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Why do they do this?
At least he call soccer what it really is faggot - soccer. Not fucking football lmao
Uhh, we don't? Ignorant fucking Eurocuck.
>>703044120
That middle one isn't even a wasp you dumb as fuck Europoor.
>>703044120
Aussie shitposter reporting in
OP is the biggest faggot I've seen.
That's a Bumble bee in your picture.
A bee looks like this.
Uneducated piece of shit
>>703044188
Considering the game started in England logically it should be called football as the English call it.
>>703044188
You kick the ball with your feet. There is no sport better suited to the name "football"
>>703044467
>implying a bumblebee isn't a bee
>>703044467
A bumble bee is called a "hummel" in german
>>703044510
And hamburgers aren't made of ham. Nor are hotdogs made of dogs. Dumbass.
We don't, the only difference I've heard from the top line is calling wasps "yellowjackets". There are more local variations, for instance in California we call rainbow trout "steelhead" for some reason.
I am mildly bothered when people call wood bees "bumblebees" but only because wood bees cannot sting but will buzz by your ear to scare you anyway.
Also why has someone been botting euro Vs america threads like...all day and yesterday?
>>703044510
If soccer = football then what the fuck do you call this image in your country?
>>703044120
>>703044241
Fellow American, can confirm. Also middle is not even a wasp. Also also we are incredibly fucked as a nation after November regardless so maybe we'll just be called "Western Russia" soon anyways.
>>703044618
In China they're actually dogs
>>703044779
Handegg.
>>703044120
>Doesn't know the difference between wasp and bee.
>>703044779
Gridiron
New Zealand's a weird country, okay?
>>703044779
retard-ball
>>703044120
all the burgerfat clogs their brains and makes them slow
>>703044120
Literally no person in america calls wasps or hornets bees. No one.
>>703044779
American Football
>>703044779
A football. Because you named it that. Even though it's rarely kicked which is pretty retarded.
See how that works. The country that creates something names it.
>>703044779
faggot egg.
We don't? The only difference is that we call rightmost a yellowjacket down south.
>>703044120
Cause britbongs give to many fucks about an insect
>>703044953
Don't forget Australian Rules Football mate
That's kinda true if you speak Spanish.
Bueno, bonito, y berato.
>>703044188
Literally the only reason the British call it football and not soccer is because they were hipster faggots.
It began catching on in American so they changed the name because they were so buttmad haha.
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/06/why-we-call-soccer-soccer/372771/
>America wins again.
>>703044188
Are you an idiot? Foot ball. Means ball and foot. Understand? That's what's going on in the game
>>703044779
Rugby
>>703045099
Different ball.
>>703044473
The English originally called it soccer you stupid shit.
>>703044120
The left one is not a bee thats a zoomzoom
Honey bees = bros, make delicious honey a shit
Wasps = The niggers on the insect world, don't make honey that we can eat
Hornets = Detroit niggers
>>703044618
It refers back to workers from Hamburg in Germany. Which makes perfect sense
>>703044903
That's actually pretty fuckin' cool. Gonna go play some GRIDIRON!
>>703044188
England called it football.
years later because you are unoriginal faggots you called a sport where theres literally only 11 minutes of action of someone grabbing an egg and running football.literally everyone in the international community calls it Football and American Football, only Americans say soccer.
it's as dumb as the imperial measurement system.
But American education is so many years behind it doesn't matter.
>>703044120
Was this picture compiled by some kind of a fucking retard? None of them are correct. You could argue the hornet is correct but only because the picture is of a wasp and hornets are in the same family.
>>703045099
We just call that Aussie Rules over in Kiwiland
>>703044779
Rugby for retards and gays
>>703044779
Football for people too stupid sew a proper one
>>703045182
Football is logical since soccer is played predominantly with the feet.
American football is mostly hands and played by armour wearing faggots
>>703045243
I know, just saying don't forget it. It's a good game and you can play it with an American football
>>703045182
Never knew aussies also called it soccer lol. They are bros
>>703045303
>>703045182
rektd son
>>703045242
Nah, totally different game
>>703045249
No, no they didn't.
