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>>703124483
Damn.m8
>>703125179
i feel like sometimes i might chew my nails down to that point.
Could any of you degenerates explain what you get out of rekt threads? Is it a fetishistic thing or sadism or do you just find them funny? I've seen anons say that they're desensitising themselves for the future but I don't quite get that.
>>703126165
what perplexes me more than your question is why would some not just ignore a thread they have no interest in? is it a feeling of needing to post in every thread? is life that lonely?
>>703127103
>>703127647
Thought this was a rekt'd thread, not a comedy thread.
>>703127647
>>703124483
First time a rekt'd thread has made me feel sympathy pain. gg
>>703127825
>how it feels to accidentally run your hand against the page edges of a book
>>703126165
It's my fetish.
>>703128138
*perverted skull wants to trade*
>>703124483
He just doesn't give a fuck, that his dick is getting cut to shreads
>>703128138
Is that a penis in the left hand?
>>703128429
and scrotum.
>>703128138
damn son, where'd u find dat?
>>703128392
Cultural thing. If they show any emotion during the circumcision they're kicked out and/or worse.
>>703128416
RKO
>>703128416
>>703127647
Faggots I said READ MY LIPS.
>>703128715
Shit, wasn't ready for that, worst thing I've ever seen in a rekt'd thread.
>>703128527
.onion site
>>703128715
Puked into my trash can, fuck that's bad.
>>703128138
they put the hands on the wrong sides!
>>703127103
Obviously played in reversed.
>>703124483
>>703129184
Thanks, Professor
>>703129424
Gotta use my PhD on somethin'
>>703129709
try giving yourself a brain transplant.
>>703129184
>>703129984
Only if it's your genius brain.
>>703129993
ye, my special power is pointing out the obvious.
>>703128346
I see wut yu did thar
coldest murder I've seen
>>703130195
ZING!
blew me away there.
Ha
>>703130874
he's really wrapped up in his work
>>703130874
>>703131431
Sometimes you just get spun around with how hectic work is.
>>703131517
make sure you don't get it twisted
>>703125517
my nails are literally shorter than my fingertips.
>>703131489
Why'd that guy punch the building with the kid still in it?
>>703126970
sometimes i think about this guy, whatever happened to him?
>>703124483
Never breaks composure.
>Gives no fuck for your rekt thread
>>703127849
You literally just reversed it
>>703131639
pic?
i chew mine down pretty good, plus it's easier to chew the dirt out after work than trying to scrub it out.
>>703131645
Do you think the guy in the plane survived?
>>703131701
>>703131982
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>703131809
he did an interview with bestgore i think, he's deprived us of new content for a fucking decade the fag!
>>703131645
>That file name.
If would be golden if it had "Wasted" in it.
>>703131783
That can't be healthy.
>>703131983
no means of uploading easily. Mine look similar to your except my nails are literally half as long as yours.
>>703132391
>no means of uploading easily
that makes no fucking sense and don't give an excuse, i'm leaving.
>>703131431
Sometimes you cant help but feel you are being forced to bend over backwards for work
>>703131783
What actual fuck?
>>703132721
BOOM!
>>703130627
I hate things like this, taking someones life for an amount of cash/items that likely amounts to a few days wages. That man had an entire life just as complex as your own and it was ended for something completely meaningless.
>>703131783
...the fuck is happening here?
>>703133390
Looks like a black dude stuck an air pump in an asian woman's vagina and began hitting the switch.
>>703131783
>>703133310
SHHHHH
EEEEEEE
I I I I T T
>>703128715
This guy is in my class
>>703133565
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST
someone get that poor bastard a bandaid
>>703132721
they've putting their noses to the grindstone.
>>703130627
Story?
>>703134538
fuck outta here with that shit, faggot
>>703134409
you might be stretching it a bit m8. maybe less is more?
>>703134703
criminal wants cabbies money
criminal gets cabbies money
>>703125179
Nerve gas?
so many free hats
>>703133340
Same dude, all that time and effort spent on a life and it just ends. Sad
>>703134727
what is she trying?
>>703135004
>>703130874
Kek on responses... Is that his leg on the machine?
>>703134885
no! it was caused by a joke that is old and only repeated by faggots that repeat what they have been fed and try to fit in. the dude never had a chance against those odds.
