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Every Day Carry
>pocketdump, you faggots.
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>>703378320
ITT: pictures of knives and guns and really cool stuff people actually don't own.
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Why do you carry drillbits
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Why do you carry just a cellphone case, and also do you just carry the belt or do you wear it
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>>703378320
>afro comb
Get out Tyrone
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>>703378320
If that is you you are a complete and total faggot and I hate you. First off how do you carry that much shit, and why do you have an afro pick
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>>703378320
Pocket dump of some overweight basement dweller who wants to be in the special forces.
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>>703378442
Fail
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Is the belt for tying off?
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Why have a faggy paracord bracelet?
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>>703378320
hat kinda autist carries all that shit about every day

>>703378869
and what the fuck is going on with your fingernails
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>>703378629
They go with the Leatherman. Good for fixing bike, working on guitar, etc.
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>4 knives
You are a mall ninja. No ifs or buts about it, you just like playing pretend survivalist and showing people how many tools you have for any unexpected "scenarios".
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>>703378661
Of course I wear the belt. Just shows where the holsters abd knife go.
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>>703379204
OP, I hope you are taking notes, because this is how it's done.
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>>703378750
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
...
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>leathermen
>keys
>watch
>wallet
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>>703378769
Cargo pants and holsters.
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OP's survival kit
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>>703379355
Lost
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>>703378810
Damn, you responded quick for someone who's so out and about.
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>>703379387
But what about the cellphone case
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>>703379577
you carry like 10 lbs of shit around with you that you don't need. why do you have 4 knives.... just carry the leathermen if anything faggot.a flashlight ? Stupid paracord bracelet ? pen AND a marker ? superglue and a tape measure ? And the afro comb..... If you are carrying all this shit you don't need to worry about your appearance, no girl will want to sleep with you.
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>>703379053
Easy cordage. I've retied it several times after various uses.
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>>703379886
riiiiiiiiiight
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>>703379204
What os the yellow thing on the upper left córner?

>óóó
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>>703379204
Kek is that a zip gun?
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>>703379972
cheap knife sharpener.
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>>703378869
Its funny how I imagined you being fat, carrying some of those tools by your belt then I saw your hand
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>>703379797
It's a spare incase the one on my phone breaks or if a friend needs one. Should never be unprepared for things like that, ya know?
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>>703379230
No, I take care of my knives up to different standards depending on usage.
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>>703379972
knife sharpener
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>>703379972
Knife sharpener
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>>703380079
youre a zip gun
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>>703378320
how do u carry so much shit lmao???

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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>>703378320
Everyday carry
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>>703379204
With the shit EDC fags carry I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a parody.
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>>703379797
Phone took the picture, slowpoke :^)
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>>703379941
Yikes
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>>703378320
Nice where did you get the benchmade i could never manage to find a relpacement for mine
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>>703380115
Is your moms basement pretty cool or is it unfinished ?
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>>703380183
Fucking fight me
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>>703378320
>multiple knives
>afro comb
Be more insecure, and enjoy prison.
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>>703380102
No I don't I don't have autism
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surprising lack of guns, which is nice
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>>703380311
fuck you my dad can beat up your dad!
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If you carry more than your wallet, phone, and keys, you are a faggot.
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>>703378320
You guys are all fucking gay
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>>703380271
Whats the problem?
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>>703380356
says the criminal
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>>703378320
i get annoyed when i got more than my phone in my pocket.

wtf are you expecting to go down every day anyway?

i mean maybe id carry extra shit if i didnt drive a car.
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>>703379355
>>703379204
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>>703380087
Dear me, you've offended me on the internet. What ever shall I do?!
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>>703378810
topkek
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roll
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why do you carry a sharpie ? Are you signing autographs ?
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>>703380454
says the guy who's been shot
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>>703380454
Turns out they can carry guns, too.
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>>703378320
4 knives......
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>>703380290
Amazon. Bass pro sells them for $210, but online you can get them around $140ish.
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>>703378320
Only niggers carry combs
Go back to Africa
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>>703378320
Looking at what they carry it's not surprising not one of these fucks is carrying a condom.
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>>703380583
the Please arrest me kit
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>>703378320
That's a lot of shit.
Phone wallet and keys. What's all that other crap for?
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>>703378320
I bet that notebook is just full of empty pages
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ITT edgy faglords who spend stupid money on shit they don't need so they can show off there alpha everyday carry.
I have a wallet, pack of smokes and a lighter and I have gotten on fine.
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>>703378320

