/b/, what is your most unforgivable vice? Mine is that I'm a fatty
Holy fuck...How does it feel to know that nobody matter what you do, you'll also be a fatass? You could diet and exercise for the next two years and you'll still be a landwhale
>>703403548
*always
>>703403175
Procrastination, I guess. I can have literally a week to do something, but won't even touch it until it's 3 or less days before it's due. I often end up not even finishing shows because I get to the last episode, but don't watch it for some reason.
>>703403175
Thank you for making me feel better about my body OP
>>703403175
How much do you weigh?
Fellow fatty here
>>703403175
Would fuck your belly vagina/10.
>>703403175
I don't think you understand that word...
>>703403175
That i'm in love with her even though she's legitimately psycho
>>703403548
Yup, feels pretty bad. It's not true; it'd take a lot longer than two years, but I could eventually get in shape if I were just a better person. But having tried and failed so many times, I'm convinced I was born morally inferior and don't deserve to live.
>>703403705
Can relate. I have trouble following a schedule, and too little faith in my ability to do things right, so I usually put them off until I have so little time left that the risk of doing them late outweighs the risk of doing them wrong.
>>703403175
im ,lazy
>>703403705
Are you me?
>>703404452
get myfitnesspal app. log ALL your food. do this for two weeks without changing what you eat. change little things one by one
losing weight is 90 percent food 10 percent excercise
>>703403175
>doesn't understand what vice means
fat AND dumb.
>>703403856
Glad I could help.
>>703403955
350lbs, you?
>>703404404
It pleases me to know there are people out there who don't think being fat is a vice. But I do.
>>703404449
y u stik ur dik in crazy m8
>>703404581
I am only me....
>>703404452
>longer than two years, but I could eventually get in shape if I were just a better person. But having tried and failed so many times, I'm convinced I was born morally inferior and don't de
just do amphetamines. youll loose the weight in no time at all.
>>703404691
Have it already. Used to do it, stopped when I decided I wouldn't eat at all, could only keep that up for two weeks, haven't gotten back to it since. Thanks for reminding me, I'll start using it again tomorrow.
>>703403175
OP, I'm curious. How did you get that fat? (Well, presuming that's you)
I have been fat all my life, and recently started working out, but I never got above 280lbs. (5'10), currently 210lbs.
I would get sick if I ate more than I did at that time.
How much do you eat at day?
Is it that you eat much, or just that you eat very unhealthy?
>>703403175
I'm lazy and apathetic
>>703404724
Gluttony would be a vice
I'm jewish
>>703404724
6ft, 365lbs at my heaviest.
Did get down from 365 to 240, but then went back to 365. Currently at 300.
Its hard to lose it, but its possible, and it feels so much better.
>>703403175
Sharpie in bellyhole
>>703404952
>stopped when I decided I wouldn't eat at all,
why would you try to not eat at all? that is just retarded
just do small but sustainable (!) changes, one by one. and remember, failing is no problem, one day of fail is nothing if you manage 99 days of success
I'm an ant-theist
>>703405138
This Nigger gets it.
>>703405055
>>703404713
Precisely. Being fat isn't in itself a vice. The things that led to you being fat could be though. The English language is dead. No one uses words right an anymore, they just say what they think sounds good until it sticks. It's probably the same people who get mad about Spanish becoming more prominent too. Why should Mexicans learn English when our own people don't even bother anymore?
>>703405327
Get a grip man. That's a naval, not a bunghole
>>703404961
For me it's definitely a matter of quantity. I have the cleanest diet out of anyone I know, yet paradoxically also the most caloric.
But I don't eat a lot all at once. My problem is bad patterns. I do things like skipping meals and binging later, waking up in the middle of the night and stuffing my face, using food to cope with anxiety, stuffing myself a whole lot at once and deluding myself into believing it's okay if I make myself puke some of it back up, etc
>>703403175
jesus fuck dude, stop eating processed foods you seriously have real moobs like you have fucking tits. your diabeetus is just around the corner
I'm a masochist, i guess i love creating problems that don't exist. I love to hate me and it's not healthy.
