You know the drill. Share your secrets /b/
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You know the drill. Share your secrets /b/
>>703403177
i only put good socks on my right foot, no one i know knows this about me.
i have had used my pal's mother body for masturbation :(
>>703404249
you might be retarded, or off meds, either way what do you think you meant?
>>703404735
that i means i need NTSC tv and i'm addicted to pornography
Haven't told this to anyone, except for a few times in secret threads, but when I was 19 years old, I took the virginity of a 14 year old while she was cross faded. I don't regret it to this day
>>703405065
>NTSC
what is that?
>>703405570
>cross faded.
the fuck is that?
I used to suck my friends dick alot, and now hes engaged, but i still want to suck his cock
My boobs hurt really bad because my period is coming up, and the cravings caused me to stuff myself all day so now I got all fat with sore boobs FML ughhh
I ate all my brother's Sour Patch Kid's once
>>703405570
>cross faded
I used to be friends with this chick who liked to make out. Just making out, nothing more. Whenever we were drunk we'd make out, but once she passed out (which she often did due to drinking too much) I would finger her ass, play with her tits, jerk off on her tits or face, sometimes fuck her in the ass. A few times I even came inside of her. She never knew.
>>703405590
an triposite for a pal xD
>>703405768
this might be the most disgusting thing i have ever read.
>>703405895
>>703405697
It means inebriated (drunk or high), you illiterate cunts.
>>703405697
>>703405895
It means when you're drunk and high at the same time. She was smoking weed and drinking vodka that night
>>703406036
How was it? How did she not find out?
>>703406393
>>703406459
probably underageb&
>>703406393
>>703406459
so it's a new kid thing?
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. they say ''That's a good one anon'' but i know maybe they dont really think its a funny joke
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>703406690
>>703406834
I'm fucking my friend's little sister
>>703406834
>>703406690
Not underage, I have a younger brother who's 16, so I know a lot of the slang kids use nowadays
>>703407238
Explain
>>703403489
DEFINE GOOD?
I jerk of to my mother
>>703407544
It's okay I jerk off to my daughter
>>703407415
>DEFINE GOOD
the one with the smallest hole
>>703407337
He has two twin sisters, one likes me, his parents hate me being around her because she's flirty and hugs me in front of them. I fuck her when her parents fall asleep
>>703407337
Fuck is this tyler
>>703407544
>>703407750
as long as you guys don't act on your fantasies...
"die gedanken sind frei"
I baked cupcakes today
>>703403177
I'm secretly a child killer somewhere in central america.
I made out with my lesbian (or so I thought) friend while drunk atleast 15 times. Pic related, got a few more if any interest
I'm currently fucking a 15 year old. I'm 20 years old
>>703409128
i made a cake for my friend in 2004
I'm 23 and I just started to use Viagra to fuck my girl becouse I have ed and I will continue to do so becouse fucking is really fun now that I can stay hard, fuck you genes and love you science! I will not be gay universe no matter how much you want it.
>>703407750
I want somebody to jack off to my daughter
>>703409557
>I will not be gay universe no matter how much you want it.
maybe try less.
>>703409177
Thats not a secret. Tell the world. Unless you're a faggot.
>>703409764
post the pics and it will happen
>>703410164
Nope too young for here
>>703410086
What do you mean? I just think to damn much man, especially when it come to fucking
>>703410086
Oh nvm I got the joke, good one
I dig through the trash in public bathrooms hoping to find used diapers. Piss no Poop. so then i can leave wearing them, go home and masturbate to the thought of how disgusting and dirty it is. Pic related it would be a goldmine for me
>>703406036
Bullshit. Everyone knows the best way to wake up someone that is passed out is to stick something in their butt. Plus she shit out you load. She knows
at omegle made a dude flash his sister, she gave him a blowjob and are gonna fuck from now on (legal age both)
>>703410101
it's one of those every time the next morning she tells me to tell no one cases and almost all of them happened 3-4 years ago so meh
my family are all liberals. I can't tell them that I am voting for Trump.
>>703411111
Nice
>>703403177
I posted this earlier and thread died.
