What are you're thoughts on The new iPhone 7?
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What are you're thoughts on The new iPhone 7?
> being this much newfag
Looks pretty dang nice to me, Am OP btw)
>>703200194
Like everything Apple makes - superior to the competition.
And those who post something critical in this thread are envious bastards who cant afford the best.
>>703200194
Over priced walled garden
As far as the lack of a headphone port lightening to 3" jacks will be cheap as piss still a dick move tho and the rest of the market is soon to follow
>>703200615
proves
>>703200417
Not much improved on 6s. Hence only upgrade every 5 years. So if you have iphone 5 or older, it's worth the upgrade.
>>703200194
boring. nothing extraordinary nor surprising.
>>703200417
but...the competition make all the components which go into the iphone! Samsung makes parts of the iphone, Sony makes the cameras...etc
>>703200194
>>703201263
>>703201481
there isnt going to be any innovation in smartphones anymore, for the next couple of years. The innovation curve in smartphones has peaked, theres nothing much you can do anymore. the only thing were going to see for the next few years is only better specs,better screens, faster chips...but nothing really new nor ground breaking. You cant make them thinner, they'll be too fragile. you cant change the form factor...theres really nothing you can do. Look at the iphone 7, theres no major break through.just gimmicks like a vibrating home button. untill theres a technological paradigm shift or a huge change in materials in 5 or 10 years time, phones will stay the same.
>>703200360
if all the screens in future phones look like this one, then there wont be any distinction anymore between phones. Theyll all look the same. we will literally have to turn the phone around and look at the back, to see what brand it is.
>>703201792
They've hit the mark PCs hit in the early-to-mid '90s. It'll be probably 20 years or more before we actually get an upgrade in the way they work.
i like the earpod
My S7 edge still blows it out of the water in almost every category, so I don't care, just typical apple garbage.
>>703202238
kek'ed once.
made me reply
>>703202238
what'd you stick in there, an electric toothbrush head?
>>703200615
I was initially pissed that they removed it but then I thought that A) I never really use it and B) everyone is going to follow suit unless no one buys this so I've started to care a little less.
people walking around with headphones in their ears are fags anyway. fuck you
>>703202608
No its an earpod, you lose this time captain obvious.
>>703203134
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>>703200194
We need a new feature that we can exploit for the lulz ie iphone in microwave to charge
Any ideas anons?
It sucks
I like it. Can't wait for everyone to jump on the Bluetooth headphone market and bring prices down.
>>703200194
I don't mind Iphones. At the moment i have a Android. The best phone i have ever had was the Iphone 4s. I like the design. Compact with glass front and back and a metal frame. I like smaller compact phones over large ones. The only thing stopping me from going back to Apple is the design of the Phone since the Iphone 6 Launch. I don't like the current designs. I hate the camera bump. I'd rather a thicker phone with no camera bump. Maybe if the next years Iphone has a completely new design. I may consider going back.
>>703200194
I have no hipster freinds nor am I a hipster
>I phaggots
My £100 Chinese piece of shit outperforms it. I don't understand why anyone would spend £920 on the "top range" 7 Plus
>>703203590
There's plenty of cheap bt headsets right this second. The problem isn't the price... it's the performance and interference. Try using a bt headset with an ipod and a Garmin Ant+ system on your bike (heart rate, computer, power meter). It fucking doesn't work
>>703203767
Hipster fagotts buy Apple products
>>703202967
>slowly but surely allowing yourself to get cucked by big corporation
>Apple: no anon you dont need that port
>Tyrone: no anon you dont need your gfs pussy
You're whats wrong with the world
Iphones are trash. Name me one thing it has over Samsung.
>>703203025
Some people just prefer in-ear(not me though, I prefer on-ear) would you rather have everyone blast their music out loud like some fags already do?
They have a new version of air pods, for those for whom buying an Apple product doesn't advertise their sexuality enough.
Simple, Apple product = Shit
>>703204167
iPhones
>>703204167
the battery that doesnt blow up
With the new Airbuds surely if it falls out you're fucked and it probably breaks (since Apple can't build anything that can withstand as much as a light breeze) whereas wired earphones will just dangle by your tits if they fall out of your ear
>>703204533
Not him, but also a Samsungfag, and what?
