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Secrets thread!

>Give us your best ones anons.
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I fucking hate pizza.
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>>703442256
what about fucking pizza?
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i bump dying threads
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I can see that /b/ has no secrets.
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I got my friends mom pregnant. Neither him, her husband, or my wofe know.
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I have hiv an love to have unpretected sex withwoen I pick up at the bar bonus if she has a bf
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i went on club penguin and didn't tell my mom
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bmp
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>>703445058
he must have some low standards
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bump
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>>703445185
#rekt
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bump
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SAGE
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>>703445058
story? how did it start?
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>>703445058
Moar
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I've helped 3 gfs get fucked by a friends dog
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>>703445058
>>703445701
>>703445702
Do they not realize that the timestamp is from 2 days ago or am I the retard here?
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>>703445058
Famchan?
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n 1999 my sister took my virginity. I was 15, she was 17 at that time. I was a loner and nerdy, she felt sorry for me I guess…
One lonely weekend, parents were nowhere to be found as usual, we got drunk together. Just shooting the shit, her failed relationships, me failing to even get one… by the time we finished the 2nd bottle of wine we pretty much stopped talking and just cuddled on the couch. I can't remember what I asked her at that moment, but instead of an answer she sat up, looked at me, and told me to take off my pants.
"I… what?" was all I could muster.
"Fuck this, it's no big deal…", she said as she slipped off her shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra, so I just sat there and stared at her tits. Unhappy with speed of things she "helped me" out of my jeans and boxers by yanking them off me, knelt beside me and sucked my cock into her mouth. I thought she'd stop once I was hard, but she kept going, eyes closed, seemingly enjoying it. When I told her I was getting close she stopped, got on top of me, aimed the tip of my cock at her pussy and sat down on it. I watched as my cock disappeared in her pussy, then looked up at her. She was looking at me, our eyes met, we hesitated.
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>>703447622
hen for the first time in my life I took initiative and went in for a kiss. She returned it, then started riding me. I didn't last very long and came inside her without warning. She was on the pill, so no big deal. We held each other until I was soft again and slipped out. Then we talked. Or rather I asked questions, she answered, demonstrated hands on if necessary. We fucked again afterwards, this time I was in control. We switched positions a couple of times, I don't think she came. I did though, pulled out and covered half her back. She was in the middle of cleaning herself up when we heard keys in the front door.
She slipped out, and we spent the night in our seperate rooms. I couldn't really sleep though, doubt she could.
Next morning: nothing. No awkwardness, no omfg, nothing. We had (good) sex, we both enjoyed it, so we kept doing it for another two years. It stopped when she moved away. She had a couple of failed relationships, then finally seemed to settle down and had a kid.
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A few weeks ago she told me she had a breakthrough with her therapist and realized that she won't ever be happy until she is with somebody like me. She broke up with her guy, got her own apartment and asked me to help move her stuff. I replied with "sure, and then you suck me off? ;p", in the typical 'haha totally didnt mean that but if you liked it I totally would' way.
She replied with "ok, do me after? :)"
It escalated rapidly from there. We discovered our kinks and fetishes are an exact match (she's my fucktoy and gets off on pleasing me), we're both consenting adults and single, so why the fuck not?
We're in a long distance relationship right now, every few weeks we see each other, do drugs and fuck our brains out.
Pics related, now and then.
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I wanna watch my slut Asian wife get fucked hard by two big black men and for them to make her cum over and over and be filled with their hot jizz.
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>>703441754
I was here last night, talked about how my sisters life long married best friend sent me pics a few weeks ago, and how we fucked(sister knew about pics, she even took a few, but not about us actually fucking), also her friend is married.

Anyway was texting late into the night last night, we were trying to meet up to fuck again, but she couldn't get away, fucking sucked, but she kept sexting me, got me off through that, and I apparently got her off too
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>>703441754
I got my dick caught in a blender once. It felt great until I went a little too deep.
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I knocked up my friend's mom. She miscarried after about two months though. I'm glad for that actually.
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>>703448286
i got mine stuck in a waffle iron once
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>>703448136
Was she a dude once or is she just ugly?
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Clean my penis with Clorox wipes after sex
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This is my biggest secret..

>move to a new town for work
>bay area, 2400$ a month for 2 bedroom apt
> bar 100 yrds from apt, start to go
>get obliterated
>meet bar skank, have some amazing sex with her
>catch herp a derp
>depressed for a month cause gf back in town from where I moved
>have seen gf for a month and half
>go back to bar, get shot faced beyond belief
>come up with idea, go to 24/7 store walking home
>buy flashlight and lube
>go into bushes, beat the shit out of myself. Bleeding bad
>lube up flashlight and fuck myself vigorously with it till anus bleeds
>beat the fuck out of myself and throw wallet in the sewer
>tell gf days later I was mugged and raped
>went to theropy (never filed police report cause I was "afraid")

6 years ago and now married, just had a baby a month ago. Her and I got herpes and I have a good life without losing a great women
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>>703448802
Why the fuck did you rape yourself with a flashlight if you knew you wouldnt have the police involved? Did you have to show your wife your gaping asshole?
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>be 10
>sister 13
>watching youtube videos
>sister puts on karaoke video
>starts singing
>tells me to rape her
>wat.pdf
>"how do I do that?"
>"I don't know just copy what they do on TV"
>retard me thought rape was when you beat somebody up and have sex with them while they're unconscious.
>hype myself up
>sister still singing
>slug her as hard as I can in the side of the head
>she cries, sent to room
>realise she wanted me to rate her singing.
>Never tell anybody the real reason I punched her
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>>703449221

Actually yes I did

I needed her help taking care of it "it's better to be honest up front than have you're wife find out and ask"
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>>703449221
>>703449475

