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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practicing black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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stop reposting this it wasn't even amusing the first time
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I WANT A BOYFRIEND THAT LUVS ME
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rollin
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>>703406425
end my suffering check em :l
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sure. roll
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>>703406425
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>>703406425
cmon mama
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lol ok
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>>703406425
yeah fuck it, whatever, bring it on
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roll
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gimme dat wealth boi
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I got a 77 in this thread a month ago. Op doesnt deliver. Fuck you op.
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what if i already am dead? SPOOKY
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ok then
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>>703407280
re-roll
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sure thang
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gibe
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>>703406425
rollingg.g.g.
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Okei
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asdsad
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Give me some money bitch
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reroll
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ima firin mah dubs lazor rawr penis
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ok then son
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>>703406425
gay
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wheres my money bitch
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gib moni pls
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well cash or death win win
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thanks for the money
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>>703406425
>black magic
that your bfs nickname
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rolling cos fuck it
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money
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>>703406425
Time to obtain Great power.
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K
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ok. check emmmm... or not.
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DOLLA
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>>703407940
Bump
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>>703406425
Fuck it. Rolling cause I DGAF either way.
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>>703407977
checkers
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Doesn't matter to me either way
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>>703406425
ok, so if i get 77 i will be rich and if i get 66 i will be dead tomorrow, so may I ask, where is the downside?
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Pls Satan no
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Please tell me the bad thing that could happen
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>>703406425
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>>703408150
It's some gay ass hyperbole
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ReRoll
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>>703408150
Just some allegory story
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>>703407977
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>>703408184
I hope you roll 66
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Not getting either, you suck OP.
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>>703408184
Please respond and get a 66, and yes I am the samefag
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give me money
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Roll for tits
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Dubs deez
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77 4 me?
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Death or glory
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Give me the money money money
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>>703406425
Come at me bro
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4 fun or 4 glory
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Kee
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go fuck yourself
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>>703408445
K
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You suck at witchcraft op. KYS.
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>>703406425
66 get!
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>>703408076
You had one job
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the bullshit is real
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>>703408076
Like actually?
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>>703406425
Check them top keck
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>>703408630
If it's bullshit then get a 66, come on
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oh its 9/11 kek
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>>703408716
You spelled Kek wrong you Newfag, I can't believe we are full of newfags. God damn I hate newfags. Who else is apart of anonymous?
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>>703408746
Not for me ;( I wanna celebrate with you
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>Implying this is real
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No one still get 66?
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Kek
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>>703409047
Roll again, I dare you
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please kill me
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Ok...
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66 get
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>>703407977
Got 77
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c'mon i need so good things in life right now
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>>703409047
>>703409124
Rolling
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KILL ME PLEASE
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Congrats, you ran a shitty thread full of /B/'s worst... Feel accomplished to lie to the tards?
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If I roll a 66 I'm just gonna shoot myself to negate this faggots black magic
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please, I want to die
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>>703409366
¿
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>>703409457
Stream it
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>>703406425
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>>703406425
rollos
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The dice is gay
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roll m8
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77 get hehe
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By practicing black magic do you mean guzzling cum OP
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Tfw 77 CHECKEM
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>>703409783
Bump
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>>703406425
Cool
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Ahahahahahahha
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>>703406425
Rolling for satanic dubs just for keks
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>>703409867
YOU HAD ONE JOB
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got nothing to lose

roll.
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>>703409867
Rip
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>>703409867
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>>703406425
The fuck is the picture?
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death get
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roll dice
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>>703410070
Bump
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Either way I win. Well, except for the "painful" part...

Check 'em
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I will survive
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>>703410070
Bumped
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Pls, not even if i get the magic number, just give me a painless and fast death.
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Hell ill chance it I guess
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Im terrified
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>>703410222
CHECKED! TRIPS DECIDED OPS FATE
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>>703410222
Trips checked
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>>703408263
>>703408339
Samefag detected
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Roll till I win
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Yrden and Quen spam this wraith
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>>703410222
Holy trips
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Do it.
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roll
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I wish I have good luck and I mean like I find 1 million dollars in like a fucking bush at my local park
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Dicks out for Hitler
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Are we allowed to reroll
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I want my wealth!!!
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>>703410341
He literally said "I'm the samefag". You are a faggot
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Kay
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nothing to win nothing to lose
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well, y not
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roll
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>>703410367
ONE JOB
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One try, one luck at life
I am ready for wealth
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>>703406425
Dying sounds cool
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roll
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>>703410525
Same
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>>703410574
DAMNIT
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Are we allowed to reroll
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I'll risk this shit. yippi ki ay
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Satanic trips get
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>>703410470
Come one dude, it was obvious bait, and it wasnt even for you
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>>703406425
Moneys
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>>703406425
Sure, rollin
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Jinxed!
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>>703406425
My life sucks. Why not?
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fuck you ho
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>>703410456
>>703410657
K
>Inb4 autism is one hell of a drug
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Rolly Polly
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>>703410716
Elaborate
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>>703410781
Bump
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Roll
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rolll
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Everyone bump me just to get as many replies as possible
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Ok
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>>703410948
Bump
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rollin
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>>703410851
As you said, he said he was the samefag, and i said detected to try and get him to respond the way you did
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Somebody in This fucking thread needs to die already
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>>703410948
bump
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>>703406425
Woah
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who gonna die?
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i dont wanna die
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Why not
rolllllllllll
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Rollo
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>>703406425
4 is aether and 3 is division, should that add up to money ?
i don't think so
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roll
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>>703406425
Death would be a sweet relief.
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money plox, or death, whatever
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>>703406425
Roll
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>>703406425
Fuck it rollin for 66 don't play with me OP
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lel ok satan
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i want moneeeeeeey
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op is a faggho
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roll
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Reroll?
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rollolololololo fag
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rollinnnn
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fuck me.

