Been a while since I've done this. What should I say /b?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Been a while since I've done this. What should I say /b?
>>703150585
More info.
>>703150585
Eat a dick and mind your business
>>703150667
What's that on your nose? Art?
Can I tie some dental floss around your nose ring and lead you around like a steer?
I have a pretty big hard-on and it won't cone down.
>>703150585
Same. I don't think we should chat anymore.
>>703151211
WINRAR
>>703151211
fuck, winrar
>>703151211
Stand by you fuck.
just finished masturbating to your pictures
>>703151301
>>703150585
What is she to you?
>>703151425
Thanks, OP. You weren't a faggot and actually delivered. I wish you luck in your future endeavors.
If dubs/trips say: "I just can't deal with someone like you."
>>703151533
Matched with her on tinder so.... nothing really.
>>703151579
roll
>>703151579
>Thanks for not being a faggot OP
Anytime anon. Anytime.
>>703151755
I'll accept this since she hasn't responded. Stand by.
>>703151755
Holy Kek.
>>703151755
>>703152002
What now?
>>703152089
Please don't message me anymore.
>>703152163
Reroll
>>703152089
Does this count as being moody?
i can't draw art but I can do poems ;)
lay on this here dick bitch
>>703152238
Roll for this
>>703152237
you're so pretty you make me really nervous sorry
>>703152163
This.
And add, "And by the way, it's lying, not laying."
>>703152163
Rollin
>>703152377
Niccceee stand by.
lay that ass on this here dick bitch then my dick can be your bed
>>703152377
Win
sharpie in the pooper
lay that fat ass up on this fat dick and then my dick will be your bed u fat ass ho
>>703152377
Does this sound faggish to anyone else?
lay that fat ass up on this fat dick then my dick will be and then my dick will be your bed u fat ass ho dick
>>703152494
rerolllerino
Haha. Sorry that was my attempt at trying to be funny xD. I'm so fucking lonely
you shouldn't say anything
Your clitoris is literally bigger than my penis. Do you even have a vagina hole?
>>703152603
thats the point dobby
>>703152603
Next?
dick in mouth now
>>703152494
dubs get
>>703152603
Of course it does, it sounds like you're autistic.
>If dubs, post
>>703152514
>>703152089
My parents anally raped me with a metal rod when I was eleven after baseball practice one day.
lets kill niggers
>>703152708
it's goofy time
"a pretty girl like you must have a sexy pair of knees... Present?"
>>703152708
trash can be art in certain contexts =)
Do you hate niggers and kikes as much as I do?
Wait. I DO think you're trash. But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna bust my nut in your cum receptacle.
>>703152867
rrolllllllerelellelel
lay that fat ass dick on my sweet little ass and call it a dick
girl you need more confidence
>>703152868
rerell
>>703152866
Winzip
>>703152866
Stand by winrar.
>>703152866
Kek
>>703152866
winrar
Not trash but pretty close I'd say. I'm just in this for your snake hole
>>703152866
Really out of context but still good.
At nerd? More like "suicide watch list".
Hi I'm Rick Harrison best I can give you for the nose ring is 35¢
>>703152868
rolloo
I don't need goofy. But the trashy part of you (which is all of you) can get stuffed with my cock
you deserve all of my dick
Have you ever "gone black" if you know what I mean? ;-)
>>703153121
Fucking lol. Roll
>>703152868
rolling for this
>>703152868
reroll
>>703153085
What did we mean by this anons?
>>703153121
This is pretty good. Best I can do is a reroll
>>703153121
Roll
>>703152708
I think I like you more than a friend... do you feel the same
Ssseeeeexxxxxx
>>703153085
that last one wasnt nearly as good as the others
Let me just ask - when are we going to hook up? Daddy needs his balls drained.
>>703153255
Win
>>703152868
rollun'
Oh and I do think you're trash. I want to just wear that puss hole bloody and be done with you honestly
I need to see those knees please
Hey I have this rare condition that require you to rim my asshole otherwise I kidnap and rape you, think you could oblige?
>>703153268
fucking roll this
>>703153254
No fucking idea
>>703152868
rll
>>703153254
im a paraplegic and obsessed with other peoples healthy knees =D
>>703153268
roll
Let's try to get OP laid.
>>703153372
roll
>>703153372
Rolling
>>703153255
Do I have to? That might fuck this whole thing up...
