How far back in history can you go and still find a hot person?
Audrey Hepburn : Year 1951
Try and find someone from an older time period and still hot
This one should sort out the true oldfags from the n00bs
>>702972375
Hepburnfags are all closet cases.
>>702972375
this is a thread for /s/
On /b/ will just get pruned before anyone has a chance to reply
>>702972730
And what would you recommend faggot? Clara bow?
Dumb fuck. That's Brigitte Bardot.
That's not audrey hepburn
Raquel Welch
ITT: Huuurrr duurrr look at my hipster taste in whore meat.
If you're older than 25 and still on this site, you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>702973054
i hang my head in shame
>>702973247
Considering you bought a phone for retards, you absolutely should.
>>702972891
>>702972949
Also that's 1954 not 1951. I think OP is trolling.
>>702972730
Typical Monroeboo.
>Helen of Troy
>Cleopatra
>Aphrodite
Checkmate.
>>702972375
there were at least 6 million hot people in Europe at 1939-1945
>>702972666
>>702974271
Cleopatra was extremely inbred and probably fat.
>>702974271
>Cleopatra
Cleopatra was fat and ugly as shit. She just dressed hot and wore tons of exotic perfumes and threw herself at white dick for power
>>702974271
> Mythological
> See picture
> Also mythological
>>702974669
More to the point she was Greek.
>>702973054
I still got 7 months till 26
Nigela Lawson?
Rachel Wiess?
Gemma Arterton?
Rosie Huntington Whitely?
Miranda Kerr?
Daphne Groenveld?
faggot op is using fashion as an excuse for never having had the balls to get his retro-cuck dick wet
Mary Pickford, turn of the century. Just don't look at any pictures with her mouth open.
>>702975330
Wait sorry I didn't actually read this post. Apologies op
>>702972375
That's Brigitte Bardot. Not meaning to offend, OP.
>>702975233
>Filename
KEK
>>702974776
>italians
>white
Pick one.
>>702972375
I present Audrey Hepburn.
>>702972375
1934
>>702972375
I heard cleopatra was thicc
On the other hand she was a nigger
>>702972375
>1940's
Judy Garland circa 1939
>>702976121
>>702976195
>>702976121
>>702972375
Ingrid.
>>702975758
aww shit, you took that shit back to Egypt and shit
>>702976529
more clinton
1894
1880
1872
>>702972375
didn't she make a porn?
Got a whole building of hot bitches
Your move
Shirley Temple was hot
>>702976776
Amy Schumer?
>>702976776
oh fuck yes
>>702977528
>>702975828
Kinda neat to see that they used newspapers before we had trash bags. Never really thought about that before.
>>702977623
>>702973054
I'm 33. Back in my twenties I was mostly out trying to bang my younger roommates 19 and 18 year old friend's while getting fucked up and exploring mind altering psychedelics.
I'm in my thirties now and no longer do that shit but instead have a steady job, a few hobbies, a steady girlfriend, and enjoy leisurely evenings at home here on 4chan. I had my time fuckin around.....what is your young ass doing here yah fucking loser?
>>702977623
man, prehistoric women had one hell of a bush
The Original Disney Slut
>>702976413
>>702978000
Here she is backstage
>>702976113
Egyptians weren't black. She was Phoenician anyways, read a book.
>>702978290
>>702972375
Lucy
>>702972375
28,000 BCE. I win.
>>702978056
Seems Disney had the same business model way back then.
>>702976832
oh my god you can see his pee pee go into her wee wee
thats ACTUALLY porn, not just sexy photos!
>>702978395
See, we Amerifats were way ahead of out time.
>>702978573
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf
It's from Austria, you fucking retard.
>>702978297
Whatever still brown, and shit colored women are literal trash
Give her a few minutes
>>702978609
those glorious milkers
would milk/10
>>702978297
Greek. The Ptolemy Pharaohs were Greek, Macedonian to be specific. Not Phoenician. The Phoenicians were a long long time before Cleopatra. After Alexander died his kingdom had no heir, and was split among his generals, one of which, Ptolemy, claimed Egypt. Cleopatra was the last of the Ptolemy Pharaohs.
