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Trips Decides What Happens To My Stuffed Minion.

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Trips Decides What Happens To My Stuffed Minion.
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Ejaculate on it and then gift it to a close friend.
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fuck it! like the mcChicken dude
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SPACE PROGRAM
P
A
C
E

P
R
O
G
R
A
M
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but, make sure you write NIGGER in big letters first
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>>703360686
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Fuck it in a stabbed open asshole and upload it to xvideos.
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>>703360686

Rr
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>>703360798
yes, and make sure cums gushing out of the mouth when you splooge.
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>>703360585
roll
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cmon
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>>703360995
ahh
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piss of it as it burns
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>>703360437
Mircowave it
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>>703360437
Burn it wihle playing some metal.
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is OP even here abymore?? i felt like this had potential
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make a salad out of it
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>>703360437
put in butthole
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>>703360798
Roll
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sell it
buy a lottery ticket
win
buy thousands of stuffed minions
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stick on ass
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jack your dog off into it
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>>703361148
You're actually a fucking idiot. See trips anywhere ITT?
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>>703361198
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you burn it
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>>703361198
.
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I say
Eat it!!!
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>>703360686
roll for this
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poop on it
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Crucify it. The rip its stomach open and set fire to its insides.
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>>703361443
>>703361334
off by one
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almost
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rolling for raping it
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in microwheve for 1 minetue
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Write NIGGER on it in black sharpie and post a pic of you and it on Facebook
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Cut a hole in it and stick your dick in it.
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jizz on it the let is cook for 15 min in thw oven on 200c
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>>703361677
Fucking waste man fuck you
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>>703361695
Roll
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>>703360437
hug it
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>>703361695
this
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In the pooper it goes
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you put it in a (metallic) box
you put also a balloon in it because you need air
you burn it
you let it fly
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>>703361695

Roll
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passionate sex
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>>703360437
Make a lounge chair out of him.
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>>703361695
rolling for this
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>>703361811
Roll
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>>703360798
rolllllllll
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If trips.

Place it in the microwave for 10 minutes.

Give us image updates every minute.
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get all male family members to cum on it
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>>703361828
rolling
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>>703361695

Rolos
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>>703361811
Do it my dude.
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>>703361772
Roll
Like Kevin
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>>703361695

Reroll
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....
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>>703361988
Fuuug, reroll
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>>703360437
Are You Autistic?
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insert in pooper
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>>703361695

Rolling
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>>703362102
roll
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>>703362096
if he is, its even better
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>>703361988
>>703361778
>>703361677
>>703361556
>>703361443
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eat its eyes
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Cut a hole in its anal area and pour ketchup into it. Post results
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>>703360437
Sell it on eBay
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buy candy
go to a playground and give candy and the minion to a kid
you can also say something like: Here please, it's only for you
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go outside naked with it covering ur dick
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>>703360437
Pee on it a little
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>>703360437

Turn it into a fuck toy and post pic
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take it out to dinner, tell people its your date.
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>>703360437

FUCK IT OP
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>>703360437
space program
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give it to an orphan
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>>703360437
Tongue kiss
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KEVIN IS GETTING HUNGRY GUYS

WHAT DO I DO/?
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fuck it
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OPs 12 years old and got grounded for being on 4chan.
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Last image I have of Kevin before someone gets trips.

COME ON.
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>>703362432
Feed him cum through his ass then lick him out. Make sure to record that shit
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spray ketchup on it and place in front of a school or a playground
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>>703362432
>>703362260
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Make him fly

but fuck him first
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Write-in vote for "My Stuffed Minion" on election day.
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....
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>>703362432
Cut its eye out and fuck the socket. Record it and upload it online
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>>703362599
re
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Bake it into a cake.
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>>703362582
roll
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>>703360437
use him as a boot
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>>703362599
cum
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sex
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CUT A HOLE IN HIM AND FILL IT WITH WOOD. THEN BURN HIM AND FILM IT.
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>>703362704
sex
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cut your dick and stick the minion in it
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give him a bath
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Cut it an asshole, put on a condom, fuck it in the ass and leave the spunk-filled condom in. Leave it somewhere where someone is going to find it.
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Turn it into a flashlight- use it
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phone and ambulance saying your baby is dead and when they come give them kevin
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Leave it alone
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hack it brutally up
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Stick him up your ass.
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>>703362733
or fuck him while he burns
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>>703362747
ROLL
GIVE HIM A BATH.
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run him over with a lawn mower
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>>703362760
an

roll
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name it: hitler did nothing wrong and walk it on streets like a dog
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Kiss him goodnight
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Send it to
1310 E. Chapman Ave. Rm 384
Fullerton, CA 92831
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This is wasted trips
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SPACE PROGRAM!
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>>703362537
Give it to a homeless kid
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Take a shit on it, then french kiss it.
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Fry it and eat it.
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>>703362755
this
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>>703362760
Roll
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Put him on the drivers seat of a car while you operate the car, hiding behind the dashboard. Make sure you get caught by an automatic speed camera trap.
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bathe him in virgin pigeon blood
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draw it black and write something on twitter about it
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shave him
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Have a stranger hold the minion. Sing a love song dedicated to your minion to that stranger. Record. Post. Profit???
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run a campaign with him
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this is intense...
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IF NO ONE GETS TRIPS BY 300 REPLIES