>>703153355
winrar
>>703153254
Roll for: Nevermind, so we fuckin or what?
Why do you gotta push your luck? I just want the knees... It's a simple request.
>>703153255
Stand by.
>>703153454
It's dubs faggo
>>703153372
Rolling for this
What bitch. Look you're a piece of trash just let me burr out your fox hole until it's a bloody Ruben sandwich and shut the fuck up
I think I have a small penis, wanna see it? If you say no I'll just show you it anyway
I just have this thing for knees.. I know it's weird but when I was younger my little sister tried to put her knee in my butthole when I was asleep and well.. It went from there :)
>>703153454
NO DONT DO IT
>>703153439
keik roll
>>703153372
Kek roll
>>703153544
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
>>703153454
Don't, my dubs override.
>>703153355
>>703153355
>>703153355
>>703153355
>>703153355
FUCKING WINRAR
>>703153454
Nah
Put your tube socks on and we'll talk after that
>>703153254
>he doesn't know
https://youtu.be/AWbCk9iUIn4
>>703153085
OP, she sounds like someone will low self esteem
>if she doesn't know you, why would she assume you though she was trash?
why would she care?
I think you should try to fuck this woman, OP
I think this will benefit you well
>>703153525
Re-roll, but you should really just post this op and get some puss
>>703153454
Winrar here. Either do that one or
>>703153290
Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger
>>703153121
Don't expect a response. You anons suck at this.
>>703153544
Winrekt
>>703153600
no its not someone won before him
Baby I am a hooooorny boi an I can only kum wid knees
"was she a great big fat person?"
>>703153544
Do it op, stop sucking cock and do it
WINRAR FAGGOT
>>703153774
So, wanna hang out?
>>703153774
Ok we're losing her. lets make this one not seriously retarded.
>>703153774
At least you don't suck at delivering daddy :)
>>703153254
my weenus peenus of course :D
"God, girls that look like guys make me so hard thank you for existing, now tell me how big is your cock?"
>>703153774
"Hey actually that was a pretty stupid joke that reading it now was not even remotely as funny as it was in my head, thanks for responding to my autism, you are very cute"
>>703153774
Good follow through though
Link her this thread
Sorry I'm a bit of a nervous joker if you can't tell...
let's use your nose ring as a butt plug
>>703153308
rolling
Look you piece of trash don't waste my time just send a picture of your tits
>>703153923
Send this
>>703153979
roll
>>703153965
Rolling
op is scared to say niggers and kikes too her. that was the winrar and was rolled and rolled on the roller which was also dubs
>>703153965
roll that shit DUBS GET
tbh I really just want have rough, dirty sex with you. like really badly.
>>703153987
This
>>703153979
OP roll
>>703153923
Okay I'm sorry. Let's start over. Hi, I'm Rick Harrison :)
>>703153979
Roll... Let's get somewhere plz
>>703153923
Haha, let's hang out
>>703154075
roll
>>703153965
Check em do it faggot
>>703154088
op winner dinner
>>703153923
Ask if she likes death grips
I have genital herpes
Sorry autism kicked in... Lets start over. =)
>>703154077
WINRAR
>>703153987
Stand by
Just show me your tits you whore trash basket
>>703154075
rollarino
>>703153544
>telling 4chan, "let's not make this retarded"
These dubs say you gotta do it
you have a beautiful face, baby
don't be distracted by my mysterious ways
>>703153965
GET
>>703153965 This
>>703154172
>>703154088
>>703153979
THIS ONE IS BETTER IDIOT
>>703154166
Omfg nice meme but other anons won first
>>703154075
rolll
>>703153965
Rollin'
It would really help to calm me down if you show me your tits
>>703153965 reroll
>>703154077
>>703154088
Winrar, and both are actually good
Sorry, I was just letting some of my friends text people on my phone, how have you been?
I think I literally felt myself become a virgin again with this one.
>>703154305
roll
>>703153923
R u a Guy and messing with me where u let ppl from a website called 4chan decide what say?
>>703154075
this one.
>>703154166
Fucking christ of course I get dubs but not the first ones
>>703153965
got em check em boys
how about a sensual massage??
>>703154088
NEXT WINNER HERE
>>703151211
/thread
>>703154075
this one op
Help me calm down by showing me your tits
>>703154335
1...2...3... Go
>>703154326
Rolll
I wanna let you in on a secret.. I am the hacker known as 4chan...
