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Amerifats are asleep post amerifats
>>703307189
Are you requesting the amerifats wake up and post, or are you saying that we should post amerifats? Punctuation and grammar is important. Use them.
>>703307365
Punctuation and grammar are important.
>>703307494
Fuck off mate
I would like to see more of this if anyone has any more
>>703307189
Wow. She's so fat she's blue.
We never sleep faggot
>>703307189
is that a feminist
>>703308187
Because you're being cucked 24/7 fucking hamburger fat fuck eater
>>703307189
Freedom never sleeps, commie faggot.
>>703307887
Your queen is shit.
>>703308368
>6'1
>160
>east coast surfer
>single because i just ended it so i could leave for California
Keep tryin
>>703308467
It will once you fat fucks die off.
>>703308520
Your country is shit.
>>703308593
I hear the shit teir people from here. Fucking brit fag
We should've let hitler waste your shit whole
>>703308537
WE DO NOT DIE
WE RUN FACE-FIRST INTO HELL
WE GO TO HELL BECAUSE HEAVEN IS FULL OF HIPPIES
WHEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES NEO-HELLMERICA WILL FINALLY DESTROY YOU ALL
>>703307189
HAAHAHAHAHHAA SHES SO FAT
Freedom does not sleep.
>>703308525
>east coast surfing
>>703308376
Kek
>>703308844
Yup, next two months will be interesting.
>>703308898
>>703308844
this is american why i love my country
>>703308846
>what is cocoa beach
>who is Kelly Slater
>what is having skill
>>703308927
>>703308898
>>703308844
i bet they have big cocks
>>703307365
>>703307467
>murrican warfare
>megasize
>>703309110
>>703309110
Kek
>>703309179
Fuck off amerilard
>>703309110
Fuck off
Freedom never sleeps faggot.
>>703309224
>>703308525
See my post :^)
>>703308726
Whatever. Kill yourself.
>>703309110
jesus fuck thats one big gulp
>>703308806
Ah lads c'mon, i'm having a rough enough time keeping my breakfast down without this shit.
>>703308736
>>703307189
IS the camera person laughing or is her footsteps creating small earthquakes that's causing the camera to shake?
>'avin lunch in murrica
>>703309290
Netflix and chill?
I sometimes forget that not everyone on this site is American, which bums me out because America and Australia are the only countries that matter.
The rest of your countries are poor and irrelevant.
>>703307189
>>703309489
>>703309445
>>703309305
You were supposed to ask this guy. You retard
>>703309489
Canada tho.
>>703309489
>Australia
>Shitposting
>>703309429
Fuck you Europeans if you could cook meat that delicious you would be that fat too. You just never figured out proper bbq,
>>703309489
You also forget that there's something called lettuce
>>703309429
Guaranteed that would be the best bbq any europoor has eaten
'MURICAAAA!
>6'4
>215
>put on weight because i was bed ridden for a year
>am i fat?
>>703309489
Fuck up you pommy loving faggot.
>>703308525
Damn you anorexic fuck
>>703309600
>>703308806
fucking lold
>>703309648
Nah ur good m8
>>703309429
It's funny because it's actually good and i'm 100% sure they'd never eat snails or frogs again after tasting that heavenly bbq.
>>703309626
>americas best
Even miley cirus would be better than that bologna bodied bitch
How dare you assume that I'm asleep. Did you just assume my consciousness? I am triggered.
>>703309110
fuck off
>>703309600
i'm a fucking american and this made me kek
>>703309704
thank fuck cause i'm from amerifat ):
>>703307365
>post amerifats
so post amerifats
>>703309672
>anorexic
Possible if its just based on weight, but im not unhealthy at all. In fact im really hungry right now
>>703307189
here is a nice german for yah
>>703309840
>gamer girl
That's okay we don't really like any of you either. The majority of Americans hate Europoors.
>>703309922
>amerifat gaymer grill
FTFY
>>703309955
Isn't that a funny thing?
>>703309906
Correcting for truth
Here's a German woman
>>703309724
>snails and frogs
I'm pretty sure 99% of people that eat that are surrender monkeys
>>703309882
Dude I'm 6'2" 180 of muscle and I'm a skinny fuck.
>>703309955
Too bad you fat fucks rely on us too much.
>>703309348
>>703310055
dont trust you
>>703308927
>>703310091
Careful Ahmed, next war we might not save you guys.
>>703310111
You make me hope that there's a hell.
>>703310055
NICE TITS
>>703310076
>mfw i just turned 18 a month ago
>mfw i just hit the point where i can put on muscle
>mfw my metabolism is so high i had to go to the doctors many times growing up
>>703310228
Zdravo, kako si.
