In a Relationship / Married / Single
When's the last time you got a BJ?
I'll go first
>Married
>1 year ago
>>703186108
> Relationship
> -15mins
otherwise 24hours
>>703186108
>being married
>2016
Been with my gf for 8 years and i get bjs whenever i want
>>703186108
she so hot
>>703186108
>Relationship
> a month ago
She actually uses cervical scoliosis and with neck pain and fibromyalgia as an excuse.
>>703186108
>Single
>A year ago?
>>703186108
>Relationship
>Last week (can't remember which day)
>married
>3 days ago but pussy almost erryday bj like once a week
>>703186728
> married
> 5 days ago
MIL is in town on an extended trip, so it's been a while.
In a 5-year relationship.
At least every other day
>>703186777
Dump that bitch and check those trips faggot.
>>703186108
>she thinks we're dating
>3 in the last 24 hours due to period
>Single
>4 years
I'm powering up!
>>703187325
>>she thinks we're dating
Relationship
Last night (every day)
>married 6 years
>Last week
>>703186108
Single
Within the last 12 hours.
She's my ex's friend and my fuck buddy.
>Peace Corps volunteer
>one week ago
>after the bar
>had to run another guy out of his bunk
Relationship
Probably withing 3 month range...
>>703187331
Damn I'm beating everyone but the lurkers and virginfags?
>>703186108
>Relationship
>week ago
gf accepts that i prefer bj to sex anyday
feelsgoodman
Married 10 years. Wife sucked me off 9 hours ago.
In a relationship 48 hours
single
4 months ago
This morning. Married for 8 years.
Get a (western) European wife guys. They clean, cook, are kind and know how to treat their man. They don't belittle you or act like spoiled bitches. I met mine while backpacking and we're together ever since.
Also, they never let themselves go and get fat once married/pregnant.
>>703186108
>relationship
>yesterday
oral sex is very important for me to receive
>single
>this thread inspired me
>just now
>fuck off fagkin
>>703186108
> relationship
> a month ago
It's been a busy month for us
>>703188183
What about Eastern, CIS? Their women are in my favorite porn genre.
>>703188249
sadkek.
>single
>never
>>703188340
kill yourself
>>703188263
They are very fake IMO. Western European girls live in wealth so you can be assured that they aren't after a green card, with Eastern it's a major gamble. A loveless marriage sucks
Single
Jesus Christ too long
>>703186108
Married two weeks ago she goes down when I go down
>>703188397
Yeah, that's a fair assessment. I guess I'll just stick to porn and camwhores. Thanks.
Single, 1 month
>>703188397
This. Eastern European women are for the most part very shallow and materialistic.
>>703188388
I know
>>703186950
Moar?
>>703188505
Will point out I'm a much bigger fan of hand jobs. Don't like the feel of spit/teeth/tongue on my dick. My last hand job was monday.
>Married
>Last night
get them when I want
>>703188680
Will point you're a big fan of being a faggot in a BJ post.
>Married
>A week ago
Its not hard to get a blowjob, we just have to trade oral.
Neither of us have the energy considering we have a toddler though on top of work to do it as much as we used to
>>703188567
Don't say, 'I know.'
Seriously, KILL YOURSELF!
I like to do my wife too, oral sex is pretty much our favorite, so everytime she blows me I like to lick on her.
Thats pretty much guaranteed 3 times a week plus she'll insist she's cool (or period is flowing) a few times a week and will just do me.
Married long time & happy as fuck.
>>703188858
I know
>>703188680
you're fucking gay
>>703186108
>Single
>Last week
>married
>Been together 10 years
>Was balls deep in her mouth last week
Getting her to suck my cock is easy as fuck. She even chooses to do it when I don't want it several times a month
>>703188946
>gay
>prefers femail hands and vaginas to mouths
...okay.
>>703189115
>Duuuude, being gay is totally cool.
>You fuck who you wanna.
>Being a faggot, who prefers handjobs, on the other HAND...
>is fucking gay
>>703186108
>relationship
bout a month, gf lives with her family
In a live-in relationship for the last 3 months. We fuck at least twice a day, and she blows me at least once. So last bj was yesterday afternoon, but she's not awake yet today.
>>703186108
> relationship, 2 years
> about 3-4 months ago
It was shit, been much longer since my last BJ that was better than me jacking off.
>>703186108
Single
Last night
>>703189502
LIES!!!
POST PICS, FAGGOT!
>>703186108
>Relationship
>3 years ago
RIP me.
>>703186108
Single. Two weeks ago
>>703186108
Single
Never
>Single
Does my mom kissing my little dick when I was a baby count as a blowjob? I sure hope so.
>>703188680
This guy knows whats up are you circumcised tho? Thats my reasoning my shits all fucked up and desensitized so i cant cum from blowjobs.
