>FREEZE!! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ANON!!
>I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS
>SINGLES, MOVE ALONG.
>>703370310
Check em bitch
>>703370310
these? these are called "trips", officer
>>703370310
get em
>>703370310
YES ORIFICER
>>703370310
these are not the dubs you are looking for
No dubs here officer, promise
>>703370310
whoa whoa whoa!!
>>703370310
Fuck you faggot
>You seem to think you can oust me in my own Kingdom? I basically own half the dubs on /b/. This board basically bows to me on the daily. If I could I would just turn its wrath on you on an instant. But im enjoying this little back and forth with all of you. Just pray you toe the line while youre ahead faggots
>>703370310
Who, me? I haven't touched the stuff in years
>>703370310
i was just holding them for a friend officer
heheheeee
>>703370868
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
You got nothing on me.
>>703371100
>>703371100
double doubles, TERRORI
>>703371334
lmfao
>>703371377
>>703371100
>DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKERS!
not me officerp i love single..............
Right officer!
lol nope, suck my dick
get em faggoyts
>>703370310
Singles get
>>703371100
beautiful
Watch this shit, newfags
>>703371659
nice, officer doesn't know im good at concealing my dubs ;))
>>703371100
To gulag with you.
BANG
I'm a nigger
i dindu nuffin
>>703371744
>DROP THE MOTHER FUCKING DUBS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE!!!!
>>703371800
>>703371100
Double D's checked!
>>703371800
>I KNEW I SMELLED DUBS
>>703370310
You caught me, it's a fair cop.
Fuck you pig
>>703372120
Yu mad u cant get dubs fam?
>kek
No
>>703371800
>always a fail
>>703372225
trips check
no dubs here sir
n-n-no dubs in here officer, j-just s-singles...
>>703372296
being this new
>>703371887
Nah, never gonna get me occifer
>>703372296
but thats not how.... nevermind
Fuck you, i got those from Mexico!
>>703372296
faggot bitch
>>703372296
>Trips Check
>Singles
>>703372296
Summer as fuck
>>703372296
b8 m8
>>703370310
Nothing to see here officer?
>>703372622
>DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKER! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!
>>703370310
Officer: oh you're white, we are looking for a nigger. move along citizen and have a nice day. Me: thank you officer, hope you catch the dindu nuffin soon.
>>703372711
>BILL WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?! YOU'RE USING DUBS???
>>703372781
>I'M SORRY GOMEZ, I'VE BEEN USING THEM EVER SINCE I WENT UNDERCOVER
>>703372711
>>703372781
>>703372877
WTFFF!!!!
Im not black
DINDU NUFFIN
Please, end it
sheeeeiiiiiittttt nigga
>>703373018
Fuck
k, I'll be on my way
>>703372877
>BILL I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU IN, I CAN'T OVERLOOK THIS
>>703373210
>OVER MY DEAD BODY GOMEZ
POP POP POP POP
*FLEES INTO SHADOWS*
What you're seeing, are singles
>>703370310
If this post ends in quads, OP has to suck the cops dick.
>>703373427
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
no dubs here sir, only my cp and drugs
I'm clean officer
>>703373488
>DROP THE DUBS TRUNKS
>>703370310
No dubs here
>>703373655
>HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
>GIMME THE DUBS
>>703373855
Oh fuck
>>703370310
no dubs here pwussy bihh
Hey take it easy man
shit
>>703373855
>YOU LYING TO ME BOY?
>>703371485
Fuck you
Iddidun do nuffin
Clean as fuck
I got no dubs on me
No dubs here, sir.
>>703373956
You can't handle me officer
>>703371808
How about auschwitz
so sir i aint got none of them dubs
>>703374099
>99
good idea anon
>>703374040
>>703373977
>>703373855
>EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL DUBS!
>YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
>>703374040
Error 404 no dubs found
Check out the doubles on her
>>703370310
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
>>703374099
>DROP THE MOTHER FUCKING DUBS!!!
>>703370310
I dindu nuffin, offisur
>>703374099
>>703373977
>>703371100
Fuck I got three dubs. Well it's to the camps with me. But I have another trick up my sleeves
>>703370310
ACAB
>>703370310
okay
Just a law abiding white man officer, nothing to see here
>>703374305
How about I do something else for you?
>>703374625
Fuck you
I hav no doobs here, officer
>>703370310
I'm legal see
>>703374824
Fuck off, nigger
These dubs are registered, sir.
No dubs here, officer
I swear I'm clean!
Am I being detained?
Nothing to see here ocifer
>>703374553
*Looks at you from a distance* *walks up to you* (says to you nervously) hey I think you're very cute and I just wanted to ask if that officer was nice to you *thinks to self 'man if I score with her I can probably date her and then we can marry then we can have some kids move to upstate new York together where she will stay home and look after our kids while I work so we can buy things. Then we will get old and eventually we will have grandkids. Then after we turn 65 we can retire to a small mountain cabin in the Swiss alps where we can spend the rest of our lives together' *looks up to you and smiles* (says nervously) hey also if you weren't too busy maybe you'll like to go out. I'm a pretty nice guy and I'll treat you right
Do we get bail?
