Okay /b/
Im probably going to regret this, but if you roll a magical even trips, you get to pick my last name, get quints or better and you get to pick my full name.
>And yes, this is real.
myancestorswerefaggots
>>703260694
Boaty McBoatface
>>703260694
Skywalker
TRips get
>>703260694
Boaty McBoatface >>703260996
Reroll
>>703260694
leopold squatjigger
Fernando
>>703260996
Reroll
Caitlyn Jenner
Zamboni branches
>>703261111
Full Name if possible: Namey MCnameface
Lastname alone: BlackLivesMatter
kek
>>703261111
WINRAR!!
>>703260694
Linkovich Chomovski
>>703261111
Gah, close
Reroling boaty
>>703261111
QUADS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Squinty Eye Eugene
>>703261111
Actually not that bad of a name.
>>703261111
Hugh Mungus
>>703261111
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
>>703261111
OP here, too close for comfort. Doesnt count, no overriding quads
Come on fags
John Baaabababaaaaa Cena
>>703260996
rolling
>>703261111
Holy shit that didnt take long but OP wont deliver anyways
>>703261111
winrar
Op didn't say the quads or greater had to be even
Troy L. Hopscotch
>>703261237
He said even trips+
>>703260694
Hugh
Mungus
Check 'em amd praise kek
John Baaabababaaaaa Cena
(come on trips, ruin this guys life)
>>703261357
op is being a faggot, abandon thread
OP being a fag as always
>>703261385
OP said quints or higher, learn to read dipshit
>>703261111
Will OP deliver????
>>703261425
Reroll
(OP said even trips, ot odd quads you retards)
John doe
Mike Litoris
John Baaabababaaaaa Cena
(come on trips ruin this guys life)
>>703261498
reading comprehension is a useful skill
>>703261111
delivar cunt
Martin Luther King Nigger
quints get
>>703260694
dwarfucker
Tasmanian
Devil
Pickolas Cage
Johnny Danger
Dick milk
DINDU NUFFIN
in all caps
Nigger AsianTranny
>>703261555
oh shit
>>703261555
lmao op get fucked
>>703260694 penismouth
Nicolas rage
>>703261578
Reroll
DINDU nuffin
>>703261357
Op is a faggot, like usual
Don't hireme
Y'all motherfuckers have problems understanding plain English. EVEN trips, or quints.
>>703260694
justthetip
>>703261665
So close
Hot tamale
>>703261555
winrar!1!
Tater Tot
trips get
>>703261111
do it OP
ABANDON THREAD
nigger
>>703261788
Damn off by one. Rerolk
Captain Shit-Fuck Magoo
Speedo Mcreedo
Cumlord Alcatraz
Hugh Mungus
>>703261744
fuck off faggot, we make our own rules
nigger niggerson
>>703261555
OP you better deliver
Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez
Ketchum
Dong Mong
>>703261111
WINRAR!
White
Irike Rittlegirls
>>703261111
Reroll
Titanius Anglesmith
>>703261555
op is a cuck wont do shit
Oh shit a fellow two head.
7010 reporting in.
Change your name to martin bryant
Slopples The Dog Wanker
Smegal Mckikeface
>>703261895
>nigger niggerson
roll
Adolf Hitler
>>703261555
Time to die then
>>703261744
>>703260694
If you're not going to do it that's fine, but don't bs about what you said in the OP
>>703261111
nee growman
>>703261610
>>703261498
>>703261480
>>703261385
>>703261376
>>703261354
>>703261237
>absolutely harambe
>learn to read
>kill me
Rolling for Sergeant Puppers because the guy with a new dog didnt pick it
O. Long Johnson
>>703261954
Retard
Kanye Kardashian
W3 WUZ K4NGZ
Black Lives Matter
>>703262000
oh shit
>>703262000
YES
>>703262000
Ding ding ding winrar
>>703262000
boi
>>703262000
Noooooooooooooooo
>>703262000
Actual winrar
Dark Magician
>>703262048
Reroll
>>703261357
Faggot
Grand Wiazrd
>>703262000
are zeros even ?
>>703262000
Does this count? Is 0 an even number? I forget math.
>>703260694
hillary clinton
>>703262000
Is zero even or odd?