please don't kill me
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>>703411277
Winrar
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I better fuckin' die from this OP.
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>>703411277
7-zip
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i want stability in life
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>>703411277
check'd
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>>703406425
Thank god i dont have to kill mother in her sleep
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77
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>>703406425
stop reposting this
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Let's do dis
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If i win, i get money. If i die my wife and son get life insurance. I see no downside here
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check em
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>>703406425
roll
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Checkem
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sure..
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i call bullshit
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reroll
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777 roll
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Magic isn't real, you faggot.
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rolling
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hitler did nothing wrong
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>>703406425
Alright let's go
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>>703411777
yes
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>>703406425
please 66
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op is a fag
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>>703406425
Nah I mean let's go this time
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>>703411777
well im outa here
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>>703406425
rollerdino
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Dangerous roll
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>>703411777
Whoa, it's a triple seven
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>>703406425
praise baphomet
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>>703411777
Kek
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>>703406425
TIMED PERFECTLY BABY
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>>703406425
It's a win win situation
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>>703411977
Well done
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>>703411966
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>>703411966
>>>703411777
>Whoa, it's a triple seven
Fucked myself
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>>703411957
roller
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>>703411966

byeeeeeeeeee
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>>703412098
rull
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77
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>>703406425
Faggot
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sex
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66 get
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check em
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>>703411966
KEK!
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Rolling for double blowjob. 77 get
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>>703412321
Reroll
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what if you roll a 77 and 66??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Pls 66 end it all
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i had a dream a few nights ago, there were 3 knocks on the door. it was also the first dream i had with my mother in it since she had died.

Last night i had a dream my mother chopped my aunt's arm off, and i knew she was gonna break my head open but then i woke up.

those 3 knocks im guessing means 3 days, 3 days until i die?

i woke up with a awful illness (i have been throwing up, i have a fever, and am very sore.) so if my time is coming, i guess i can test it here.
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>>703412321
Rolling again
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>>703412431
Only the two finals digit
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>>703406425
rol
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>>703412321
I need this. Reroll
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>>703412477
Guess u good man
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Rawl
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>>703412477
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>>703412477
lol 77
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>>703412477
That's pretty creepy is that true?
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wonde rwhat ill do
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>>703412321
Double blowjob wealth get
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rolling yolo
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>>703412321
Still rolling
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>>703406425
make me rich
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66 pls mary
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>>703406425
Rollo
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MAGA
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a
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Do I have to wait the full 24 hours?
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>>703412774
reroll
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c'mon dubs
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pingas negras
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>>703406425
Rolling to die
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>>703412826
rerolll
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>>703412518
but if you post again after rolling 77 and get 66???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>
as
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If I get 66, I want the convicted murderer down the street to come toss my salad with a chainsaw
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rerollllll
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>>703412878
You get mony before dies?
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rolling for 66
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alexandra me la chupa #memosepara
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>>703406425
nigga fuck your cheap hoodoo
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>703412942
Rollerino
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i need
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Already get 66
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>>703412875
rollin
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a josefh le encanta cualiar con memo
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>>703413202
rolllllllll
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>>703413293
rollin for that 77
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>>703413341
rollin
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>>703411966
Fucking finally
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I've already accepted the sweet embrace of fate.
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kevin es un rica para holla carne
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>>703412998
DO YOU????????????????
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>>703406425
roll
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rollin
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>703412942
Rolling
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>>703406425
Kk
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>>703412664
yeah man, 2 nights ago i had the first dream. if i had gotten the 66 those 3 knocks would have been ture, and i'd die in the next 24 hours. (like the post said)

i guess i'll wait for tonights dream.
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memo me la come
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rolling
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>>703406425
y>>703406425
you've been praticing magic for thirteen years for the past three years. how the fuck has the amount of time not changed?
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rollinghhhh
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>>703406425
kys
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Lick my vagina
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pingas en mi boca
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>>703413468
Only in Mu Orign
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Roooooooll
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Rolling, magicfag.
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Rolling
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>>703406425
With a face like that, ill pass
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You didn't even spell magick right. Fucking scrub
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i have 13 years making hand jobs
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Either way i win.
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Rollin
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ye boy let's do this
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me pica el chuco
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black dick in my mouth
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>>703406425
whatever
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I don't believe it
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Go!
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I want to die anyway, if I get the money then I'm fine with it.
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pene delichocho
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Roooll
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Rolling
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kill me
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Neegors
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oh shit i have 66
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Probably smaller than the chance to get cancer. I have cancer.
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bring it
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Rolling...
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