Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Drink bleach.
Mornings suck edition
Oh I was just back from dinner.
>>703080319
Hello someone.
>>703080665
Hello Master. How's your day been?
still here
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703080809
Not that great, i think i got a cold.
Slept for most of the day.
How did you sleep slave?
Calamity-masu'd
Art is no fun
>>703080937
Took me a while to sleep, but fairly well once i did.
Sorry about the cold. That sucks.
>>703079941
Woah, I never knew you had a brother!
>>703080012
Ah yeah I feel you, you enjoy your major and shit?
>>703081616
He's joking.
I only have an older sister.
>>703081616
Oh yeah, I love it, I just wish my first year wasn't plagued with the core bullshit classes ya know?
Esther <3
>>703081787
I have been in drag your many many years
I love you
>>703081787
kek, I know nigga don't worry
You like your sister?
>>703081801
No I don't know, which?
>>703082099
Is this a confession!?
>>703082128
>You like your sister?
When you put this type of questions, that's when you know you watched too much incest hentai.
>Play Metroid Prime Federation Force
>Mission: Destroy the research site responsible for creating dangerous lifeforms
>Realise I'm not Samus and can't morphball and bomb my way outa this
Fuck
>>703082099
So you've had two kids while being a male crossdresser? Pretty impressive.
>>703082128
I do now. Back when we were younger I hated her.
>>703082128
I mostly wanted to go to this college because I assumed all my classes would be about the network security/administration aspect and not throwing in a random ass math class, or a random ass English class, or a speech class, or a science class. But all my classes are good, I just wish I could get to my goal faster. I love my speech class though, the prof is cool, and my anatomy class is fun and interesting!
>My English teacher doesn't mind if I read manga in class unless he's lecturing and as long as I'm passing.
>>703082343
SHIET!
>>703082128
All i do is open up to thread.
>>703082348
My husband is actually the one who birthed the children. I love progress.
>>703082315
>too much
>too much
There is never enough incest hentai.
>>703082348
Is there a big difference between you dudes? My bros are like 10 years younger than me so I never got to know them, but most other people with siblings tell me that it's impossible not to hate your sister.
>>703082476
Kek, that sounds like a chill teacher.
But those classes are somewhat necessary to your major, maybe some aren't, but the information is useful to have and might come in handy at some point.
I'm doing Economics and I have to take four philosophy classes and five English classes. That and arabic for some fucking reason, spent my entire life dodging that subject and now it's come back to bite me.
>>703082594
And the divorce went well?
>>703082778
7 years.
My waifu on the right.
>>703082594
You'd make a great husband mother father sister whatever.
Sorry guys pizza came and mobile has been a bitch on me
Whats everyone up to?
>>703082655
High quality waifu
Even if she is a tiddy monster
>>703083218
>>703082899
It turns out a relationship built upon lies was doomed from the start. Who knew?
That's why i don't want to lie to you anymore.~
You're closer to me now, lets get together and have some fun.
>>703082969
i see her
>>703083091
I love living in the south
.
>>703083355
>>703082348
You can steal as many kids as you want, remember that.
>>703082778
I have to take a sociology class too like Psychology, and yeah I could tie them all back to my major, communications being VERY important because I need to explain things well.
Hello
>>703082476
>be me
>see a glas cube with a metroid in it
>shitidea.png
>shot the cage
>Metroid floats out
>try to shoot it
>no effect
>fuckmesideways
>scroll through my AUX ammunition
>find freezeshot
>Metroid charges at me
I did it... I freezed it and killed it... I'm not going to open up the other ones though.
>>703083409
Happy chen?
>>703083337
>eyes still hurt from last time
im already giving you this one qt
already done with work? or you still need to go?
>>703083571
hey
hows life
>>703083475
It's not too late
>>703083638
Wew
>Be me
>Se a Glas outside
>Shoot him with Mac-11
Feels gud
>That thing is a fuckin sniper smg
>>703080650
>Most importantly: Drink bleach.
rood
>>703083683
I'm fine, how are you?
>>703083270
Don't call her a monster, she is perfection!
>>703080650
Ok, time for shots!