I don't think I'll ever have kids because I wouldn't trust my mother to interact with them. I always wonder why I'm so disgusted when I'm near her and remember that way back when she used to insist on bathing me when she was mad and scream and pinch my shit during. She then used to cry and say she never had a mom and it wasn't her fault she didn't know how.The last time I visited her home country, I saw one of the aunties doing the same to a young girl family member in a joking? way - even though there was no anger it still creeped me the fuck out. I don't care if I never gp back to that country.She got wasted the other night and was saying I need to get married and have kids and everything I do is her business. She probably doesn't remember anything she did to me. She loves to drink. I also resent my dad because I told him and he shrugged. He either didn't care, didn't want to deal with it, or has been so sexually repressed his entire fucking life that he couldn't touch the subject without getting fucking weird.I don't remember if I've ever told anyone. I don't think so.
>>703407038
U are jack the ripper?
>>703409128
I hope you've only killed Central or South American children.
>>703410288
Find a solution. There'd be plenty of takers for the task.
i wish i could be a successful trap and let guys just plow me dressed as a whore. but im an overweight hairy man. so i just dress up when im alone and masturbate to trap porn and sissy hypnosis. Ill probably never do anything with another guy though bc i dont find men attractive i just like cock.
>>703411487
Your parents can be excluded from the situation. Don't let their actions prevent you from experiencing the great experience of fatherhood.
If you're worried about your own actions, talk to someone and remember, you're not destined to repeat your parent's mistakes.
>>703411487
Wait, what?! Pinch you shit?
>>703403489
do you have a wart on your left foot too
>>703409128
Pedro?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedro_López_(serial_killer)
>>703405752
I still love you
nobody knows this but...um.....i think you're all faggots
>>703403177
People don't know the real me.
My gf died when a drunk driver hit her.
My best friend shortly after.
These were the last few people who truly knew the real me.
I had a breakdown.
There's a two year gap where I don't know what happened.
All I know is things got worse.
Felt like a bad joke.
Kicked out of hospital because I had no desire to try anything.
Those two people....we were going to have such a good time together.
Start self medicating.
Lots of hallucinogens.
The only time the thought of gods and monsters seems logical.
Assume the universe is constantly changing.
Multi dimensions.
What if somehow a riff happened in ours.
Like a bunch of shit happened that shouldn't have.
Assume this is it and to switch to "planet b"
Assume normal life.
Manage a pizza place.
Get gf.
Live what this one plays out.
All the while holding up a facade.
I don't love anyone.
Nothing here really matters.
I keep going because well....shit.
I'm too much of a pussy to an hero.
So guess I'll stick around and see how this plays out.
Maybe something I was really meant to do will find me.
And that's my view on life. Never told anyone about that guys. I guess that's my secret identity. Or maybe my brain's just applesauce.
I grew up having sex with my dad and uncles. They were all kind and gentle and I always got a real nice present before or after. This kept up until I was 19 and one my aunts caught my uncle with pics of me and him when I was like 9. It was a huge affair and she divorced him and tried to bring him up on charges. I wouldn't accuse him and he destroyed the photos before she could hand them over to cops. The sex pretty much stopped after that everyone was paranoid. Except for me and my father since my mom was never around she left when I was 2 I think. I continued my relationship with him until he died when I was 29. I don't regret anything and I don't feel like a victim . I know people won't understand.
>>703410288
hebe on librechan nigger
>>703413507
Sorry for the loss of your father, anon.
You must've had some good times together.
Do you wish to give a young boy the same experience?
when i sleep in the same bed as my guy friends i like to pretend to be asleep cos they touch me and its the only think i find arousing anymore
I stabed a guy in a party , no one noticed
>>703414037
I secretly hope to come home from work and catch my wife being fucked raw by one or even two big cocks.
I wanted to join team rocket at the end of nugget bridge
>>703414037
I like boys and girls but I like girls more. My last three relationships were girls. My father was special we had a special connection. But to answer you yes I have.
I don't have secrets. There's really nothing that I have kept to myself about my life or my personality, I can't be the only one right?
>>703414487
I ran away from home to become a full blown tranny. No one from my old life knows it.
>>703409288
Ryan t?
>>703409128
Are you the monster of the andes??
