Earth is flat, prove me wrong
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Earth is flat, prove me wrong
>>703380527
Fgt
>>703380527
badbait
>>703380527
Your a troll, prove me wrong.
>>703380527
nou
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
earth is round, prov me wrong
earth is round, prove me wrong
Pictures from space show it isn't.
/thread
>>703380527
how can there be a spark in outer space? there's no oxygen
>>703380527
http://www.n2yo.com/space-station/ there you go
how can something that is hollow be flat?
>checkmate sheeples
>>703381161
Modern weapons will fire in space, they do not need air because they are compressed inside a canister (shell). And there is no earth, only zuul
>>703380527
if the earth were flat, we'd all see the same night sky, but with today's technology you can call a friend in Australia and they will pick out different constellations than someone in the US. Also the polar magnets only make sense if the earth were a sphere, or at least a cylinder. Magnets have never worked 'flat earth style' on any disk.
Blind motherfuckers and their basement, supporting spinning ball because NASA said so. Fuckin' fluoride-filled goyim...
>>703380527
Obese redditors will eat you, beware
>>703382208
m8 the clouds changed position and so the earth looks different thats all you fucking retard
>>703380527
No edge and firmament? 0/8 b8
>>703382208
look up "how to see earths curvature"
also there can't be a north or south pole if the earth is flat
It takes longer to fly around the equator, long distance flights use the shape of the earth to take less time. LOOK LOL IT'S MAGIC
https://www.flightradar24.com/blog/flight-paths-and-great-circles-or-why-you-flew-over-greenland/
>>703381161
a bullet is self contained
>if it wasnt you wouldnt be able to shoot underwater retard
>>703380527
>>703380527
It doesn't work like that, YOU have to prove your assertion.
This meme is honestly pretty gay
I mean just objectively it's very dry
>>703381809
holy shit
>>703382681
Stop suckin' dick and realize that's fuckin' bullshit. You people will believe everything as long it's on TV, Nixon said it well
>>703380774
Cmon its this special time of the year
>>703380971
finally someone gets it
>>703382208
this
Also who'd let a jew into space generally the finances are done back on earth
>>703382208
Why there is no picture of earth spinning....
How can someone be that stupid
bubbles
>>703383146
fucks sake i don't give a fuck about nasa, how can you show how earth looks like in it's entirety while it's a fucking sphere ? if it was flat it wouldn't had moved you retard.
>>703382743
No curvature except that GoPro joke, when the horizon is concave-flat-convexe. Pic related.
>>703382938
kill yourself now
on a scale of 1 to adam sandler, how dead are you?
>>703380527
Newton's law of universal gravitation
if earth were flat, everything would be pulled towards the center cuz mass distribution
that is all
kbye
>>703380527
Dear diary today op was a faggot
>>703383507
What ?
Backward thinking here i think
>>703383398
Lol, I kno.... Better look for Pokemon more often
>>703383827
Man, has /b/ always been Fox News Jr.?
>>703383146
>Okay. I will bite. To what end does it change things if the earth is flat, and not round? Why the conspiracy?
>>703384209
different Camera, different focus focus retard.
>>703384321
Whoops, accidental greentext.
>>703384017
yes it has, now leave and never come back retarded fagget
>>703384321
people that just like to think that they know something that everybody else does not...
>>703383720
Underrated post
>>703384547
Cool tired old insults bro.
>>703380527
Done.
>>703384321
famous people being edgelords
science man rap battles
makes me kek everytime i see a new argument
>>703384321
If the earth is flat, there's a dome above (where the stars are). And heaven above that all. We're created, our everyday life might seem like Truman Show, but that also means we have a purpose, we are being supervised (just like all ancient text and teachings suggest).
We're not stardust, evolve from primordial soup through this absurde amount of time.
Search about masons, their relation with the Catholic Church, Jesuits, Copernicus, Newton... This heliocentric model was and it still is just a theory, pushed by this cool religion called science.
>>703384779
>>703384615
It's never a very convincing argument as to the why. Tonnes and tonnes of talk on the specifics of the vast and great machinations that propagate and maintain the conspiracy, but never a concrete answer as to why bother going through all the trouble.
>>703385183
/thread
god exists
>>703384727
that's nice unless psychology messed up the resulrs as we know it could. link to the actual scientific article measuring it with the means of electronical sensors only and I shall be disproven
As a Jew, I'm glad this flat Earth thing is taking off. You guys don't realize the benefits we're about to reap from this. And how easy it is to dupe people into believing it. Niggers sending emails from Africa are now following us to find new avenues, simply because stupid people believe anything. Including, and I never would have believed it, that the planet is flat. I honestly never thought it would be this easy.
>>703384321
Your money and your mind, bro...
>>703384727
I bet you're real fun at parties anon!
