What's for dinner?
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What's for dinner?
>>703376106
>a whole box of velveeta
Holy shit OP get a grip
>>703376106
A bowl of cereal and two monsters.
Meatloaf
>>703376106
choices
>>703376885
pizza and spaghetti o's doesnt even sound that bad
>>703376106
2lbs ground sausage flattened out
>8oz of jalepeno cream cheese in the middle
>rolled into a log
>wrapped in a 2lb bacon weave
>>703377233
and she's almost done!
Three garlic and herb chicken thighs on a bed of baby spinach, toms, mushrooms, cukes, and mushrooms, topped with aged balsamic.
>>703376106
>using the inferior utensil
Fork master race
CHECK EM
CHECK EM AGAIN
>>703376106
Going to a German restaurant with my special lady friend around 8. I'm pretty hyped for their beer as well.
CHECK EM 1 MORE TIME
>>703376106
I hate myself
>>703377638
>>703377682
Nice try faggot
Check em
>>703377339
W-where are you vegetables, anon?
This is a dubs thread now
Check my amazing quints newfags
>>703376106
That looks pretty good.
'Banquet' brand salisbury, perhaps?
>>703377233
Ive done this only i smoked ir on my smoker and ir was filled with cheese garlic and a few other things coated in sweet baby rays was fucking awsome!!!!
>>703377796
Well its a good thing you didn't get them
>>703377963
Hasn't been enough accidental dubs. Can't happen. It's in the rules
>>703376885
The fucking watermelon
>>703376106
meatoaf (beef, pork, egg, spices, cheese, cauliflower)
side of broccoli
2 pints of beer
>>703376885
oh god is that pickles and milk?
vomit machine!
>>703376106
cock, friend
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>703376106
any "meat" that you can eat with a flimsy plastic spoon probably shouldn't be eaten
>>703377878
>Implying
Don't listen to this soft cunt anon. Eat like a man
>>703377878
fuck off.
>>703378105
it's been smoking for 3 hours at 250 degrees, it's a cheap water smoker from wallmart but the fucker works great.
>>703377748
You should, for eating at pleb tier fast food joints.
>>703376106
Fuck sake
How long's your sentence?
Pussy
Check em
>>703378888
Holy shit
>>703378935
Nope check this
>>703378639
>>703378670
well enjoy your meat and complementary heart attack.
>>703379227
>meat gives you heart attacks
Stale meme. Also, literally just going outside can give you a plethora of health problems.
My wife is currently making me chicken parmesan stuffed garlic bread
>>703379227
you fucking morans with this heart attack shit in every food thread, do you really think i would eat something like this every day to the point of causing health problems? it's a weekend hobby to smoke meat and get drunk. red sox are in first place and i'm celebrating, i'm rambling now.
fuck off.
>>703379346
>meme
Don't let your blocked arteries aggregate you, my friend
>>703379779
I don't have any clogged arteries, I'm just saying that if you're a healthfreak, then eating meat is the least of your worries.
>>703379779
>>703376106
Do you need help?
>>703379172
Wrong again. Check em.
>>703379954
I'm not talking about meat being unhealthy, but eating copious amounts of fat rich meat is. Balance it out.
>>703380015
>I'll just make a remark on his type, that'll show him
>>703377733
See is they have Schweinshaxe thats the Food of the gods.
Hello from Germany ( :
>>703377878
>>703380365
Eating lots of anything is potentially dangerous. The idea is moderation.
>>703376106
Gonna max on some popeyes like a white nigger
>>703380575
What the fuck is this supposed to be? A baby dog?
>>703380560
I dont even know why this made me laugh so much.
Fuck
>>703380493
Yeah of course, but you've got to watch out with doing some amounts in one sitting as well.
>>703380602
They do look exactly like corndogs though.
having a little Starbucks with the family for an after dinner treat.
>>703378670
I got mine from lowes... Peobably not much better but woeks grewt. Fill itnwith charcoal and choice of wood chips or wood charcoal either or works and then just wait. 3 hours should be enough for 2lbs
>>703380735
a rat
>>703380954
that they do, my friend. that they do.
>>703379593
This sounds good as shit
>>703380365
>that'll show him
some of us don't take 4chan too seriously, it was a joke about your type, not an attack on your person. you might need to step back a second. look around.
>>703376885
I was in that thread
>>703377233
> jalepeno
Stay pleb.
>>703377748
Same here anon. I had a coupon
>>703381001
Jesus Hitler Christ.
Its like looking directly at the sun through a microscope
>>703381293
But everything around me triggers me
>>703377748
At least it tastes pretty good. Much better than McDonalds.