I ate garbage pizza
>>703414799
Me too fam
>>703415151
show feminine penis, pl0x
I pull my dick out for Hitler
My secret is
I like this
>Woman boy in hardcore mode
a few months ago i woke up in the middle of the night to one of my friends fucking me and i couldnt react. now im pregnant and im probably about four months but i cant go to the doctor or tell anyone. i feel like theres a parasite growing inside of me and im thinking of killing myself
>>703409177
definitely interest
>>703415951
Abort
>>703415951
why cant you see a Doctor?
or if you keep the child get child support from him and just be bitch to him and drain him for 18 years.
>>703415609
Me too man
>>703410786
pamperchu? is that you m8?
I contracted genital herpes when I was 23 5 years ago. In the years following I've had bareback sex with over 15 girls, and protected sex with another 6 or so. I have never been called out although I did make a girl cry when she said she had to talk to me at a bar. She didn't have the guts to ask me if I had herpes and broke down crying in the middle of the bar.
>>703416656
your fucking evil and i hope you rot
>>703405768
You bastard!
I'm a young girl and I want to fuck boys under 12 years old more than anything. They're just so cute...
>>703407750
Post pics
>>703416259
i cant afford it
>>703416331
i have anxiety and ive never been to a doctor without my mum in my life as im codepedant on her
i dont want a kid im only 18
>>703406393
some faggot Euro term
>>703417115
the thing is that you might've gotten away with that 10 years ago.
I frequent asian massage parlors.
If they turn out to be legitimate, or they just don't finish me off for whatever reason I jerk off into their sheets after they leave the room.
I don't feel bad about this at all.
You really should not have kids
>>703417115
They are cute.
>>703417174
fall ''accidentally'' down the stairs
i spent thousands of euro's on a camsite, now i'm stuck living with my parents saving up again
>>703410786
You find them cute.... you have some bad secrets dont you
>>703416892
Awww poor thing
>>703417174
you need to get over that, do you have any friends that can go with you?
>>703406036
Do you think that maybe she knew you were doing that, so she kept pretending she was passed out?
I once shook my at the time girlfriends mothers hand 2 minutes after fingering her daughter without washing my hands first.
>>703417531
Huh? Me?
>>703416892
Aww you sensite little bitch
>>703417572
i quite literally dont have friends
Yes yoh sick fuck
Both of my aunt's have big round, teardrop shaped asses and small waists. I have wanted to go balls deep on both of them since I was about 12.
>>703410927
Would like some more details
>>703417628
>Anonymous
Yes u sick fuck
>>703417581
girls do this a lot. source: im a grill and i do it cos its exciting
>>703417751
Learn how to reply properly and then I'll take you seriously.
>>703417869
So you let guys rape you?
>>703403177
i dated Sarina Valentina for a few months, she got a shitting fetish.. thats my secret.
>>703417885
Pfft mate you dont even take your life seriously
>>703417115
I prefer little girls but boys are fun to. Girls are more curious which I love but boys are more excitable. The faces they make are priceless.
>>703418015
Holy shit we got an edgelord over here folks, better watch out for this guy
>>703418086
Your daddy use to play with you did he
If I get this new job, I'll be able to afford sez.
>>703418224
Uh yea I posted the story in this thread.
>>703418199
Great, now this thread's fucked, thanks dude
>>703417209
>cross faded
>cross fit
europoor had to steal from america again. shame on you EU!
>>703417869
even ass play?
>>703418086
Lol i love raping men mmmmm have you had anal b4 coz ima split ur chocolate starfish
>>703417584
Ha! For some reason I am reminded of a friend of mine who used a sex toy on a daughter after using it on her mother hours earlier
>>703418086
That sounds adorable...
>>703418155
Haha look at this sad little person. Has to come on a thred site to feel significant
Im madly in love with my best friend, but he is super autistic and can't pick up on any hints
I love my side chick more than my wife. Side chick only wants physical. I'm fucked.
>>703418344
You'd be disappointed. I don't have a penis.
>>703418199
Mods are always watching it looks
>>703417115
Yes and I wanna watch рзdфwoman stuff
>>703417869
>> im a grill
I'd love to touch your grill.
>>703417991
hows it rape when its not really against my will they just think im not concious
>>703406393
yea were the illiterate cunts, not the dumb twat who uses a term that no one knows.
>>703418312
Did you like it?
