Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703232641
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claiming Felix
>>703243062
bring back a better attitude when you return
>>703242319
>Cat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703242416
Felix you need real food, make spaghetti or something
>>703242746
Supreme, because they like that for some reason.
>Only my aunt likes Hawaiian, nobody else does
>>703242752
Esdeath calm down man, don't worry about it.I don't like to talk about this much, but I was in a similar situation as yours for a while, but I pulled myself out of the hole it was and now I'm just as normal as everyone else.
>>703242860
>Emoticon
You were until then
>>7032428602
Good claim there! I totally loved playing Steins;Gate!
Taiga claimed!
Chara claimed
>>703243222
>>703243318
Fuck you thread for dyin' so soon.
>>703241257
>All of those relatives
RIP you bro. But yeah, Rocky is a fuckin badass.
>>703241773
Aw yiss. Gonna shoot me some shins. Also I have a new goal, theres a 5.56 bullet keychain that I want now.
>Mfw 7500 req
shiet.
>>703242066
Yeah, and true, people don't like a lot of mainstream stuff cause its mainstream
>But what if its not mainstream, but its mainstream to the hipsters?
Edgedeath is mental
>>703242452 (Kyouko)
That's a shame! You're one of my favorite posters!
>>703242416 (Felix)
Go cook something, it'll be better that way.
>>703242746
Don't worry about those. It's sort of a testament to how boring /b/ is when people have nothing better to do than shitpost here. I don't mean the kind of shitposting I do, though.
>>703243241
You're just so adorable when you're mad.
./
>>703243241
There's nothing that's quick to cook though
Ryuko claimed. Also, still here.
>>703243408
>Dem eyes
Trips guy! Never give up on your dreams!
>>703243463
At least he's getting some semblance of help though
>>703243408
One day, and hopefully I'll be here to see that day
'\;\'\
>>703243241
its ok ill jerk it to saber punishing me for my degeneracy later kek
>>703243604
There is. Fried eggs with bread. Takes less than two minutes
>>703243208
What kind of attitude is appropriate for a mentally deranged animal killer?
An alleged mentally deranged animal killer at least
>>703242752
I don't care what you do. You're utterly inconsequential to me.
You're not clever enough to last a serial killer, so it's not like i'm worried on that front.
You'll probably wind up in jail for something like sexual harassment, or killed by the cops when you decide to go on a shooting spree like that one crazy kid who shot a bunch of girls.
You live far away from me, so it's rather whatever. I can't do anything to stop you, and you can't do anything to affect my life, apart from mildly creep me out over the internet.
On that note, i'll stop talking with you. It's not very fun.
>>703243222
No...
>>703243470
⭐/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
>>703243604
Then cook something that isn't quick! It'll be fine. Drink water while you're waiting.
>>703243692
Please take your space Nazi waifu degeneracy elsewhere.
>>703243697
No eggs
>>703243470
Thx, I'll keep that in mind!
>>703243459
Welp, no matter what you want, I'm sure that you'll get it~
>>703243697
You make me want to watch the Castle In The Sky so bad rn.
>>703243408
Hello Tripsguy
>>703243459
Its only 6 people, so not that bad
>Had to hide my guns real quick though
They think I only own 2 or 3
>>703243463
Rood
>>703243470
Am not!
>>703243604
Baked (or raw, if you don't mind the taste) potato, apple and milk.
>>703243692
I don't know if this is a joke
>>703243697
This too
>claiming
>>703244025
>implying nazi waifu is not the best waifu
Nigger you wot
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
>>703244251
There's a big difference between Space Nazis and regular Nazis. Space Nazis are mutant terrorists, at least until the Space Neo-Nazis come in and replace them.
>>703244113
Whoa, too early for pomf.
>>703244422
Ohayou. About to go to the gym. How about you?
Newfag here. What the point of this threads?
>>703244048
Fry bacon and put it on bread then. Easy and warm. Also takes less than a minute.
What else... Rice takes about twenty minutes so we'll stick with basic ingredients... You want something warm I suppose.
