nothing compared to other countries.
Australia is very very very anti muslim for example.
That's why Pauline Hanson got 4 seats in the Senate this year.
>>703452108
how do you reconcile your job with basic human ethics and moral standard?
>>703453099
Basic
>>703457495
Not OP, but I am Aussie, so I can tell you that it's not as bad as it seems.
Among most normal people, PC is disregarded as blown-out-of-proportion BS. It's mostly the mainstream media, goverment and big city folk (that don't have to deal with irritating abos daily) who go out of their way to blow it up to American levels. And it all stems from the influence of the US.
I mean, I have several coon friends, and they're more racist to blacks than anyone I know. The main thing to remember is if it's on prime time television and one of the mainstream channels, it'll be lefty-biased bullshit.
>>703457852
>>703458112
Thank you for replying, it warms my heart that there are sane politicians working in government and people on the ground that haven't lost their minds yet. I'm from the US... shit is bad man.
>>703458217
No shit, you guys are the main reason Ausfags hang out here these days, to laugh at how fucking ridiculous your country is getting.
Triggering fat ladies by oppressing them by being polite and chivalrous.
You can't make this shit up.
>>703458112
>I mean, I have several coon friends, and they're more racist to blacks than anyone I know.
Holy shit this. I know 2 abos who grew up well and went to school with me and respected everyone and don't pull the "Its muh land" card. And they look at porch monkeys with the same level of disgust as everyone else. One if them is even trying to become a doctor.
>>703452108
>>703457200
any answer for this dubs question, OP?
>>703458522
>Normal Blacks 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>703452108
Why on Earth do you try to maintain domestic building of submarines? The French will build them quicker and more cheaply than you ever can. You buy their designs anyway.
>>703458995
Employment mostly. The state where the sub's are being built is having a massive unemployment problem because the vehicle manufacturing sector is collapsing.
>>703452108
Straya at it again
>>703458543
Companies throwing fundraiser for members.
Also if a party has the majority, which the government always does. And then one of those members breaks a rule to do with corruption.
A censure motion being successfully passed against them is unlikely.
As that motion requires more than half of the house to vote against them.
And party solidarity means you cant vote against your party.
Therefore a member of the government can pretty much do anything they wish.
>>703452108
How do you feel about nuclear power?
Who was your favorite PM?
>>703459521
I believe in Australia we should focus on renewables such as hydro, wind and solar.
However this is unlikely to happen.
Our government is controlled by the mines.
We have the worst power in the developed world.
>>703459604
Rudd
He kept us out of the recession.
>>703457479
Confirmed fake
>>703459899
More like confirmed real, US dollar is fucked and has little to offer us economically compared to China
>>703459763
Neato
>>703459703
Do you think there is value in having nuclear power for carbon free baseload generation, in addition to renewables? A diverse carbon free energy portfolio seems pretty important these days, although I will admit to a strong pro-nuke bias. I'm pretty confident that wind and solar alone are not a sufficient energy sector to power any industrialized nation, though.
Also you guys have a bunch of uranium domestically, production would be easy.
>>703452937
I figured it was spelled labour because that's the original spelling that was translated from the french. "we took out the u so we can use it to say fuck u" i don't get it, it's a word.
>>703460007
Australia also has a huge huge huge huge huge amount of uninhabitable land, whereby massive wind farms could be enough to power our nation, whilst also not harming ecosystems too much because of the low biodiversity within those areas, and the factors that go into the fauna and flora survival there.
Many Australians are opposed to nuclear power, as well as most ministers of parliament.
A solar, wind, and hydro reform seems more likely than to us switching to nuclear power.
>>703460115
Labor is used within the United States.
England uses the word Labour.
However I am unsure as to why my party spells it Labor, the whole fuck you Britannia thing was all I could think of.
>>703453605
Dat ass.
Have you fucked any other politicians?
Why are Oz taxes so high?
>>703452108
Is it possible that australia will ditch USA for china?
