Hey /b/.
I'm feeling pretty miserable tonight for some reason. I feel liek complete shit for some reason.
To avoid staying in my bed wasting life and time I decided to go for drive to relax.
I'm gonna go pick up some bread and feed ducks or geese(s?).
If you keep the thread alive I'll update you via cell step by step (buyng bread) finding ducks, feeding them etc...|
Let me know if some of you are interested
Only if you sprinkle some baking soda on the bread
>>703249547
I'll see what I can do
what does it do to ducks?
>>703249064
feed them pizza instead
Bump for potential
Sounds like a nice time. Please keep us informed. Ty bby
>>703249807
They go boom apparently
Dont know if it works though
Do some science OP
>>703249064
What car you're driving?
>>703251223
got in the car. I'm going now to the store to pick up baking soda as well. it's a Mazda protégé (I know the one in the picture isn't though ) same colour though
>>703251442
You didn't pic related so I wasn't sure.
>>703249064
bump
getting there guys . so much traffic
u are the hero 4chan needs
I'll turn left here and I'll be at the store
>>703249064
Please tell me you drive pic related
I'm here
>>703249064
I need this.
closing day deal on bread 49 cents. the ducks will be feasting tonight !
>>703254071
Don't forget: They're loyal to their king.
I'm getting them all this
>>703254071
That's steal
>>703254300
Don't forget the baking soda and some mark branded produckt.
>>703254300
powered donuts bomb af
>>703249064
FUCK THE DUCKS GO FOR A COUPLE OF HOOKERS
duck I forgot the soda. let me go back in
>>703254963
fuck* bur quite a funny typo in this case
>>703254963
Post soda brand
got it
>>703255348
What a wonderful waste of money and time OP
>>703250889
works on small birds only. not boom, just dead.
>>703253582
put your fucking phone down while driving you twat
>>703255348
Doesn't even taste good
U are from the french Canada? Disgusting
>>703255348
It probably wont work, use alka-seltzer just in case.
>>703255720
makes cocaine a hell of a lot better though.
>>703255348
Where to now anon?
>>703255863
For ripping people off
Op here. just got back in the car. I'll drive toward the lake so I won't be able to reply. please keep thread alive.
there was a mistake with the doughnuts and they wanted me to pay 4+ dollar for them. guck that though so I got more bread. I'll update you guys soon.
Hi em
godspeed
>>703256039
Don't forget about us anon
>>703255973
>For ripping people off
no for freebasing it into crack, my friend.
Bump keep her alive boys
They wanted u to pay more?! Filthy french Canadians
>>703256234
Learn something new everyday
>>703249064
i like your proactive approach to being depressed. proceed
Bump
>>703256501
Hey op this new fag approves Fuck yeah
i love you OP, i would do it too but there's not a park with ducks where i live
Bump
Why don't you just pay for a striptease it's a much better way of losing money
>>703256666
that get
This thread will never die so long as OP stays alive
>>703256652
dont trigger me nigger, consequences will never be the same
Theres a female on this thread 0_0
>>703256666
checked
>>703256666
devil confirmed duck lover
>>703256833
Dubs confirm
Keepin' this shit alive I wanna see if he decides to suicide later
is that an ontario plate OP?
>>703252936
nova scotia reporting in here
>>703257159
kek
SOLID BUMP
OP got killed looking for ducks. move along people
KEEP IT ALIVE
>>703257477
Nah dude Fuck you op is still alive
watch this be like one of those gay threads like the ones where OP says hes gonna do something stupid on an earth cam and everyone waits around for hours for nothing to happen
>>703257777
Quads confirm
I'd rather watch a bunch of fatties cock-slap
Fuck off OP come back when you do something interesting like raping Hillary
heres what in all honesty happened here guys, i've been in his shoes years ago.
>lives with parents
>wants to smoke a joint really bad but cant at home
>went for a drive but parked at the lake because he cant smoke in his mums car
>OP just got busted by the cops
op here.
guys keep this alive .