>>702978915
fucking kek
>>702972375
are those panties see-through?
>>702972375
1944
>>702978419
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>>702976042
Playboy was formed in 1953, dumbass.
>>702977473
>>702978979
You're right, but there were other Cleo's before the Ptolomies, weren't there?
>>702977064
those baby-making hips
would baby-make/10
>>702972375
cleopatra
69 BC
>>702978811
I took Art History in college retard. I know where the Venus is from.
You missed the joke. And for that, I feel sorry for you.
THICC
H
I
C
C
Mata Hari above all
>>702979254
winrar
>>702977473
Well played
>>702972375
this argument boils down to; would you fuck a Neanderthal
>>702979690
this is /b/ so the unquestionable answer is yes and in the butt.
>>702972375
Haven't even perused the thread yet but wanted to thank Anon for such an original post!
>>702975758
>>702976529
>>702976832
>>702977031
>>702977064
>>702977457
>>702978000
>>702978609
>>702978915
>>702979186
>>702979453
all these old chicks are hideous
>>702979256
mfw all anon needed to go was watch
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Vintage Diane Lane and Sofia Coppola
>>702979918
Trap loving faggot detected.
>>702979690
someone did thats why there is still parts of them everywhere.
>>702977528
>No body hair
>No leg hair
>No armpit hair
Inaccurate representation of early humans. Still hot tho.
Olivia Hussey
>>702979918
Just because they don't have "boi pussies" and cocks does not mean they are hideous.
>>702972375
1941
>>702980578
>>702980578
Would drink her bath water.
>>702980326
true. but would YOU do it
Anyone?
>>702977137
who is this?
>>702979453
>>702976776
Fat americans
>>702972375
Clara Bow
I win....
>>702977528
I like her countenance.
>>702981589
Hailey Mills
>>702982952
literally the hottest woman in history at the time
>>702973054
I'm 33. Been laid more times than you ever will. Off work, drinkin' a beer. What the fuck are doing, fag Timmy?
>>702975618
Look at that mom-meat
>>702982952
mythological person
this chick was 14 so she must have been hot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_Juanita
>>702979256
>I took Art History in college retard
What period is this from?
>>702976121
Get bent
>>702983378
menstrual
>>702983070
pectus excavatus
no tits
belly
asymmetric face
huge forehead = receding hairline
lower arms stronger than upper arm
RIP
Sharon Tate
>>702983689
show me a hotter woman before her
>>702983716
A little late for the RIP, jerkoff
>>702983969
This is CP. Literal CP
Check out the knockers on this broad, fellas
>>702984388
Then it's available on netflix. Enjoy.
Cleopatra wasn't a nigger, that's just a lie niggers want you to believe.
>>702984571
yep. egyptians hate niggers
>>702975758
nice
>>702977473
Audibly keked
What about Phryne
Born ~371BC
>>702979918
>>702977031
>>702979186
>>702975758
>>702979453
these ones are fine faggitto
>>702984548
As I am not a pedophile like you, I'll pass
Sick pedo faggot...
>>702984472
even in black and white you can see the veins.. eww.w.
>>702985063
Well, why didn't you just post a guy suckin' of his dog...
>>702984388
you can't see anyhing on that picture you amish prick.
>>702976832
>>702972375
Some cave lady from like 20000 years ago
I haven't much for standards...
Rita Hayworth
>>702985250
Here's once of after the blow
>>702984388
a few years ago someone posted webms of some movie she did that where she was a child and mods left the thread up for a long time
>>702985355
Yeah, I'm Amish!! You got a problem with that you child raping dolt!!!
>>702985619
...and The Shawshank Redemption
>>702985701
It's still technically a sexualized child
daddy like
>>702972375
Eve
Cucked Adam with satan
>>702983498
kek
>>702976776
>>702977473
Shirley Temple
>>702979351
If you call this thick you're probably one of those tweets who find those boney ass twig girls hot on /b/ too... Grow up
>>702987166
boom
>>702979351
Tweens*
>>702985135
>ewwww
How's your first yr of high school going so far?