>>703045380
They're just butthurt because we sent all their ancestors over to Australia to die
>>703045404
>>703045182
rektd again wew lad
>>703045397
You didn't post a game but a "ball"
>>703044779
AMERICA
NFOOTBALL
>>703045257
And bumblebees are cute hairy bros that don't harm anyone who isn't an idiot
>>703045182
soccer is the abreviaton for Associaton Football
>abreviaton ...for association FOOTBALL
dumbass article states it was called football before soccer
you cant even read your own fucking article amerifag.
>>703045303
Sorry if American football is more entertaining to watch.
>>703044120
beeit
>>703045594
rugby is entertaining to watch Football is boring shit and American football is even worse.
>>703045182
>>703045572
reck'd
>>703044120
Bees are okay, wasps are chill I'd you don't fuck with them, hornets are just cancer, and bumblebees are like stoners who couldn't be more chill
Why did this thread turn into a soccer/football debate?
>>703045643
Don't forget Aussie Rules Football mate
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>>703044560
It's called "humla" in Swedish
>>703045303
Has 3 of the top 10 colleges in the world but I guess the education system is garbage
>>703044686
Rainbow trout are steelhead when they like in a lake most of the year but return to the stream to breed.
Bumblebee, bee, wasp...
because when they're flying around you it's not easy to tell?
>>703044120
bumble bee, honey bee, wasp
moron
>>703044120
I wouldnt appreciate it if you are reading this message couse this message might contain different kinds of different kinds of things that might be but dont have to, but howsoever and however are so, which is really important to say, really useless and it would be a shame if you are wasting your time by reading it.
This thread is bullshit. Here is a pole dancing midget instead
>>703044779
American football or faggot rugby
>>703044544
Bumblebees are diffferent than honey bees
>>703044120
This is what it is for me in England.
>>703045754
Makes sense. I mean, they make a humming noise. Not a bumbling noise. Anyway, now I can say 2 words in Swedish
>>703046359
this is the only right thing
>>703045572
So, Americans are calling it Association Football then...
>>703044984
Kek
>This whole thread is an hornets nest
>>703046504
What's the other word?
>>703046504
They are called bumble bees because they bumble around like idiots. People dont name things after how they sound all the time. Wasps dont make a wasp noise.
>>703046359
This
>>703044560
>>703045754
do you mean this Hummel?
>>703044120
This is a gross simplification of the term bee. There are many different species if we're going to be pc
>>703045827
look it up. Those 3 "top colleges" take a very small % of Americans. The majority of your schools are rubbish.
>>703046998
bög. I picked it up when I got called a
bög on a thread a few weeks ago
>>703047507
Please do. I hope there are at least 31.
>>703044845
Under8ed
>>703047191
That's actually how I learn't the German name. Through reading WW2 books. I don't speak much German, but I remember Hummel, just like Grille (cricket) and Nashorn (rino)
>>703048079
"jävla bög" means fucking fag
Pussies
>>703048407
Now I know 3! I'll probably only remember jävla and bög though. So I'll just say I know 2 words. I'm sure when someone asks what two words I know in Swedish, and I say jävla bög; I wont get bashed unless the person also understands what jävla bög means.
>>703048321
don't forget:
>Puma
>Luchs
>Tiger
>Panther
>Maus
>Leopard
>Gepard
>>703044120
Because us Americans are fucking retarded stupid.
Well not me, I'm edjumacated
>>703048471
True mate
>>703048602
Swedish is the easiest Nordic language to learn so if you're interested in more than just curse words I'd suggest you try to learn it
>>703044120
to confuse people who didn't put a man on the moon
So we agree right?
>>703048675
Puma (obviously)
Lynx
Tiger (obviously)
Panther (obviously)
Mouse
Leopard (obviously)
Cheetah
Ah, if only those who named those fighting vehicles could have known. They are teaching us the German names for animals (mainly cats, but still) 7 decades later.
>>703044120
Fuck bud, the left is a bumblebee and the right is a fucking honey bee not a wasp.
>>703049013
kek
>>703049013
audibly exhaled through my nose
>>703049013
kek
>>703049013
>Huge Stingy Wingdingings
>>703044120
That's bumble bee bee wasp.
>>703048890
I'm struggling with learning German at the moment. I know a little bit of Nordsk, but no real Swedish. Still, I know Trollhättan (the place) means something like "Trolls hat" or "top of head thing". I've been to Sweden, awesome place! I'm Australian myself. I was constantly impressed by the languages people speak in Scandinavia. So many people speak more than 3 languages! After that I started learning German. Picked up on my Indonesian from High school and trying to catch words and phrases from other languages. Swedish is in my top 5 right now
>>703044120
You mean been, bwe, and wasp.right ?