I'm sorry it's taking this long :(
DON'T USE YOUR PHONE WHILE DRIVING FAG
>>703258157
OP IS ALIVE
>>703249064
that's not a Mazda protégé nigger
>>703258453
it is not faggot. its a subaru
I bet if this thread dies he will suicide
>>703258338
We are all waiting for you OP I know you won't let us down
>>703258754
>>703257159
just be patient, right? ....but but but haw will we ever find out if he does it
>>703256666
>>703257777
devil quads
god quads
OP here! sorry theres an accident on the main road im almost there, it was bumper to bumper for a minute there
Checkem
>>703259144
My nigga
>>703259144
CHECKED
>>703259085
I knew you weren't gone forever OP
>>703259085
He lives
>>703259144
I really want to see you kill some ducks
CHECK EM
>>703259522
wat is this a dubs bread
>>703259522
It's a fucking riot in here someone stop these dubs
Bump
Wherez the ducks?
>in keck park
>>703259664
Can't stop these dubs
op here. almost there guys
>>703259844
WTF TOO MANY DUBS
>>703259844
Hnnnng if op don't delivar, this is now a dubs thread
>>703259844
I have been waiting my whole life for these ducks
Dubs
>>703259813
keck'd.
Ask someone if there's a pond, if there aren't find another park.
Doublerino
>>703259700
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>Anonymous 09/10/16(Sat)03:07:15 No.703259409 ▶
>>703259522
>>703259144
>>703258122
>>703257777
>>703257477
>>703257277
>>703256833
>>703256666
>>703256122
>>703255788
>>703254300
>>703253088
If the baking soda doesn't kill a duck find another way
>wubbawubbadubdub
>>703260075
>soda and mentos
bread is bad for ducks. it makes them sick or something
Update
bump
#ducksoutforhamarabe
>>703260224
shut up bitch. its fucking bread
hurry the fuck up OP
>>703260333
Nice git
>checkd
Don't kill helpless ducks, you cuck.
>>703249064
That's a 2002 Subaru Impreza Sport Wagon,you son of a bitch. That is my current work beater,my wife drives a 2015 WRX. Mazda wishes it made a competent awd car.
Threads dead op bailed and became pigeon man.
cmon op.
Op please
rucksoutforharambe
>>703249064
That's nice. You should seek the Lord and read his word.
>>703260834
Who do you mean by the Lord?
>>703260741
shit i nailed dubs 5 times haha
>>703260918
Go back to R eddit if the captchas are too hard for you
why did she abandon me
we used to be such good friends
but she dropped me
>>703261066
eat shit nigger
>>703261020
Our allmighty lord Gaben of course.
>>703261066
Dubs have spoken
>>703261020
darth vader
>>703261141
Fuck you. Autistic bitch should have been put down at birth. Go back to your cage.
>>703261020
I mean, Jesus Christ. He is the Lord.
>>703261066
kek check em newfags
>>703261266
checked
>>703260333
they might die
>>703249064
Let them eat cake!
>>703261488
checked
>>703249064
Feed them grapes you mung and I think about killing myself everyday
>>703261586
maybe you should also seek out and feed some ducks. Maybe it gives you the enlightenment you need.
OP HERE. I arrived at the lake!
I'm now looking for ducks to feed
>>703261840
Bet she has serious back problems
>>703261884
leave a trail of crumbs and walk into the forest
>>703261884
OP is still alive!
>>703261884
If no ducks appear feed the house's windows, They sure look hungry.
>>703261884
its dark, watch out for niggers
>>703261884
It's so late and you are searching ducks what the fuck is wrong with you make a hooker suck your cock...
Op I know exactly where you are. Watch your back.
>>703261884
>feeding ducks late at night.
wheres the joint
>>703262201
this thread is about to belong on /x
>>703261884
no ducks OP, time to ann hiro
>>703262111
trips confirm niggers in close vicinity to OP
It's too dark you won't find ducks. Find some girl to rape and post pics
>>703262506
i doubt it. hes by a lake in a residential community, what nigger do you know can afford lake front property
>>703262082
this.
