>>703420775 Waifu claiming thread--Not Kyobot Edition
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>>703420775
Waifu claiming thread--Not Kyobot Edition
>Claime you're waifu
>Deprecate other waifus
>There are a lot of other rules
Ohayou! Work cancelled again today and tomorrow! Free time!
mine
>>703433220
don't you talk shit about German tanks
respect the erp edition
>>703433364
ERP belongs on >>>/trash/erp
>>703433364
>A wild nine-tails appears
>>703433453
thought you left how yah doin totottotomko
>>703433240
Every time I see "Ruby" ...
>>703433540
Oldfox! Hi!
Claim
>>703433637
>>703433362
How much slavshit has your Panther crushed today?
>>703433453
Oh come now, ERP is healthy upon occasion :^)
>>703433540
Hey there nine-tails
>>703433697
Nice feet
>>703433101
you seem to need help with the rules
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703420775
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>703433697
nice feet
>>703433240
Craterface
>>703433540
>throws master ball at ninetails
>>703433364
>sits down next to garde
>>703433935
not in my rules
>shino walks into the room
>>703433935
That's how we get thread to move to /trash/
>>703433983
Rules are just an extension of the patriarchy. You will wake up one day.
>>703433831
Ruby a cute, though it's a little disconcerting she's like 14.
>Age of consent in Japan is 13
>>703433983
To be fair, last thread didn't have anything for me to copy the pasta from.
>>703434174
I'm already woke. Cept I'm part of the patriarchy. Status quo.
>>703432839
Snagball is legal, you may proceed.
>>703433983
>no ERP
BOOOOOOOOO sacho! you're the fun police >:^(
>>703434134
E
R
P
with me smuggo :^)
>>703434117
>holds hands
>>703434131
Come sit down with me shino!
>>703433935
How goes it Mr. Gardevoir?
>>703434032
>Nine-tails is owned by Yukari
>>703434131
There's a candle and furnace, what do you light first?
Claiming Felix
>>703434174
Oh sorry I forgot to check my elitism
>>703434131
>walks over to shino
>>703434350
>kisses gardes hand
>>703434350
Are you Stocking in disguise?
>>703433697
I don't like these feet.
>>703434359
>a wild Nine-tails appear
>Nine-tails is owned by Yukari
i'm genuinely confused
>>703434350
>>703434032
Hey, hey, that happened once!
>>703433935
>>703434131
>Ruby grabs some popcorn
>>703434319
She's actually 15, and she's supposed to be older now that season 4 is approaching. I believe she should be around 18 - 20 right now? Maybe
>but yeah, Ruby a cute
>>703434339
Snag ball is used, if dubs or higher, Gardevoir is caught
>Ran-sama
>>703434422
Now you're getting it!
>>703434447
>>703434600
Fun Police
>>703434447
I-is it that obvious?
>>703434647
She is super cute.
>>703434603
I want to explode with Ruby.
Its worst than when Lunch-san sneezes
>>703434619
Snag ball is used on the Nine-tails
This thread is a fine example of why these threads are shit now.
>balto unsheathes his throbbing dog cock.
>>703434422
>blushes and is embarrassed
>>703434447
(no comment)
>>703434447
tomoko?
>>703434766
Fake
Good night you filthy ERPers.
>>703434766
nice meme
>>703434779
>backs out
>>703434866
night tomokoko
>>703434730
She loves it up her tight ass, especially a surprise thrust
>>703434866
good night sweet prince
>>703434766
Pretty much
>>703435000
Lewd
>>703434836
How
>>703434926
Only of the finest quality
>>703434587
>when you have a master, but they sleep all day
>>703434753
It fails, Nine-tails escapes
>>703434350
>sits down next to gardy
>>703434359
>pulls a book of matches out and lights a candle
>>703434422
Hi sachi
>>703434603
Come here thick qt
>>703435064
you missed my story smug
>>703435093
Mugi are you blind now?!
I think I'm going to check out if this is going to be ERP.
>>703434866
Bye Tomoko.
>>703434359
Have fun getting pokeballed!
>>703435134
Does that mean Chen is wild?
Fuck I can't sleep.
>>703434619
In that case, check these digits! If dubs, they still catch Gardevoir, but if trips, catches any of the Pokemon on my team.