>>703154458
BRING UP DEATH GRIPS
>>703154335
OP WHY DIDNT YOU.....>>703153979
fucking idiot fucking kill yourself
>>703154075
Roll
>>703153965
This should do it OP
>>703154458
Touch my peepee
>>703154075
rollllllllll
>>703154422
>>703154458
TIMETOSTABILIZE.jpg
>>703154458
with great difficulty...haha...maybe you would want to talk over coffee?
Can you just show me your tits. It will help
>>703154458
Ask her what her favorite food is
>>703154458
I'm just gunna get all the awkwardness out of the way by telling you i wanna fuck you
>>703154326
Roll
>>703154422
win
>>703154555
Checked
>>703154555
WINRAR
By showing me you're dick
>>703154555
winrar by default
>>703154458
By revealing your boipucci
>>703154555
>>703154556
>>703154518
One get per response. I wanted to but I gotta respect the rules.
>>703154555
Winrar
>>703154458
By showing me your tits
>>703154458
Show me your breasts
>>703154458
by staying the same =) im the unstable one here, you have nothing to change
I actually prefer dudes, but you're close enough
>>703154600
>>703154555
now you gotta
>>703154555
THERE IT IS BOYS
>>703154555
this
>>703154075
this would be perfect now.
Ha. I'm just kidding. I'm a pretty swell guy who used a terrible gag from 9gag like a faggot. Tell me, do you have any other piercings? If so, show.me.
Hey do you know my friend Alex? He's a stupid guy let me tell you that, and whilst you're here let me tell you something I think you're pretty cute want to fuck?
>>703154458
Your tits would help. Lemme see them
>>703154555
>>703154547
do this one then dumbass
>>703154655
winrar
>>703154555
Thank you! Something that is coherent. Stand by.
listen, honestly... I just really want to fuck. specifically you.
>>703150667
OP post rest of the pics pls. Seems fuckable
>>703154725
GET
>>703154075
Roll
>>703154655
KEK
>>703154655
she said stabilize right?
WINRAR
>>703154736
Do you like experimental rap?
>>703154764
roll
After this >>703154736
ask her why she is panicing
Have you ever had Starbucks? I heard they were like a super good coffee shop or something.
>>703150667
>1187 IG photos
tell her you want to tribute her photos
>>703154843
Fucking roll
i dunno! maybe if tell me about ur childhood so we bond. ....? were u raped/anything else traumatic. i have erectile dysfunction so i understand
>>703154655
this is too good not to send it. KEK
You're a big guy
>>703154655
dont be a faggot op do this
>>703154906
rolling for this
im crashing this date, with no survivors, cause im a big guy for you
8=========D
When OP matches a gorgeous girl and use her for a thread
>>703154936
Rollin on a river
"Wanna have meaningless sex? I must warn you though I have a tendency to have unlubricated anal without given consent..."
>>703154843
Rollerino
>>703154840
shes gonna turn us down gently, so for the response it should be, "haha yeah i figured it would be like that, no worries ~sigh~ and here i thought id finally get a 4d waifu"
>>703154764
rollarino
>>703155044
Winrar
>>703155009
roll
>>703154936
Rollin on a river
>>703154944
WINRAR
>>703155021
>gorgeous
>on tinder
pick 1
we could also hang out at my place for a smoke sesh, ya down??
>>703155044
Win
>>703154936
Rollin
>>703154907
roll
Well if not coffee then how about send me a pic of your tits.
Wait for a reply you faggots
>>703154770
I think she is. Hard to tell. All are face pics like this.
>>703155044
WINNER Winner Pick this one Op
"Ever been on 4chan?"
>>703155139
Rerolling
>>703155053
Yes roll. have it in reserve
FUCCCKINNNGGGGGGGGG NOOORRRRMMIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703155210
Check em
As you can tell, I too am a moody little fuck and you can't tame my inner bitch
>>703155210
Rolllll
Can I shoot my load on your face?
She was like 10-20 miles when we matched. Make it clever anons.
op is a faggot
Send her the pic and this:
How's it going bros, my name is PewDiePie!
Today, we are going to do something amazing for all my bros. So, we come along a great journey since the beginning and I want to start a new charity campaign for a good cause.
The flick is that the money you bros donate will go onto the EU's founding to support the build of a large maritime barrier to stop the sandniggers from coming in the Europe. I hope everyone can help us.