Meme
>>703261111
Winrar
do it op
MuffinPussy
>>703262000
WINRAR
>>703262000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
>>703262122
reroll
>>703261111
reroll cuz op is faggot
>>703262000
Oooh sheeit
>>703262000
yes god
>>703262000
There we go.
Now OP must deliver.
If anyone gives you any look, tell them it's Spanish
>>703262158
>clitton
Flaccid roll
0 is not an even number, keep rolling fagits
>>703260694
OP deliver!
Peter McPeter-Penis-Eater
Candy Cumbreath
>>703262021
Not OP, reread the goddamn post, you brainless goat fucker.
Faggot
Hugh Mugus
>>703260694
Luke Lucas
>>703262151
>>703262152
>>703262171
Looks like zero is even!
"Zero is an even number. In other words, its parity—the quality of an integer being even or odd—is even. The simplest way to prove that zero is even is to check that it fits the definition of "even": it is an integer multiple of 2, specifically 0 × 2."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
>>703262171
0 is even
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
>>703261111
good name. But didn't he say either even trips (222,444,etc) or quints? Odd quads wont do
Large McbigHuge
>>703261425
Roll
FullName: OP is a Faggot
Lastnameonly: Blacklivesmatter
>Yes you can have two middle names
>>703260694
Dumpster Scrotum Transvestite
Blacklivesmatter
>>703261111
winrar!
chicken dinenr
delivar op
Gimpo Wog Slut
>>703260694
rolio
name:
KILLER KEEMSTARE
>>703262000
Do it then Y2Kill yourself would love to see the headlines "Nigger Niggerson Lynches Self"
>>703260694
Moot
Jesse Howell
>>703262171
Kahn
Mongolo Andrea Bongolo
>>703260694
Brockturner
Ash McCheckem
>>703262256
My only concern is gov may not allow it. Can we have more rolls and a backup winrar too?
>>703261111
QUAD
WINRAR
lenny turbocuck
Euler
yiffton shitdick
Cinnamon Stickybuns
>>703260694
Bippy longstockings
Gratata
>>703262413
Roll
Slutravenjoy
So now that your last name is "Nigerson," which first name are you gonna choose, OP? May I suggest "Notta"?
>>703262471
Reroll
Hillary Rodham Clinton
hugh mungus
>>703262342
aww shit who'd a thought id leave /b/ smarter than i arrived
>>703261111
do it fgt
>>703261991
7011 here, OP is Hugh Mungus
>>703262396
reroll
>>703262570
Roll
>>703262555
Oh boi
>>703262557
roll
>>703262555
odd, so not winrar :(
>>703260694
>>703262000
DO IT FAGGOT
>>703262256
you're a stupid cunt. 0 is not even
zammy childfucker
trips get
Gumball Watterson
Sloppy JohnStockings
Mike
>>703262652
Roll
rolli polli olli
name: Keemstar
>>703262607
OP here, Im not doing that 0 is not an even number.
Learn to read the rules, faggots
>>703260694
Poolaids
Princess Jizzlover
>>703260694
Nigger McHitlerTits
>>703262000
>>703262151
>>703262152
>>703262171
deliver op
zero is even by definition. an integer multiple of two.
>>703262666
>>703262000
Fuck naw
See >>703262647
>>703262731
Roll
>>703262425
You fucking idiot, do you know what evens are?
>>703262666
O wow
Wolfgang Moyardy
>>703262624
rolling this
>>703262612
One more
Mohammad Goldberg
Fat-tits Magilicutty
wasabi wingdicks
>>703262797
Roll
McCluckins
Jertarkwon Papadapolous
>>703262671
Yeah it is you ignorant trogg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
What's your actual name that is was bad enough to want to change it
Wentworth Poopshekle
>>703262869
Roll
>>703262000
NIGGER NIGGERSON LMFAOOO XDDDDD
>>703260694
faggot confirmed.
black faggotcock
>>703262759
Yes it is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-20559052
>>703261620
>dwarfucker
roll for this
>>703262759
This dude aint OP
Prove it fool
waifu analspasm
>>703262935
Roll
>>703261111
Delivar OP
Trogladite Moonbeam
>>703260694
First: Fred
Middle: Arnold
Last: GayMcDouchebag
duck turojew
Niggercunt the Brave
>>703263000
Fuck me man, these names
>>703263000
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I GOT 000
Adolf Hitler
>>703261111
early winrar
pretty decent name btw
>>703263002
Roll
Andre sterling
FrenchFag KillYourself
Donald Trump Sanders
>>703262759
0 is absolutely an even number you idiot.
