It's time.
No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.
>>703418645
I vape
I like memes
it's like licking a brick.
>>703418877
Are you quitting smoking or just a tool?
>>703418645
I lost my virginity to my half sister. (pic is her)
toy story 2 was ok
>>703418877
degenerate faggot
I don't care you broke your elbow
i cant wait till weed is legal and i can just go to a store instead of trying to find some scummy dealer
I'm a cynical asshole that hates everyone and everything. If I wasn't raised with Catholic guilt I would have killed myself years ago.
>>703418645
THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED WAS WHEN I WAS 7
>>703419580
I wish I could smoke weed. I have really terrible reactions to it where I feel like I'm dying and go into major panic attacks.
But Look
i got a sharpie stuck up my ass when i was 8 years old
I just turned down a my family reunion for my brother's birthday to come to the bay and drink alone. Why am I fucking like this, /b/?
>>703419865
Who put it there?
My dad molested me when i was 9 yo
19, still never kissed a girl
18, never had a relationship,
From legacy is fucking garbage, the original is best
>>703420096
*tron
Fucking autocorrect
>>703419506
Kek
i hate my current relationship and want to be single and alone for a couple of years. hookups included tho
I don't want to leave her because she's really fucking awesome and I can see it going somewhere but I'm tired of this "I've had depression my whole life" shit that came out of the blue. It sounds like a whiny bullshit cry for attention to me, fuck, I like you, we talk all the fucking time, we've just started dating, why do you need attention?
>>703418645
I am a looser
>>703418645
I jerk it to my mums friend a lot.
When I was a preteen I was walking with a friend of mine in a cemetery near our houses. I pissed on the grave of my uncle who was killed on Christmas eve in WW II. Not because i did not like him-I never met him. It was just a stupid thing to do at the time.
The older I get the more I regret it.
my parents got divorced because of me
>>703420200
only been dating this girl for six months now, she has no perception of personal space
life is an hell of endless sufering. Only death could make me happy now.
I know i shouldnt feel anything for my ex, but i cant help but feel disgusted/pissed off when i hear her name or see her face
I'm scared
I want to fuck a virgin, but Im too old to get them now. Im willing to pay a shit ton to do it.
>>703420346
Are you all living together? Or just recently moved in? I think maybe mine is pulling the sad, venting card with me because we don't live super close and she thinks anything is fair game because we're on the phone.
i take a poo in te loo
>>703420527
privileged mommies boy! If you have access to water you are not in hell. If can wake up in a bed you arent in hell. You are just a pussy
>>703420545
i'm there with you man. after our break up, she spends all her time with my friends and i'm always sitting at home alone on weekends now.
I used to fuck my cousin. I hate her to death and nothing would make me happier than to see her dead but crave her sex. She rode the best dick
I liek shitting
I don't want to be rich.
>>703419792
i used to smoke every day. took a two year break, lost all my friends, and started staying in all the time. tried to smoke alone and had a major breakdown. but i realized its because i was thinking so much that i forgot to breathe.
if you wanna enjoy the benefits of smoking find a friend (id smoke with ya) and or remember to breathe.
>>703420866
nigga im homeless
>>703420709
hell no we aren't living together, but she's hinting at the idea. even getting married. that shits too early to bring up and i'm too young to be concerned about that, 20 years to clarify. what it sounds like with you is just that she has someone to talk to and she knows you're there to "listen" so, yeah, fair game pretty much. my girl is the same way, she complains and whines and pity's herself every day about the same shit. dude, you have two choices before it gets worse: talk to her and try to take control of the situation, or let it get worse and be even more miserable.
I used to be a crackhead.
>>703420866
this is true.
>>703421043
damn son what kind of cardboard box you in that gets wifi?
>>703421379
ever heard of cyber cafes
>>703419798
This is not a reply
I wanna die, but I still don't wanna die
I want die, but not kill myself.
If I were to die, I'd like for it to happen instantly, not suffering
I know, I'm sad
>>703421043
I want photos
>>703421300
Yea 20 is way too early for that shit. Hopefully she'll trail off from those ideas if you keep avoiding the topic because that gets weird, especially if you have to bring it up to stop. I'm waiting it out, hopefully this depression thing is just pent up frustration and it'll die down after a bit, I brought it up earlier today when she called, I think she's just been alone in her apartment too long during college, she's a senior in college and I just got out of the military so it's not your typical we met in school type of thing.
>>703421617
How does he have money to pay for the cyber cafe anyway?
>>703419317
Noice
>>703421899
lol trolled XOXO
i live in a constant state of fear and misery
My gf is leaving me and she has changed so much over the course of a week and I feel like she doesnt love me anymore she used to send me texts that said " Good morning sweetheart. I love you so much, more than you ever know. You are always in my heart, always. And my words may be hard to believe in this day and age because of how often love is taken advantage of. I am adjusting myself and well- we have both been fucked over. But I want us to prove each other wrong, I want us to show each other that we MEAN what we say. I will always mean what I say because Austin I literally want my life with you. I promise to be loyal, accept you, carry your children, be your wife, treat you, and love you as long as your dumbass doesn't up and leave me. You're my soulmate and damn I got lucky, so lucky. You're such a sweetheart and we came into each others lives at the perfect moment, and for that I thank you. You're so fucking appreciated, even when I get pissed at you and say mean things, its just me being a lil grump, but i'm your lil grump. ️ I love you so much baby, you're so handsome, sweet, hilarious, you have a huge cock, what else could I ask for? (; Have a good day at school baby, I wish I could say I could please you afterwards but I started my period...I'm sorry. I hate feeling worthless like this, so please forgive me for that. I'll ttyl sunshine, I love you baby, mwah. " and now she barely talks to me and it tears me up thinking that she's going to be with another man and be his wife and bear his children and die with him and not me. I hate it. I'd take a bullet for this woman and she wont even realize that.