>>703375113
Fuck off cunt
what dubs are you talking about sir?
>>703370310
i-I'm cl-clean officer!
>>703370310
Uah
>>703374516
heheheheh what's the trick bud
>>703375634
The dubs are in my asshole and I want you to retrieve them with your dick
Fuck off nigger
>>703370310
Suicide by cop anybody?
>>703370310
Do you have reasonable suspicion that I am carrying dubs? Am I being detained?
>>703370310
I dindu nuffin!!!
>>703375777
Kek
>>703375777
Checked
>>703375777
> GET OUT OR ELSE I DON'T SHOOT
are y-you talking to me?
i dont know about any dubs sir
>>703375777
Faggot
>>703370310
FUCK U BITCH PIG
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
I am an undercover officer posing as a trips and dubs dealer. My badge number is 6244
>>703375955
>GET ON TEH GROUND FAGGOT OR I'LL RAPE YOU NO HOMEOSTASIS
No dubs here officer, unlike niggers I follow the law
>>703370310
Please, do not hurt me senpai :'(
>>703376083
Fuck you bitch
>>703376116
I'M DIRTY DAN
>>703376080
you'll never catch me faggot
>>703376466
> YOU CAN'T OUT RUN A BULLET>>703376466
>>703370310
What is a dubs?
>>703370310
Just going to buy some dubs officer, looking for trips if you got em
>>703370310
ayy
Nothing suspicious here officer..
fuck you officer cuck
I swear ociffer i aint got no dubs
Pls no, I have a family to feed
Nothing to see here officer
NO MY DUBS
>>703371100
Sorry officer, I ain't got no dubs
>>703370310
I ain't got jack shit pig
>>703378111
Or maybe I do. Fuck
44's
>>703378111
you are going to jail for a loooong time sir
>>703370310
Nothing here sir.
![HIT SQUAD [CALL THE MODS] [smaller].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ILNCLrZ.jpg "HIT SQUAD [CALL THE MODS] [smaller].jpg")
>>703370310
/b/ me... eating doughnuts then this...
>>703370310
Where's you're probable cause, dude. I've never done dubs in my life.
>>703370698
you mean...
>>703378224
Fuck you pig
Wait a minute... I'm white! Have a good day officer.
>>703370310
nothin here sir
nah
Dude, if you dont shoot me i'll give you some of these sick dubs
>>703378400
Those aren't my dubs, man.
![D'avid Rocke Fella [DUBS].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sa8mlVe.jpg "D'avid Rocke Fella [DUBS].jpg")
this man has all the dubs and trips but doesn't share
>>703370310
Oh, don't worry officer, I have nothing to hide.
>>703370310
uh no
>>703370310
I'm a jew officer, calm down.
>>703379644
oh fuck me
O-officer I can explain...
>>703370310
I see my costume didn't fool you officer, but you've got nothing on me this time
Innocent man walking by
>>703370310
Singles bitch
I'm just a random bystander officer. But I know for sure that *that* guy has illegal dubs
>>703370310
Officer, we've been over this multiple times, i promised that i'm never carrying dubs again.
don't mind me officer
What about trips?
>>703370310
It's fine officer. No dubs here, I swear!
No dubs here sir..........
I don't fuck around with no dubs
Im sorry officer i have no idea what your talking about i have never even seen a dub around these parts
>>703370310
I dont know what you mean officer
Lik my bals copper
>>703370310
no dubs here boss
>>703378039
Yes
Nice gun
![NO DUBS [TLC] [SMALLER].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/whidSCx.jpg "NO DUBS [TLC] [SMALLER].jpg")
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
'Cause I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get with a dead-beat ass
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your mamma
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want, no (oh)
No scrub
No scrub (no, no)
No scrub (no, no, no, no, no)
No scrub (no, no)
No
I think my singles are in order officer.
>>703370310
yea i got dubs, officer, so what
![NO DUBS [TLC].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kwj7hnK.jpg "NO DUBS [TLC].jpg")
A DUBS is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
I don't want no DUBS
A DUBS is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no DUBS
A DUBS is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
But a DUBS is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
'Cause I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get with a dead-beat ass
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your mamma
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want, no (oh)
No DUBS
No DUBS (no, no)
No DUBS (no, no, no, no, no)
No DUBS (no, no)
No
Dubs?
>>703370310
Bush did 9/11
What? nooo
>>703370310
Don't have any
>>703370310
I dindu nuttin rong.
I'm just a peace loving poo in the loo.
Who? Me?
No dubs here..