Well, you could also cut a sausage into a squid and fry it. Takes about 5 minutes. You can eat bread with it.
If you're really lazy though you can just fry the whole sausage. If you don't want it to pop, put it in water and some salt with it for about 10 minutes. Boiling water of course.
>>703244081
Why though? Does that pic look so much like it? But it's a great movie, I give you that.
>>703244113
evening galil
>>703243766
What if he moved near to you?
>>703244606
Chilling before going to dinner. Got burned at the beach today
>>703244639
Mostly fagging
>>703243766
good for you
>not smart enough to be a serial killer
im sure you know enough to say that....
>>703244025
no
>>703244422
>
she's a dying little cripple girl irl m8. Why would you want that? So she can be your waifu in a video game!
>>703244639
Its a circlejerk
there is no real point
>>703244422
I am well, eating some food.
How about you?
>>703244113
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlies I like are underage
>>703244650
Nah, it's about the breakfast you suggested!
>>703244422
YUUKI MAH BABY!
>>703243291
>>703244777
trips of truth
>>703243671
Your support is the fuel for my will to follow my dreams
And I thank ye kindly for it
>>703243684
I hope so too
There is not one man in this thread who doesn't deserve to see it
>>703244113
Season's Greetings
How are we on this fine eve?
Hello peoples
>>703244882
>>703244081
Thanks ^^
>>703244113
What kinda gunz?
>Mfw gunhappy family.
Feels gud, I feel bad for you.
>Except my older sis, she doesn't like pew pew
>But her opinion means fuckall to me
>>703244650
Chara ^^
>>703244916
I'll always support you, your trips are the trips that will break the heavens!
Not dead, yet
///
Mikasa claimed
>>703244684
He won't. The world is big.
Even if he did, that's something that would be dealt with in that time.
>>703244756
Motherfucker you can't even manage to make coherent sentences most of the time, if you honestly expect me to believe that you're not an idiot you better show a sharp fucking display of intelligence.
As i said before though, since you can't understand people, how utterly hopeless would you be at outsmarting them? You couldn't even catch a squirrel.
>>703244756
Rule number 1 to be a succesful serial killer:
Don't let anyone think you could even become one
On that front you already failed.
>>703244834
That's basically every anime breakfast ever. It's simple and good too! You can even season it however you want since most seasoning goes well with the egg
>>703244958
Yo Mugen!
>>703245077
Eru!
>
>>703244916
>did you just assume my gender?!
It'll be an historic day for this thread
>>703244958
I'll destroy you on brawlhalla
One day..
>>703244882
>>703245172
whats 5+5?
>>703245141
That anime is one of the most "underground" normy anime
telepizza
>>703244783
About to eat some food too, I'm not sure what though. I used sunscreen for the beach but still got burned :(
>>703244834
TAIGA MAH DARLING!
Faggot thread
>>703245172
>>703245214
you guys wonder why I hate and want to kill people. because you are all cruel I mean all you do is put me down why would I not want you dead?
>>703245214
Hello lil killer, any word with gamestop?
>>703245299
The fists are domain friend, i cant allow you to win. I gotta keep my title secure
>>703245581
Pic related it's your future
>>703245670
Shut the fuck up gook
>>703244639
lurk more.
>>703244725
>>703244777
I see. Thanks.
Claiming :)
>>703244186
Queer
>>703245214
How goes it?
>>703245581
People often distance themselves from what they see as a threat, by being mean, off putting, and rude, they accomplish this easily. Its a tactic to get you to leave essentially.
>>703244606
>Whoa, too early for pomf.
What do you mean?
>>703244650
Hey Chara.
>>703244639
Claim waifus, talk to each other
>>703244783
IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN
AND THE RIGHETOUS SIDE OF, THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL
>>703244882
>
>>703244916
Doing alright I guess
>>703245077
Few AKs 1911, 7.62x54r Vepr, Vepr 12 and a few more but those are my favorites.
They think I own a nugget and a Mossberg.
Lucky bastard
>>703245581
Esdeath you'll be fine dude, chill.