Here is the link http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1373563
Stay awesome bros
BHAAAAAAAY
>brofist
>>703155350
Fail cunt
Also if dubs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703155175
Your nose ring is big enough to fit my cock in it.
>>703155210
Roll
>>703155371
Show me a picture of your tits and I'll come right back
>>703155371
cars exist dumb ass
>>703155371
Meet you half way?
FUCK ME!!! SUCK MY DICK AND SWALLOW THE CUM LETS ME FUCK YOUR ASS LET ME EAT YOUR PUSSY
>>703155397
I want to clarify for everyone. YOU CANT SEND PICS ON TINDER. Carry on.
>>703155366
My first post, dubs. Check em.
>>703155366
Winrar
>>703155371
Maybe instead of worrying about where I am, you should be asking yourself why you're not sending me nudes right now, cunt.
>>703155402
Rolling for the reeeee
>>703155404
im down for this roll
>>703155108
Hey, desperate bitches can be gorgeous too
>>703155371
skype call it is
>>703155371
*teleports behind you*
I'm right here, nothing personal kid.
>>703155371
Wanna listen to some DEATH GRIPS?
I was thinking of doing a solo mish up your way
>>703155490
Roll
>>703155371
I'll drive over to you, if you want.
>>703155404
rollin rollin rollin i aint slept in weeks
>>703155555
quints of quint
>>703155499
FUCK I GOT DUBS AGAIN.
CAN WE MEET?
>>703155371
I am, but my dick shortens the distance alot.
>>703155500
>>703155499
>>703155366
Three tags gotta do it faggot
You've passed the test. I wanted to see if you were one of those spam robots. I want to talk art with you. What do you know about Friedrich's undying wish to be with his mother?
>>703155555
OHHHH SHIIIITT NICE
>>703155555
do it!!
>>703155210
Rolol
>>703155499
Lololol
>>703155371
Yeah, but my dick is only 124.9 miles away.
>>703155555
INSTANT WIN
>>703155522
Kek winrar op
well i could commute to u if we were in a stable relationship.. do you mind putting on 20-50 pounds for me. its not too hard if you eat a lot of fatty meats
>>703155555
OH MY GOD
>>703155555
Oh shit. Quints overrule. Stand by.
>>703155522
winnrar
>>703155371
Visiting my grandma. I'll be back tomorrow.
>>703155555
QUINTS OVERRULES ALL DUBS THIS IS A SCARED RULE THAT MUST NOT BE BROKEN
>>703155555
quints overrides all
>>703155555
dear lord
>>703155555
FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>703155666
oh my satan
>>703155666
Even the devil likes this
>>703155371
Yes, but it doesn't matter. Coz you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just... see... your tits.
>>703155555
dEM qUINTS
>>703155160
Wah blasphemy that haircut. Is she telling us that she is feminist?
Make a new thread OP and post it here
I could drive to you... lets see if you can make that nose ring touch my belly while i tickle your tounsils with my dick
>>703155666
devil overrules quints
also OP has left us.
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703155210
Rollllin
>>703155833
U a
Retard?
>>703155160
dont screw this up dude, this one will eat your dick for 60 years and longer is treat right.
>>703155820
How do you not have wifi
>>703155887
OP here. New thread.
>>703155820
I'd drag my nuts over 125 miles of glass shards if it meant I could lick your ass.
you have pretty eyes and I like your hair color
Make new thread OP
>>703155522
This
>>703155666
Load blown
im actually on da way.. order some chinese food pls!!! also can i put my dick in your dishwasher? not in a sexual way tho
>>703155555
Oh fuck, I got quints
>>703155522
Ayy lmao it wasnt even for the OP, DO IT
>>703155820
Fedora'ed
>>703155349
>>703155402
>>703155518
>>703155909
Samefag kys
>>703155820
OP, if she's down for it, deliver. Go drive the 125 miles. That's not even half a tank of gas bro.
your worth the drive, doll face
It is to be understood that on this day, September 9th 2016 bugga bugga bugga bugga buggabu ga!!!!!!
ill just head over now nyways. i was thinking we could shave our heads and rub noggins
I tuck my dick and put my lipstick on, baby I was born this waaaaAaaay!!!!!!!!!
Hey retards, abandon thread.
>>703155887
'have you ever watched cp?'