>>703435183
>gives shino a book
>>703435067
No Tomoko is though. She keeps sending me these risque photos
>>703435183
The room is illuminated, you see the walls are all painted black, there is still a candle and a furnace, wut do?
>>703435285
Chen is owned, but rebellious
>>703435340
I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
>>703435438
lewd
>>703435250
Sure
>>703435300
Try again
>>703435134
>uses master snag ball
>>703435244
Esdeath lewdss plox
>>703435514
Where is the Pokémaster?
>>703435541
Now you're making stuff up
>Ran-sama
>>703435537
Imma chill ITT until I get tired again ^^
>>703435482
>lights more candles.
are we playing dnd now.
>>703435572
>>703435628
I invented it at my PokéLab
>>703435183
Did you just call me thick?
>HUH
>eats popcorn
>>703435340
You won't catch my gardevoir!
>>703435619
Gardy is the best master!
>>703435701
I USE MAGIC MISSILE!
>All this ERP
Hand-kun is rolling in his grave.
>>703435772
Craterface Umaru
>>703435837
Gardevoir is a pokémon not a master
>>703435701
Room is still painted black, Your dedication is admirable
>>703435771
nope.jpg
>>703435954
is it just an empty room painted black? am i alone is ran there?
>>703435880
>All this ERP
There hasn't been any ERP
all there has been so far is normal RP
>>703435837
I use fire
>>703435880
>lighting candles
>catching pokemon
>eating pop corn
>sitting down next to gardevoir
What kind of fetishes do you have that these are erotic?
>>703435730
MOAR
>>703435244
Did i now? Something about it being a bit boring but you killed someone right?
>>703436121
There is a furnace and candles, a seemingly arranged in a circle
This is the day we've been waiting for
This is the day we open up the door
Get ready for the revolution
>>703435940
Who are you to say that?! Gardevoir is intelligent enough to be MY master :^^^)
>>703436126
I summon a mist to control the fire
>>703436249
no I didnt kill them they killed themselves kinda
>>703436307
>shino lights the furnace because the candles did nothing.
Miho claimed
>>703436249
Hello
>>703436387
no
>>703436412
I summon Gengar to go through the mist
>>703435940
EXCUSE ME?!
>>703435880
>Thinking that all of this is ERP
>eating popcorn is suddendly ERP
the virginity is strong in you
>>703436412
>intelligent
I believe you misspelled dumb :^)
>>703436498
>Ruby lights the Shino because the furnace did nothing.
>>703436498
the furnace is lit, smoke fills the room
perhaps ventilation should've been your main concern
>>703436249
Smugga.
>>703436486
>
Sweet merciful jesus
>>703436656
no one was here for it one of my crowning moments it was more about breaking a couple up through fake friendships and lies
>>703436486
Jeez. Something else about chick with a bf right?
>>703436534
Hello mimi
>>703436656
>Smugga
Want me to add that to my large list of nicknames?
>>703435514
What battle mode?
>>703435772
It depends, what are its stats, moves, etc.?
>>703436556
I send out kadabra to defeat gengar
>>703436626
not
that's
just
ROOD
>>703436984
VGC 2015 rules
>>703436626
-10hp
thick girl attack on shino
shino at 90percent
>>703436637
takes
10- damage from smoke inhalation.
shino health at 80 percent
why you guys do this?
>>703436893
How was your day?
>>703436486
>kinda
.
>catches the Ran
>>703437138
I throw snag ball
>4 hours of sleep edition
How long will my wake up shock last till I start wanting to sleep again?
>>703437248
stop it!
You're supposed to catch me! Not the stupid gardevoir!
>>703436881
That's fucking wew.
>They killed themselves kinda
So there are dead bodies? Or no.
>>703436893
Yeah!
>List
I think I saw it once before. But I didn't see Smugga so I thought I'd be original. Kek.
>>703436984
She doesn't have many stats but she can get quads in every post!
>>703437138
WAKE ME UP
>wake me up inside
>>703437207
Thick girl attack on flatchested loli*
>heals Shino and lights Gardevoir.
Plants burn better
>>703437138
Gengar uses Dark Pulse
Its super effective
Kadabra fainted
>>703437248
RIP kadabra, I run!
>>703436893
yeah I wanted her so I broke them up he got depressed started drinking gets so drunk he drinks so much him and some people drink anti freeze a girl dies
Help
I need somebody
Help
Not just anybody
Help
You know I need someone
Help!
