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>>703415088
>>703420697
This is it! All the clues are coming together! I followed these footprints to this EXACT spot and then RIGHT where you're standing, I found this bag of PEANUTS! HAH! OHH I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it!
Filthy early bake.
Dafuq
>>703420775
Anarchy Edition? ANARCHY ANARCHY ANARCHY!
inb4 thread gets deleted 5-10 minutes from now.
>>703420406
I have 10cm guns right here.
>best fox claim
>>703421163
Why would it?
>>703420521(akame)
thats to bad hope you feel better
>>703421198
>pomfs
can i have the pregs now?
Miho claimed
>>703421163
This
Still here
>>703420877 (Eru)
If there are really good guards, the game can be a lot of fun for following the rules. Otherwise I just kill the guards when I can
>>703421017
You ate my only food...now I'm gonna starve!
>>703421228
Unknown OP.
>>703421295
Is this mugi irl???
>>703421375
Explain
>>703421355
Oh boy! 3 AM
>>703421375
Elitist
>>703421484
no but this is
don't mind me just putting the elitist rules here
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703415088
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>703420775
>Waifu claiming thread
why not just call it a general?
>>703421603
Just think in just a few short years females will be completely obsolete
>>703421375
But still without a doubt a faggot
>>703421295
No, you can't
>>703421508
OOOOOOOOOOH! You said number 11!
>>703421495
Generally speaking, when the OP is someone that doesn't normally post in the thread and doesn't have one of the general pastas for the OP, the thread gets deleted shortly after everyone moves in because "lol le epic troll" or whatever.
>>703421770
>ran posting naruto
when can i have the preggs?
>>703421847
Nice Feet
Upvoted
>>703421847
Gtfo you filthy swine
>>703421869
Who you callin pinhead?
>>703421887
The last one wasnt so i doubt this one will be. Unless mods are currently reading this convo and be dicks
does anyone want an esdeath story?
>nothing sexual in this one
>>703421355
True that, good guards can make for a fun game where you time out.
>>703421869
>>703421670
Hey me.
>>703421984
Stop spongebob memeing
I'm cringeo-ken times 10
>>703422028
>you can delete your own posts
>>703422089
sexual preferes but go on
>>703422180
Im OP tho
>>703421721
the time of our ascension is upon us
>>703422089
Yes.
>>703422089
Imagine flat chested esdese
Now THATS hot
>>703421914
Never
>>703422089
shitpost away
but greentext this time
>>703422028
The last thread also had a common OP. Probably THE most common OP.
And it has nothing to do with mods. They delete their own thread.
>>703422180
Make me, dildo
>>703422089
I picked the wrong time to rewatch akame ga kill
>>703422326
>I am OP though so not deleting
>>703422318
come one please.
if you don't i'll go yandere
>>703421984
Are you Squidward?
...it's okay, take your time.
>>703422101
I haven't played in a long time. The only source games I really play is Day of Defeat Source
>>703422409
I'll take your word for it.
Was just saying it would probable given how often it happens. Don't mean to insult.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
I'm writing a fictional story, kinda like Akame ga kill but less edgy and more romantic
>>703422668
I promise you i wont i love you guys
>>703422632
Okay spongbob, you can be dirty dan now, i just wanna be patrick
>>703422564
but Ran is the yandere in this
"thing"
>>703422724
so you took out Esdeath and Akame?
>>703422364
is that a no
>>703422318
well if your not going to belive me than ehy should i bother
>>703422843
Just post it you nutter
>>703422829
no not the same plot. Just the fact everyone dies is the common theme
>>703422843
It'll be a good time
>Ran-sama
>>703422843
Do it faggot
>>703422742
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
I'm hopping off to do some work. Have a good night /waifu/!
>>703423224
Ran out of patrick quotes, good night!
I'm heading to bed, Night /waifu/ ^^
>>703423464
I'm gonna cum on you're waifu while she sleeps.
im telling this in green text to calm people down
>so in grade 12 my last year of highschool before the kate thing
>meet a hot girl who is named tamara
>she is very flirty and I love her
>anyway her boyfriend is in one of my classes
>I find out they are going trough hard times
>>703423464
Night don't let the commies bite.
>>703423559
>green text
>complete sentences
>being this new
>>703423559
this story is actually kinda lame but Ill keep going
> anyway he is clearly a little autistic about it
>she starts thinking she needs to break up with him
>he wants to stay toghether
>i have a class with her and him seperate classes
>I start trying to drive them apart telling them lies that the other said
>should i keep going
>>703423678
I dont want to take the time to look like a oldfag also I could go back to a jumbled paragraph if you like that
>>703424012
>I start trying to drive them apart telling them lies that the other said
>should i keep going
No. Just stop.
>>703424012
Fucking esdeath
https://youtu.be/0AAO92foBwA
Good night /waifu/
>>703424476
bye, Alice
>>703424134
ok fine but someone dies in this story
>>703424225
yeah yeah im a newfag
Claiming Felix
>>703424476
Have a good night, Alice.
>>703424659
To be honest I'm surprised it wasn't you.
>>703424659
Was it a squirrel?