>>702975531
Mein Neger.
>>702984388
Not nude. But correct. The actress was underage and did some topless scenes for the movie. They taped her hair over her breasts to not expose them. Her mother wouldn't let them film without her next to the director
>>702983826
the beauty of xiaohe is the oldes one i have found thous far but as eve is only a mythological person 2000 years ago should be sufficiantly old
>>702988494
forgot the pic
>>702972375
omg op. thats bridgitte bardot.
>>702984261
Daaaamn. Betty White was way more hot than
I expected
>>702985063
picture was painted not at the time, and even in that picture she has no tits or ass
Sofia Loren
>>702987166
http://historicalzg.piwigo.com/
>>702988259
...while he was masturbating
>>702976832
i wonder how long the exposure took and how long they had to hold to pose for
>>702990121
sweet deadpool figure
>>702987166
someone retweet this at her
censor with black bars if twitter doesnt allow nudity
>>702973054
Like you can't be a fan of boobs or tight asses when you are > 25. I'm 55 and probably get more pussy in a week than you do in a year, pissant.
jessica albas grandma was fucking gorgeous
>>702990433
thank god for cialis
>>702978915
Top kek
>>702982401
Yes, anon..
>>702972375
I'd post a ton of Evelyn Nesbit if there was any possible way to know which of it isn't CP.
>>702972375
no grace kelly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ku8PoUyxM
>>702977454
That's horrible, but good play. Not many people even know about the Shirtwaist fire.
>>702972962
>1966
Hepburn still beats that with 1945.
Myrna Loy
40000 years
>>702992537
>>702972375
>>702976144
Pleb taste, you munchkin fag.
>>702987166
Meme magic. Tweet this shit homie, put a 9gag watermark on it.
>>702976832
That look on his face...
>>702992863
dayum
>>702973054
You forget that half of reddit migrated here several years back which consisted of mostly 40-50+ year olds. Most of the kids that grew up on /b/ have already left.
How the fuck has no one posted her yet?
ca. 1350 BC.
>>702992863
it's hedley
25 000 years old.
>>702989780
Yep, that's doing it for me.
>>702987166
Just fuck my shit up fam.
>>702983969
>>702980787
these were both nostalgia faps for me, I had secretly recorded these movies and kept them for when my parents weren't around.
>>702976776
>>702993320
lol
I only go for real Mesopotamian girls.
>>702977064
18420 blaze it
>>702991745
simple beauty. fav hitchcock actress fosho
>>702984472
Moar
>>702975758
Mata hari?
1300BC
>>702979233
no, cleopatra is a greek name
>>702994406
No, Hakuna Matata.
>>702993174
Because she's a gross sand nigger
>>702978297
>Egyptians weren't black
Please go to /pol/ newfag faggot
>>702995005
>doesn't know what black people look like
>>702991322
that almost looks real
>>702988259
oh give me a break. her mom didn't give two shits about any of that. that little girl made a lot of movies, and mommy was all for it.
>>702995347
I'm an Arab from Egypt you buffoon. Go to Egypt yourself and ask them who the native population were.
>>702992897
This
>>702995944
They don't know shit you moron. In 200 years the world will think morlocks were the ones behind the US empire.
That's all that'll be left. A puddle of shit.
You know, like Egypt?
>>702996341
Yeah go to /pol/ newfag faggot
>>702994484
/thread
>>702990514
made me kek
>>702995005
OKAY FIRST OF ALL
>"newfag faggot"
IS REDUNDANT
SECOND OF ALL EGYPTIANS DEFINITELY WEREN'T BLACK
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_race_controversy#Position_of_modern_scholarship
EXCERPT
At the UNESCO "Symposium on the Peopling of Ancient Egypt and the Deciphering of the Meroitic Script" in Cairo in 1974, the Black Hypothesis met with "profound" disagreement.[25] Most participants concluded that the Ancient Egyptian population was indigenous to the Nile Valley, and was made up of people from north and south of the Sahara who were differentiated by their color.[26] The arguments for all sides are recorded in the UNESCO publication General History of Africa,[27] with the "Origin of the Egyptians" chapter being written by Cheikh Anta Diop.
