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new celeb thread
Once again
>Exotic
>Pretty good singer
>Sexy as hell
>Only dates white guy
>Doesn't splerg SJW shit
>Best feets
>nice ass
Selena queen of /b/
The best type of woman celebs
>lip singers
>pussy plungers
>dragon ladies
>waif rats
>narc' orcesses
>foot toodlers
>nigger bringers
>apple splicers
>tv talk chop show girls
>tv whim whoopers
>magazine models
>weather woman
>soapers
>sports women who pass as men
>>703419809
Is that... Francesca Capaldi?
>>703420607
muh dick
What happened to /cel/? I'm assuming one of you knows.
>>703420909
She's grown up a lot. :/ She's still smokin', but damn.
>>703420909
i ain't no pedo but... muh dick bro... muh dick
>>703420582
Yes!
Let's get some breasts in this
>>703421331
lol ew
>>703421183
Also once again
Tfw white guy living in Arizona
>Find spics very annoying
>Also find spic women the hottest
>Develop fetish for spic women cuz hotter than white women
>Have spic gf
>Still want to build wall
>>703421378
What, don't like seeing an actual woman?
>>703421331
ugly thighs.
horrible hip to waist ratio
mediocre facial aesthetics
America is a joke for thinking she was anything more than a below average bar slut.
Disgusting.
>>703421627
Kim K vs Kate Upton
Who you got?
>>703421627
Post something that you like then
>tfw you will never be Selena's white slave boy who rubs her feet after every performance
>>703421956
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng..
>>703422426
not usually into redheads but dayummmm
Jenna Coleman!!! xoxo
>>703423027
Seen this anon?
>>703423304
those glasses made my dick soft again :/
>>703423380
I have now!
>>703423595
whoops, wrong pic
>>703424772
much better
HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>703426035
>>703426376
muh dickkkk
makes me glad that there are weird people like me, makes me feel less weird tbh fam
>>703426563
it's not even weird
what's weird is the people who think they can deny biology
>>703423639
wrong reaction
>>703426891
its not socially acceptable so it just turns out to be "weird"
but im starting to embrace that "weird"ness, dont really care anymore lol
>>703419440
It's no wonder women are crazy when this is every girls "dream"
Applying mascara on a bed with a huge mural of a motivational phrase about it with random excessive pillows tossed on the bed with "smile" written on them
>>703426891
If they haven't blossomed, and aren't able to procreate, and you find yourself turned on by them, I'm afraid that's biology gone wrong.
>>703427398
so are gay people biology gone wrong?
>>703427196
the more people embrace it, the more socially acceptable it'll become
>>703427398
nah
waaaayyyy too many people like this kind of thing for it to be "biology gone wrong"
>>703428809
before she became a blob :(
>>703429126
no way that's ariana
>>703429410
that's ariana
but no way >>703427985 is ariana
>>703429487
it's ariel winter you dingus
>>703419440
Dovebro!
>>703429700
i think i prefer that ariel winter then
she gained a lot of weight now
>>703430009
hence my comment about becoming a blob
>>703430304
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
my bad im just real stoned rn
moar
>>703429978
Hey Ferreirabro.
>>703429978
Quick, tell me a chill tune without singing.
>>703430557
everlong - moby
track 3 - ben harper
>>703430776
Track 3 is perfect. Thx anon.
>>703430387
What do you think those lips feel like??
>>703429700
I can't believe she literally wears VS pink lingerie on stage and that qualifies as a "costume" or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be
>>703431978
Like heaven.
>>703432548
Your dick is out for her?
Well
>>703431659
np
the moby track is actually 'everloving'
it has humming but it's not bad
T
>>703432693
Did Shia hit dat?
Y
>>703432607
Not anymore.
>>703432693
Yeh no, it's good but I prefered the other one.
>>703432832
sure hope so
>>703432966
>Not anymore.
Shit, why?
>>703423380
Need after boob job pics now
>>703432832
>>703433011
whether he did or not, i bet he wanted to
>>703433040
Came a few minutes ago.
>>703433572
In the dressing room, in her leotard?
>>703433639
You need to get someone to swallow that
>>703433663
Hell yeah ;)
>>703433663
in the conservatory with the lead pipe
>>703433931
>>703433972
What position tho?
>>703433972
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>703434029
they reenacted the video but with less clothes
>>703433751
I know..
>>703434173
Doing what? I forget
>>703434029
Missionary, with her laying on a table on the dressing room
>>703434219
Round 2?
>>703434253
then watch the video you fucking faggot
I lover her ponytail.
>>703434462
If you don't wanna lewd talk that's fine anon :(
>>703434540
Goddess
>>703434549
if you're okay with people not wanting that then stop trying to foist it onto them
>>703434308
Soon enough.
>>703434794
im in love man what the fuck
>>703434794
Maddie anon is mad.
alright maddiebro, you the man
>>703434823
What made u cum anyway?