>>703083791
Hey r00dby
>>703083727
Yuuko
>>703083683
Senpai
>>703083683
done for the day. also next week is gonna be my last week working with this clown
I'm back folks and claiming Taiga~
>>703084118
yo!
>>703084220
YES
nice job man, i knew you could do it
that actually makes me happy as fuck.
>>703084118
Hello fran.
Terrible timing. I was just about to leave for work.
You are wonderful.
Sorry for annoying you today texas. See ya later
>>703084574
PLEASE DONT DIE
>>703083218
give me a slice?
>>703084369
Hello ^^
How goes it?
>>703084369
Good to see you
>>703084527
Anything on your end?
More speeches?
>>703083638
I'm sure you can hit the next one also if you are prepared
>>703084574
Oh well, see ya
>>703084675
PLEASE DON'T ASK HIM FOR PIZZA
>>703084031
no u
>>703084675
yea sure, it was pretty great
it was with ham and cheese and baked in a stone oven
>>703084742
i have been home for about 4 hours now
>>703084849
hm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76QSDiO3nPY
I tried drawing
He is Armani
>fuck my life
Rem
>>703082315
Sisters are scary to be honest.
Especially since I have the bad habbit of biting my nails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPwbvehs0jM
>>703084527
I hope that having peaceful days and meeting a lot of people will make things better for me. I'll have long drives for now but it's ok as long as I have my music
>>703085192
Pleease don't bite her nails.
>>703084088
>>703085120
Again. Great waifu. Just tiddy monster.
>>703084574
Eh, I was taking a shower. Have a good day at work.
>>703083787
Nice one
>be me
>activate self destruction
>all metroids are outside now
>killing pirates and everything else alike
>fight my way through
>I have no more freeze shots
Someone help
>>703084742
I don't have anymore freeze shots....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4qMm1uU5Ek
>get home from school
>mom is dad home?
>yes he is getting worse you know his diabetes and its your fault you and your brother push him to hard you are killing your parents
>ok mom
>>703084703
Pretty gooood, what about you?
>>703084742
Good to see you too qt Fran~ How are you?
>>703085317
im sure it will. what made you decide to do all this?
i mean call your new job and quit the old one?
pretty ballsy
>your music
yea i remember that
>>703085649
what a nice welcome, sorry man
how was school?
>>703084920
Don't you argue with me boi
>>703085649
I'm surprised they still didn't kill themselves with a son like you
Anime is real, right?
>>703084849
he meant like food
>>703084920
that does sound good
>>703085926
REEEEeEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M3uQM41Wl0
>>703085548
Oh shit!
>>703085707
I'm good, I saw a pretty tame squirrel on the way back from class. Sat and ate a granola bar. I got to pet him!
>>703085942
Yes
>>703085707
Great, I've gotta start getting ready for class though ^^
>>703085548
Kek
>Be me
>Toss gas grenade
>Shout: "GAS TEH JEWS!"
>Detonate
>Kill 3 enemies
Wew.
>>703085926
>
>>703085926
they produced me to be how I am so thiers that
>>703085746
school was k im still steamed about being tall meat a literal autist today he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy
>>703086001
i can give you pizza
>>703086193
Use punctuation you flaming psychopath.
>>703085649
it's not your fault my friend. Did you see the girl today?
>>703085746
I realized how bad it would be in the next months and I didn't want any of it. I'm not sure how to tell my parents I've downgraded jobs they'll be disappointed..
>>703086090
How cute and lucky!!!
>>703086117
Aw, that's sad, better be prepared!
>>703086001
yea it was pretty nice
although having dinner at 9pm is kinda weird
but cant complain
>>703086193
wow, did you get another puppet so quick?
what did he follow you around for though?
>>703086435
nah man its better for you, they will be proud you took a big step in your life
i wonder, how did your boss respond?
>>703086341
the food?
>>703086566
yeah sounds pretty good. i could go for hamburgers
>>703086642
food
>>703086193
>he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy
But that's pretty much the opposite of what you're into, isn't it?
>>703086193
Someone followed you around?
>>703086431
Read this, esdeath, and it is met, not meat. Meat is food.
>>703086559
I hope I see that qt lil fella again
>>703086566
Well, what did you have for dinner?