>>703460261
That's fair. Having a decent transmission grid would be vital, though. If the power is being generated somewhere uninhabitable you'll need to get it somewhere else to be used. I can't speak to the impact on local biodiversity.
I do know that solar and wind, I have little experience with hydro, there are major issues with power consistency. Small fluctuations in the power delivered by those techs can do actual physical damage to industrial machinery and to the power grid itself. Germany is having this issue right now, they've over committed to solar and wind and are having to take some of it off the grid because it is doing damage. Also their electricity prices are something like three times the price in the US. I don't know what your energy prices are like, but with your natural gas reserves I suspect they are pretty low right now.
It looks like coal (black and brown) makes up 64% of your energy sector, as of 2013. Do you think it's possible to phase all that out with just renewables?
>>703452108
I am the member for Moncrieff.....
>>703457594
Yeah nah cunt...
>>703460536
Unlikely.
We rely on the US's naval power to protect our 2 shipping lanes that go to asia. We NEED those lanes protected as they're our hub to the rest of the world or else trade gets disrupted and we heavily rely on trade for income. Even though China is a larger trading partner than the US, we still value lane protection a higher priority than one trading partner as without safe lanes, there is no trade.
In short, unless China can produce a navy worthy of challenging the US navy in size and power, we won't be ditching the US.
>>703457594
>tfw your political clubs at uni don't do anything
Shit is fucked
>>703452108
So when are you going to support the move to rid us of 18C?
Or does freedom of speech bother you commie cucks?
>>703460475
Nope never fucked another poli.
And our taxes aren't too bad.
For instance you don't get taxed if you're earning under a certain amount, unlike USA.
and also it means the rich have to pay heaps.
But sadly bitches like gina still get away with paying one percent some how.
>>703460536
We already pretty much have. Economically at least.
>>703460651
It will take decades, but yes eventually it will be phased out.
But not with the mining companys paying our cabinet though.
>>703461239
>But not with the mining companys paying our cabinet though.
Same issue we have here in the states, I see. Thanks for being willing to chat about energy policy. It's not the most thrilling of topics, but one I'm pretty big on. Global warming is a bastard, and I'm not sure we have decades to wait.
>>703461200
You still wont get freedom of speech with the removal of 18c.
The only people who get freedom of speech are politicians, because we get parliamentary privilege.
You have no constitutional rights to give you any such freedom, and legislation such as the 2005 anti-terrorism act mean show that by statute law we deny your freedom of speech.
And people who cite the 1992 case which gives implied freedom of speech.
Look at the Albert Langer case of 1996.
We locked him up for telling people not to vote for the two main political parties.
>you have no rights.
>>703461387
At least the United States is attempting to make reforms unlike us.
Our last prime minister even denied global warming existed.
Which will take 50 years.
However for all the US's faults, I feel safer with fellow westerners at the head of the table, rather than one of the most barbaric regimes in history.
>>703461525
At least the United States has constitutional rights for their people.
>>703461476
Man made global warming is a myth. He was right.
How can I get in to parliament?
>I am an ALP member
>>703461476
Oh, we have plenty of politicians who deny global warming as well, thankfully none have been president (yet). Trump has said that global warming is a Chinese conspiracy to harm the US. This is what we're working with over here. It's a fucking shit show.
Our EPA is being slowly dismantled, it has way fewer teeth than it used to, the public is clamoring to shutter our nuclear plants (20% of our national energy production is nuclear) and we don't really have plan to replace anything that isn't coal or natural gas.
I'm hoping that things change. With the Paris accords at least being an acknowledgment that there is indeed a problem, and the Obama administration actually mentioned nuclear as a valuable carbon free technology in an energy policy document. But that doesn't mean much.
Chances are, if I want to help build new reactors, the generation four+ hotness, I'm going to have to move to China, maybe India or Brazil. As those nations modernize they are going to have power demands that dwarf the rest of the world. I have no idea how we can handle that sort of demand as a world without heavy investment in nuclear, or going with coal/gas and destroying the planet.
