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Alright /b/. Girlfriend and I need a safeword. Trips decide.

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Alright /b/. Girlfriend and I need a safeword. Trips decide. Pic related
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>>703285255
>my gf

This is not your girlfriend. You're a lonely teenage retard who jerks off to facebook photos. You're a loser, kid. You know it. I know it. And if the girl in this picture has ever had the misfortune of meeting you, she knows it, too. Fuck off with this cringe.
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cinnamon
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>>703285255
>Flüggåɘnkგ€čhiœßølʃên
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iwanttofuckotherpeople
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rape
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ниггерсиськи
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Cum
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Haram
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>>703285771
Kek
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Jason
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>>703285255
Stop
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Santorum
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>>703285255
Marriage
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Hit
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Horny
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Pussy
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>>703285255
Harder and faster are generally terrrible safe words, if trips get those are your safe words
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Mom
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Ouch
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Lugubrious.
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Buttsearch
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>>703285255
Yes or don't stop.
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Gasthekikes
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>>703285255
lhurgoyf
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#DicksOut
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Testicle
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>>703285255

fahrvergnügen
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Jesus
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>>703286751
what is this budget shit? tarmogoyf should be the safeword
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>>703285255
Supercalafragelisticexpialadocious
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Julie
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Pneumonoultramicrospocisiliconvolcanoconiosis
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>>703285255
Paper Bag
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The chemical name for titin
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Sexy
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>>703287071
That's two words you fucking nigger
Kill yourself
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DickInTheButt
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Stab me
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Hjúkrunarfræðinga
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YoMommaWasBetter
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harder
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I'mAFilthyWhore
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Muslim
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AllahAkhbar
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Oh
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Volkswagen
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>>703285255
harder
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OPisafaggot
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Shamupo
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Condom
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CumDumpster
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>>703285255
Trigger
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>>703285255
bird. so everytime there's a doubt, she'll say "bird is the word"
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>>703287372
rolling for this
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ryuu waga teki wo kurau
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>>703287455
I fucking hate you anon.
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>>703285255
We use "Gorgonzola".

Just ridiculous enough to catch my attention when something isn't going right
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Baby
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Shemale.
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>>703287544
Nigger
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>>703286906
Nobody has the patience for that rules twisting ass raping monster
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Vuvuzela
Zulpadintartrate
Thantifanax
Firetruck
Pandabear
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>>703287130
Hyphenate it you fucker.
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moot
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>>703285255
Dontstop!
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Satan.
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Incest
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>>703287513
underrated post
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>>703285255
public service announcement:

In Hell there is no safeword.
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Toot
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>>703287639
You're not my supervisor
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Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
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>>703287577
Re.
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>>703285255
Nigger
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>>703287764
rerolling for this
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>>703287718
if that one doesn't tickle you fancy how about

IT'S HIGH NOON
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>>703285255
Antidisestablishmentarianism
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>>703285255
Yours or hers mothers / fathers name
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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HarderDaddy
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"I have aids!"
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Pineapple
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>>703287978
we are not impressed by your ability to look up long words.
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>>703287998
So close
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Fapzilla
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>>703287978
I beat you to it, bitch: >>703287070
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Zebra
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>>703287513
I like it but I don't get it
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>>703288220
Saber
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>>703288243
It's a reference to a shitty game
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"Oh shit I'm gonna cum"
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daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy

she says it 4 times she's being a cunt and she needs a slap

:)
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>>703288311
Pocket knife
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>>703288336
lmao this
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>>703288319
Okay thanks
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please
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fistmedaddy
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>>703285255
DON'T STOP
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ow
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ForHarambe!
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Goochiemoochies
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slow down, buckeroo!
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ouch works well there op you dumb fag. your boyfriend must love little fags like you op
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boipussy
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MakeAmericaGreatAgain!
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Auto-Pancreatic Disorder
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moist
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Harambe
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EmperorKekTrump
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ragu
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>>703287998
Re-rawlin for this
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Cumming
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suicide
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JustlikeMomusedtomake.
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Fuckme
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General, another settlement needs your help.
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>>703285255
squanch
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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lok'tar
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Trump4President
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Mussolini
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Quick Drying Polyurethane
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Verga
Polla
Reata
Pene
Turca
La Cabezona
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>>703285255
harder
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Vorkuta
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Fuckingtonite
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Grannny
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"i never actually loved you"
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anus
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Oklahoma
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No Russian
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>>703290024
Jackass
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>>703290002
Game over?
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>>703290002

top kek
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asiancock
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>>703285255
Wawaweewa
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HEYEAHYEAHYEAHEYEAH
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> A close friend or relative if hers name, which ever will freak her out most to hear during sex...maybe mom or grandma?
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Harambe
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>>703290303
Rolling
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>>703290002
rolling for this shit
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"I wish you were black"
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>>703290334
Mother fucking cunt rabies so close
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Fucktimus Prime
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Fuck my boipucci
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>>703285255
WhoaBro!
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>>703290002
Rolling again
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more
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>>703290555
Guess I should've said Checkem
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Schadenfruede
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Antidisestablishmentarinism
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....

https://telegram.me/joinchat/Dh0kg0FWmDrdaXToSVwREQ
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Harder
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Apple
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zozzle
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Euphoric!
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>>703290555
Winrar
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More
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>>703290555
>when you winrar and no one even lurks any moar :(
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LouReed
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>>703291188
Nice dub dubs
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I found the Milk of Human Kindness!
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FeelsGoodMan.
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>>703285255
Ours is "barbacoa"
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"is it in yet"
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KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!
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>>703291751
This.
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Serendipity
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>>703287544
>>703287577
>>703287588
>>703287599
Oh my god
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have her scream "rape" thats what my sexual partners always use
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