Hunger Games Thread: Armin Selfcest Edition
First 48 Tributes are in.
Fear the Neard
Blackbeard
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Didgeridoo Man
Capra Demon
Fatass baby
Pepsiman
FUNNY BALD NIGGER
Vriska Serket
Are ya ready kids
Powdered Toast Man
Roxy Lalonde
>>702999192
Boy scout
Scarfy catto
Trashman
ISIS
Prof. Zoom
Tomoko
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Shorten if needed)
Kazugeta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>just fit whatever you can into the name
No 5
Splash Woman
Mary Poppins
Little Tom
King Pepe
Corey
Asulma
Beggar
Every
Tupac
Moot
ELITE BULLDOZER
>>702999192
Of course I'd go on /b/ and this is the first fucking thing I see.
Harambe
Skynet
Alien Waifu
r9k
Kazugeta's Stand
a literal Trump Card
Ed with a fucking gun
Ice Cube
Molester-kun
WHIPPETS
CHARLS
>>702999192
Chris chan
>>702999192
CIA Man
THE SHAMAN
Dagumi
Ninja Jobel
Pikachu
Forbidden Meme
Chicken Nugger
ARMIN
Enclave Communications Officer
MARSHMELLO GURL
too late? Guess I'll just watch
REMINDER
Ol Red will just watch this time
whelp, too late
also i think the cut-off was >>702999717
This is gonna be a fucked up game. Godspeed.
>stalker eren didnt get in
fug :D
>>703000098
This thread filled up fast.
>>702999952
GIVE ME A REASON TO NOT DO IT!
Reminder Armin canonically had sex with Shartis so he could pass the physical exam.
Reminder that Armin is a WHORE. A SLUT. USED GOODS.
>>703000581
Your not op
>>703000581
VIETNAM FLASHBACKS.
S L U T
24 Posters, 67 Images.
Everyone stop posting fucking pictures already or we'll need a new thread before this hunger games round is over
>>703000785
These type of threads will always have same fags.
>>703000785
What else is new?
>>703000785
You must be new here. Welcome to the family!
>>703000662
When did I ever said that?
>>703000683
Motherfucking Ed!
>>703000785
Welcome to HG i guess
Are we ready kids?
>>703001102
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN1
>>703001102
Aye aye captain
>>703001102
fo sho
>>703001102
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
>>703001102
I put in Super Gurren Lagann, Alien Waifu, and THE SHAMAN.
I only have faith in THE SHAMAN.
>>703000912
nah, there's always new regulars. i only started posting in these a week ago, and i think FUNNY BALD NIGGER is pretty recent, too
>>703001102
Let's go
>>702999672
Hey good to see you again.
>>703001082
>>703000980
>>703000963
>>703000912
Yeah. Even though I'm just stating the obvious it's pretty shitty when it fills up with comical, themed shit that isn't even remotely funny.
>>703001102
HE'S BACK
WE BEGIN! Navy SEAL Copypasta wins the dumbfuck award.
>>703001430
SUPER GURREN LAGANN A STRAIGHT KILLA! THATS MY BOY!
>>703001102
Nice, we're on the same district, Kaz.... please don't get me killed.
>>703001299
I kinda forgot to put Ed on the last few days.
Reminder.
>>703001430
>Fatass baby masturbates
>>703001430
This is the mace to pierce the skull!
>>703001430
Molester-kun a smart.
>>703001622
FUCK OFF AND DIE, SHITSTORIA HAS NO MUSCLES, ARMIN HAS A SIX PACK
>>703001561
Hopefully it won't end the same it did with FUNNY BALD NIGGER
>>703001102
You forgot Mikasa.
DAE 1
Scarfy catto can do it!!!
>>703001430
>Fatass baby runs into the cornucopia and masturbates
>>703001813
OH MY GOD MY THREE CHAMPIONS HAVE FORMED A RAID PARTY.
>>703001622
Armin's the new colossal titan
>>703001813
>splash woman searches for a water source
kek
also nice to see harambe not die immediately
>>703001430
>>703001813
CIA Man X Bulldozer anybody?
>>703001813
No offense didgeridoo man, but Homaru wins this time.
>>703001813
>Mary Poppins goes hunting
Oh boy
>>703001843
You think THAT'S funny...
NIGHT 1: FBN Strikes again and Islam spreads like wildfire.
>>703002072
This is more funny
>>703002128
Damn you, FBN! I gave you a reaction image!
