Waifu claiming thread. Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
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Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, POMF!
Claiming Felix
>>703103626
no voice for you to scream help :^)
>>703104081
chuuns get obligatory pomf
>>703104157
lel xD what a saikopath xD dess~
HEre
>>703104157
You why don't you respond to messages anymore? the fuck, is nuka cola that good?
Claimed
>>703104954
Good choice, catto is a best
Saber claim
>>703104157
Here's the bottomline of the issue Esdeath. You expressed your opinions and actions of your life on the internet. Now this wouldn't be an issue if you could JUST ACCEPT CRITICISM! The world isn't just going to accept that kind of behavior because the majority of people's morality IS HEAVILY AGAINST YOURS! If you can't take the judgement you brought ON YOURSELF you shouldn't be here. Period.
>>703104009
Less hope than trips guy
>>703101819
Not really lurking. Just either distracted or at work.
>>703104874
mandatory cc claim
>>703103417
ah ok,
yea i listen to music to listen to music, i try to listen to as much as i can so i can recognise whats "good" and whats "bad"
though a 6 y/o would say its all good because they don't know any different.
i knew a few people in spain, less than german and italy.
i'll get through it, i have for the past few years
>gotta go off in a min to get some sleep before the flight.
>i cant sleep on planes so i sleep before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3vJ5XyjGa8
>>703105105
Felix is a cute
>>703104874
Alright you filthy disgusting weeaboos, take your semen filled body pillows and suffocate yourselves with them
>>703105062
Oh well thanks man youre the real g
>best fox claim
>>703105194
why do you bother posting if you're at work?
Miho claimed
>>703104339
Mood can make you get sick. We have alot of leaks and part of the back room ceiling feel in. I can Also smell something over there. So 9/10 its that.
>>703105062
Fuck off.
Calamity-masu'd
>>703102143(Tsun Yun or You Know because I didn't pay attention)
They're gonna come in, and there were some other options but I didn't want to spend much
>all I know is that I can get some pretty valuable EX Full Arts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw
>>703105281
i don't have a body pillow
what do?
>>703105100
oh hi shino how are you?
>>703105159
I dont like criticism I guess ill never be happy or able to express myself
Would you hold me if I'm empty
Would you care if I was lost
Would you love me if I'm guilty
No matter for what cause
Would you use your knife against me
Would you cut me just to see
If I would go to heaven
Or if Hell is home for me
So welcome to my freakshow,
This is who I am
A part of me is empty,
In emptiness I stand
>>703105281
Nah
>>703105432
Slice your head off with those Anime CDs.
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>703105159
But there is still some.
>>703105558
>TFW just barely missed >>703105555
>>703105588
No anime cds either
>>703105062
Moogster
>>703105250
I havent had time to see the show sadly, all i know is that felix is a cute. What is it about?
>>703105324
Hello young man
>>703105530
come into the stream.
>>703105289
...I'm more concerned with your sudden loss of how to form a coherent sentence. Are you ok?
>>703105159
>>703105616
Am i allowed to help roll?
>>703105710
>Felix is a boy
>>703105710
Hello man of swords. How're you today?
>>703105818
Hey.
Best gurl is in the bread
>>703105830
>Ferris is a boy
>>703105919
korbo
>>703105919
She's been in the thread
>>703105830
>>703105920
Spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers
All of re zero is now ruined
>>703105818
I really dont know....
>>703105710
NEET named Natsuki Subaru is teleported to a different world, he can die, but only he remembers everything from what happened, he calls it "return by death". There are things, like checkpoints if you will, that will make him spawn somewhere else. First place he respawns is in front of a shop, next place is a mansion, and so on so forth.
It's pretty good, but some of the shit Subaru does is pretty cringy.
If you're gonna watch it, watch it for Rem
>>703106093
R u ok dude u seem to have lost a few brain cells
>>703105920
Japs say it like that because they can't pronounce Felix you tard
>>703105891
Hello mittens Shiro.
>>703106301
It's Ferris. Get with it.
>>703106189
I'd much rather watch it for Felix
>>703106260
Is this >Implying what I think it is?
Because I think it is implying that Galil is NOT best girl, which is simply preposterous.
>>703106301
Stop posting such lewd pics Felix!
