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We hate on riceboifags, pic related, this sideways cap wearring cretin actually told me the upturned tailpipe provides "down force" for "high g turns".
What is it wit you idiot ricers that allows you to self delude? Is it a mass hysteria thing? is it the weed?
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Bait
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note the parachute ring (mandatory once you break into the low 15's)
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>>702948251
rice fag detected
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12" diameter fart cans add "HP's" to my type r
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>>702948254
>parachute ring
what
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Here's my rice rocket faggot
OP stop being such a faggot
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>>702948044
What do you drive? Actually, nvm, doesnt matter, its probably slow as fuck lol
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>>702948044
>hurr durr he's a rice cause he likes that stickers on his car
>mad because someone likes something you don't like
Eat a huge bag of dicks
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When it comes down to the power:weight ratio. A 600 HP civic will roast a 600 HP Mustang all day.
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>>702948945
That's a nice rx7
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>>702949583
Kys
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>>702948044
No idea what riceboifag means, but whoever told you that is actually right. That's easy newton applied phyisics idiot. 2/10 made me reply to the bait.
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Germanfag here.

Who tf tunes a Honda Civic ? its as retarded as tuning a renault twingo..

Also wondering why you dont get some good german cars ?
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tell me im a riceboifag and give me one reason.
>Pro Tip: You can't
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>>702950295
what an ugly piece of shit you got there mate
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>>702948254
Yes, especially since its a parachute ring
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>>702950381
ayyyy lmao
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>>702950281
>Also wondering why you dont get some good german cars ?

They are expensive over here and not that great.
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>>702949310
>no one has ever built a 600hp civic cause cant
>even if, engine would blow up as soon as it hits high rpm

Try harder >:D
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I fucking hate gooks.
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>>702950295
Fucking zipperhead
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>>702950683
life span is good / engine is good / overall looks good

Love em
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>>702948945
does it have a restraining order against you? hoe about get closer and take anther pic.
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He was fucking with you.

I tell people stupid shit all the time when they ask about my Subaru.


"I put in a short throw dipstick, I can really feel the extra power"
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>>702948044
Can't hate ricer cars cause an idiot is driving one. Where does that leave all the ford n Chevy guys
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>>702948044
I stopped reading after 'riceboifaggot'

Anyone, literally anyone, who spells boy 'boi' is a fucking faggot. I'm sure you had pure intentions, but I won't participate in your endeavors, you fucking homo.
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>>702948254

> Parachute ring
> Mandatory
> low 15's
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>>702950683
Wut so your price range is 2k?
Here some examples of nice cars within 5k
-Acura TL
-Audi A4/A3 up to 2007
-Accord Coupe V6 (only this version and in manual)
-Infiniti G35
-Cadillac CTS/STS
-MX5 (cheap parts)

Now if u cant afford any of these, save money instead of putting them into ricing ur rusty civic
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>>702950281
jap cars are so much cheaper and more reliable than german, at least in the usa. and aftermarket (quality) parts are way more common and cheaper than germ

but don't get me wrong, I love german cars so much more, but I can see why someone would rather tune a civic over a bmw or audi
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>>702951433
Bra idk where your from but your not going to get any of those cars in decent shape for 5k in Canada
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>>702950799
lol.. look up texas2k on youtube. plenty of high powered hondas, with very high quality builds handing L's left and right
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So many gooks in this thread I feel I've caught a fever
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lol nerds
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>>702951710
I live in GTA and got a4 b7 '07 for 4.2k, negotiated down from 5k
Look up classifieds instead of checking inventory at a stealership
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>>702951703
yea i understand. Just here its like the biggest shame when you drive a tuned jap car. do you have some prices in head ? new jap cars cost here like 20k € when german cars start at 30k € new
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>>702948044

where's the sticker that says "ill"?
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>>702952004
that's a lucky steal, here in bc you'd be lucky to find a b5 for that money...
only one from your list that you can get for that price in the bc interior is a mx5 maybe accord v6.
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not all Hondas are slow.
But if it's slammed to the ground it more than likely is

Sources: Slammed one hasn't even came close to me
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>>702952694
350z, the sports car for people who don't know there are better sports cars.
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>>702950281
Because I don't want an unreliable paperweight after I roll over 100k miles.