Am I the only one that thinks these threads are total cringe?
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>>703378320
what does it feel like to be an insufferable plebeian
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>>703379533
boii I have the same leatherman as you
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>>703380583
Is this you?
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>>703380765
I'd vote for it's full of pages talking about how women go after the douchey men and his plans to get back at the world
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>>703380302
This is your last warning. STOP!
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>>703379941
Do you have ibs
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>>703378320
Stupid shit
>4 knives, ditch the cheapo key ring and the seatbelt slicer
>carrying the bits. Leave those in your vehicle, you're not gonna need anything outside of a + and - which your Leatherman has
>tape measure
>notebook: your phone can do that
>shitty Bose earbuds
>sharp elbows
>afro pick? If that's for your beard you need to reassess your life choices.
>store-bought paracord bracelet. Have some respect and make your own, paracord is super cheap
>no pencil

6/10 too much shit
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>>703378320
My carry. + 2 laptops (work, personal)
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>>703378320
you must have some big fucking pockets in those cargopants

I carry keys, wallet and phone in my suit pockets like a normal person.
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>>703380079
Even gayer, it's a rubber band gun
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>>703379533
>leatherman
I considered buying one for a while, but I heard quite negative reviews about the components' durability and about the building quality (axis giggles, pliers misaligned). Do you have any experience you could put to words?
What do you use it for? How long have you had it for?
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>>703379941
What kinda Canadian carries a comb? Back to the ice flows with ya.
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>>703378869
stop chewing your fingernails shitlord
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>>703380431
That is the wallet of a car thief
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Why do so many people carry knives around with them? Only times I have ever needed a knife are when cutting my food or if I can't find a screwdriver.
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>>703380583
I think I saw you in face/off
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>>703379941

>Canadian tire recipt
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>>703380583
All you're missing is a flask.

hooligan/10
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>plus Iphone 6s I took the Pic with
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>>703380338
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>>703379886
i for one am a fan of edc but when you start calling rope cordage you become a survivalist faggot
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>>703381027
>Lockpick gun and stethoscope

Did you literally search "safe cracking tools" online and buy the first things you saw to impress /b?
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>>703380462
I just like knives. Pretty shit as a self defense tool tbh. I don't mind carrying a lot of stuff, so why not just have it?
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>>703378320
>Tfw you live in a first world country so you don't need to carry around weapons for protection.
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>>703381027
Are you a bank robber?
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>>703378869
>disgusting fat hand
>disgusting bitten nails

fucking faggot wow. Makes sense why you carry all that shit LOL.
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>>703380431
Says the nicotine addict
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>>703380477
Didnt want to insult, just I suprised to have deduced that from that pic.
Nice dubs tho
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>>703381454
I did exactly that. Are you impressed?
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>>703380948
had a good laugh
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>>703381639
How the hell are you supposed to get drunk with that eensy flask?
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>>703379204
> marbles
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>>703381182
People living in cities generally don't carry knives. If you live in the countryside it's a lot more common, and sometimes essential depending on where you are (though carrying more than one on you is still odd).
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>>703380544
Easier to write on non-paper objects (metal, plastic, etc.)
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>>703380383
My dad beat up Chuck Norris' wife's son, so I really doubt that, asshole!
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>>703380431
Edgy
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>>703381776
I'm already drunk when I leave the house...
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>>703380453
Hey fuck you man
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>>703381855
to write your number in bathroom stalls ?
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Can't pic related but:

Phone
Wallet with swiss card
Pocket knife (Vic. waiter)
Keys
400 mg of ibuprofen for my muscle tensions
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>>703380672
Sad, but true.
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>>703380583
Hey man how is ponyboy doing?
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>>703381828
exactly, I live out in the country, have a huge garden and do tons of work outside, I use my knife all the time and at work too
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>>703381683
I come to these threads to cringe. Your post did the best job
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>>703378320
I will never understand why some of you fags need all this shit. Wear a belt, maybe some sunglasses. Carry a phone, Wallet and Keys. Absolute maximum you add a pack of gum, cigarettes and/or a watch. Anything else and your living in some delusion that your fucking pocket knife will protect you from the suburban mother across the street
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>>703381321
Easter europe phrase book? Jedi govna
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Use timestamps faggots
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>>703380672
why would you carry condoms around with you everywhere everyday ? Just keep them in your night stand ....
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>>703378320
>autism
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>>703382086
Stay golden
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>>703380948
>he bought an Espada
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>>703381557
pentester/redteam
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> +motoG phone

also
>carrying lots of stuff
you need to keep your inventory low so you can get sweet loot, guys
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>>703381499
those damn bulky pockets though.

and when ya sit down.

agghhh!
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>>703380989
Ya how did you know that?
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>>703382154
b-but it will
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>>703382217
You obviously don't get out much
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>>703382119
>119 â–¶
>>>703381683 (You)
>I come to these threads to cringe. Your post did the best job
YAY!
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>>703381307
>shitty giant wallet
>knife you can't open with one hand, in a fucking sheath to boot
>shitty cheapo earbuds
>that fucking fake RBF ribbon
>good choice for marker tho
>zippo
>cloth band on watch ENJOY BEING SOGGY
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>>703381321
It's Elvis! I knew he wasn't dead!
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>>703381027

Nice faggot stethoscope. It won't work. But it's nice.

Now if you want something open...
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>>703381321

Liam Neeson?
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>>703381776
it's also really fat, like twice as thick as other one it's 8 oz
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>>703382284
>Edge lord chain

On a scale of 1 to a McDonald's floor. How greasy is your hair right now?
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>>703381027
What the....
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>>703379941
This might be crazy but I took one look at your keys to know where you work.
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>>703381055
Shut up nerd
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Mine. I own a IT consulting and electronics repair business, so notebook is for taking down client info over the phone, or notes when onsite. Top left is business card holder. Two pens because I always manage to lose one randomly, two flash drives with repair tools and docs on them, victorinox pocket knife with led, pen, phillips/slotted screw drivers, file, scissors, knife and bottle opener. Don't like folding wallets so have a cc holder with money clip. Also carry an LG V10 phone, but not in pic because i used it to take the pic.
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>>703381828
Arab immigrants usually carry them
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>>703380765
Correct. Used pages are discarded
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>>703382328
No, I do there's just no reason to carry condoms everyday ... if you're going out yeah that's understandable but everyday ? Besides I don't fuck with condoms, got a vasectomy when I turned 22
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>>703382477
it's so dry that dandruff is an issue so I shave it close. ;_; pls no bully
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>>703382569
>those smushed pins
triggered. You're a monster for carrying that around.
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>>703382569
reasonableasfuck/10
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>>703381321
Fucking James Bond over here guys.
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>>703378320
Why the fuck do you have a watch and a belt in your pocket?
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>>703382439
>8oz
Get drunk
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>>703378320
hello redit
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>>703381307
>zippo
>doesn't smoke

Le tips fedora
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>>703382353
Fake ass RBF, looking at a real one at work right now
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I have everything I need right here.
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>>703382849
I don't use a flask to get drunk, I'm drunk when I leave the house
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>>703382353
>looks big, is 8cm x 9cm
>stupid german law, carry it on belt
>shure se215, 130euros
>what the fuck is rbf
> thanks
>happy with zippo
>okay true, need a new watch anyways
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>>703381023
>Homemade paracord looks store bought
Thanks anon.
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>>703382876
obvious pyro
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>>703382325
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?!
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>>703379941
Tf is with all these coins
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>>703382956
holy shit nostalgia
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Yes, I'm cool
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>>703381149
Sure thing, ma!
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>>703382956
Hip as fuck man
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>>703382646
Dude the only thing a vasectomy prevents is an unwanted kid.

