If the FBI confiscated your computer today, what would they find?
>>703246087
Some stuff about cancer research data I stole from some big name research center. Nothing they wouldn't be in support of. Also stuff about a celebrity who posted here with pics and a way to verify her identity.
>>703246087
thousands upon thousands of images of this qt
Zappa
Porn, lots of rom and some pirated games and media, books and college essays.
>>703246087
memes.
reaction images.
more memes.
a few games.
Just copy pasta plates and plates of copy pasta that I like to repost
>>703246087
31,000 pirated ebooks with a retail value of maybe 250k, and a little porn. Oh, and some pirated music, and my text file catalogs of the 16tb of pirated music and movies I have on external drives.
I figure they'd let me skate.
They wouldn't find shit
>>703247461
Ebook about what ? WOuld you mind sharing ?
>>703246087
weird porn
>>703246087
>>703247853
how the fuck is that possible ?
>>703246087
Lots of memes and random reaction images, and a search history full of YouTube and porn (legal) as well as a suicide note I have saved for when that time comes
Nothing illegal
dose browsing history cout then wired shit
desktop full of smug anime girls. Other than that my steam library. Everything else I do is all in the cloud really so it's not really on my computer.
Send .05 and find out
>>703247958
>take graphics card
>put shit in
>put a little bit of fungi
>fungi in graphics card.jpg
>>703248136
You're safe, they would stop reading your shit pretty quick.
>>703246087
dank memes
>>703247958
>have colonized spawn
>put into gpu heatsink
>put gpu into fruiting chamber
>suddenlymushrooms
>put gpu into case
>take picture
a lot of videos of me fucking people i should not have been and that no-one knows about
>>703247853
das it mane
>>703246087
>>703246087
That depends on which computer.
>>703248278
i got curios one time and looked up zoo porn
>>703246087
Legal porn and recipes for pizza dough and sauce. Not much more.
>>703247775
Sauce?
a lot of pictures of my dog
>>703248654
https://exhentai.org/g/626198/e5e89227f7/
>>703246087
a LOT of animal porn. Bitches, mares, couple of does, female kangaroo/snake. The usual stuff.
>>703246087
Nothing bad, but it's still a gross invasion of privacy.
>>703246087
Lots of pictures of women tossing salad.
>>703247694
Oh shit, about everything...
Midgets and amputees
>>703248966
it is my dream to lick that midget's butthole
Few nudes of my ex.
Vidyagames and movies I didn't pay for.
Some shitty Unity projects that will never happen.
Blueprints for my own toaster.
50000 pictures of my cat.
>>703248912
> y u so funny salad?
>>703247163
This
A lot of britiney spears songs bookmarked.
Here's a nipple growing on the bottom of someone's foot!
>>703249096
why do you have Blueprints for my your toaster?
>>703246087
that one jailbait i have here.
>>703249309
>>703249334
Because I have an idea how to make my own toaster. I like toast.
>>703246087
nuffin cause I dindu
All those pics of your mum being fucked by those niggers
>>703249649
cool i got pics of my ex too
>>703249786
can u send them to me
I may or may not masturbate furiously to them
A very strange collection of porn
They would find
1.)7TB of empty storage
2.)200GB of windows updates OS and drivers
3.)steam, uplay, battlenet, origin, and about 100games spread between them.
I'm sure some dubs too
Encrypted folders + Cloud Storage + NAS in basement for pirated content. 300gb of porn 3tb of movies. 488 gb of flac
>>703249989
1 gross 2 how? 3 how do you get off on that?
>>703246087
LOTS of pregnant porn and hentai....
> along with fat, fur, traps, and futa
>>703250118
Checked
>>703248966
Sauce?
bad maya/motionbuilder rigs
finished freelance projects
photos of women I have or have not fucked
backups of my shitty site
>>703246087
Nothing as I do not own any computers.
>>703250397
what about your phone?