How is everyone this fine day?
Why is 'murrca so shit (pic), and Europe so great?
>>703310055
DON'T LIE TO ME YOU SPOOKY SKELETON
Accept it Amerifats, you're in decline while your bellys are growing. You're also dumb because your education system sucks.
>>703310214
This would probably break my fucking ribs.
>>703309459
>amerifat thread
>posts London photo
0/10 for effort
>>703310520
Yeah, Sharia... I mean Europe is great. Don't ever fucking come to the US.
>>703310610
the belly color
>>703310562
This is all true but until something changes we still got the biggest stick. Not to mention we are the cultural center of the world for the last 70 years
Are you Europeans so in shape because you're always running from migrants?
>>703310562
Bosnia strong though right?
>>703310562
Yet we're rich and have the best Army. While you guys are converting to islam.
>>703310698
atleast hes happy
>>703310314
>mfw hight blood pressure
>>703310345
>>703309429
are you saying you wouldn't trust this man to cook for you? because i fuckin would
I can't WAIT for trump dumbass to get elected for amerilards President, so I can watch murrica fall for the keks.
>>703310814
We have lived through so much hell. We don't even notice when it hurts any more. And we smile at it now.
>>703309429
200 shirt challenge
>>703308726
Hitler did nothing wrong.
HURR DURR FUCKING SPAMMING UNFUNNY NATIONALIST BULLSHIT
Thr fuck happened to you /b/. Shit was cash in the financial crisis era '07-'08 nigger, now all I read is this stupid bullshit. There were these threads then but they weren't pusssies like you fucking faggots.
>>703310842
>>703310835
I actually have low blood pressure, have no idea why
>>703311097
Except die in the end. There's alot he could've done better
>>703310069
Is that what we call the French now?
>>703309459
ewwwww
>>703307189
>>>/pol/88271635
>>>/pol/88271635
IT'S HAPPENING WTF!!
>>703311366
What's poppin bb, you're cute. You like surfers?
>>703311185
Post moar Di pics faggot.
>>703311185
>>703310314
I know that feel, still anorexic though hope you did what I did and got stronger without the extra mass
>>703308726
>waste your shit whole
Did you mean: "shithole"?
Or were you trying to say "wholly waste your shit"?
>>703311543
Oh shit yeah, I'm strong as fuck for having little muscle. It's kinda fun to be a sleeper, but i really want to look good too
>>703311764
Eh i had a bunch of rum n coke and auto correct doesnt help
>>703308525
damn, you a fecking stick, m8.
Amerifat here:
240 lbs, 5'8.75
>east coast surfer
Do we even have any decent surf out here?
I've been to Daytona Beach and that area. Never really saw wonderful waves.
From New York, though
Oh yeah, and I'm a Computer Programmer
>be me
>6' 57kg
>still called amerifat
>want so badly to move to yurop
Why even live?
>>703311817
Never thought to call it that but yeah good on you brought. Hopefully the mass will cum but yous a fag
>>703311986
holy shit...
FIFTY-SEVEN KG?
At 6 FEET?
What is with all you stick fags?!
This me:
>>703311950
like over 108 kg
>>703311950
ponte vedra is decent, cocoa beach is really good, hungenot park is acceptable
I storm surf the most. If you wait for katrina her arms will take you man. >>703312034
What?
>>703310650
>Thinks this picture is from London
>Bus has entry door on right hand side
Learn about the world Amerifat.
>>703312167
>5'8
>240 lbs
Anon I have some news for you.
I'm malnourished but I live in poverty.
What's your excuse?
>>703307189
>>703312410
forgot pic
>>703310055
The burqa is going to be banned soon in Germany.
>>703312420
someone....tell me why
>>703312420
Holy fuck kek
>>703312420
how come all the black guys get all our white women
>>703309724
>southern BBQ
>snails and frogs
Nigga you ever heard of bullfrogs?
>>703310610
Lmao imagine this guy coming to your class every day
>>703310498
evo super, ti?
>>703312709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share
>>703307189
Boy, Chloe Grace really HAS let herself go
>>703310665
someone explain why his stomach is this color
>>703310875
That guy in the background. Every time.
>>703309354
he should have been smoking a cigar but oh well
>>703312644
KEK
>>703313062
Fresh tiger-claws.
Typical European women.
>>703310562
*education system CUCKS
>>703313082
cigar is in coat pocket. I have this poster hanging on my wall. Cost me $200 total for the print and professional mounting and framing. Best money I ever spent.
Also, you can't see it in the image, but in the print, the alligator's name tag says "Hillary"
>>703312475
Cause he's into bbw, like some other people. Personally would pay money to be in his place.