Stupid eurocunt
>>703049454
Swedish is easier than German tho bro.
t. a Finn who tried both.
>>703044903
Same in Australia
Op is retard
>>703044120
we'
re stupid
>>703046359
I'm from the Midwest and I've always used the "English" terms
>>703049549
I'll give it a try then mate. Thanks. With German, it's the compound nouns and the three genders of "Die" "Das" und "Der" that I struggle with. Mainly, I'll get a word that's a million letters long, and I have to work out where each noun ends and the next begins! Hard as fuck, but when someone spells it out for me it seems quite obvious. also been to Finland. Loved the place. Definitely coming back to Scandinavia for my next holiday. Love skiing
>>703044120
Why does someone make a poor bait image?
because it'll get 100+ replies.
>>703046359
From New England here and... well apparently I still follow Old England ways.
>>703051187
Then why did you rise up against them? They were only trying to prove that tea is superior to coffee. No need to revolt against Britain for that! I say this as an Australian. I love tea and have never needed to foment a revolution to prove it
>>703044120
I don't give a fuck how retraded someone is when you run into a hornet you know that motherfucker is not a bee
>>703051738
But maybe you have not seen a funny retard person. My brother Bilo is retard. My sister always taunt him with her vagin. "you will never get this, you will never get this!". And Bilo is in his cage, he so angry. But one day, Bilo break out of cage and he get this. Then we all laugh
>>703044779
Your mamas dildo
>>703044779
ur fking head after I smash it on the edge of 4chan
>>703051943
BOOM! And he scores a kek
>>703044120
low quality bait.
>>703044779
Yankee spankee carry conch
Can black people even say bumble bee. Not the light colored ones the blackies. Also there is a disturbing lack of racism on here.
Is everyone in here retarded
Guys, try catching a bee or (more bravely a hornet), and put a little piece of stringe around its neck. In about 10 minutes the bee will wake up and you will have w pet bee!
>>703050066
the one is doing push ups.
>>703044120
This the weakest murica hate meme I've seen yet. Who the fuck cares if someone knows the differences between bugs. They're all bugs, they all need to burn.
>>703053309
Shut up, nigger.
>>703051738
I wasn't implying anything by this>>703051898
by the way. Just thought Borat was funny. Reading your post brought that scene to mind
>>703054228
Oh now I'm the bad guy.
>>703054192
>average nigger logic
>>703054192
Spiders are not bugs, you retarded cunt.
>>703044120
if you're retarded.
i've never been face to face with a hornet tho.
>>703054192
What about the bugs from Presidents of the USA "Bug City"? The song
Do they deserve to burn? After all they are all going "to bug city for the night"
>>703044467
Bumblebees are definitely bees. Just of the Genus Bombus.
Uneducated piece of shit.
>>703044120
bumblebee honey bee wasp
lrn2 entomology
>>703044120
Checking in from Uneducated, Rural, South-eastern America.
We definitely differentiate between bees, wasps, and hornets.
>>703044120
So you're telling me this is not a bee?
Nah in Spain is the same shit
>>703044903
This why they named the movie Gridiron?
aussie rules is actually pretty cool to watch, despite how gay they all look
>>703044779
a jpg file, tard
>>703044903
gridiron is the sport, he's asking what the ball is called
>>703044618
thats why you call it a beef burger or even just a burger fagot
a cheese burger isnt made of cheese either
i thought that was just obvious you american autistic thing
>>703044120
That picture isnt true.
We generalize as bees. But we usually call em whats they be.
E.G. that's a bumble bee, he cool. OR... Fucken yellow jackets all over the Goddamn food.
>>703045186
If we were calling it by "whats going on in the game" it would be "Runbackandforthfor2hoursfallfornoreasonpretendlegisshattered"
>>703044686
You're wrong. Female carpenter bees do have stingers, they're just more docile than other bees. The males don't have stingers, and they can be identified by the white or yellow markings on their heads.
>>703053748
you left out put it in the freezer
do carpenter bees make honey? does it taste of wood?
>>703046359
But..... The one on the right IS a hornet.
Change that among the "English" terms and you're golden.
