Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>703296243 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703296243
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
>Travis
>Two
>Knives
>claimed!
Elitism isn't real.
Miho claimed
>>703302763
Have fun!
Pic related, it's all of you
>>703302596
Naw, two separate tomatoes! You and Maki!
Nah, that's tame.
.
>>703302917
Elitism is real problem in /waifu/ today. Please, for the cost of one (You) a day you can save the next victim of an elitist attack.
>>703302896
>hahhah its funny because its a cofee mug with an s on it xD
>>703302896
>>703302917
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /elitism/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/elitism/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/elitism/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/elitism/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/elitism/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/elitism/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/elitism/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/elitism/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/elitism/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/elitism/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /elitism/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
>>703303164
even for you that was bad tbh
Have a night, /waifu/
>>703303101
You're such a cute!
Mao still here.
>>703303164
You're such a failure as a shitposter
And Megumin is shit
>>703303198
>You say as you use my pasta
>>703303164
yes
>>703303212
night
>>703303212
Goodnight beautiful.
I am a trans-nigger. Your shall now refer to me as Tyrone Jamal and my pronouns are homie and Nigger. You shall respect this notion you shitlords.
>>703303307
That's not even your pasta
>>703303096
no, what we are doing is much more pathetic.
>>703303307
That's Mai's pasta you cunt
>>703303198
/elitism/ Is not real Mi Liu.
>>703303236
Nou!
>>703303325
Shut up nigger.
>>703303441
I don't remember writing that.
>>703303325
Fuck off nigger
>>703303372
I started using before you. You change /waifu/ to /elitism/
>>703303441
>cuz mai is mi liu xD le maymayz xD
>>703303452
Good thing thats Sachii and not me!
>>703303307
>>703303307
>>703303307
OH SHIT NIGGER!
WITNESSED
>>703303212
Good night.
>>703303452
yes it is
You're in it right now
>>703303535
you don't have to
>>703303538
>mai is mi liu xd
You're just a failed version of mai
>>703303482
>>703303538
b- but that's racist
>>703303538
That's not your pasta, your english isn't that good, yours is elementary school english at best
>Using xD ironically
>Using xD at all
Just end your life already
Claimu
>>703303212
Goodnight.
As usual, meow.
>>703303655
Tyrone plz
>>703303307
>703303307
>7033 0 3307
now that is impressive
>>703303624
I'm more advanced shitposter than mai.
You Know, crouching Taiger
>plus its funposting so it doesn't matter if I'm good
>>703303671
I based my pasta off of
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /b/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/b/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/b/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/b/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/b/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/b/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/b/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/b/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/b/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/b/ is not NICE
so /b/....what IS /b/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
You cunt
>>703303307<<
PERFECT SYMMETRY
>>703303762
Rory, you're not a transniggerphobe are you?
>>703303585
woof woof~
>>703303863
Thanks for proving that it's not your pasta, you dumb fuck
>inb4:"I changed /b/ with /waifu/ so it's mine"
Sachii did the same, therefore it's not your pasta anymore if you're gonna go by that reasoning
Either ways, you're a dumb fuck
>>703304016
So what if I am, cotton picker?
>>703303863
At least you aren't a elitist like mai i guess
>>703304078
i also created every pasta in existence xd
>>703304078
>every post i make is a shitpost
>>703304120
Guess it's time to move to tumblr then.
>>703304138
>ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>703304138
>At least you aren't a elitist like mai i guess
Can't you see why no one bothers trying to please you?
>>703304349
?
Did i look like i needed a you or something?
>>703303313
SO MUCH CUM
THERE'S CUM EVERYWHERE
AAAAEEOOHHH AAGGOOHHHHH AEEEEHHOOHHHHHHH
>>703304349
Shit.
>>703304448
Maybe.
>>703304448
Die in your sleep
>>703304189
>You haven't shitposted in the last month
>>703304352
beep boop
>>703304356
?
what does that even mean?
>>703304527
no
Hey guys I didn't follow a goddamn thing and I'm drunk and sorry Makoto.
I'm sorry Makoto. I'll try harder tomorrow. I had a couple days.
>>703304569
...Well if you say so.
>>703304571
Can't say that hasn't happened before. Dreams are weird sometimes.
>>703304352
Hey. Whoa. No need for drastic measures you Abo cunt.
>>703304610
No matter what, you will always find a reason to complain and call others elitists, if you consider mai an elitist how could anybody hope to please your autism?
>>703304785
Want to tell me about it?
Hello
>>703304847
No. I try not to talk at length with strangers who tell me to kill myself.
>>703304610
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>>703304802
Well what the fuck can i do? Unless i have everyone sucking my dick and actively accepting me i can't stand to stay here!