>>703437393
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
>>703437207
Ruby is now with you,
You've seen her in the smokey room
there seems to be a faint smell of wine and perhaps Ruby is wearing strong perfume?
>>703437387
Well you're trying to catch me
>>703437446
>You can't escape this battle
>>703437763
I forfeit? :^)
>>703437634
>>703437845
You better have some poke-dollars, kiddo
>Ran-sama
>>703437660
Good song
>>703437763
Wait, what?
>>703437763
Yesss thick girl time
>>703438019
Come here qt. let me sit on your lap.
>>703437972
I don't have any money on me...
D:
>>703438019
You misspelled "trash"
>>703437845
>not using the escape move
pleb
>>703437763
you are cheating. you say that your wild and then you have a master! its not fair
>>703437972
Don't worry gardy I'll pay
Mugi is loaded with pokes
>>703437216
Boring :/
>>703437391
In case you didn't see it lol. Here
Smug
Shinoa bro
Smugs (Umi only)
Brother(Umi only)
Frenemy (rikka only)
Smugalicious (kurisu only)
Smuggles (prinz only)
Smuggy
Smugler (rei only)
Smuggette (rory only)
Senpai (moka only)
Smugglers
Bb (arby tomo only)
Lil ship (Amtsu only)
Mutha Smugga (sarisa only)
M'smugger (rory only)
Smugwing (maki only)
Warden (mizore only)
Smuglord (nico only)
Smug mug (doll only)
Thicc (renge only)
Smugsy (tristana only)
Shinoe (Uta only)
Great shinoa (hanako only)
Smugga (eru only)
>>703437452
That sounds horrible!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-wbOK6-m-0&list=PLp6erABbFtrfwaaVaJi5SepEHIMKtL9JL
>>703437138
Then I choose to leave Raticate and Delphox out of this battle. En garde!
>Sends out Glalie and Sceptile.
>>703437393
Demonstrate.
>>703438185
teleport only works in wile pokemon encounters... I'm stuck here :c
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Wont you please, please help me
>>703438174
You'll have to pay somehow...
>>703438185
>Chen pickpockets Mugi
That's what happens when you keep shiny stuff in your pocket
>>703438229
>Eru Only
>
Awesome! Quite a list though, you're popular.
>I think Galil and maybe somebody else call me Dr. Elle/ Dr. L
I still can't belived I fucking dreamed about Tats anon.
>>703438350
Not teleport, ESCAPE
You don't have an eevee?
>>703438425
>i grab chen and slap the chen then take my pokes back
>>703438229
Sounds fun.
Want to join the stream im in? We are watching Team America.
>>703438167
Come sit in my lap then Shino bb~
>>703438174
I said "song" not "gardy"
>>703438312
B-B-BUT! I eh... I can't right now, Gardy's offline!
>>703438312
>sends out kadabra and weavile
>realizes I have chikorita on my team
I'm so screwed
>>703438425
How must I repay you? :^)
>>703438589
n o p e :c
>>703438292
Sorry, forgot to comment this. It's what I was listening to since we're doing music.
>>703438425
What does a Ran do? Does it self-destruct?
>>703438425
Hey, come on, don't bring me up in this fiesta.
>>703438229
so what do you think did I inadvertently kill someone?
>>703438656
>sits in rubys lap. HNNNNNGNGGGGGGG
>>703438791
You can try all you like, but you'll never be as good as Pump-Action Penny. He directly did a kill.
>>703438656
I feel unwelcome... should I leave for a bit? Or just cut to the chase and hang myself?
>>703438862
I know Im jealous
>>703438350
>>703438312
>>703438185
>>703437845
>>703437763
>>703437446
>>703437428
>>703437393
>>703437387
>>703437248
>>703437240
>>703437207
>>703437138
>>703436984
>>703436556
>>703435771
>>703435619
>>703435541
>>703435514
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>>703435134
>>703434753
>>703434619
>>703434587
>>703434339
>>703434032
>>703438589
>>703438657
http://pokemonshowdown.com
>>703438657
Turn off the Game Boy/GBA/DS/DSi/2DS/3DS
We'll fight together. Just so happens I am a distinguished Pokémon Champion of Kanto, Hoenn, and that other noone cares about
>>703438862
>implying it was real
>>703438983
Don't worry it was fictional.