>>703413507
Post your pussy
>>703403177
When I was 13 or so, I used to steal a $20 bill once in a while from a drawer full of them in my dad's house.
>>703418450
Ive deleted it
>>703417869
will you check my privilege? it turns me on
I'm in the army and hate it. I want to go home but I don't publicise my pussiness
>>703418524
Jeez read my post>>703413507
If you have a specific question ask but make it tasteful at least.
I actually enjoy Linkin Park.
>>703418086
So you touch children?
>>703418443
Dammm well played hats off
>>703418502
Because you didn't consent. They are raping you, you just don't care.
>>703418502
its not rape b/c you want it of course, but the guys think its rape. I would think those guys are suspicious to say the least.
>>703418647
Is it just young human chidren or do you just have a thing for all the young. Ever had fantasys of kittens
>>703415931
>moar?!?
I have a piss fetish that I'm kinda picky about. My boyfriend doesn't know yet but he does know about my crossdresser fetish. Yay.
Also, does anyone know how I can get the opportunity to put my feet on his cock? I know he has a foot fetish but I don't know how to initiate my footjob fetish.
>>703418910
No thanks. No animals. I'll keep to my species.
>>703413507
Are you a girl or boy?
>>703419017
I have loads but.... its not a good idea
>>703418584
No, you didn't
>>703419078
Say "hey can I give you a footjob" how fucking hard is that.
>>703419168
No fun gotatry a well shaved sheep
>>703419221
If you can't tell from context I'm a girl. Not that it matter since no girls come on b right?
Okay do you care if there black or do u stick to ur own race as well
>>703419315
>Kind sir, just one more?
I don't like penis
>>703419369
Yeah, no. I like subtle, sexy shit.
>>703419401
No you can have that all to yourself Mmmkay
>>703403177
I cheated on A girl in college. I've never been able to get past it. I die a little every day knowing I had the one and I ruined my life.
>>703419449
You're acting like a cunt
>>703419449
/b/ has become incredibly gay recently. There are plenty of boys talking about their special relationship with their dad and uncles. That's why I wanted clarification
>>703419620
Just put your feet on his cock while you guys are sitting around innocently, you faggot.
>>703419630
Yes you did ruin your life. It was the choices you made that kills you a little every. Maby if you were not a person that cheats you would have a better life
>>703419802
Alright, faggot, will do.
>>703419682
That last part was a sarcastic joke dick. I'm not here to please you. I'd tell you to kiss my ass but you'd probably try.
>>703419755
don't explain yourself to that cunt.
>>703413501
You're broken anon.
I have a crush on my female friend's sister and I'll never be able to tell her cause she's 15 and I'm 20
>>703419889
Bonus points if you don't even look at him afterwards, just wait for him to say something and then when he does start to play a little more.
And now I've given myself an erection. Fuck.
>>703419971
And? Fur on the feild play ball. Age is only a number
>>703419946
Your impotent rage is showing
>>703411487
With billions of people alive today, you not having kids doesn't swing the racial survival meter at all. Enjoy your life, it's really OK.
>>703419891
Post your tits or fuck off
>>703420046
Sounds perfect
I'll do it for you anon, I'll make you proud
>>703420157
who are you quoting?
Lol awsom
i pull off a condom with whores i'll bust 4 nuts and that's their problem
>>703420246
Eat shit little boy. I knew as soon as I confirmed I was a girl this would start. Post your dick so I can make fun of it
>>703417174
Go on craigslist find a sugar daddy and explain your situation to him he'll give you money to abort so he can fuck you silly.
>>703420136
I'm not one to break the law, even if she is a total qt3.14
>>703420461
Will be your problem if you grt aids
>>703420546
You know the rules
>>703420574
Break the laws.... man if u do it right no one will know.
>>703420157
walking the 2 miles back from gas station
bitch almost runs me over
yell at her
she stops car and yells back
i advance towards her
arms outstretched
she takes off
talk shit, get hit. women are not in charge of physicality. WE ARE. wish that bitch would've got out the car and said something i don't like, but she didn't because she knows i would've beat her face into the fucking pavement. stick to your internet comments, sweetheart
>>703420633
Yes I do but clearly you don't. I'm not trying to get attention so no tits required all I did was clear something up for someone. Learn the rule your trying to quote newfag
>>703405713
you're a girl right ?