>>703385183
this doeas not answear him at all
faggot
>>703385451
Oh, wait, you're right: my iPhone can't detect it, Neil DeGrass Nigger says it's not true... so yeah, more reddit all day, whooo
>>703385381
>>703385183
That still doesn't answer my question though. What difference would that make on the day to day affairs of normal people?
You should feel bad about yourself.
>>703385636
he just said maybe ur not cosmic monkey
>>703385493
Why would the earth being a flat disk change the way I spend money, or my way of thinking?
>>703385947
It wouldn't. It's called reaching.
>>703380893
Prove they're real
>>703385880
um, which words exactly convince you so?
one of us is clearly failing a reading comprehension check, sir
>>703385947
Dude, your taxmoney is sucked by the Gov, funding Photoshop contest held by NASA & co - while you think your entire life is just an accident.
>>703383512
That would prevent me from drinking rolling rock so I can't do that Merchant-san
Posting shitbongs. Jesus UK, get it together DAD
>>703385381
if you are going to use those nice words i might aswell think a little
here's the biggest problem:
"humanity is afraid of the unknown and will try to explain everything they don't understand" add an ignorant famous someone and you got a forest fire, plus then there's the faggots who don't like to be proven wrong and will keep on holding to their beliefs no matter how good your arguments are
>>703385453
>that's nice unless psychology messed up the resulrs as we know it could.
nope. it didn't.
gauss knew this too and factored it in but the effect was too great in his field experiment. like, waaay over the threshold of error.
>link
brah, Gauss didn't exactly publish his findings on the internet
Any maths textbook on differential geometry will do, but probably to hard for most 4channers to understand
have some popsci instead, isbn 978-3-596-17663-2
>>703385595
>get shrek'd, no counterargument exists
>"y-you suck!"
>>703386194
We're not stardust, evolve from primordial soup through this absurde amount of time.
That's about evolution, I guess. The Big Gang Bang Theory, invented by a catholic priest
>>703380527
Well, If the earth where flat ships would not go from bottom up over the horizon. The current explanation and math for gravity would have to be redone ( an object the size of earth that's flat would crush in onto its self). If you where walking to the edge of the earth the flat earth you would feel as though you where walking up a mountain. There's also the fact that people have actually been into space, and you can see that the earth is curved even from a plane if you believe the government faked the moon landing
>>703383340
Retard.
The Earth is flat AND the center of ALL the universe
Milky Way is nothing but a candy bar
ITT idiots who don't know shit about science
>>703380527
>golden gun
>>703386416
t. cuck
>>703386390
ah, you replied to the wrong post then. with this I can agree, sure. check again
>>703386094
Prove they aren't
>>703386215
Well, first off, I'm not an American, so no they do not directly, and why would the shape of the planet change my beliefs, whatever they may be?
Assuming you mean that I couldn't believe in both God and trust in science, If God is eternal and all powerful, why couldn't He create the universe as the heliocentric model claims it is structured?
>>703381809
High as fuck right now. This is the last thing I need to see
Nile is lava
>>703386339
>978-3-596-17663-2
man, this isbn points to some shit in german.
give me the actual "too hard" articles. If they are in a normal fucking language this won't be a problem for me
>>703386774
God can't even control abortion machines
>>703387028
which part about "literally any maths textbook about differential geometry" do you not understand.
>>703386986
oh shit.
thanks for the warning bro
>>703387160
it's all clear to me
but you seem to not understand the always present "if you want to convince me, then it;s your job to provide me with understandable sauce"
>>703386094
How can pictures be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>703380527
I'm an astronaut who's been to space and can tell you first hand it's round
A "flat" Earth at that size, under control of the sun's gravity literally can't happen. You'd have to break the laws of physics to let that happen.
>>703387558
and I'm an astronaut who have been to THREE spaces and also I'm not sponsored by anybody and I can tell you it's shaped like a banana. 4-dimensional
>>703386774
God bless you
If earth is flat then who is phone?
*le science
>>703387762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I3mBojc0
truly, the good book is good
>>703386986
Here's your damn "lava"
>>703387730
Yeah okay nice try troll but yeah everyone I've been to space and can tell you first hand it's round all these flat earthers are just sheep (go look on the flatearth website they take 15$ tips to sign up)
>>703387444
>understandable
and it is certainly not my job to educate you.
20 seconds on google
>http://isites.harvard.edu/fs/docs/icb.topic867732.files/1361102.pdf
enjoy
its almost literally the same as whats written in the image I posted though. only that you are VERY unlikely to understand whats written in link related.
>>703382208
different cameras take different photos. you'd be surprised how much a lens can change how an object looks. (shape and color)
No one here belives the Earth is flat, they pretend too to get responces and attention.