>>703377769
...That looks like quite a lot.
Waiting for Korean food guy to arrive
>>703378611
You've never had a good stew/slow cooker. Or weak plastic, I don't know.
>>703381688
at least you're half way to figuring it out anon, good luck with it.
you eat that crap and this is the situation you will find yourself in.
https://youtu.be/d4ThX19Ut4c
>>703380602
That plant is highly edible.
>>703381895
>good stew/slow cooker
smoked this chuck roast last weekend, could have cut it with op's spoon.
>>703376106
OP... are you eating out of a Frisbee?
>>703382207
Noice.
>>703382207
finished product.
Leftover cheese enchiladas.
>>703382248
same as a plate.
Tuna with cream and some veggies
Meatloaf reporting for post-eat report. It was good, and it turned out that I had leftover potatoes as well. Overall good meal, will continue living till the next.
probably just have another bowl of lucky charms later idk maybe just pss out
>>703383395
>>703382248
No, but I do have a few frisbee's that I do use as plates. See >>703382542
Did you just take a shit, and piss throw up on a plate, and call it food? You're a fucking sicko
>>703382542
Can't really argue, ibused to do that while camping
>>703376106
you allergic to vegetables op?
Pasta!
>>703384695
no fucking way this is real
>>703384695
Show tits femanon
>>703384695
This was so retarded I had to reverse it
>>703376106
Your mom's pussy
>>703384695
Top tier.
Are those brown things made out of shit?
Or are they just poorly cooked?
>>703384695
your mom is a good woman
>>703385024
Have you never seen meat before
>>703384891
>>703384948
someone did actually make it, and for content or not i bet they ate it and enjoyed it. i would.
>>703376106
Your mother's cunt
>>703385230
>>703380689
>28
>all that pokemon shit
You know his mom took that pic.
my grills weewee
>>703385215
this seems to be the most /b/ meal i have seen
>>703385732
Except that most of /b/ is fat, maybe multiplied with 25
>>703381775
it's only a couple of waffles... anyone could eat that
cube steak with brown gravy
baked beans
ear of corn from the garden
will start drinking rum and coke as soon as i'm not full and pass out alone, like i do every night.
>>703380384
Will do. Thanks for the suggestion. I usually get some Jagershnitzel with a side of spaetzle. Wash it down with some Warstiener.
>>703384695
I would die by fire if I could have eat this every night
>>703385215
Fuck the corn though
>>703386043
You can, anon, you can. Follow your dreams.
>>703386043
talk about a low bar. good luck managing mcdonalds anon!
>>703385215
kekd
>>703384695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0RL5N_cjeM
>>703386448
you don't know his situation. he could be tied down to some cunt that only eats local farm grown shit or a homeless guy that just found a phone on the ground with this thread open on it. don't fucking judge him from what you think is a high tower.
>>703382309
Looks butchered as fuck
>>703387022
homeless or 12 would be the only reasonables excuses.
>>703387022
Triggered pansexual detected
>>703387200
like i said you don't know. come down to e level.
>>703385731
if you saved and de-moled her she'd be cute
>>703376106
Star trek and beer, what a meal!
>kill me
>>703387359
did that actually make sense in your head before you posted it?
>>703387200
Can you honestly say you wouldn't enjoy that meal? Come on.
>>703387743
I dont see any beer.
>>703386448
I mean without any negative health effects
>>703387835
did that actually make sense in your head before you posted it?
>>703387937
did that actually make sense in your head before you posted it?
>>703387022
you shouldn't encourage such a cancer riddled trash pile of "food"
>>703387862
Its hidden behind all the cqns
>>703387743
Watching ds9 rn. The only good tos things are the movies
>>703387549
what the fuck is that
>>703387743
I like you.
>>703378105
>>>703377233
>Ive done this only i smoked ir on my smoker and ir was filled with cheese garlic and a few other things coated in sweet baby rays was fucking awsome!!!!
What's wrong with your "t"?
>>703388305
Eh, its the anniversary my man.
The original has its place
>>703388219
how much are you willing to bet that the fat bitch on the left is already dead, or maybe that shit was actually her last supper before the inevitable heart attack to follow
captcha was candy how fitting
>>703388502
Its a wonderful world, isnt it?
British Snack Pack
>>703379689
>morans
Bout to eat my gfs ass
>>703388519
Watch it once just to say you did, basically
Gunna make a stir fry from the vegetables in my garden. If you don't grow your own vegetables you're a pleb
>>703384695
the chocolate milk in a wine glass is killing me
>>703388913
>>703388913
What happened to that beef
>>703388913
Bone app the teeth
>>703388913
It's like someone shit on the beef and then picked off the shit and left the corn.