>>703245820
u actually wot m9?
>>703245581
Because someone thinking poorly of you isn't a reason to want to kill them, normally.
And it's certainly not a reason to extrapolate that behavior to other people and want to kill them too.
>>703245581
I'm stating facts. If those put you down, then I'm sorry.
>>703245670
Not yet, but it hasn't even been one week. We'll see in due time. Next week I'll get my two kittens though
>>703245853
A nice claim
>>703245866
Eh, visited my great grandmother and looked for kitchens in several funriture shops
>>703245923
How are you on this fine evening? Anything noteworthy happened to you today?
Looks like I need to tweak my weekend plans a bit. Whatever, just chilling back with some Cystal Pepsi.
>>703244025
>Thinking Esdeath is a Nazi waifu.
I'm the only one here with a German waifu.
>>703244113
I don't think any of you guys understand how poor my family is and how fast everyone else goes through food
Saved for future cringe thread
>>703245853
Nice claim
>>703245527
How are you bby?
>>703245214
True! Ya made me so hungry as well!
>>703245527
Ah, that's no good. I always get burnt.
>>703245581
Esdeath, calm down.
>>703245670
I remembered that album you were talking about yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtndQzCUEY4
What were your thoughts on it?
>>703246139
>>703246101
Hello.
>>703246298
It's pom pom, not palm palm.
>>703245927
>>703245923
It's morning here. No suggestive laying on the bed.
I'm going to the gym.
>>703246139
You know "Sieg Zeon" means here, right? >>703243692
Okay, it's 8, gym time. See you all later.
>>703246185
Then let's try this backwards.
What food do you have at home?
>>703246298
I recommend salt and pepper with it. Like I said, only needs about two minutes to make.
Oil up the pan, break the egg, get it in, season it, wait for some seconds until it looks like you want to eat it, get it out.
D O N E
Perfect and easy breakfast.
>>703246342
If you knew the girl, you'd knew taht it's a pun with her nickname!
hey guye
>>703245348
Can't really talk
Sorry qt
See you later maybe
>>703246516
Haven't watched Toradora yet. It's pretty low priority.
>>703246298
I'm good! Little sunburned but fine nonetheless, you?
>>703246306
It's mostly my forehead and around my nose. Other than that I'm fine
>>703246064
Fair enough. My job didnt call me and i have been a sad
Where are you getting them from?
>>703246306
Yep, thats the one i meant
Anything exciting at school or just another day?
>>703246139
Hello
>>703246185
Catto
>>703246306
>>703245923
im ok now im fine
>>703246567
Hey goye
>>703246306
Hello Shiro
>>703246621
That's riiight! You were at the beach! How was it?
>>703246600
You totally should though!
>>703246624
OI YOU SAMURAI
>>703246578
Oh.. ok cya
>>703246624
Friend of my mother friend had a cat they wanted to castrate. Turns out she was pregnant and now they have 5 kittens to give away.
>>703245077
A generous compliment!
Let's hope we see some trips from my end some time soon then
>>703245299
I call everyone gentlemen/man, really! Always confuese females that I meet.
I meant no offence
That it will be anyway
Wonder if I'll get it before the year anniversary of the beginning day of my quest in these threads.
>>703245923
Fair enough then
>>703246185
>Too poor for potatoes
I was extremely poor as a child and we almost always had potatoes.
>>703246439
Have fun at the gym!
>>703246064
I'm alright I guess, we had a shovel throwing competition at work today
>>703246677
So other than 4chan bullies, how're you doing man?
You talk to any qts at school?
>>703246770
Hey goyim
>>703246834
Cutie
>>703246496
I might make some later~
>>703246819
I'm still here until Sunday. It's great! We spent most of the day on the beach, and we were going to go to a waterpark but it's closed for the rest of the year.
>>703245923
>Slavstuff
Nice. I wanna get a PMM and a SKS
>>703246064
Nice, kitchen stuff is a lotta fun, I like baking personally.
>>703246185
Literally how are you too poor for potatoes?
