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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I wasn't autistic.
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I often wonder what your life would be like if you tried to improve it.
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>>703444837
What are you expecting someone to come over and suck your dick or something?
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Been there done that.
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>>703445412
You failed? Try again.
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Why are furries so toxic?
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>>703445622
Mmmm

No
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>>703445716
Autism
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>>703445831
Makes sense
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>>703445716
Why are niggers so lazy?
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>>703445707
MORE KNOTS
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>>703445223
Same, but then i remember that my autism gets me 1k usd a month without me having to do shiet and that it gave me the pleasue of living life without emphaty or morals for most of the time
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>>703445948
Well, because they're niggers? They were raised to be lazy fucks.

Does this mean that the parents of furries are the real failures?
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>>703446029
Thats what I specialize in
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>>703446137
That was sarcasm. Oh dear god whatever.
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>>703446069
I guess that would make rape easy.
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>>703446267
It makes sense though right? Blame your parents for what you became.
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sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was gay
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>>703446471
No! Jesus christ two people came together and had a 4^3000000000 in 1 chance that your fucked up bastard self would come out, how the fuck are they to blame

Why would I blame anyone?? There's nothing wrong with me or you or Nibi or any one here. You think it's a problem therefore it is. But the reality is none of this matters, nothing we do has any effect on the rest of humanity, and so long as we work and be productive members of society there's 0 reason to care about anything anyone says otherwise.
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>>703446319
Yeah if not for the fact that i am a sub when it comes to sex but i guess i could make it work if i felt like doing it
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That's wrong, there is definitely something wrong with me.
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>>703447129
And you don't have a good understanding of what that is.
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>>703447129
Same, and all you can and should do is accept who you are strive to the best weirdo you can be
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>>703446893
What
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>>703447369
Listen to this anon, he's right
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>>703447369
That's stupid. The only thing you can and should do is progress and fix all the shit that is wrong with you.
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>>703447282
Autism

>>703447369
Why? That means I just get to sit in a basement all my life at best.
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>>703445716

something something narcissism
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why are we talking about autism exactly? Do you actually have autism or are you just using it as a reason to not better yourself?
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It sure as fuck isnt ADHD.
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>>703445223
It wouldn't be any better, marriage and kids is a living hell.

Living alone and masturbating to animals all day is preferable
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>>703447585
Being the best weirdo you can be does not equal being a lazy fuck.
I am however the laziest fuck around and i'm still 1 year or so into a plan that took 2 years of planning to do while i'm also on my way towards getting my own place, and all i have done is drugs and lots of talking.
>>703447569
Spoken like a true normie.
>>703447421
Thank you, i always am.
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>>703447864
Aspergers and add
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>>703448325
>Do things
>Nothing happens
OR
>Prison
>Mental Asylum
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Man that shit sucks when you get out of the shower and realize you still have soap on your nuts so you gotta get back in and get all wet again
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>>703448325
What is wrong with being normal? People don't realize it, but some of us expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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>>703448694
this
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I got this fuckin beard balm that smells like pineapple and it's amazing
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>>703448526
As long as you aren't living in a third world country(or the us) those things aren't that bad but ofc you'll have to consider if what you want to do that risks putting you there is worth it and if it is learn to do it right and you won't get caught easily
>>703448695
Feeling like you have so expend tremendous amounts of energy on being normal is exactly what is wrong with it
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>>703449473
You are quickly becoming MVP ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵛᵃᶫᵘᵉᵈ ᵖᵒˢᵗᵉʳ
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>>703449524
This is America, buddy.
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>>703447864
this scares me
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>>703449696
Most valued penis
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>>703449816
Pretty soon you could be thread VIP ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶦᵐᵐᵉᶰˢᵉ ᵖᵉᶰᶦˢ
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>>703449777
And this is Sweden, where the police aren't that far from collapsing or revolting and money will be made in the process or aftermath
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>>703450192
Vast immaculate penis
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>>703449696
i want to do his makeup
and brush his hair
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>>703450352
Maybe Somalia soon.
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>>703450486
Me 2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM
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>>703449524
It's either be normal or be institutionalized. There is nothing that can be done for me, no pills, no amount of therapy, just an exertion of will to fight consciously my own mind.
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>>703451267
What the fuck are you going on about
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>>703451267
Oh. Ok. Well, keep fighting then.
I believe in you.
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>>703450604
That's why i want to move out into the woods and grow and hunt my own food. It's not that far away, people are even selling weapons and such through fb groups and don't get into trouble for it
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>>703451309
Why you've stopped posting Gomez Adams.