>>703204167
Lmao, your exploding phones will be your ruin
i dont even own a "smartphone"
no need to answer emails right away when they arrive and i'm always at my pc at work. if there is something that needs to be discussed i simply call my client
>>703200194
I REALLY need to buy one because it does shit my iPhone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 can't do!!!!
>Says everyone
>>703204847
>2016
>not having a smartphone
You are worse than fucking hipsters
It's not as jacked as the old ones
>>703204939
no, just efficient with my work
>>703204847
They're not "clients", they're "customers" and all you have to do is ask if they want a medium or large combo meal.
Was up till 3AM getting mine ordered!
Very excited for it :)
>>703205088
accounting to be exact, but that's something you will never understand
>>703201862
Except the screens will keep wrapping around the phones edge until the back is all screen too.
>>703205335
screens will roll up in a pen like paper in the future
>>703205255
Just because you hit the #3 button on the register doesn't make it accounting.
>>703205129
>4-6 weeks
y tho
>>703205335
yeah the ysaid phones would keep getting smaller and smaller too until you can barely see hte phone... now they're getting bigger and bigger
>>703205602
I'm not sure to be honest. I ordered it 18 Minutes after the Preorders went live. They were back ordered to November 5 Minutes after I placed my order.
>2016
>First Iphone waterproof
>Everybody looses their minds
>Waterproof mobiles exists since 2013
>>703205597
whatever dude. i just stated that i dont own a smartphone and you start hallucinating vividly about my worklife as an accountant.
maybe you should stop ranting here and learn accounting to apply for a job
>>703205988
You'd have to be an accountant to have a work life as one. You'd better get back to frying up those McNuggets.
Shit was cash.
So i took a pile of shit - equating to some 1100 bucks - to buy a shitty iPhone.
Being an iPhone, it will become obsolete in less than 12 months.
Anyway I didn't give a shit about it.
>>703205988
You do realize smartphones are used for more than work emails right?
>>703206218
It's simply amazing how unemployed Anons get triggered so much by working people while they're fapping and crying to 2d Loli Vore
>>703200194
How are you enjoying those webms M8
>>703201263
I just broke my 4s so I'm thinking about getting the 5se because I still like the brick style, just maybe a little bigger
>>703206288
Yes I know, still doesn't need one
>>703206377
I know, right? If they spent half as much time actually trying to get a job as an accountant as they spend on the 4chan lying about being one, they might not have to spend their whole life at Burger King.
>>703206475
Don't need a TV either.
>>703205988
Baited
>>703200194
They better start offering blu tooth ear buds and headsets.
Because this will be the end of the iphone for this series anyways.
>>703206517
Why the fuck would anyone want to be an accountant?
>>703205988
>>703206277
>>703206288
three DUBS in four posts -- dubs ratio: 75%
>>703205129
pic absolutely related
>>703206517
Ok Anon.
>>703206568
Got no TV at home too
>>703206625
don't forget:
if you got an iPhone
FBI is spying on you!
>>703200194
too thin to be held comfortably especially if you have any joint damage in your hands like I do.
>>703206706
Jesus, bet you have a man bun.
>>703206706
>better than those with tvs
Lackluster list of improvements just like the iphone 6 series.
Bit more battery, woo.
Some random camera crap you don't need and can add in with filters anyway, woo.
... Other features must be seriously boring because I forgot already and I only read a review 30 mins ago.
Apples problem is they created such a good phone by the sixth reiteration, that they now have the thankless task of trying to justify newer models. The iphone 6 has everything the majority of people could want from a phone... decent battery life, gorgeous camera, about as thin as a phone should be, nice size screen and great picture, "snappy" processor... ahem...
TL;DR - Unless you've been living under a rock for 10 years, the iPhone 7 doesn't bring anything new to the table that can justify upgrading from the iPhone version you currently have. Obviously it's a must for special snowflakes and their $50 chinese knockoffs.
>>703206621
3.000 € for doing work mostly alone in my office while drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes is just nice
also it's always handy to know taxes and general business laws
>>703200194
The same as they were for the 1-6. It's crap.