>>703418086
Have you actually touched kids before??
jet fuel does melt steal beams
>>703416656
Set yourself on fire.
>>703409177
go ahead yes...
>>703420900
Goddamn you're a cunt
>>703415018
kek
>>703420810
Whatever you won't be so shit talky when I separate you from your pathetic balls. Your made up story doesn't bother me. I grew up fucking my dad in a trailer park. And that was the good part of life I enjoyed. I've survived worse than you little boy.
>>703417115
Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported. As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content. These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to ’Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads ’Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism’ as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted. We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act. We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse. Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!
>>703420810 lol haha shell rape you silly
>>703407253
Call your brother a faggot
Does he talk about his DanKKu$HsW4G too?
>>703420810
>>703421315
That chest :)
>>703421159
>I grew up fucking my dad in a trailer park
thank you for volunteering that information up for the class. here's your cheeseburger, fat cunt.
>I've survived worse than you little boy.
>insecurity abounds
you don't have to believe shit other than the fact that if it's a man vs a woman, we ALL know who's going to win. and it's not the one with a smelly crab trap for genitals
> I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher. Only because obscene phone calls & other stalker shit were the only ways that I could relate to women -- social anxiety disorder for the loss.
> When I was a Sr. I kicked the living shit out of a freshman for minor provocation: pretty sure that I gave him PTSD.
> I outed a lezbo to her Mormon father just for being a bitch online.
> I outed an atheist to his Mormon wife because he was being an asshole online.
> I have a momcest fetish. probably cuz my mom is a cunt.
> I'm racist.
> I think Caitlyn Jenner is a man. He's not trans-anything, he's just a pervert.
> I had plastic surgery. Best $7K I ever spent.
>>703421231
Anoniain't faggot. Everyone's got the same tools as you and the cops don't care about a false positive.
Tl;dr, get over yourself.
>>703421231
What kinda faggot shit is this
>>703420966
Yes my dad started my out when I was 16 he brought my younger girl cousin over and had me "play" with her while he took Polaroids. He brought others after that every now and then and I developed a liking for it. There little bits are just so much prettier to look at.
>>703421552
Look out that smelly crab trap is from the trailer park bro. Here daddy thought her how to lift wieghts
>>703418086
Like this?
h I love but boys are more excitable. The faces they make are priceless.
>
>>703421552
Whatever helps you sleep at night child
>>703403177
Stole bikes to sell to the pawn in high school to buy pot.
>>703421315
>>703421879
kekd
>>703421912
xanax and weed m'lady
>>703421836
Female pedo
>>703421615
>>703421717
You can either both enjoy your time in jail along with the other anon.
You have also been reported this is, as always, only a big joke to you ?
You won't laugh any longer
I like to trip on benadryl
>>703421908
Altho no mader the gender or the cum face.. if you stick a large dildo up the ass the expression is the same
>>703421552
From the south aye while u fucked ur dad did ur grandad fuck you kept your family sauce close aye dam it bet it was like a episode of human centerpaid when you have christmas
I'm trying to have a night alone with gf, but family keeps cockblocking me, telling her shit, not letting her hang out. She can't get away from them as much as she tries, they're there, poking their nose in our business.
I found a girl on twitter and asked her can we meet for coffee.. brought her to my place as wife was out for work . Fucked her and forgot about it.
>I only have sex in the missionary position for
>the sole purpose of prcreation.
>>703422252
Hahaha. Also do they keep the defected children. Or is that another food source
>>703417115
Like this?
>I love but boys are more excitable. The faces they make are priceless.
>>703405752
Wow, you sound like someone I know well.
>>703418502
You're breeding a line of bold minded substance rapists you twat
dad ... is that you
>>703405768
what the fuck is wrong with you like seriously why are some people so fucking disgusting
>>703422252
not gonna lie, it took me quite a while to decipher these hieroglyphics you just henpecked on your mechanical keyboard. so long that by the time i reached a logical conclusion to what you could possibly be trying to portray, i simply stopped caring. well good luck with that. try to be a tad more legible next time, eh?
>>703418636
So the plight of every soldier, eh? Sunday, rest.
