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>>703084753
post more g/fur
Don't let this thread die!
>>703085777
Checkd
Also, post moar of that
>>703084753
OP you gotta dump too if you want the thread to live
>>703086136
I'm actually dumping my s/fur bud
one sec
Gotta luv G/fur
>>703087491
Sauce?
(Sorry no g/fur, enjoy the dildo)
I hate myself that the only thing that can get me hard is animals, mostly dogs and mares.
>>703087717
Welcome to the Zoophile club
PS canine dicks are the best
>>703087950
Canine dicks and butts absolutely drive me nuts
>>703088103
Gonna buy BD w/ knot
Fucking lovely
i am a disgusting human being.
>>703089604
That's my way of thinking
Fair enough
Anyone got the source for this?
>>703090546
Do any other people come here anymore?
>>703091190
At night, yes.
>>703086136
Hot
>>703091443
Oh nice, so how is life?
>>703084753
how many people are in this one?
>>703091580
Been busy with work. That and WoW are taking up all my time.
>>703091921
Going through my second year in university. Trying to figure out if I can handle a part time job with school.
>>703084753
w-what is this
>>703092131
i;m a third year myself, and it really depends on your schedule and how well you manage your time
>>703092206
Are you asking about the toy, or link?
That's discord inv link. Harmless, I swear. You may find lots of yiff there :3
Word of a furry
>>703092703
Is this discord active?
>>703092131
What he said >>703092533
>>703092703
Dude I was reading that comic right now and then I come back to this thread and see this, thats awesome.
>>703084753
I saw a comic where some guy brings home a dude from the bar for him and his wife. Sorry kinda vague does anybody know the name?
>>703089573
Sauce?
>>703096484
Its down righ now, but search h0rs3 on e621 when you get a chance, you will be very happy
>>703096975
Thanks
>>703093502
>>703092703
holy shit the deep dark and this character are still going on
anyone remember the artist name or got any gallery links
>>703091190
snarf has made several personas that he uses to pretend that are others in the thread. i am one of them
>>703097422
redrusker
>>703097566
>tripfag detected
>>703097566
Kitty, I saw Bananders' penis.
>>703097830
whoa!
>>703091669
>>703091756
>>703091853
what game is this and where can i get it?
>>703097924
No penis for you.
>>703098257
i cri 10000 tear
>>703098376
I should go mow the lawn, but I don't want to.
>>703098075
Its from Yiffalicious, a free downloadable game.
People make animations and you can download them and play with them
>>703098376
You can see it too if you just ask, I mean I know you better than Snarf :P
>>703098571
buy a goat to mow lawn
>>703098758
nope too late i cri
>>703098959
Hello.
>>703098959
Heya
>>703098861
Aww *petpet
>>703099074
how are u doing m8?
>>703098861
But what about minicows?
>>703098720
thanks, this one's for you
>>703099150
cricri
>>703099298
cows smell
>>703099475
petpetpet
>>703099464
mmmm thanks :)
>>703099615
>:CCCCCCCCCCCC
>>703099243
Being lazy.
>>703099475
So do goats.
And don't do it, he's Swedish. Like the fish...
>>703099862
:c ....................... *p.... pet
>>703099243
>>703098959
moar suuuits
the depth of this conversation is absolutely stunning
>>703099922
>>703099922
not as bad as cow
i dont like those candy
>>703100091
<3 jk
>>703099922
that would be accurate
post moar swordz
>>703100186
Ohh, yayy! *hard snuggles <3
Why would you even bother to read it lol
>>703099922
He knew that before you my friend :P
morbid curiosity?
by the way that sword is 2.15 meters long
I am feeling really very emasculated looking at it
>>703100186
Then you won't like Bananders, his dick is made out of them.
>>703100270
I would care more if we had an actual lawn, and not a few patches of grass and weeds. Plus, I'm hungry, and a hungry Snarf is a lazy Snarf.
im assuming that its a claymore
>>703084753
Nyah ~ :3
I'm not sure what it technically is. It was apparently owned by a pirate named Piers Gerlofs Donia who must've been a fucking mountain of man.