Rin's mine
>>703105289
meanie
>>703106301
its canonically ferris
>>703106445
>pomfs the bote
>>703105710
mugster
>>703106260
This.
Mugi is best grill
>>703106445
That's a good image, I've always wondered why she has a box of peach juice on her head though. How are you today?
>>703105287
I tend to lurk more at work.
Though I post during the quiet times and when I get on break.
>>703106610
Preposterous is even conjuring the idea that Holo has an equal or a superior
>>703106458
Cool fam, I'm still gonna call him Felix
>>703106610
You're gonna be waiting until about episode 12 i think
>>703106722
See above
>>703105891
Good, just been doing some grinding in a few games today so its been slow. You?
>>703106189
So its not a game world, just a world with respawn mechanics? It sounds pretty rad.
Thats what ive heard. 2 people told me rem is a cute and to do it for the rem
>>703106722
I have been had, i thought you were my mugi.
Hows life treating you?
>>703106722
>pomfs the eyebrows
>>703106722
Nope.
>>703106445
>
>>703106994
Only respawn mechanics for Subaru
If you watch it you'd probably understand it better
>>703106086
Its whorebocaust you cunt
![Syndra [147].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8uDDdsN.jpg "Syndra [147].jpg"){kind=small}
>>703105818
If you want to lighten the load off yourself, yes.
>>703106985
>>703106301
>>703106189
>>703105250
Ferris-nyannyan
>>703106999
Big b0ss got dem trips
>>703106994
I'm fine, just got back from school. I think I'm going to listen to Paul's Boutique today.
>>703106830
Part of a joke from the VN. She runs out of hands, and there's ants getting on her juice, so protagonist places it on her head, and she seems pleased by this.
>>703107384
Can't say i do, but it seems to be something you want.
If this post ends in a 6, you must admit that your Waifu is silly and wears panties on her head.
>>703107576
?
>>703107551
Nice, nice. Would playing a VN be cheating on your waifu? Because I kinda want to play Rewrite.
>>703106934
>Isn't a gun
Immediately inferior, sorry.She's pretty top tier though
>>703106985
Fugg, really?
Why can't the cutest boi be in earlier?
>>703107208
The respawn must be powered by love, because Love is what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
>>703107395
Felix
>>703107576
Galil may be silly, but she does no such thing!
>>703107576
>where the hell is Homura
My waifu is silly and occasionally wears pa ties on her head.
>>703106720
FUCK BOY? U FUCK BOY? U LIKE TO FUCK BOI?
>>703106830
thats a nice picture. Why do you always complement a picture before criticizing it?
>>703106985
but i'm not gonna wait til episode 12
>>703106999
>trips rolled
>you successfully pomf the eyebrows
>>703107027
let me pomf you again~
>>703107384
i wanna lighten my load onto you~
>>703107551
can i pomf the cute bote?
>>703107576
my waifu is(n't) silly and I wears Mihos pantsu on her head
>>703107784
those are the moogs pantsu!
>>703107785
Nah.
It's only cheating if you fall for someone.
>>703107845
>>703107576
I embrace it.
>>703107861
AK74/Sig? Is that you?
>>703107965
10/10
>>703107845
OK, you're right.
Galil steals other girls' panties and wears them on her head.
>>703107861
Homura had paused time to steal Esdeath's panties. It didn't work so well, and she was knocked into next week.
>>703107981
Good job.
That's a good Kyoko.
Close enough.
>>703107882
No, they're Mizore's panties.
>>703107845
He's in another episode earlier on, but only for about a minute or so in total
And I honestly thought people were talking about the car company before i even heard someone say rezero because they were just saying Subaru with no context other than is stupid
>>703107208
Gotcha, ill have to catch up soon then
How has your day been today?
>>703107467
Rad, what year are you in?
Sounds good. I listened to that one album you left me with and it was pretty good. A bit slow for me, but good.
>>703107981
>pomfs the elitist
>>703108128
its akiko you newfag
>>703108164
mizore stole my pantsu and she wears them
![Syndra [188].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNgcDlY.jpg "Syndra [188].jpg")
>>703107551
I mean, it doest exacly have to be that, there are kther jobs available for it.
