Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703132359
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>703137150
Is it Maki?
Miho claimed
Eru Claim~
>>703136984
Probably Man Of War or 7734
>>703137150
Sea is great, medical is fun too, I considered it for a bit but decided it wasn't my thing.
I like computers a bit better
>>703137516
I feel like that's something you have some level of control over, no?
You're quite good at making friends when you want to.
>>703137684
Hot
You call that lurk?
Let me show you how to do it.
Lurcc.
>>703137777
So are my numbers!
MINE
Esdeaths giant form looms over me. the heat radiating from her huge body makes you overheat. she takes a step forward and her barefoot makes a defining boom, she picks you up in her titanic hand and brings you up to her face, she opens her giant mouth and puts you inside her breath smells and you are covered in her saliva. she swallows, her huge powerful neck muscles bring you down into her waiting stomach you plop into her gastric juices and sit thier waiting for her greedy body to dissolve you for nutrients. out side esdeath pats he tummy and lets out a loud burp.
>>703137905
pls stop
>>703137653
What's not that easy? Getting with a hoeny, slutty 7/10 girl?
Yes it is. Especially if you're not a socially awkard fuck who likes drinking girls' spit out of their coffee cups
>>703137777
Numbers confirm.
>>703137905
Disgusting.
>>703137751
Nope
>>703137771
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd! :p
>>703137777
Em. Checked
Yo no naka no joushiki wa itsumo watashi no mawari ni wa nai
Maido bakabakashikute okashii mainichi dake
Aidokuchuu no kono hon ni wa touzen kaitenai shi
Jinsei no oshie wa itsu demo seigi no renjaa
Doll claimed. Gonna hit the hay, night.
>>703136992
Who signed up for this again?
>>703137041 Mako
I meant like different places you could get the money from, but yeah doesn't seem like you have a lot ice breaker wise.
You just seem to be a straight to the point kinda guy.
>>703135948
Hello, poplar anon.
>>703136822
Ah!
Cutest doll.
>>703136984
Mikan.
That would be no problem, I'll make sure to send one right now.
Mako claimed.
>>703138092
This is what I live for.
>>703137684
why so lewd?
>>703137773
Not really
I can't really conversate properly
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-d_F7xzxEA
'Round forty-two right now, could be better.
>>703137771
Hmm. I haven't listened to either of those, guess I'll get around to it, at some point. My favorite would be Wolfpack.
>>703138183
I haven't posted that in a long time, so I just wanted to post it.
>>703138138
Here i feel bad.
>>703137601
Right here opper
http://igenapps.com/Apps/View/Index/1314828
>>703138229
pls respond
>>703138111
>Cutest
>
Trips confirm. Heading off for real now, have a good night/day whatever anyway.
>>703138111
Hit me up on telegram.
>>703138376
Hey mi liu
>>703138389
is my dai.
>>703138229
Goodnight anon.
>>703138065
Oh yeah. Forgot about the whole "get repeated digits and I'll post lewd" thing
>>703137777
MOTHERFUCKING CHECKED
I'm bored.
Goodnight friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd tease before bed
>>703138485
Hey mai
Shut the fuck up Mi Liu
>>703138578
I'm not Mai.
>>703138532
Gonna go wank it...
Be right back
>>703138183
I disagree. I've seen you get along just fine with damn near anybody who talks with you.
You're not like some of the people around here who get shouted at by most the people here. In fact, i'm not sure anybody here dislikes you.
>>703138568
night
>>703138578
Huh?
>>703138084
I got it, it's Kokoko!
>>703138096
Oh, ya I don't. Unless I could convince someone else to cosign for me, I can't really get one from a bank. And I did a quick look at those loan site reviews, and some people are saying shit like, 290% interest.
Unless I'm teasing, pretty much.
Night Doll!
>>703138578
We're the same person, Mi Liu.
>>703137688
i had no idea she would like it this much.
okay... what do you think?
>>703138578
I should stop replying to myself.
>>703138111
Thank you, Ruri.
Those are some nice trips you have there, by the way.
>>703138616
>capatilizes the M
Hi mai
>>703137959
ah fuck you chest pounding asshole
>>703138084
I'll fight you!
>I like being a nerd :>
>>703138251
Wolfpack is good ^^
>>703138803
You call that good gethunting?
>>703138810
Shut the fuck up.