But even your massive zweihander only goes up to, like, 1.8m
>>703100697
grodyyyyyy
>>703100435
so your pene is made out of gummy fish?
>>703100771
It's not. It honestly might be a commissioned piece for showing off.
that is far to large, he must have had it for shits and giggles.
>>703101222
ty chet, i realized it when I went looking for pics of claymores
>>703101222
It's apparently at a museum. I could believe it's faked by the museum or something but it's certainly not a commission piece.
>>703101250
I need to buy a sword.
>tomorrow I'll have worked for two weeks and I'm only getting paid for the first week
what the fuck is going on at payroll I'm very mad
>>703101195
Yes it is. It's green too. How about yours?
>>703101222
Are you the guy that was talking about bagged milk with me?
>>703101565
mine is made from tortillas
>>703101250
>his grip
>mail is his only armor
>he obviously doesnt know how to use that sword
>bought one of those things made to be as thick as human skin and bone
>cutting it up in his backyard
>>703101885
>he's having WAY MORE FUN than you
>>703101851
hey baby
>>703101384
swords are meh
you must have started half way through the payroll time schedule
>>703101851
mornin
>>703101854
Sounds spicy
>>703102043
so what the fuck's going on am I gonna get paid for this week and the next week...next week? Am I not getting paid again for another two weeks and will I then get paid for three? Or is this just sticking me in some perpetual limbo bullshit
I'm not tryna hear it temple
>>703102389
thingken of swords
>>703101382
Nomenclature for weapons seems like a huge pain but I would have thought it'd need to be smaller, have that distinctive hilt design, and to have been specifically Scottish. Though I've been led to believe a lot of the blades for Scottish claymores were actually made in Germany, funnily enough.
The original owner of that one may have had it specially made just so he can show it off. I find it difficult to see him actually wanting to use it over something a more traditional size.
>>703101572
Yes. Your milk-baggies still make me uneasy.
>>703101250
>>703101885
The armour bugs me too. If he was hit by a weapon it'd fuck him up still.
>>703102528
>I find it difficult to see him actually wanting to use it over something a more traditional size.
If the story's true and it belonged to a famous Frisian pirate, he 100% bought it to intimidate people
>>703102212
on what days are you paid, and when did you start?
>>703102389
programming
RIP me
you?
>>703102528
I know nothing of european swords
he would wear more armor though for sure if he was going into a fight.
>>703102766
every two fridays
started last week
>>703102860
are you being paid tomorrow?
>>703102981
yes, but just for last week, not for this week
>>703102159
if you put sauce on it then yes it is
jesus christ dude hillary sounds like hell
>>703102766
I really don't want to make a "glorious Nippon steel" joke right now because they've been done to death.
You'd hope so.
>>703102510
Any reason why?
>>703102766
I'm just playing WoW and living the stereotype life. Got me some mtn dew and doritos
>>703103348
someone mentioned them above
I googled swords to post
now I want a sword
I also want to go on a crusade and retake constantinople
>>703103462
Just get a bayonet and an old timey rifle
>>703102002
My dick is hard so he probably isnt
>>703102528
doesnt matter if its a rusty scimitar, mail does its job but it works better as supplemental armor
>>703103095
Sure, I'll handle the sauce buddy ;3
>>703092703
I've fapped to this so many times. I love ruskers emphasis on knotting
>>703103545
I can put a bayonet on my ar ffs, but I don't want that. I want a SWORD.
>>703103642
are you always having fun when your dick is hard? Sometimes my dick is hard and I'm bored af
>>703103018
that makes no sense, talk to your manager about it
>>703103345
i dont really know much about swords in general, I do enjoy dress Rapier swords though
he would no doubt
>>703103402
there are far more better things to eat while playing vidja, why would you subject yourself to such torture?
>>703103659
wew
>>703103819
fapfapfapfap
>>703103734
I might do, it's confusing me. I might also just wait until my next paycheck to see if it makes sense.
>>703103701
So you want to spend like a hundred bucks on a slab of metal that is almost guaranteed to be worthless in actual combat
I have like 7 swords from when I was an edgy teenager
and one combat machete that is an actual weapon.