Married
Last night
Married a North American model in 2001.
Last BJ was in 2003.
Last time we had sex was 2005
Been on 4Chan since 2005 (oldfag)
I've discussed with with her several times but she's always had a low sex drive. I spoke to several of her exes and that's why they dumped her or were happy when she dumped them.
/Not happy.
/This isn't her but she looks just like her.
/That's why I'm still married to her.
single
4 years ago
>>703189924
Know the feel m8. My last ex had zero sex drive. We were together a little under a year and had sex twice. Twice. And she was a cutie too.
>>703186108
single almost 5 years
>>703189924
get you a side bitch?
Relationship. two nights ago
>>703189924
For fuck sake rape her.
It s your eife you have every right
>>703189924
>I spoke to several of her exes
>I'm a cucked faggot
She's fucking someone else
Save yourself.
Kill them all!
Married
Couple weeks ago.
>married
>less than two days ago
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>703189924
moar?
>>703189924
Mate there's no point in having a sexy wife if you can't have sex with her. Why buy a Lamborghini if you can't drive?
not relationship but have girl live in my room
5 minutes ago.
more than 3 times a day
>>703190229
Why buy Chloe Moretz if, while fucking, you can't choke her out.
>>703186108
Single, 4 years ago I think.
Single
Last BJ was 9 months ago
Married.
Yesterday from my girlfriend.
>>703190375
Thanks for your input anon, appreciate it
>>703186777
>cervical scoliosis and with neck pain and fibromyalgia as an excuse
my sides
>>703186108
In a long distance relationship
1 month ago (last time I saw her)
>>703190088
Why is that man dressed like a girl??
>>703186108
Relationship 8½ years, bj yesterday and whenever i want.
Married 21 years getting one right now
Done
>>703186108
I've got a can of Spaghetti-Os for lunch today.
>>703186108
In a relationship of 2 years, 6 months ago
Been single for awhile. No sexual activity since January. I'm not all that broken up about it. I jerk it like twice a week. I give no fucks.
>single, but with multiple FWB
>Week ago?
Essentially every weekend at least one girl hits me up.
>>703186950
Do you have more of her? Who is she? I need it to survive
Married, in relationship of 12 years, 28hours ago
New gallery on http://yourgirls.site
Daaily new pic's !
Enjoy ;)
>>703186108
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, fuck. You fucked up, son. Not the worst thing I've ever heard of, though. I knew a couple that got married, hadn't had sex, and she wouldn't fuck him for the first few months of them being married. She was too afraid he would hurt her or some shit. That dude was the saddest mother fucker I've ever met. Argues with her constantly. I hope, for his sake, they're divorced.
>>703186108
Never
Never
>>703189924
>but she's always had a low sex drive
So, get her in the mood?
People with low sex drives have trouble finding the energy to start but once they're there, they're good.
She's either been faking a headache and fucking other men for 10 years or you're the most beta fuck in existence who lacks the resolve to go down on her and get her into the mood with good foreplay.
Either way, sack up and make her and yourself happy instead of whining on the internet
single
5 days ago
>>703190580
I knew a bitch like that. She wouldn't blow me and I wouldn't fuck her. I can't get off unless she's choking on my cock.
>>703191474
Never mind found her
https://www.instagram.com/acidjazzsinger/
>>703190107
>the only honorable answer
This is the shit I like at this place
Married 21 years ago and as many times a day as I want. When you find one like that you marry for life!
>>703186108
Relationship
4 hours ago
>>703186108
relationship (7 years)
got one yesterday
>Relationship
>Last night
Life is good
In a relationship and married (wife and I share a gf.)
Last night, so like ten hours ago.
>>703186108
>secret relationship with married woman
>6 months ago to completion
>a month or so ago for a minute before sex
Eh. Not really into it? I prefer vaginal intercourse.
> relationship
> 14 hours ago followed by sloppy rough stoned off our asses sex which got interupted after 20 min.
Single
Few Days ago
>>703187697
Tell me about the peace corps
>>703186108
> married
> 7 months ago
Marriage is a complete scam. As soon as you say, "I do" the blowjobs disappear. Fucked up.
Granted, we had sex twice in the past 3 days, but still no fucking bj...
>>703186108
>relationship 5 years
>over a month ago but before that months
she wants to get married but i dont know. we dont have sex hardly ever and bj's are a chore for her. she makes great money and i wont have to work ever again but idk.
>>703186108
Married ten years... about a year ago... DO NOT GET MARRIED!!!
>8 years relationship
>every other day normally, I get none when she gets her period tho (she gets bitter since I can't fuck her afterward)
>>703186108
>In a relationship
>6 months
>>703192427
Translated: I married the wrong person.