I've had blow jobs from a few prostitutes and I didn't pay a lot, on one occasion I gave a prostitute a gram of weed and she let me fuck her.
>>703419669
When did you find porn anon?
>>703419669
I started jacking of because of Icarly. That one ep. were Fred said he slept naked, I tried it.
>>703419792
Same, glad I can't get stoned otherwise I would be a waste of space like the rest of the hippie deadbeats that smoke that shit
>>703422097
Have you told her this? Sometimes it's literally this simple
>>703419624
We are on the same boat here...
>>703419924
You are depressed anon
>>703422314
Not yet. She wont talk to me.
>>703420237
Noice anon. Any pics?
Would you stop picking fucking Widow in attack. You are literally the fucking cancer that ruins this game. Is it too much to ask that you actually play someone who can contribute to the team? Give me a fuckig break I don't care how many headshots you get I am literally cleaning up as reaper with 30-40 elim per match while you get maybe 7 and brag about that "dope headshot you got on lucio". Please just don't SQUAD up with me anymore I don't want to play with you.
>>703420281
Kek prob for the best anon
>>703422580
Widow sucks in general. I can snipe better as Mei than most widows can in general
iv had thoughts of killing myself everyday for the past month but i wont do it as to hurt my friends or family and i just hope it will get better with time
I spent half my life being developing feels for my cousin, which ended up moving to secretly dating. Now that the relationship has crashed harder than a plane into a twin tower, I can't stand the though of facing the rest of my family. Fuck. Love.
>>703420545
I still love my ex and she still loves me but she is traumatised and feels very little sexual urge so won't get into a relationship with me because she can't satisfy my needs. And I don't want to have sex with anyone else. Fuck my life anon at least you have the choice of going out or not. I have to wait about for her to regrow a sex drive..
I'm in an abusive relationship and I know it's extremely unhealthy but I'm irrationally afraid to leave
>>703420686
Go ahead Gary Glitter
>>703422433
We all only accept, truly accept, the love we feel we deserve. I'm guessing she doesn't feel like a worthy partner right now or is feeling insecure about something. You're best chance is to compliment her, not aesthetically, and to be honest. So tell her you adore how she used to wake you up and note that you noticed it had stopped and things seem off. Don't get over clingy here but do mention you not wanting her to be with other men and that you are faithful because she's worth your time and then just sort of lean in and kiss her but not the usual man tries to eat woman as movie ends kiss and gentle soft embrace and you get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
>>703422157
No porn.
My peepee was excited and I touched it without my mommy knowing :^)
i was in an abusive relationship with a girl who threatened to kill herself if i broke up with and would call my house daily staling me
I'm going to break up with her.
And yes, I'm going to fuck the other one.
ITS PAST MIDNIGHT IN EASTERN STANDARD TIME, ITS 9/11 FUCKERS.
>>703421300
Both your girls sound like they have major self esteem issues. They need to build up some confidence /b/ros.
>>703419330
Lmao...Demetri Martin
>>703418645
Anime are NOT cartoons.
>>703418645
I'm shipping out this week and scared of my life! Hope drill instructors won't tear me to hard and I dont give up or die or something.
>>703421305
Howd you stop Biggums?
>>703423124
Kill her and claim insanity due to your father molesting you as a young child. Your family will take pity on you for what's happened and their anger will be directed at your dad instead. Get out early for good behavior and fuck your mom while your dads in prison for child molestation.
>>703418645
I fap to futa and traps and femboi's...
>>703423079
Honestly I had a friend in your shoes and I'll tell you the same thing I told him anon. Well call my buddy crispy for time being.
>crispy tells me he wants the end done with life and it's unfairness
>be 17 but know someone who's suicial from someone who's hurt
>crispy I have to ask you something since you're being so open with me
>k
>I know you say you want to die. But how long would you like to be dead
>sits stumped but slightly realizing my point
Sometimes we don't want to be gone, just to be missed so we know we meant something in the first place
You mean something anon
So don't give up you Faggot
>>703422085
Sounds like you have addiction issues. Go to meetings. They helped me quit alcohol and all my fears disappeared without me even noticing
The managers where I work fucking suck
I'm not dying, so stop acting like I am!
Im tired of not being socially active enough to pull girls. I am attractive, /fit/ and socially autistic. Fuck.
>>703418645
I'm stupid and wish i was more intelligent. I heavily envy people who are extremely smart and it eats at me every day.
i don't love her anymore but i can't leave her
>>703423739
thanks anon it well means a lot i haven't felt like i mean something in awhile and i will kep that in my mind for awhile ^_^
>>703418645
I hate those mother fucks who think 9/11 was an inside job and wish every one of them would die in the same way that those who were in the towers died. crushed into human powder.
>>703419792
You're smoking too much.
Get a one-hitter.
Weed is medicine, not a toy.
>>703418645
I'm on 4chan right now, more specifically /b/.