>>703200194
Thanks op, ur the only person to talk directly to me today. To answer ur question... fuck off cunt, I don't give a shit
>>703206787
Office = no long hair for men
also i dont want to look like an onion
>>703206935
iPhone 2 was the best.
>>703200194
Apple is a shitty company and I will never buy and of their products. Their decision the remove the headphone jack only reinforces my hated of them.
If I'm using headphones I'm charged. So I'm good there. The only time I listen to music and charge is in my truck. But I hear there's a dongle for that so it'll probably just hang there with my aux cable and never get lost.
>>703206968
>>703206795
never said that, i just dont enjoy watching tv.
i would watch tv just for the news but there are streams online for that so i really dont need a tv
>>703200194
Why not use a 2.5mm audio jack once used to nokia phones?
>>703207324
why do they have to dictate "new standards" only to make people buy new gadgets?
>inb4: no, I didn't yet buy 300+bucks Sennheiser 3.5mm earbuds
>>703204692
thats yet another bad thing about the airbuds I had not thought about. Im curious to see how this headphone jack thing plays out. I think its going to turn out to be a mistake but apple will stubbornly refuse to admit it for years. The apple lightning to headphone jack cable is a stupid kludge that needlessly duplicates the DAC / Audio amp circuits already in the phone.
>>703207324
because they tend to disconnect by themself
>>703203781
Yeah, cheap wireless headphones aren't worth the money. I need to save up for a really good pair.
>>703207039
You know all manufactures are going this route don't you? The current 3.5 jack is super fucking outdated anyways. Apple is just the first to implement it; but samnsung and the others will have this soon enough.
When is Linux mobile going to happen?
>everbody bought beats
>now they cant connect them
>mfw
Instead of trying to make it thinner and remove all it's holes, they should put a decent battery and removable storage in
>>703207602
>old, but not obsolete
Fuck You Multinationals...
To Steve & Bill.
>>703207669
Nobody is not going to be able to connect anything. The 7 will still connect wired and wirelessly to anything out there and even the air pods will connect to non apple products.
>>703207855
I like Linux but, you know, compatibility. It's nice having a windows desktop around. Especially for gaming.
>>703207602
I fucking hope not, wireless headphones are fucking useless, and we dont need anything more than 3.5
>>703207602
Then the whole industry is headed in a stupid direction. There's no need for wireless headphones, frankly I think they're just stupid. Conventional headphones work just fine and there's no problem with them. Why fix something that isn't broken? Just because it looks cooler? Only vain hipster faggots would pay more money for something just because it looks "cooler", which is completely subjective anyway. I'm sure there will be at least a few companies that keep the headphone jack, for a niche market if nothing else. I'm sure there are plenty of other people like me who still want conventional headphones, and where there's demand there shall be supply.
>>703205963
But it's a waterproof iPhone, that's what's important anon
>>703205963
It's not waterproof. It's water resistant.
>>703208208
It's Apple Water-Prufe™
>>703208273
Kek
>>703200194
Im so done with the new iphones and samsungs and whatever else there is out there i have a Samsung galaxy s3 and if that breaks im buying my friend's nokia phone with buttons it's battery still lasts a week. Fuck this ''computer in your pocket'' bullshit it's a damn phone it's for making calls and receiving calls.
>>703207602
>You know all manufactures are going this route don't you?
I dont see this happening. Removing the headphone jack offers the user *nothing* , people can already use wireless headphones if they want. And recent generations of phones have been getting larger not smaller so there is no demand for 1mm thick cellphones.
>>703208273
>Apple
a.k.a. if you drop it more than two feet you're fucked.
Try sinking it to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, and then we'll see how "Water-Prufe" it is.
>>703207463
Well my E90 don't usually do that but its size is perfect for phones going to the thin trend
>>703200194
I think it's fantastic and is going in the right direction.
I've got Bluetooth headphones so the headphone jack thing doesn't bother me, I do have to wonder how the sound quality will be affected with the adapter though. I only ever use it for the aux in my car.
Got my preorder in this morning, it's gonna be nice.