>>703404952
Best of luck anon. I've been using the app for around 3 weeks. I tend to eat less just bc I'm so annoyed with logging all my snacks so that's helped me lose weight.
I don't have sex. And I live with my girlfriend who loves me and would do (almost) everything for me. I just... I think it's kinda boring. A few faps like twice a week and thats enough. Also: I don't think I loved anyone, ever. No crushes, no lovers... Just casual sex because everyone has sex, right?
>>703403175
How much do you weigh?
>>703405812
not to worry anon, we hate you too. Profusely.
>>703405675
I don't think you're shitting to your fullest. You have to give it 100%. Shit like a Clydsdale son. Get all that bad out. Push! Lose weight NOW!
>>703405675
You are full of shit fat fuck.
>>703405136
Congrats man. I'm gonna keep trying.
>>703405274
Not a matter of stupidity or thinking it was a good idea. I just couldn't take it anymore.
>>703405607
It's not a matter of poor word choice, I just disagree. I honestly do think being fat in and of itself is a continuing immoral behavior that defies and contradicts virtue. At least for me. Maybe not for everyone.
>>703405675
I wake up in the middle of the night and stuff my face too. Feels bad man.
Im so careful about how I eat all day too. Something about being half asleep, all fucks go right out the window.
Lazyness. No one can top me in this field.
>>703406067
You fuckin need dietician jesus son. Pray 3 hail burgers and repent
>>703404961
Not OP, but have been that weight.
10k calories in a day isnt that difficult for me.
>>703404724
315. Feels bad man..
I twist my testicles around eachother to induce testicular torsion to get the sexual release from them being untied by a doctor
>>703405812
I know that feel man. I'd tell you you seem alright to me, but if this is a behavior you want to stop, I don't want to give it positive reinforcement.
>>703405885
Thanks, you too. It really does help, it would help me a lot more if only I could stop fucking myself in the brain.
>>703405894
Wait, so you don't have sex... but your only romantic action is casual sex... which you have?? I'm getting mixed messages here????
>>703405998
kek'd. thanks for the giggle
>>703406042
You don't have to believe me if you don't want to. That's fine. Although I don't see how anything I said was so hard to believe.
fellow fatty here, around 280 but im not looking like you yet. I'd ge tthere if I'd continue to get fatter. tho. I've been down to 260 before and got up again :/ good luck man, you're not inferior by any means you're just a little weaker. But being weak is not something you can't change. get stronger ,bro. I'll try too
>>703405894
>I don't have sex
>I live with my girlfriend
>A few faps like twice a week and thats enough
What the fuck?
>>703405310
>Ant-Thesit
>>703403175
Post more pics OP
>>703406679
I'm an alcoholic. I'm sober though. feels batman.
>>703406204
Same man. I think the two are related. That's what my dietician told me anyway. She says if you're a little less careful about what you eat during the day, you'll eat less at night, since it's a reaction to the perceived deprivation. Then you keep eating whatever you want until the behavior disappears, and slowly ease back into eating properly and try to make sure it doesn't come back. If only following this advice were as easy as it sounds.
>>703406376
I have one, we're working on it but she says in my case it might be a lifelong battle. Gotta tell ya, I don't like the sound of that.
>>703406479
yup, feels bad. Let's both make a commitment to keep trying our best to eat less. No judgement here, just good wishes.
>>703406679
hot
>>703406682
I mean I used to. In college. Because youre supposed to hookup an stuff, yeah?
>>703406738
?
>>703406684
Thanks man. I try to get stronger, but the belief that my weakness is permanent and inherent keeps me weak. Eating less is truly a battle that happens more in the mind than on the plate.
>>703406866
lol wot
okay I guess? if you want?
ain't judging
>>703406760
Funny, i misspelled anti-theist and you did too. Hahahahaha (are ya feelin it yet?) hahahaha
>>703407174
Sorry you got yourself in this situation in the first place. It must have been a rough journey. But you're doing the right thing now. Please just keep believing that. I believe in you, too.