>>703138111
Checked
>forget what I do for tripps. I think it's just a topless pic.
Anyone remember?
>>703138800
Good dubs.
Bad posters.
>>703138922
Yes, we remember, your posts and your shitty pastas.
Your waifu sucks and you're stupid.
>>703138705
Oh yes, I'm so hard,it feels so much more tight and hot when I squeeze your thick butt cheeks anon, and your waifu seems to be feeling hot too, she can't be kissing me while my lips are dry though, take care of it like an obedient little cuck
Gonna go to the gym now. Later /waifu/
here
>>703138183
bb
>>703138632
sup shizuru
>>703138632
That's not what I mean
I'm just not good at talking to people
>>703138389
>trips
These numbers branded in my retinas, forever embedded in my mind!
>>703138922
Now go choke on a dicc.
>>703139057
Fuck off.
>>703139030
I was asking if that's what I did or not, lmao calm down
>your waifu sucks
I know and don't really care
>you're stupid
Doesn't matter, still rich
My waifu is gonna marry ALL your waifus
>>703139057
fuck you asshole
>the fucking gym
you are the worst
>>703138568
Good night
>>703138679
Who? No
>>703138866
>
Bring it
Nothing bad being a nerd :p
>>703138922
I remember
>>703139057
Peace
nom nom nom
>>703139052
What the fuck is this?
This used to be a good thread
Fucking fags went to telegram and nobody good is still here.
>>703139196
SHUT THE FUCK UP
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN
>>703139066
Hi Shino. I'm just chilling. Being lazy.
How about you?
>>703139067
You're just as bad as i am. Do you think i'm bad at talking to people?
>>703139222
Bun
>>703139216
Is it Esdeth?
>>703139216
dont talk to him smug he is an asshat who needs to die
Ahhh why did he have to leave I want to show him how awfull he is I hope is dick gets cutoff in the equipment
Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah
This thread is fucking stupid.
>>703139052
you mean kiss!?
>>703139216
I can't sleep because of this huge fucking storm! Plus a headache I already had before.
>/waifu/ is currently lewd.
I'm not joining in with lewdposts, but I will partake in normal conversation.
Next year in January oldfags will come back and it will be the same as always.
Screencap this.
>>703139381
>Don't talk to people I don't like
What is this, kindergarten?
>>703139568
Done.
Just kidding. Nobody cares about this shit anymore.
>>703139486
Yes, kiss. For her pleasure. You love her and would do anything for her don't you?
How does my hard cock rubbing between plump feminine cheeks feel?
>>703139057
die in a hole you disguising mongrel you dont get any girls you lieing sack of shit die already god
>>703139626
Ahhh.
Morning everyone.
How's life for all of you beauties?
>>703139632
Oh, come on, you made me save a screen for nothing.
>>703139603
Thanks.
make way faggots. BEST vampire claimed.
>>703139556
>/waifu/ being lewd
I see the one anon. Other than that, it's normal.
>>703139690
>This is how
>
>>703139319
no, you seem pretty good at it
>>703139446
this
you people actually love chinese cartoon characters?
>>703139556
no lewd here, move along
>>703139706
Keep it now.
>>703139603
the fuck out of here wasnt even talking with you leave me alone
>>703139057
die die die die die filthy pig die die die
>>703137601
WHY ARE THOSE GUNS SO BIIIGGGG ARE THOSE GIRLS MIDGETS HAHAHAH WTFFFF
>>703139770
No. Best vampire is Tourette Voerman.
>>703139216
Exactly
>shitshitshit
>>703139556
Hello!
>Storm? Wew
Is it a spooky ass thunder storm?
>>703139690
Shut the fuck up.
Who the fuck claims that edgy shit? Are you fucking 16 ?
You guys don't know shit about waifus.
In my time, we used to claim good waifus, not this shit nowdays.
These threads are so pleasant, I wish I had something to offer.
>>703139690
nothing you?
>>703139556
Hi Laura. Sorry you can't sleep.
>>703139825
Likewise. Don't hold yourself in such poor regard.
Slutty cutie bully maid.
>no lewd here
I know that scene. Lewd maid. Poor Mitcher.
>>703139809
I'm not sure what that means. might be sleepyness syndrome might be because you're unclear
Whats up?
>>703139835
Queen? You doing okay?