HE IS BEING BURNED
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>>703362755
rollllll
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>>703360798
Yes
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kevin cam show on chaturbate
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>>703363111
no shit???!!
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>>703362902
this and put message on minion saying hitler did nothing wrong roll
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Run him over in your car call an ambulance and give it to them crying
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put it in an oven and heat it 200° celsius for an hour
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>>703363203
roll
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Soak in hot sauce, then fuck it.
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>>703363119

i want it burned anyway
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checkem OP!
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.
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>>703360686
roolertino
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Insert the head into your anal cavity then cut it in half and fuck it. Then use your cum to reattach it.
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>>703362902
this
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cook it in a pot of oil
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>>703363111
wasted you fuckng faggot good job with your shitposting look what you wasted if we dont get trips soon this thread is alredy pretty shitte this is retarded good job m8 fuck you
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eat him
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>>703363174
roll xddddddddddddddddddd
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>>703363398
Roll
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>>703360686
the only answer
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hey OP i just got trips...up There!
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Shit on it. Take it to subway and ask them to make it into a sandwich. If they refuse throw it at the worker and run
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serve it to a person of your wish
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make a video of you eating it.
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>>703363111
Waste.
Roll for hot sauce bath and intercourse.
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>>703363510
nice traps
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>>703363398
roll
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fuck it and jizz all over it, then space program
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>>703363437
how is it wasted?
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>>703360686
gg
roll for this
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>>703363556
so close you got
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>703363600
roll
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cook it and serve it to someone
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>>703360686
roll
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Cut a hole in it. Put a cheese grater in it. Fuck it. ???? Profit
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SACRAFICE HIM!
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>>703363119
This is acceptable.
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>>703363600
rollerino
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>>703363556
SO FUCKING CLOSE holy shit.
cut out his eye, and fuck him through the back of his head, through his eye socket.
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cook it and put the result in a space program
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Cover him in fake jewelry & fashion a Mr. T hairdoo from a cheap wig. Get lil' overalls from another doll, put them on your minion. Once he's ready, go to a park. Place the minion in front of a bush. Hide behind the bush & yell, "I pitty the fool!" when people walk by.
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write him a love letter
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Feed it cum with a spoon then lick it off him
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>>703360686
roll
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>>703363600
oh look get
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Cut a hole through it then stick your dick inside and take all your clothes off then walk around the neighborhood
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>>703360437
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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FUCK KEVIN IN THE ASS OP
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>>703363600
rollll
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bake it and put the result in your garden / any place of your wish under earth
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Fuck it
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>>703363773
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahaha nice one.
Btw rolling for hot sauce intercourse
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>>703360686
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Cut it up into little pieces and eat it
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Detached head, clean stuffing out, shit in it, reattach head. Put in neighbors mailbox
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God. He makes me so fucking stiff.

I want to impregnate him.
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>>703363888
Fuckin finally
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>>703363888
Sheeeeeeit
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>>703363888
win rar
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>>703363888
Shit attempt get :(
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>>703363888
WINNER
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Rip out one of his eyes and fuck the hole.
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>>703363869
Rolll for this
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>>703363888
Finally.
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>>703360437
Give him a banana
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Course the one person to get trips would have the shittest one
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HAHAHAHAHA

BYE BYE KEVIN

HAVE FUN BEING BURNED.
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>>703363888
Winsburger with cheese.
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SAY BYE BYE TO KEVIN GUS
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>>703364396
>>703364298
Anon said bake not microwave
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>>703364396
Bye u piece of shit.
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Bump for heartfelt funeral.
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>>703364145
Ikr
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Your apt./house/mom's basement is gonna smell like shit now OP.
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Blender+tequilla+sour mix=Minnion Margarita
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>>703362902
This
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>>703363888
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>>703364396
rip
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Bury the yellow turd.
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SHIT IT'S GETTING DARK AND SMOKY

I CAN SMELL BURNING.

ALSO KEVINS EYES ARE MADE OF PLASTIC AND ARE MELTING INTO THE BACK OF HIS FACE.

RIP

YOU WERE MY BROTHERS FAVOURITE TOY.
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>>703365426
OP DELIVERS
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>>703365426
Keep cooking that motherfucker, OP.

Let him burn.
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>>703365426
your brother will beat your ass
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bye kev lad
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>>703365426
Kek
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Crucify it like shown in this picture and set it on fire
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>>703365426
Shoop
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SHITTING HELL.

I'M GOING TO TAKE HIM OUT AND SEE WHAT DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE.
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>>703366532
OP DELIVERS
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>>703366532
rape him. trips get.
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>>703366532
When OP is pulling your fucking leg by using filters and shit
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>>703366532
Live him hes your best friendu now
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>>703366532
you should maybe open a window
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OOOOHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIITTTTT
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>>703366532
OP maybe your not a faggot
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>>703367205
Look at the bottom of the pic. It is just edited.
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>>703364298
>>703364396
>>703365426
>>703366532
Someone screenshot this epic thread
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May I bee in the screencap?
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>>703367281
Ok OP is a faggot after all.
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>>703366532
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Moonman approves!
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>>703366532
nice added contrast
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>>703360437

Who cares
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>>703368488
I do
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Guy who added that filtre could be not real OP
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bump
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>>703368754
>optimistic thinking
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Bump
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This is a Moonman thread now
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Is OP kill?
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>>703370057
Unless you can contribute to Moonman's glory, leave
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