If the police were involved they would done a rape/ dna check. How the fuck would I explain my own semen in my ass of i was raped??
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When I was 10 I was staying the weekend at my cousins house cuz my parents were gone. His parents also had plans and so they left me and my younger cousin in the care of my 15 yr old cousin. I was bored completely the first day cuz my little cousin was to little and my older cousin ignored me. The second night I couldn't sleep. I was sleeping in my little cousins room and he was sleeping in the living room in front of the TV. I snuck out of his room and wandered into my aunt and uncles room. I started goin thru her dresser and I found her lingerie. I was curious so I tried on a lot of it to see. I must have been laughing to loud cuz my older cousin comes in and asks me what I'm doing. I freeze in the position I was in which was bent over with my butt facing the mirror and my head down so I could look at my butt. I was wearing a thong of hers and was to big for me so I you could see my everything. I started to tear up but my cousin comes in and shuts the door and says it's ok and I can keep trying stuff on if I like. I get happy and I keep trying stuff on in front of him. At some point he took ou his penis and started stroking it. I asked what it was. He told me it was his "thingy" and looking at me in those clothes made it stand up like this. I didn't really know what he was talking about but I thought it was funny and I started to play around and jump and dance naked in front of him. At one point I bent over with my but facing him and spread my butt cheeks. I have no idea what compelled me to do it but I did. He started moving his hand faster and I asked if I could touch his thingy. He taught me hold to hold it and how he like it stroked. After a few minutes of me using my hand he asked if I would want to try sticking it in my mouth. The idea really didn't appeal to me so I shied away and said I don't know while still playing with him. He was breathing faster and said if I put it in my mouth for just a little bit I could keep an outfit I liked from his moms panties
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>>703443379
ALMOST did that same thing myself.
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My coke habit is ruining my relationship. I always manage to fall back into it and I can tell she's losing her patience. I'd be crushed if she left me, but stopping gets tougher every time.
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>fucking my ex
>intentionally eating the pussy badly
>have history of being good at that shit
>Fuck that tho she's an ex she'll just have to try harder and harder doing crazier shit for me to try to convince me to actually give a shit
>never-ending escalation/payback to an ex while getting easy lay

>mfw it's fucking working
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>>703443379
This is a real awkward situation, how do you handle it?
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>>703449763
I decided this was a good trade and hesitantly put his penis in my mouth. It tasted weird but it wasn't that bad. He told me to suck on it like candy and wiggle my tongue. As soon as I wiggled my tongue his dick started twitching and he was pushing into my mouth a little. Then I felt a warm thick liquid fill my mouth. I had no idea what had happened but I was looking to him to see how I should react and he looked happy so I figured it was supposed to happen. I swallowed what was in my mouth cuz I didn't know what else to do. I asked him what that was he said it was stuff boys make when you make them feel really good. I felt proud of myself because I had impressed my older cousin. He asked if I was sleepy I said no. He said he could make me feel good to if I wanted him to. I asked how and he said I'd have to trust him. I did trust him so I said ok but I want to pick the panties first. He laughed and said ok. I picked a whit lacy thong type thing that only stayed on if I held them up. He told me to sit on the bed and spread my legs. I giggled and said no but did as he asked. He put his head between my legs and licked me. He was right it felt weird but in a good way.vagtercawhile he said he was tired and wanted to sleep and we could play this game more tomorrow but should sleep in rooms we were supposed to. This seemed right to me and I went to bed thinking about what happened that night. I touched myself for the first time that night. And that's how I started a relationship with my older cousin. We continued on till I was well in my twenties. He introduced me to sex that weekend to. My fondest memories of my sexual encounters.
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>>703448509
Kekd the rekd
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>>703449313
This is some funny shit. Winrar.
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>>703449313
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>>703451304
I hate to do this because story is good but tits or gtfo
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>>703449313

Ahahhahahaah
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>>703450322

Either you get sober or she grows a spine. One of the two should happen.
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>>703447738
It must be pretty cool fucking goddamned skeletor
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I hope she gets recognized in public so I can make her suck his cock while I fuck her from behind.
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I cum buckets to my daughter's nudes that have been exposed on the internet.
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>>703453069
Haha ive fucked your daughter and jizzed on her face faggot
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>>703445026
you monster
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>>703453376
I've fucked you and jizzed in you mouth faggot.
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>>703441754
I fucked my cousin before we knew we were cousins
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I came out to my whole family in high school and caused my family to fall apart cause my dad didn't want a gay child under his roof so my mother left him because he couldn't put his anger aside.
Now in college I find out im not gay but I can't tell my family so im stuck in a gay love less relationship with my boyfriend. Now I'm constantly going out and cheating on him with random girls.
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>>703453954
did u still fuck after you found out?
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>>703454488
>Now in college I find out im not gay
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I envy my friends who always get what they want all the fucking time...i just found out that my friends getting laid by a pretty decent 6/10 chick.
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I'm a principal at a high school/ middle school I look for nudes on students phones when I confiscate them I have a very large collection of pics and videos.
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My cock is less then average so when a girl asks to see a dick pic on snapchat i google "Big Cock snapchat nude"...but i actually fap and send a video of that but send perfect pics of other guys cocks?