>>703246819
But, I'm already watching three animes, and have over 100 on my plan to watch. And it doesn't seem that interesting to me.
>>703246621
Last time I got a sunburn my whole back was so fucked. It was horrible.
>>703246624
Did ya like it or not?
Just another day.
>>703246983
yeah I got that number today and fallout is fun wbu?
>>703246677
Shut the fuck up nerd. Do something about it.
>>703247188
Shut the fuck up
>>703246983
Haha, holy shit, I'm still laughing at this.
>>703246834
OHAYOUUUUUUUU
Okay, really leaving this time.
>>703246983
Hey Jude
>>703247187
I don't like you
Here take my raifu and go for the highscore
>I believe in you
>>703247013
Koume!
>>703247091
I just realized I have assloads of slavshit.
That's good right?
>>703247187
I'm doing OK I suppose.
>>703247188
Fuck off you cunt, nobody likes you.
Louise claimed.
cute, compassionate, romantic, loves animals
>>703247013
Yes you are.
>>703247429
BYE SPOOKI BOOKI!
>>703247181
Last time I forgot to use sunscreen, and so my shoulders, ears, top of my knees/thighs, feet, and face were all sunburned. That was awful, and was the first day at the beach and we were there for over a week.
>>703247449
Noone likes edgedeath except you and tsunyun
>>703247188
Lulz
Fuck I hate cleaning cold deep fryers
>>703246834
Tsun!
I havent seen you in a minute, whats the happs?
>>703246956
Ouch. Thats pretty awkward but at least they will have a good home with you. What kind are they?
>>703247181
I did like it. It was slower than what i was used to but good.
Thats about how all school days are friendo. The longer in you are, the easier it gets though
>>703243079
My imouto.
>>703247063
Welp! I sure do hope that you will have fun! just don't mess up your back!
>>703247181
Then, it's a shame! But I will not force it upon you. You must have a lot of good shows to watch. :3
>>703247597
Hot ones are better amirite?
>>703246983
That sounds like fun! Did you use the shovel you used to kill the opposum?
>>703247062
I'll wish you a good lunch/breakfast/dinner/midnight snack or whenever you're making it
>>703247091
Oh, I want to try that out too, but first I want to learn some more basic cooking stuff. Right now I can make Spaghetti, Pasta, Rice, Fried Egg Rice, Pasta Gratin, Potatoe Gratin and some other stuff which is pretty easy to make without making a bigger mess.
But I want to learn how to make Pizza dough effectively, different kinds of dough, Dumplings, Schnitzel etc.
And then maybe try to do some brownies since they seem fairly easy and diabeetus as fuck
>>703247188
Stop hitting the dead horse
>>703247614
I have no idea actually. I mean the cat that fucked the mother cat was a stray and no one knows it... so... it could be anything really. Maybe they'll have short hair or long hair. No idea really
>>703247449
thats good do anything fun?
>>703247614
Hmmm, well other than getting grilled by my whole family for going sanic fast.... this mother fucker!
>PIC FUCKING RELATED!
>>703247779
>opossum
Its a possum you genderqueer trans cuck
>>703246481
>>703246481
>>703246481
get in here faggots
>>703247668
Trying to avoid that lol! So far it's not too bad, but I won't jinx myself. How's it going there?
>>703247928
well fuck me sideways then, because in german it's Opposum.
Now get that stick out of your ass Chen
>>703248142
Sorry to inform you but no one cares.
>>703247668
Possibly.
>>703247614
Yea, it's a slow album, but it's still my current favorite album.
The school stuff isn't a problem.
>>703248214
Kek not even Chen
>>703246306
>>703246624
Yo. Anything new with you guys?
>>703246819
>>703246817
>>703246834
And hello to you guys as well! <3
>>703247013
Cute meanie. :(
>>703246439
Something got lost in translation, Zeon isn't showing up as a German word. Sieg = Victory.