I might be projecting a little here, but regardless, I hope it helps. Addiction is hell. Consider this a virtual hug.
>>703407174
>I'm an alcoholic. I'm sober though. feels batman.
how long have you been sober
>>703407599
nice dubs.
well I think it's not about eating less but eating right you know. i dont wanna be a hypocrite because as I said I'm having similar problems like you, but I dunno. Just eat vegetables or fruit. dont drink fucking soda. start walking outside or even jogging. go swimming ya know. you can get stronger if you only want to.
i feel you OP. im walking around at 365 last i was weighed. it sucks to be sure.
>>703407929
I mean in regard to types of food, I'm already doing everything right. Like I said before, I have the cleanest diet out of anyone I know, yet also the most caloric. For me it's really just a matter of quantity. But if you struggle with types of food, I wish you the best in changing.
My diet could be less caloric if I eliminated sources of protein. But this is probably unwise, as I need protein to exercise.
>>703407908
3 months since last time I drank, before that I was sober for a few months, and the list goes on like that for the past two years or so. beforethat I was drunk every day for a long time.
>>703407878
thanks:)
>>703408398
godspeed, anon
stay strong
>>703408393
but do you exercise? maybe you should just visit a doctor and ask him how to get in shape?
I can only fap to dicks now. Last night, I dreamed I was in a relationship with an Asian crossdresser from youtube.
>>703408645
>>703408651
Yeah, I do exercise, but not enough. I'm seeing too many doctors as it is, to be honest. My PCP got fed up with my noncompliance and recommended me to a psychiatrist, who then diagnosed me with depression, binge eating disorder, and OCD, for which I now also see a therapist and an eating disorder specialist. It's a clusterfuck. I don't know if it's the depression or the meds, but something is definitely keeping me from exercising as much as I should.
>>703408398
Age?
>>703408799
Please give link or channel name
>>703408799
can relate, i'm super gay
stay strong
>>703409180
I forgot his name/channel; it's something-"chan." I stopped following him about a month ago because he made me feel some kind of way.
>>703409317
But I'm not gay, I just like dick.
>>703409111
it's your weaker self. fuck him up.
>>703408283
Soon you'll be riding around
>>703409386
>not gay
>just like dick
looool that's how it always starts
jk, I respect your sexuality. Liking girls AND dicks must make it hard to find partners, though, huh? Thank God for traps, am I right?
>>703409492
I like your thinking. I'm gonna try seeing things that way. Thanks.
>>703405136
I'm 5'11 around 180, and I feel fat. Don't like it.
>>703409779
I don't find partners.
I'm just...alone, all of the time.
im a tranny
>>703410078
Hows your fitness?
>>703410135
aw :( you'll find someone one day who can make you happy! sexually you might be alone forever, but sexuality and romance are two different things, and I wholly believe one day you'll love someone and they'll love you back, even if they're not a trap.
>>703410522
I have been single since 2005. It's not going to happen.
>>703410639
Better than my track record, I've been single since I was born and I STILL believe in love.
>>703407599
I'd fuck the shit out of you
>>703403175
Bro... I was 369lbs beginning of this February and I said FUCK THAT and started counting my calories... I have lost 90 fucking pounds since then just counting my calories... No exercise.
I can tell you more if you are curious. I feel SO MUCH better. Still losing about 12 pounds a month as well.
>>703410803
Be glad you don't know the pain.
>>703410933
Wow, congratulations, that's awesome. Really happy for you. Keep it up and please do tell. I'm sure I could benefit from your wisdom, I keep gaining and losing the same 30lbs.
>>703410936
ayy. Hey, if it hurts too much and you're just done with romance for life, I respect that.
>>703403175
I'm black
>>703403175
I'm clingy.
>>703411769
>condition, not a disability
>>703411400
Thanks man... First thing to do is figure out how many calories a day you need... Find a calculator online (search calories by weight or whatever) and it will ask age weight height and exercise level and it will tell you how many calories you need a day to 1. Maintain weight 2. Gain xpounds/week 3. Lose xpounds/week.