>>703388913
is that a fuckin waffle m8
>>703388502
>>703387743
mah niggas
>>703388993
welcome to the board. enjoy you're stay.
>>703389543
moar please
>>703389424
Its bone apple tea you idiot.
>>703389543
>????????????????????????????????
Im an oldfag XD
XD
GO BACK TO SUMMER NEWFAG
>>703378383
pickles and milk is good.
gon go have some rn.
>>703388219
Is she opening salad dressing?
I think it's safe to assume there is no salad, so is she going to pour it on the pizza?
>>703388667
it's a decent place.
>>703388913
That is the most soggy and sad thing I've seen in my entire life.
/b/ just hit rock bottom in quality.
>fuck you british anon
>>703389704
Look everyone he is samefagging XD
xd lulz
>>703381659
kekd
>>703389276
blood pudding... that's oats, or barley trying to crawl out
>>703388993
get a brain
>>703384695
Women suck at cooking and heres the proof.
>>703389543
Bread has to much carbs.
>>703379689
go sox
>>703379689
>>703389888
prolly ranch, you don't dip ya pizza in something?
>ranch/hotsauce/sourcream?
missing out anon.
>>703389147
Maybe it's chocolate wine.
>>703390155
`Kek
>>703390045
The samefag is strong with this one
>>703376106
Two turds and some noodles
>>703390328
First day here?
Barbaque
Food
>>703389919
makes zero sense.
>>703390081
we're destined for failure, i'm just enjoying the ride till it comes to a crash.
>>703390155
please explain?
>>703389117
There ya go
>>703389666
Youre alright satan, youre alright
>>703389899
Eh
>>703390691
>Eh
it's a decent pitstop. better?
>>703390677
it hurts
>>703390691
satan be with you, friend.
>>703390882
One can only hope its a pit stop mr spock
>>703391223
Were going to be needing more than that where were going mr scott
>>703390536
Been here since march of 05
=D
>>703390677
Looking at it makes you want to rip your eyes out of your skull. To know the sweet embrace of peace
>>703387743
I drink Busch or Natty when I'm depressed.
>>703376106
10/10 wud nostalgia
>>703390155
Apples core demographic. White fat idiots´in scrotum splitting man child shorts and polo Shirts.
>>703391697
>>703376106
beer
>>703376106
Well it's 9:30am but I plan starting a slow cooked meal today around 11 to be finished around 7pm. Sausage hotpot or something, just waiting for those badboys to defrost before starting.
>>703391938
Same, I always drink busch
>>703391907
oh. buddy you need to relax, take a deep breath, and enjoy. realize this shit is not going to effect you.
>>703390230
Oh fug
Dick. It secretes high protein and vitamin jizz
>>703392478
I think you might be on the wrong website sir.
had two frozen enchilada burrito things. pretty good tbh
In the last 3 years have eaten burger king twice.
Only 2 times in my life have I induced vomiting.
Both of which in the last 3 years.
Conisidence?
from the other night, was actually pretty excellent.
>>703376106
An ass load of French food
>>703394094
like pizza?
>>703393735
you might be a gigantic pussy if you can't handle something as commonplace as burger king
>>703382309
Disgusting!
>>703394251
No like Beef Wellington and shit
This bountiful feast my gf made me. And yes that is home grown sweet corn her dad grew in their garden
>stay jelly neckbeards
>>703394560
did you eat any crepes?
yea sonnnnnnnnnnn
>>703394406
i-i have no w-words
>>703394791
Fucking dank anon
But what condiment(s)?
>>703394747
No, for dessert I made a torte
weed brownies
>>703378894
Wow so edgy
>>703394886
that looks good as a fucker
>>703394960
Desert and dinner are two different things you fucking stupid cunt faggot piece of shit
>>703394944
no toblerone? pleb
>>703394942
haks habanero pineapple and mayo
i was shitfaced when i made that so i dont really know
>>703392927
>realize this shit is not going to effect you.
i'm the one on the wrong website? post your katana collection and fawx mask. that would be impressive.
>>703394960
Did you put marshmallows on them? Were you high when you made this?
>>703381218
>>703379593
i second this motion! damn bring that little sexy garlic bread ass over here grill
>>703394886
which fish is it?
mcdank
>>703395164
yeah, it was delicious.