>>703304821
I'm not Mi Liu
I don't run around screaming elitism
Mai is a literal elitist though
>>703304994
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>>703304999
>I'm not Mi Liu
uh-huh
>I don't run around screaming elitism
uh-huh
>Mai is a literal elitist though
uh-huh
Explain how mai is an elitist.
>>703304641
No need to apologize. I know you'll do better, so just enjoy yourself for tonight!
>>703305154
How's your stranger friend?
>>703304785
>Can't say that hasn't happened before. Dreams are weird sometimes.
Do tell.
>>703304932
Are you sure about that? >>703304569
>>703304932
>pats head
>>703304999
Elitism is just a fucking meme, it doesn't exist, people that say the opposite do so because they feel inferior to others in the threads so they need something to try and justify why they feel inferior
>>703305108
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>>703304610
Yukkuri
>>703305154
You made me, not waifu, cry. Don't tolerate my deviancy, but ... I don't know how to describe it.
Also, don't be fags. Post a thing. Something about your day. About your job. About not having a job.Give some substance.
This thread is pretty dull, so.
Question.
If you haven't met your waifu, who would've been the one you would choose?
>>703305257
>>703305260
?
Honestly i'm not interested in talking about how i died in a dream. If you -must- know though, it was a very weird dream where i had a 3rd person perspective and was controlling myself like an RPG character.
After saving a girl, whom for some reason i think was a princess? I proceeded to get stabbed and fall over. But since it was third person, it didn't hurt or anything like that, it was just... concerning.
Then i woke up because, you know, you start asking questions when you die.
>>703305446
>>703305108
Fucking robo-cucks.
>>703305145
he bullies elitists and never talks to any newfags :^(
>>703305296
That's what they want you to think
>>703305446
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>>703305648
>pretty dull
>asks a question about our avatar
Fuck off Elitist
>Explain how mai is an elitist.
>he bullies elitists :^(
Oh my god the cognitive Dissonance.
>>703304999
Can't be oldie boatgirl who left Nª1.
He's underaged and probably sleeping by now.
>'Could' be heretic guy who lost her fiancee.
>Graf can't even type.
>Slav monmusu can't type either.
Trying to guess it's actually kind of fun.
>>703305727
>That's what they want you to think
No, it's literally like that
This elitism meme is one of the worst things that ever happened to these threads, and the people that enforced it are cancerous fucks
Uhg... Not this elitist garbage again...
Don't you shitposters have a shred of originality? Find a new joke please. This one is worn out.
>>703305254
Dunno, haven't heard from em this morning. Maybe they gave up?
>>703305511
I don't encourage it, but it's not like I'm your mother or something, I can't really scold you for it either. The best I can do is just hope that you can manage to hold up on your self control next time.
And my day was decent. Stopped by the mechanics that I'm buying my RX7 from, and I'm hoping I can go and get the flywheel resurfaced tomorrow, and then install the new clutch. Then all it needs is the Smog, and registration and then I can BRAP with the best of em!
>>703305648
Unlikely I wouldn't have, seeing as how my second choice comes from the same franchise.
>Anastasia from Cinderella Girls
>>703305648
Shinku from Rozen Maiden. But it's kind of odd to explain
Jenny was my "waifu" when i was 10
but then i got into Anime
Then Shinku became my waifu
But then i got interested in Western animation too
Then Jenny became my Waifu again.
So if i hadn't re-watched MLAATR Shinku would be my Waifu.
>>703305719
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>>703305727
re-rolling
Shitposters can't even define what the word "elitist" means.
>>703306115
Call em back
>>703305648
Michiru Matsushima from The Fruit of Grisaia
>>703305648
I would have kept looking.
>>703305911
sorry
my autism is pretty inconsistent
>>703306001
what?
>>703306016
You are just being controlled by the elite
>>703306135
no
>>703306496
Stop shitposting. Bad.
>>703306496
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>>703306496
Random blabber about faggots who don't really post anymore and no one really cared about in the first place.
Don't blame me if I'm not making any sense, it's 5 AM.
>>703306496
Will you ever stop being cancer and go back to being a normal poster?
You're just dumb at this point, I wish you would go back to posting normally instead of posting 23.jpg every 2 threads and cancerous copy pastas
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>703304932
Right.
>>703306001
All of them are probably a miss.
Suprised you didnt go for the milk submarine.
>>703306734
>
>>703306906
You're not a stranger, if that's what you mean to imply.
Goodnight /waifu/.
>>703307115
night
>>703306675
what else am i meant to be doing at 9am?
>>703306728
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>>703306728
so yourself? :^)
>>703306732
It's actually only me posting 23.jpg around a 10th of a time
i just copied that guy and posted it occasionally
I have no idea who actually posts it most of the time
>Will you ever stop being cancer and go back to being a normal poster?