>>703249847
Mine is nothing special, I don't even know why I keep them around. Memories of me having sex at one point of my life probably.
Toaster however, that's a mean thing. It can either make 8 toasts perfectly in few seconds or explode and set my house on fire. We'll see around Christmas.
Absolutely nothing.
I don't own a computer.
>>703250497
Nothing as I do not own a phone.
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i would wonder why the fbi was in my country [am not ameri-tard] then this... because lizard jew conspiracy tiem
>>703250511
me and my ex never had sex it was long distance relationship mostly emails
>>703250609
then how the fuck are you on the inturenet ?
>>703250746
Well I guess that's better than having no relationship at all ever.
>>703246087
Nice try FBI
aint sayin shit
They would find gore, porn, dank memes, pirated software and Nazi shit.
>>703250971
i cut it off because i know we would never meet i miss her
>>703249649
is good reasons
>>703246087
Depends on what computer they take. My gaming laptop doesn't have shit on it other than steam, star citizen and windows 10. My gaming desktop has well over 300k of pirated software and games on it. Not to mention a fuck ton of movies . No porn though. No fucking point when you can stream it
>>703251535
What if the good shit gets taken down/deleted? Then you're out of your favorites unless you don't give a shit and fap to anything
loads of leaked documents that hitler never killed himself he actually fled to south america
50GB of pirated music
1.9TB of pirated porn
3.6TB of pirated movies
for porn
3gb of R34
2gb of Celebs
10gb of Webms
5gb of videos
500gbs of steam games
200gbs of OBS Recordings
10gbs of Dank memes
this image and a 200GB truecrypt file
>>703250674
Get out of this thread then, you fuckin faggot
>>703251874
old news is old
>>703250846
I am the internet BOY! Enjoy this pic of your mom.
>>703246087
Porn bookmarks, sexts and nudes of my friends gf
>>703248966
I've seen the entire set of that midget a while back. Well worth fapping to.
>>703250846
Library. Anon is clearly a killer
If they take my desktop? They find nothing. If they figure out about the wireless server I have hidden elsewhere? Then I'm fucked
>>703252136
are you of the jew of the ameri-tard or are all of the above?
>>703252241
dump them
>>703252185
still the fbi would be pissed bye the fact that i have the truth
My thesis. The browser history would reveal academic sources. If they get cheeky they may also find my art folder.
>>703246087
alot of bbw porn and pirated movies :(
>>703252204
More of anons mom?
32TB of torrented video and music. That's about all.
>>703252241
>gf
The public demands to know
>>703252469
meh, common knowledge is common...
moon is egg kalisi it is known
>>703246087
Google drive with pictures of family photos, some sheet music, and a squeaky clean browser history because I have a nosy girlfriend.
>>703247461
>16 terra bytes
Wew lad
>>703252550
by the public do you mean your tiny wang by any chance?
>>703252508
Sure thing young man. Enjoy.
>>703250220
hello newfriend, welcome to channel 4.
what is it you have "checked"? have you witnessed a nice GET? for i see none!
>>703248966
honestly wouldn't say no to fucking a cute midget.
>>703253084
And another.
>>703253196
all i see is a bunch of numbers and squiggly lines
>>703253261
How do you know you wouldnt catch Midget's Disease?
>>703253568
Life's too short to be that much of a pussy. And if a hot midget wanted my fat white cock I'd let her get it.
A lot of steam games, and see it's been over 33 since I've played.
>>703252495
what the fuck is this. and also. Source.
boy shitting in a jar video.
https://youtu.be/x73ZEAxBB8Y
Dust
they would find more of her
>>703246087
Porn
>>703246087
A steam account, a bunch of scanned books, a 60 page document for an RPG I'm working on, and around...300gb of FBI themed porn, gay, straight, lesbian, tranny. As well as a few hundred GB of a bunch of pictures, of interrogation rooms, methods, and also porn of that too.
When they go to interrogate me, I want them to be as uncomfortable as I am horny.