MIC DROPPED
>>702990258
>censor with black bars if twitter doesnt allow nudity
Where the fuck have you been?
>no nudity
>kek
>>702996442
There's no denying it. Minorities take credit for everything, wipe history of proof otherwise, and are so narcissistic, parasitic and breed-crazy they're all that's left given a couple centuries.
How long ago were the pyramids, lol?
>>702989230 he's right 4/10 would not bang, unless her skin was gelatinous
>>702986321 finger fucking Freddy I was going to do that. I tip my dick to you sir.
>>702996951
Copy and paste until the cows come home. Go to present day Egypt, find an Arab that speaks english and ask him/her yourself. Until then go to /pol/ newfag FAGGOT
>>702996951
I DID NOT TYPE ALL THAT OUT FOR YOU NIGGERS TO NOT READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
>>702997656
great research retard, too bad no one takes this shit as seriously as you.
Not sure if this is old or quite recent Africa.
>>702997739
>mocking the pursuit of knowledge
Did someone say Clara Bow thread?
Rochelle Hudson, 1931. Happy New Year!
>>702973198
>didn't end well for her...
>>702975758
Egyptian ella?
>>702975828
THE ONLY PICTURE WHERE HER CALF TATTOO ISN'T COVERED
1948. PERSIAN PUSSY
Her husband was an ass but she rode a steed
Bitches don't know about Polaire? 1890s.
CRISPIN GLOVER. FIRST FEMALE PICTURE EVER.
The whole fucking thread and not one Natalie Wood. Buncha faggots.
>>702999291
Godiva
FIRST JAP FEMALE PIC TAKEN EVER
OLGA ILLIC 1900
1865
1839
>>702980073
Drug store cowboy?
Why does a lack of Bettie Page not surprise me? Fucking faggots although, to be honest, her pics always look as if she's shitting out a black bear cub!!!FACT!!!
>>702997960
looks recent to me.
>>702974271
the face that launched a thousand ships. Man, if you don't think that woman was fucking hot, or gorgeous or beautiful, you are wrong. For that story to still be around today, that must have been one good looking fucking woman.
>>702999886
incorrect
>>703001039
CLEOPATRA WAS UGLY . SHE GAVE GOOD HEAD AND ANAL.. SHE WAS HIGH TEST LADY WHO HAD MASCULINE FEATURES AND FEROCIOUS IN BED,.
Nefertitties was pretty hot
>>702999886
I am imagining even the oldest Japanese nudes had vag blurred.
>>703001487
>woman dressed as warrior
HERRESY
>>702972375
My God..
That was one amazing and beautiful woman.
>Timeless
>>703002165
I think the Americans made that law after the war.
>>702973054
You fucking faggot.
I followed moot here from somethingawful.
Fucking children.
I got a whole folder of this shit
>>702999886
>first jap pic of a female is a creepshot
Never change Nippon
Diana Rigg
>>703004326
yes...
...once upon a time...
>>703004326
>>703004569
Times a bitch
>>702972375
audreyfag here
pix not audrey, she was way hotter
>>702972375
>How far back in history can you go and still find a hot person?
1431
>>702977648
you faggot your supposed to say something perverted about her feet or about how you would violently sexually assault her. Do you even 4chan bro?
>>703005379
>Imgur fag detected
>>702992897
PLEASE, HOLY KEK WILLS IT
>>702972375
Cleopatra.
>>702997960
Is this the new ghostbusters movie i've heard so much about?
>>702973054
38 and been here since you were still in grade school faggot. Go eat a dick and finish your homework.
>>702972375
>>703005677
the dubs are a lie. I don't come from imgur
>looked up imgur because of you
>things I can't un-see because your fag detector malfunctioned
also checked