I act like a normal guy but I want to be a sissy trap and get used like one
I KEEP HURTING THE ONLY PEOPLE I LOVE FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ENTERTAIN ME
>>703423079
You stick it out anon, do positive things like get dressed nice every day and force yourself to go outside and talk to people. It will get better if you give it time
>>703423987
Watch documentaries. Learn about different religions and then make those who believe in a furthered notion of Santa Claus look like fucking idiots
>>703423690
Worst movie plot ever
I STILL CAN'T DO MY ABC BACKWARDS AND STILL I NEED TO SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD TO KNOW WHERE THE LETTERS ARE
3 years ago I got charged with dom. Assault.
Got depression and ptsd. Was sexual humiliated in jail by the guards.
Gained 100 pounds
No job and no friends
Meh
>>703418645
I hate liberals and fucking niggers so goddamned much.
I am a shallow tool for dumping my ex for a hotter chick. My ex was an infinitely better gf. Even though she wasnt as sexy, she was intelligent, funny, extroverted and loyal. I want her back so fucking bad.
>>703418645
I'm a Nazi
>>703424073
No problem anon just know that we all strive to feel our best but that only comes by helping another. Pass that feeling on and watch as life blooms
>>703420263
Well, no kidding.
It was stupid.
Get over it and try to be a good person.
>>703418645
I masturbate to photos of naked children.
I really regret molesting the underage girl who slept in my bed recently. She came to me because she trusted me and ahd nowhere to stay and practically as soon as she fell asleep I started groping her chest and wrapping her hand around my cock. Absolutely disgusting. I hate myself. Fairly sure I'll get over it but she has a crush on me and turns legal soon. Shit's gonna get messy.
>>703424257
Welcome to the club friend. At least we have /pol/
>>703423739
wow knowledge in b
props
>>703422575
I wish man, never took any opportunities to.
>>703423638
yes they are. By definition.you idiot.
i fear when i get to close to someone or vice versa im gonna hurt them ...i guess its the hedgehog dilemma
Fuck Rocket League. Just got murdered by some 12 year old virgin who is better than me and it hurts.
>>703424384
You suck anon
It has been so many years since I've had any meaningful female attention that I've completely lost the ability to communicate or deal with women.
I'm 26 now, and it has been ten years since I've had a girlfriend. I still have my v-card, and it looks like I'm going to be keeping it for several more years at least.
It's a good thing I take pleasure in things like reading and studying, which keep me from going off the deep end. But - that - feeling gnaws at me relentlessly.
>>703424265
Been there m8
Sadly this experience and self hate will teach you to think before acting on impulse from now on.
Still think about my ex till this day but now as a tool or outline of what I know and want in a woman
i don't love her anymore /b/ but she is been so good to me that i can't leave her
>>703423385
Stallion.
>>703424384
Gtfo Jared from subway
>>703424562
no, i don't suck, i just masturbate.
especially to 10s and under...
i sucked a dick last night and i liked it.
>>703424494
an·i·me
ˈanəˌmā/
noun
a style of Japanese film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children.
Do you see 'cartoon' in there? Cartoon !== animation either. Comics in newspapers were originally referred to as 'cartoons,' and the etymology of 'cartoons' refers to political caricatures/depictions.
>>703423690
I fucking love /b/.
>>703418645
Love how 98% of the posts in this thread are faggots crying over some bitch.
I killed a guy and got away with it because "he ran in front of my car during a stormy night and I had no time to react"
>>703424459
Thanks anon
Takes wise man to see one
How do I talk to girls?
>>703424801
Your fucking dork is showing.
>>703424384
What's your IP?
>inb4 "192.168.1.254" or "127.0.01".
>>703422085
Same b0ss
>>703424615
I didn't realize what I had until it was gone. Fuck man. I fucked up big time. Im just not sure if I'll be able to find another chick like Stephanie. That was almost 2 years ago that I broke up with her and I've been with maybe 4 other girls since. All shallow whores who will cheat at any given opportunity. I had it good.
H,
I was wrong, not only about you but about myself as well. I was foolish to think that it would work, that it could go on day by day with relative ease. I was also wrong in a sense that I could have any influence in your life, you have your mind set but sadly its one set by others and not your own. I think the term is being a sheep, or having a picket fence type of personality. Whatever really, but through this past month I have learned something that I can say that is true. In life you can't get what you want, you have to choose and settle with what comes to you. This time you chose and I had to settle, and although it sucks that it was very abrupt and out of nowhere I don't regret it one bit. Personally, if anything I am disappointed that you still haven't answered my question I asked that day, not expecting the answer anymore. Good luck to the next person, they will need it with parents like yours, and a mindset as yours too. I enjoyed the ride, i really did, i just wish that it was for a little longer. I will be here when you need help, but for now I am gonna do what I do best.
Yours,
-J
I hate my fucking life!
I want to leave my GF because I know there is no future for us, we're too different and I don't want to keep leading her on, but I don't want to be alone....
>>703424875
Go to one and say "hi"
then see what happens
literally nothing bad can happen
>>703425074
been there... I ended up leaving her
>>703424909
>dork
>on 4chan on a saturday night
>>703424581
Realize you belittled your own value down to ability to speak or breed with opposite sex. Anon, ever stopped to realize you're making yourself smarter and more ready to offer more in a relationship when the time arises. You're fucking 26 bro you will find someone and it all starts by going out. Your dream girl is probably sitting at home with that gnawing feeling too wondering if you're out there for her
>>703425057
fag
I wanna marry that girl.
It's hard right now being away but it'll work itself out.
>>703424801
>and the etymology of 'cartoons' refers to political caricatures/depictions.
