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WW3 has begun and the nukes are imminent! We only have so much space in the bunker so we have to hold a lottery to see who gets in

Singles are sol

Dubs/Trips get in

Quads and up drops the nuke and starts everything over again.
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rolling to repopulate the earth
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Trump
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>>703391413
Roll
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Rolling
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>>703391413
I'm bringing the bitches
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>>703391413
FEAR THESE QUADS
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>>703391413
rolling f
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>>703391413
Fuck you let me in
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Someone send me .001 pls
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Rolling
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>>703393124
What for?
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>>703391413
I'll post up outside I think.
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Were all dead
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>>703393161
Pizza of the cheese
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Rollin
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rolling for nukes
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>>703391413
can i grow pot?
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boy if you dont
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>>703391413
i'm going to the states to give the president a hug. don't worry guys i got this.
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Fuck off i got my own bunker with blackjack and trap hookers
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dubz
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Nukes
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>>703391413
I am in no need for your vault smoothskin.
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>>703391413
IM A GOOD MAN ! LET ME IN !
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I want out, I want to be an Orc
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>>703393433
nice
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>>703393433
And still I am in. Ghoul party
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>>703393335
Oh shit nigga almost killed us
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I'm cumming in!
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I have money
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can I bring a friend?
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>>703391413
fuck you and your bunker
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I want in
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>>703393844
>>703393433
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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KILL THE NIGGERS!
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Lemme in
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>>703391413
singles get
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Roll
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>>703393998
nigga, chill out
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Roll
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Guys let me in plz
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No spics allowed
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>>703391413
fuck yeah lads
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Rollin for quads
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Implying i want to live...
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You're going to need a good lawyer in the new world right?
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hni jup
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take me with you
>>703393844
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>>703391413
I don't want to live in this world!
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I'll give you some pizza if you let me in
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LET ME IN NIGGERS
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Roll
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>>703394375
Add more cheese and you're in
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>>703391413
hey i've paid for that vault
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White's only please
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>>703391413
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>>703394453
Will a glass of fruit punch work?
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Please let me in
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>>703394449
Damn you almost launched'em
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>>703394586
eating on your bed. fucking heathen
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/b is not a game. How dare you play games on this board that mean nothing at all
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Which way to the buffet?
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Imma die a virgin. pls op let me in
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What if I am the nuke? Can I still come in?
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>>703391413

I've played fallout. I'm gonna take my chances in the radiation
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>>703391413
PLS
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>>703394880

Nukes can't type nigga
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>>703394669
Who doesn't kek
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>>703394913
Screw the smoothskins.
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>>703394822

Lucky you, You may just stumble a fine young aryan woman in the vault. And still get rejected
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LEMME IN PLZ
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Herro
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>>703394690 halp
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its's happening (to you not me, hehe =)
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>>703391413
pls
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Nukes.
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What about quints
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>>703395119
people who can afford furniture you dirty poorfag
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Nuke
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>>703395185
I rolled bubz twice. you can come with me
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Cool bunk
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Roll
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Ahh
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>>703391413
Do we do orgies when we are inside?
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am I doing it right?
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Chek em japanese niger
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BOOM motherfuckers
Radiation's gonna make your skin tingle
Nuke'n all the faglords that rolled a single
Go talk about your dubs and trips to your mom
Cause I'm guaranteed quads since I'm the fucking bomb
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>>703395413
I have this next to me. Does this count?
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lel
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I bringa Sony in. They my dirty trap whore now
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>>703394690 halp, I don't even care if u all say duardude sansfoam at this point
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my we survive another winter
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I'm defiantly required for earths survival.
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Fuck it, may as well live underground harassing pedestrians, raping lesbians while they scream 'LET's Just be friends'
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Im dosent afraid of the wasteland
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>>703395689
so why not keep your food there and not the remotes on your bed? That way when the pizza slips out of your greasy little fingers it doesn't ruin your sheets.
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>>703391413
rell
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Pls
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Yeah sorry faggots but not all of us can fit in the vault
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>>703396064

like you pleb
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let me in !
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Anyone knows the name of song at 6:50? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxuH0HFazSU
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Fuck you. Give me the whiskey, your knife and .45

I'm staying out here and becoming king of whatever is left.
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>>703396195

Aw What! Let's try that again shall we?
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Rolling
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LEMME IN
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>>703395979
Because then I have to move every time I want a slice and I'm lazy. (Aka I dunno I just don't feel like it)
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Roll
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Bush reincarnation nukes in the fellatio
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>>703391413
Yeah? Well what do these quints get me?
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>>703396390

Fuck sake
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I want the radiation
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>>703391413
lets go
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>>703391413
comon
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Fuck this shit
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fuck it. I'm living up in the mountains.
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Penis
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lets go
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boom
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I have a dollar can i enter?
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Rolling for Fallout
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Let's see how this goes
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>>703395185
anymore?
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Pls let me in
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Rolling for suicide
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Goddamn welp guess I'm roasted
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Here I am with my 2 years supply of water, letting me in?
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roll
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Have a 3 week supply of food can i come
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>>703397370
Damnit
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Will pokemon sun and moon be out by then?
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can I drink all your loads for survival?
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save me
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heil kim
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>>703391413
roll
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Let me in
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roll
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>>703391413
ok
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i'm save boys
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>>703391413
i never win lotteries so whatever
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save me lord
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See you guys inside
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Let me in. I can suck a good dick.
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Lemme in fuckers
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>>703391413
rolls royce
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its so much better when ur in.
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Lemme in pls
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Vote Trump 2k16
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>>703391413
im in you crackas
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trips
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Pls dont let me be a jap
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Roll
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LET ME IN
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let me in!
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>>703391413
dubbs get faggots
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I wanna live
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>>703391413
did I make the cut??
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The earth needs to be reset. Roll.
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Roll
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Nuke pls kill the kikes
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>>703391413
gg 2 ez
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>>703391413