>>703438589
Chen is too fast for Mugi to catch
Maybe she should try cardio?
>>703438657
It's simple
Find Shino and Ruby, they'll likely have money, or have summoned a lovecraftian horror in the dark room
>>703438707
Probably just uses standard fire attacks
>>703438527
Mmhmm. A lot of said nicknames given to me are exclusive to said anon
>popular
Thank you. I've been told that by a few lol
I'mma call you eli
>>703438617
Tottaly fun!
I'm sorry but I'm already been asked to watch a stream with them. Fire emblem
>>703438791
Yes I did
>>703439070
>My Pikachu uses thunderwave on Chen and I take back the pokes
Now stop shoehorning
Claimu
>>703439070
OH SHITE..... Roodby, Shino!!!! I need you to bail me out!!!
>>703439041
Huzzah! We can win this together!
>>703438845
I feel you're being a bit lewd
>yes, feel the thickness
>>703438976
No >Gardy
You know how I feel about you bby~
>>703439070
I-I-I don't have money!
>>703438862
>Pump-Action Penny
KEK.
>>703439214
Wew! I'm gonna start a list.
>Fire Emblem
Das some gud shit
>>703439402
You're gonna have to pay with your body then.
When I was younger, so much younger then today
I never needed anybodies help in anyway.
>>703439214
you did!
>>703439337
HEres 5 euros, I'm not familiar with the metric system so i hope its enough.
>>703439337
you need to find the room they're in, you can go N,E,S,or W
>>703439402
better get to the lovecraftian summoning then
>Ran-sama
>>703439402
>>703439496
You're gonna have to pay with your thick body :^)
>>703439557
Thanks you for le euros baybee! I should be able to buy a potato with this.
>>703439496
I'll have to do what?! I can't do something so l-l-l-l-l-ewd!
...
>>703439690
I can't do that either!
>>703439690
I'm going to battle you!
If I win you have to leave gardy alone and preg me
If YOU win you can do whatever you want I don't care!
>>703439807
HNNNNNNGNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
what happened?
>>703438656
Oh really?
>>703438657
This is going to be a piece of cake.
>Mege evolve: Glalie.
>Sceptile uses Protect.
>M-Glalie uses Explosion.
>>703439214
Ok.
>>703439952
OOPS HEHEH I DIDN'T MEAN TO POST THAT
>>703439807
Cthulhu frowns upon your uselessness, you must now appease him
>>703439952
I refuse the battle
>>703440130
>using megas
Wow what a noob
That part of the Pokemon multiverse is terrible
>>703440211
Too bad!
>I send out Pikachu
>>703440211
>you can't refuse trainer battles
>>703440132
go on
>>703439798
I'll... eh... try? I guess~
>>703440055
D-DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYES! I feel raped...
>>703440130
Yeah, I'm sorry. I tried my best to put her back online to no avail
>>703440211
I cannot appease him and you know that
It's already 7:30 AM
I'm too tired to continue... It's time to go to sleep...
goodnight everyone!
>>703440534
I have a feeling you're going to be passed around alot here anon
Heyo
>>703439451
Go ahead dude. I love all of my given nicknames! The game sure is something. Looks fun though
>>703439555
I'm sorry dude :/
>>703440132
Might hit the bed soon
>>703440571
Goodnight
>>703440663
Its an TBS (turn based strategy) and those are my jam! Fire Emblem was my first on my GBA. It was glorious.
Avana will sing me to sleep
>>703440663
wait what is this are you saying you killed someone?
>>703440534
pics nao
>>703440571
noooooooooooo
>>703440630
hello
>>703440663
well have a good sleep
>>703440311
>Thinks Megas are bad.
>Calling people who use Megas noobs.
Why tho?
>>703440534
Well then.
>>703440571
That counts as forfeit, and I win the battle.
>Good night anyways.
>>703440630
Hanako.
>>703440880
>>703441010
Sorry~
>>703440820
I see that and I've never played th3 game before as you can see. There's a lot of games I've yet to play
>>703440859
No. Did you ever say the name of this girl? Cause the other one was Kate right?
>>703440880
Not yet but thank you lol
>>703433101
>Deprecate other waifus
WARNING: All other waifus are no longer supported in this version of Thread. Please use Ball() instead.
Cirno claimed!
Also, how'd I do? I GOT this STRONGET-Loop this morning