>>>
No they aren't you fucking moron
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
I wish it was socially acceptable to tell someone's kid to shut the fuck up. Where I work, children are screaming all the time, and these lazy fucking dead husks of probably once vibrant women just mumble an unhappy "stop" at them, as if that is going to stop them. Every time I hear an ear fucking yowl, I get intrusive thoughts that make me say shit I don't mean under my breath, or make me want to fucking harm them. So please, parents, fucking stuff a sock in there. Make them shut up, and stop being such fucking burdens on society.
I'm a pussy. I'm working on growing a pair, but I'm a pussy
>>703425246
nigger
>>703425223
>on 4chan on sat night
>Be me, high, drunk, recording music with a fire ass woman upstairs ready to suck my dick on command.
But keep on defending Inuyasha Cumguzzler-San... Im sure it'll all work out.
i have sleep paralysis and every time it happens its the same scenario where i lie there as i get choked out and cant cry nor call out for help and im afraid to sleep sometimes
Your mother
>>703418645
I'm tired of trying, I cannot change.
>>703425582
that would turn me on so much
>>703425564
>expecting me to believe any of that
>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and everybody walk the dinosaur
>>703418645
The sight of a naked child gives me an erection.
>>703424999
And mine was Valerie from 4 years ago. Some wounds never heal but will callous over time. Allow some time with your dick dry to recollect your thoughts on what you want instead of fucking to attempt to postpone thinking about Stephanie. I'm serious anon you'll thank me later when you took the time to find the nice shy girl who's honest and isn't focused on trying to be like every other basic bitch. Your time for happiness will return but you and I each have to pay for our negative actions until the balance is reset
>>703425789
seek help?
>>703425737
Well played, Oldfag... Well played...
>>703425723
i mean yeah but not the way im being choke i feel like whatever it is is choking me with the intent to kill and watch me suffer as i cant do anything to stop it
>>703425900
I don't love you any more
>>703426030
Nail a fedora over your bed like a dream catcher
>>703426030
Use your imagination anon, rape is hot.
>>703426081
Did we just become best friends, Anon?
>>703426197
i cant if im hallucinating its my imagination already
>>703426259
Let's just say
>we're not enemies
>>703425737
You're doing it wrong.
It's supposed to be a really long post, usually a creepypasta type thing, that will trigger the "comment too long, click here to view" but with the last words visible being "open the door" so all clicking the "click here" reveals is "get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur".
Kids these days...
why the fuck ppl are weirded out by porn its just porn
>>703426398
Don't get cringey on me now... Anon, I was just starting to like you, dude...
>>703425852
>but you and I each have to pay for our negative actions until the balance is reset
True that man. Its funny you mentioned the thing about staying away from women for a while. I kinda decided to step back maybe a month ago or so. Having some me time has allowed me to think more about my actions. I know I will not make the same mistakes again. I just wish it was easier to find someone like her. I remember when I was breaking up with her I rationalized to myself that it wouldnt be difficult to find someone like her. Wrong. Its been a nightmare. That being said I will definitely chill for a while. Hopefully someone will come along who can help fill that emptiness in my life. Good luck anon and thanks for the advice.
>>703426428
I get what you're saying, but seriously...Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest?
>>703426558
Everyone hates me after a while.
I'm a sociopath and probably incapable of loving anyone. I'm not bummed out about this because being love doesn't sound like a picnic 99% of the time- but I am curious. What does love feel like?
When I was 17 my bf threw a house party when his parents went on vacation. He broke up with me after making out with another girl at the party. He broke up with my while I was at the party I helped set up. I was pissed and drunk so I went upstairs to his 12 year old brothers room. It was locked so I knocked on his door and said my name. Since he knew me he opened up and asked what I needed. I pushed my way into his room and locked the door. I unhooked my bra and pulled it out from under my shirt and tossed it at him. To my surprise he looked absolutely terrified. I told him not to worry that his brother broke up with me. I say on his bed and motion for him to sit by me. I ask if he's ever seen s naked girl. His response was cute he said only on TV and online. I picked up his hand and put it under my shirt on my tummy. I said so then you've never touched... I trailed off on purpose and put his hand on my boob. He gulped like three times while feeling me up. I decided I was gonna get revenge by having dex with his little brother. I was a virgin at the time I only gave head and hand jobs and my ex that just dumped me had been trying real hard to get in my pants. I wasn't goin to lose it till college but I was mad and drunk wand wanted to hurt him. So I pushed him on the bed and pulled off his clothes I took mine off right after and load next to him. I told him to get on top of me. He did but then he just stayed there like that frozen like he didn't know what to do. I reached in between us and guided him into me. He wasn't very big but it stung for first few moments. Being drunk helped I think. I didn't think about condoms and I let him cum inside me. After he was done I got dressed in the bathroom in his room and took a pic of my pussy fresh with cum. I cleaned up and left. When I got home I sent the pic to my ex saying its your little brothers sperm. He got to fuck me and you never will. He didn't respond until the next day cuz I guess he was busy. But he raged.
>>703426428
Dont fucking tell him, he was doing good
>>703426607
And the autism intensifies... Dude, watch a little "simple pickup" on youtube, then hmu when you get a little less.... uh... fedora.... I got music to make.
PEACE NIGGERS!
my brother in law convinced one of my new coworkers to give my phone number to one of her friends. At first I was hoping they'd forget and I'd never have to deal with it. Well I talked to her a bit just to appease them. Then this week my BIL and the coworker want me to take her out. Now i get these texts about when am I taking her out to dinner. So obviously one of those 2 told her I was going to take her out.