>>703130874
I think he's turning Japanese
I think he's turning Japanese
I really think so
>>703134237
gots tu wobbs
>>703134822
at last we got some new rekth
>>703134765
One hell of an abb work out
What is up with retards running across streets
>>703134882
>I know cars are coming, but I'm not going to look
>just walk fast and hope they can stop in icy conditions
>I'm too stupid to live
>>703126970
>>703135814
Honestly, I never thought it was a difficult thing to make it across the street without getting hit by a car, but then again, I have an IQ above 70.
>>703131801
Underrated reply
>>703134882
overkill
>>703128715
That's my fetish
>>703131877
It's part of their customs if he showed a shred of pain winced anything they'd have beaten him to death with big fuckin rocks.
>>703128934
Been dumped in rekt threads b4. Nothing too special
>>703136372
Good show on giving an intelligent response. +1 internet to you.
>>703134725
Are you new here?
>>703127825
story on this one. Work in a deli or some shit?
>>703136372
Think I'd take my chances with the rocks.
>>703128715
>>703135493
his head looks like a big toe
>>703126165
Definitely the sadism
>>703127825
>>703134703
There was an exchange of goods and services.
>>703135940
>I'm going to soak you in gas and then light it right next to me
>nothing can go wrong with this plan
>>703136928
paper shredder
>>703134756
Hey cool! A free hat
>>703128715
You fucking monster
>>703136990
Fuckin Jews.
>>703133276
Story? Also why are people just walking past the scene?
>>703137297
>>703137575
Because most people are scum.
>>703127647
This is exactly like the plot of Mason Verger in Hannibal Triology books. Except he ate his own nose in the books.
>>703134727
>man on the car with the dashcam
>flames on
>nope.jpg
>>703129984
Why aren't they euthanized
>>703137575
Asians, this shit is Chinese, if you interfiere over there you're responsible for the person. So no one gets involved. The dude doing this was retarded, he has since been dealt with, also the child lived some how.
>>703132298
Brazil?
>>703134703
fuck off faggot, you know the fucking story.
>>703137297
>>703137594
so how sore is breaking a bone?fortunatly it hasent happened to me before
>>703137297
>>703137594
>>703130874
Dawin award
>>703131645
stori pleas
>>703137057
whats the sauce for this jif
>>703134369
LMAO a monkey fighting a midget.
>>703138024
Bet the other niggers ate him with waffles.
>>703137976
Cheers.
>>703134727
My guess is the pump froze to the gas tank opening so she tried to heat it up to unfreeze it. Fuckin woman.
>>703137575
Fuck off and get your memes elsewhere you god damn content poaching nigger.
What does it fucking look like?
99% of the time someone asks for the story, they're working for another site poaching content or memes. Don't reply to these useless cunts, they're basically journalists too lazy to look for real content.
>>703134765
My dad did that, should have seen his head after the fact, the rope tore into him so much that he looked like a pez dispenser.
>>703138387
Did he seriously not keep running because he thought that glass door would save him?
>>703138544
Yes
>>703138501
Did your dad dieded?
>>703138444
Since they severed the spinal chord at the neck, would he have felt anything?
>>703134237
Niggers...
>>703134538
Is this shit for real?
>>703138742
He wouldn't have lived long enough to feel a thing, and its completely irrelevent, even if he did feel anything he wouldn't be alive long enough to suffer from it.
>>703130874
>>703138446
Waaa? I'm just a dude laying in bed browsing this shit while nursing a hangover. Get over yourself.
>>703127647
so weird, this is old as the internet and i was thinking about it on the bus today.
>>703138729
Only a little.
>>703132298
story? is this in syria or some shit, or fucking hood USA?
>>703134797
Stupid fucking slavs..
>>703132298
story? is this in syria or some shit, or fucking hood USA???
>>703138812
It's not even good CG you fucking spud
>>703138002
Imagine twisting your ankle pretty bad and someone sitting there trying to twist it back
>>703128138
>Spic land
>not even once
>>703138002
I've broken
>ulna twice
>bone in my hand
>tibia and fibula at the same time
everything was tolerable except the leg break, that was excruciating.