>>703424692
Hello not Schrodinger
>>703425142
no a person but I dont think any anons are lisenting so it would be a waste to keep going maybe another time
>>703425320
gimmie the TL;DR, who was kill and who did it?
Id say Colonel Mustard in the ball-room with the cantlestick
>Ran-sama
>>703421274
Leaving this shit job didn't give me all the positive effects I hoped for but at least it gives me a good opportunity to pretend it did
>>703424012
Keep going I'm all ears.
Meh I'm posting it anyway.
Here is issue 1 of my story
>be me
>be in highschool
>on bus to my house
>bus has to cross bridge
>driver cuts bus off
>bus driver has to swerve
>bus nearly runs over grade schoolers walking home from school
>bus smashes into railing
>it falls into the water
>meanwhile bus is filling up with water
>see some kind of water women tap on one of the cracking windows
>the seawomen show a smug smirk, showing off razor sharp teeth
>i'm freaking out
>bus nearly fills up
>grap childhood friend, Leina
>her ocean blue hair is barely noticeable in the lake
>bus fills up with water
>I grab her
>shes drowning
>i lock lips with her and give her my air
>i break out the back windows and carry Leina out
>swim up to surface
>have to carry her to shore
>kiss her again and give her air
>take in a breath and go back under
>as i kicked my legs trying to get to shore
>the seewomen tear at me
>finally make it to shore
To be continued next time
>>703425320
By the way, this proves you are a sociopath.
>>703425810
We get it, everybody already know he's a sociopath, what are you trying to prove you autist?
>>703425934
This.
>>703425934
>>703425997
The problem is HE doesn't believe it. And admitting your faults is the first step in fixing them.
And if being a sociopath is not a fault, maybe I'm the psycho.
>>703426191
>He's a shitposter and should be treated as such
Though it is fun to see how far he goes
>>703426191
You and Esdeath are completely different but perfectly the same
>>703426429
>pregs
>>703426191
>trying to get a sociopath to admit to being a sociopath
Ima vidya now
>>703426490
Why do you insist on pregging the fox?
it'll not happen
>ok going faster
>k guys starts giving me love letters to give to her
>i throw them out
>heheh.jpg (am i doing it right)
>I feel like a sneaky little bugger
>I get closer to her
>he gets worse starts drinking
>he almost gets me
>I convince him im his friend and would never do that
>fucking moron
>I get him itno a fight with this guy he hates sy he is trying to split them up
>god im good
>>703425595
well its ok man im here just sit back and read my shitty story kek
>>703426429
yes none of this is true and im just making everything up
gardy claimed
>>703426850
because the fox wont preg me
>>703427021
stfu
>>703426937
>Pic related
>>703427057
Why would you want that?
>Ran-sama
>>703426937
My knee is fucked so I'm gonna go lay down
>I feel like I'll get to see some screencaps of your stories
anyway goodnight
>>703426937
>I find out he got drunk and drank anti frezze with a bunch of people
>they are all in hospital
>this one girl goes brain dead
>her parents pull the plug
>school holds a little thiny for her
>they break up
>I move on her
>we dont go out
>fucking whore
>move on to the lovely kate
ok im done I skipped over allot of fun stuff but you get it
>>703427145
>>703427238
goodnigh buddy
>>703427234
not my problem you dont have to believe me back to fallouting
>>703427234
because the fox is senpai
>pomf
>>703427353
I'm sorry~ You're the cutest thing ever
>>703427256
>>we dont go out
>>fucking whore
kek
Was it worth it?
>>703427557
Why would you waifu a rooster teeth animation?
claimed
hello everyone@! How's Tonight Going?
>>703427353
hi gardy
>>703427512
What would happen if one of us would be pregs?
or didn't you plan for that
>>703427557
d'awww
>>703427904
hallo le shino baybee
lol no one even gave a shit about this story not even a meme it will be lost to the thread
>>703427673
It felt amazing the espionage and backstabbery was worth it
>>703427715
Why wouldn't I?
>>703427995
If you're stories are true, it's no wonder you don't have anyone, you put all your effort into ruining lives
nobody wants to be part of that
>>703421847
Yummy feet
Beep boop
>>703428483
>you're
>not your
BRB sudoku-ing
>Ran-sama
>>703428582
boop bop boobeeboop wirrrrrrr bleep
>>703428483
its a strange thrill I cant explain I feel sneaky and in control.
>to this day he thinks im his friend he never found out
>>703428780
Boop bop bee boop
>>703428934
Be a politician
get money
get whores
get coke
die in a blaze of glory
>Ran-sama
>>703428039
Because they first episode is gay
When the bad guy fired the crystal it should've nearly killed her. It would make it far more interesting. Instead of the HP rip off girl coming in and blocking it she should've found an unconcious version of Red
Finally watched Star Wars VII tonight. Got my family in on this and we're debating stuff like Rey's origins and Finn's ability to use the lightsaber.
>>703427904
Hey Shino.
Drunks can be tiresome.