>>703054651
Fuck you
>>703054693
Spiders are arachnids but they're still bugs, fuck you
>>703054826
Fuck you also
>>703044120
To me it looks like:
Bee, honey bee, yellow jacket
>>703057167
could be either without a size comparison. hornets tend to be a lot bigger than yellowjacket wasps
>>703053748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08yMkXU5Bn9
>>703044120
bumblee bee, honey bee, wasp.... wtf
>>703050710
>Mainly, I'll get a word that's a million letters long, and I have to work out where each noun ends
meinstduinetwasowas? wieeinsatzohenleerzeichenundkommas.
>>703057590
Yeah this guy is right
>>703057526
faggot
>>703044779
Mong sport
>>703044779
handegg.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9se_3dKD2M
>>703044779
Safer Rugby
>>703044120
american here. should actually be: bumblebee, honey bee, wasp/hornet. Hornets are essentially large wasps and closely related.
>>703044120
wasps I've seen aren't that fat.
>>703044120
Not only do we not consider everything a bee a wasp doesn't have fucking hair here you stupid eurofuck
>>703044120
Amerifag
Bumblebee----
hard to say, from the front it looks like a honeybee but its really a hairy wasp our wasps dont look like that.----
and no shit thats a hornet. somehow a set of invasive japaneese giant hornets made a nest under my hammock one day. RIP old phone with pics but the stingers on the motherfuckers were about an inch long
America is a wee toddler country only 239 years old, ofcourse they think they are always right and have no basic knowledge
>>703044120
Bees are bros
>>/int/
>>703059273
This
>>703059453
Yeah we have two kinds of wasps for the most part, yellowjackets, and our bigger wasps are paper wasps. pic related. thier sting is gay and they sting u multiple times cause they are just faggots
>>703059687
did sombody say
>my age old eurocuck nation has fallen from grace and may never climb back again so i want to lick americas taint to get one last sweet taste of glory?
>>703057760
Mate, that would take me half an hour to work out. I'm too drunk now to try but fucking hell! who decided that would be a good way to write words?! Why not just put spaces between the nouns. FUCK!
>>703045182
Imagine that, Americans being biased towards America
>>703044188
>>703044473
>>703045249
>>703045182
Britbong here, we caleld it soccer (association football), rugby was rugby football, we also called american football 'gridiron' (which is a cooler name, if you ask me).
>>703059929
Thats not a fucking wasp
Thats a fucking nightmare.
Tarantula hawks are fucking insane, i hear their sting is like getting kicked by a horse
>>703060058
Gridiron almost became the name of the sport here but was ditched because the SJWs thought it sounded too rough and wouldnt draw enough people in. even though in those days you had a leather cap and there were absolutely no rules
>>703044120
Bumble bee, honey bee, yellow jacket
Could care less what europeons call them.
>>703057167
nah its a wasp.
>>703044779
Hand egg
*posts blatant falsehoods*
LOLOLOL TROLLD U
>>703044188
>>703060303
Australians aren't Europeans anon. Even if we did come second in Eurovision. i can't remember what my point was but yeah. Straya
THE fucking worst is they have no idea that turtles terapins and tortoise are completely different creatures
fucking americans are so ignorant.
>>703060027
Kek.
It's for practising purposes.
Pro tip: there where also other types of words in my post, nut just nouns.
>>703044120
I love how stupid you eurocucks are. You seem to assume that 320 million people all speak and believe the same thing. I have differentiated between different species of bee since I was a kid. Seriously, kill yourself, you might as well before the mudslimes behead you.
>>703044779
Pigskin
Pic related. Somewhat.
>>703044120
>Eurocucks believe this shit.
>>703044779
Hand egg. Or American football.
>>703044120
Idk i call them bees unless Someone wants specifics, i do the same with spiders sometimes tho unless it's a brown recluse then I'm specific lol
>>703059929
Man fuck cazadors
>>703060695
>different species of bee
>of bee
This amerifat thinks a wasp is a type of bee lol
>>703053641
found the bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkrSwCc6SSQ
>>703061333
Pussy trips and advice. Just fucking kill the little shit. Be sure you can kill it and be sure it's a wasp. If you kill a bee, God will be mad and make you a forever alone faggit.
>>703060669
I'm pretty drunk now, but I made out "my student, what o what. Such "or something" to use spaces and comers" I'm still learning and drunk. But thanks /b/ro. I know I suck but it's good to practise
>>703044473
Just as Aluminum was isolated first in England, we call it Aluminum after the great Humprey Davies had named it. Only later did he acceed to demands to rename it Aluminium to coïncide with Chromium and Sodium.