>>703310562
Europe is boring and socially awkward af
>>703307189
Yo newfag I'm American and live in New York city do i look fat to you stop shaming Americans with a stereotype dumb faganon
>>703313291
Me faganon
>>703313419
nigger lover detected
>>703308844
Bad trigger discipline, no mag in the rifle. Keep trying
>>703312288
Ok, yeah, I haven't been that far south on the beaches. Only done Daytona, New Smyrna, and Ormond
Saw the rocket launch this year from New Smyrna, actually. Was neat.
And, storm surfing would make sense. Just be careful
>>703312410
>>703312443
Firstly, that 3/4 inch makes a difference In the number. (Not much, but some)
>I'm malnourished but I live in poverty.
I'm sorry to hear that.
You could try to learn programming. It's a great skill that people will hire you for even with little formal education. Just pick up some books on it off Amazon, cheap, and make some portfolio programs. I'm sure you can get out of it.
>What's your excuse?
I don't like to move much; I don't really like to go outside much; I'm a computer programmer and otherwise geek.
I also like to eat food, and I don't really have an ability to tell when I'm full unless my stomach hurts or I feel like I'm gonna vomit.
Wearing tight-waisted pants sometimes helps, or sperging out and writing code or watching anime for several hours so I forget to eat.
Only real impetus I have to lose weight is that I'd like to move to Japan, and they apparently have a problem with being over 35-size pants for dudes. (I have like ~42 ish)
>>703312644
>Implying it's a woman
>>703308990
damn Sonic, you changed
>>703313199
Check out the enforcer looks like it has a high hp
>>703313234
what in the hell is wrong with you? You fucking PSYCHOPATH!! UGHHH
>>703312471
That's not a burqa you fucking troglodyte.
>>703312343
>>703313199
Dark Sith as fuck
>>703313419
post penis
>>703313689
I love watching launches, hits me with that happy/sad mix feeling. Like holy shit we can do that. Only thing with storm surfing is lighting but i guess if you get hit it was your time.
>>703312343
That's a good point fagget. Except, that is London. That's a London bus and those are British road signs. The image must be reversed.
>>703313689
>that 3/4 inch makes me feel a little better I'm obese
>I'm sorry to hear that
No you're not or else you'd buy a guy like me a meal instead of shoving 5 more burgers in your face.
>I don't like to move much
>I don't really like to go outside much
>I also like to eat food
>DON'T REALLY HAVE AN ABILITY TO TELL WHEN I'M FULL
This is why as a skinny guy you fat people disgust me. You're long past the point of needing to eat for nourishment now you're just doing it because it makes you feel something. God people like you need to be shamed I'll bet its been years since you could look down and see your dick. It's pathetic is what it is especially with all these "fat acceptance" movements going around. You people need to be shamed because while you eat the amount a small family of 4 could eat for a "light snack" you're doing irreparable damage to your body and slowly killing yourself. God that must be a painful existence having to heave yourself out of bed or onto the toilet struggling just to do that.
I may be starving most days but it's better than being a glutinous pig like yourself eating just to fucking eat.
Contrary to what most people want to believe you being fat is going to shorten your life span. You ever wonder why little tiny old guys live so long even though they look like a stiff breeze might shatter his hip? It's because he's eating what he needs for nutrition not because filling his stomach is the only way to fill the void inside of him. You're going to die of a massive coronary blockage when you're 45.
>I'd like to move to Japan
They don't want your fat ass.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/world/asia/13fat.html
>TL;DR you're a fat fuck and you disgust me along with everyone you walk by when you go to get groceries
>>703309110
Fuck off Randy!
>>703314287
Relax you triggered little fuck, holy shit. You could've spent the time typing this stupid shit learning how to grow food and hunt
>TL;DR you're a retard who doesn't know how to not starve
If you seriously think you've spent your type just now in a good way you deserve to die hungry
>>703310214
ded
>>703310174
This photograph has always scared the shit out of me.
Is that her real naked body? Or has something been photoshopped? I truly can't tell.
>>703307467
>>703307189
Im an amerifat and im awake
>>703314709
that's one gaping pussy if it is real.
Also, for the amount of cellulite and fat on her, she doesn't look fat enough...
>>703314595
>grow food in the city
>hunt the wild pigeon in the street
Fuck off faggot only middle class can eat in excess. You wouldn't know how to put down a fork if it could save your life.
I won't die hungry but I can almost guarantee they're going to need to remove a wall from your basement when you die.
KYS other people could live off the food you have in your home for a year you fat degenerate.