Always those poor windows.
I sometimes think I'm the only one around my place who feeds their windows. Those poor things of other people always look so hungry.
>>703261182
I'm liking the short black and whites you have.
Requesting more
Op better deliver
>>703261820
Yea man that sounds pretty gud Thx
>>703262665
not today, satan
>>703262201
>be me
>be out to feed ducks
>suddenly a fat faggot with a lightkatana is trying to kill me mario style
>mfw
>>703262687
Yeah, mine are so skinny you can almost see through them, poor things.
>>703262922
Checkem
I overlooked one minor detail.
it's dark as fuck and not only I can't see shit. I believe all of the ducks are asleep
>>703261820
Ah there are no pond in my area any other ideas?
>>703262800
Nope. Just going to grope him
>>703263065
Wtf is all that trash
Of course there are no ducks there
>>703261884
Ducks are sleeping at this time
>>703263065
ya dun goofd
>>703263065
Don't leave, I'm coming.
>>703263119
>be me
>be out to feed ducks
>suddenly a fat faggot is trying to rape me with a lightkatana
>mfw
You're just making it too easy buddy.
Ducks are asleep on the roofs at this time
Go on roofs OP, you'll find ducks there.
>>703263298
>>703263298
pebbles and rocks...
>>703263114
shit, that's rough then...
I suggest making it a life goal to wander through the world in search for a pond.
It's always nice to have a goal to work towards.
>>703263435
Nigga why the fuck are you even going?
>>703263686
I want to make friends with op to feed ducks together =^.^=
>>703263065
>find a duck nest
>throw bread crumps at sleeping ducks
>yell "why the fuck are you sleeping, when I need you?"
>>703263470
To bad they're stupid ducks and they'll eat whatever I give em to survive huh?
Want to have a random sexual encounter? I'll swallow your cum. Not even gay
>>703263910
Want to have a random sexual encounter? I'll swallow your cum. Not even gay
What's OP up to now if feeding ducks won't be a thing?
>>703264189
thats the gayest sluttiest shit i've ever heard come out of a "straight" male
OP fuck a hooker if there are no ducks
Probably jerking off some homeless guy right now
OP here. I got attacked by a pack of 4 or 5 racoons. I thought maybe I could feed them. instead they started hissing and snapping their jaws at me. fucking raccoons... I threw rocks at them but instead of leaving they only got more upset and agressive I threw them the all loaf and they run away with it
>>703265263
I told you you should've thrown it to the windows, why do you never listen OP?
>>703265263
OP what in god damn fuck am i looking at?
>>703265263
now build an army of ducks to fight those darn beasts and to take back your bread.
>>703265628
oh and don't forget to greentext the crusade afterwards.
>>703265263
Dude we want you to hire a whore
CHECK EM
>>703265832
to feed the remaining bread to her?
>>703263065
Wake them the fuck up faggot
>>703265948
i keck'd.
>>703265832
I'm in fucking Toronto where am I going to find a hooked?
>>703265526
that's pic related covering my face
>>703265948
Exactly
>>703266039
Dude french Canada sucks
>>703266155
>Toronto
>French Canada
....
>>703266155
Dubs confirm
>>703266039
Alkaseltzer OP. Exploding ducks.
>>703266039
i knew you were in ontario. maritimer here
>>703266039
can't even see your eyes, but shit do you look tasty.
>pick every pic with bread
>you serious, 4chan?
>>703266039
Call an escort ya idjit.
to make it up to you guys I'll show you what I have in the holder
uh... guys, on the ground where a car just left I found these. they threw them out of the window
>>703266966
is it bread
>>703266966
well, at least you had a little adventure that maybe distracted you from your negative thoughts for a while.
>>703266235
isn't it?
>>703267310
Run OP
yes a shitton of it!!
>>703267320
>>703267310
did you see anything in this car?
like how many people where in there or maybe if the driver was a guy or a woman.
Jesus Christ OP is to kill his wife and kids. I'm out.