The simplest way to prove that zero is even is to check that it fits the definition of "even": it is an integer multiple of 2, specifically 0 × 2. As a result, zero shares all the properties that characterize even numbers: 0 is divisible by 2, 0 is neighbored on both sides by odd numbers, 0 is the sum of an integer (0) with itself, and a set of 0 objects can be split into two equal sets.
reroll for
> nigger niggerson
hitler hitlerson
>>703263102
Roll
>>703261111
rolling
ISRAEL
Full name: CumNigger Fagbottom
Last name: Jizzlovinnigger
Osama Binladen
Socialist JewFag
re-reroll for
> nigger niggerson
HUGH MUNGUS
Nigger McNigger
>>703261111
re-re-reroll for
> nigger niggerson
Wayne Gacy
pantybag cumsprinkle
Cuntlick AutisticRetard
mike dorhan
>>703261111
do it to it Op
re-re-re-reroll for
> nigger niggerson
4chan OPisafaggot
turbocuck
barack osama
>>703262666
Lol even
Christopher Poole
CuntAutistic IndianFood
squidcock
HUGH BICK
Vegan cuck
>>703263431
praise KEK
FingerMy LooseAsshole
>>703260694
O god
World say hellow to Dickie ahr Abdullah
>>703262666
LOL now you have to do it
randy dixon
Bitchtits
jeremy scyther
Dam son
ifuckblackchildren
Full name: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez
Last name only: OPisafaggot
Hugh Mungus
>>703262666
Satanic Trips cuntfirmed, Mr. Niggerson
Tommifold LiquorBum
>>703262000
Deliveeeeeer faggot
>>703263607
reroll
Moot Mooterstein
>>703263601
roll for that
>>703262666
WINRAR
>>703263607
re roll
First name:Tom last name:hung
>>703262666
last time i checked 6 is even
>>703263182
Roll
Slutmuck
Gay Anal Faggot
>>703262666
OP GONNA DO IT??????
Pyrocynical
The thing with this is that the gov't might be butthurt faggots and disallow all of these obvious """offensive""" names. You gotta be a bit more subtle, you dumbasses.
Rolling for Pepe Kekkington.
>>703262666
winrar cunt
The government wont accept his last name, you fucking autists. Do you really think theyre going to let him have niggerson as his last name?
>>703263000
WINRARRRRR
>>703262666
>>703262666
SATAN WILLS IT
dexter banks
ifuckblackbabies
>>703261330
ROLL
op's a faggot he aint gonna do shit guys stop posting names you dumb fucks
>>703262666
What's your excuse gonna be this time, OP?
>>703261111
Okay, OP is now leopold squatjigger. What though is my middle name?
Dub 9 chooses. I have a whole form to fill too
>>703262151
0 = 2 * 0
Ford Chan
>>703262666
Will OP deliver though?????
>>703263945
Bort
kneegrow. 9 get
>>703263945
what an absolute madman
titty as middle name
Harambe
>>703263945
All that cum in your eye making you make terrible life choices
>>703263945
OPISAFAG
>>703264008
Nope, quads first.
Still a chance on >>703263945
>>703263945
Faggot
>>703262666
DO IT NOW OP
Zamboni
Middle name Gonzalez
Bongobongochingochongo
>>703263945
4chan
Dylan klebold
-or-
Eric Harris
-or-
>>703261111
Cuck
>>703263945
Moot
>>703263945
caulksucker
>>703264163
reroll
double middle name of- "OG Trollson"
HARAMBE HARAMBE
Snaek
>>703264180
THIS
Adolf Hitler
Dilinger Nutbutter
OPisafaggot
Groin-crotch
Underage
Moot fits the name well
>>703261111
How are uneven quads winrar..
Even trips=last name
Quints or better= full name
Does not compute.