I cut down a bit lower than their suggested level for 3lbs per week... I ended up basically eating 500 calories less than I need to to maintain and the weight came off like a motherfucker lol
Get a food scale and count your calories and don't go over your goal... Otherwise eat whatever the hell you want lol I eat what I want and as long as the calories work out the weight comes off... It's just science lol
Also my vice would be drugs... Specifically benzo's cuz I have ruthless anxiety and benzo's make me feel normal and carefree while simultaneously making shit WAY worse in the long run.
>>703412155
Images can be interpreted differently, if you look at them from a different angle
>>703412653
>
>>703411769
Worst thing I can imagine
>>703410368
I used to work out pretty heavily but I stopped. I walk like 2-3 miles a day cus i'm at college now. I try to avoid bad shit in terms of food
>>703404452
this guys got it ALL figured out! You should kill yourself and feed an Africa tribe for 800 years!
im just an asshole but i guess its ok because most cool people seem to like it
I'm a gay liberal stoner with long hair
Depending on who you are, I'm either the embodiment of everything that is wrong in the world, or I'm the embodiment of what you believe people should be like.
>>703410135
Christ on a cracker! Wud smash
>>703411769
Bet you get all the white pussy.
>>703403548
That's not true.
You'll be fat for as long as you want to be fat. Since being fat is 100% your choice.
All you have to do to stop being disgusting is eat less, and run every day.
If you don't want to move your disgusting gelatinous existence around, and keep eating like you actually need any more energy stored into this sack of oil that you call stomach, then you are actively CHOOSING to be unhealthy.
>>703405894
Stop fapping all the time and sex won't suck so hard you fuccboi.
>>703413551
Same.
Weed. I smoke way too often.
>>703411769
/thread
>>703413607
Not with that weak asf hair
>>703413607
Naw just ugly albino girls and fat chicks. I don't even like girls man...
I'm a MASSIVE pedophile, I'm also insanely efficient at it (being a pedophile)....
[use your imagination to understand what the fuck that could possibly mean].
>>703414738
I treat it, so I can be more like you white niggers
I understand. I was once a fatty. Currently my vice is crippling depression that effects everyone around me. Also I am unable to get myself up in the morning whatever day it is. I am constantly late for work. Lost more than one job due to this. My fiancee and family members, friends all see this. I have pussied out of real suicide a number of times. Usually I find meaning in my children, or what my rolemodels and parents would have wanted. I am beyond self destructive. /b Ive been here since '07. A lurker and minimal poster. Feces. Herpie infested bovine.
>>703414907
that obviously means that you torrent cp which you save on your bitlocker encrypted drive. then you fap like a retard
>>703415163
I giggled.
>>703414813
gay white guy here
You're pretty cute
>>703415397
Really?
Lets say you could only eat fruits, vegetables, pasta, potatoes, beans, and rice. You can add sugar, but no oil. And you could have as much as you want. Like no limit at all. Could you do it? Just look up "hclf" and how it works. Really the easiest diet ever. Not alot of variety, but I get to be skinny with an overfull stomach.
>>703415599
hell yeah, do you have kik?
I use girls to make myself look "cool" infront of my friends but in reality I am afraid of commitment.
If only everyone knew what I really feel inside....
>>703416023
depends on what your face looks like- you should post a pic here and now.
I'm addicted to cocain, but I've been sober 5 years :)
>>703416194
I can send a face pic, but I would prefer not to do so on 4chan.
If you give me your Kik I can send you one
>>703403548
>How does it feel to know that nobody matter what you do
>that nobody matter what you do
>nobody matter what you
>>703416306
okay- it's "Tamod".