No dubs to see here
![NO DUBS ALT [TLC] [SMALLER].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hK4qOjB.jpg "NO DUBS ALT [TLC] [SMALLER].jpg")
CRANKS UP RADIO REALLY LOUD AND SINGS...
I don't want no DUBS
A DUBS is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no DUBS
A DUBS is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
im gay
>>703370310
I'm guilty
SO...
A DUBS is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
I don't want no DUBS
A DUBS is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no DUBS
A DUBS is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
But a DUBS is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
'Cause I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get with a dead-beat ass
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your mamma
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want, no (oh)
No DUBS
No DUBS (no, no)
No DUBS (no, no, no, no, no)
No DUBS (no, no)
No
>>703370310
I'm a free inhabitant, I don't have to obey the law. Call your superior!
>>703385889
I will stop if i get dubs soon i promise
>>703386022
and there we go.... i will stop now... suicide by cop... do your worst officer, you'll never take me alive
>>703370310
How about i suck your dick and we forget all about this, officer. Call your buddies in, i'll blow then too.
>>703370310
I Dindu Nuffins, Officer
Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, sc-rotum
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, sc-rotum
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, sc-rotum
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my thigh, sc-rotum
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, sc-rotum?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, sc-rotum?
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
hey man i dont mean any trouble im innocent i swear
Check em officer
[pic regardless]
Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, sc-rotum
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, sc-rotum
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, sc-rotum
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my thigh, sc-rotum
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, sc-rotum?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, sc-rotum?
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Not like this
already get dubs... continues to spam thread with shitpost in hope of moarrrr dubs or maybe even trips... i get
soon i get
No sir
Nothing to see here officer
any minute now...
>>703370310
Rellin
>>703370310
I'm clean agent, i swear
nothing to see here officer
>>703388533
THEN WHATS THIS
>>703370310
got nothing officer
These dubs?
kk chill boy
Quints
>>703388533
>ARREST THIS FAGGOT OFFICERS
>>703388533
33 88 33 you has all the dubs [i know only last two digits count just saying] [but dai-yuuuum boi]
R O L L
>>703370310
sry officer let me go pls im innocent
>>703389000
>>703389000
lol holy shit
>>703388800
crypto trips hidden inside dubs
Aye lmao
>>703370310
My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?
>>703389079
fuck crypto trips actual trips [see above]
>>703389000
Guten tag mein Führer!
>>703370310
Lovely day, isn't it, officer?
i swear i'm not!!
Dubs lifes matters
hitler won
unless you take into account this evidence i refuse to co-operate officer...
Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, sc-rotum
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, sc-rotum
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, sc-rotum
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Running down the length of my thigh, sc-rotum
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, sc-rotum?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, sc-rotum?
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
M-m-m-my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
Ooooooo-ohhh, my sc-rotum
>>703370310
amina koyim
Fuck the police
No dubs here officer, i promise
I can't breathe
I believe that man and dubs can coexist peacefully
>>703370310
Dubs are for the weak
>>703370310
I am just a trip pedestrian!
>>703370310
They're my friend's dubs, officer! I swear!
>>703370310
FUCK YOU NIGGA
Sorry, cant hear you faggot
No problem over here officer
fuck you pig
I'm just black I ain't no criminal
weed
FUCK IM BLACK
I'm innocent I promise!
>>703370310
come on officer .. im clean!
dindu nuffin ofica
i dindu nuffin
>>703370310
You'll never get my dubs you fucking pig.
>>703370310
Guess i'll be on my way then...
>>703394991
>>703394953
fuck off samefag
Youll never get me alive!
szfhiovp
>>703370310
I'm clear, officer.
OFICER IM CLEAN I SWEAR
big up skeppy
>>703394852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs&feature=share
aint no dubs here mayne
Nothing to see here ociffer.
pwniz
I ain't got nothing, pigs!
lol
But officer, I'm white.
You can't do anything, look at my trip, pig.
I love u
No dubs here sir
no dubs here sir
>>703396665
>6665
>yfw
Won't be having no doubles here
>>703370310
nothing to see here officer, just a humble carrier of singles
I'm innocent
I refuse to!
>>703370310
not me im cool heres my PBA nigga
>>703370310
I haven't seen a black man in 2 days man!!!!! The reserrection is coming!!
>>703370310
No dubs Sir it must be a misunderstanding.
>>703370310
Sorry faggot, you're just gonna have to shoot me for these dubs.
Fuck all you niggers
check em ^
theyre not mine i swear
>>703399233
check'd
>>703399333
trips confirmed
If I get dubs do I get to die?
I'm clean.
>>703370310
Aint no dubs here offfffffffffffkur
>>703370310
Please sir, no trouble
703399248 come here fags
Roll
fuck you officer
>>703370310
diddn do nuthin officer
Fuck you officer, I aint no nigger faggot