I'm not at a place in life where I'm interested in dating, and these people can't comprehend that idea. It just pisses me off that they think they can run my life this way.
>>703419317
Me too
>>703419792
Just some good shit man.
>>703426682
Hey anon, It is possible for a diagnosed narsistic sociopath to have a loving relationship. I have been in a relationship with one for three years. My advice to you is if you get attached in a relationship don't overwhelm them, you will get possessive as fuck. It is more than likely you will fall for someone overly empathetic, so be careful how you say things.
I'm finding real women less and less attractive.
>>703426574
You never will find someone like her and I won't either. They are the one's that got away anon or in our case were let go. But like I said that experience will only make you appreciate what comes next for real this time. Good luck to you to and always stay humble. This last part is to all of you any of you reading really. WE ARE ALL FUCKED UP IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER. Some of us from others and some from what we've done to others. This world is hard to live in but easy to fuck up in. We must be grateful to have this as our outlet so we can call each other fags, cunts, and pussies and to also lift one another up at other times. This piece of shit board keeps us from murdering raping and hurting others so let us use it well
>>703424581
Bro. Keep reading. When I turned 28, I was astonished at who I started attracting.
>>703418645
I would have sex with someone under 18 if i could get away with it legally
>>703426682
Think of how your life would feel without your voice in your head. That inner voice. It's always been there and when no one else cares or helped you in your darkest that very voice kept you going. Now imagine never hearing it again. That is love. Love of self. Now imagine that voice or feeling coming from someone else. There you go
>>703418645
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DIDNT SHE CHOOSE ME? HES A PIECE OF SHIT THAT RUNS OFF FOR 9 MONTHS OF THE YEAR AND SHE STILL STAYS WITH HIM!
I COULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT MAN FOR HER!
I DESERVED HER!
I'm stalking my crush via facebook. I feel bad about it because I knew her brother, who killed himself a while back, but it's really hard to just stop. Pic is her.
>>703428173
Thanks bro- will watch what I say in the future
>>703428659
Omg
>>703428670
Cause he's a marine and you're a fedora wearing Hilary voter
>>703419798
I have immunity, so fuck you
>>703419798
Rolling dubs
>>703429100
Right back at you for those dubs
I used to crossdress/doll myself up and have lezzie strapon sex with my Italo-Slavic fiance. Then I started antidepressants to control my anger problems and my female alter-ego just kinda died. I grew my facial hair out, started lifting, came into my own with being a man, but I still sometimes miss the Other. Sometimes I still think she's in there somewhere, silent, watching happily. At least I hope so.
>>703424115
wow. I relate
I took MDMA for the first time 2 nights ago and i was fine on the night and it was great. Yesterday i felt flat and just felt like a hangover. Today I'm more alert and normal but extremely anxious. I want to smoke some weed to calm me for the moment but i can tell when it starts wearing off i'll start to feel super anxious again. Anyone can relate?
>>703429155
BULLSHIT, ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND NIGGER!
THE CUCK SHES DATING COULDNT POSSIBLY BE MORE LIBERAL
>>703429396
You're welcome
First gf at 16.
Treated her well, feelings were real.
She died; mugged while I'm visiting other family out of state.
Treated every other girl since her (until the latest) poorly, as if they were just there to curb my loneliness.
I was always the one to break it off with them.
Fall for latest. Feelings are real, again.
We're both a bit fucked in the head a little.
My issues are more anger while hers are anxiety, etc.
I treat her well.
I basically drop everything to support her; social life, career, physical fitness. My status in all these plummet.
She makes more breakthroughs because of me in four years than her lifetime in counseling.
She starts treating her body better, goes out more, gets a job, studies, the whole nine.
Suddenly she's lost interest in me.
It hits me hard and I stop talking to her for a couple months.
It's difficult but I try to be her friend again.
We're friends and then best friends for another two years.
We're practically dating again just without the sex.
Out of the blue, she tells me she's been seeing some other guy for the past two weeks.
I freak out at how fucked the situation is, letting me get so close again while she's been seeing someone new.
She honestly believed I would just be happy for her and everything would be status quo.
That she'd still get to keep me up all night just talking or playing games and generally spending so much time together while she's seeing someone.
She doesn't understand why I'm annoyed.
>>703429838
The fucking cuck I am because I still felt for this girl, I take another couple months break from her shit just to come back and try to be friends again.
She gives zero fucks.
Find out they split not a few months in.
This amuses me but I'm still pissed about the whole thing to begin with.
She tries to give me some sob story that their breakup hurts and she doesn't want to talk about it.
I try not to be too petty so I drop it.
We used to talk and/or play games together every night.
I start putting less and less effort into our friendship.
I realize I'm the only one who ever does.
The only one who ever did.
She never fucking tried.
If push ever came to shove, she bitched the fuck out.
It took me six years to realize that, through all her bullshit fake-ass tears, she never gave a damn about anyone but herself.
And now I'm bitter as fuck.
>>703429664
Is he a cuck? Because if he's a cuck, score some revengeance.
im a failure at life and i need someone to pucnh me
we should have more dino fite threads
>>703418645
the woman i love is too young to be acceptable, she doesn't know and thanks to her family i haven't spoken to her in almost a year
I wanna go home. But I've signed my life away to this damned country but I can't do it. I want MY life back
>>703430126
context plz
>>703418645
I collect tasteful nude images of children.