Is that Gay? Or win?
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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>>703455146
18+ i hope
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>>703441754
I've killed a homeless man in self defense when he tried to attack me with a knife, and never told anyone about it
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>>703455231
How are u alive doc?
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>>703455331
"Self defense"
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>>703454488
now that's original
good for you, you unfaggot beautiful anon
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>>703455878
Thanks anon
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>>703455381
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I'm your basic pretty boyjock. I was a the best football player in HS, now I run my father's company, make a shit ton of money, girls throw themselves at me blah blah blah you get the point. I have declined every girl that has approached me. I decline them because I have no sexual feeling for women. The only girl that I will have is an anime chick. Anime chick's are perfect where as real girls are nothing but drama and a burden. No one knows I watch anime let alone hentai. I'm 26 and have the choice of many women and I turn them down instantly. I pray for the day that someone will build androids that can look like whatever you want. I will make her look like my dream anime girl and download all the anime I have into her memory so I can make the perfect waifu.
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I am annoyed by all the posts about black dudes and traps on here. It's all gay porn now and stupid black people. I don't care about black dudes dating white women at all. And I put peanut butter on my dick and let a dog lick it, it wasn't really enjoyable so busted a nut on the dogs face and left.
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>>703441754
i am Badman
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>be me ~22 y old
>get frequently high on those "spice" fake weeds, always get super horny
>late evening
>10 y old sister in her room
>she sleeps like a fucking log
>sneak in, touch, kiss and lick her feet while masturbating
>cum buckets
>repeat for several days
>one time move my hand too close to her crotch, apparently
>she wakes up
>wooopsohfuck.png
>mumble something about just petting the cat and leave
>she never told anyone
>she sleeps with a night lamp on ever since
>20 now
>mfw
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I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustashe and a grape
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>>703457947
details or gtfo.
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my secret is that I almost kill 4 people I had 17 and someone stole my gf cellphone and stab her so I track the phone find the guy fight with him broke his arms and legs and tell him that I was going to kill his family next he started to cry and said please forgive me for some reason something snap in my brain when I recover conscious I had my hand covered in blood and he was in the floor not moving I ask him where was the cellphone he says please don't I don't want more please then I realize the blood in my hands was because I destroyed his eyes and ears I felt guilty so call the police something gets wrong and friends of the thief came here first they shot me and then I wake up in a hospital just to know I left 4 people in bed for the rest of their life some part of me want to do it again and that make me feel like a bad person
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>>703449763
>>703451304
It's probably pasta
but it's sooo delicious pasta
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I raise and sell kangaroos illegally in the US. Made a lot of money tax free so far. Don't plan on stopping anytime soon.
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I like to keep long threads under my foreskin and then slowly pull it out after an hour or so without pulling the skin back. the feeling is a weird mixture of very minor pain and pleasure.
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I put the long and skinny part of pen caps up my nose to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling.
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>>703456316
Go tell your dad you got enough dick for one lifetime.
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>>703457652
I've had weird urges like that.
Never acted on them though.
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>>703458944
i know that feel
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>>703459203
That's because you're a low testosterone femboy. Always act on your sexual desires, it's how we're wired to be. I won't date a girl unless she knows I hump around on the side.
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Found this pic of friend
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>>703458843

How do you raise/transport without anyone knowing?
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>>703459325
Ever tug on your foreskin super hard just before/during orgasm? Feelsgoodman
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>>703459483
I own a large plot of land that goes ignored. As for transportation, I drive them In a van. I will not fly them because of the risk and I want them to stay healthy. I have driven (or had driven for me) around 80-100 so far. I've made around 300k the last 2 years
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>>703459198
Honestly I don't want to talk to my father or have anything to do with him. I only regret it because of my mother and my siblings I ruined their lives but I don't care about my father.
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>>703459898
How many guys have you fucked?
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Win
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>>703459974
7 but I let 3 others suck my cock. Most of them were in high school.
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>>703459648
Shit that's pretty good. Sell for eats or what?
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My best secret
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>>703459488
every once in a while
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>>703458443
Not pasta I'm op. The next day I was excited to play the game with him I wanted to start right away so after he poured everyone cereal I asked if we could play that game with our thingies again. He look terrified and look at his brother who wasn't paying attention to us.he said well talk about it later. I thought I did something wrong. After break fast I ran back the room I slept in. I didn't cry but I was mopey thinking we weren't gonna play. His little brother burst in super excited and said he's going to go play at his friends house. He grabbed some toys and ran out calling my older cousins name. My older cousin came in and said the game is secret between us cuz we were such good cousins and that he's gonna walk his brother over to the friends house so we can play. I got super excited I jumped up and gave him a big hug. He cupped my butt when he hugged me, for some reason it made me smile.when he left I darted to my aunts room and started looking for things to try on. I put on the panties I took the night before but since they wouldn't stay up I decided they were last. My aunt had big boobs but I tried puttin one of her bras anyway. I played with the straps a little and managed to get it to stay on. I then went through the shoes in her closet I picked her tallest heels and put my feet into them. I walked over to the panties and pulled them up an sat on her bed. When he got home he found me in her room and I stood up to show him my outfit. In the heels, too big bra, and panties that don't stay up, I'm sure I looked ridiculous but he smiled and clapped and said I looked very pretty very grown up. I went to hug him and my panties fell off. I went to get them but he stopped me. He said it was ok he'd start the game this time. He started touching my pussy and rubbin my nipples. I giggled and squirmed but I liked how it felt.i asked him if he could put his tongue there again. H licked me all over and focused on my tiny hole. After what felt like awhile.
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>>703460279
Pets, I raise and tame them
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I get off on forced sex. My girlfriend is too submissive so she let's it go when I get 'carried away'. She thinks it's okay and I know it's not. I don't value her at all and just think of her as a scale of happiness tokens that I have to do every week to keep her happy.

That's how you should do it, give something, appreciate her, have it come back. But I don't, I just do or give things with or for her either because I enjoy it myself and it's a cop out to keep her happy, or it shuts her up for the week.

I like the game of manipulating women into falling for me but as soon as I have them they're just trash, they're boring, whiny and full of insecurities I cannot stand.

The way my papa taught me.
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bmpp
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>>703461074
It's delicious either way

You didn't end up scarred for life or something right?

I enjoy reading stories of kids having some fun as long as it doesn't end in disaster
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It's been too long.