>>703418666
Waist deep in pedos in these parts of the wwws.
I'm molested two of my close friends.
> Be me
> Got a huge thing for 'cute' butts
> Masturbate regularly to this day thinking of my closest friend's ass
> Love watching her walk
> Invite her to go for a walk through some fields
> Sure thing anon
> She loves nature and whatnot
> Basically spend six hours watching her ass from behind
> feelsgoodman.ogg
> We do it a second time, this time we end up in some tall grass
> 'lol i'm gonna cover you in grass anon'
> I am a genius
> 'okay but after let me do it to you'
> I start tearing up grass, it makes a loud noise
> Piling it on, head down, she's lying on her tummy
> her ass is right there
> It's so close and she can't see me looking
> It's so perky, she's wearing tight jeans too
there is more to the story if anons want
>>703411487
I'm so sorry anon.
>>703419449
edgelord.exe
>>703423302
plz no
>>703418086
I fuckin' love little girls, but I can't understand the attraction to boys. They can be such complete shits, but all the young girls in my street are very sweet
>>703405752
I'd like to see those fat boobs
>>703423581
im sure their parents told them all to stay far away from that creepy man who lives in that house(you)
I convinced my 13 year old classmate and neighbor to run down the street naked. I was 14 at the time so I'm not a pedo.
>>703423581
Are you a guy or a girl??
>>703423302
go on
So i have a female roomate whos' lived with me for over a year now. 7/10 ass butterface, with the build and tit size of a 14yo boy
would not hit ( unless somehow drunk hatefuck was to happen)
she lives like a pig, favorite animal is a pig, he current and very first boyfriend is a pig farmer... the irony..
she was a complete hopeless 24yo virgin up untill a couple months ago.
anyhow, even tho i do all the housekeeping and dishes, cover the gas and electric,and lots of little things here and there just to keep living with her tolerable, she in typical female fashion picks out any little flaw or mistake she finds and makes commands at me like its her privilege to make demands of a cock strong 27yo independent military veteran who has no more fucks to give.
> its cool, im a laid back guy, you go ahead and freak out like its a jerry springer episode like the uneducated wannabe country fag you are over the fact i left a candle burning on the stove top to cover up the smell of your stank ass while i took a nap nearby in my chair after a 14hr workday like ITS THE KEY TO THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE...
cuz for the past year, every time she does this i fap into something she uses..
>mouthwash
full of my cum
>bodywash
full of my cum
>fabric softener
some of my cum
>mayonnaise
my fucking cum
so i dont care anymore if she bitches, because every time i think about how shes lived covered in and full of my cum, i cant help but smile...
random (and old) pic
>>703422298
That's not a secret faggot. Sounds like you need to put on your big boy pants and get your own place. All the privacy you want.
>>703423302
Continue plz
>>703424158
so it happened like last week?
>>703418511
in addition to the fact that he inaccurately defined cross faded. It specifically means to be high AND drunk
>>703405713
Can he keep a secret?
I have been exposed online and I actually get turned on by it. AMA
>>703405713
Hope you're a female. Who am i kidding. Of course you're a dirty sloot.
>>703413501
That was a pretty good high read. Thank you and my condolences
>>703425880
Exposed how? Where you doxxed?
>>703426542
My nudes were posted online by my ex.
I'm in love with another girl
I don't shave my pubes, I pull them out individually. Except for a small perimeter around my penis, the hair is very sparse but the ones that are there are normal length. I've tried to get myself to stop but I can't.
I'll talk to myself in the mirror for hours.
I really want to fuck my friend's 16 y o sister.
I've never even been able to ask someone out.
I have a really bad habit of leaving 4chan threads open in my browser after they've been archived/404'd, with the intention of getting the links to their .moe archives. But I also end up putting off actually going to the archives. Essentially, I currently have about 200 tabs open that are just old threads. I need to restart my computer every couple days because the lag will freeze it up not too long after that. Most people I know keep telling me to clear it up.
I helped my 3 ex gfs to get fucked by a friends dog
I'm not attracted to guys but I really want to suck a dick
>>703426793
>I really want to fuck my friend's 16 y o sister.
that's pretty much every guy who has a friend with a sister
>I've never even been able to ask someone out.
same. thing is I've never met someone i would consider asking out. but i'd still probably wouldn't gather the courage cause id be afraid of rejection
I still miss banging my first wife. I cheated, she cheated. Going onto wife 4.