>>703208020
Android is Linux based and gaming working fine.
Just root your device to remove googleshit inside.
Then install Androdumpper and got wifi connections for free everwhere.
>>703208555
Ok grandma.
>>703208555
Clearly you dont have steam then
>>703208698
Anon, this is about PC's if you havent already noticed
>>703200194
IPhones are crap get an android.
No apps , no kodi without jail breaking. Fuckin garbage
>>703202967
>>703200615
>>703207642
Firefox OS is Linux based...
https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/os/devices/
There's Sailfish OS if you want something more proprietary and..shit? brought to you by the kids interning at Nokia that year to keep 'em busy, oh and that ex-Microsoft waster Stephen Elop.
https://sailfishos.org/
KDE were supposed to be bringing out a mobile userspace based on Plasma and Ubuntu has Touch and the only other one I can think of is Tizen, another brainchild of Elop, humored by Intel and destined for gre...garbage disposal.
Linux Mobile happened.
everyone in this thread should see this video lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbmgV7Oyp0w
why the fuck did they make it thinner? if I blow hundreds on a piece of technology i dont want it to fucking break when i sneeze with it in my hand
>>703208161
I use headphones a lot and I usually end up with one side going out due to broken wires or whatnot within a couple months at best.
Very pretty. Camera looks good. Waterproof - finally. Needs a headphone port (so courageous).
>>703208589
doesn't happen to everyone still it happens from time to time
>>703208945
Derp. Thanks anon.
>>703208555
dad i have told you before get off 4chan you're not cool enough to be here
>>703202394
Lol iPhone 6s beats even the Note7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10UBsSo6O4I
>>703209047
its not waterproof. its water resistant for 3 ft for 30 minutes. ergo if its past 3 foot of water it will get water damage. if you shower with it for more than 30 minutes, it will get water damage.
>>703200194
I'll definitely upgrade to the 7s, when the time comes but I plan on keeping my 5s for an iPod/back up.
>>703208966
But Apple does, because then you have to buy a new one and they get more money. Apple intentionally makes their products delicate so that consumers have to keep replacing them when they break. It's how Apple keeps their sales up.
>>703209047
water resistant
>>703209152
as someone who has had the displeasure of setting up an iPhone 6s+ for a family member, I can honestly say that it was the most fucking nerve-grinding experience ever. The wifi didn't want to stay connected even though I was less than 25ft from the router, the cellular read no-sim until I did fuck-if-i-know what to fix it, the apps loaded slower than I was expecting and the screen didn't even scroll smoothly; It kept jiggering itself and there was screen tearing if I went too fast in the settings app. The damn thing even got hot in my hands...
>>703209104
Well apple wanted to save some space in their iphone 7 and it could have been a not bad idea i guess
For me disconnecting is some minor inconvenience maybe they can solve taht problem?
>>703209213
I've been told that it isn't submersible, and if you do submerge it you're probably fucked.
>>703200194
Pre-ordered my 7 plus 128GB 3 hours ago. Feelsgoodman. My current phone is a Google nexus 6, been using android since the sidekick. I don't have a reason for switching other than I'm bored with Android. Gf has a 6s and hers works a lot smoother than mine. Got bored with PC 2 years ago and bought a macbook pro. Funny thing is, these people who get on your nerves by saying apple is better, they're actually right. And when you can get beyond the fact that you're angry because you can't afford one or you don't have enough friends for iMessage to be useful enough to you, or you get tired of configuring everything all the time, you might get bored and get one too and go to sleep every night having given zero fucks about what people think about it.
>>703204739
the recent note release was recalled for having a potentially exploding battery
>>703208974
Buy better and headphones and learn to look after things better.
>>703209548
have people forgotten about all those iphones that were going into meltdown a couple years ago?
>>703208698
>Anonymous
I meant in general, not just mobile.
>>703200360
>>703201862
How would you hold the phone without pressing shit?
>>703209359
also it wont be long before you cant run the latest version of IOS on anything less than an iphone 7. Will never buy another apple product.
>>703200417
>The best
>>703209622
I use a bicycle as my main source of transportation. Different things for different people. Wireless headphones aren't necessary for everyone but for some they are a godsend.
