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STOP! I have suspicion that you are containing ILLEGAL dubs.

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STOP!

I have suspicion that you are containing ILLEGAL dubs. Show me your pockets now /b/
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I eat ass
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>>703021255
Nodubz here ocifer.
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>>703021255
You had one job.
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>>703021255
Fuck da police
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>>703021388
Busteeddd
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Says the officer with dubs, can i have your badge number.
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plz sir, no dubz here. im just a minority trying to make it in america
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I aint got nothing
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>>703021434
You'll never catch me coppers
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>>703021255
He's parked on the wrong side.
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Dubs? I would never!
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No dubs here officer.
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>>703021588
Fuck.
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what about these, I have a permit for them.
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>>703021255
Tisk tisk tisk, crooked cops everywhere
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My pocket has extra lips
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What seems to be the porblem officer
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>>703021255
Crooked cops everywhere
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Nope nothing here out of the ordinary....
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>>703021588
Nice try . You're going downtown buddy
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>>703021255
What a minute this fucking cop is holding some shit too
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>>703021255
Nigga you done been caught impersonating a pig, that's your moms job.
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Nothing to see here, officer.
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>>703021255
no dubs here, officer
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>>703021255
Get this motherfucker
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you'll never catch danny dubs fingers
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so what if I have dubs? not like you can do anything about it!
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>>703022900
Get down on the ground!!!!!
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Nnnnno
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>>703022949
NO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>703021255
I am not carrying any dubs sir, just trying to get home to my family.
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>>703023047
Stop resisting!
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Surely this is some kind of misunderstanding officer. All I have are these singles.
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I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY SEARCHES
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fuck you bacon.
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No dubs here señor, just a mexican guy with singles
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fuck you copper, come get me

check em' 4 lyfe
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Is there an officer problem?
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>>703023253
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I am god.
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>>703023531
no
pic related is
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I am awaited in valhalla!

check my dubs /b/rethren, shiny and chrome
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>>703023462
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No dubs here
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>>703021255
AM I BEING DETAINED
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These are legal tho
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What is dubs?
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No dubz here, my dude
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I dindu nuffin
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I swear to god these arent even mine
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no sir, i quit dubs a long time ago
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I dindu nuffin
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>>703024644
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW AND REMOVE YOUR TROUSERS
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>>703021359
Kek
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>>703024841
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD, FUCK OFF YOU SEXIST PIG
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>>703021255
Dirty cop!
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i'm gonna fuck you in the ass, john law
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Trips
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>>703021255
no dubs hur
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>>703021255
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!
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>>703021255
I just got done smoking the last of my dubs, sorry pig
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>>703024822
GET ON THE GROUND YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>703024999
FUCK CALL IN THE FBI
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>>703021255


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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>>703024999
GIT IN THE FRICKIN KEER!
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>>703021255
You can't arrest me! MY tax dollars pay YOUR salary
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Fuck the police coming straight from tha underground
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Officer I have already rolled Quads today, can I go now?
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>>703025146
>>703025106
You'll never take me alive !!
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>>703025195


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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>>703021255
I'm not cool enough to get dubs...
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>>703021255

I have no dubs officer!
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Frig off
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>>703021255
Let's see your dubs officer!
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>>703025573
double bubble giga nigga
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Didn't do nothing wrong officer
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>>703023706
MEDIOCRE
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>>703025916


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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>>703025572


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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I ain't got no idubbbz mista fireman
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Nothing wrong here sir
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im innocent take a look for yourselves
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>>703021255
You crooked mother fucker.