>>703429125
Ill do tha sounds like a great idea. not to sound like more of an attention whore, but im very proud of that story. can someone save it for me
>>703429295
My parents probably know this feel
>>703429230
Also because of the gaping size of Ruby's jaw
She ate a hand-sized cookie in a single bite, no chewing, she just swallows it
>>703429534
*maw
>>703429269
what's good.
Seems i broke Mugi
Oh well, it can't be helped
>>703429295
Your not the only one. My friend is trying to get me to pick him up from the bar.
>>703429669
no i was watching RWBY. its hilarious how Ruby eats cookies without chewing.
>>703421869
holy shit
>>703429601
Nothing
>>703429476
Got to sleep lil ship
>>703428780
<3
>>703429230
>>703429534
Well idk, I like the character. I think she's cute. Whether the show is good or not, I don't really care about (although I found the show to be a nice watch)
Also, maybe no chewing, just swallowing, is something I'd prefer~
>>703429876
Also Ruby is a fucking sperglord
>>703429822
eh, the animation gets better
the only thing RT animated before that was some scenes in RvB and those were mostly action
they aren't exactly Disney
shes why im alive
>tfw you waste your time telling a crowning moment and no one gives a shit
>>703430096
Maybe she should be why you kill yourself
>>703430080
It reminded me of a movie where this couple invites the neighbours kid ovet for dinner and he swallows a burger in one bite
>>703430309
quit being an attention whore
>>703430054
If that's your opinion, then that's fine
I find that cute though
>>703430309
Would you feel better, if someone told you to kill yourself?
Can I still claim best mainstream waifu?
>>703430054
u blody whut mat8/?//ad?
>>703430434
She spergs out when the headmaster guy asks about Crow. I just hope she redeems herself.
>>703430309
Welcome to /b/
there are more important things, like arguing whether a girl can have a penis or not
>>703430426
the fights are pretty good though
>>703430616
>seasonal
FTFY
>>703430426
yeah sorry ill stop will you talk to me?
>>703430483
no I just wanted a little feedback im still very proud of this story
>>703430709
yeah now I am acting like a shitposter ill stop
>>703430709
I don't know what that means.
>>703429476
Damn drunks.
How're you doing, DM?
>>703429803
Yeah. Saturday night is weird sometimes.
![58913358_p0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HfXaI7V.jpg "58913358_p0[1].png")
I'm tiiiired, how do I stay awake?
>>703430683
Sadly she doesn't have many fighting scenes until season 3, but she does redeem herself and grows more mature as the show goes on.
tbh, most characters are kinda meh first season. But both season 2 and 3 are cool. 3 is by far the best though
>>703430911
You talk to me~?
>>703430709
And the theme song is okay
>pomf
>>703429859
You're not my real mom ;-;
>>703430862
I know right, gate them all
Was just about to go sleep, just wanted to say hi
>>703430801
>no
Good. In that case: kill yourself, you autist
Claimed.
>>703430965
That might be a solution~
Noodle claimed faggots.
>>703430852
It means everyone will forget Rem a month after the anime is over
>>703430970
I like the music, i'll listen to it from time to time
>snacks
You can't lure me in like that
>>703431087
Ahh alright. Good night then drunk boat.
>>703430862
Yep. Why im sitting my happy ass in the house.
>>703431087
Did I wake you when I got out of bed? You should head back to sleep~
>>703430911
gardy bb
911 on 11/9
Sarisa claimed.
>>703431140
Hello there. Same Yui I chatted with about music last week?
Someone say nice things to me pls
>>703429837
why are you sad.
>>703431354
>9/11
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!
>>703431368
Nope, the OG one.
>>703431167
So, we going to erp or what?
>>703431736
>gardevoir walks into the room
>>703431621
Hehe, oh my! ^^;
How's the weather?
>Nervous laugh
>>703432013
>>703431736
Haha, fuck off.
Its my birthday
>>703431736
>>703432013
what the fuck is this
>>703432139
r00d
>>703432013
I throw master ball
>>703432209
happy birthday kurome
Back off, she's mine.
>>703432139
hey
>>703431400
nice things to me please
>>703431197
i got something better than snacks that you can eat~
>>703432316
>I hop in front of the masterball
>>703432316
The Pokémon is already owned by another trainer, Masterball cannot be used.
it's 9/11.....:C
>>703420775
fuck you. You cant claim Tali.
>>703432569
Its 11/9 you olive nigger
>>703420775
>that tiny pathetic image
Have the original, you fool
>>703432738
Are you on 4chan.co.uk?
No? Then shut the fuck up.
>>703432209
Happy Birthday!!!!
>>703432475
I throw the Mugi in the river
>>703432520
Ok, I use a Snag Ball
>>703432829
When I first heard her name, i though she was a porn actress
>Ran-sama
>>703432829
Would still pound her fine ass.
>>703432316
r o o d
>>703432475
Thank you for protecting me!
>>703432839
>i swim up and pull you into the river
meanie!
>i jump in front of the snag ball
>>703432839
Wow rude
>>703433101
>>703433101
>>703433101
I screwed up the OP though ...
>>703432013
>Ruby walks off the room
>>703432139
Rood
>>703432261
Who knows?
>>703432316
Rood
>Roodby
>>703432930
>wanting to fuck a three-D