>>703135940
I'd say that... Backfired
>>703139252
>>703139195
sounds horrible,it better not happen to me
>>703130727
What am I looking at
>>703125179
Thats one muthafucka of an ingrown toenail.
>>703136879
>not into shitty loli
>must be new
>>703139289
I broke my leg, hand, foot and ribs.
My hand hurt the worst
>>703139252
what the fuck man.
sandniggers could have fucked that goat
>>703139289
shit,i assumed it would be all the same amount of pain,like a break is a break
>>703139581
God he's such a dipshit, I'm glad people called him out for know knowing what the fuck he was doing with that dog
>>703138964
Is that one guy or two?
>>703134279
story?
>>703134538
i have a non-stretched better res one you faggot
>>703139623
I waited 4 days before going to the hospital when I broke it, the pain was tolerable and it was Christmas so I was with family and didn't want to waste a day in the hospital. But 2 weeks after having the cast on it started killing me. Not sure why.
>>703139581
Really depends on what you break.
Ive broken my hand, foot, leg and ribs. My hand hurt the worst.
>>703139796
One guy
>>703139472
Why would you even try?
>>703134294
>Poor bastard!
Fuck that nigger he did it to himself
>>703138446
damn nigga u been drinkin the koolaid kek
>>703139033
Ends way too early
>>703140095
>>703139695
well all my other breaks left my body intact.
when I broke my leg, it was dangling, and I was on a trampoline and just kept bouncing. I was at school and my school was so shit that they called my parents to come pick me up instead of calling an ambulance. The break was so bad I had to miss 2 months of school, which was great. The day I got my cast off, I got home, had a seizure, back to the hospital, diagnosed with epilepsy!
>>703129184
Yup. Those cars were all driving in reverse.
>>703138501
damn thats fucked
>>703139897
It relieved pressure. When bones break the tissue around them swells and if a cast is on, it forms to the cast. When the cast is removed the swelling returns and blood flow is increased which adds pressure to the bone and tissue.
>>703139794
This really pisses me off though? Like, that dog was quite obviously excited.
>>703135543
not new at all
>>703139903
wel i hope il never find out
>>703127647
I thought this was a Keksimus maximus reaction.
>>703140319
Watch hip replacement surgery.
Its fucking hilarious.
>>703140289
And now quite obviously dead.
>>703139651
Story?
>>703140366
Assassin's Creed : White Flag
>>703139794
what a fucking shitty situation
>>703128715
fake
>>703140462
Look he enjoy's it his tail is wagging.
>>703140225
2 months off is pretty good though
>>703132298
Did he die?
>>703140668
Oh fuck that why????
Go to a doctor holy shit
>>703139651
wtf?
>>703139794
I don't get it. So if someone had knocked on their door that had a kid, they are going to open the door to someone with a dog that may not quite unexpectedly, but potentially chew the kid's face off? They aren't going to go through the trouble of putting the dog in the other room, or a temp kennel?
That dog looked like it meant business, it clearly had to have showed aggression for the dude to act the way he did. I have had many a dogs run up to me and their intentions are pretty straight forward. Of course the video shows visual, but no audio so there is no way to really know.
Many years back, a neighbor of mine had a pit (of all things), aggressive as hell on the other side of that fence. Well, that pit got out one day. Grabbed a hold of my leg while I was taking groceries in. Only thing I had to protect myself with was a pocket knife, and it did the job.
>>703139794
this shits just depressing
>>703134237
Did he just robbed her and grabbed her tit.
>>703128715
TOO FUCKING FAR
>>703140046
Stupid little shit didn't know what the fuck to do LMAO.
>>703141047
1.fake and gay story
2.you are the biggest try hard cuck on 4chan
>>703124253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
>>703140973
Niggers are always down to jump someone
>>703141193
Soundtrack:
https://www.google.com.br/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjczJbErYHPAhWI_R4KHTU1B1UQyCkIITAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSRwrg0db_zY&usg=AFQjCNG-5ReurpZBOX48tR_CEm4ACV4Nmg
m i the only one who refuses to watch that eye gouging video where he picks out his own eye? I've watched fucked up shit online for like 15 yrs but I just can't watch that one. Does he actually rip out his eye?