Besides it's impossible to cover up a flat Earth and anyone can see its round for them selfs
space tourism
http://www.spaceadventures.com/experiences/circumlunar-mission/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_tourism
http://www.spaceadventures.com
https://www.blueorigin.com
http://www.virgingalactic.com
http://worldview.space
http://www.xcor.com
DIY space programs
https://copenhagensuborbitals.com
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Construct-a-Weather-Balloon/
https://rocketry.wordpress.com/2014/08/18/amateur-rocket-team-launches-rocket-to-73-1-miles/
Comercial space flight
http://lunar.xprize.org
http://www.space.com/8541-6-privatecompanies-launch-humans-space.html
And you can see the ISS yourself as well as other things
https://youtu.be/nsc80evqJ88 [Open]
http://www.popsci.com/10-ways-you-can-prove-earth-is-round
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eratosthenes
https://youtu.be/sQw_C5KLhFM [Open]
The flat Earth is satire, these threads are made every day as troll threads.
Sage goes in all feilds
>>703380527
How'd that happen? Doesn't it make sense for the earth to be round considering gravity pulls in all "directions" so it would be like holding a putty then mushing it around in your hands to make a ball?
>>703380527
OP's a devil worshipper. Prove me wrong.
>>703386821
kys
>>703387762
The fun part is that the more you know about science, everything makes more sense, but the bible is always a mess no matter how many times you read it.
>>703388222
admittedly I can't get it right now. But I fucking will. I have enough friends to explain it to me step by step.
so thank you anon you had enough patience for my shit. I'm moody today.
>>703388328
gravity is a lie
-flat earthers
>>703388372
>>703387762
there, op accepts flat earth
you are wrong
>>703386094
astronautfag here, cant timestamp atm
confirmed to be round earth
>>703380971
Hey, that's just what this guy said!
>>703388650
ok
have some tits then
those are definitely not flat
>>703388712
>planets moving around the sun
WHAT? NO BUT FLAT EARTH THO
>>703382208
holy shit, this might be really good bait im about to take... but this image is fucking retarded. the earth fuckin spins... even if its the same camera its going to get different looks almost every time. hurr fuckin durr.
there also at least used to be a channel on satellite tv that was literally the earth live from outer space and you could tell it fuckin spins and is round fucktards jesus christ. i guess no proof is good enough for these paranoid fucks other than them going out there themselves and looking.
>>703388965
and one more because muh pixels
>>703388965
they are flat, it's just an optical illusion made by fish eye lense.
>>703388792
pics of shoe on your dick and earth in the background or didn't happen
>>703389052
three time's a charm
>>703382208
Yeah, that's right. Because NASA said so. No other reason.
>>703380527
When the fuck will you learn that this is not why /b/ exists? When the fuck will you get off your ass and actually contribute something that isn't total cancer? I've sat silent for too long. I sat through your faggot "dubs" bullshit, I've sat through skeletons, anorexic whores, and shave balls. You fucking killed /b/. No, it wasn't always the trolling and faggotry that you've turned it into. It was actually pretty cool. Nobody worried about bait because even though we shared extreme shit, it was real, it was authentic, and we actually gave a shit. Well fuck it. I'm out. I can't sit through another 5 years of this catastrophe. Thanks for killing something great. Thanks for fucking nothing.
>>703389136
i cant flip out my dick in mid space, unless you want a pic in the station with nakid flesh
>>703389052
>>703388965
oh yeah, I can already picture that: flat-tits theorists. Time to start a new shitpost thread.
ty based scianon
>>703389014
They are mentally ill. You are wasting your time if you try to make a mentally ill person to get into their senses if they don't want to listen no matter how hard you try.
>>703389127
>>703389317
>have you ever seen tits in real life, not on pictures?
>I'm telling you, they are actually flat, its just a conspiracy by victoria's secret and the nylon fiber industry
>>703383507
Ayyy.. that bottom picture was photoshopped!
How can you cunts think the earth is flat, it aint even fuckin level!
>>703389381
>camera angles
>>703389367
Say that shit again and I will unleash 8 years of Army SEALS training on your ass.
>>703380527
OP kill urself
>>703380971
>stars closer than the moon
fuking kek
>>703380527
prove yourself right, fagit
>>703389504
>>703389317
this is how they look without the usual fisheye lenses
>>703389314
>i cant flip out my dick in mid space
cause why, nasa won't let you?