Once I watched a little girl undress and masturbated to the image later
I am in a polygamous relationship where I am actually just a third wheel that the 2 other people don't actually pay attention to, they just come to me when there's drama between both of them. I haven't been alone in 3 years... I don't know if I have to courage to go, but I can't stay for much longer.
tired of post or ur mom dies
dick rate threads r fuckin gay n lame
cock tributes r lame n gay
>>703430254
Active duty army, and I'm tired of it. I want to go back to my life before all of this. I was content.
>>703418645
I tend to detach myself whenever I'm defensive
I'll become a near sociopath and I'm vindictive and destructive and it scares me
I don't know how much more I can take I want to die
Something is seriously fucked in my head and I probably sound like I belong on tumblr
Dying would solve so much
>>703429563
It was an escape from reality, I do that shit too man.
I have vast, complex fantasies (not just sexual) that I usually spend at least 1-2 hours a day in and if I don't do this I get anxiety and generally feel on edge.
>>703418645
i want to be an actor and be fucking rich and tell everyone about my liberal opinion
>>703418645
I have pissed on the grave of a dead classmate because I thought he was an asshole in high school
>>703429914
upwards of 40,000 people in most towns
Upwards of 40 towns or small villages in each state
50 states
Obsessed with one bitch who's married and mad when she denies you for her own husband
>inb4 sorry m8 you're right I'm fuckin autist
I regret getting married
Today was a family day and we spent the day playing soccer in the rain. at the end, we were all going inside to dry off, and my sister-in-law and her husband went outside and away from sight (she gave him a blowjob).
I secretly wanted to go out there and have her blow me too.
>>703429885
Not everyone is that narcissistic, you'll sweeten eventually
>>703430353
Don't know if male or female but doesn't matter grow a fucking sack
Sometimes we don't feel valued or loved but that's hard enough with one significant other and you're most a therapist to these cucks anyways so remove yourself from the failing equation and start to look for a real worthy partner
My daily fantasy is of life without you. We've been together long enough you should want to work and help with bills and needs. You could do it while we were apart so why can't you when I need you? I'm saving money to rebuild a building I bought and once it's finished I'm moving it onto my family's land to live alone. You only have a year at best to get your act straight and do something with yourself. And the worst part is I can't even man up and tell you to your face, so you have no warning that anything's even wrong.
So i have a female roomate whos' lived with me for over a year now. 7/10 ass butterface, with the build and tit size of a 14yo boy
would not hit ( unless somehow drunk hatefuck was to happen)
she lives like a pig, favorite animal is a pig, he current and very first boyfriend is a pig farmer... the irony..
she was a complete hopeless 24yo virgin up untill a couple months ago.
anyhow, even tho i do all the housekeeping and dishes, cover the gas and electric,and lots of little things here and there just to keep living with her tolerable, she in typical female fashion picks out any little flaw or mistake she finds and makes commands at me like its her privilege to make demands of a cock strong 27yo independent military veteran who has no more fucks to give.
> its cool, im a laid back guy, you go ahead and freak out like its a jerry springer episode like the uneducated wannabe country fag you are over the fact i left a candle burning on the stove top to cover up the smell of your stank ass while i took a nap nearby in my chair after a 14hr workday like ITS THE KEY TO THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE...
cuz for the past year, every time she does this i fap into something she uses..
>mouthwash
full of my cum
>bodywash
full of my cum
>fabric softener
some of my cum
>mayonnaise
my fucking cum
so i dont care anymore if she bitches, because every time i think about how shes lived covered in and full of my cum, i cant help but smile...
Call me the D
>>703424801
anime is cartoon you fucking beta perma virgin faggot get out your mom's fucking basement and do something other than being a disappointment to your friends and family ya cuck
>>703430464
Solve so much for who?
Inb4 me or everyone
Start addressing the problems you can clearly see you don't want and you'll slowly start feeling less sorry for yourself
>>703430622
Did he died
>>703418645
i still miss you and its already been 6 years since i last saw you
>>703429985
If you're in Louisiana I'll be happy to oblige. Preferably while HEMA sparring but I'll take what I can get.
Also, plenty of my family members whom I love very much are complete and abject fucking failures, so you're in good company bud.
kick her to the curb?
I don't know how to have fun. It seems to come naturally to others, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me
Tired, but if I sleep it feels like time goes to waste.
Don't want it to be tomorrow just yet
tried sticking a camera in the bathroom vent to see my sisters tits
>never saw them
>fuck
>>703431231
Twin towers?
Do the fucking dishes dude, you've been home all day while I've been at work. Wtf did you do for 6 hours?
>>703431409
The best rush I've ever had sexually is from secretly watching a cousin undress.
>>703431739
same, she caught me masturbating and forced me to keep going in front of her or she'd tell my dad... we were 12, and both girls
>>703418645
I am still coming to terms with the fact that I am noticeably balding at 25, and that I am a pale skinny white guy who has social anxiety and doesn't want to hang out with people with whom I used to be friends. I dislike eating, and often only eat one meal a day. I have a drinking problem that is on the cusp of becoming severe. I work a normal job from 9-6, but every hour away from the job I stay inside and play video games, drink, and fap. I keep telling myself to get to bed early, but I always end up going to sleep around 2 in the morning. I often want to stay up later than that though, because I desperately just want the night to continue forever instead of waking up alone, tired, and looking weaker than I did the previous day. There, I've said it.