>>703461861
Go to university
Study History or Law
Join the Labor or Liberal club at your school
Make connections
If you aren't lying then you're George Christensen. Only he would hang out here.
>>703452108
Hi, I used to vote Labor, like a lot of people used to. I get the feeling that the Labor party, and also the Libs, have moved a little bit too the left over the last 10 years (not so much in leaders, but in base ideology).
It is starting to feel like Labor has really sold out and become Greens lite. I live in Melbourne and have voted Labor since I turned 18, but your immigration policies are stupid. This Apex shit is worse than you make out, not to mention all the other shit immigrants you're pushing for.
I'm not saying bring back white Australia, but we need westernised immigrants.
>>703452108
Do you smoke weed?
>>703452108
what are members of parliament really like? any bad eggs so to speak?
>>703462309
At University I used to blaze every day.
I might have a joint once in a blue moon now, but certainly not much weed anymore.
>>703462421
opinionated cunts.
including me
>>703452108
Assuming you are who you say you are, do you have a hand in any global politics at all or are you just a lapdog for the higher ups?
>>703462642
I pretty much do nothing, it's great.
Easiest job in the world, except for having to sit through boring speeches.
But I just zone out for them.
>>703463149
At one point, did you ever want to try and change your country for the better?
>>703463259
I still do.
But there's not a lot I can do.
LOL UR FROM PERTH
>>703452108
get off here Patrick Cooney, thats right, i know its you
>>703452108
Why isn't David Leyonhjelm our dear leader already?
>>703452108
Are animals like kangaroos and spiders a threat to the nation?
>>703462292
fucking THIS
>>703452108
Under section 7 and 24 of the Australian constitution you have a privilege which grants a freedom of speech, did you ever exercise this implied right?
What series of personal questions that do not identify you should we ask, that with the combined knowledge of each answer will allow us to identify you?
>>703452199
how does it feel to lose a war against birds
>>703461861
>to get into the upper house
Have fuck all education and just say shit that makes simple people like you
>to get into the lower house
have a law degree and be professional, gain experience, join a party and built a network and get elected
>>703452108
Is parliament dead set on doing the sub-par (aka shit) fiber to the node? Is the movement for fiber to the home completely dead?
What do you think of tony abbot and Julia Gillard, are you close with them? Have any gossip not covered by the media? (I'm in QLD btw)
>>703467469
top kek
>>703452732
Tony abbot the lizard king?
>>703467378
Already been talked about in the thread.
>>703467469
It means Australia itself is stronger than pitiful colonialists.
>>703468397
abbots a cunt
Gillards a backstabbing cunt
Not much gossip not covered except I've heard from people that went to uni with her, that Gillard did coke at a party.
>>703467953
the liberals are piece of shits when it comes to our internet.
Optic Fiber is a lost cause now sadly.
>>703467666
History degree is easier than a law degree and it works just as well.
>>703457479
>>703459899
He's right the only way the dollar effects Australia is if China and the USA have a political dispute when the wealth changes hands, and also how China will treat us when they are the reserve
Are you Jewish?
>>703452108
something to ask, who is that chick?
>>703462292
This, I love the labour party but immigration is why I'm going to start voting Liberal
Gay marriage, is it going to happen?
>>703469316
No, who the fuck in Australia is a jew? :')
How old are you? (Not exact age for obvious reasons) and do you have any gossip about other politicians (especially big ones)
i fucking hate politicians.
when the time comes, you lot will be the first ones up against the wall.
>>703469437
Probably
>>703469620
I was born in the 1960s.
>>703469688
When what time comes?
>>703452108
would you bang or pass?
>>703470029
What is your stance on immigration, from the middle east?
>>703470029
why the day when we have finally had enough of your bullshit and roll into Canberra with our rifles, of course.
>>703470110
Bang
>>703470299
I'm scared of muslim immigration
The Surah An-Nisa alone is enough to scare the fuck out of me.
What the hell is up with that.
>>703470737
It will be after I retire probably, so I dont care.
>>703470737
>rifles
>In Australia
>>703471019
Australians still have guns.