>>703403175
>>703407599
350+/10 would get topped by
Overthinking things
>>703416899
Sent you a message
my profile pic is a few years old
>>703403175
>tfw my vice is i wish i was a fatty like you
>>703403175
kill yourself please
>>703416023
My kik is Nikanoru___ that guy your talking to is pretending to be me
I smoked way too much weed during college and used my parents money for it
>>703417746
Oh, i'm retarded
>>703403175
SHOW US YOUR COCK FAGGOT
im female on 4 chan
>>703403175
Fatty, alcoholic, addicted to stretching my asshole, and playing with scat. And I'm married.
>>703417746
My kik is agent5531, that guy you're talking to is another 4chan imposter.
>>703417746
alright, messaged you
>>703414813
Post your kik and a timestamped photo plz so I can figure out which one is actually you
>>703418143
lol wtf now we have 3 different kik's they're all fake btw. Mine is Liam_thefunnyone
>>703418290
IT'S Goldjesper- I took those other two photos a week ago, since then camera has been acting up- and i can't.
Kik: Nikanoru__
I'm the real one
>>703418003
Seriously explain to me what the appeal of scat is
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>>703404458
/thread
>>703420289
Don't give me this keto bullshit faggot that's not good for you
Doesn't work
Just eat a balanced diet you b8 piece of shit
When I'm high I can't handle a simple conversation so well. But it's a great way to escape. I procrastinate a lot and should be working on losing weigh, but I'm doing it passively. My worst vice is my struggling artist attitude: I stop liking my work after awhile and feel like I can never escape my mental realm of thinking without heavy life circumstances or psychedelics. Also I'm a bit money hungry, but I think that runs in the family.
I'm just trying to get to a state school from community college and get my life on track.
KETO is a balanced diet, you fucking homo. KETO is what humans ate for thousands of years before processed foods and additives were invented you ignorant piece of shit.
>>703420289
Or don't, and just eat right/exercise like a normal motherfucker 'n shit.
>>703420849
KETO is a balanced diet, you fucking homo. KETO is what humans ate for thousands of years before processed foods and additives were invented you ignorant piece of shit.
>>703403175
are you the x-man that pulls stuff out of his belly
>>703420849
KETO is a balanced diet, you fucking homo. KETO is what humans ate for thousands of years before processed foods and additives were invented you ignorant piece of shit.
>>703414813
Would diffidently suck your cock
Don't listen to the keto bullshit. Sure, you'll lose weight short term, but it's going to make cravings worse. You can only have very small portions since high fat foods are calorically dense. Stick to giant ass high carb portions as long as you don't add any fat. You'll body will start burning off the extra pounds once it's assured that they're not needed.
>>703420849
KETO is a balanced diet, you fucking homo. KETO is what humans ate for thousands of years before processed foods and additives were invented you ignorant piece of shit.
>>703421067
Yeah okay humans didn't eat vegetables for thousands of years they just ate butter and meat. Ancient humans ate fruit and other carbs you dumb mother fucker.
Call me in 5 years when your arteries are clogged landwhale
>>703422358
Also post this more you stupid bitch. You posted this 4 times
My partner likes to pretend she's two years old when we fuck. I love her and I love that she does this.
I tape her down and she cries and pretends I'm raping her. She puts her hair up in little pig tails and pisses all over the toilet seat and I come in and fuck her over it and she cries and screams for help.
She's 20, we go to her parents house and I choke her and fuck her with her door open while they're in the living room and then she walks by them dripping cum. She's stopped calling her father dad or daddy to call me that.
I'm disgusted and aroused every time we get into this shit.
>>703422462
KETO is a balanced diet, you fucking homo. KETO is what humans ate for thousands of years before processed foods and additives were invented you ignorant piece of shit.
>>703422358
>>703421503
>>703421281
>>703421067
>>703422462
KETO is a balanced diet, you fucking homo. KETO is what humans ate for thousands of years before processed foods and additives were invented you ignorant piece of shit.
Guys, can you please tell me about KETO? What is it? A friend mentioned it.
>>703422934
Holy shit this is autistic.
>>703423186
Okay samefag go to the r/keto you recommended to yourself. Try it out. 10/10 diet.
>>703423186
I googled it and it means low carb high fat