It is interesting that the American patent for efficiently isolating (reducing) Aluminum from Alumina used the new spelling, whereas his company's print advertising used the original spelling. His website continues to use the original spelling. I prefer to call Meitnerium, "Meitnerium", instead of Eka-Iridium, or anything else contrived at a later time by any group of scientists. I feel the genuine discoverers' right to naming as being sacrosanct. If people have to start calling elements by their Esperanto-inspired names instead of memorable names with character, like JewGold or Prussian Blue, I'll give up the genocidal biochemistry industry entirely.
Bees are thoughtful, hard working, communal insects whose sterile female workers tend to a queen. When they sting they die.
Wasps and hornets are niggers who sting repeatedly without suffering any effects, not even remorse as they may sting so often as to temporarily deplete their venom. Sensing this, they begin biting- if they haven't been too enraged to remember to do this while stinging. They love fruit and carrion, and sugary drinks- very similarly to niggers. They will steal your Irn-Bru, Mountain Dew, Kebab (remove kebab), or fried chicken by attacking you- like niggers. Sometimes they will attack you for seemingly no reason at all, like niggers. The DARPA funded Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories has even produced a portable anti-riot nonlethal, the Sargent Carter WASP Box. Remotely deployed to a riot via an inexpensive 4 wheeled robotic carrier, the box's sides fall away and the unit makes a sound that aggravates the wasps within and bounces up and down, essentially waking them from nap time. The automated low maintenance units have been made available to various police departmen
>>703061333
>It's mission
stopped reading
>>703061755
It's dubs so you know it's good.
>>703049013
/thread
>>703044120
much bait
The one on the right is a European wasp, not a hornet.
>>703048471
stop posing as australian
>>703055041
no, that's a hand
>>703046359
Canadafag, I use the English one.
Bees are fuzzy.
Wasps are the bright yellow ones.
And Hornets are these heavily armored sons of bitches.
Actually most people don't call that a wasp, it's a honey bee you faggot get out of here or we dump your fag tea in the ocean again
This is what most people in America consider a wasp
>>703044560
Kimalainen in finnish
>>703062351
>fockin' buhg
Literally no one here pronounces either of those things that way
>>703062872
trzmiel in polish
even better for hornets, szerszeń
>>703062351
Op should Stop posing as American.
1: Bumble bee
2: Bee (or honey-bee to discern it from Carpenter Bees, Canadian Soldier Fire Bees, Yukon Gold Potato Bees, London Ontario Craigslist bees, Saskatoon Red Rider vs Slave Lake Red Rider Bees, Africanised Yuropeän bees, and sweat bees (a fly that appears to be a miniaturized bee that uses this to great advantage by being avoided by the few insect eating birds that avoid bees) ).
3: Yellowjacket (the yellow-jacketed wasp) or wasp, as opposed to the nightwasp, the masked weta-like wasp, and of course, Any of the hornets.
Missing: the Hawkmoth. This will scare the Fuck out of you initially, but is as harmless as a finch-sized moth can be
>>703062351
you are either a shitposting Australian or a moron
>>703044188
"Soccer" is short for "association football." There are a shitton of different kinds of football, including American rules (NFL-type football), Canadian rules (this, with American rules, are both called "gridiron footbal" sometimes), rugby union football, rugby association football, Australian rules football...
Those are all bees.
>>703046359
thats the only right fucking thing. hornets are the fucking huge cousins of wasps not the same bastards.
>>703044945
>>703044945
Little kids do, but judging an entire country by what some eight year olds do is crazy.
>>703063540
kek
>>703044686
You mean carpenter bees?
The females do sting.
Yellowjacket is just called wasp because the average person can't identify different insects.
I'm a pest control technician and I constantly have to deal with people who mistake citrus ants for subterranean termites. That and there's some idiots who mistake a certain wasp for swarming ants. I forget it's name, but the wasp hunt ants. Some lady collected 3 and told me they were carpenter ants.
The absolute worst I get is people who have scabies and ask us to spray for them. Of course they're all tweekers who say they have bed bugs and when we get there they're like "we have scabies"
>>703044544
bumble bee don't make honey. They don't have that much in common.