We just have some level of control unlike the United States.
>>703452108
Can you send me that girl in pic to be my sex slave.. Oh Please
>>703471019
There's plenty of weapons in Australia. Some people handed them in during the amnesty, some hid them in their ceiling spaces.
>>703471014
Then you can do something, make sure in parliment YOU STAND UP FOR THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE and you push for a royal commission into ISLAM in Australia. http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/france-raids-mosques-what-they-found-inside-proves-trump-is-right/
This is what they found in France, and I fear it could be the same thing in Australia
>>703452488
Fuck off, Tony.
>>703453099
I fucking want all that can you get me in
I'll lick ur pussy weekly
>>703452108
tits or gtfo
>>703453251
So ur a prostitute
Why are you still genociding the australianiggers?
As a full time ebay seller based in UK, the biggest problem country I have is buyers from australia. I've successfully shipped items to some total shit holes and corrupt countries like kenya, somalia, el salvador and pakistan with no issues, yet when it's an aussie cunt there is a high chance they are a scammer and only out for a freebie
Why is this?
> other than the fact every white australians ancestors were criminals from developed nations
>>703471310
Hi, bogan, how ya garn?
>>703453605
Ur here to suck some cock in a strangers car
u sound fun
>>703453462
So goss as in the same shit as a boring high school story
>>703471310
>implying most politicians aren't against Islam.
Believe me nearly every person I know understands the dangers.
Except for some batshits like Dastyari.
>>703471537
Where?
>>703471548
Cause you're a pom.
Australians are still angry at you for the way you treated us in both world wars, and then ditched the commonwealth.
>>703471548
>every white australians ancestors
Not in my family, nice broad sweeping statement though.
>As a full time ebay seller based in UK
UK, you mean were all those so called criminals come from? Hmmm...
>>703471823
To quote Bowling for Soup
High school never ends.
>>703471618
Mate, I'm just looking in to the best interest of our people.
>>703453989
So voting is a load of shit right
Youse all work together and it's just a game
Game to take taxpayers money
>>703471917
Taring a people with the same brush as a wackjob minority with a religion is a ridiculous knee-jerk reaction and fear based immaturity. You're acting just like them.
>>703471841
>Where?
What do you mean about where?
>>703472033
Always has been. The illusion of choice and power to elicit change "fairly" like the public (who they are meant to represent) actually mean a thing to any politician. It's a soap opera and a money laundering scam on a mass scale.
>>703455931
Lucky I had a hidden camera in there
I got cha now yes I will be blackmailing you
>>703452108
I want to get into politics in the UK.
Aiming to get a degree in PPE from Oxford, how far will that help take me?
>>703472181
Specifics, remember those?
>>703452462
What do you think of derryn hinch?
You can smell it.
>>703453099
Kinda sad, the inherent abuse you flaunt means it will probably get worse and worse until it ends badly, I bet it's fun though, too bad it's so hard to do actual good.
>>703472530
If you actually listen to the australianiggers, they say that they are being (medically)genocided. Not because of race, but because of beliefs.
>>703472142
a royal commission is painting people with the same brush??? there was royal commission into the catholic church, no one is painting any brush but sometimes peoples security needs to be breached for the betterment and safety of our people. Also mate you need to have a look what culture the western world has been built of. And I do believe I have a right to have 'fear' I do not support public killings and terror attacks and I'd like to see Australia safe. Mate, just look what is happening in Europe, before you start painting me with the 'bogan brush'
i hope everyone you ever loved gets cancer.
>>703452108
If I collected screencaps of an Aussie denying the holocaust on Facebook, and I mailed them to the Sydney police, would it get em arrested?
>>703473211
No, freedom of speech. Would be a ridiculous if they did, this isn't Germany. Also I'm not OP
>>703472033
No, voting works wonders.
It's amazing the situation we're in at the moment, where there is a very small majority, it means the government cant abuse their majority.
When I say we work together for the good of the nation, I mean it.
But you vote for the changes which have to do with party ideology, that is what we have disputes about.