What if you fuck some chick/ dude
Whatever your into and wake up with goop coming out of your cock.
Besides. No chick will let you fuck her without a rubber unless she can't think straight
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>>703382984
Wow you're really cool
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>>703383085
I also wear a Lego superman with my keys. Replace him once a year. Kek
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>>703381321
>2013
>still a nicer phone than mine

Feelsbadman
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>>703382956
How badly do you need to save 5 cents on mini wheats dude, you got that 20 ball out
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Keys
Wallet
Phone
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>>703383063
Their mumma looks all doped up on Valium
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Snowglobe.
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>>703381027
>Pistachios
Literally the worst snack for an EDC.
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>>703381349
Go read a book.
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>>703383325
I usually spring for pants and a shirt but to each his own I guess
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>>703383207
I have been with my girl for 5 years now, and the ones on the side have never used a condom with, my girl is okay with it.
>>703383212
I wasn't saying I'm cool, I'm an alcoholic
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>>703381574
Anon plz
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>>703378320
I should really get an OTG USB cable too
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>>703381639
You are an alcohol
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>>703381574
I like this guy
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>>703379204
Want to learn how to loosen that load?

I count six too many condoms than you'll ever need.
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>>703381545
>IMPLYING
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>>703383452
Have you ever consumed alcohol rectally
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>>703379204
Fucking Kek!
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>>703382353
nevermind googled rbf, didn`t look for a real one, just took one because i think it looked cool
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>phone
>wallet
>keys
What else
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>>703383384
exactly shes to high to give a fuck about your life, she will end you before you can grab your damn leatherman
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>>703381545
first world doesn't mean rich. third world doesn't mean poor
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>>703381617
Maybe I should carry soft drinks and twinkies... that would really irk you guys.
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>>703383677
implying implications
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>>703382740
My first day working in this industry I stomped on a Pentium 4 CPU and drilled a hole in it to make a cool keychain out of it. Many other items have adorned the keychain temporarily until I get bored of them, but never the P4.
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>>703382398
Muh acetylene
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My time to shine
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No class, the lot'a'ya combined...
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>>703378320
You're autistic. What the fuck would you even need half that shit for? Considering you probably never leave your mommas basement.
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>>703378320
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>>703383779
I don't have a leather man I'd just cunt punt her if she were provoke me
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>>703381955
No, i work inna kitchen. Metal pots and plastic bins mostly.
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>>703380583
I got drunkenly circumcised at a party with a switchblade.
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All i carry, and my big ass keyset byt in ignition atm
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>>703383982
How much money did that confederate bill cost you?
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>>703381639
Forgot my keys
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>>703379204
I dont see extra ammo for that rubber band gun, the fuck is this amateur hour?
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>>703378661
>implying implications
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>>703383990
>G43
>hornady shit ammo
lol
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>>703378320
i feel like this amount of pocket carry is boarderline cringy.
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>>703382569
>own an IT consulting and electronics repair business

how many employees do you have? have a shop?

>notepad
>pens
>smartphone.
protip: lose the paper and just use your phone.

im an independent consultant but i dont have an llc. 1099 gives me the same tax return if i had an llc so i dont need one yet.
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>>703383928
>dumped out handbag

Tits or GTFO
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>>703383699
dissolved valium, morphine, heroin, and MDPV and what not in alcohol rectally so technically yes
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>>703384134
> Library of Congress
read faggot
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>>703384134

Nothing. My great great grandpa took it off a dead slaver.
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>>703383085
>cool
>vapes.

sorry that is not how that works.
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>>703383928
>single duracell AA battery
kek
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>>703379204
>2016
>not carrying around star wars toys and a floppy disk
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>>703384199
Imma get some plain Jane JHPs soon so we can quit having this convo. As for the 43? Best single stack on the market. Dat perfection doe
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>>703384134
they are cheap as fuck actually
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>>703384101
yeah we get it, you vape
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>>703378869
Sorry for your owning of such a shit knife, you fat fuck. I suggest you take it stab your self in the temple with it.
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>>703384030
>2 children
Absolute best case scenario for you is your hand goes inside and you feel slightly wet rage-gina before your a stomped into oblivion and run over with a minivan
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This is all I carry
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I'm trying to quit smoking don't hate. Also I have my phone and wallet.
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>>703383986
moar
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>>703379355
hahahahaha!
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>>703382154
1) how would you smoke cigs with no light?
2) being in a fight without a weapon would... help you? Explain.
>where's your brain?
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>>703384533
What kinda mouth piece is that lol
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>>703382569
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>>703382318
Mint pills. Do they help? The only thing that helps for me is heating pad and if desperate enema
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>>703379355
You win
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>>703382398
Might wanna throw on some flashback arrestors on there bud
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>>703382229
/k/ is a bit slow today. I love responding to /b/'s shitposters.
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>>703382569
>Owning anything from Wenger and not Victorinox

