Benis :DDDD
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Benis :DDDD
Vaginer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnL57KLCls
how many sad cum do you have?
six
yayyyy good job
Chimichangas.
>Chimichangas-n-chill
>>702987863
It is decided.
I shall now save every yayamoto pic you post!
>>702988793
totally up to you, man.
Demos'-butt-n'-chill
are butt massages a thing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07v09Rxsd7f
>>702989833
can i get a job as a butt massager
>>702988851
that's a nice benis.
I want to massage someone's butt.
>>702990144
rats.
>>702990284
>>702990284
>>702990284
>>702990284
>>702990284
Gross.
bepis drink
>>702990284
you can massage mine <3
>>702990402
Massage my butt.
>>702986923
here is moar benis. I need to experiment :-(
>>702990886
Where's the cock?
>>702990798
u can use muh benis
>>702991065
what do you mean
>>702991110
Too afraid to bang a guy, but want to bang a guy, and um....probably bi at least lol
THOSE ARE MY DOGGOS.
>>702991107
is it near Chicago?
>>702990222
Yeah I like benis
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>702990402
You can massage my butt
>>702990581
0/10 would not massage
>>702990664
K give butt
>>702991370
Deep.
You should write a book.
>>702991509
do you have a nice perky butt nibi
this is my doggo
>>702991649
yes
>>702991509
*gives the butt*
>>702991438
..i used to be. Now I'm 6 hours north of Madison, Wi...you up for a drive :) ?
barry post tits now
>>702991649
Ask dom, or barry
i love the barry dog he's beautiful
>>702991838
well barry gave the good word
all aboard the one way train to butttouch town
>>702991509
got more with snake? :o
>>702992072
it's literally perfect
>>702992208
just the right amount of cuteness, derp, and alien.
>>702991780
O thanks
>>702992072
No funny bznz, Mr.
>>702992157
no
>>702990006
I mean, I'm pretty sure being a massager includes massaging butts... Sometimes, at least
>>702991540
I have a useless MS thesis. Does that count as a book?
>>702988078
sauce
>>702992400
don't worry
i'm not a funny guy
>>702992522
sure
what is ms
>>702991783
Um that's like 7 hours sorry lol
>>702992365
WHY????????
>>702992386
oh, no I was talking about Nibi's perfect bod
>Listen to ambient
>Mild existential anxiety sets in
>>702992599
cause you owe and better pay up or ur gonna die like a bitch
>>702992568
Master of science. I have an MS in Geology that makes me super unemployed cause oil died so I live with my parents and it's.....really.....great.
>>702992599
oh really? my oh my.
>>702992656
You need some grunge so you can offend boring people faster
>>702992557
Wolfy-Nail
>>702992568
*Haha*
>>702992586
psh not a hard drive. watever
>>702992707
I never asked for this
>>702992906
nibi
now that you are in possession of barrys butt
i need you to give it to me.
>>702992736
Did you pay through the nose to do that too?
>>702993069
you could try posting g/fur instead of bad anime images. That might be a start
>>702993158
Sorry. I'll try something else.
>>702993069
nono, I belong to nibi and nibi alone
>>702993044
but you have subby to do that for you
>>702992840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eTL7J7uKSI
>>702993156
No. Undergrad was in-state, and grad school had a teaching assistantship attached to it thank god.
Lots of people got fucked hard when companies like Exxon-Mobil or BP were like "hey anon you start in 7 months", and then 3 months later in September of 2014 the oil economy implodes on itself and they're all like "lol jk we're rescinding your 80K starting salary", usually after they got a lease in Houston and put in the down payment for a car.
I got fucked, but I could have been fucked way worse.
>>702993069
*Unpossesses into demos' direction.*
>>702993305
post
tits
>>702993526
QQ you can get plenty of other jobs other than exactly what you studied for with any BS
>>702993439
That's.....the stuff that all sounds the same. I prefer more like this but thanks for trying and thanks for not posting dubstep cancer "music".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng6HNsSpopc
>>702993596
don't throw me away :(
>>702993713
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>702993795
d o
i t
>>702993596
excellent
now with your and barry's butt in my possession we can overthrow the tyranny of snarf.
also
TITTIES. NOW.
>>702993526
The companies that are waiting for the moment you graduate tend to be dickheads anyway.
I doubt your only job prospects lie with those two, however. If they do, that MS really was a poor choice.
>>702993737
The problem is that it's too specialized, and like 100Kish geologists with more work experience lost their jobs in like 6 months from the oil crash. It's literally over 1/2 of the workforce in the concentration.
There are environmental remediation jobs floating around but you need to be "untainted" and I obviously wanted to oil prior so I always lose on those positions.
Then I seem to be overqualified for all of the other non-retail "plz have bachelors degree" jobs. It's obnoxious.
>>702993771
I dont like much besides metal and ambient.
>>702994198
not convinced. there's plenty of just have a bs jobs that any asshole with a bs can get - don't care what you studied, get over yourself and out of your parents house you NEET leech
>>702994125
It was in the top 5 things you could do with yourself prior to 2014. Hell in like 2012 I had a couple companies up my ass trying to pull me out of school before I finished. Silly me wanted double the salary and stuck with school....