>>703139652
yes. anything for her!
i'm not used to it but i like it..
>>703139835
>>703138162
What do you live for anon?
>>703139222
I want some!
>>703139835
Ok, kindergartener.
>>703139833
I will.
>>703139949
ha yuno poster is 10 times cooler than you fuck off you anonymous actual faggot never talk to him again
>>703140094
going to bed soon but im fine bab
>>703139362
No
>>703139381
Who are you talking about and do you have evidence to back this claim up dude?
>>703139488
Idk what to say about this
>>703139556
Rip homie. Don't worry about the lewds lol
>>703139770
>
>>703139941
TOO CUTE!
>>703139927
>>703139949
>>703139770
Shut the fuck up.
Who the fuck claims that edgy shit? Are you fucking 16 ?
You guys don't know shit about waifus.
In my time, we used to claim good waifus, not this shit nowdays.
>>703140127
Yo
>the easily triggered shinoa
>>703140149
>shares
>>703140200
What about this?
>Maintenance for the whole day
>Laggy as shit when done
Thanks bungie
>>703138389
Have a great night, Doll.
Sleep comfortably, and see you soon.
>>703138440
Sure.
>>703138803
It's not a problem at all, Mikan.
Appreciated, I probably should have rolled for something.
>>703138922
I wasn't really rolling for them, but I'm still thankful.
Have a good one at the gym, Marie.
>>703140167
god you suck so much leave me alone if you dont like me
>>703140200
he is all like so I was fuckin this chick last night an then says im going to the gym like fuck you you chest pounding monkey cunt
>>703140269
>pats head
>>703140094
Was denied a loan, and my mom can't cosign this one. So I'm apparently gunna be SOL if my friend isn't able to let me borrow some dosh.
>>703140200
Is it Rory?
>>703140101
That's a good girl, now come closer and give me your tongue while you're still grinding on my hard on
>lmao blacked
>>703140138
The holy trinity.
>>703140200
I see, the rumors are true, the smug enjoys cuteness. Huehuehue
>>703140094
Oh hello. How goes it?
>>703140167
Thanks.
>>703140047
I'll try
Slutty loli boat master
That scene was pretty good :^)
>>703140389
Wew somebody's mad.
Wish you had a qt 3.14 gf? Kek.
>>703139230
>telegram
kek
>>703140325
HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S SOFT. Are spiders soft?
>>703140326
For whatever reason I suddenly want to listen to some Carcass.
>>703140568
k first no I dont go for cue girls I go for pretty and hot girls im no pedo second fuck you im no muscle bound bar going fag god I hate him and his kind
>>703139949
Thanks for the laugh
Good pasta
>>703140031
Just woke up, been kinda awake and sleepy since 4am so I feel meh
>>703140179
Okay good, you seemed kinda out of it
How was your day?
>>703140339
Rip
Never trust those fags
How are you man?
>>703140413
Oh shit that sucks. I thought they basically agreed already
What happened?
>>703139949
Wew, subjectivity~
>>703140758
Other than bungie's daily horseshit, I'm alright
Yourself?
>>703139770
>Best vampire.
Since when?
>Shinobu Oshino is way better.
>>703139809
I've heard that Tats used to be a better anon than this.
>>703139825
I'm pretty sure there's some lewd going on...
>>703139941
If it's enough to make me worry that the power could go out, then yeah, it's spooky.
>>703140047
It's not your fault, today's just been really irritating.
>>703140200
I'm not worried about the lewds, I just happened to notice a whole bunch of them was all.
>>703140554
Good. It'll be nice to have my rattle maid around again.
>Rattle rattle
>>703140758
oh that sucks a little maybe it will get better. got class?
>>703140758
I got the guy trying to hurt ya prob going to sleep soon :/ gotta get up early
>>703140453
Now I'm more confused.
>>703140737
Ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30QzJKCUekQ
>>703140758
Apparently I didn't have enough of a credit history. So unless someone cosigns for me, no loan from the bank. And I'd rather avoid INSANE interest charges... so borrowing from friends is really all I can do now...
>>703140978
I dunno, I just pay it no mind. Got too much car stuff going on to do so... that and I'm tired from 2 nights of very little sleep and food.
>>703140389
So it is marie. Dude, Marie talks like that lol
>>703140406
>
May I request for a boop?