>>703314287
>http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/world/asia/13fat.html
thanks for this, I didn't know
>>703314842
For one, im not the same anon. For starters i grew up so poor that the only food we had was fish we went and caught. Also, if you live in the city, learn a weekend trade. It helps alot, ffs learn to fix airconditioners or something. You thought you were talking to fat anon you little shit. There's infinitely better thingw to do then complain about being hungry. Go join the army infantry if its really that bad
>>703307189
I'M STILL AWAKE, EUROPOOR DEGENERATE!
REEEEEEEEE!
>>703309730
>bologna bodied
Italian girls are fucking hot for the biggest part, also way less likely to be obese or fat. Like it or not, but the few murrican exchange students we get are at least chubby.
>germanfag loving to fuck those exchange students from bella italia
>>703310055
Prefer this over fat murricans every time.
>you can't see the flaps
>>703315321
pic related, balogna
>>703314287
>No you're not or else you'd buy a guy like me a meal instead of shoving 5 more burgers in your face.
If I met you, and you acted sincere and not either like an asshole/attacking me/too beggy, I probably would.
On the other hand, at the moment at least, I live with my parents. I have limited personal income, but my parents worked their asses off and both could pretty easily get PhDs if they wanted to. I mostly live on their money atm, but I do some consulting work, and I'm working on a few projects of my own.
If I had just gotten paid from an invoice, I actually would give you like $5 for Burger King or something.
I gave $5 to Wikipedia a few days ago.
And when I have extra change in my fanny pack, and I see those donation things, I often will sit there picking out all the change less than quarters (which can sometimes add up to a few bucks)
Don't call me a stingy fuck. I'm not even interested in money; I would only really use money to do research. (Well, I'm not a liar; I'd ALSO get a decent house, but research is one of the most important things to me)
So, fuck you.
>[ALL THAT SHIT BY YOU]
I eat because my brain tells me it's time to eat, and it has no blocking signals. You fucking retarded ass.
And I'm not into "Fat Acceptance"; I just don't want people bothering me (almost at all, whether it's for being fat or otherwise; I don't really like /people/, because they are illogical*).
*Kinda like you. Feeling THIS attacked when I offered a suggestion and never said anything down to you.
You speak down to people because it makes you feel good, from the looks of it. Whereas, I couldn't give 2 shits what most people think.
In fact, the whole thing with Japan is, in part, due to legal issues. I really couldn't care less what they think of me on a personal level.
(cont.)
>>703315321
German? Yeah now i understand why you didn't get the joke.
>>703315435
I don't even have a response to your level of multi-chromosomed stupidity
>>703315441
I'd go there, because they have faster Internet, an interesting language, GOOD entertainment (as opposed to 99% horse shit here in the States. If my parents chucked the TV, I literally wouldn't even notice until there was suddenly about ~8 extra sq ft of space in the living room.), an interesting culture (including religions), and a cleaner society
>>703315537
No you!
>>703315577
Kys
>>703309560
It's not shitposting you just don't understand us.
>>703316159
You the same person I was arguing with?
>>703309840
I'd prob fuck her anyway... Am I sad and pathetic?
>>703314834
Looks like a very bad post op transexual to me. Anyway, it could star in an horror movie
>>703307189
At that point why even bother? Even if you manage to shrink down to a normal weight you're going to have hanging skin fucking everywhere. Why put that stress on your heart and knees? She'd just gain all the weight back again. This fat cunt is probably the kind of person watching the news about people over dosing on heroin and say something stupid like "I don't know why anyone would use that stuff". Meanwhile she's shoving hot pockets and chips down her fucking throat. What a fucking waste of a perfectly good redhead. I hate all you faggots.
>>703316633
nah man, you're just a nigger. It's only natural
>>703307189
When the nuclear winter arrives, this is what a survivor looks like
>>703317283
im sure somebody will cut her open and sleep in her like that scene with the tauntaun in empire strikes back.
>>703308187
are you drinking cola in the shower?
>>703312420
Is she pooping out niggers?
>>703310610
What's he doing with that ham?
>>703318711
i dont understand how fat can collect in the forehead like that.
>>703318802
is that a box in it's stomach
>>703309840
Call of Duty: Fat Ops
>>703313199
Keep hearing the emperial theme from star wars when i see this.
>>703310997
More like I EAT ANOREXIA
>>703310314
Your metabolism isn't high, you're just a stupid mental retard who thinks he's eating too much when you're not.
>>703307189
kill yourself nigger
how do you get so fucking fat jesus
>>703307189
Man, I'm not asleep yet. Could you not so I don't have nightmares?
>>703319245
>>703309610
>>703309724
>bbq
>flames at the bottom
thats not a bbq
>>703310214
Did he died?