>>702993795
Oh well
>>702993849
okay
>>702993899
Okay
>>702994434
Namesync can you not plz
>>702994342
I've applied to 200+ bachelors degree positions and ones that just want an associates. The corporate "you have an MS and are overqualified" filters are brutal and real thing. I've heard from zero of them.
>>702994200
Meh you like what you like :-)
>>702994434
not you
>>702994413
your enthusiasm enthralls me
anybody wanna watch tim and eric with me
>>702994667
I dont know where to take this, dude.
>>702994836
that's ok
how are you feeling nibi
>>702994727
No because it's shit and you're a cunt
>>702995127
be nice
>>702995127
Got one of the two right
demos is a nice muffin
>>702994198
Why would you have to disclose the fact that you were approached by or considered working for oil companies?
>>702994366
I wouldn't trust any of those vultures.
Where's the leather at?
>>702995089
Melancholy, mildly bored.
>>702995431
more BDSM plx
>>702995412
Service companies like Halliburton or Schlumberger aren't the same as a real company like BP or Chevron. The former are "oilfield service", which basically means get paid out the ass to work 100 hours a week and have no family or friends.
The field as a whole is dead in the water so disclosing that doesn't mean shit at this point. It's not coming back for at least two years so I'm trying to pursue other options and getting slammed by the "overqualified" bit I mentioned earlier.
>>702995717
bbbbbbbbbb
xxxxxxxx
You are frightening me, demo.
No more
>>702995837
How is someone supposed to work 100 hours a week? That gives them 10 hours a day where they are not working. I hope for their sake they naturally require little sleep.
> "The field as a whole is dead in the water so disclosing that doesn't mean shit at this point"
Did you not just say other companies will not employ you because of your past involvement with oil companies?
i'm sorry
>>702996773
I wasn't in an oil company, I just clearly wanted to focus on oil instead of something like environmental consulting.
It's like a marketing major applying for a generic business degree job, they're both "business" but they're not the same at all.
Sorry about being unclear I apologize.
>>702996386
>>702986923
Attention whoring much? Nothing new here.
>>702997143
damn here i really thought i was bringing something new to the table here.
>>702997056
> "I wasn't in an oil company"
I know you weren't; you were approached by them and considered working for them. What I asked is why do you have to tell companies you apply to that this was the case? I'm sure you're well within your rights to omit that in an application or interview.
>>702997622
chet show him how to look at flies like a real science man.
>>702997712
Actually, I need your help with something.
>>702997979
ME LIKE HELP
>>702998102
Well, as you know, I do cancer research and I think you'd be a prime specimen for study.
>>702995275
Wow, I didn't think it was possible for demos to change his impression on others so quickly.
>>702998449
i would really appreciate it if you didn't try and make fun of my condition thank you
F A L L
A L L E R G I E S
>>702998449
Why don't you "post more cock and ass" research?
it's time for poll on
pollen
>>702998667
I'm not making fun of you. This is serious business. With your sacrifice we can help fight cancer.
>>702998757
Did you even try there?
>>702999043
>>702998667
>>702998710
Allergies r bad I'm sorry. Grass pollen nearly kills me every year.
pollen is plant cum
>Even plants are getting laid more than me.
i have a pollen allergy too don't feel bad
>>702999216
i am not worth the sacrifice
>>702993044
moar zootopia
>>702999475
You are not worth your own sacrifice? What?
>>702999799
get a better specimen
if it were me it would be more of a tragedy than a scientific landmark
chet come watch silly cartoons with me
>>702999985
According to the Chetonnemeter, you are 100% cancer incarnate. Can't argue with the science. Understanding how you work can help us find new targets with which to battle cancer.
>>703000353
>me
>cancer
after everything i've done for you?
>>703000347
No. I'm going to sleep.
>>703000656
Yes even after all that the Chetonnemeter is spiking like crazy.
>>702999508
kill yourself
*cough*
oh fuck me
shouldnt have revived the thread
>wants someone to talk to
>complains
just not you
And Im sure its obvious no one else is here
>>703003473
I'm always here
>>703004150
No you're not
>>703004257
yeah I have place to go and things to do, but I choose not to, because I'm a loser on 4chan
closing thread
>>703004536
do it
>>703004451
>ayylmao
>not a loser
come on man
>>703004921
cum on men?
>>703005038
Yes plz
>>703005248
bye bye anon
>>703005038
Men on cum.
niggers
>>703007881
Butts.
>>703008566
Multiple butts
>>703008566
buts are nice
>>703008803
I'm running out of things to say to you namesync
>>703008814
Kitty, give me motivation.
>>703008951
y u suk at this
>>703009009
JUST DO IT
>>703009145
I dunno, just murder me
>>703009249
kkk~
>>703009394
And devour my soul
Keep me with you forever
>>703009551
i will put you in cookie jar
>>703010043
I will eat all the cookies, fart, and then leave
>>703010405
no cookies i n there
>>703010855
NoooOOOOO!
>>703010970
cri more
>>703011832
cri for realz
>>703009145
You're terrible at this. Now I'm just sad because kitty yelled at me.
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