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>>703441754

I am a cop and I racially profile dindus because usually it's an easy collar
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>>703461074
He said we wanted to feel good to. I asked him if he wanted to put it in my mouth. But he said no he'd rather use my thingy to make his feel good. This confused me but I figured he knew the game and how to play and I didn't. So I said ok. He took off his shorts and underwear and I saw his dick again but this time I could see his balls. I asked what they were and he told me they are what made the stuff I had in my mouth when boys feel good. I asked if I could touch them. He said ok but to be careful cuz they're sensitive. I touched them very lightly for a second and said weird. He laughed and said he was gonna start now and to lie down and open my legs again. I did as he asked and he got on top of me. I had no idea what was goin on and was looking at his eyes when I felt something touch my pussy. I looked down as he put the tip of his dick in me. It hurt I winced and said stop. He pet my hair told me it was ok that it always hurt the first time you play this way but it gets better. I trusted him so I said ok. He slowly put himself inside and it hurt but less as time went on he was going really slow and asking if I was ok. I told him it hurt less. He put a little more inside me and I felt it hit something inside and I said ouch to far. He said sorry and pulled back a little. When he pulled back I felt a sort of tingle between my legs but it was dull. He started slowly moving back and forth. I didn't feel anything but the dull tickle for awhile. But then is started to tickle...deeper I guess is the only way to describe it. I said to him your right it did start to feel good. Right after I said that I felt him twitch inside me. He said oh god over and over while his dick twitched inside me. I could feel that same fluid that was in my mouth filling me in between my legs. But this time it felt different I could feel it inside me and it felt hot. It didn't feel hot in my mouth but I distinctly remember feeling full and warm. I asked him what was wrong when he
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>>703463120
I asked him what was wrong when he stopped moving and he was out of breath a little and told me nothing was wrong and i played great and that what we did felt really good. I asked if we were going to play again and he said he needed to rest first but that I could play with anything I wanted in the house while we waited. I went right back to the clothes and to play dress up but as I got up and ran over to the clothes I felt the weirdest feeling. I felt the warm stuff leaking out of me and falling on the floor I looked down and there was a puddle of white stuff on the ground under me. i looked at my cousin for what to do he told me to go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet and let it drip out. So that's what I did. We would have sex again before his brother came home and then again after he went to bed.
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It's not that bad, but I one thing I hide from pretty much everybody is that I spent most of my 20's in a mental institution.
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>>703463267
>I spent most of my 20's in a mental institution.
Why?
Did someone find out or did you decide to go there on your own?
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When i was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
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>>703442256
i hate to fuck pizza

>but i do it
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>>703462588
No I'm not scarred. I'm happy at the moment even. I guess the only bad part I started having sex with other boys when I was young but that was when I was 14. It was just my cousin till then. By then I knew what we were doing and decided I wanted to try it with a boy I liked. Other than starting young no problems from it. I still see my cousin every five years or so at family gatherings but we don't have sex anymore as we are both married now.
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>>703445058
moar pics and greentext pls
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>>703463917
did she like it?
do you regret it?
do you still have contact?
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>>703463485
Long story short, I had a couple of failed suicide attempts and a long history of self harm, coupled with a habit of just up and disappearing for days or weeks on end.

Couldn't keep a job, couldn't form relationships, prone to violent outbursts.

Eventually while I was in the psych ward for the third or fourth time in a year my parents became my legal guardians and moved me to a facility.
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I want to bang 3 of my closest girl friends, than my girlfriend.
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>>703464501
pretty much every guy with a girlfriend wants to bang their friends
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>>703464270
she was pretty nervous, maybe even scared. it was painful for her, she cried, so I was very gentle, basically just made out while my dick was all the way in her for 20+ minutes.

No regrets

We keep in touch, we are fuck buddies especially during the summer. She is 14 now.
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>>703465646
you pervy

pics or didn't happen
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>>703465646
>basically just made out while my dick was all the way in her for 20+ minutes
That's how I would have handled that too probably
you lucky motherfucker
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>>703441754
Oddly appropriate today.

I lied about knowing someone who died on 9/11. The person I told still doesn't know the truth.
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>>703459472
post face too.
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>>703455236
i hope not
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>>703458286
Use puncuation, you lazy shit.
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>>703465813
also, we didnt use a condom the 1st time, she wanted it that way. she's on bc now so we rarely use one these days, I usually cum in her. she's an awesome fuck
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My last two relationships in high school were psychological experiments to see if i could completely ruin a persons life, both were successful and both ended in unsuccessful suicide attempts on their end. like to think i did pretty well
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>>703446046
can you tell us a little more. are you naturally attracted to women who like to fuck dogs?
do you spot the signs before they become your gf?
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I'm a (almost) 22yr old girl and Im a kissless virgin. Also fat and hairy all in the wrong places, like stomach, lower back, thighs etc. Who cares tho, it's not like anyone will see me naked irl anyways
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>>703466925
even if you're not conventionally attractive there are probably still millions of guys who'd find you fuckable.

Feel like sharing some pics here?

Is there currently a guy you like?
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>>703466925
shave your shit and either get a hooker
or visit those sex/dating sites. old guys love to fuck younger girls.
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>>703466714
will green text if anyone wants to hear it
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>>703466925
pics please.
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>>703467075
idk, I live in a not so big town in southeastern Europe, so no one is really interested in me here tbh, too many things are wrong with me..

not really into attaching my face to this embarrassing story, lol. so no pics

>>703467274
I do wax when Im able to, but I really cannot be hairless all the time, since my skin is very sensitive and doesn't react well to shaving/waxing..
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>>703467405
you could post some pics without face.

Do you meet guys? >>703467075 is right about older guys, by the way. I'd fuck a 22-year-old for the experience, especially if I was taking her virginity too.