They would find my decoy computer because im not an amateur faggot, I keep my real one in the Underground bomb shelter. I call it "The masterbation Nation"
>we have to meme deeper
>>703249989
my brain said don't click it!
I clicked it
I want to go back to my life before I clicked it
i've been looking for a lot of stuff related to sarin gas , and how to make a homemade flamethrower , how fucked am i?
>>703246087
over 9000 rare pepes and out of date onions
Just some jailbait. Nothing nude. I'm good.
>>703246087
Nothing. I dont own a computer
Good try FBI, I have encrypted all my shit.
>>703246087
Some legal porn (xvideos, pornhub)
4chan (/b/ /o/ /k/)
Some news websites
Im also shopping for a new gun but im legal age and going through proper channels
So... All in all not enough for any kind of prosecution.
>>703257276
your life sucks.
>>703247163
Ditto.
They'd also have several hours worth of recordings of me fucking around in Ableton making awful electronic music.
>>703246087
Game of Thrones Season 4.
I'm fucked.
>>703257418
Yes it does. But im happy.
>>703257199
Nice.
>>703246087
Loads of CP. Speaking of CP, anyone know where I can get more? :)
>>703257718
Chuck E Cheese
the BEST
>>703257718
Www.Fbi.gov
>>703246087
Yuropoor here: you can't get me, mr fbi man.
>B-but your countries version of the FBI.
Ha, they just know how facebook and twitter works and that's about it.
Also... just some games and movies.
>>703257767
Let me a pic of your sister
>>703257718
If you want cheese pizza, go to dominos
>>703257885
What is Interpol
What is yes they can get you faggot
>>703257447
>aweful electonic music
ca-can I listen?
>>703257718
Deep web?
>>703253670
Aahahah 'too short'!
YOu're a very funny man, senor
>>703246087
Pony porn
A bunch of encrypted archives varying from empty and hidden TrueCrypt archives which I've long emptied, and then a bunch of more active VeraCrypt archives which I don't believe they can enter without the 20 character password. Since we have no FBI, they'd just arrest me on contempt of court until I decided to release the passwords.Then they'd get the ones that lead to hidden archives.
>>703246087
Pictures of boys eating hotdogs
>>703248023
Can I read your note. I'm genuinely curious what I pre written note would be like
>>703246087
the truth about aliens
>>703246087
YOUR ip address!!
>>703258168
>hidden TrueCrypt archives
congratulations
you just popped up on 40 different databases by posting that
>>703257973
>interpol/europol
>>703246087
noice troy fboi
>>703258172
hot dogs sound good for dinner actually
with some mac and cheese
>>703258268
But which are the hidden ones?! I won't know when they take away my computer!
>>703248953
Dump antiquity or religion pls
>>703258341
Mac and cheese with hamburger ground up and mixed in.
>>703258310
Interpol is the International Police which works with 1st World Nations like the US
If there even is a Europol, it's not what's going to take your stupid faggot computer faggot.
>>703258442
mein neger
Dank code
my hard drive in 1000 little pieces in the bottom of a lake
>>703258500
Your FBI can send a request to my national version of it trough interpol and that's about it.
>>703246087
Mostly just old documents about school and some copypastas. I keep most of my stuff on an external hard drive.
>>703259113
ah but things will change--drastically--after Trump takes over
>>703246087
Dank memes and a human butcher chart. As well as a lot of games and movies.
about 3tb of photos (not porn, just photos), 2tb of legal (downloaded) porn, and ~700gb of downloaded tv shows and movies.
so yeah, id be in trouble with civil court, but Im not going to jail for this shit.
>>703246655
Details on the celebrity?
>>703246087
I thought she was 18
If the FBI were to confiscate my computer today, they would find five veracrypt containers with different passwords. Within those five containers are five more containers in each original container with different passwords. Within those five containers that are in the original five are five hidden containers. The goods are stashed in either one of those five hidden containers. Good luck FBI.