>>703140413
Rory is M'smugger. No
>>703140481
Rumors? There's rumors about me?
Hell yeah I do! That's why I collect smug or cute as taxes
>
>>703140414
mmm... i've never kissed another guy before.. but she seems to like it.
>>703140504
No
>>703140615
Sometimes. These are hyper aggressive.
>>703140262
fuck off nigger. go back to jerking it to loli and shota and eatting bags of cheetos.
>>703141119
What is a boop if I might ask?
>>703140982
yes
> rattle
>>703141119
....is it L85?
>>703140978
Oh yeah, I understand that, I don't like the dark a lot. But if its just rain I like to open my window for teh rain smell.
>>703141119
Nice. Yeah there are some rumors floating about. That I may or may not have started a few.
>Cute/Smug tax
>at least its not a lewd tax
>>703141006
The holy trinity of shitppsters.
>>703140748
This is exactly why you can't pull women
>>703141119
What you up to tonight?
>>703140343
I'm waiting for you message, Ruri
>>703141266
Now be a little slutty with me.
Seems to be the cool thing to do today.
Tell me goodnight
>>703140481
I'm okay. Having a rough night, but only two classes today then weekend so I'll manage
Yourself?
>>703140944
Pretty much see the above
Good to see you man, it's always nice to know you're still around.
>>703140989
Yea in a bit but as you can see only for a short while
I'm just gonna have a chill day
My weekend is already filled with school stuff that kinda sucks
>>703140999
It's fine queen, I appreciate what youre trying to do really. But people like that really don't get to me
Ah that sucks. I know the feeling though
Have a good rest man, big day tomorrow right?
>>703141105
Ah, I can kinda see where they're comming from but it still shit
Any friends who wanna pitch in?
I go around a time or two
Just to waste my time with you
>>703141466
Oh, I didn't realize you sent one as well...
I'm really sorry, something came up.
I'll make sure to answer as soon as possible.
>Sunshine not doing well.
>>703141532
Goodnight <3
Is your waifu a murder?
>>703141532
goodnight
>>703141124
Hnnn, you're so eager with your tongue and mouth, you are really a filthy little whore anon and gonna make me rape your girly ass. Now let's go over to her and play with her too
>>703141532
night
>>703141554
thats ok maybe we can feed on lol or something
>>703139319
Just watching GrindHouse Kungfu movies in stream and chilling out. How bout you.
>>703141496
A little slutty?
Why?
>>703141532
goodnight
>>703141607
You are confusing me for someone else.
>>703141119
I hate him
>>703141135
so creepy stop
>>703141410
then I dont want girls who go for monkey cunts
>>703141554
no just school
>>703141554
Sour, nigga we just talked yesterday
Claimu
Claiming Wicke The Thicc
>>703141358
That leaves more questions.
This thread is straight up a fucking clown fiesta.
Nothing more, nothing less.
>>703141846
Heretic detected
Are you officially switching?
well im off to bed goodnight
>still hate the liar guy
>be 27
>wake up at 3PM and roll out of my racecar bed
>piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie
>waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey
>lights off, nobody there
>there is a note on the refrigerator
>"Pumpkin, your new daddy D'Shawn and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom"
>fucking cunt has let my tendies get cold and mushy
>and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave
>she will fucking learn today
>change out of my cloth diaper, put on a disposable one
>time to hit the road
>spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo
>arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo
>brace myself and enter the lobby
>let loose my battle cry
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE"
>pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random
>staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery
>entire venue is being evacuated
>navigate my way to Ghostbusters
>mummy and new daddy are in the back row
>covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand
>mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror
>walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..."
>our eyes are locked
>as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-"
>cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head
>bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers
>her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo
>say very slowly and clearly
>"Don't you ever fuck with my chicky tendies again."
>>703142073
Saikopath
>>703141496
Nice butt
>>703141748
I don't know, should i think up a reason? How about getting Shino all uppity?
Or maybe because i said so? Does that work?
>>703141678
...I... just answered that... my answer is what you were responding to...
>be me
>claim chen
>insult everyone
>sleep
>wake up
>repeat
>>703140326
Idk again
>>703140978
Psssssshhhhhh. It happens
>>703141247
>
A boop
>>703141316
Who?
>>703141339
Oh. Should I ask why you're doing this?