>>703423936
$2000 surgery is all you need and i bet you have that money already
>>703429885
Given how I treated the women between my first and last, I know I fucking deserve it. I just hate when people refuse to admit their own faults.
She deflects blame and reflection by saturating her life with motivational quotes and feelgood, supportive music.
Her social media, her music playlists, she favorites websites that are basically just feelgood saccharine shit.
I'm more mad that she's refusing to accept any responsibility for her shitty treatment of people she's supposedly close to than anything else.
The fact that she honestly does not comprehend the idea that she's doing something wrong and its fucking people up.
>be baby sitting my 11 yr old cousin
>she's got a round plump as clearly over developed for her age
>but she's still a kid so she always wants to sit in my lap and cuddle when I watch her for the night
>obviously my manhood would react even if I felt guilty
>but I got used to poking inbetween her cheeks after a few weeks i even began to enjoy it
>mfw last night before she left she kissed me on the cheek and whispered into my ear
>mfw "anon for 50$ i can do more than just sit on your boners"
Is she just fucking with me?
Is this a honey pot ?
I have to baby sit her next weekend and I'm scared
I still fap to the ~17 year old cd full of porn
>>703432217
Matt?
I feel fucking empty. It just seems like there's nothing in my life.
>>703432217
Shave your head and stick with it. Either that or shell out money for some stupid "fix" that will probably be either temporary, obvious or humiliating when someone does find out.
>>703418645
I'm dirty dan
>>703432501
The fact that you actually considered this is fucking sick.
>>703424265
looks fade and can be bought, personality is gold
>>703432600
Nope.
>>703432776
Have to start eating regularly and exercising if I'm going to shave my head, or else I will look like a cancer patient. But that is my plan for the next year.
im really depressed i want to die but i just cant do it
>>703418645
thank you all
>>703418645
i love the sight of a naked child
doesn't matter if it is a boy or a girl
>>703431267
I used to live in Southern Louisiana. Moved to Florida. Got a buddy in Illinois who's into HEMA type combat. Armored, iirc.
>>703420897
Jon?
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>>703433207
I had sex with my sister when i was 7
I'm in love with you
I have had ED my entire life, and I'm falling for a girl for the first time in 7 years. I know I can't be with her and if I was I'd end up cucked. I'm going to get wasted, as I always do, to forget these problems exist.
I have a thing for Mexican girls. I've dated a few.
>>703433365
i had sex with your sister when you were 8
>>703433034
Good luck.
>>703423739
Well played
>>703433485
Date her for the emotonal part and then when it comes for the sex part let a real man fuck her into ecstacy
Thank you 4chan, thank you all shit people.
Without 4 i'd be just a lonely tinfoil surrounded by shadows and strange parents, but i think this board in some way has much to give to its users, way more than instruction does. 4 does not give you answers you gotta find them, thats why you gotta be smart, wake up.
Well thanks. Cool neet community after all.
Ive seen cp and I regret it.
>>703433635
I had sex with you when your sister was 8
>>703433789
I rather be alone than to be that guy living that life.
Dying slowly from a 1 in a million cancer. Everyday is never ending pain. I have children and cant just eat a bullet. Not scared of dying just of them forgetting me
I REALLY want to eat a girls ass out. And anal. I'm completely straight but I think I'm turned on more by a girl's asshole than her pussy
>>703433966
>Ive seen cp and I regret it.
Not me.
In fact I masturbated to all of it.
Fucked up trying to move on from a girl so I'm with someone else now but I can only think of HER.
I want to kill people because I'm lonely and sad.
>>703434062
i had 8 with a sex when you was your sister
>>703434062
I'm your sister.
For the first time in many years, a girl is interested in me and is doing her damnedest to try to get something romantic going with me. The only problem is that she is ugly as hell, and not my type. What do I do?
>>703434330
I was Bruce Willis the entire time.
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
I really want to fuck my sister but my parents are always home
>>703434440
Honestly, your parents being home is not the limiting factor in that scenario
>>703434114
you will be dead, so you won't have to worry about it...
>>703418645
I'm not sure how I feel about her, and how I lost my virginity to her.
Also I am very psychologically damaged.
>>703434132
Eat that ass most will get off on it. Ive never had a girl complain. One even returned the favor.
>>703434547
Did you shoot poop juice on her tongue? I've had mixed results with this tactic
My girlfriend never gives me any space. I am the kind of person who wants my time at home to be 80-90% my time, but she lives with me and constantly wants to talk to me / stare at me if i use my phone / computer. It makes me very uncomfortable
>>703434521
Never knew my dad it kinda fucked me up. I don't want the same for them. And their whore mom replace me inside of six months.
I hate fucking psychiatry. I hate it. I've been on three different medications and all of them make me stupid, slow, and unfocused, with no discernible benefit to my abomination of a brain. He just sits and stares at me, all fucking calm, I hate him, I hate him so much. I actually want to kill myself and write a letter blaming him for it so he loses his license, I hate him so much. He doesn't give a fuck about me, clearly, pushing pills down my throat and never fucking talking to me for more than 15 minutes.
All psychiatrists suck and everything sucks. I'm never filling another prescription, if I succeed, it's all me, if I lose, it's all me. No fucking in-between, I don't give a fuck what it takes. No more chemicals.
Alright, I've posted about every week in a ton of threads but I'll do it again.