>>703318850
>2016
>not resetting router from 192.168.x.x
kek at backwards idiot
The morbidly obese problem in America is as interesting as it is disgusting.
>>703309489
>>703309459
Bro....that's Londan, dumb europoor
>pic related..Europe now....lol...you stupid fucks
>>703319362
kek
huge fat people are, in evolutionary sense, not viable organisms, they shouldn't be alive.
>>703311097
>failing to appreciate Russian winters - from mud to cold
>didn't anticipate Russia moving production to the Caucuses/away from the front
>didn't appreciate the rail gauges, meaning trains had to switch from European gauge to Russian gauge, hindering logistics
>overestimated ability to take Russia via three fronts
>switched between different axis of advance in Russia and didn't do any of them well enough
>didn't take the far bank of the Volga in Stalingrad and let himself be encircled
>didn't get proper intel re: the T-34; failed to develop anti-tank weapons and had to repurpose the 88
>made all planes be developed with fighter capabilities and failed to develop strategic bombing
>failed to appreciate the effects of targeted allied bombing on critical parts supplies (e.g. ball bearing works and Romanian oil fields)
>didn't develop the atomic bomb properly, which could have theoretically saved WWII, especially by targeting London with a nuclear-armed V2
>>703319962
Bro, Americans made up this "Europeans are beautiful and sophisticated" shit - we didn't. Don't blame us. We knowing we're a fucking mess, or separate fucking messes in different nations.
>>703307189
Don't worry, I'm seeing more and more fat fucks in the UK and they all have the fucking accent. Us Brits are going to be better at being whales than America very soon.
>too many beef Wellington ensembles with lettuce
>>703320362
what accent? the fat accent?
>>703320502
Factcent
>>703320569
fiftycent
>>703318783
Nowhere left to go
>>703320502
American's say we have an accent, which I believe so. It's a very prim and proper one, but sounds pompous at times
>>703320683
England has like fifty accents, with numerous sub-divisions. But the Septics are used to the RP English from old movies, so they think that's the only one.
>>703318711
holy fuck what are those things
>>703320683
Yanks say everyone foreign has "an accent", because they've got no clue about how the rest of the world speaks, unlike most countries who have a vague idea of foreign accents.
>>703320804
That's correct
>>703320855
Are we kinda similar in a sense as America got the blacks from Africa and we got Coolies from India?
>>703307189
>Europeans aren't fat, because there isn't enough food in their moms basement.
>>703320992
Coolies are Chinese.
This is why racism attracts only the smartest.
yeah british accent is very pleasant to the ear although then you also get the chav accent
>>703307189
Jesus, well, at least shes trying.
>>703307189
isnt this england. kek. i can slag off the yanks as good as anyone, but dude, this is embarrassing
>>703309724
>It's funny because it's actually good and i'm 100% sure they'd never eat snails or frogs again after tasting that heavenly BBC.
Fixed that for you americuck
>>703319200
Kek
>>703321130
Oh boy, crack open google or a history book. We went to India first in terms of colonization and boy did we get a lot of workers
>get on 4chan in the morning
>anyone still up?
stfu i just woke up
>>703307189
Snorlax with the CP 5000 has spawned!!!
CATCH IT!!!
>>703321134
>Implying there aren't hundreds of vastly different British accents
Ah euro trash
>Lives with parents until about the age of 50
>Rarely has a job
>Bad teeth
>Smell like they live in trash cans
>Get's bailed out by the US
>Russia's bitch
>Islam's bitch
>all on welfare
>think they still matter in the world
Oh, and soon to be under Russian rule where they belong.
>>703311883
>rum n coke
are you a woman?
>>703315135
Has anyone reversed this yet?
>>703310498
>>703310174
Good lord !
>>703310174
Still more effective than most eurotrash armies.
>>703310886
i would not trust him. being fat does not mean you cook well. actually, it means you're not discerning about your food choices at all.
that being said, i would definitely eat that right off the grill.
>>703310610
Boomer
>>703311542
i love that she's wearing the crown in all of these.
>>703312420
Almost barfed.
>>703318003
probabaly vodka and cola. us americans drink harder longer than any eurocucks
>>703323184
Implying amerifats could drink more vodka than a russian
>>703320197
If we were sophisticated, we wouldn't have made america in the first place.
Fat
>>703314097
THose road signs don't exist in the UK in that form. It's somewhere else in Europe.
>>703308927
Hey I know her, she's missing from upstate NY
>>703319467
It's a smoker you dumb fucking foreigner
>>703309840
>Would literally fuck the shit out her/10
...nice try
>>703308286
swedish, not amerifat
>>703324222
Trips calls it