The 1/10 cases is what you're voting for.
>>703472350
Yay
>>703472774
It is actually so fun
>>703472867
they're not.
>>703472142
problem is the minority has major effects everyday
>>703473335
We don't have freedom of speech in Australia, sorry to break it to you.
Except me, me and the members of house of representatives get freedom of speech.
You don't.
>>703473211
but no, holocaust denial is still fine, theres no common law case that outlaws it and no statute law that outlaws it.
>>703473437
How do we not get freedom of speech, also do you have children? yes or no?
>>703472980
The fact that you actually think that way is fear inducing in itself.
>what culture the western world has been built of
Literally the same shit you're terrified of the Muslims doing, what is wrong with you?.
>>703473354
>problem is the minority has major effects everyday
True, the government for example.
>>703453099
You are a pack of useless cunt so it feels like im not getting my moneys worth is how it feels.
>>703473437
>Except me, me and the members of house of representatives
IF only you actually had something to say.
>>703473576
You have no constitutional right giving you freedom of speech.
The only real implied freedom of speech is a 1992 court case
But the 2005 Anti terrorism act as well as the 1996 trial of Albert Langer, prove that you have no real freedom of speech.
In fact you have very few human rights
Except right to jury
Freedom of religion
Freedom from interstate discrimination
And freedom of interstate trading.
I do have children.
>>703473660
Just like Islam is a political ideology as well.
>>703473784
So, are you gonna push for a freedom of speech amendment for all Australians? or just sit there and say you like being a polly
What's my chances of being appointed a Judge or Magistrate if I'm just a good barrister from a no-name family? How much of the attorney's dick am I going to have to suck? Is the judical reform committee actually going to change anything? Do you have anything to do with this at all?
>>703473437
>>703473335
"While Australia lacks a specific law against Holocaust denial, Holocaust denial is prosecuted in Australia under various laws against "hate speech" and "racial vilification". Gerald Fredrick Töben and his Adelaide Institute are the best-known case of someone being prosecuted in Australia for Holocaust denial.
>>703473893
To territory and power accumulation obsessed mammals, everything is politics.
>>703452108
Biggest secret you know government is keeping?
>>703452108
Why is our country so fucking garbage?
Also fix our internet.
>>703473945
I have, but my motions have been shut down.
As a backbencher it is getting harder to get my opinion across, or taking seriously.
>>703474022
Be an awesome lawyer.
>>703474129
Welp I learn something new every day.
Sorry that I wasn't aware of the case.
I'm unsure of every case ever taken place obviously
I studied history not law at university.
>>703474285
He won't know shit.
>>703474314
Can't fix the internet.
The liberal government are cunts.
Our party has tried to push constantly for reforms.
But we've been shot down each time/
>>703474285
Trust me, if us backbenchers knew, word would get out and it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
>>703474321
With an economics degree can I still be a house of representative, or do you really need a history/law degree to be taken seriously.
>>703459763
How often do you suck Chris Bowen's cock then?
>>703474544
Economics degree would be fine if you had the connections to start with.
But if you don't have connections, it will be a really really long path around
But it still possible though.
And with an economics degree, once youre in it will be easy to get promoted to being in the ministerial.
>>703473354
>they're not.
Stop denying genocide you fucking racist.
>>703474054
the map on the left looks more like the assasins creed symbol
Attributes so far:
- Man (Gillard is a cunt, sex as favourite pastime)
- Rudd supporter
- Backbencher
- New (since he's relishing it in a fucking 4chan thread)
- ShortCon (I can just tell)
- Fears Islam
- Thinks China is more important than the US so is a stupid fuck.
- Definite gimplord.
He's either a liar, Michael Danby, Peter Khalil, Tim Watts, or, as a wild card, Mike Kelly.
>labour in house of reps
>studied history and politics
>>703452108
How can I get out from having to do work for the dole?
Can I have a job working for you?
What exactly do you represent?