You fucking pleb
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>>703384655
most people actually injure themselves with knives in a fight, you have to be trained to use one. Once it's down on the ground especially bound to cut yourself over and over. Also an escalation of force in a robbery is never a good idea, you go from getting beat up to getting the ever loving shit kicked out of you
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>>703384387
wow, you're right. some are pretty cheap.
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>>703384655
1.) >2016 and not firebending
2.) I refer you to firebending
And btw I left my brain in my other holster
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>>703384220
Working the plans to open a retail location within a year. No employee, but do hire another local tech to cover my overage, and will likely offer full-time position to him when I open the location. Don't think he'll accept as he probably makes more on contractual work, but I'd rather go with him over a new, untested person.

I don't like typing on my phone while talking on the same phone, its awkward as fuck and not always possible if i'm somewhere where its inappropriate to put someone on speakerphone.

>Captcha was select all storefronts kek
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>>703381321
"Don't just stand there"
Verified stalker guidebook. Also there aren't niggers in Russia
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>>703378320

What are you? A chav?? fucking toothless cunt.
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>>703384220
What's on that flash drive anon
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>>703380904
>poo.png kek
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>>703379204
>tie interceptor toy
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>>703384935
I have a stack of them somewhere under my coins, You can buy a stack of them for next to nothing. There was a ton printed.
>>703384325
No he didn't
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>>703384726
Why? Is it because I don't have a blade big enough to kill a gorilla?
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>>703382232
Oh yesss
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>>703384379
>Best single stack on the market.
yeah if you ignore all the actual top 4-5 better options. But there will always be people who know nothing about guns and they just buy a gun cause the name on the side, not based on objective reasoning.
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>>703385066

I smell some redneck butthurt...
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>>703384880
Uhhh, what?
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Here is mine, what do you think?
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>>703382289
Surprisingly, only the trifold wallet bothers me when I sit.
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>>703384752
Yes they do. Also do you use coffee for enema or?
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>>703383677
you just didn't get the joke, did you ?
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>>703384676
I don't know th brand, but I hate the little short on le that came with my tank so I got this longer one and I like it a lot better.
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>>703381027
edgy af no label hand sanitizer
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>>703385126
Fuck ur mum in the cunt with those knives
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>>703378320
> S7 Spigen Neo Hybrid
Best case
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>>703383405
the word cord is nowhere in your example. now you're a pompous survivalist faggot.
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>>703385238
Girly handed applefag. 0/10
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>>703384884
boy thats pretty sad...

>>703384880
>victorinox.
how did i do?
>>703384220


>>703384956
so you said you own a business,... are you exaggerating your role as an independent contractor or your LLC? Not trying to rustle your jimmies, but you don't own a business if that's the case, you're a consultant just like me.

I bought a $50 motorola hint so that I can talk hands free when working. I like it so far. its in my photo.
>take notes on phone while hearing them in your ear. no speakerphone.
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>>703383982
>tips fedora
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>>703385172
Nigga you don't know shit
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The big black thing is a notebook.
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>>703382848
Bless your heart.
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>>703385423
Diary?
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>>703385417
dont be mad that you bought an inferior product. buyer's remorse happens, just learn from your mistake
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keys wallet phone

anything more than that just to go outside is getting cringy and autistic

a pocketknife on your keychain is acceptable
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>>703382853
No, just a /k/ommando storming the beaches on /b/day
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>>703385617
Shut up faggot
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>>703385036
theres two there.
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>>703378320