>>703103734
BECAUSE I REVEL IN MY SUFFERING
>>703103642
It would matter since you're still going to get broken bones and bleeding from being whacked hard with any kind of metal stick. He'll want something cosy and padded underneath.
>>703103734
I know just a bit but that's enough to be triggered by movies and video games.
>>703103964
dont, ask the manager next time you see them, dont be a lazy cunt
>>703104135
you sicko, go make peanut butter and honey sandwiches you spaz
what class are you?
>>703104135
>So you want to spend like a hundred bucks on a slab of metal that is almost guaranteed to be worthless in actual combat
Precisely correct, yes.
I was considering buying the gladius-shaped machete that cold steel makes which is like 40 bucks or something. I get hard for gladii
>>703104262
It's not about laziness, it's about not wanting to complain about something that'll sort itself out soon. I don't want to look like a whiner.
>>703104260
triggered because muh nippon stuff?
A high school freshman girl in Texas shot up her school. She injured two people and killed herself.
Once again, men are better at EVERYTHING.
>>703087715
I've always looked at that particular one. Is it any good?
>>703087715
Its pretty awesome, I've only tried it once as my bf keeps me satisfied.
I can't take the knot yet so I didn't get to fully experience it just yet.
From what i've tried, I would recommend it
>>703105025
>>703104811
Tagged the wrong post, oops!
>>703104367
Well yeah that does bother me in Japanese stuff because of all the over-hyping and romanticisation of the samurai class and katanas. But I was talking about just the way Hollywood depicts battles and fights in antiquity, the medieval period, etc.
>>703104359
Bored?
Great now I'm questioning my sexuality thanks /b/
katanas are pretty neat for unarmored targets though so in case anyone wants to commit a mass slashing or something you might as well go with grorious nippon
>>703085777
Source
>>703105143
just got done studying
and now i'm board
Shit it's Friday already, what the fuck. It was just Monday
today is thursday my dude
He lives in cuckden
Not here. Friday came 20 minutes ago
>>703105025
>>703105090
Thanks for the info anon! :D
where did the porn go
e621.net
here you go
>>703105990
You should also check the ones in the inventory and the flops as they have quite good prices on them for the little imperfection (s) that there are.
Here is the small imperfection on mine, which got me 20$ off
demos that is disgusting please stop
>>703105318
> "board"
I know what you're trying to do.
demos can do what he wants
Can ≠should
>>703106615
oh do you now
demos does what he wants*
So much Out of Placers avatars in here
>>703107038
what's with the caps
>out of placers
what
>>703106780
Yes. I'm not that stupid.
>>703091210
sauce?
>>703107227
I should have seen this coming from the man of science...
>>703107484
it's not in the image or anything obviously
>>703107146
>>703107192
Out of Placers is the name of the comic by artist Valsalia that someone in this thread was cropping images from to use as their avatar.
>>703104262
Priest, now and always
>>703105277
They also dull way too easily and would be worthless in a spree
>>703086576
Any more incest?
>>703107038
It's just me I think
>>703107775
oh
the thing nef uses
gotcha
>>703107775
oh it's nef's shitty avatar
>>703107824
my logic behind using one for a spree killing, given that your targets aren't armored, is that it'd just be easier to swing relatively fast
>>703107517
Do I need to be one to know your schemes?
>>703108031
i have no one else to study them.
>>703107980
Which works against it, because once it dulls it's gonna be too light to do anything. It would just be a weak metal stick. Swords dull super easy, especially shitty katanas and wakizashis and shit
A working blade like a machete would work better, as you can see by crime in London.
>>703108370
how many kids do you think you'd need to slash before the blade was useless though, realistically?
>>703107575
Holy shit, I'm retarded..
>>703108769
correct
> katanas are inherently lighter/quicker
I guess it was inevitable.
>>703108195
That doesn't really answer my question.
>>703108499
A spree killing requires a minimum of two deaths in multiple locations. I think a mass murder would be more accurate here, which means you'd need to kill 4 - kill, not wound.
If you weren't careful with your cuts you'd dull the edge within 2 people. I cannot stress enough how shitty katanas are.
>>703108932
They are usually lighter than other swords of the same length. Whether or not they're quicker is irrelevant because they're shit swords.