I think I'll take the blast point-blank.
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>>703400002
Christ Almighty
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Roll
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rip me
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>>703391413
>implying I won't go to the front fighting
dieing with honor in war is the best thing that can happen to a man
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>>703400418
Almost
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Nuke pls kill the kikes
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IM GOIN THRU
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let me in dad
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Getting in cap
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Make room for me, please!
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im not getting in but guy bellow me is
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>2016
>not getting nuked
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I win
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>>703391413
rollin for ghoulification
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>>703394913
Which fallout?
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999
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rollllll
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I'm finally going to die. Thank god
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goodnyte
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>>703401098
>happy to die
>gets dubs
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>>703391413
I will fuck all bunker bitches if 33
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>>703398245
Yeah you can forget it. I'd sooner go gay than put up with a psychotic woman.
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>>703401150
*closest to get dubs
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>>703391413
Rolling to burn the jews
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>>703401177
HOLY FUCK
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>>703401177
DUB DUBS
LIVRAR
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>>703401177
HOLY! SHIT! NICE! QUINTS!
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>>703391413
Id rather be outside and hopefully become a ghoul. But not a feral ghoul.
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C-check these
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>>703391413
Dubs niggers
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>>703401177
WITNESSED
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>>703401283
Are you retarded? That's only dubs newfag
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>>703401177
fucking checked holy shit
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>>703391413
There's a fairly large cave system nearby. I'll be fine.
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>>703394049
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Fuck it,roll
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Impacts detected at Beale and Whiteman AF base...hurry the fuck up.
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Fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking game, OP.

And fuck these motherfucking store fronts.
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>>703401177
OSHIT QUINTS
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Dragons fucking cars? End it. quintget.
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>>703391413

rolling
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You guys need some feminine penis in there right??
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/thread over

sorry if you died
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>>703401922
Yay trans girl gets in :3
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Rip
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>>703391413
Roll bitches. Can we play D&D in there?
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oh yeah mr krabs
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ROLL ME IN
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>>703393171
I'll join you for a smoke.
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goodnight sweet prince
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Russians hold the Marienborn corridor and inflict heavy casualties on NATO troops.
Get in here!
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>>703391413

Check em
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>>703402112
>2048x1152
*Sniff* So close bby
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Let me in!
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Hope I survive
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Russian Army reaches the Rhine, NATO halts the Russian advance by airbursting three low-yield tactical nuclear weapons over advancing Russian troops.
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>>703391413

OPEN UP, FAGGOTS

WHERES THE BUFFET?
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Lol my luck
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Here I come
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Pls
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Rollin rollin rollin
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Live me... LIVE!
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roll
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>>703391413
o
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Role
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Roll
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test
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rollll
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>>703391413
Rolling for space
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>>703391413
Let me in kind people, I have a terabyte of tv and movies.
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>>703402493
Russian forces counter by launching a nuclear strike on NATO headquarters in Brussels.
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i'm white
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Russian nuclear assault against the United States has been launched, USAF reports 32 targets in track, with 10 impacting points.
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Im coming in anyway
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>>703391413
And all the Jews and Freemasons hid from the wrath of God, let me in.
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not me but my waifu
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Scree
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>>703391413
I'm going in bitches
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Allah Ahkbar!
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>>703391413
Check this quads
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>>703391413
I already won a Lottery against my brothers and sisters to get into the egg, why must you do these things? A lottery, please. simply activate skynet in our defence, the nukes have been disabled because you are not a cunt who deserves to randomly die because some people got a bit out of hand with money orieintated arguments.
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may the Führer be with me
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Roll
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>>703391413
OPEN UP YOU FAGGOTS
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>>703391413
I bet i don't get in...
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I'm an important person in society and I must get in
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you guys were having an awesome thread

but i have to end it
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>>703407747
reroll
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000
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Roll McDole
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oh shit its the nuke
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would not be col that nerve exist?? what you think ?
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>>703391413
Quads to kill the mutie scum
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>>703391413
let it in niggers
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>>703409534
Plasma Rifle + Power Armour > Laser Pistol + trenchcoat, get rekt
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9999
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outta my way faggots
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I WANT TO LIVE
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roll
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*Roll
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roll
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roll
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>>703391413
Hi guys
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Na, I kinda wanna die
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>>703391413
do i even care if I get in...
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Will fuck all the feminine penises in that bunker
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>>703391413
rip singlefags
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>>703391413
I'm comin'!
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>>703391413
Let me in you fucker
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no niggers allowed
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>>703391413
I dont want in
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Rolling for a sweet spot near a window
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FUCK YE
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>>703391413
LET ME IN
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>>703391413
Roll, may God be with you all
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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Please dubs I'm not ready to die yet
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>>703391413
Rolling for my friend. I want death
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>>703401283
NNNNNNNNNEWFAGGGGG
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>>703391413
Rolling
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>>703401860
ITS NOT QUINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>703391413
i getz da nukes and shiet fukk ya
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>>703391413
Vault No. 42 checking in.
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>>703393844
Same here. Let me in
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>>703411331
This.
No one even read the sign.
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Can i bring my new build?
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>>703391413
Not gonna die today.
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>>703391413
Vault 69
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Check em
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>>703391413
111
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>>703391413
let me in man
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Dont nuke me or my son ever again.
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ok then
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Nukes here
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pls
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