Do you have any kinks or fetishes, btw?
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>>703460405
fuck you freeze mage is dead
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>>703467405
Laser your hair off and the problem will be solved.

Location?
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>>703462816
oh how spooky, what does it mean?
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>>703462816
Tell us what these should be....

I'm no where near any or I'd hunt myself
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I'm married, last night while at a party I fingered my friends wife.
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>>703467709
yeah, it's kinda too expensive for me rn, and it would require a lot of travel for me, since it's not available in my town, and I don't have too much time due to my job..

>>703467633
umm yeah, my fetishes usually revolve around a little girl being molested in some way scenario, or a young girl being manipulated and stuff. so I guess this kinda also makes me a pedophile, there, another secret revealed
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>>703461196

Good on you then. If they're well taken care of and shit
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>>703467891

So how'd that go?
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>>703468021
well now I think you are trolling

but if you aren't we might have to meet up

so post some damn pictures already
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>>703468350
Pretty well, we had a blanket across us and she came a couple of times
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>>703467723
coordinates. they seem to be in and around a small lake in luther marsh wildlife management area near toronto
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>>703468021
Pics of yourself or gtfo.
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>>703468392
>>703468488
I'm not trolling.. I don't like posting my pics of any sort on /b/ tho.. when I do that, there's a lot of bullying, and why would I want that
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I live near those cords and could go check them out but what the fuck is there like bodies or something
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I won extremely prestigious awards for an album I wrote while extremely high on numerous drugs. Everyone thinks I'm just really creative...my second album has lots of moments too that were heavily drug influenced.
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>>703468706
just do it man
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>>703468658
why do you care about random people "bullying" you on an anonymous board?
If you are an actual female pedo lots of male pedos would marry you for that trait alone
And I might live near you so fucking post pictures. no face if you want
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>>703468658
No face, but post pics with a time stamp (nudes, etc). If you don't, then fuck off and gtfo.
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Not really a secret but a girl I know is drunk posting nudes on her ig right now and I'm fapping
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>>703468419

Never rightly understood the whole fingering thing. I couldn't cum from that alone if I tried for a good while.
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>>703468021
Hmm, do you usually imagine yourself as the girl or as the manipulator? Or do you just like the thought?

Do you know where that fantasy comes from? I've met a few women who have a similar fantasy and explored it with them.
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those Geocords are in fucking water areas would have to dive on them or swim out to them just to see whats out there for the ones near toronto
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>>703455146
Which do you honestly prefer to see? That hairy bush of a High School Senior, or that smooth mound of a 12 year old?
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>>703445058
WHY.. Wouldn't touch the sides anyway
That's one rekt cunt back to chaturbate u go
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>>703469392
She's super sensitive and we were surrounded by people which really turned her on.
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>>703468913
>>703469044
here

>>703469428
usually I imagine a grown man doing it to a girl (maybe Im the girl, subconsciously, idk), or I imagine myself helping him, and the girl is a third person
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>>703453954
Yeah fucked my cousin and didn't care anyway
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>>703469797
see now I want to see without the bra....

Have you ever roleplayed the scenario with a guy? It can be really good fun.

Do you like the Loli threads here?
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>>703469797
You have nice lips and a good skin tone.

Girl, I'd kill for those lips. Ya ain't so bad.
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>>703469797
you are not that fat and you have nice lips
post some more please

and what country are you from?
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>>703453954
it's legal to fuck your cousin basically everywhere except like a tiny number of weird US States.
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>>703465646
So fucking hot!

This is like the old /b/. Summer must be over.
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Ever since my sister posted these slutty pics on her fb I've been fapping to her and really wanting to fuck her and make her cum hard. Pic related.
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>>703470249
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>>703469797
Need to see a full nude body shot, but blur your face or show it barely like you just did. Try to not use angles and you will get a better answer to what you want to know.
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>>703469384
Winrar
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>>703470019
I have roleplayed it, or just lie about how I've been molested as a child to a guy online, even tho it didn't happen (as far as I know, lol). that kinda turned me on.

I don't like loli, not a fan of anime.
>>703470358
I don't want to know anything tho, and Im too lazy to take more pics, but thanks anyways
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>>703470273
it's so hilarious when low-bred, unaware people try to be sexy and fail horribly. looks like a fucking dying horse or something.
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>>703469797

Tits please.
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>>703468021
As a pedophile, I would love to have a relationship with someone who loved and accepted me. Find another pedo and have a happy life!
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>>703470452
Where are you from?
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>>703441754
I come from a jewish zionist family but i secretly converted to Islam.
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>>703470700
nah, I think it's immoral and disgusting and I wish I could stop masturbating to it.. I wouldn't want someone to encourage this side of me and vice versa
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>>703470452
did you enjoy the roleplays?

Most of the women I've met who were into this *were* abused as kids but by no means all of them.

Feel like exploring or playing it further? What's your ideal image/scenario in this? How old is the girl?
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>>703470832
So is that like triple autism points
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i can fart to the rhytm of master of puppets
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>>703470934
Acting on the pedophilx attractions and harming a child would be immoral and disgusting. But I don't thing there is anything immoral or disgusting about having the thoughts as long as you know you can't act on them.
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>>703471011
I'm antizionist tho
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>>703470934
exploring fantasies safely isn't immoral. As long as you keep fantasy separate from reality
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I think I deliberately fucked up my libido by masturbating continously to increasingly harder and fucked up stuff. Now, after a year of forcing myself to masturbate to hardcore child porn, I have an extremely hard time getting it up for anything and when I come I feel almost nothing beyond the physical sensation of releasing pressure.