No
If i could i would leave here
>>703307325
2nd for>>703306690
>>703307325
>No
>If i could i would leave here
Disappointing
>>703306728
Why am I not there?
>>703307007
>hugs
>>703306906
Kitty is this you?
>>703307325
one of these days
>>703307483
>>703307115
'night
>>703307442
Saddening
>>703307603
I'm not going to sleep, Jenny.
>>703307325
Of course not. I'm still here, more or less.
And I appreciate the double reply.
>>703307483
Do you want to be there?
>>703306906
I thought so.
Maybe Red was the only decent try, now that I think about it.
>Suprised you didnt go for the milk submarine.
His posts are a bit too recognizable, don't you think?
I'm not kidding when I say Taihou was literally.
>Literally
The only decent boat claimer.
>>703304994
Then learn to take it up the clacker
Finally. Home. Holy damn.
>>703307739
i was going to reply to but i decided you weren't worth the effort. i forgot to delet this
>>703307858
I thought you were Reimu for a second.
>>703307858
Christmas?
>>703307843
No, because you're already talking with the most cancerous faggot who made threads 24/7 which is Syndra.
I still wonder how lonely must someone be to just stay on ts3 every single day, every single hour he's awake. I just can't comprehend the loneliness.
>>703307975
>>703307325
Be good. Talk with people in a not shitposting way.
>Rattles
>>703307508
Kitty is not a Janna.
>>703307603
One of those nights
>>703307843
Not that active here though
Or maybe i'm just here too much
>>703307843
Have another
>>703308182
But i don't want to talk with people in a not shitposting way.
>rattles
>>703308047
I guess so.
Its on you though.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>703307007
So as long as your not a stranger its fine to tell you to kill yourself?
>>703307508
Come on now.
Same game but no.
>>703307843
Its possible, but i dubth it.
If im not wrong, hes too bussy with being "the best at everything" to care.
>Taihou
As mutch as i have talked to him, yes you could say that.
I'm a fag
>>703308558
(Mi Liu)
>>703308558
we know
>>703308494
One of these Afternoons
>>703308182
>>703308554
Forgive me....
>>703308554
I'm having such a good time reading your posts, you're like, one of the most autistic people in here.
You can barely make long posts, your replies are just made of maximun 4 words, or when you write someone long, is just some pasta tier shit,.
I don't know how you manage to socialize with people in real life, they probably just know that you are a socially awkard and they're forced to put up with your edgyness because of the hostel.
>>703308856
>Plays with tails
>>703308633
One of those mornings
>>703308856
I love you chen
pls never leave
>>703309086
I will get your hair
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>703308639
No.
>>703308856
Ok.
>>703308639
Fuck you. Don't ever bring a great show like Dexter into your faggy ass waifu shit
>>703309197
no you won't
>>703309203
>Seppuku
>>703309272
I will
I don't give it up
>>703309332
That image never fails to make me laff
>>703309203
You weird ass faggot.
Fuck it, I'm bored as hell. Anyone care for some tarot readings?
>>703304610
>implying i haven't
Well you'll never know unless you open your eyes, sachi. I'm like a Green Beret. I'm in and out, as quite as a gentle breeze. You'll never know what is a shitpost and what isn't.
>>703309506
Hit me up. General reading.
>>703308494
Grrrr.
>>703308554
I mean... It's more ok. It's obvious i'll just ignore it.
>>703308639
Hmm? I don't really mind.
>>703309506
Why not
>>703309472
You won't her hair is mine
>>703309565
well you haven't made it obvious enough
>>703309586
easy there maid
>>703309506
me me
>>703309705
I'll cut you.
>>703309506
yeah sure, go for it
>>703309705
ITS MEIN
>>703309506
Why not
>>703309762
I would rather you didn't
>>703309778
NO
MINE
>>703309848
YOU BETTER START BELIEVING IN MIRACLES BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO FUCKING WITNESS ONE
Goodnight
>>703309848
That's unfortunate for you.
Mmmmm pizza
>>703309929
night
>>703302763
>>>/pol/88275755
IT'S HAPPENING WTF!!
>>703309929
Sleep well, anon. Have a good one tomorrow.
I'll head off as well.
>>703310015
Is it cheese pizza?
>>703310046
no u
>>703310134
No WTF
>>703310084
Sleep well.
>>703310084
pls respond
>>703309971
why?
>>703309920
UNLESS ITS SACHI BECOMEING REAL NO
>>703310246
So, if she was real, would that mean i can have her hair?
>>703310195
shame. I have some if you want
>>703310320
Fuck NO!
>>703309585
>The Moon - Upright
Ahead is a period of emotional turmoil or a crisis of faith. You'll need to make a decision, but all the facts won't yet be clear. Take a step back and look at things objectively.