I hate myself so much that the best feeling I've ever felt is becoming completely numb (what I imagine being close to death or dead is like) I wish I would just die because everyone obviously hates me even though that's not true. I've never had a girlfriend because I don't want one but I do also and relationships freak me out and people freak me out and being social freaks me out. I've liked a few girls but 1st didn't like me much (but said yes to go to prom and then she complained the whole time she wasn't a single goer like her friends) 2nd I liked but she got a (much better looking and acting person then me tbph) and the 3rd is way to old for me and married. I want to be creative but depression and some other unidentified conditions (possibly bipolar disorder) keep me from doing so and I can't seem to form good habits no matter how hard I try. I want to be edgy but I know that's childish but idk anymore. My mom's dead and that fucked me up a lot and now death seems so close and it strangles every person. I'm always worried about everything and what people think and am I doing a good job and is the world okay? But I don't know. And I can't know, and being human sucks because we have these dumb thoughts. Why can't I be a dog with no cognition. No thought of free will. Just a state of being
>>703434506
It is.
>>703434644
No i pissed in her mouth once but i got the public pee syndrom so it was more work than it was worth.
I get off on the idea of an incestuous relationship with a sister I don't have.
I have sisters but they're both god-awful ugly cunts.
Voyeur/Pics you shouldn't share threads really do it for me.
I think im falling in love with my boss, Jen. Sheś married, but I want to put a baby in her.
>>703434751
i can relate
>>703434748
I did it /b/ and I understand that shit. I am a schizo living off my meds and I told myself I rather die that take another pill -
after 3 years of BS. Completely feel you.. I've been off my meds successfully for 2 years without a psychotic break.
>>703434837
Alright Mr. Incest it's time to pull a Batman and fucking murder your parents so you can post some sister nudes you acoustic nigger
>>703434921
Funny story. I like the idea of fucking my brother, it gets me all hot and bothered. It helps that I'm relatively attractive, I think we'd make a good match. Of course he's normal and shit...buzzkill.
Just found out Iron Man Tony Stark is being replaced by a little black girl
Realize Marvel is sucking minority cocks
Now I'm writing a script for The Dr Martin Luther King story starring Ellen Degeneris(sp) as MLK...
...Marvel should like it
>>703419798
Didn't even look at it, try creating new stuf, I've seen this like 5 times already
>>703434547
Fuck that I'll stick to just eating hers xD problem is I had a girlfriend for 1.5 years that I was planning on doing anal with, she was even kinda excited for it, but we broke up 2 weeks ago, so I have no booty :( I've "accidentally" licked her ass while eating her out a couple times though
>>703434976
Trust me you don't want to put a baby in Jen. Last thing she put up there was my gerbil and I haven't seen my little Hamtaro in months
>>703434751
Trying to imagine death is like trying to will your eyes to see the 5th dimension.
You can't imagine death because your dead brain can't process the experience. Even while you're unconscious, or "numb" as you might call it, your brain is still processing information.
FAAAAAKKK
Those liking to fuck a Virgin not even ever FUCKED Go kieel yoeerselv scum get a reel lad and fuck like a plumbing systemz
>>703435660
you fucking tell that to Mario you piece of shit that Italian plumber has not gotten laid in decades
>>703435207
Here's a pic of her. But it's not a nude
>>703435660
I think you're trying to communicate a meaning, but I suppose you could be randomly throwing words together
>>703435576
Yeah but that's the closest you can get it seems and it's blissfull. There's nothing to know, nobody to be, you are as close to nothing as a human can get; and it's amazing.
stupid ass chink thinking he's cool and that he can control shit.
>>703435510
Sorry for your loss bro. Plenty more nice booties need licked. Remember god wills it
little fucking penis chink and his nigger friend that looks like a black tumor with pubes
I've pushed every girl away for the passed year. I just master bated. I'm so lonely but feel like I have to keep doing this so I can figure somthing out
>>703435930
Thanks man, I'm keeping that in-mind, God's got a better option for me out there somewhere.
>>703434748
You get what you give. He's sitting there, staring at you, because he's analyzing you. If you don't communicate, even non-verbally, there's no new information for him to adjust to. Stop thinking he's fucking omniscient and give him something to work with, you fucking retard.
>>703435214
You could try some super off-the-wall psychology shit. Is he already fairly popular with other attractive women?
>>703436085
He doesn't WANT to fucking listen to me. He wants to hear whatever it will take to give me pills and get me the fuck out of his office. He's said to me, twenty minutes in, "we're running a bit long, here's a prescription." He doesn't give a fuck. Why should he? Furthermore, why should I?
I hate working with a rude, uncultured landwhale like you. You should do the world a favor and blow your own brains out at work, where I can watch.
I'm too nice a guy. Maybe if a new thread starts up I'll share more.
FAAAAAKKK
MORIO only fucks aged women and it's the best at his job!
>>703435781
She looks coked out. Is that why your parents are the only obstacle?
>>703434655
why are you together in the first place, then? seems like you're forgetting that
dunno much about relationships, but I feel like that's an important question
Jumping off my last post. I am also into the idea of an incestuous relationship. I am attracted to cousins, aunts, my mom (if she was still alive) sisters, whoever. I even taught my younger cousin when we were kids about mistletoe so I could get the chance to kiss her (we did but just a peck) I feel like nothing can bring a family closer than incest and I find it incredible. Of course my entire family is normal so that's not gonna happen. I still oogle my family members whenever I get the chance though
>>703436672
No. She was laughing.
Here's another that makes me hard