>>703001984
>Implying Cirno isn't the the best waifu
retard
>>703002207
And let's not forget THIS gem!
>>703000608
Wasn't that Hitch? Or did she just fuck Nile?
>>703002128
>Prof. Zoom is going suicidal tending the wounds of No 5
>WTF Skynet
>Chill out FBN
>>703002128
>Trash man, ice cube, and molester-kun sing songs together
>>703002222
Check't
>>703002128
WOAH WOAH WOAH I DID NOT KNOW SUPER GURREN LAGANN WAS AN ISLAM.
>>703002299
>Armin cheats on Historia with grandpa Uri
Necrophiliac.
>>703002222
Oooh! Quads and dubs
DAE 2
>>703002128
Skynet is taking over.
Might as well do a snk one now as well. Names.
>>703002486
Alien Waifu is a sneaky bitch
>>703002508
Jontron, and his sex adventures
>>703002486
Mary Poppins is on the hunt again...
>>703002486
Confirmed
Skynet is /r9k/ robot
>>703002656
I was there for that thread. Fucking beautiful.
ARENA EVENT! Moot gets banned!
>>703002627
You aren't op, and we are NOT having 2 threads at once.
>>703002656
Never forget when 31 tributes died on day 1
>>703002841
I wait untill this one is done then.
>>703002841
That's racist!
>>703002841
MOLESTER-KUN BEST BOY
>>703002841
>Moot
>Banned
Pick one
>>703002841
>Chris Chan reveals his true identity as a mod
oh jesus
>>703003057
>*cuck banned
Good.
Kills and Deaths update: 22 DEATHS IN ONE DAY
>>703002841
MOTHERFUCKER ALIEN WAIFU HAS BETRAYED HER OWN TEAMMATES!
>>703003164
#dicksout
>>703003164
Brutal
NIGHT 2: No deaths, the calm after the storm.
>>703003164
22 is my favorite number. Molester-kun is who I submitted.
HE WILL WIN. HE WILL WIN THE HUNGERB OWL AND RAPE HIS LITTLE TRAPMIN!
>>703003164
rip in pepperoni mary poppins
>>703003387
>DMX let's Molester-kun into his shelter, which is actually a sex dungeon
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>703003387
Damn DMX, again?
Tomoko has a sex with Neard
DAE 3
>>703003387
>ISIS receives fresh food from an ((((unknown sponsor))))
>>703003387
Molester was molested
>>703003656
>Ice Cube refuses to kill Molester-kun
mah nigga.
I don't have the images to this but
>Jimmy Nelson lets Brock Turner into his shelter
>OP calls out Jimbo for making a bad decision
>Jimmy Nelson attempts to attack Brock Turner the next day
who tf is molester kun?
Scarfy catto is the one who should win, all for him!!!
>>703003656
>Kazugeta runs from himself as a demon
ARENA EVENT 2: 11 Tributes remain!
>>703003768
Are you molester-kun? I love you man. It's Ice Cube. Ever since we sand songs together I knew we had to be friends.
>>703003900
Alien waifu is a mod and a traitor, shes got this shit
>>703003869
You'll find out in season 2 of attack on titan. he molests armin, who's dressed up as a girl for a mission, and then starts masturbating using his foot and tells armin, who he knows is a boy, to suck his cock.
you think i'm joking but I'm 100% serious.
>>703003900
Oh fuck
>>703003900
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I STILL HAD LITTLE UNDERAGE BOYS TO RAPE! WHY?!
>>703003978
Godspeed, Ice Cube. You gave the best clownjobs.
>>703003900
>both kazugetas die on the same day
J O B B E R
O
B
B
E
R
>>703004199
Fatass baby does not approve
Hi Funny Bald Nigger
>>703004281
Molester-kun masturbates over fatass baby in secrecy.
NIGHT 3: 10 left, place your bets and jinxes now folks.
>>703004365
Ice Cube or A Literal Trump Card will win.
>>703004365
ALIEN WAIFU!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sup, everybody.
Guess who's back?
>>703004365
>are ya ready kids reads a bedtime story
This be the story of the one who lives in a pineapple under the sea!
>>703004365
I'm betting on the pit getting a 6th kill
THE FEAST: 5 TRIBUTES REMAIN!
>>703004520
Ayyyyy Megu.
>>703004199
I'll avenge you my nigga
>>703004577
C U B E D
U
B
E
D
>>703004577
holy fuck ice cube
CHARLS cold as fuck
>>703004520
What's good comrade?