>>703267480
that's true. also I'm going on a date tomorrow and I don't give a shit what she's gonna say.
I'm stopping by the lake, opening the trunk and feeding 15 pounds of bread to those ducking ducks.
>>703267721
unfortunately I didn't see much, from the arm or seemed a man, white. the music was loud and I did not see anyone else, but I would not be certain if it was actually just him
>>703267882
>"oh anon, you take me to a lake an want to take a walk with me? How romantic of you"
>"nah, I just wanna feed some ducks"
Sounds like the perfect date.
Hey, what car is that and are you an /o/tard?
>>703250424
That's not fucking pizza you asshat
>>703268042
Maybe a guy who just got dumped by his girl.
The kids on the photos are probably his kids, that he won't see that often anymore, because she is being a bitch about this.
Came to this lake to get rid of some memories.
Or a psycho who just killed his family.
>>703268303
it's a Mazda protégé 2002. it's the company car and nope, never been on /o/
>>703268722
Damn, with it being a Mazda, I thought you'd be an /o/tard.
Bumping with my car.
I want to see ducks, damn it.
as a last ditch effort I'm gonna go to home Depot parking lot there was a family of geese yesterday so maybe there still is some hope
>>703269357
the last remaining hope...
good luck, anon, knight of the ducks.
>>703269139
Sweet Aw11
any mods on it?
OP, the fuck ya doing son.
do you know how relavant torranto is to the punk scene right now? FAM, do yourself a favor & check out the band PUP. They do shows in torranto all the time. You're welcome in advance.
>>703269845
Planning to buy a few trunk lids. One Spoiler delete, one with a racing wing on it (For airfield fun) the others as spares.
My friend is going to do some magic with the engine and probably get around 180bhp out if it.
As it stands it's pretty much stock, there's somethings here and there, though. New air filter, radio and I think it's been lowered slightly. I will change those alloys, though. The person who touched them up did a crap job of it.
>>703260333
Trips speak truth.
bump
>>703262111
Rofl. Another very true trips confirmed statement.
Toasting potentially interesting bread.
>>703265263
At least they weren't niggers. Those wouldn't want the bread. Well, they'd want the bread. Namean?
Is there a zoo? Can you go there and wake those ducks up?
>>703271479
Maybe they were send by niggers to hunt for food.
>>703250424
The fuck is that? Bread with tomatoes on it??
OP, drive faster. Already wanted to go to bed around an hour ago, but got hooked by this thread and now wanna know how it ends.
>>703272307
maybe some weird tomato cake
>>703253582
Shitty camera. Poor fag!
>>703254300
Çá vá, OP?
>>703270540
gets me some mxed feels every time i see a white aw11, particularly RHD... I loved mine, but it was a complete pile of shit. so many problems, but such a great car. first time i heel-toe down shifted coming off the motorway on the way home from buying then, perfect rev match by instinct alone. knew we were going to be friends.
then i noticed the coolant boiling when i got home and finally the 22 item long MOT fail said nope, no more. it was very cheap though, at first.
OP here. got to the parking lot. there's nothing . not even a filthy seagull or pigeon
>>703273784
This is pretty good as far as AW11s go. I'm trying to learn it inside and out, just so I can avoid costly repair bills.
I also have the benefit of having found an MR2 AW11 breakers down in Camarthen, which I go through yearly on my way to Pembrokeshire.
Guy has like 60 of the things just kicking around in a field. I'm basically going to buy enough spares to build a new car, just to make sure.
I've had it for months and people still walk up and comment on what a nice car it is. There's just something about them.
>>703274369
It's fucking night. Birds that eat bread sleep at night. Go buy some mice, set them loose and wait for an owl to swoop in.
Fucking idiot.
>>703273527
Now that's one sexy piece of ass. I need this in my sleeper
>>703275076
I'm sure OP will find a store that sells mice at this time
>>703265263
damn jews always ruining peoples nights
>>703249064
Take zinc, vitamin D3, and selenium, eat celery and butter/ saturated fats
Makes you feel manly and tough and shit. It'll clear up depressiony thoughts fast.