>>703108932
does too
>>703108932
You're allowed to just tell me why I'm wrong instead of being a passive aggressive shit sweetheart
>>703109091
I am clearly not an expert but I still find that number kinda dubious. I'd almost want to see data just on katana use in a controlled environment to affirm it—not by number of people since that doesn't make quite as much sense, just number of cuts or something.
>>703109265
Well I assume you're a retard swinging a sword around and not a skilled swordsman.
The way you cut matters a lot, not to mention bone and other shit that gets in the way.
Also for the record a wakizashi - a shorter sword - would be better than a katana. Katanas are generally hand-and-a-half or two hand swords.
>>703109816
ok that level of weeb distinction between types of jap swords is beside the point but sure
I'm sure there's an unscientific way to have a retard flail around with a sword and measure the point at which it no longer becomes viable but I'm certain it'd be more than two kills worth of a spree killing or mass murder. The limiting reagent there, I would think, would just be your ability to get to people much more than the weapon itself
bye girls
The end
>I'm sure there's an unscientific way to have a retard flail around with a sword and measure the point at which it no longer becomes viable
what is:
strength of materials
the entire field of metallurgical studies
dynamics
statics
>>703110174
No, people are dumbfucks. You'd be able to go berserk in a group and half of them wouldn't even notice.
Ever see footage of a machete attack? It's hard to kill someone with a sharp stick. Blood loss or infection is more likely than a quick kill.
Your gladius fetish would be better here.
>>703109091
They are not. They are of equivalent weight or lighter because of European designs having wider fullers, being thinner and having greater distal tapers. I don't have my book to cite but there is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsYbRom3h7U
Would be better if he had more examples.
>>703109265
Hypocrite.
>>703109122
Hmm. Not really.
>>703110686
well then
the answer is yes.
>>703110642
dat comic doe
>>703110686
Guess who's drinking a nice glass of bagged milk?
>>703091139
fuzzamorous?
>>703110804
Better. I don't know why you believe that but whatever. I will leave you to your boardom.
>>703110890
Ew. I'm definitely leaving now.
>>703110890
Disgusting.
>>703110890
okay u furfags have gone too far this time
>>703111432
ugh
LAME.
u r
lame
get rekt
>>703106326
Where
HMP.
>>703112323
>>703112447
Wow. I thought that was it but it looked way too insignificant for me to mark it as such. $20? Holy shit
>>703112612
Yeah they are not light on the quality, they check them very carefully
Rip thread, was fun
WE WILL HIT IMAGE LIMIT
le ebin lmaoh last
I'm surprised this thread is still going.
There should be a new one goddammit!
Then make one.
But. But. But. I'll try and do it the way I've seen all these years.
hmpph yourself
I just said something random and had a furry OP pic
>>703116440
post the thread?
>>703087491
roanoak critical success
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/905235/4dda9580ca/
>>703085815
sauce pls
>>703117847
Thanks :D
>>703110686
>Hypocrite
I tell people directly when they're being stupid, you limey shitstain
what do you sad bastards think about the yiffalicious program?
>>703118484
hes technically not a limey
>>703118343
no, problemo mate
>>703118654
thought he lived near london
what is he a paki?
>>703118706
no, now quit being a mong
>>703118805
Well what is he?
>>703118865
Hes Polish
>>703118986
oh
well now I don't want to insult him, I like poland
>>703119091
how did you not know this?
youre incredibly quick to judge
>>703119236
Chet never talks to me, and he started off our one interaction by being a passive aggressive fuckwit. The only thing I knew about him is that he lives near london. There's lots of pakis in london.
>>703119362
you are being an imbecile
When is this thread going to fucking end
>>703119534
the paki thing was a joke, kaldis, you clearly do not hang out on /int/
>>703119621
i do not believe this changes much
explain
>>703119893
1. lots of pakis (and other south asians) in london
2. pakis and co. generally seen as an invasive culture in europe/britain for obvious reasons
3. ergo, calling someone a paki is not very flattering either to the individual or to their country (since I obviously thought he was british)
this isn't very funny if I have to explain it but it's common sense elsewhere
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