So much unnecessary junk. Why would anyone want to be weighed down with all this shit?!
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>>703385423
The cheapest Rolex that is available? It's nice, but they are ubiquitous. My grandmother gave me one for my birthday this year because she found an authentic one under a hedge.
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>>703380583
I bet you drive down New York City streets at night as a loner.
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>>703385617
an underaged kid who's never had a job or a skill
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>>703385172
Please elaborate. And don't only use capacity to make your argument. Or any full framed antiquated novelty guns. Also killing the soul doesn't help when they're behind cover and your round provides no real aspect of penetration since the velocity is significantly lower than 9mm or .40S&W
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>>703384475
>This is my design.

Sumn tells me there's a deficit in the Cats with Heads numbers in your neighborhood.
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>>703385840
well...I don't live ne New York
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>>703385743
>pure pwnage

Dafaq is that
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>>703383521
Comes in handy when shitposting on the go. I wish it was a data cable, but it's charge only :^/
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>>703385378
I'm registered with the state as a LLC business, collecting and paying sales tax, liability insurance etc. I have repair contracts for companies who ship me items to repair/refurbish, as well as doing on-site consultancy and break/fix work. Will be rolling out MSP plans in a few weeks.

I've considered getting a bluetooh headset, but just never did. Probably should just bite the bullet, but old habits die hard. I grew up when handwriting was still a thing.
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lazy neet who wears sweatpants almost everyday
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>>703385599
He wasn't me.
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>>703386054
Nigga fuck you
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>>703385261
Just peeled off. Shitty gas station stuff.

Never underestimate the importance of clean hands.
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>>703381307

Are you Adam Savage???
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>>703381182
I had one of those that fold into a card in my wallet to open boxes at my job. I do quality control, so every know and then I have to open the cases to make sure things are being packed correctly
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>>703385869
Because I don't carry a bunch of retarded shit everywhere I go?

How do you come to that conclusion?

It's wrong, btw
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>>703383986
>What the fuck would you even need half that shit for?
Read the thread.
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>>703378320
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>>703385527
Sort of. I like to think of it as more of a journal/general note-taking book.
>>703385814
My dad gave it to me as an HS graduation present, so I mostly wear it for sentimental reasons. I like it because it's not as flashy as some of the more expensive ones.
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>>703382318
My stomach got a lot better when I quit smoking. I didn't quit nicotine, just cigarettes.
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>>703381937
well that was rude
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>>703381776
Everclear, and you just add to whatever you're already drinking. Do you even alcoholic
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>>703386399
Chikin and lettuce
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>>703385249
Nah that's not a good idea. Coffee also hurts my stomach so.. I get saline laxative enema and dump half out, fill with water. 80 cents at Walmart. Can you tell me any safe foods/general advice? I feel like I'm dying every night
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>>703384213
Seems that way until one of you faggots needs something and then thank me when I'm like , "I got you, /b/."
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>>703385883
lol k, its lower capacity is one of its main drawbacks. what else do you want me to ignore, the higher price, worse ergonomics, its heavier weight, the bigger size?
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>>703386397
Yeah, it's a nice watch, what does your dad wear? I am sure he has got something quite nice if he gave that to you for high school graduation.
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>>703382525
Where do i work?
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>>703381321
What the fuck
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>>703386054
i too have E&O, and general liability insurance. you as a sole person have repair contracts? that's impressive. They have to be small companies.. youre definitely on the right track. ---generate recurring income-- is how you make money.


moto hint is alright, the other one that is good is the plantronics one. but it still has like a boom mic on your face. i got the hint because no one ever notices it in my ear usually. (that or they think its a hearing aid) so i dont look like a total faggot using it.