>lewd taxes already has their collector
>>703141450
Being bored
>didn't see other post. Sorry
>>703141838
What wrong did be do that you hate him?
>>703141671
Was planning on doing something like that
I promised akame to feed on csgo with him and I need a lot of practice before I can do that so I'll be mostly playing that today.
>>703141838
I thought you were gonna do the thing with the girl today?
Er tomorrow rather
>>703141846
Doesn't change the fact I appreciate you
Especially since you post as Chelsea
I dunno just feels nice
Plans for the weekend?
>>703142073
Goodnight
>>703141654
woah not sure why but im flattered.
she really likes you!
>>703142094
Mai nigga
>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>mfw
>>703141554
It's horse shit because I've not missed a single payment on any loans from them thus far.
I have a few, and Renge also said they'd pitch in if I needed it.
>Of course I plan to repay anyone that contributes back with interest.
>>703142209
The gun you're talking to!
>>703142073
Goodnight.
>>703142229
First you felt bad, now you feel good?
Make up your mind nigga
>>703141554
I'm doing pretty well, got a lab tomorrow but its at 1pm so I can stay up a bit later and sleep late.
>Gonna do homework too so gonna get up about 10.
>>703142209
Well, I lurked for a long time and I saw you frequently as popular, so I ventured to create a little pool of rumors, none of them bad though ^^
I'm L85 btw
>Or Dr. L
>Or Eru
>Or Elle
Fudk you Mi Liu
>>703142209
kek
Im also bored.
>>703142209
Uhh this is the best I have. Will it do?
Sup everyone
>>703142349
Are you officially switching?
>>703142153
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
>>703142477
Mary sue
>>703142229
cs go huh? have fun with that.
>>703141966
I would still hang up
>>703142153
I'm too tired to be slutty
Maybe tomorrow we can be slutty together
>>703142073
night
>>703142477
Hello
>Mom gets off work early without calling first
>Finds me in the pantry emptying my poop jug into the cat's litter box
>Starts yelling at me, saying that I'm fucking disgusting
>Tell her that it's all her fault for breaking up with my dad when I was six
>She tells me that I need to be an adult
>Cry and scream and even throw my shit jug at her
>She says that from now on I have to go to bed before midnight
>Tell her to fuck off and go to my room
>Don't go to bed because it's fucking bullshit and I'm not a god damn wage slave
>She opens the door flat out at like one AM and is really pissed
>Tries to push me away from the computer, but I'm too heavy
>I start yelling at the top of my lungs
>She rips my computer tower out of the wall and takes it up to her room
>Knows I'm too fat to climb the stairs and thinks shes won
>Lay down at the bottom of the stairs and scream until my throat hurts
>Still no computer
>She goes to work the next day
>Wake up at like 3 PM and no computer
>Bitch has fucking overstepped her boundaries now
>Go into the bathroom and lift top off toilet tank so I can shit in it
>Sitting on tank and begin to turtle-head when I get an idea
>Pucker up my ass and waddle into the kitchen
>Take huge shit in the microwave and set the timer for three hours
>Mom comes home an hour later and the whole house fucking reeks
>She's screaming about a fire in the kitchen
>Can hear her crying for hours and even hear firemen stamping around
>Later that evening she comes in sobbing
>Sets up my computer tower for me
>>703142405
l-lewd, senpai
>>703142256
I guess because you accept your life purpose as a bitch that services and pleasures men anon. She seems hungry for my cock, why dont you help her take it?
>>703142513
what
>>703142582
Hey lewd Miho
>>703142528
Oh. That's alright i guess. Are you going to sleep soon, my slutty maid?
>>703142779
MARY SUE
Are you hard of hearing?
>>703142853
Yes, lately I can't hear words being typed on the internet
>Ruby
>>703142279
Yea but I mean, you still have an ongoing loan. It sucks I'm sorry man at least donger is a nice guy and you can trust him
Good to hear, I would love to help but I'm not that stable enough myself.
Has your day furthermore been any good?
>>703142349
Damn just let me be bipolar
I'm still tired and suicidal but thread always makes me happy for some reason
>>703142376
You mean laboratory? Or Labrador?
Either way sound cool but elaborate a bit?
>>703142518
You play it?
I mean I have a lot of free time, we can play league together it's been a while
>Yuno
