YLYL.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL.
C'mon, fuckers.
>>702978970
sauce?
>>702979226
No idea.
>>702979205
sauce???
>>702978970
post sauce fgt
>>702978970
EAT ALL THE EGGS!
>>702979542
Would if I had it, nigger.
>>702980063
>>702980015
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
>>702978850
Thats not funny thats just horrible.
>>702980256
why
>>702980416
wtf happened here? is that some african ritual or something?
>>702980416
thats how they do it? wtf
>>702980074
>Did you hear
>Did you hear
>Did you hear
>>702978970
That fucking reference tho
>>702981192
Nice thumbnail, newfag.
>>702980074
This isn't a cringe thread
>>702978970
I don't get it
>>702980074
maximum autism
>>702978970
fucking yes. EAT ALL THE EGGS.
>>702981377
This made me hard
>>702979542
>>702979226
>>702981543
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/997589-4chan
>>702981543
Lurk moar faggot
FFFFWEHWEHEHWHEHWHEHWHWEHWEHW
>>702978970
White knight detected.
>>702980074
Must have been written by Germans.
>>702980782
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>>702981192
>LEL EPIC PRANK!!!!!11!! WHAT A MILD INCONVENIENCE!!!1!!1!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
>>702978682
>dat filemane
>>702981021
Why so surprised? Jews and Muricans do this to babies all the time.
Womans Rights
>>702978970
Top fucking keke
>>702982037
>1280x721
I'm mildly tried triggered
>>702980946
camera in his eye, can't you see it ?
>>702980946
parrently dude was some tinfoil-hat type, thought the gubment had installed a camera/bug in his eye?
I presume the people of the internet goaded him into livesteaming himself cutting his eye out...
>>702981629
lol fucking illegal shit bags.
>Hey lets walk all over a highway and take up multiple lanes for no reason
>>702982037
>Posting a screenshot instead of the actual video.
Kill yourself.
>>702978970
eat your eggs dear
>>702978970
datfilename
I don't laugh, I roll dubs.
>>702978970
Well played.
>>702982923
what the fuck even is this
>>702982428
not jew nor american, but have heard of circumcision, but does it goes halfway through the dicks shaft normally?
>when you friend ask you for a slice of pizza but you're keanu reeves
>>702981021
It's an American/kike ritual
Africans just adopted it
>>702982013
story? he died?
>>702980904
That doggo watches too much MMA.
>>702983529
Faggot, stop with the thumbnails
>>702980256
man, i can't watch shit like this.
violence, executions, bombings, suicide etc. thats fine
but surgery, or in this case; being that he is not trying to harm himself, but remove an imaginary camera from his eye makes it seem kind of surgical... shit just grosses me out.
https://youtu.be/A059r0Sxd5A
How many 10 year old kids could you kill with your bare hands if locked in an empty room the size of a basketball court. No weapons. All of them VS you?
YLYL For Ants?
>>702982817
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>>702981123
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>>702979976
Dude, we can tell it's an ant image by the file size, try again. You're not even trolling anyone, just wasting your time.
>>702981751
>903 B
>B
That bytes.
>>702979248
Lost
>>702978970
not even boiled eggs 2/10
>>702978511
I dont get it
this thread is fucking cancerous, pictures for ants, fuckingscreenshots of headshots (at least post the video you fuck), fuck all of you
>>702984045
Actually most of the people don't look for the file size faggot
>>702980503
LMAO FUCKING LOST
>>702984228
fuck you
>>702979307
that filename
>>702979976
>>702980015
>>702980063
i really hope you're a different person each time, otherwise get the fuck off 4chan, do you literally sit on 4chan for up to 12+hrs a day waiting for ylyl so you can do this?
https://youtu.be/HtH_51Gt24A
What if Gordon Ramsay acted like his cunty self around the kids on Junior MasterChef?
>>702981629
Lmao
>>702979205
lost
>>702983235
Watta qt
>>702981689
>THIS
i actually think half of this stuff, in the bed with my wife.
So fresh its practically steaming!
>>702983426
Hell yeah brother
>>702978970
Not a bowl of hard boiled eggs
2/10 for effort
>>702980074
The little amount of work that went in to these jokes made me kek.
>Did you hear about the guy who talked to the witch?
>She destroyed him
>Did you hear about the guy who walked in on two creepers?
>He was destroyed
>Did you hear about the guy who tried to farm in the nether?
>He was destroyed
>Did you hear about the-
>He was destroyed
>HE WAS DESTROYED
>>702984657
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>>702984682
What the fuck are these
>>702982551
waste of bacon :/
>>702984228
After clicking on one or two ant images, they will and then your troll doesn't work anymore.
>>702984530
fuck you
>>702983020
Always wondered if these were guys asses or sweet booties on a females behind. Any /b/ros out there that can confirm?
>>702983496
His son had sex with his wife so he cut his own dick off. Dont know if he died.
>>702980506
Lost
the kek was real
>>702978850
if i had a cat i would buy that thing. and install a tube that goes directly into my ass so i can fart on it and show it to people in public
>>702982355
Looks like Hilary Clinton.
Bill tried to get the first robo wifu but the software corrupted
>>702983294
not a fucking cringe thread
>>702979205
I had an old GFs dog (toy poodle) jump on my ass and start humping me while I was having sex with her, we were both laughing too hard to continue.
>>702981377
Hold the fucking phone. That dude has tits!
>>702982615
thanks reaper
>>702980074
why is boom not in italics
that really bothers me.
>>702982615
whats this? am i missing something?
>>702985942
because everything else is, so instead of having everything else in standard font and boom in italics they did it the other way around. its for emphasis
>>702986037
he reloads the gun by taking out the magazine and then threw the pistol
>>702980503
Lost hard
>>702985755
That's not a she, you retard, it's a boy. Jews suck blood of the baby's dick after circumcision. It's normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzs-09Of99I
>>702981590
This one gets me every time.