>>703263945
blackass
Klanmen
>>703263945
negro
>>703263945
kek, thank you based OP
sorry i doubted you
middle name is , Butters
Blart
>>703261111
Butters
>>703263945
>>703264312
OP was afraid of being called nigger niggerson
>>703263945
4chanChoseMyName
>>703264240
This
>>703264324
roll
>>703264180
roll
ste
Faggot
John Anderson
Lori
>>703264324
rolling
>>703263945
Milhouse
>>703264330
Roll for this
>>703264368
roll
>>703264312
because the other names were worse
>>703261111
is actually a dank name
>>703264330
You are welcome faggot.
Come on jerks, need a name to finish this off.
/b/
Truckerfag
nutsack
>>703263945
Areallysolidshed
Minecraft
Bean
>>703263945
Weasley
>>703264396
rolling.
>>703262666
So, this is a few steps removed from selling your soul to Satan, right?
>>703264498
FUCK
Jeffthursobtson Jonabthohnstonson
>>703263945
Mootkins. Obviously.
Shaft
>>703264498
so close
NUTSACK
>>703264470
What kind of weiner name is milhouse?
Spume
Faze
NEW BREAD
Jew
>>703264324
roll.
>>703263945
Le-A
(pronounced Ledasha)
>>703264544
roll
>>703264599
WE GOT IT
OP DELIVER
>>703264599
Winrar
>>703264599
lmao dude u got it i was close though :(
>>703264368
4chanStoleMyName
NiggersStoleMyBike
>>703264599
FUCK YEAH I DID IT
nutsack as your middle name OP do it
>>703264599
You did it, OP delivar
>>703264599
WINRAR
>>703264599
Winrar
>>703264324
rolling..
>>703264180
>roll for Moot
Vomagon
columbinetwo
Muslim
Rolling for middle name:
Middle name: Harambe
Spuggle
>>703264599
Okay, nice job.
Okay, i need a reason for name change. 55 gets this one
NEW THREAD PLS
>>703264665
>>703264667
Almost Satan again! Almost.
OP will deliver soon
Ramalama
>>703262647
I am proud, son.
Bodacious
>>703264779
religious reasons
Used to own a drug cartel
>>703261111
>Even number trips
>>703264779
Because I want Trump to build a wall
>>703264779
I'm being hunted by Hillary Clintons personal Rape and Kill squad
>>703264779
Jihadi John told me to do it
pusspuss
Lord Neckbeard
Because you need a new identity
>>703264779
my dad fucked me and i hate him :)
>>703264789
too late
reason for name change: i am the chosen one
>>703264779
Wow. You didn't go through with >>703262666?
What a misleading thread. You suck, Leopold N. Squatjigger.
Because blacks
Reason roll:
I have to make a name for myself, so I'll make this one.
>>703264779
old name was "Too Gay"
Gary busey
>>703264955
LMAO
In the name of Allah
>>703264955
WINRAR
>>703264955
Yyy
>>703264955
>win
>rar
>inb4 OP says no
>>703264955
winner
Social justice reasons
>>703264779
because harambe died for our sins
>>703264955
Literally Kek
>>703264955
WinRAR
>Also fuck you, Anon. He's never gonna get that name.
>>703264779
For Harambe
>>703264779
Because i was too pussy to be called nigger negro niggerson
>>703264955
HOLY FUCK
I named your first and last name and the reason
KEK IS REAL< PRAISE KEK
>>703264955
WINRAR
>>703264955
kek
>>703264955
The smily face is mandatory, kek
>>703264498
rolll
>>703265074
reroll
>inb4 denial
>>703263945
OP IS CONFIRMED FAGGOT. SO NOW HES GONNA CHOOSE 1111 BECAUSE ITS LEAST WORSE OF ALL THE WINRARS? 666 WAS EVEN TRIPS 000 WAS EVEN TRIPS. OP ONE OF THE BIGGEST FAGGOTS TO DATE
>>703264955
Nice. Got more to do but OP will be back in a few hours ;)
>>703264180
whos that xd
>So, Mr... Squatjigger, is it
>We can still consider this an open case
>Would you like to press charges on your father
>Do you want counseling
>>703265119
You're basically OP's dad
>>703265269
what will new thread be called?
so i can search in catalog?
>>703265299
Well, that means his dad got him to change his name after fucking him in the ass.
>wait a minute
>>703265293
What is my fathers name?
>>703265372
Leopold nutsack squatjigger
>>703265395
>>703265119
Let the man tell us who he is.