>>703451437
You shouldn't.
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>>703451535
Ok.
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>>703451535
I don't avatar fag constantly. Sometimes I just post what I'm thinking.

Like my weird Cyriak-esque shit
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>>703451267
Well, if that is who you want to be i guess. Just make sure that you won't regret it later in life
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Peace.
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>>703451901
I live my life without regret.

>>703451748
Well post more Gomez Adams. Gomez Adams is great.
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Remember people I COULD be dumping porn but a janitor decided it was a better idea to ban my pass.
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>>703452963
It was a ghost, Snuggles. Your thread was haunted.
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>>703453088
tell the fucker to unban my pass then
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I was sitting here at my computer and I saw a small wolf spider crawling on the wall, I turned on the light and now it's gone.

Guess I need to wait for him to bite me during the night then smash him in my sleep.
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>>703453380
It's harmless, leave it alone.
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>>703453368
I have no control over what the dead do.

>>703453380
Spiders are your friends and you shouldn't kill them.
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>>703453556
Usually I prefer to catch them and let them go outside, but unfortunately during the night they bite me and I kill them by smashing them with my hand unconsciously.

You'd think they'd be smart enough to avoid me.
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dragons or nothing
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Man this place really died
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>>703455045
Everyone disappeared. I'm just dumping my shit
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>>703455296
So this is what you do with your spare time?
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>>703455296
who is the artist?
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>>703455467
Its what I do between maps on Path of Exile, also gives me an excuse to look at porn so its a win-win

>>703455496
Looks like a collab between nateday and fenzhou

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9898270/
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>>703453904
perfect <3
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>>703455827
>http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9898270/
thanks!
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I wonder how many of the people who draw this stuff have actually gotten laid.

My guess is not very many.
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>>703456336
People who spend all their time on the internet don't get laid, what a shocking revelation
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>>703456872
Well I don't really mean that, I just find it interesting to think about how many people draw these sexual pictures and haven't actually HAD sex.

So it's like a pure shot in the dark when they're drawing expressions and such.
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>>703457135
Well these people already have the imagination to draw anthro animals fucking so it doesn't surprise me
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>>703457949
I wonder how disappointed they'll be when they discover it's not as fantastic as they imagined.
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>>703458062
I've had sex, wasn't nearly as hot as imagining an anthro wolf ravaging my tailhole tho
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>>703458403
Must've been with some lame fuck then

You should aim higher
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>>703459060
Problem is that I'm more attracted to furry shit than people. Maybe I need to be fucked by someone in a fursuit or something
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>>703445223
Kill yourself, cringy zoophile faggot
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>>703461625
What makes you think we're zoophiles?
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>>703461709
The fact you're masturbating to animals, you gay fucktard
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>>703461873
Does jerking it to lolicon make you a pedo?
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>>703461977
Yes.
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My personal fap pic
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dead thread?
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>>703466129
Pretty much
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hugh mungus
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>>703446893
>4x10^300000000 > 10^80 (number of atoms in the universe > atoms in DNA set > tmies you've had sex > braincells you used to post

QED

p.s. i miss clint
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Hugh Mungus what?
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>>703470647
Is that sexual harassment?
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http://cheesespin.net/
best site i've ever seen after chan
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150 reached, you're now a faggot
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>>703470647
Did you just sexually harass me?
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>>703473541
Ye
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>>703473591
fuck man i wasn't ready
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>>703473650
go ahead call the cops, they cant un hugh mungus you
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