>>703395368
salmon
>>703395368
salmon
wild guess
>>703395389
is that the same as mcgangbang?
faggot dog trying to lick things
>>703395698
yes
>>703395389
>tfw your friend pronounces the L in salmon
>>703394942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs&feature=share
>>703380309
fucking hell i cant breath why is this so funny
>>703395985
>tfw your friend had an unfortunate accident
What's left for a midnight snack.
Good night.
>>703396594
I was about to ask you to explain but then I recognized the cream cheese meat log from before.
How was it?
>>703386030
inb4 testicles
scrambled eggs, left over pizza, toast with PB&jam. breakfast for dinner is pretty good
>>703395150
Sounds like you need to relax.
>>703393968
Im so sorry.
>>703394732
I want it.
>>703397282
i'm being good, i'm being haved.
Why are pictures of other people's meals on here so disgusting? Not the images people here didn't make, either, just the original ones like OP. The OP image in a "what are you eating?" thread is always the worst. It will always have two items in a plate and the lighting always makes it look more disgusting than it already was - and it was already some disgusting idea for a meal.
Is this a meme? Is this bait? Is it just because /b/ is full of minorities who eat shit&liver off of a depressingly cheap plate they got from Target and live in a room lit by a cheap 60 watt bulb?
How can I be so triggered by bad pictures of mediocre food?
>>703376106
Had this earlier.
>>703398662
what is the juicy part?
Steaks, Taters, Broccolini, roasted garlic, wine. The grill isn't ready yet so we are having chesse, crackers and salami for appetizers.
>>703398435
just think about how much time you wasted typing that, and you are so far away from the question you should have asked yourself.
>>703398662
what is giving that broth the textured look?
>>703398850
An icy broth.
>>703398978
ice
>>703399071
cool bro
>>703398662
>>703398850
>>703399151
Ah yes, Pyongyang-style mul-naengmyeon. I've had it for dinner for the past month, it's great.
>>703398662
looks disgusting
>>703398954
oh blah blah newfag high school baby, I'm 30, I'm rich and I'll be drunk on the internet as much as I fucking care to you little neo-fascist
>>703398435
>liver
What is wrong with liver? Amerifats only know how to cook steaks, french fries and cereals? Liver actually is very tasty and beneficial for your health
>>703394732
>starch
>starch
>starch
>starch
hamplanet calling the neckbeard black
>>703399561
Well it's not....
>uncultured babo!
>>703399793
>babo
that's it. i don't have to sit here and be reprimanded by the likes of you!!!!!
>>703399720
we've come quite a ways since pot and kettle
>>703399599
>I'm 30, I'm rich
sure you are.
i'm 35 and an raging an alcohol, but that's the truth, how long will you try impress people on the internet to boast your self esteem knowing full well you are only lying to yourself?
>>703399599
I'm glad I don't live in an area that has to build contraptions like that for a pizza joint.
Had some wings today
>>703400260
>>703399599
U in lake city fl??/?
sadness
>>703400177
Call a cop.
>>703376885
>äggmacka med kaviar
>on a troll compilation pic
>>703376106
not niggershit OP
>>703400830
>>703401017
>ass
>>703376106
>self made burger
leftover kebab
>tfw just got wisdom teeth out and stuck eating pasta and soup for a week
jesus christ its been 2 days and wanna eat good food agian
>>703401301
>>703401330
>>703381694
burger king and mcdonalds is equally shit. MAX is 50 times better and two local kiosks makes 100 times better burgers
Leftovers and a .45 acp
>>703401497
i had my top wisdom teeth taken out at 9am, started slamming whiskey and smokes at 915am,
grow a pair!
>>703401600
>>703381694
>>703377748
>dairy queen chicken strip basket
best good fast food
>>703401330
No bait at all I think... I give a fuck about all f>
ast food restaurants
...but BK has a better flavor... at least to my opinion.
Do you know what subjective means ?!
>>703401568
>You hit it
Space burger are the best
>>703376885
The hotdog through the bun really got me.
>>703401568
At least in my location... and I prefer to them as self made even I know they aren't made my myself. But the picture I used was pretty accurate anyway.
>>703402125
god dam it grandma EAT YOUR FUCKING CRUST YOU WHORE
>>703402125
Whats the purpose of those white things?
Mom's Homemade Pizza
>>703384695
>>703384891
>>703384915
>>703384948
>>703385005
>>703385096
>>703386043
>>703386955
>>703389147
>>703390048
>falling for old bait
>>703402405
They prevent the cap from touching the pizza.
>>703401525
hmmmmmmm
>cock flavoured
>>703402405
prevents top of box from sinking into pizza
>>703384484
Holy christ that looks delicious
>>703402718
.
>diastema filler ?