I'm not buying it faggot. But sure, go on. your nekid flesh and xenomorph with shoe on head will do.
no xenomorphs still inside astronauts tho
>>703389561
>those are not shadows, thats just clever makeup
>>703389381
I really didn't expect I'm gonna kek this much on one of those threads
>>703381374
50 gold of goodness
>>703389609
Because his dick would freeze off but he would die before that due to a breach in his suit and there's not like a zipper on space suits
>astronaut fag here can confirm earths roundness
>>703389609
because the suit would compromise
>>703389655
>you see how the one on the right was cleverly shooped in
>>703389799
chek'd, you're welcome
>>703389464
PROVE THIS WRONG
YOU LITERALLY CANT REFUTE THIS LOGIC
>>703389846
>>703389897
shh, you idiots. I might have succeded in helping evolution
>>703380527
Why is this important?!
>>703389901
PROOF OF THE FLAT-TIT THEORY
>>703390064
JUST MAKEUP
Here's the deal: there are two types of Flat Earthers: trolls, and literal Bible interpreters. Somewhat surprisingly, we usually encounter the latter on /b/. They have the freedom to make shit up (lie) because truth and understanding are not their goals, and they end the arguments with "prove me wrong." By disavowing any science put forward and continuing to make shit up, they "win" by attrition. It is simply impossible to keep up with having to explain away the barrage of the violations of the most basic principles of geometry, math, science, and logic. They aren't interested in critical thinking or putting in the requisite effort to do the science. Proofs are tossed aside, or they may not even respond when they can't fabricate anything that would pass even their own red-faced test. They are blind to 3D visualualization. They concentrate on believing what their leaders tell them, and will not allow any sense to mar their fractured perception of the universe. There is simply no arguing. It's like trying to paint over mud. You just end up with a dirty brush.
>>703390064
they forgot to shop the boob into the mirror.
kek
the water is the answer on a ball it can stay but on on a plate not
>>703390028
Huh. That's actually a darned good question. I have no answer.
>>703390114
see how her hands lay flat on her chest?
THERES NOTHING THERE
yall wasted your life on a lie
tits aren't real
>>703390180
my man
>>703388965
>>703389052
>>703389169
>>703389381
>>703389504
>>703389561
>>703389655
>>703389901
>>703390064
>>703390114
>>703390180
please, come regularly to those threads. you could make /b/ a slightly better place...
Just remember, always follow your preacher. Anyone who reads the Bible with authority is always right, and will bring you to salvation.
>>703390402
>mfw
if the earth is flat how it comes apples not?
>>703390585
saved
>>703390582
you must mean "salivation"
>>703390585
I really need to go to sleep now though, its like 0130 over here
>>703390402
Now I can die in peace.
>>703390857
Thanks for the visual proofs on non-flatness!
>>703390857
shit, really? here too.
where from?
>>703391034
Kraut
>>703390927
not before you contribute a bit moar, bro
>>703391084
Schlaaand
Ich bin >>703390927
>>703391084
ah, sure. that's why you link to german sauces.
polfag here. sleep well bro
>>703384321
Literally nothing.
NASA are a complete waste of taxpayer money, all they do is fuck about on a jolly.
>but muh moon landing
And what? This matters why?
>ITT
Germans prove flat-chest-theory
>>703380527
No one has fallen off the earth, retard.
>>703391412
Superganzgeilclasse!
>>703391298
SCIENCE! MONEY! INTERWEBZ!
... and the survival of the human race.
>>703391298
Sure, bro. I'll bet your contributions alone are of far greater value to the world. You're smart.
>>703391750
>Superganzgeilclasse
what does this mean?
>>703391750
>>703391843
>le reddit science meme
NASA do nothing useful.
>>703392072
>>Superganzgeilclasse
>what does this mean?
It means he liked your comment.
>>703392184
>NASA do nothing useful.
Sure bro. I'll bet you know exactly what "do nothing useful" feels like.
>>703392184
So don't fund nasa. Let europe and asia dominate space technology and you buy it later from them like you buy your rockets from russia now.
>>703386286
>22.000 £ are not good enough for a too fat family
>>703392682
>So don't fund nasa.
(psst - I think he's a foreigner, and doesn't really have a say to begin with. Sour grapes and all).
>>703392454
This post tells me nothing
>>703392682
>space technology
Who cares? We don't need it. It is a frivolity.
>>703392682
well, russia actually lies in europe and asia, you know...
>>703392184
>>703391298
https://spinoff.nasa.gov/Spinoff2008/tech_benefits.html
>>703392950
>This post tells me nothing
Exactly. But it *should* tell you that you you do not come across as anyone who is productive. If you had any sense of the worth of work is like, you'd appreciate what the space programs of all the countries contribute. But I'm sure you're just here to make trouble because you don't really know how to make any thing else. Except maybe chocolate milk.
>>703382037
/thread
>>703392870
Yup, our monies go to esa.
>>703392950
There be gold im them hills, mboy!
>>703393170
Yes, I know.
>>703392950
We will when earth becomes a dump wasteland
>>703392184
Yeah satellites haven't ever done anything for anyone.