Drink brewed cacoa and green tea, they can make you feel good
Cheer up ol' chum!
>>703276581
Source??? Have you done this?
>>703274792
dam that's handy to have locally. mine came with no passengers seat and there wasn't anywhere near me to pick one up. fuck, insuring it was a ballache like that, apparently it's a 'racing modification'. wtf.
your pic just reminded me of those light switches. daaaam. the future was such a cool place in the 80's eh.
>>703277277
liked this pic of mine... the angle of the sun was just right and the seat said it all.
>>703278138
forgot pic dammit.
>>703278208
and for a few glorious months this was my driveway
>>703278361
But it'll never beat the glorious red fleet of 2013.
>>703278852
nice collection of shitty old cars with shitty red paint jobs
>>703279171
you dont even know anon. all 4 are fantastic in one way or other.
>>703279414
looks like a bunch of maintenance and a waste of money on insurance in such to keep them all going. No thanks, I'm american, two newer model vehicles is enough for me.
>>703279965
oh god yeah it was a total waste of money. fuck it though, that's what money is for.
>>703270540
Your steering wheel is on the wrong side. WTF is up your mods? Are you blind in one eye or something?
>>703279965
if you're were a redneck you'd own four cars and only the pickup would be in running condition
>>703280998
i'm a farm type which is about as close as we get to redneck in the uk.... i currently own three and only the faggot hairdressers car is in running condition. hmm. you guys do it better i think.
>>703274369
I know that fucking lot, stay there and I'll drive over in a green jeep that's old as fuck
>>703280998
Well I'm not a redneck nor am I Jeff Foxworthy either but I do own a truck a Nissan Frontier 2014 as one of my vehicles
>>703276918
Yeah, this plus lifting, and a bit of cardio makes all the difference.
After taking a mega dose of zinc for a while my dick became annoying hard and more morning wood, horny as fuck, more energy ECT. Wanted to climb mountains and shit. Google zinc mega dosing, but be smart about it.
Look around Paleo diet, bodybuilding forums, t-nation and you'll get the idea.
A generation of low fat foods(and crappy soy and canola oil fat), weird chemicals, and an uptake of refined sugars has led to historically low testosterone--> lack of male aggression and cool confidence
>>703281249
You live with a faggot hairdresser?
>>703281469
Nissan pickup? Nigger, get a Toyota.
>>703276918
Also try this,
>Crio bru or choffy
You brew it like coffee but instead of a rush of nearly anxious rush caffeine energy and maybe crash later you get a nice lasting "glow" or happy time.
You know how some songs just give you goosebumps in a good way? Just try it with this, it is literally (and I mean literally) nearly nearly orgasmic.
It's cheap on Amazon, but I buy it at my local Sprouts.
>>703282080
>You live with a faggot hairdresser?
no i'm a lonely single guy... but i drive a faggot hairdressers car, and it's brilliant.
>>703282360
Nothing gay about a hardtop Miata.
>>703282252
Do you use that daily?
>>703282692
i love you anon.
>>703283204
Nah, I preffer it when studying or right before weightlifting.
It's not medicine, just something to help you relax and focus at the same time.
Plus it's a great source.of magnesium. My mom throws it in her cereal when I bring some over.
It's not chocolate, it's not hot cocoa, and it's not chocolate powder either. Its roasted and ground up cocoa beans.
>>703282692
I agree.
Yes I want a gas guzzling muscle car, but I also want a featherweight sports car. If I don't get an Elise eventually I'll buy a Miata or S2k before I get old
>>703281571
Is "cool confidence" a bad thing for you?
OP is still driving around Canada in the middle of the night trying to feed birds powdered donuts and baking soda. May we all be so carefree.
>>703267516
Hell no
>>703284504
Sorry, ambiguous Grammer on my part.
I meant that men are supposed to be, at least ideally, cool, calm, confident, and sharp witted. All of which are more easily attained with the right hormonal balance which is affected by environmental factors (and the obvious genetic ones)