>>703086642
isnt it still morning for you?
a bit early for burgers right?
oh wait you are an amerifat you cant help it
>>703086762
Esdese is a fucking sociopath.
>>703086559
Yeah, class is fun though, Anatomy!
I'm heading out now, gotta go to class and do college stuff.
>Later ^^
Acually, nevermind.
Good night
>>703086796
>>703084920
>yea sure, it was pretty great
>it was with ham and cheese and baked in a stone oven
>>703086888
Tired Trips. Have a good night, jerk.
>>703086566
I'll tell him at the beginning of next week .Unless he makes plans for longer ahead then I'll tell him right away
>>703086431
why only grammar nazis care get over it im not here to write an essay
>>703086435
no tomorrow I do im gunna sit with her tehehe
>>703086566
I said hi and he starts going off about what he likes and that he is slightly autistic and then hes like come get a pizza with me ah christ I think ok sure I say he seems like he will be fun to play with
>>703086762
with girls I like being dominated with guys and undesirables I love being in a position of power lording over some autistic kid feels good man
>>703086796
yeah some autistic loner ill pretend to be friends with him to use him most likely
>>703086817
I am aware.
>>703086796
I will even hope for you as well!
>>703086835
Later cutipie!
>>703087025
Because it makes your crazy easier to follow.
I hope you enjoy being misunderstood you fucking crazy ass faggot.
>>703086906
I want that now, can you make it for me?
>>703087025
But how could you use him?
>>703086760
free?
>>703086805
12 so no its fine
>>703087012
oh when you tell him to quit its just done immedeatly? that is pretty cool, i needed to end my monthly shift
So now you got a weekend to chill out with friends and make plans for a new life
you must be excited
>>703087025
hah sounds like a nice guy tbh
you shouldnt just toss everyone aside, they might actually be good irl friends
>>703087368
not really, i have no stone stove
sorry you probably need to to Italy if you want it
>>703087386
i was joking, are you gonna get some?
fast food or some fancy burger bar?
>>703087025
Good times ahead. Should be a fun day
>>703087648
No I start on the 20th so it will give him a week to look for a new rookie. Or fire me right away I don't really care at this point
Heh, I realise now that the Space Pirates must be extremely salty
>be me
>play single player, only me and three drones
>realize the space pirates must recognize me the whole time
>after all my Mech has a Pink Paint Job called Little Piggy
>Several of their facilities and operations were destroyed by one pink piggy Mech
Maximum Salt
>>703087239
why do you hate me? aren't you the first tomoko, who was nice to me and I have on steam.
>>703087368
It makes me look good and makes me feel higher up. also makes me look social so the girls like me. Its fun as shit aswell
>>703087648
he said savage, nigga and bless. All those words make me hate him.
>as a side not he isnt as cool as you
>>703087829
I hope so maybe she got taller
>>703087829
oh okay i misunderstood then, damn you changed pretty quick
should be a fun talk with the guy eh?
>>703087981
>savage, nigga and bless
toss that guy of the earth
and thanks man, makes me happy
>>703087981
First? Yes.
The one you have on steam? Probably not.
Only person in these threads I have on steam is Ruri.
And I hate you because you are bat shit insane and don't realize it. Even tho the entire thread has been spelling it out to you, you just turn a blind eye and refuse to accept it.
You are a sociopath. Psychotic. And will probably turn into a serial killer in your later years.
>>703087648
dont have any money so neither.
>>703087981
Probably not. But I'm sure you'll get used to it
>>703088133
He's probably gonna be pissed because he will have to look for a new guy but that's pretty much it. Normally I wouldn't quit because I wouldn't want to disappoint him but this time it's nothing compared to the weight it will take off my shoulders
>>703088133
<3
>>703088249
I can be nice and my therapist says im not a psychopath. he told me when I asked him my dude
>no one ever points out what makes me crazy.
>>703088655
hopefully. so how are you man?
>>703087025
>yeah some autistic loner ill pretend to be friends with him to use him most likely
>he will be fun to play with
>>703086193
>he seems very usable fallowed me around like a puppy
>>703088764
>my therapist says im not a psychopath
This is just in this thread.
You are a sociopath. And here's just a basic hint: If you need to see a mental shrink, you are not mentally well.