Why did I do it? I don't know, some mix of loneliness,self deprecation and masochism I guess.
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I lost my virginity at 14 to a 36 year old black guy.
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>>703462816
did you chop them up and bury their parts separately or are these multiple people?
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>>703470971
I did enjoy roleplays..
I wasn't abused in classical sexual sense, but I had an unhappy childhood, so that's probably it.

I like different scenarios and ages.. 6-10 I think is the most exciting age for me.. I like manipulating and coercing

>>703471138
>>703471239
I get your point, but the line between fantasy and reality gets thinner the deeper you are into fantasy
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>>703441754
my bank pin is 1982
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>>703471302
what's the worst/hardestcore thing you ever came to?

Have you tried nofap for a few months to see if you can reset? Or even something gentle and different?
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I lost my virginity to my great grandma.
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i play wow since the launch of burning crusade
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>>703467321

Lets hear it.
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I have a friend who has a ridiculous body. I googled her and found out she was a stripper once. I couldn't find any images of her in her 'work attire' or any videos of her 'working'. But I've fapped to her furiously since I found out and I still meet up with her and talk to her like nothing's wrong.

>>703471532
post pics of said granny.
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>>703471302
I really hope you never have sex with anything again and the rest of your days are spent working yourself to death.
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>>703471471
I'd be really interested in exploring this further with you. I think it's healthy to explore and expand horizons safely, as long as you keep a clear eye on the line between fantasy and real. It's right to be aware of it though.

How was your childhood unhappy? Lonliness? Neglect? Or physical non-sexual abuse?

6-10, hmm, I see. Maybe you could be a babysitter who calls over her male friend to have fun. You could convince the little 8yo girl you're sitting to touch and play with your visitor, even though she's nervous. Maybe you'd even help a little by holding her still
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>>703470400 you got it
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>>703455231
Bullshit.
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>>703449313
Kek
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>>703471788
Umm sure, we can talk about it.. I don't think threads are the best way to have a dialogue, so maybe leave your skype?
my kik has my photo on the profile, so I guess I wouldn't prefer that, but if you insist..
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I have an extremely serious sex and poly substance abuse / dependency and addiction. I have been with more women than I can remember, only if I write them down will I get close. I use every single person around me for their fiscal value as if it were my fiduciary. responsibility. However my biggest secret is that I am a. Massive poly substance dependant. Klonopin, opiates, lorazepam, gabapentin, cocaineninja, crack, barbiturates, adderall. No one knows just how medicated I am, I was a genetics major so I have mastered pharmacodynamics and pharmacokinetics which allows me to do all these without dying, nor losing my job. I stopped injecting heroin a year ago... And I'm thinking about going back. I have a pile of blow on ,my glass desk. Fuck it's,the reason why I bought the desk. I am strongly considering shooting the blow but that means buying rigs as I promised myself after nearly dying , again. That I would never shoot anything. I want to quit work, go to rehab out of this state for a year, then go back for a masters degree. I've done so much cocaine in the last 24 hours I am hallucinating ... Feeling chills. But I love it. I love it all. I want more. Get higher, baby, and don't ever come down - grandmaster flash (just did another line. Fuck me it tastes like how gasoline smells. I may cook some of it into crack I know the stoichiometry behind each step flawless. Unlike your neighborhood junkie who ruins your coke scene because it's cut with baby laxative. I am a wizard, I am a beautiful animal, I am Harry. fucking. Potter!
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>>703470700
Degenerate worm
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>>703461316
Teach me your ways I never had a papa
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>>703472074
I'd rather not post my Skype in the thread. You can kik me at questions4chan and then we can jump to Skype once you send me your Skype?

Or I have an email address if you prefer.
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>>703472792
You keep saying that nobody can pick you out. That's what all junkies think. I'm sure you're not as ordinary as you imagine.
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>>703471580
my bad was taking a shit, here it goes though and sorry ahead of time, i suck at green text kinda.

>parents divorce around 12
>take it on myself as my fault
>start reading books
>somehow discover psychology around 13/14ish
>get really fucking into it
>by age 16 i had read nearly 43/44 books about psych, body language interpretation, the human psyche etc
>finally in hs but still quiet mother fucker until my sophmore year, next year
>still reading and adding books to collection and learning shit
>one day after football, go to dance studio to pick up little sister
>qt 3.14 appears out of no where
>ohshitwhaddup
>start talking and what not and realize that this is my opportunity that i have been searching for
>i decide to devise a plan where i can run this experiment to see exactly how long it will take to completely ruin a life.
>we talk for about 1 month, hang out every day
>i have her convinced that i am going to ask her out and that she needs me already
>nowaythisworks.jpg
>ask her out, obvious answer is obvious
>three months go by and i continue being everything that i assume that she needs
>never paid for shit, never took her on a date, never bought her shit, just was there for her and around
i will continue in next post to bump the thread so it doesnt die
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>>703471492
I lack the will for nofap and I lack other coping mechanisms for when shit happens in my life
I have not reached toddlercon/hurtcore level yet but some of the kids I fapped to were about 3-4 years old, and I came as cum were forced into their mouths