We got nuked from qst btw
>>703004577
SCOUTING REPORT: Hazard scores
Pit: 6
Frozen Lake: 1
Cowards: 1
-Splash woman
Also hi
>>703004520
Yay, Megumin is back!!
Did you pass a good time in your little vacation?
>Bad News: /qst/ is no longer our lifehoat
>>703004781
Yes indeed.
I noticed. Guess it was fate.
>>703004577
Damn, I was rooting for ya, Prof.
DAE 4: FINAL FOUR PHOENIX 2017
Kills/Deaths update.
>>703004929
>PHOENIX 2017
GET YOUR BRACKETS OUT KIDS
WHO'S GOING TO WINN?
GO ICE CUBE
>>703005052
Capra demon is the most pacifist of them all lol
>>703004520
Are u the real Megu?
>>703005052
Ice Cube is best boy.
FUNNY BALD NIGGER lends his support to Ice Cube.
>>703005052
Mary Poppins managed to get killed before she could start her rampage.
thank god
ICE
C
E
>>703005137
Yep.
I am currently posting form my brother's house still though.
So, ya know. No Megu images as of now. I should be back tomorrow afternoon.
>>703005052
capra is so pacifist today
>>703005146
>>703005131
>>703005258
here we go bois
>>703005235
Thanks fam
NIGHT 4: A VERY boring night.
>>703005270
Great thing that you will be back by TeamBattle V, couldn't have it without you.
>>703005270
Yay
>>703005333
Ive never thought of capra being cute but now i do
>>703004852
Why can't we do /qst/ games? I was gone too.
>>703004892
Doesn't matter, I already have two wins. I'm still hoping for yours, Kaz.
It's over cube
DAE 5:
I C E
C
E
>>703005431
Mods nuked the thread.
>>703005431
The mods nuked the last new thread early on.
>>703005431
Do you have played Rise of Nations? No?
>There's a chest called "chest nuke" and you nuke a place
Basically the MODS did that to /qst/
>>703005522
who the fuck do you think you're talking to
>>703005556
ICE ICE BABY
>>703005431
i guess because it wasn't really an author-driven story? iunno.
>>703005556
>Capra picks flowers
Capra confirmed pacifist.
Will there be another game?
>>703005556
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
>>703005556
If Ice Cube wins, Friday 4 is confirmed!
>>703005556
why is capra picking flowers now
>>703005522
Triple fucking dubs couldn't protect CHARLS from cube
>>703005713
Hopefully. I'd do it myself but the one time I hosted one I was stressed the entire time because I felt like I wasn't delivering quick enough to keep peoples' interests.
>>703005431
Short answer, mods are faggots
Long answer, aparently /qst/ is very strict with the whole "threads that aren't quests are deleted" which include the HG threads, and /qa/ are bigger faggots that do not provide a fucking answer and would spend their shitty lifes arguing about GR15 shit like what the fuck? I brought up a hella good point about HG threads and all i got was nothing.
On the bright side, /b7 might remain untouched, we don't have to deal with moderators/janitors, on the dark side, its /b/, we might have faggots flooding threads.
>>703005556
>>703005583
>>703005627
>>703005697
Damn... Well, it was fun while it lasted.
>>703005858
the cube don't fuck around
>>703005476
Well heres hoping you're here to WITNESS that win
WELP, CAPRA WINS, PACIFIST WIN CONFIRMED.
>>703005713
I think i'll do one more after this.
>>703005431
cuz mods
>>703005967
ICE ICE BABY NOOOOO
>>703005967
Pacifist what?
Oh my god i tought he killed someone on the arena events
>>703005967
>Ice Cube dies from hypothermia
kek'd
>>703005967
PACIFIST CAPRA FTW BOYS
>>703005967
oh wow
WINRAR
>>703005967
Didn't expect that
>>703005967
ICE CUBE CAN'T DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA! HE'S ICE
WE NEED A 1V1, ICE V CAPRA
>>703005967
FUCKING HORSESHIT
>>703005967
Nigga wut? I died of hypothermia
>>703006094
Why your blades have blood if you don't kill anybody?
Pacifist cunt
Final Stats, ill go start another thread. That will be the last for the night from me though. I need to get some sleep.
NEVERMIND ABOUT THE STATS IMAGE LIMIT REACHED
>>703006317
Okay, link new thread
>>703006317
Ice cube isn't dead boys. He's in hibernation
>>703006470
go go go