>>703474942
also possible:
- David Feeney
- Julian Hill
- Rob Mitchell
Also answer me this, which female Labor MPs would you fuck if you weren't such a god damn retarded beta who lost his virginity at NUS as a 22 year old
Has OP shat himself
Honest question, why are you assholes deliberately destroying the country? Neither Labour or Liberal actually listen to their voters, nor do they care what they think. You cunts also have zero backbone, and your current policies will absolutely damage the country be young repair within the next century - providing we're not all dead then due to Climate Change, which is something you idiots refuse to acknowledge exist, or refuse to acknowledge at all. By the way, how much are China paying you to privately invade and financially wreck our country?
>>703474942
Voted on the carbon tax so NOT new.
I'm thinking Anthony Byrne or Steve Georganas
>>703475788
OP said he studied History and was born in the 60's APPARENTLY.
>>703452108
Fuck you LARPing faggot
Seeing as OP has left I'm pretty sure someone guessed correctly.
I hope this fucking cunt gets hit by lightning. Acting like he's an entitled cunt and not even caring about the people he represents. God I hope there are some honest people in government
Someone send this to the news.
>>703476409
How is this newsworthy faggot? Too be fair half the shit on the news isn't either.
>>703475443
Labor does listen to the voters.
The problem is the Liberal government and their attempt to bring Australia back to the 1950s.
Labor looks to the future.
>>703476299
I do care about Australia.
But the problem is there is very little I can do.
I could suddenly rant and say that every cunt in this room is fucked, but i'd probably get fired.
I have successfully put forward motions that have been extensively discussed, but as a backbencher, my role is limited, and my time to actually talk in the house is limited.
>>703476409
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
lurk more newfag
>>703473784
Names and ages of your kids?
Why does WA always seem to get the short end of the stick? I mean, we're the biggest state right?
>>703476826
Because centralization.
Federation is slowly getting fazed out so the government can have more power sadly.
Do you think political parties are good for society? I think we would get a lot more done if there wasn't the whole backing the party line and endless debating shit
Chris Bowan M8
>>703476602
Is chris pine really as shifty a little cunt as he looks?
Why are you letting uber fuck the taxi industry and what are you going to do about it?
How many dicks has Christopher Pyyyyne sucked in the toilets at Parliament House?
>>703477402
>No reply
Chris bowan confirmed
>>703452108
Who's that in your first picture?
do you play Vidya? and if you do , do you like this super marsupial.
>>703478135
> letting uber fuck the taxi industry
fucking taxi faggot - you cunts have been ripping off consumers for ever. Go cry a fucking river now your monopoly is gone and seriously, no fucks are given by the rest of us.
This reply shows your severe lack of knowledge on the issue. Taxi licenses are around 400 grand not to mention the fees they pay such as insurance to keep you nob jokeys safe. Not against competition just against unregulated international companies coming in and fucking our industry while paying 0 tax. How about we let that happen to every industry? Fuck me that'll work out well won't it dipstick?
>>703477340
I think party solidarity is terrible.
Political parties themselves are good.
>>703477718
Tbh his voice annoys me.
>>703478135
One of my mates in the Senate actually brought this up.
>>703478513
Crash is bae
But I dont play video games much anymore.
Though I did get into Pokemon Go.
But smartphones dont count as vidya
I think i scared him away by guessing who he is correctly xD
>>703479092
this
>>703479606
irony much because your reply is total bs - taxi licenses don't cost taxi companies 400K each you fucking moron - that is what it costs a single private operator.
Personally, I don't give a shit if Uber is smart enough to minimal tax in this country - it's called tax minimisation for a reason and if you were in that kind of financial position you would do it too. To say Uber pays zero tax in Australia is a complete lie you fucktard. They pay what they are legally required to pay. And their drivers pay tax just like the rest of us - do your own fucking research faggot.
>>703480502
Just to add this to your point, Australian people will be the uber drivers. So Australian jobs are not taken away they are just moved to different people.
so many replys to all your shitty b8 OP - well done
>>703457900
>basic human morals
Being a politician in any country is a profession for sociopaths. Morals don't apply. Selling yourself to the highest bidder and following "party discipline" pretty much force you out if you're not willing to tow the line.