>>703108128
Nope
>>703108160
Nah. If anything Homu just wears Madokas panties on her head.
>>703108355
>mizore stole my pantsu and she wears them
Next level stalking, I like it.
>>703108186
>not realising the squiggle is cursive
>>703108186
My day has been good, but the almost hour long bus ride home I just had was not fun at all
>>703108186
The squiggle says "mugen"
>>703108431
That's what I was going to go with, but it seemed too predictable.
>>703108403
Not sure i follow what you meant there.
If you want me to roll for you though...
>>703108719
Its the only real answer though.
Stupid fucking ani mays
>>703109063
You don't say.
>>703107882
Because I didn't find anything not enjoyable about the image, I had nothing critique about it.
>>703107939
Okay.
You up to anything today?
>>703108186
Sophmore in high school.
Which album? I recommended Barter 6 and Trap Lord if I remember correctly.
>>703108488
>>703108635
I got that friendos, i meant it as it kinda takes away from the art to me
>>703108555
Thats good, is the bus ride always an hour to get home or was it just delayed today
>>703108355
That pic looks exactly like Sig
I miss him.
>>703108431
>Hello darkness my old friend
claimed
>>703109386
I remember them, there was one later on after we got to different genres, it was one you said changes some perspectives for you i think?
Did you get around to acid rap?
>>703109663
kys
>>703109401
It's normally about half an hour to 40 minutes long
>>703109665
Uh, yea I'm not too sure. What album was it?
I did not.
Freedom Gun claimed
>>703109386
Nope, not really. You?
>>703110369
>/waifu/, Upotte General
>>703109808
That doesnt seem to unreasonable. Why do you go so far out? For school or a job?
>>703110250
I didnt save it anywhere either so i cant bring it up. Oh well
I feel you, i have been slacking lately too. Whats the plan for the night?
>>703110885
Galil is jew gun, no offence
>>703111420
Well 16 is a perv and can't work for very long.
And I love Galil, no matter her nationality or religion.
>>703110841
I'm not too sure. Maybe some music.
>>703110897
Not much, maybe listen to some albums on my backlog. How about you?
>>703111420
Damn that filename.
>>703110897
For school
I'm a senior this year
I go to another town, because all this one has is an elementary school because it's so damn small
The town I live in is also basically dead as fuck because no one ever goes outside anymore
>>703111673
Shiro!
>>703110841
Butts
>>703111850
Kitty!
Rip that's a tinny town
Claimed.
If trips post lewd.
>>703112161
Gook
>>703112203
Disgusting.
>>703111673
Thats always a good way to spend the night. I used to do the same thing a lot in highschool
Right now im grinding in warframe. I gotta get this character to lvl 30 again
>>703111850
Senior year was great for me, i just hung out, ate snacks, and did whatever i wanted. Hopefully your senior year is just as good to you
That kinda sounds like my hometown, but we had some people go out a bit
>>703111644
She'll steal your shekels
>>703111673
You like it?
Stocking is back to cause some Anarchy!
>>703112076
You're really going to have to explain when that became my name...
>>703112501
But are you really?
>>703112501
Elitist
>>703112076
It's not really small, but the population is very spread out
>>703112350
I'm starting to make friends with people i stopped being friends with because we stopped talking
I only have three classes at the moment, about four or five in total if you count the three online classes I have
>>703112622
Reminder that Elitism is good.
>>703111850
I guess you could say the town is dead on the inside
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>703112597
As if I haven't before.
>>703112622
The word elitist is thrown around a lot these days.
ESPECIALLY BY YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS, THREADS WERE BETTER BEFORE.
>>703107576
>
>>703108719
Hey I was going to post that.
>>703112707
Fucksake Galil-chan
Why
>>703112394
>Can't even full auto
>Unreliable
>30 round magazines
>Ugly
>No folding stocks
Name one reason M16 is better than Galil.
>>703112203
Not trips, but should I post the grossest lewd I have of Fran?
>>703112501
Woo!
>>703112591
Loli boat butts
>>703112656
Still, no middle or highschool?
>>703112870
Not gonna lie. You have.
Well, Im off to work. Back in about whenever I can get time.
