WW3 has begun and the nukes are imminent! We only have so much space in the bunker so we have to hold a lottery to see who gets in
Singles are sol
Dubs/Trips get in
Quads and up drops the nuke and starts everything over again.
rolling to repopulate the earth
Trump
>>703391413
Roll
Rolling
>>703391413
I'm bringing the bitches
>>703391413
FEAR THESE QUADS
>>703391413
rolling f
>>703391413
Fuck you let me in
Someone send me .001 pls
Rolling
>>703393124
What for?
>>703391413
I'll post up outside I think.
Were all dead
>>703393161
Pizza of the cheese
Rollin
rolling for nukes
>>703391413
can i grow pot?
boy if you dont
>>703391413
i'm going to the states to give the president a hug. don't worry guys i got this.
Fuck off i got my own bunker with blackjack and trap hookers
dubz
Nukes
>>703391413
I am in no need for your vault smoothskin.
>>703391413
IM A GOOD MAN ! LET ME IN !
I want out, I want to be an Orc
>>703393433
nice
>>703393433
And still I am in. Ghoul party
>>703393335
Oh shit nigga almost killed us
I'm cumming in!
I have money
can I bring a friend?
>>703391413
fuck you and your bunker
I want in
>>703393844
>>703393433
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KILL THE NIGGERS!
Lemme in
>>703391413
singles get
Roll
>>703393998
nigga, chill out
Roll
Guys let me in plz
No spics allowed
>>703391413
fuck yeah lads
Rollin for quads
Implying i want to live...
You're going to need a good lawyer in the new world right?
hni jup
take me with you
>>703393844
>>703391413
I don't want to live in this world!
I'll give you some pizza if you let me in
LET ME IN NIGGERS
Roll
>>703394375
Add more cheese and you're in
>>703391413
hey i've paid for that vault
White's only please
>>703391413
>>703394453
Will a glass of fruit punch work?
Please let me in
>>703394449
Damn you almost launched'em
>>703394586
eating on your bed. fucking heathen
/b is not a game. How dare you play games on this board that mean nothing at all
Which way to the buffet?
Imma die a virgin. pls op let me in
What if I am the nuke? Can I still come in?
>>703391413
I've played fallout. I'm gonna take my chances in the radiation
>>703391413
PLS
>>703394880
Nukes can't type nigga
>>703394669
Who doesn't kek
>>703394913
Screw the smoothskins.
>>703394822
Lucky you, You may just stumble a fine young aryan woman in the vault. And still get rejected
LEMME IN PLZ
Herro
>>703394690 halp
its's happening (to you not me, hehe =)
>>703391413
pls
Nukes.
What about quints
>>703395119
people who can afford furniture you dirty poorfag
Nuke
>>703395185
I rolled bubz twice. you can come with me
Cool bunk
Roll
Ahh
>>703391413
Do we do orgies when we are inside?
am I doing it right?
Chek em japanese niger
BOOM motherfuckers
Radiation's gonna make your skin tingle
Nuke'n all the faglords that rolled a single
Go talk about your dubs and trips to your mom
Cause I'm guaranteed quads since I'm the fucking bomb
>>703395413
I have this next to me. Does this count?
lel
I bringa Sony in. They my dirty trap whore now
>>703394690 halp, I don't even care if u all say duardude sansfoam at this point
my we survive another winter
I'm defiantly required for earths survival.
Fuck it, may as well live underground harassing pedestrians, raping lesbians while they scream 'LET's Just be friends'
Im dosent afraid of the wasteland
>>703395689
so why not keep your food there and not the remotes on your bed? That way when the pizza slips out of your greasy little fingers it doesn't ruin your sheets.
>>703391413
rell
Pls
Yeah sorry faggots but not all of us can fit in the vault
>>703396064
like you pleb
let me in !
Anyone knows the name of song at 6:50? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxuH0HFazSU
Fuck you. Give me the whiskey, your knife and .45
I'm staying out here and becoming king of whatever is left.
>>703396195
Aw What! Let's try that again shall we?
Rolling
LEMME IN
>>703395979
Because then I have to move every time I want a slice and I'm lazy. (Aka I dunno I just don't feel like it)
Roll
Bush reincarnation nukes in the fellatio
>>703391413
Yeah? Well what do these quints get me?
>>703396390
Fuck sake
I want the radiation
>>703391413
lets go
>>703391413
comon
Fuck this shit
fuck it. I'm living up in the mountains.
Penis
lets go
boom
I have a dollar can i enter?
Rolling for Fallout
Let's see how this goes
>>703395185
anymore?
Pls let me in
Rolling for suicide
Goddamn welp guess I'm roasted
Here I am with my 2 years supply of water, letting me in?
roll
Have a 3 week supply of food can i come
>>703397370
Damnit
Will pokemon sun and moon be out by then?
can I drink all your loads for survival?
save me
heil kim
>>703391413
roll
Let me in
roll
i'm save boys
>>703391413
i never win lotteries so whatever
save me lord
See you guys inside
Let me in. I can suck a good dick.
Lemme in fuckers
>>703391413
rolls royce
its so much better when ur in.
Lemme in pls
Vote Trump 2k16
>>703391413
im in you crackas
trips
Pls dont let me be a jap
Roll
LET ME IN
let me in!