>>703405768
Mods!
>>703403177
I sucked a dick for the first time last Wednesday. No one knows this but me and the guy.
I think i may be developing alcoholism. I'm not positive yet but it scares the shit out of me because i'm so young. I'm 21 but i've been drinking since i was 14.
I don't.
>>703427317
i want to too. thing is, im only attracted to trap dick. id love to suck trap dick. normal guy dick turns me the fuck off, id feel gay as fuck if tried that, maybe even puke
>>703426648
And that turns you on? Kek. Post em then.
>>703427413
alternative: smoke weed
solution: stop drinking
optimal world: both
>>703426793
>200 tabs open
fuck man. you seem to have borderline ocd/hoarding tendencies. Digital hoarding is a real thing, I have issues with it sometimes, like saving pics/vids/links with every intent of dealing with them later but never do. I always think I should delete what i dont use but then i think about what would happen if the internet died cause ww3 or something and then they(pics, movies, porn, etc) would be good to have.
>>703427413
>I'm 21 but i've been drinking since i was 14.
Stop for a while. I knew someone like that who had an enlarged liver at your age. Maybe when you figure out why the excess and deal you can go back
>>703406393
It's not drunk or high, it's drunk AND high. Hence why it's a cross.
>>703426648
Post them so we can all jack off
i "raped" all the maids that worked at my house until i was 23
>>703427827
>"raped"
? Well you did or didn't? This aint no fucking around!!
>>703425880
Where you exposed on 4chan? Also tits or gtfo.
>>703427827
what happened at 23? did your mom finally kick you out of her basement?
i made pokemon go
>>703427810
No. People knowing who I am would ruin it.
i blew the president once
>>703428009
Yes
>>703417174
Go to planned parenthood. They'll help you for free and won't tell your parents.
I popped my 9 year old niece's cherry when I was 13. We fucked every time we got the chance for maybe 6 months. Then they moved away.
>>703426648
On /b/?
>>703411113
At least their votes will more than cancel out your vote. Trump is useless.
>>703421615
>replying to pasta
>>703427678
Yeah. I know the desire to archive/catalogue things related to your interests is one symptom of Aspergers, which I'm pretty sure I have.
>>703426648
You're not underage are you? Post some tits. You know the rules.
>>703428314
Yes
I fucked my girlfriends sister after she passed out when I was dropping her home from a party.
>>703428558
how did it make you feel?
We rarely get to hear the other side of the nudes
>>703428767
Helpless vulnerable slutty
I like pedowoman stuff so bad
Somebody knows what happened with her?
>>703416656
Kill yourself
>>703428973
I'm sorry that happened to you :(
>>703428973
Why would it turn you on?
>>703417174
Planned parenthood is income/donation based if you are in the us
>>703419868
Thank you, Captain Obvious
>>703418664
You should never tell another human that again.
>>703429090
Pedowoman anon here. No idea what happened to her but she's got the right idea
>>703427735
Not a bad suggestion. The drinking is a symptom of something else. Try to find the underlying issue. I was the same way, I could have written your post. Once I moved far away from my family, it all got better
>>703429537
Why its a cool
I'm in a couple of clubs at my university, but I don't hang out with anyone outside of those. I'm constantly paranoid that the friends I've made since moving here just tolerate me because they're too polite to tell me to fuck off
>>703429569
Kill yourselves sick fucks
I hope you get gangraped by niggers
>>703422141
Edgy
>>703429475
kekd
>>703416656
Yeah, a lot of people seem to do that and not give a fuck, yet dumb girls still meet mulitple random guys and fuck them. You're not the first to do it, and you wont be the last.
>>703421231
Gay
>>703429569
Do you have a kik group?
>>703429537
I let my Mom's bf suck my cock.it feels great.
>>703429090
Any more of this girl?
>>703421231
Cancer-kid thinks he is policing 4chan, my sides are in orbit
>>703426875
Please elaborate
>>703429600
>The drinking is a symptom of something else.
Most addiction really is
>>703414487
Cuck