German cars are really nice if you trade them in every 5 years
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>>702952847
370z, I completely discredit any opinion you have now
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>>702948044
>this sideways cap wearring cretin actually told me the upturned tailpipe provides "down force" for "high g turns".

You sure he wasn't just fucking with you because you looked like a fucking neckbeard autist in that fedora?
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>>702952224
yeah new german cars are at least 40k USD if you want the base stuff. jap cars are just a better deal financially on parts and insurance alone.
plus newer jap cars so here aren't much bc amerifat wants space and mpg's so car guys go for older jap and german cars but at that point german cars start loosing their reliability and although the cars depreciate, parts don't
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>>702952975
OH SHIT. Is it NISMO too? Nissan is shit tier Jap. Deal with it.
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>>702952847
>350z
might wanna take another look at the tail lights /b/ro
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>>702952004
Yeah with like 300k km's on it, fuck that
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>>702953135
Can you name a v6 that can hold up to 650whp without opening the block?

Pretty sure the vq37de, vg30dett are the only ones.
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>>702952847
350 are pretty fast, i think they hit 5.5 to 60mph, the downside is tiny interior so price/performance is good but price/comfort perks is low. I heard their engines have some issues over 200k kms which should be fixed in 370
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>>702953328
Would require a massive amount of other work to achieve that type of power just like any other stock engine. So it has the pro of strong internals stock. whoopty doo
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>>702953400
The vq35de is a shit tier engine in the 350s 03 - 06. The 07-08 got the HR series which was a game changer. 370 got the vq37Vhr which is just a beefed up 3.5hr with variable valve timing
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>>702953273
219k :) Now it has 236k
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>>702953591
You can run a 150 shot of nitrous with simple Boltons and a tune, for under 3k.

That's about 500hp, and having strong internals makes everything, you fucking Facebook mechanic
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>>702953591
upcoming Ford GT will have a 6-cylinder with over 600hp ... stock
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Gook fever running wild in this thread
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>>702950281
This.

I've never understood why people don't just save the money and get something half decent.

You can't polish a turd but you can always roll it in glitter I guess
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>>702953824
>implying 500hp and 650whp are the same
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>>702954073
lifespan of those cars are crazy. keep a bit an eye on it and it will be holding like 20+ years

had a mercedes which was built 1982
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>>702948980
I drive a Factory Five Cobra that does 10.8 @ 138. I guess I'm shocked to learn that /b is infested with poorfag riceBOIS...

inb4 " but muh skyline (mythical rice boi wet dream) muh 350z ...

and I have a Dodge Ram diesel and my daily driver is a Prius which averages me to 7.5" in the "vehicle choice := genital size meme)

What I love making fun of is the ricer twats like you that think a 4cyl Honda with a fart can, a parachute ring, and some stickers is a race car.

it's hilarious (and dangerous to my health) sometimes the apoplectic reaction rivers have when they see me Rollin in a street legal 10 second, 560hp naturally aspirated car.
don't be jealous rice twats, you're broke, I get it, but just know that your antics are freaking hilarious...
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>>702948254
you dont even need a damn roll cage until you break 10's
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>>702954080
>370z touring $37k
>aam turn key twin turbo kit $14k
>TOMEI titanium exhaust $1.6k
>dyno tune ~ $800

End result ~700hp
Find another 700hp car for under 55k
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>>702950281
>good
>german cars
pick one
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>>702950295
the wheel gap is killing me, please tell me youre gonna lower it
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>>702950295
did you tint the windows because you're embarrassed to be seen in it?
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>>702953930
>ford
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>>702950295
Oh god, I hope you get rammed by a 18 wheeler
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OP is a fag
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>>702954422
i have an 84 z28 that runs 9's on a wet kit. it'll do 10.98 off the bottle. quite good for a 383
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>>702954067
I never expected this level of ignorance...

I just love how all they can come up with is muh 350z (none of them have one) i cant believe "skyline" hasnt been memtioned. we're talking rice twats here, the civic twat fart canning MORONS that actually believe the electric hair dryer they got on ebay is a "turbo"...