>>703140282
eh, could have been worse I can't say for sure but he wanted my mom to come over that night, I'm not sure if he wanted her to find him hanging or if he wanted to kill her first then hang himself. So could have been much worse.
>>703141219
Ok? You sure showed me.
>>703141390
Same here. Out of everything I've seen on here, that's the one and only thing that's made me actually shocked. Something about it just gets me bad.
>>703126165
It's entertaining. What do you want? Fucking moralfags.
>>703134822
"AND DON'T FORGET YOUR FUKIN' HAT!"
>>703131801
>>703138742
>>703138876
His eyes lock on to the sword in his face.
He is still alive at that point, in shock but still alive.
I seen it more with heads chopped of , they eyes will follow direction and look at things.
They seem to look at things moving then fade out in to a stare again.
>>703138149
hes faking it.
>>703141684
shit nigga what movie is this?
>>703140225
WOW dude thats some gr8 ass luck
>>703139410
That is sharp, btw the donkey still grasps at breath in the very end
>>703141684
fucking tackle him, you idiots
>>703128715
>>703125179
Don't ride a motorcycle with flip flops
>>703141219
The dog was lunging at him with what was clearly hostile intent, if it was any other person at the door they would've got mauled.
>>703130874
How did he die? His shirt got twisted, but I'm not seeing what exactly happened to him.
>>703124483
Fuck I am so glad I was circumcised as a baby
>>703141219
>boohoo muh animals
Kill yourself you underaged faggot
>>703142428
yes, its clear what the dog was thinking in the .3 seconds he was alive
mhm
yep
very clear
obviously
>>703128138
Wtf. Story?
>>703141715
Story???
>>703142715
They died.
>>703127825
I have fapped to this pic for 2000 moons now
>>703142463
Fucker got squeezed between two pipes, but yeah he had a heart attack when he saw what happened to his favorite shirt.
>>703142463
his spine got twisted too
>>703142664
Dog wasn't thinking anything other than lunge. Dog's don't really have complex thoughts man.
>>703141325
Not if they are winning
>>703140973
fucking chimps chimpin away again
>>703143031
Fuck that's one of the better ways they kill someone
>>703142715
existential crisis.
>>703131637
Love that whole story wish I could've joined them
>>703142822
okay so is this a bomb or a crane falling?
>>703143156
I'm never fucking going near any escalator or elevator if I ever have the misfortune of going to China
>>703143156
>>703142997
Of course. Its safer to just shoot the cunts
>>703143156
why cant the chinks make an escalator that doesnt eat babies?
>>703143404
Or an elevator that doesn't spaz out and kill someone
>>703143360
>>703134727
Lmao that dude peaced the fuck out
>>703142246
>donkey
are you being trolling?
>>703143433
i know its a rekt thread, but jesus man, take it down a notch
>>703134765
Haha I hope he's okay!
>>703135940
Dumb ass fucking nigger
>>703142664
You're an idiot. I sincerely hope for the sake of everyone in your community that you are never in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision that will end in the loss of life or limb, unless it is your own.
I kind of also hope you don't drive a car. At least stick to a little private plot so you don't get on the road with people who aren't mentally impaired, such as yourself.
>>703139863
>>703136990
Holy 6never seen that angle before
>>703133276
I fucking hate babies too.
>>703143543
No wtf is wrong with you dude, failed biology and English class.
>>703131982
>>703143859
hows it feel to be a faggot that get this upset over shit on b
>>703143341
them niggas know what's up
>>703144061
Imad ad-Din al-Isfahani, Saladin's chronicler, goes into lengthy and bizarre descriptions of the Frankish women taken captive from Jerusalem. I half-expected him to begin with "Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me..."
Women and children together totalled 8,000, and were quickly divided up amongst us, bringing smiles to Muslim faces at their lamentations. How many well-guarded women were profaned, how many queens were ruled, and nubile girls married, and noble women given away, and miserly women forced to give themselves, and women who'd been kept hidden stripped of their modesty, and proud women made ridiculous... precious women used for hard work, and pretty things put to the test, and virgins dishonored and proud women deflowered... untamed ones tamed, and happy ones made to weep!
>>703143433
Dude this is to brutal even for me
>>703134703
Nerve gas