>>703088464
oh thats annoying. do you have ingredients to make your own?
i could maybe send some? with the internetz
>>703088655
yea thats the fun, he will be mad but got nothing to be mad about. you got the upper hand.
yea i bet, im sure you will feel a lot better and you will be able to express that
>>703088764
you up to anyhting dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5oEdTBkW0
>>703088764
I'm anxious about what's ahead of me but it should be alright I think. How was your day?
>>703089306
yeah I hope
>>703089306
i dont send some please
inb4 more of Esdese mental gymnastics.
>>703089110
why is using people to your advantage bad? is that not normal?
>pic related with alot of you people sometimes
>>703089306
just watching youtube for now, might play fallout
>>703089552
thats good it was ok nothing special.
>im hungry
>>703089552
im sure
good luck with it all man, i'll be here
>>703089708
eh i dont think the deliver companies bring food overseas
sorry.
>>703089838
oh nice, what you watching?
>>703089838
>why is using people to your advantage bad? is that not normal?
Now you're really shooting yourself in the foot.
>>703090149
brownman, he's a streamer what are you up too?
>>703090369
why not? people do it all the time! people are not nice so, I play thier game with thier rules.
>>703090149
i guess ill starve
>>703090660
listening to some music, drake's new album is pretty good.
also finding new yuno pics
>like this one
now that i think of it what kind of music do you listen to?
>>703089838
>>703090660
Generally those people are not tossed aside like food wrappers, you mentally unstable future homicidal maniac.
>>703090871
im a weird one when It comes to music. mostly metal and whatever I like here this is one song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbrxZgUq_1k
>>703090928
why should I care about others? seriously unless I need them why? tell me why? I honestly have no idea why people care for other random people?
>>703089838
Take care of your stomach big boy
>>703090149
you better be there
>pretty much all I have
>>703091334
im not a huge nightcore fan but some are pretty cool
also i cannot unlike this song
i kinda thought you were a metal fan, no offence ofc
>>703091554
like i could ever abondon you
dont be like that qt
>>703091334
It's not that you should care about them. It's that you should not willfully want to harm people who have never done you harm.
This guy genuinely wants a friend, unfortunately he found You. You don't want friends but are willing to lie and hurt this guy just to get something. Anything. Anything at all and you are willing to hurt someone.
This is not normal. Not feeling empathy toward people is what makes you a sociopath. Actively going out of your way to manipulate and hurt people is what makes you a sociopath.
I honestly hope this guy finds out who crazy and shit tier you are as a person and refrains from communicating with you.
>>703091334
Why are you so honest? why don't you lie and pretend to be normal?
Jinx claimed.
What's up, dudes and dudettes?
>>703080844
time again.
inb4 MORE of Esdese's mental gymnastics.
>>703092718
pretty dead in here
you new? never seen a jinx claimer before
im doing good. yourself?
>>703093569
I've been on and off here from time to time. It's been months. Is the Syndra claimer still around?
>yourself?
I'm good. Got the cold, though.
>>703091554
i will mom
>>703092120
its ok just isnt your thing and yeah metal is great
>>703092707
I do in public but on here I like to show people that not everyone is perfect
>>703092428
lol thought for chan hated people with autisum this guy actually has it. also the made up rules you guys come up with like morals ethics and empathy. are outdated they are pointless at best
>>703093825
I honestly can't wait for you to enter the real world.
Maybe I'll get lucky and you won't turn into a homicidal maniac serial killer. Maybe you'll see how much of a terrible person you truly are and will change.
Or kill yourself.
Learn to separate Internet from Reality, kid.
>>703092982
oh? good night
>>703093825
>Empathy
>Outdated at best
I wanted to write somethign sarcastic and mean but you are a sociopath. There is no way around it.
>>703093803
oh okay my bad, i have only been here a month maybe two
yea he is but i think he might be sleeping because timezones
that sucks, is it bad or just a runny nose?
>>703093825
nah i like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAgSqpg9W2U
i like nightcore when playing league
got any bands you especially like?
>>703090852
fuck i missed this
hope you didnt die
>>703094313
Runny nose and a cough. I can take it.
>>703094513
could be worse yes
up to anything?