I heard a thousand lies
When it was you and me
I killed you thousand times
I killed you thousand times
In my fantasy
When I saw you die every fucking time
I can finally take back what is mine
And when I saw you die every fucking time
Because all the love you gave was just a lie
I heard a thousand lies
So I leave you here in the hands of God
Because you made my life so fucking hard
>>703247429
Laughing at what?
>>703247442
Sieg heil
>>703247445
>Telling someone to shoot up a place with an AR
You can't be a gun guy
>>703247551
>Changing the subject
Nobody likes YOU.
>>703247779
I don't know, maybe.We just keep them all in a locker and grab a random one.
>>703247803
Not really
>>703247928
No its not, the O is silent.
>>703248411
Fuck off fake shino
>>703247779
Hopefully you have short hair so its easier to keep after. Do you already have names picked out?
>>703247829
Well ill yell at you too for going sanic!
>How fast are we talking?
Nice! How much did you nab it for?
>>703248317
I can respect that. Id have to go with liquid swords for a favorite album
It never is usually. Whats your favorite subject?
>>703248538
Not much, just playing my hydroid on warframe and posting. You?
>Mugen
>>703248565
Not shino
You're gonna end up a LGBTQ BBQ
>>703247449
Yeah thats good, slav stuff is pretty good stuff. I like it a lot anyway, but then again, I'm not too picky with guns, as long as they look nice, feel nice, and shoot well.
>2/3 isn't bad either.
>>703247779
I can make some simple stuff, but I mostly do a lot of snacks and cakes and stuff. Its fun for me because its delicious when you're done and getting cake mix all over yourself is kinda fun too
>>703248194
I'm pretty good! Watchin' some Rwby on da stream and you?
>>703247711
Absolutely
>>703248771
Hence why i said fake shino
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>TFW will never be in a band to make good music
I technically could be in one, but realistically I would be too nervous and scared.
>>703248565
That's MP5 you fuck
>>703248771
I'm bi, what you going to do about it?
Heading to dinner, be back later!
>>703248559
Still sounds like a lot of fun.
>>703248571
Actually yeah I do.
Both are black cats, one has some white hair occasionaly mixed in, making her easy to distinguish so...
I'm going to call the black one Eni. Short for Enigma.
>Inb4 edy but fuck you, I'm german, it sounds better than Dunkelheit or shit like that
And the other one, since she has some white fur mixed in, is going to be called Lux
>>703248789
Sounds awesome. I'm definitely going to try baking out at some point.
>>703248538
Nope. You?
>>703248862
Hey you.
Calamity-masu'd
>>703249044
Eat well!
>>703249132
You're fucking edy.
>>703248972
Also known as fake shino you jew
>>703249132
Call them Dom and Ino instead.
>Galil
>>703249139
Hello Shiro, what's up?
>>703248538
Hello German cute.
>>703248571
>According to the story my cousin gave
>140 mph with her on the back
Please do note, I honest to god DO NOT remember going that fast with ANYONE on the back. ESPECIALLY if there was any form of traffic around like she said. But seeing as how I hardly remember anything about that day other than I drove her to drop her girlfriend off, I can't exactly say I know for sure I didn't. And if I actually did, then I really feel like a cunt over here, and wonder just what the fuck I was thinking.
$1.7k and a new clutch replacement!
>>703248862
Ayyyyy Breeki!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1jt--r97MQ
>>703248972
Are we part of the same bbq then?
I will never get this shit waifus seem matter more to you guys then real women dont they? because they cant reject you and you dont have to move out of your tiny room to meet them ?
>>703248538
Weebs ins gas! Bist bestimmt auch entweder ein autist oder 14-20
>>703249422
Dom and Ino? Why that?
Eni sounds actually quite cute and Lux sounds like Luchs which is german for Lynx. So... it actually is more cute than edgy.
>>703249370
No I'm not. Ask him. I'm sure he'll tell you otherwise.
>>703249676
J-Jibril, bist das du?
>>703249869
>domino
>Dom
>Ino
>>703249500
Nothing much. Should listen to some albums that're on my backlog, then go for my run.
How about you?