>>703434823
>tfw no more of her in this
>>703434908
>>703434922
W-Well m-my m-mistress Jessica Alba s-surprised m-me t-tonight... She st-started t-to cry s-so I-I asked her why... She s-said she n-n-never feels m-my small w-willy and she's tried h-h-her best t-to fake it b-but she c-can't take it anymore...
>>703435002
Sad right?
>>703434992
A girl I know.
>>703434284
Wig on too?
>>703435237
oh not you again
>>703435326
Nude pics?
>>703435353
says the old pedo
>>703435344
yeah
she looks good in it :)
>>703435344
>when that lazytown gave me a wig fetish
>>703435549
So important for no cum on the costume
>>703435393
No. Face only. And body. And socks.
>>703435523
rather be a pedo than a stuttering faggot
>>703435758
You fuck her?
>>703435523
where do you think you are right now?
>>703435693
so have the cum go down her throat instead ;)
>>703435998
God, can you imaginee
>>703435929
Sadly not. Missed the opportunity
>>703436122
it would feel like heaven
i dont think i'd cum like that ever again
>>703436202
jesus whats her name again?
>>703436202
Your dick is lonely now
>>703436349
dove of course
>>703436349
Juliette.
>>703436550
True.
>>703435237
>>703435353
I-I t-told h-her I-I was v-very s-sorry she w-was stuck with th-this arrangement, h-having t-to put u-up w-with a lifetime o-of soup after h-her earlier y-years with o-other gigantic m-men and e-eating on steak... B-But there is n-nothing I-I c-could d-do about it... Two and a half inches isn't s-so bad if y-you think about it and besides I-I s-sure ain't g-gonna g-give her u-up t-to another m-man s-so she i-is stuck w-with m-me f-for the rest o-of her natural l-life...
>>703436789
When is t not lonely?
>>703436932
you know you could sell this shit much better with a more convincing character
>>703437144
What do you mean?
>>703436932
I-I-I d-don't see m-myself allowing o-other m-men t-take this b-b-beautiful creature aw-away from m-me anytime s-soon... I-I j-just h-hope she d-doesn't decide t-to leave m-me because o-of i-it...
>>703437476
You know
>>703437371
I-I d-don't know wh-who this p-person is g-g-good sir b-but I-I can assure y-you I-I'm quite satisfied w-with m-my wonderful c-celeb m-mistress...
>>703437676
When was I the last time not lonely?
>>703437532
>>703437791
I-I d-don't think p-people understand h-how great i-it is t-to have a-a t-top of the world beautiful w-wife... I-I know these t-top l-ladies a-are r-rare s-so I-I guess there i-isn't t-too many men who get them, especially f-for l-lifetime m-marriage... Well I-I can t-tell y-you it is great and a-a half...
>>703437791
don't change the subject you fucking retard
>>703436740
mb, thought it was her
>>703437987
I guess
>>703438633
>>703438634
Y-Yes s-sir, a-as y-you c-can see m-my m-mistress Kendall is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world and I-I am s-so happy t-to have h-her and her great l-love... I-I hope everyone f-finds a-a beautiful w-woman too...
>>703438703
2 months.
>>703438989
>>703438643
jj is bae
for a little while more at least
>>703438866
>>703439012
You need a little sis
>>703439081
jj will be bae until she hits 18
then we gotta find someone else
>>703439048
she lifts ?
>>703439081
tell me about it bro
>>703439238
it's ogre, have you seen her latest pics? she shot past 17 all the way to 19 sluttering
>>703437791
>>703438278
>>703439001
I-I'm s-sure s-several t-times a-a d-day I-I think ab-about m-my m-mistress and I-I always remember that sh-she i-is a-a great w-woman: i-it really i-is a-a special thing t-to have one in y-your life...
>>703439238
>>703439261
I mean, she's already lost her tweeny cuteness
but she's doing pretty well out of teen development
either she'll continue to get work and stay hot for a long time or she'll get lazy and stop being worth anything
>>703439419
How many mistresses do you fucking have?
>>703439532
i know, its sad
who will we have since JJ is almost gone?
>>703439175
Kek. I always wished for one.
But why exactly?
>>703439724
Relieve tension. Let her sleep with you and put her legs on your shoulders.
>>703439419
N-Now about m-my sm-smallish w-willy: I-I d-don't see how I-I can help h-her in th-this m-matter... L-Let's just s-say c-celeb w-woman, even the g-greatest, d-don't always g-get what they w-want in life a-as w-well... J-Just think i-if y-you were a-a r-rich, famous and b-beautiful w-woman c-celeb w-would y-you w-want t-to be st-stuck w-with someone l-like m-me?...
>>703439532
who cares tho, id still hit
>>703439815
Dam you know me well.
>>703440082
whats the youngest JJ you'd hit?