>>702978511
Ignore the racial conditioning shills.
>>702985690
Fucking lost
>>702980416
Fucking savages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCm1sjARU7E
Wait for it...
>>702980503
Lost hard
>>702986206
>It's normal.
>Sucking on a child's mutilated penis
>normal.
>>702986498
Well they are Jewish
>>702981543
alert newfag found
>>702986555
Aw you cunt... Nice trips though
>>702986666
Holy fuck
>>702986498
For Jews it is.
>>702986577
>>702982013
Here ya go bud.
>>702986498
It's normal for Jews, not normal people.
>>702986666
Fuck off satan
>>702986555
nice quads
>>702986666
Quad alert
>>702986114
whatever you say
>>702986882
Fuck you, sell me your soul
>>702981377
Sauce
>>702986985
im failing to see the b8
>>702982551
>>702984918
Waste of shit.
>>702978970
Tippy top fucking kek
>>702987074
Literally none of those were gets, faggot.
>>702980256
dude what the fuck
>>702987282
wise guy eh?
>numbers get
>>702987074
dude im fucking so lost
>>702984394
do this to find out
>>702986666
Thanks, Super Satan
>>702981377
was wondering why its tits are so far apart
>>702979307
underrated
>>702979307
you whore what the hell
>>702987608
and this faggot fell for it,
>retard
''Catfishing'' turns out to be to easy
>>702987564
Any time homie
>>702980074
>someone was paid actual money to come up with those punchlines
>>702978619
kek
>>702984228
Weak troll is weak
>>702987537
>>702987510
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10; y=20;document.write(x*y)");
>>702985690
Ngl I'd try this, just to see what it feels like.
>>702987510
Hands down most disgusting thing ive ever seen. i lost a few years off my life and can no longer get an erection from seeing this post.
>>702987990
Fuck off newfag.
>>702986555
I came
>>702987990
>>702988086
>function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10; y=20;document.write(x*y)");YES SAMEFAGS
>>702987990
new fag...
>>702987990
newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY
>>702987098
She had potential.
>>702986498
For Americans its normal.
>>702984953
Queer
>>702986206
Fuck off you cock cutting jew.
>>702980256
This shit really got to me
>>702983460
It's sad that someone made this
>>702978805
Underrated and worth reading
>>702988926
Ain't a jew, just saying why the image is wrong.
>>702989111
checkem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsVSG64MMVQ
>>702987510
My pen is confused...
>>702988545
That's the most realistic dildo i've ever seen.
>>702985690
Sauce?
>>702979205
>not letting the dog lick your balls
>>702989757
yeah, it's yo mamma.
>>702979307
wtf did she expect?
>>702989757
not for you
>>702982122
i am German and i am fairly sure that most people got a completely wrong idea about Germans and humor.
we arent bad at humor. our jokes arent lower quality versions of american jokes.
our jokes often simply arent the least bit funny and not recognizable as an attempt to be funny, and most definitely arent ever an attempt to please or fit in, rather often quite the opposite.
>>702989922
damn that doll is creepy
>>702989928
for a nail to be there
>>702989595
lol wut
>>702986555
Is he okay?
>>702978970
You don't have to tell me what happened.. But you do have to eat this....
>>702983460
>>702989038
What am I even looking at?
>>702987098
Who is this?
>>702990123
fucking women, smh
>>702989980
Ok. Thank you for your time.
>>702988545
Who is this?
>>702990162
yes, he is wearing a helmet
>>702990667
Some lucky motherfucker.
>>702980946
From what I know from the last time it was posted, someone said he's trying to remove a contact that the skin grew around, or something like that.
>>702991062
oh yea, I bet he really has his life together.
>>702981689
I honk both sides of that at the same time wtf.
>>702991033
fuck it, lost
>>702981377
SAAAAAUUCCEEE
>>702980419
gachiGASM
Aino Kishi. >>702978970
not funny. >>702979111
>>702991264
three different corners of it have info, dumbass
>>702991344
>>702991401
I hate this existence.
>>702981377
>s
sauce???
>>702990023
>our jokes often simply arent the least bit funny and not recognizable as an attempt to be funny
Perhaps you've mistranslated the word joke, then?
>>702978970
i remember this
>>702984219
Then contribute you edgy shitlord
>>702983329
correct.
>>702980503
lost
>>702980569
lost
>>702978682
Why isn't he yelling into it?
>>702991657
i think a joke isnt a specific concept and has to be constructed in a secific way.
"telling a joke" is saying something which makes people laugh at the end. thats all there is to it.
i know thousands of jokes which will make people laugh when i tell them in German and people will just go "huh" in most other languages.
and there is a very clear difference between quality of jokes and style of jokes. just because some styles of jokes just cannot be translated into most other languages doesnt mean German humor is generally lower quality.
tl;dr: the stereotype of germans being unfunny is a misconception based on prioperties of the language
>>702992149
that's the wrong end
Hitler did noting wrong. >>702987510
>>702980178
This has to be a sh00p
>>702978557
Prolly nigger owner
>>702984941
>clicking
what is image hover nigger
Hitler did nothing wrong! >>702979111
>>702982845
These are the rapefugees getting deported out of Hungary. Weren't on the highway for no reason, that was the only way out of the city.
>>702982232
Booooo
>>702992218
Yes, all of that sounds very reasonable, except that
>a joke is [...] something which makes people laugh at the end
still seems to contradict
>our jokes [...] arent the least bit funny and not [...] an attempt to be funny
Do you mean that your jokes make people laugh despite not being funny?
"Something that makes people laugh" is not an unreasonable definition of funny, so that might be where you've lost me.