You already took my dubs. I just got out
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>>703024999
Nice
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Here you go
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>>703026189
>but idoobz its only every six mounths
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u mean deez dubz?
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>>703021255
Hey you broke that law first

Sorry pocket tan away that's what I'm doing

Check um

Ya that's what I thought
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>>703023493
My bad
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>>703026578
what dubbz you fag?
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>>703021656
Omg nubs
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>>703021255
Sorry, I only carry trips
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not even sure what youre talking about nigga lol im new to this site

now if you'd just let me walk on by...
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dubs get faggot
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>>703021255
>suspicion
Officer, I am a white male.
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No illegal dubs here, sir.
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>>703026899
hahaha fucking cops suck my dick come and catch me
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>>703024999
Your free to go sir

Quick get the higher ups
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>>703026973


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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yoh niggus no dub here
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Its not like i ever get dubs.
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>>703021255
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>>703027781


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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here you go sir.
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>>703021255
no dubs here
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I'm sorry officer. I don't know how that got in there. There must be something I can do for you to make it go away. I'll do anything.
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Oh boy dubs
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Nice try
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I dindu nuffin, nigga.
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>>703028848


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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here opicer
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Nah, I'm clean sir.
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I gots no dubs
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Hello officer... nice day isn't it?
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nothing here ociffer
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>>703029855

GET HIM
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I um i om i i-its my fr-iends
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>>703021255
having never gotten dubs before I'm pretty sure I'm good
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FUCK THE PIGS
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Nothing suspicious going on here OP...
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>>703024999
Jesus Christ thats Jaeson Bourne!
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But I'm clean sir..
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If im going down im taking everyone down with me.
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I have a bomb and im not afraid to blow up this thread.
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>>703021255
Can't catch me, copper!
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What are dubs? Officer, i swear I've never had those.
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What are you gonna do, huh?
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>>703021255
Just your average law abiding, gainfully employed, cis white male, occifer.
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Hello, my name is innocent.
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Only Singles here officer Also I'm white so I'll be on my way.
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Cuck
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>>703021255
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What about trips?
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damn
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I left my wallet in my car, can you let me go get it officer?
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No occifer, no dubs herr
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>>703021255
haha its just like Ferguson
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>>703032738
Your good, but im watching you anon.
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Cant catch me copper
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>>703032829
Thanks officer!
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How's everyone doing?
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Fuck tha police
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>>703032980
Pretty good.
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>>703021255
Fucking corrupt pigs!
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>>703033033
GET DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Nothing shady going on here occifer
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>>703033055
Hes got dubs on him!!! Dont let him escape!!!!
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>>703033200
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!!
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666
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>>703033304
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No officer I dindu nuffin'
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>>703021255
Filthy cop, fine.
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>>703033336
Im watching you mister, you better be on your best behavior. Got it?!?
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Fuck you niggalivesmatta
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Bnnmm
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Are trips allowed?
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>>703033522
Shoot that nígger scum!!!!
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>>703033583
Maybe?
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>>703021255
No way officer im clean
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>>703033336
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I have crippling depression
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>>703033683
Im gay!
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All i got is some trips officer
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Im gay 'i dubz
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>>703033738
Hey! That's pretty good.
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777 get
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If dubs niggers are people
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I have osteoporosis
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>>703033744
It's fuckin iDubbbz, get him!
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>>703021255
I ain't no dubs man fat cunt
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>>703033888
Oh shit!
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Stop crying you fat cunt
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>>703033888
fuk I'm just a trips
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Titties
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Let's make the human cake boiz
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>>703033867
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
so
ranDUMB
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>>703021255
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>>703033888
FUCK WE NEED BACKUP!
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No dubs here officer
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>>703021255
the only thing in my pockets officer is singles
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>>703034211
Fuck
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>>703021255
fuck da polic
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>>703034206
GET ON THE GROUND
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>Undercover agent Gomez arriving to help collect illegal dubs.
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>>703021255
sheeeet
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>>703021255
Acab mofos
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come on piggy oink, oink
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>>703034277
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ALLAHU SNACKBAR
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AM I BEING DETAINED??!!
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>>703033888
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I'm white. Whatcha gonna do? shoot me?
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Ive got a permit for these dubs
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I aindu nuttin!
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>Officer Martinez reporting for duty SIR!
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Only singles here officer!
Woo wOOO W00 Woo000
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>>703034966
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>>703021255
Im sure a man in your position could overlook this? You aren't clean yourself, I can smell it
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>>703021255
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YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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no dubs here
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