>>703439553
I-I-I have only o-one m-mistress g-good s-sir... She i-is beautiful, t-top o' th' w-world... I am one l-lucky m-man I-I can assure you...
>>703440104
How you stop parents hearing?
>>703440142
im not a "youngest" person man, im about the looks fr
>>703439703
well francesca capaldi and the ziegler sisters still have some time on the clock but I'm not even sure what shows are current right now
>>703440230
man this kids a fag, but i like the pics lmao
>>703440082
the point is that in the near future there's a good chance she won't be worth hitting any more
>>703440591
>francesca capaldi
Holy shit, muh dick. Thanks anon!
>>703440302
Hand in front of her mouth.
>>703440747
Would you go in hard or be gentle?
>>703440738
lol, what did you find?
>>703440059
>>703440609
N-Now I-I c-can assure y-you m-my C-arrow i-is d-deeply embedded in h-her f-for her t-to relinquish s-so much of h-her dreams and ambitions t-to stay o-on w-with someone l-like m-me, regular l-looking, n-not f-famous, n-not wealthy... I-I am quite a-amused b-by the p-prospect myself...
>>703440738
but she is 12 you freak
>>703440917
damn, might fap to this tbh fam
>>703440942
dont care, im only 18
>>703440847
Gentle.
Sometimes rough if I want to.
>>703440942
you say that as if it's a bad thing
>>703441095
check the top of the thread
I started out with some quality Francesca
>>703441292
I want her to be 11/12, you ok wit dat?
>>703440942
What does that mean?
>Hi, Mr. Anon. I'm here to collect a stool sample
>>703441325
O shit, I hadn't noticed. Thanks for making my dick hard.
>>703440938
I-I personally th-think i-it b-befitting s-someone s-so h-high and m-mighty sh-should b-be l-locked u-up w-with someone l-like me... Yeah f-for m-me b-but f-for h-her... Well sh-she's b-been blessed enough already a-as y-you can see: maybe th-this t-teaches h-her s-some humility... Haha...
>>703441425
You mean semen?
>>703441425
nigga wut
>>703440724
nah id hit any age
>>703441734
I don't think so
>>703441627
no probs
>>703441425
>stool
Yeah, he meant that . 4chan everyone.
>>703438643
started something wonderful
>>703441646
>>703441386
That's perfect. Yes.
imagine it, anon
>>703441909
you wouldn't hit this jordyn jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIn5ISTh3L0
>>703442343
id slap the shit out of her, but for what i meant, u right
>>703438814
All of my want
>>703441386
12-13, yeah.
>>703442192
G-Gotta grab your chance while y-you g-get i-it... I-I knew I-I h-had a-a w-way w-with w-words b-but i-it w-was t-touch and g-go f-for a-a sec there...
>>703442343
why not? she looks delectable
>>703442650
i agree but my 7 incher wouldnt fit
>>703442643
T-Took 3 of m-my b-best p-pick up l-lines j-just t-to g-get her at-attention...
>>703442650
TRnIGGERED
>>703442813
you'd be surprised
>>703442851
I don't get it
but post more francesca webms :)
>>703438643
She lives like an hour away from me
>>703443197
i would say go for a pickup line, but this is 4chan and no one has game
>>703443197
341 WHORE STREET?
>>703441909
Why is she famous anyway she didn't do anything
>>703442836
I-I was 2 seconds away from flipping i-it out and showing h-her what w-women want and wh-what I-I got...
>>703443587
she did like 4 song covers and she has a face u could splatter on
>>703443769
That w-would h-have s-sounded g-good t-telling our grand children h-how w-we first m-meet... S-Small mercies...
>>703443833
oh man she's taller than me
i hate being a manlet
Ladies and gentlemen you may now begin playing with yourself...
>>703444291
youre a little late buddy
>>703443833
Hair is covering the i on her shirt
>>703444024
dude, read it again
it doesn't say she's 5'4, it says she's 54".
That means she's 4'6.
fucking illiterate americans
>>703441386
gone?
>>703445605
ok mate
>>703420582
she looks like a ferret
reminder: gingers are self haters
>>703445617
she was the hottest thing about that show but in a vacuum she just doesn't do it for me
You stripped me nude and saw my goods; now you bastards don't care about me...
>>703442604
Fapping to the thought?
>>703439149
she should be this thin again
that i could fap to
>>703447150
No Mr Lawrence; you're stuck with her fat ass for the rest of your life now.
>>703446362
I-I asked m-my m-mistress why sh-she didn't pick another d-dude because she h-had plenty to choose from... She s-said, "It must have been the shoes I wore."... I-I so have her heart l-locked u-up...
>>703446692
Not anymore.
>>703448812
yes, moar
>>703446692
Do you know the cs I am normally in? You could join there, then we could talk.
Aaaand thread is over
>>703419194
Why? Same tired old shit, over and over and over.......
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