>>703112965
Only the elementary school
>felix-anon
>>703112501
>>703112960
I laughed at this for some reason.
>>703112965
Fran! Its been too long.
>>703113019
And I'd do it all again.
See you soon!
>>703113117
You again?
Eru Claim
I return from class!
>MY FUCKING SIGNATURE ASSIGNMENT
>WHICH IS WORTH LIKE 60% OF MY GRADE
>IS TO WATCH HOUSE
>AND COMMENT ON THE ACCURACY OR INACCURACY
I am absolutely delighted.
>>703112076
Fran! How are you?
>>703112394
It's okay.
>>703112501
Hey there.
>>703113230
That's a very nice assignment.
>>703112501
>
>>703108355
Hi evil clone Mugi.
>>703112707
Just like all of us!
>>703113046
Holy shit though
>>703113019
Hey Rory
>>703113218
So it has!
I'm now in college
>>703113302
I'm good! I got to pet a squirrel today
>>703112925
>can't even controlled bursts
>will steal your shekels
>no handle thing to carry it
>will not serve as good club if out of ammo
>not freedom rifle
>muh galilocaust
Sorry no thanks.
I think we got off on the wrong foot
>>703113218
Always, wont get rid of me that easily.
>>703112965
I can't stop you, but don't feel obliged.
I was no where near trips.
>>703112656
Thats awkward, but good to do for the long run. I had to do the same every year or so
That doesnt sound bad at all then. I had all of mine in the school and it felt so much longer
Akatsuki claimed
>>703113302
Hiiii! Great to see you again!
How are you today?
>>703113388
As cute as ever!
Hello there.
>>703113432
You are? Wow, how are you finding it?
>>703113492
There can only be one long haired cutie around here and it isn't you.
Maybe I have to tempt you with an offer I know you can't refuse..
>>703105588
Poor neets don't buy their anime, that's the reason it's getting worse.
Claiming related.
>>703113302
Mfw My prof basically told us "These signature assignments are basically bullshit, so watch House MD and write a paper about the accuracy of the episode."
He's a good man.
>>703113436
Moar Upotte posters?
Wew.
>Not cropping pics
kek
RUMSFELDT!
>>703113436
>No sexy variants
>Polymer
>Muh 'Nam
>Babby sized
>Can't let go of the trigger
Git gud
>No carry handle
>Can't club
Wot?
Its just bantz, I'm not for real here man
>>703113432
That's nice.
>>703113721
It is also great to see you again. I'm well enough, I think I may go for my run soon, that always makes me happy.
How about you?
>>703113951
He seems like a cool guy.
Well, besides that, how are you on this fine day?
>>703113750
Gonna have to second this.
Buy your damn anime, especially if you know it's good.
>>703113990
Kneesocks?
>>703114089
Glad to hear it! I hope you enjoy your run, the happier you are, the better~
I'm doing well thank you! Had a fairly relaxing day.
>that picture
She's just asking for a hug!
>>703113558
It is pretty terrible, so I won't
>>703113721
So far so good, we haven't done much yet
A bit spooked since the semesters here are about 2/3 the length of the normal ones with the same amount of content, but it is the best engineering school in area
>>703113951
Wait. Galil wasn't able to answer me this, how does gun girl anatomy work? Are they more gun or girl? Do they have organs like gun parts, or just machinery in them?
>>703114089
It was so FLUFFY!
>>703114383
I'd like to pet a squirrel I guess. Chipmunks are also nice.
>>703114362
Relaxing is nice.
>hugs
I accept hugs, and I shall give them too.
>>703114089
I'm great. Got some time to relax, tomorrow I have some stuff to do but nothing huge, and I don't have to get up early which is nice.
>>703114383
Its uh... not well explained in the anime. But for the most parts, the guns and the girls are essentially connected, when Eru jams, she usually gets a stomach ache, its a weird system and its probably really complicated, although I wouldn't mind taking a gun girl anatomy class if Eru was my partner ;3
>>703113721
Really? Go on, then.
>There can only be one long haired cutie around here and it isn't you
Don't be so silly, it's always me. There's room for you too, I guess.
>>703112922
I made this for you
>>703114383
God damn it nobody fucking knows stop over thinking it
>>703114362
Stocking! Plan on staying tonight huh?
