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Last two digits are the number of hours without masturbation

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Roll
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>>703391850
Okay i'll do it
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ezpz
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rolll
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>>703392375
Damn.
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>>703391388
hope i don't regret this
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01 get
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00 get
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>>703391388
meh, longest it can be is like 4 days. Roll
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I'm about to fap regardless of my roll
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Blub.
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asdd
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Git gud.
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roll
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pls 00
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My luck sucks.
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lul
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Rololololo
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Ok
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roll
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but i need a wank now
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I just had sex. I can easily do up to 24 at this point.
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Fuck that, I'll do days!
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>>703392952

Damn.
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Is this Carrie Underwood?
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>>703391388
Ok
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>>703392655
Yep, my longest was 41 days without cumming with 15min of jelq every day.
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No way. Just look at how beautiful my little guy is!
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>>703391388
Rell
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>>703391388
>>703392488
>>703392555
>>703392655
>>703392777
>>703392833
>>703392922
it's more like dubs thread now.
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Roll
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ok im try
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>>703391388
they see me rolling
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Roll
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Can just
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>>703391388
ye
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check em (or not)
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>>703391388
Bring it on
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roll
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Řôļĺ
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Roll. My nuts are gonna probably be sad after this.
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Roll 00 ex dee
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Dont care if its 99 hours ! Cant masturbate before maybe 2-3 weeks when my dick piercings have healed a little...
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>>703393302
Oh, nvm, only 2 hours. That is still to much for me...
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>>703393302
nice job deleting your post faglord
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>>703393381
Then use the updated number.
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Rolle roll roll
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Sure
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sure
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>>703393452
nice job deleting your post faglord
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Rollan no 99 pls
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curiosity rolll
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Rolll
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Repeating digits!
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Roll
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99 get
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>>703394119
fucking reroll
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>>703391388
easy
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>>703394166
MOAR
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>>703394213
I DEMAND SOMETHING BETTER
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Rrrrolllllerzz
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>>703391388
Rollingggg
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If its over 24 Ill be slightly upset
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roll
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Blub
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Rollarino
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Lets make it days
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Feeling lucky
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>>703391388
Last three for me BONUS
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goo
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ooop
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trololo
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>>703394377
Rise and shine mr freeman
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Boi
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roll
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>>703391388
2 weeks without jerking it
this is child's play boi
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>>703391388
lllor
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hmm ok
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02
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K
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>>703394591
Kek
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If I get 00, then God exists
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>>703391388
roll
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>>703391388
ok
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>>703391388
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>>703391388
ugotits
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>>703391388
definitely doable
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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penis penis penis
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>>703391388
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Plz halp >>703394690
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>>703391388
definitely doable lets roll
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>>703391388
rolling for 69
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after next session
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0
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>>703394882
>]
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>>703391388
roll
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>>703391388
Roll for 01
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Idgaf anyway
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>>703394882
nigga please
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Sure why not
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>>703391388
yikes
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>>703395068
Eh
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>>703394966
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Rollin Rollin Rollin
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>>703394882
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This is actually doable
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roll
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>>703391388
rolling
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Roll
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>>703395103
rerolling cause no
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>>703395200
Ayyyyy
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roll
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im starting after this fap haha
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D;
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Rawliin
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>>703391388
lets see
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>>703395699
WIN
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Roll
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roll
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rollin
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Roll
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>>703391388
For monk anon
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Hey
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>>703396300
winrar
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0
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>>703396407
Too long
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420 blaze
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rollerino
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Fuck it
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Roll
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99 get
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Rolle
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Peka
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511
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roll
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>>703391388
so 0?
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99 please
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rollan
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too many
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Yeye
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>>703391388
dfghdfg
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rolling
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>>703397500
this one is for you boys
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Rooll
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kkk
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Going for 00
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>>703397605
Oh no... 5 hours....
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let's roll
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>>703391388
roll
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>>703391388
role
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>>703391388
rolladoo
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>>703397777
nice quads anon... aka myself
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>>703391388
after this 1
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Roll
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Roll
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>>703391388
Black.
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>>703397777
>
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rrrrooolll
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roll
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>>703391388
oke
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ok fam
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Fuck
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>>703397777
Greetings. My name is Patrick Batemanâ„¢, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high qualityâ„¢, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of qualityâ„¢ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

Regards, Patrick Batemanâ„¢.
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just did so i can hold off
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Roll
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roll
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>>703391388
Pls god no
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>>703398301
AHAHAHHA GOTEM
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ROLLLLLING
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>>703398129
well Patrick Bateman Check these
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Roll.
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>>703391388
roll.
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llor
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check em patrick pls
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go
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Rollzi
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roll
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rolling for intrigue
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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roll
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99plz
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>>703391388
rulla
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*sighs* roll
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>>703391388
Hours?
Piece of cake.
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rollin
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>>703400443
Okay.
Monday, at 2:47 PM is when I can fap.
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roll
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>>703391388
Sure I'm game
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be gentle with me
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>>703391388
I'll do it. My dick needs a break.
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>>703391388
Oh boy
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roll
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Well this could end badly
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different i like
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Fuck it
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ROLLING
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Roll
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>>703391388
rrrolll
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05 get
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we all die eventually what does it matter
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>>703400873
Tempt you somzabitches
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Rollin
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>>703391388
rawllin
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ain't even scared.
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im
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...
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rollllll
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ok
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Hehe xd
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00 get
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>>703391388
rll
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>>703401733
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roll
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>>703402509
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>>703402509
Fugly
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>>703391388
Roll
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r
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interested
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>>703391388
Reluctant roll
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>>703391388
roll [:
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roll
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Rolling
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rollgu
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Roll
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H
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>>703391388
Pray for me.
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Roll
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Spare me
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>>703391388
Rollering.
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>>703403103
Get in, I'm going to sleep rn anyway.
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>>703391388
Joke's on you, I have a girlfriend who needs sex 3x a day.
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Rollin'
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Ezy
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Rollerino
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Roll
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A lash rape
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Rolll
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>>703391388
>3 please
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Roll
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ok
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Rolling
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Rollerino m8
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rolly
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Rolling on the river
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>>703391388
Rollin'
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00 or 01 please
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>>703405492
92? fuck me.
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Roll
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Make it days
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>>703405506
I'll take it
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Roll
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>>703391388
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I'll follow it after my next fap
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Ldldkwodkk
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>>703405620
This is gonna be easy as fuck.
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>>703405588
Dub dubs :)
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>>703391388
Hows about the last two digits be the number of minutes without masturbation?
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y not
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OK.
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I hate noggers
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Test
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Roll
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rollor
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Rollioli
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Lets go
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>>703406007
kek, easy, I just don't fap the rest of the night and then fap when I wake up
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roll
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Give me a challenge
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roll
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Rawl
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Heck
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roll
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Roll
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>>703391388
*Hours*?!?! I count the gaps in days or weeks.
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Not bad
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03 get
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roll
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Rolll
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99 get
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Rollio
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>>703391388
Let's go faggots
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Roooolllllll
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roll
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rawl
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Rolliondowlin
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will do
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>>703391388
Roll
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Fuck you OP im rolling for days.
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>>703391388
roll
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>>703391388
roly poly olly
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Roll?
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>>703391388
tin foil
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>>703398129
>So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

How is it possible to be this socially awkward over text?
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Role
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