>>703094313
i did
every thursday starting today is nickelback day.
i will only post nickelback music on thursdays due to this, anyone is free to join this madness but it is opt in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os7KKD8dZHU
oh and
mandatory cc claim
>>703094130
first off dont call me kid, like you are some old wise collage kid. second telling me to kill myself is messed up in its own way.
>>703094262
what does it get you? it does nothing but hole people back.
>>703094313
nomy, system of a down, ax7 and korn is all I can think of.
>>703094756
Listening to music. You?
>>703095041
First off, you are a child.
Second off, a dose of your own medicine can teach you a lot.
>>703094179
thanks.
>>703094915
rip
you will be remembered as the lazy ass who died because he was too lazy to make himself food
>>703094931
hey CC long time no see
for me at least
not a huge Nickleback fan so i will pass
how are you doing?
>>703095041
system of a down is pretty sweet, dont listen to it on a daily basis but i like new things from time to time
>>703095087
same, just my spotify playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubEublECnMU
right now this. what are you listening?
>>703095041
Empathy in and itself does get you nothing. But being able to feel empathy is a human skill which only animals do not have. But even animals do show empathy.
Empathizing with someone and offering them support can gain you their thanks though. If you do it often enough you may also get some offers and/or they'll be indebted to you
But the point is. Empathy is a basic human skill and animals only show signs of empathy. By that logic one could argue that you are an animal at best.
>>703095477
Just a lot of metal.
>>703095209
im not a child you fucking mongrel! I would gut you if you where here.
>>703095477
im the same way new songs are good I listen to alot of ost and game songs aswell
>>703095491
stil sounds useless. why restrict? yourself live life kill what you want, do with people as you wish. dont live the lie youve been feed.
>>703095434
anytime
>>703095477
ouch. guess im pretty boring if thats what people remember
>>703095900
Can't eat what you dish out, bitch boy?
Cry for me and I might apologize.
>>703095477
yea... i don't think i have seen you for a while either.
eh, i'm only doing it so i can listen to all his their stuff, i don't think they are a particularly good band, i just wanna get through all of it and scale it from best to worst.
pretty good, going to greece tomorrow so i may not be able to come on.
after greese im going to finland.
dont ask me why this is this way, my manager handles everything and i guess this was somehow easier, idk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0HElo91a4s
>>703095900
>im not a child you fucking mongrel! I would gut you if you where here.
>I would gut you if you where here.
>if you where here
New site, without spaam !
New hot set. Enjoy
http://lovchan.site
>>703096007
cry for you ha. you so tough when I cant get you! people who are usless to me like you I need dead. you are no better than me you hate just like all humans wich means you play my game aswell!
>>703096397
oh did I use the wrong word bo fucking wo we arent all sheltered nazis
>>703092120
ok I'm glad then
>>703093825
what's cooking
>>703095900
So you are saying we should just give in to our instincts and turn into animals? That sounds useless in my opinion. We came so far and you want to go back?
We have the internet, we have safe shelters from nature, heck we are able to make so much food that we have too much of it.
If everyone would go just by their instincts we'd make so many steps backwards in technology. Suddenly all the farmers would be like "why should I only farm? I can do other things. I don't want to do this anymore since people are pushing me into this role."
It wouldn't be a problem if one or two farmer would do this, but imagine if everyone would suddenly thing that way.
Bam. No more Wheat. Bam. No more Bread, Bagels and other food.
Or maybe let me put it in another perspective
The freedom of one person can be the shackles of the other. If one person decides he is free to kill someone, he robs someone else of his freedom. And let's face it. If more people would have your mindset... You would not be on top of the foodchain. You'd get killed and slaughtered by the people with your mindset.
>>703095703
a lot of people seem to like that here
>>703095900
yea same, hotline miami is the best in that regard for me
>>703095988
nah man people remember people for how they died
you just happened the lazy way out, if you died crusading you'd be a hero
>>703096243
it kinda sucks that it became a meme to hate them, its just not my kind of music but i can understand people like it
damn thats a pretty sweet trip ahead of you. Greece and Finland both 10/10 countries. doing any cool visits while there?
>>703096633
having fun with league ya leaf?
>>703096772
cut me Yuno