>>703309666
Alright Satan, here ya go.
>The Star - Reversed
Stay grounded, and reassess situations in practical terms. Beware of anyone with fantastical offers.
>>703309707
>The Emperor - Reversed
You may feel oppressed or bullied. Traditional attitudes can cause upset, and may put unreasonable pressure onto others.
>>703309778
>The Sun - Reversed
You deserve a break from something, but can't seem to get one. There may be setbacks at the moment, but they should not hold you back for long.
>>703309837
>The High Priest - Upright
Education and learning are the ways to advancement. You should look towards a positive mentor in your life, and take counsel with them.
>>703308554
>hes too bussy with being "the best at everything" to care.
He's probably busy being a fag as well.
>As much as I have talked to him, yes you could say that.
He gets bonus points for being hispanic, of course.
And hey, you've got to admit that there's no real competition.
>>703308062
I don't really mind the whole 24/7 threads thingy.
Their increased frequency brought tons of new anons, and I never thought 'muh sekrit clubhouse' was a valid excuse.
>I do believe you're a bit 'softer' towards me.
>>703310421
such a shame. I was hoping you'd say yes
>>703310539
hmm, interesting.
>jenny
>>703310539
Me please
>>703310539
These are really funny. Thanks.
Did you blocked the number yesterday?
>>703310747
Was I ever hard on you?
Whats with the 0s and 1s?
>>703288887
>>703300001
NO MORE OFF BY 1!
>>703311028
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>>703311111
FINALLY YOU FUCKING DID IT
>>703310953
How's it going?
>>703311028
I think i saw a 2.
>>703311111
Got em.
>>703310320
no
>>703311028
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>>703311111
FINALLY
>>703310539
sounds about right
>>703310953
hi yuno
>>703311111
>>703311177
Oh hey nui. Thought you went to sleep.
I'm having a busy weekend sorry
>>703310894
RIP Yui
>The Tower - Reversed
You could have avoided a situation of repression and disaster, but you shouldn't suffer by blaming yourself.
>>703311015
I've yet to be wrong on one, so let me know if I ever am.
And nah, I just didn't really see much to reply back to, so I didn't.
>>703311111
Too bad 9ball day is over.
>Last call if anyone wants one
>>703311341
morning tomoko.
I'm only here for a short while sorry
New to 4chan but not anime so i jist dont understand what the 0s and 1s have to do with claiming your waifu.
>>703311240
If cirno can do it then so can i!
>>703311472
better than not at all
>>703311447
>and may put unreasonable pressure onto others.
That's what I do in the thread, so I think you're right.
Last time you said that there will be a pleasuring surprise, right?
There was.
Thanks for the read.
>>703311381
I should have but not yet.
I don't think that's anything to be sorry about.
im pretty boring
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>703309332
Please do.
>>703309506
Interesting.
>>703311564
That's what I thought, glad you think the same.
You up to anything?
>>703311648
Oh okay, well as stated before I'm only here for a short while
And I always feel kinda bummed if I ignore people, especially friends
>>703311447
Jesus...
>>703311447
>Too bad 9ball day is over.
Not in Hawaii!
All this shitposting has given me a headache. I shall lay down
>>703311737
>Interesting.
are you fucking autistic or what
>>703311675
thats ok
>>703311799
just some world of warships. classes?
>>703311675
Bored or boring?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>703311902
Yes.
>>703311799
Well you aren't trying to so it's fine, there's always the day after anyway.
>>703312006
Hand-cunt the 2nd.
Same old shitty replies.
Same old 0 argument.
Same old sadness in both of your lifes.
>>703312104
Are you itching for a fight today or something? You seem more combative than usual.
>>703312104
U mad bro?
>>703311914
Oh okay, you looking for that new ship reward?
It's Saturday my friend, I'm having a friend's over
>>703312101
True true, you're so wise
How was your day?
>>703311566
Sure thing.
>>703311737
Ouch.
>The Tower - Upright
An aspect of your life may be suddenly end. While it may be shocking or painful, you'll have the opportunity to examine your life and make positive changes.
>>703311825
I don't sugar coat the readings, sorry m8.
>Makoto
>>703312104
Chen I think I know now.
You have multiple personality disorder
You should see someone for this
>>703312398
lmao fuck off
>>703312305
Aww, well glad you see me that way.
It's been fine i suppose, i mostly slept though which may be why i'm up now.
>Nui
>>703312398
Thanks for caring.
>>703312398
no i dont
>>703312398
I think that's it.
Hi, how are you?
>>703312555
>>703312444
my both personalities got trips
>>703312398
Or just autism.
>>703312666
Please, don't be such a sad guy.
>>703312666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share