Idiot.
>>703186108
Single for 5 months, last BJ was three weeks ago.
Fucked three women in the last 3 weeks.
>>703186108
>Married for 8 years
>last week
>>703186990
Yaranaika?
>>703192921
> The only thing in life is bjs
Idiot.
Married 23 years......last night, we have a great relationship, I get whatever I want whenever I want it. We go at it like teenagers.
Just broke up with gf of 2 years a week ago
3 months
>>703192833
Same for you. You married the wrong girl. Congrats on fucking your life up.
>>703186108
>single
>18 days and 20 hours
>>703192994
Dude, you're the one complaining about it on the internet. Not my fault you married a frigid bitch and are now being swallowed by your bitterness and self loathing.
>>703190229
>single
>never
>>703191783
This.
My gf had a low for some time in the past. Once we had no sex for a month. Afterward only quickies once every week or 10 days.
Now we have spiced up our relationship with toys, roleplaying, and other stuff. Now she wants the D almost every day or two and she is almost always starting the thing.
Oh, and on top of that, now she fucking loves anal. Yesterday she told me she almost enjoys it more than pussy sex.
>>703193098
>you married a frigid bitch and are now being swallowed by your bitterness and self loathing.
>projecting this hard
Just relax anon, no one's going to blame you for leaving someone for more bjs.
If you make up any more nonsense backstory, you'd have enough material to write a novel.
>>703193497
>My gf had a low for some time in the past
My gf had a low sex drive for some time in the past
Single, 2 months ago... last weekend i went down on this girl but she only softly fapped me for like 20 seconds. i barely knew her name so i guess she had the right. Craving a fucking bj or fuck though.. all i have as a sexpartner is this girl with a boyfriend that bootycalls me every once in a while..
>>703186108
>Married
>Last week
>>703193587
Kek ok. Whatever you say, mister "i have a shit tier wife"
>4 year relationship and 1 month relationship
>Got a BJ from both girls last night
>>703193497
>>703191783
you both are fucking retarded.... stop thinking women are like men.... for fucks sake... how old are you? are you still in high school?
>>703193985
Don't know what's your problem dude.
Women are human beings. They have a sex drive. If you are going to pretend to do the same sex for years and years, good luck. In my experience it's not going to work. I'm talking because of personal experience.
>>703186108
Relationship: like a week ago
>>703193985
>I've never had a girlfriend let alone sex, let me tell you how it is.
Mighty kek.
>relationship
>3 days ago
my gf has a very strong sex drive. but I feel insecure, whenever she talks about her former lovers. I hate it when she does. it's not even like she's trying to hurt me, or making fun of me, because she says she's having the most fun with me. she's not bragging with her former lovers, just telling me every now and then. besides she's open about everything in her life.
I on the other hand was a virgin till I was 26, so I know it's my own insecurities.
Married for 16 years...BJs on demand whenever I like, she loves having a dick inner mouth.
>>703187470
dating about 3 months, about an hour ago when I woke up. she loves waking me up with a bj.
>>703194378
at your age people are comfortable talking about their past. just learn to deal with it.
>>703188680
Yo girl is bad at giving head
>>703186108
>single
>yesterday
>>703186108
2013, because I hate blowjobs, or at least have never had a good one.
>Single
>Never
>Relationship
>2 days ago
it will be 2 years this October we've been together. Still trying for anal though...
Married. Labor Day monday ;)
Married. Every morning before work for the last 6 years.
>>703193985
I agee with the other two. You have to get her going first. You never just imidiately drive the car in winter, you have to warm it up first. You fucking basic. Get laid.
>Relationship
>Yesterday
Been with her for 3 years now. Living in for about a year and a half now.
I have a surprisingly low sex drive for a 25 year old male, more times than none she's just throwing herself at me. Can't figure how to get her to do anal (Help?)
Married 18 years. At least one BJ per day. Always swallows.
relationship
last friday (shes out of the country)
normally at least once a week, could be more if I asked but im happy with that. no need to bug her.
Married, about 4 or 5 days ago.
> one year relationship
> she's gained 40lbs and doesn't want to fuck anymore
> I went out Saturday night
> face fucked a drunk girl from the bar and nutted on her face
> mfw I left her spitting what landed in her mouth
Relationship is okay.. But I may end it soon due to the lack of sex. Told her to hit the gym and fuck more or I'm out.
>married for 10 years
>2 days ago
she likes to be "used" so I actually get blowjobs about 3x as much as normal sex
single/2day ago
>>703193887
>shit tier
Anon, do you have any idea what goes into a relationship? Are you a virgin?
> no fucking way am I a virgin
Why do you talk like one?
>>703186108
>in a relationship
>3 weeks ago
>Relationship
>3 months ago