>>703391413
dubbs get faggots
I wanna live
>>703391413
did I make the cut??
The earth needs to be reset. Roll.
Roll
Nuke pls kill the kikes
>>703391413
gg 2 ez
>>703391413
I think I'll take the blast point-blank.
>>703400002
Christ Almighty
Roll
rip me
>>703391413
>implying I won't go to the front fighting
dieing with honor in war is the best thing that can happen to a man
>>703400418
Almost
Nuke pls kill the kikes
IM GOIN THRU
let me in dad
Getting in cap
Make room for me, please!
im not getting in but guy bellow me is
>2016
>not getting nuked
I win
>>703391413
rollin for ghoulification
>>703394913
Which fallout?
999
rollllll
I'm finally going to die. Thank god
goodnyte
>>703401098
>happy to die
>gets dubs
>>703391413
I will fuck all bunker bitches if 33
>>703398245
Yeah you can forget it. I'd sooner go gay than put up with a psychotic woman.
>>703401150
*closest to get dubs
>>703391413
Rolling to burn the jews
>>703401177
HOLY FUCK
>>703401177
DUB DUBS
LIVRAR
>>703401177
HOLY! SHIT! NICE! QUINTS!
>>703391413
Id rather be outside and hopefully become a ghoul. But not a feral ghoul.
C-check these
>>703391413
Dubs niggers
>>703401177
WITNESSED
>>703401283
Are you retarded? That's only dubs newfag
>>703401177
fucking checked holy shit
>>703391413
There's a fairly large cave system nearby. I'll be fine.
>>703394049
Fuck it,roll
Impacts detected at Beale and Whiteman AF base...hurry the fuck up.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking game, OP.
And fuck these motherfucking store fronts.
>>703401177
OSHIT QUINTS
Dragons fucking cars? End it. quintget.
>>703391413
rolling
You guys need some feminine penis in there right??
/thread over
sorry if you died
>>703401922
Yay trans girl gets in :3
Rip
>>703391413
Roll bitches. Can we play D&D in there?
oh yeah mr krabs
ROLL ME IN
>>703393171
I'll join you for a smoke.
goodnight sweet prince
Russians hold the Marienborn corridor and inflict heavy casualties on NATO troops.
Get in here!
>>703391413
Check em
>>703402112
>2048x1152
*Sniff* So close bby
Let me in!
Hope I survive
Russian Army reaches the Rhine, NATO halts the Russian advance by airbursting three low-yield tactical nuclear weapons over advancing Russian troops.
>>703391413
OPEN UP, FAGGOTS
WHERES THE BUFFET?
Lol my luck
Here I come
Pls
Rollin rollin rollin
Live me... LIVE!
roll
>>703391413
o
Role
Roll
test
rollll
>>703391413
Rolling for space
>>703391413
Let me in kind people, I have a terabyte of tv and movies.
>>703402493
Russian forces counter by launching a nuclear strike on NATO headquarters in Brussels.
i'm white
Russian nuclear assault against the United States has been launched, USAF reports 32 targets in track, with 10 impacting points.
Im coming in anyway
>>703391413
And all the Jews and Freemasons hid from the wrath of God, let me in.
not me but my waifu
Scree
>>703391413
I'm going in bitches
Allah Ahkbar!
>>703391413
Check this quads
>>703391413
I already won a Lottery against my brothers and sisters to get into the egg, why must you do these things? A lottery, please. simply activate skynet in our defence, the nukes have been disabled because you are not a cunt who deserves to randomly die because some people got a bit out of hand with money orieintated arguments.
may the Führer be with me
Roll
>>703391413
OPEN UP YOU FAGGOTS
>>703391413
I bet i don't get in...
I'm an important person in society and I must get in
you guys were having an awesome thread
but i have to end it
>>703407747
reroll
000
Roll McDole
oh shit its the nuke
would not be col that nerve exist?? what you think ?
>>703391413
Quads to kill the mutie scum
>>703391413
let it in niggers
>>703409534
Plasma Rifle + Power Armour > Laser Pistol + trenchcoat, get rekt
9999
outta my way faggots
I WANT TO LIVE
roll
*Roll
roll
roll
>>703391413
Hi guys
Na, I kinda wanna die
>>703391413
do i even care if I get in...
Will fuck all the feminine penises in that bunker
>>703391413
rip singlefags
>>703391413
I'm comin'!
>>703391413
Let me in you fucker
no niggers allowed
>>703391413
I dont want in
Rolling for a sweet spot near a window
FUCK YE
>>703391413
LET ME IN
>>703391413
Roll, may God be with you all
ALLAHU AKBAR
Please dubs I'm not ready to die yet
>>703391413
Rolling for my friend. I want death
>>703401283
NNNNNNNNNEWFAGGGGG
>>703391413
Rolling
>>703401860
ITS NOT QUINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>703391413
i getz da nukes and shiet fukk ya
>>703391413
Vault No. 42 checking in.
>>703393844
Same here. Let me in
>>703411331
This.
No one even read the sign.
Can i bring my new build?
>>703391413
Not gonna die today.
>>703391413
Vault 69
Check em
>>703391413
111
>>703391413
let me in man
Dont nuke me or my son ever again.
ok then
Nukes here
pls