>>703114772
>not waking up early
Nice. I get up at 5:30 AM.
>>703114901
Hey.
Megumin
>>703114575
It was pretty great, I hope I see him again sometime
>>703114772
I saw that part. I only watched the first episode though. Does this mean there is mechanical parts in them?
Do they eat?
>>703114847
Not till I get to he bottom of this
>>703114988
I can't get up at 5:30AM unless I REALLY have to, it'll kill me otherwise.
>>703115089
They eat, so I assume its mostly human bits, but its connected to the gun in a way, like when Eru's mag falls out, it's probably like she's gonna throw up, or when her firing pin breaks.
>She gets sent back to the manufacturer a lot
>So I assume thats like a gungril hospital
>>703114021
>galil
Gaskämmer nao
Hi everyone!
>>703115248
If she's sent back a lot then shes defective
>>703114383
Yeah, it's fairly easy at first. Hope you enjoy it!
Ah, well at least you know you're going to do well there then.
>>703114575
I couldn't say no!
>hugs
>>703114782
Now you're being silly. Not uncommon.
Oh, you're going to make me say it in public?
>>703114901
Hi hi! I am, I plan to actually talk for a little tonight. Its good to see you.
I really wanted to stay the other day but I was drinking and that just spells bad news.
>>703115006
An excellent claim.
>>703115343
Hi there!
>>703115343
Shino looks like my raifu
>>703104874
Good evening.
>>703115431
How are you doing tonight????
>>703115441
Who is your waifu? like mp5 or something?
>>703115248
It's not easy to do so, but I manage to pull myself out of bed usually.
>>703115431
That's a cute gif. Stocking is cute.
Here's an explosive hug.
>>703115498
It is a good evening.
>>703115682
Yup. Hopefully shino isn't jewish...
>>703115293
Otvali ya ne govoryu vash skvernosloviye vy pizda
>>703115441
>Submachine gun raifu
Pedo
>>703115682
Nigga you retarded as fuck
>>703114988
Ayyo
>>703115431
I could understand, I get depressing when I get, its better just to avoid confrontation when emotions arent in check
And its very good to see you as well! Its been a long time
>>703115006
I want to explode together with Megumin
>>703115379
SHES SPECIAL. SHE REQUIRES A LOT OF CARE.
SHE'S A GOOD GUN
SHE'S JUST A BAD RIFLE.
>>703115707
Its hard for me to get out of bed before 6AM even if I go to bed early.
>>703115838
wot?
>>703115838
MP5 is good in CQC and is very light. The SWAT usually use my raifu
>>703115989
Just don't let her blowup in your face
>H&K MP5
>>703115898
Don't we all.
>>703115893
How are you today?
>>703115989
Only reason I'd wake up earlier than 5:30 AM would to run in the morning, which isn't a horrible idea. I think I'd want to wake up at like 4 AM though.
>>703116010
autist
>>703115989
I get up at 5 every morning and go to sleep between 11 and 1.
Step the fuck up Dr.L
>>703116010
I don't understand what that means
>>703116149
Micro Galil is better in CQC
But I still like MP5
>TFW no MP5/10 with wood furniture
>>703115248
It would have to be. Do they poop? Is there a restroom there?
The "age" is based on what type of gun, elementary schoolers are pistols, middle schoolers are assault rifles, and high schoolers bigger rifles, right?
>>703115343
Fucking scrub
>>703115431
I will
>>703115498
It was till you got here
Best raifu imo
>>703116307
Why am i fucking retarded
>>703116339
Suck my fucking cock fag
>>703115682
I'm doing unusually well! Yourself?
>>703115707
No fair! I can't beat explosive hugs!
>>703115893
Yeah, I guess it depends for me. Either way, staying wouldn't be a good idea.
Its been too long though, I hope you've been well!
>>703116339
I have no doubt.
You have my best wishes!
>>703115431
Awww. So, you're too ashamed to admit it? That's a little bit saddening, and very silly of you, if I may say so.
I'm interested now~
>>703116521
It's the meaning behind a hug, not if they're explosive or not.
>>703116192
>Don't we all
I don't
>>703116431
mfw this is real
>>703116530
Vigil
>>703116740
Anon.