>>703205129
128GB? Are you poor?
>>703203767
>outperforms it
using what apps?
all I use my flashy overpriced phone for is messaging
>>703209463
there is a little spring inside the jack hole which easily breaks because it is so small. maybe they could work around but that wouldn't be as "fancy" as wireless ear buds and less beneficial for marketing
>>703209648
Not sure why >anonymous. Showed up there.
>>703209047
iPhone is a good looking phone but fuck all that Osx nonsense
>>703204167
Earpods...
>>703203843
>Current year
> "hipsters" buy apple products
Went to the apple store to charge my phone in the city the other
Nothing but normies and foreigners
>>703202084
You don't even know what you're on about. It was '95 that the power of PC's started exploding. Back then I only had a 50mhz intel 486, 4mb ram and a 250mb hard drive, the break through at the time was the 56k modem.
Read a little before you just hit the keyboard
>>703208943
At least they're staying true to their slogan, "think different". The kids on the slow bus at school were always being praised for thinking differently...like making up their own alphabet on the windows with their feces or screaching mysterious new sounds, perhaps in anticipation for filling that next diaper up.
No one said different had to mean better I guess, or even logical. That picture you posted really makes me question whether any thought took place at all,...maybe they can make the screen grey scale for iPhone 8.
>>703200360
lol they copied the samsung edge
innovation at its finest
>>703209213
fun fact: my showers only last 29' 57"
also, I generally need both free hands to properly shower, so I can't allocate a hand to use the phone while showering
>>703200194
it's a risky move by apple, but we'll see what happens.
>>703200194
nintendo will be the only reason they´ll be selling this trashy phone. 649$ for not being able to listen to music with my hi-res sony headphone and charge the battery at same time.
>>703205547
My idea of future computers involve holographic screens that project from a small object. I call it the iStone. Named after the philosophers stone.
>>703205963
They should be losing it at the fact the apple warranty doesnt cover water damage
>>703209518
>Pre-ordered my 7 plus 128GB 3 hours ago. Feelsgoodman. My current phone is a Google nexus 6, been using android since the sidekick. I don't have a reason for switching other than I'm bored with Android. Gf has a 6s and hers works a lot smoother than mine. Got bored with PC 2 years ago and bought a macbook pro. Funny thing is, these people who get on your nerves by saying apple is better, they're actually right. And when you can get beyond the fact that you're angry because you can't afford one or you don't have enough friends for iMessage to be useful enough to you, or you get tired of configuring everything all the time, you might get bored and get one too and go to sleep every night having given zero fucks about what people think about it.
translates as:
I did my "coming out" 3 hours ago. Feelsgoodman. I was a cis straight man, but I was bored with being straight. My bf has a six-incher and works into my poop hole.
Got bored with PC two years ago, and bought a PC with an Apple logo drawn on the case and on the keyboard. Man, the PCs are better than the PCs, depending on which logo they sport.
>>703210009
Well you've got a point but if the iphone 7 was heavily criticised by this move which i doubt, this is a good supplement but money comes first
If nokia can make it last like my obsolescent E90, they have no problem doing it to their products.
>>703206913
"ribbed for satisfaction"
clearly apple knows their userbase
>>703204840
MacFags really have the capacity to memorize shit as low as a fucking used condom.
I think that's why Apple can sell so much shit to the same people, they forget easily.
Your shit exploded already.
Your shit bended.
Your shit couldn't receive signal when hold.
Kill yourself before you forget to breathe.
predicting huge sales for new thirdparty iphone cases with built in headphone jacks.
Android exists solely to force apple to innovate and provide the illusion of choice. You're either smart enough to know no other phone is as good as the iPhone, or you're a fucking idiot. That is all.
>>703210910
The guy looks like he's going to explode literally, and racially
>>703211014
you deserved at least a Quads for your post.
>>703200194
Very expensive but I'll just wait for pogeman go players using this phone.
The price usually drops when you borrow it
The 11 hour 55 minute keynote for the iPhone 7 was captivating though, regardless of any poor design choices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6I-IKYEVMI
>>703208946
Great, sadly truth poor expansive idiots....