>>703471739
I happen to think people don't deserve punishment for wrongthinks and victimless crimes; I don't do anything, don't commission amd don't pay anyone
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>>703455146
sharing?
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I spent the last 14 hours making hand made lolicon. I feel this is akin to drawing Mohammed. If you can't recognize the appeal because of your delicate sensibilities I believe you should get the fuck out of society. It and I do not revolve around your emotional complex filter. No one has privacy anymore, click bait algorithms control the news. I just want to make a provocative expression without feeling stifled or judged. No one is going to censor my art, be it lolicon or acrylic 5 figure masterpieces. It was the first loli I've ever drawn mad since it's so taboo... I have a new muse. I am going to paint this loli on a 3x5 foot canvas, and never tell a soul
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>>703473311

euuuh but why wanting to ruin her? Why not just fuck and move along when bored?
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Went out with my wife and her sister. We all got wasted. Took an uber home. Wife went to bed. Stayed up with her sister and watched a movie and drank more. She gets up. Turns off the lights in the living room. Turns off the TV and we start making out. Take off our clothes and start exploring each other's bodies. I fingered her. She was so fucking wet. She starts jacking me and then she slides my cock into her soaking wet cunt. We fucked for hours. She came hard twice and I had to cover her mouth. I pulled out and busted on her chest and tight stomach. She just left 20 min ago. Wife is still passed out. Pic is from the bar we were at. Wife on left her sister on the right.
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>>703473606
post some?
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>>703473311
>fourth month starts
>i abandon her for about 2 and a half weeks
>texts every single day asking what happened, where did i go, what did i do wrong
>this was to test and see exactly how far the progress on my making her dependent on me being there for her was, at this point very damn high
>i go back to her and tell her that i had something come up, never specify what
This part here is highly important to the story and you will see why by the end of everything
>i told her i was sorry and that ill reward her with dinner so we can talk about things
>at this point in our relationship, i have gained the trust of her best friends because i made her happy, while she made me interested more
also relevant to the story
>now that she is relatively dependent on me as someone she "needs" i take advantage
>free shit out the ass, not just shit though, expensive shit
>clothes, meals, accessories, whole nine yards shit
>she told me things that she never told anyone at all
>i am now the person who knows her the best in the world according to her
>sex was good because i got to do whatever i wanted during that time whenever i wanted
>now month 6
>i start hanging around with her best friend frequently
>i start hanging out with my friends per the usual too
>tell her that im just having fun
>almost always say she can come but know she wont because shes an introvert
relatively important and everything will be explained to you in the very end as a synopsys
>things roll around to the 8 month mark and i start putting the final stage of my plan into effect
>still having thoughts of thinking theres no way she is this fucking stupid, she has to know

Will continue in next post

>>703473652
You are right, ruining her is pretty bad, but it was the fact that i had the knowledge at an age where most people didnt, i was in the know, she wasnt. put yourself in my position, you have all this information on how people work, the people around you are mainly weak minded, why not use it
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>>703473571
hurtcore is fucked. Avoid it.
Do they ever seem to like it?
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>>703474299
No one does, except perhaps for "Vicky", but psychological coercion based on trying to please the most important man in your world does not exactly make it less abusive

>>703473967
That didn't read like you are being taken for a ride at all. I may be a sick pervert but you are just an imbecile; enjoy paying alimony.
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>>703474618

Viola doesn't? Kait?
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>>703448802
Damn broseph...hope that's not a true story. You're living a lie.
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>>703474166

Naah I still would have probably just had sex with her.

I wonder if you are attributing too much credit to your psychological knowledge instead of her maybe just liking you... You know high-schoolers are fucking retarded and angsty.

Also you take more time writing this shit than me jacking off after a gram of Coke..
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>703474166
maybe final part i dont know how many more post it will take, ill just explain the first one because the second one was pretty much the same thing

>8th month is now upon us
>i have thoughts concerning the fact if this will actually work or not because its the first time
>time to exact my plan and see if the work paid off
>i decided to stop coming around as often as i did, i showed no sexual interest in her, i didnt buy her a damn thing
>i started acting as if something was up, i still was hanging out with her friends at this point too
>convinced a kid that i knew to talk to her about it but not mention me
>told him that i cant get her to talk to me about anything, see whats up for me
>at this time she talks to him and says everything
>nofuckingway.wav
>we hang out later that night
>laying on couch and i see texts and 2 hour phone call from the kid
>deliberately flip shit to make its seem as if i didnt know
>storm out
>she searches for consolation
>she assumed exactly what i wanted her to, im cheating on her, and she was right for me doing so, beacuse i was with multiple people
>we "resolve" then comes the year mark
>during this time, i found the perfect person to help me with this, some asshat who cheats constantly on his gf
>i say im going out of town for the weekend
>she trys to sleep with asshat
>while arranging, the girl asshat was dating at the time was highly nosey, i know this because it was a girl in my grade who i grew up with
>3 am rolls around, i receive a phone call from friend crying
>explains that she found texts, tell her send me them
>they planned out everything, there was even talk of shit happening, it was amazing.
>i talk to gf and tell her that she had about 10 seconds to explain before i disappear completely
>breaks down says everything
to sum up what i said to make her want to die initially
>she isnt worth shit, explained that i had been cheating on her with friend A and friend B
> told her its over, ill grab my shit in the morning
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Can't can't be truly hppy unless I am drunk or getting laid. Pretty pathetic actually
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>>703474719
Viola is the stop saying faster girl right? Never downloaded her for some reason
And if we are talking about the same Kait (pudgy, scat) she is too young for the word "enjoy" to apply as we use it I think
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>>703475345
Getting laid is a pretty good way to be happy tbh, people will say shit about humanity and higher aspirations and whatnot but fulfilling your basic genetic imperative is all you truly need. You are only pathetic if you don't manage to do it often enough.
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>>703475124
youre probably right i am giving myself too much credit but its whatever, i dont really value the opinions of others too much unless i personally know them.

>grab my shit
>see her, starts crying, say one last thing as im carrying out my last box of things
"if you had just been aware even remotely to how shitty of a person that you are, this would have ended differently, you and i would have probably been fine and gotten married"
>walk out
from here im just gonna sum it up, i suck at green text as i stated earlier and i have to leave to go do some shit soon.

Originally when i started this all, she had weighed around 115 lbs at a height of 5'5 at the age of 17 by the end of it, so average height and weight. she had many friends, to whom i turned all against her or just ended up fucking to the point they chose me over her, and she was quiet, she chose me to share every single secret, bit of info, thought, it all was something i had known. I decided to use it was all.