You can see the bragging about sex, money, privilege and lack of any concern whatsoever for people, community, country. This is the essence of a politician.
>>703452108
Yo, but who dat bitch is?
>>703481986
That would be Tia Larson.
>>703452108
What are your thoughts on Pauline Hanson?
>>703482180
Tia Larsen*
>>703479606
Aw, go wear some fucking deodorant, faggot.
>>703482233
Provides a voice for the Australian people
>>703482384
*Queenslanders
FTFY anon
>>703481929
second.jpg
Though I would argue you don't necessarily have to go as far as auctioning off your integrity. The ego gratification of being in power is a tasty and addictive substance. It should be illegal really.
>>703482384
So you agree with her ideologies?
>>703479606
actually it will, dumb cunt.
every taxi fare you've paid that was say $30 and is now $10 with Uber, well that's $20 you've been getting fucked out of every time. and for what benefit?
>>703482180
Many blessing on you my child
>>703482639
Hanson was wrong about azns but she is right about the mussies.
azns don't show up in crime statistics. nor at centrelink. they're (on average) peaceful and productive citizens.
>>703482561
Her one nation policy provides a voice within the Senate for Australians who are scared of Islam.
>>703482639
No she doesnt believe in Climate change.
But I do agree that there are certain things in Islam that we should be scared of.
Glad to hear it's been brought up and hope some action comes of it. Sets an extremely dangerous precident and I worry for the future of other sectors if other companies like uber can so easily inject themselves into heavily regulated industry without so much as paying a cent. Makes it impossible for those already there to even try and compete.
Not even going to continue talking to the other halfwit. His lack of knowledge on the subject is laughable. A quick google search doesn't make you an expert and ignoring the wider implications of the rulings for uber just shows how much of an idiot you are.
>>703482983
Please provide us with the proof that climate change is real oh powerful one.
On that point - when the actual problem is the rampant population growth of the human species why the fuck doesn't anybody bother talking about that? Growth isn't perpetual you know.
>>703483460
Or rather, please provide us with counter-evidence, oh retarded one.
>>703483460
>rampant population growth
oh so 1980s peak everything panic
the real problem is noone will mention the sun
inb4 1970s weak attempt at global cooling panic
>>703483081
come at me faggot. See the other replies about the taxi industry - like I said no fucks are given and the uptake of Uber will be huge - Australians vote with their wallets dipshit and now we have choice we will be happy to pay less and not smell like felafel.
Opinion on Joe Hockey
>>703483640
careful chicken little - the sky is falling
>>703452462
>Labor
You fucking disgust me.
>>703479092
Truth
>>703483081
>Claims point is in defense of fair competition
>Supports refusing to allow companies to compete through regulation
Consistency is hard, right?
Sorry I'm gonna have to burst your bubble here ausfag:
1. You don't have freedom of speech either, you are bound by social convention like anyone else. Try insulting your party leaders, electorate, and the Queen, talk about how you like loli, and see how far that gets you.
2. Your income won't even get you halfway to the 1% in the USA, so unless you're pulling in serious corruption money on the side I'm not impressed.
3. Your getting comped free drinks and vacations doesn't come off as impressive, it's the same with any corrupt local cop and mobster.
4. Your job is to keep the common people in line so the rich can keep their holdings intact and free from molestation, you seem to have forgotten you are their bitch and "rule" nothing
5. Pics or it didn't happen. Post your ID and go down in a flame of glory. I'll even buy you a beer - how's that for corruption?
>>703484951
1. I might get fired, but by law I can say it with protection, unlike most people who have no proection.
2. Implying I don't have investments.
3. Oh well, I still don't have to pay for anything so I don't mind.
4. I didn't say I rule anything.
5. No.
>>703482384
It's true, there are a LOT of stupid, xenophobic try hards in this country.
Thoughts on the Russian "respecting the believers" law?