>>703249869
Name one Nyx
>>703249869
Nein , ich bin niemand den du kennst jedoch sehe ich dass viele deutsche seelen hier in solchen fäden wandeln. Was mich traurig macht.Ihr gehört in die selbe kategorie wie Hipster.
Dass ist einfach peinlich
>>703249389
Maybe if you're fucking retarded
>>703249676
Galil matters to me more than a real woman because I love Galil and not a real woman.
>Implying I'm rejected by every woman I ask out
>Implying I never leave my room
>>703249869
Dom+ino= Domino.
>MAXIMUM PUN HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
Also, what is Chen saying?
>>703249559
I suppose.I hope they got ribs.
>>703249132
Those are some pretty rad names.
I usually name my pets the names of gods and godesses so i have Poseidon and Athena
Boxers are really good puppers if you ever decide you want a dog
>>703249517
>703249517
That is pretty insane. Why dont you remember much of it? You better not have been drinking!
The most i went was only 110 and it was scary!
That doesnt sound too bank crushing, and it looks good
>>703248862
Its a bird! Its a plane! No, its best idol!
>>703250152
Ribs is really important. If there's no ribs, it's definitely not a good bbq.
>>703250152
>Galil matters to me more than a real woman because I love Galil and not a real woman.
Oh my ... You're so pathetic.And you imply that i will say that because its true.No normal persone w/o autism would love a fictional person.We had this once.You will die alone. maybe with your waifu on your monitor she will never love you back.You will never hold her in your arms.How does this make you feel weebie`?
>>703249676
haha xd living in mommas basement
Some of us are just so autistic we fell in love with a 2d women
umm did someone make a cringe thread featuring me?
>>703249132
Yeah. I wanna get into cooking more too, but I'm good at grilling.
>>703250152
>>703250526
>Ribs
RIBS MAKE THE BBQ!
I make some mean ribs tho, tasty ass shit yo
>>703250714
Yes. Ignore it, Esdeath. They're pathetic degenerates that have nothing better to do.
>>703245581
Fucking cringe fuck
>>703250900
ok I will
>>703250900
>They're pathetic degenerates that have nothing better to do
and in this thread are pathetic degenerates that have nothing better to do to post waifus instead of real women ! come sout the same faggot
>>703250754
Eru-chan, you're now higher on mah love-o-meter!
Gotta make me some ribs.
>>703251027
Chen is buttmad tonight for some reason.
>>703249987
>>703250152
well fuck me, can't even see something that simple
>>703250029
Nyx sounds nice too. I'll consider it and tell you once I get to know them better
>>703250152
He says:
"No, I'm no one you know, but I see that many geman souls/people are in threads like these. Which makes me sad. You (plural) should be put in the same category as hipster.
Thiss (with double s since he can't even german) is just embarassing.
>>703250303
I'm not a dog person, but I don't hate them. Been living with dogs.
>>703250754
Grilling is also a nice form of cooking.
>>703250079
Das ist einfach nur traurig. Du bist genau wie all die anderen Shitposter und Spammer. Denkst du kannst alle Leute in eine Schublade stecken und hinterfragst nicht einmal den Ursprung der ganzen Threads. Ironischerweise wurden diese Threads nämlich von ein paar deutschen anons gemacht.
Ich würde vorschlagen du verweilst hier eine weile und überzeugst dich selbst von den vielen unterschiedlichen Leutchen die hier herumstrawenzeln. Ein paar wirst du sicherlich mögen.
>>703250553
Galil is perfect, even though I will never truly hold her.I will die alone, but not because I love my waifu.It makes me feel incredibly sad, but I know once I die I will go to heaven with her.
Also, not a weeb.
>>703250714
They got mad that you calmed down and made a cringe thread.
Just ignore them bro.
>>703250754
Yeah ribs are the most important part of the BBQ
>>703249517
Ayy Cheeki, Back on the Rocks I see.
>>703250002
How many are you working on? Not busy for once so just relaxing at home.
>>703250303
Good eyesight. Best Swordsman, how ya been my man?
>>703245581
I never visit these threads and this post reminds me why