I would too be selling contracts to my current clients, although right now im trying to buy a local business and then build that. if that doesnt go through then i will start my own..

kind of just waiting to graduate first (still working on bachelors) and then i will go full force with that strategy similar to what youve got now.


also i was looking at getting an llc before i picked up one of my biggest clients (20hrs a week) but the taxes are not any better than if you were just to write them off under your name at the end of the year (with a 1099)
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>>703380811
Don't day cringe anymore faggot
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>>703386563
Just lots of real peppermint lad. Also try putting some oregano in your water from time to time
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>>703382205
I think govna is uk slang
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>>703384464
>$140 benchmade
>shit
You can only pick one. Come to /k/ /KTG/ sometime and we'll lern ya gud.
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+z3 compact

Srry for the glow effect/ shit phone camera.
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>>703386297
you sure as hell sound like one. you have no work experience then.

i carry a knife because i open boxes. some people carry flash drives because they fix computers all day. some carry sunglasses because they live near the equator


its all relative.
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>>703386011
purepwnage.com
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>>703381204
Usually have a bit of small garbage shit like that in my back pocket because am faggot and i like to avoid littering if at all possible, this city looks trashy enough as it is
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>>703386865
Does it stop the pain/bloating? It looks like I have a few baseballs in my gut
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>>703383207
You must not fuck many women. I've been with dozens and not a single one refused to fuck without a condom. Or maybe women only pity fuck you, and would be devastated to get pregnant with one of your ugly retarded spawns.
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>>703378320
Based Caribbean edition
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>>703386552
I do the same. Chicken salad with a little Italian. Tomatoes are ok
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>>703384853
>I love wasting my time by getting continually baited by 15 year old faggots
Autism confirmed
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>>703387212
Fuck YOU faggot CHECK EM
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>>703386833
>>703386054
speaking of, why did you make an llc? why couldnt you just bill under your name?
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>>703385339
Are you literally retarded.
>Rope: Made of natural fibers
>Cordage: Made of synthetic material

Learn to read, then go read a book.
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>>703386571
Everything you just said is subject to opinion. Like that nice one you got there. As far as it's slightly higher capacity siblings? That's also a matter of personal preference. But here's one thing that I do know. When I pull the trigger, no matter what the situation, it's gonna put a bullet into what I'm aiming at. No matter what. Every time. No other line of guns has been torture tested to the lengths this has. No Glock that I own has ever jammed. None has ever "just gone off". There's a reason the military is switching to Glock. If you don't like it that's fine. But don't pretend that I made a bad choice investing in a gun that will easily sell for what I gave for it if I ever decide to sell it. But to humor you I will say this. I am about to start looking for a set of Tarans to add 2 rds to the mags. They seem like a crowd favorite.
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>>703387140
>you have no work experience then
You're terrible at guessing and you should give up trying

But hey, enjoy carrying four six-inch fixed blade knives everywhere you go, for whatever reason
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>>703384925
Only pull a knife in a knife fight. You lose in court in a fist-knife fight. You lose your life in a knife-fist fight. Better to arm yourself equally.
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>>703386054
>$150 for an llc
>thinks hes hot shit
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>>703387473
what? are you some kind of newfag?
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>>703385022
The fuck is a chav?
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>>703387377
Dollar tree hand sanitizer. Poor fag detected
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>>703384752
I have looked over that picture for 5 minutes and I don't see any pills.
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>>703387622 (checked)
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>>703378320
whats up the the nig comb?
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>>703387539
i dont carry one.

heres my picture i posted.
>>703384220
judge me, you underaged clown
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When this is all your parents give you for weekend spending money :(
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>>703387656
you don`t know british slang, do you?
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>>703387656
it's like a bogan, except in Britain
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>>703385253
Guess not.
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>>703387326
exactly, most chicks are on the pill and STDs really aren't as big as you think, don't fuck skank nasties basically.... this guy get's it. Vasectomy was the greatest decision of my life, I knew I didn't want to put the world through more mini me's. And there's never an oops moment with my girl about missing a period and doesn't have to take the pill
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Used to carry a M&P 45 but I drive a commercial vehicle now.
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>>703386011
hello newfriend
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>>703383074
Been working for cash the last couple years and am starting a better cash job Monday, i dont really like spending change but am kind of forced to when it becomes to cumbersome,
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>>703387539
also, im not talking 3 years working at mcdonalds.

15+ years with more than 6 different positions with different skillsets.
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>>703387540
You win in court and in life by bringing a gun to a knife fight tho
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>>703385301
Wot u say m8!?!
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