Her friends all left her and became my friends
She thought i was cheating on her (good assumption, was right)
she lost "her whole world" when i left
I dug her into the ground prior to leaving
Due to the fact that she took everything hard on herself she secluded herself, ate her life away, became a bitch to her friends that were still trying to help her, and in the end just became unattractive as fuck.
senior year wasnt over it, tried to an hero but got caught up with the rope and just couldnt go through with it

thats the sum of it all, i suck at telling stories but if you wondered who the other girl was that i did this too, it was one of her friends. its easier than you think to do all of this
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>>703475261

Uhhh isn't wanting to die a pretty normal reaction from some unstable schoolgirl?

Dude I'm not convinced you used any "psychological trick"

You just basically were a douche and cheated.

Are you underaged? What a waste of time
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>>703474166
You're broken and have issues stemming from your failed family. LOL it's crazy how people like you try to make emotions for yourselves.

Your ego is that of a pedophile
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2 darkkk ones.
>first vagina i touched was my 5 year old cousins
>fucked a ladyboy drunk in thialand, grabbed the faggots tiny shriviled cock while i pounded his ass with no dom
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>>703476305
>no dom

How did the russian roulette go?
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>>703475994

When you started I expected something of a mastermind using elaborate techniques but... you were just a cunt nothing more nothing less.

I bet you think your IQ is much higher than anyone elses around you
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>>703476083
you are missing the point of that whole story, while i did say that i was trying to ruin a person, i never said that suicide was my goal. my goal was to completely ruin someone, which i succeeded in. she lost all her friends, the closest person to her, all her confidence, and an array of other shit. my point being is i got what i wanted out of that and it couldnt have worked better than that for the first attempt.

no, i am not underage btw lol at the time of this story i was only 16-17 so was the girl. currently im 22

>>703476162
damn, guess you got me im a pedo

>>703476458
nah, honestly i think im pretty on par with where i should be in regards to intellect at my age. never taken an IQ test to let you know what it is though if thats any consolation, so you could very well be correct about me being a complete imbecile
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>>703475994
We have some poorly planned manipulation here. Plus it was useless.

Why do you talk about this? That shit won't give you credit, nor clean up the shitstream you sprayed everywhere around you.

I mean it's sad.

Feeling this proud about pushing this girl to suicide is the exact same thing as scamming a child.
Does it sums up your value as an human being?
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>>703476604
i suppose saying that i thought i did a good job in the end was a mistake more than anything. i do highly regret doing so, yeah, but she didnt commit suicide so it is what it is.
more or less, i never really said it was a greatly planned out attempt at manipulation, nor did i say i was some mastermind, i said it was a successful one, and to further my defense so to speak i said that i like to think i did pretty well. that being said what does my opinion mean on the internet against anyone else's?
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I stabbed my little brother in the foot when i was ten.
My parents and my brother think it was on accident because the knife fell out of my hand but i dropped it on purpose. The knife went through his large toe so i could have aimed better

Pic related
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>>703476902

I guess what the guy meant was... You talk all about your great knowledge of psychology and all those books you read and then you story basicly is...

>I fucked my girlfriends friend and she was really upsett when I told her
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>>703477207
ehh, is what it is. i came, i delivered my story, i shall leave as well. like i said, im not here to justify what i did as right or wrong nor am i here to say that im some god of deception and human manipulation, im saying i delivered my story about how i, atleast in my opinion, ruined a person because i ran a single experiment on her along with her best friend the same way.
see you /b/ros later and hope you find your peace because im gonna go look for mine in the bottom of a bottle of whiskey currently
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>>703476902
c'mon the edge is showing hard.
It was never about your opinion or mine, it's about strategy.

Pointless strategy isn't strategy. Reality check.

In the end, you didn't get the girl or any other for what it's worth. You didn't get money. You didn't make meaningful friends. You didn't get a good job from it. You didn't get any psychology 101 degree from it. You didn't get any kids involved out of this rotten love story.

Just pure waste. Why?
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>>703476370
no std's
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love the coordinates...do you have pics? you like wooded and water areas...
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>>703477591
last post and im out, i stated earlier and im too lazy to find it but i can only justify the reason for me doing so because i just wanted to i guess. i can sit here all day and claim that i had motive but it was something i wanted to see if i could get away with and complete, kinda like a goal and having more knowledge than others in my grade at the current time, i got exactly what i wanted from it. so in my book i marked it up as a success.
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prob bodies at those cords knowing b
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My girlfriend posts slutty ads on Craigslist about getting fucked while I'm away. I don't know if she goes through with it or it's a fantasy, but a friend of mine found her on there. So now my friends have all seen her mostly naked and acting like a whore. I haven't told her I know.
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>>703478143
Get a vasectomy and keep it a secret.
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>>703462816
>43.911396, -80.400071
live like 1hr drive away.
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>>703461316
So, you pretty much just have a regular relationship with your girlfriend...
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>>703478691 you going to have to drive one that location as it middle of the water
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wondering how you do it.... what does it feel like? girls? or guys? or both? what is your favorite part? how long have you done it? pics?
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>>703480744
is this a reply to someone?
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TO THE PERSON WITH THE COORDINATES...wondering how you do it.... what does it feel like? girls? or guys? or both? what is your favorite part? how long have you done it? pics?
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I want to cheat on my wife by fucking my younger sister. Pic related.
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I ate my own shit and ate my own cum. Also Im in love with my teacher.
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>>703478691
>TO THE PERSON WITH THE COORDINATES...wondering how you do it.... what does it feel like? girls? or guys? or both? what is your favorite part? how long have you done it? pics?
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>>703481631
bad idea
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>>703481631
good idea
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