"150 shot nitrous" maybe, about three shots and your 90 hp 4 banger is a grenade...
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>>702950295
DUDE DOWNFORCE LMAO
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>>702954563
911
600+ hp from 6-cylinders btw.
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>>702954422
You're correct, I want to find out about reliability of a Cobra. But It will be difficult for you to elaborate on this matter as you dont daily drive it
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>>702950295
you're a riceboifag an you know it. that 4 cyl pos will grenade long before you approach my 60' times... idiots...
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>>702950295
FAGGOT
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What is it with these jap cars? Some of the old ones (70' 80') are good, but come on, german cars are superior.

Pic related, my 89' mk2 jetta


Btw 21st century cars are shit
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why do people even need super fast cars and ridic things to go on them. i have a dodge ram v10 1994 with little to no changes works great. grow up and get a work vehicle and quit screwing with your rice cars. they are useless.
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>>702951077
unless you're going to drop 100k on a german car most likely it's going to give you a shit load of trouble
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>>702955646
>Vankel engine
>4 cyl
Here's a bag of dicks for u
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>>702950281
I still have the 1984 rabbit my grandfather gave me as my first car, runs well but its still an ugly POS
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>>702949310
Old foxbody mustangs weigh nothing.
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>>702952694
L
M
F
A
O
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>>702955227
im this guy >>702955169
i run a 400 shot
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>>702952899
this
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muh rice... bet none of you have a clue
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>>702951168

underrated
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>>702948945
>Rice Rocket
>Rocket
A prius could easily beat you faggot.
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>>702954550
you really are a giant fucking tool
should have saved money and bought a better car
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>>702952899
R E T A R D
E
T
A
R
D


>implying German cars are shit

Go home and die
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>>702955646
Rotary faggot
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>>702954806
underrated post
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>>702950295
Mexi-flush yooooooo
And what's with the rear diffuser, did you lose a part of it?
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>>702956236
It's an old Celica
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>>702948945
>OP stop being such a faggot
>faggot
says the miata driver
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>>702949310
They would both just roast their tires and not go anywhere because theyre both shit cars
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>>702956857

yup, with a 7M-GTE stuffed in
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Beats your fat overweighted amerifag's cars in every corner. Speed on the straight is pointless.
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ricer "acceleration" released by fart can

1st gear "bbwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaUT" nuuuuum(5 seconds to 36 mph)
2nd gear "bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" 6 more seconds to hit 56mph !!!
3rd gear (gettin up there now) bwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut" wawooo hit 60 in under 15 seconds, damn that fart can WORKS!

meanwhile OP 0-60 in 3.2....
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>>702950281
>Good German cars
Shut up faggot, your cars went to shit just like your country.
Enjoy Sharia law
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>>702952899
My Golf is 23 years old and is reliable af
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>>702957457
1.05g skidpad nigga, you cant even fit big enough tires on yer civic to compete
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>>702950799
>No one has ever
>No one
>Ever
>:D
Is this even bait or are you really 13?
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>>702957483
lol OP hits 60 while ricer still climbing first gear....
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>>702955646
Thats a fucking rotary you subhuman retard.
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>>702956236
no replacement for displacement hurrrrrrr durrrr
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might as well get in on the hate. bring it ladies
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>>702957483
too funny to read(and pretty accurate)
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>>702957457
7s 60mph go beat meat
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>>702958494
nice car but why would you molest the doors like that
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>>702957791
Your oversized tires won't balance your unbalanced car m8. You don't need 500+ hp to have driving fun. And this i say having those unlimited autobahn every day...
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>>702958491
You don't think that's american do you?
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Is this still a thing? What year is it 2002?
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>>702958613
I offered 300 bucks for a $2k(new) set of used hinges on ebay. didn't have a choice when he accepted the offer, so I said fuckit and put em on
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My "ricer" will smoke 99% of your shitty American tanks off the lights, and destroy you in the twisties. Have fun being retarded fat cunts and enjoy your greasy burgers.
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>>702958532
Here is some news for u: Hp wont make u faster nor give u more or adequate fun on a curvy road than that example of a perfectly balance car out of the box
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>>702959048
in a corner yeah. but id have you on the 1/8th and 1/4 all day long. i wouldnt even waste my time. the only chance youd have is if i nuked my engine, which ive done countless amount of times.
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is gud?
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>>702959766
nice crx m8
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>>702948044
>drifting is faster
Fuck you initial D you made every fucj head think drifing is the fastest way around every corner now
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>>702960156
who hurt you?
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>>702959766
2 strong guys could lift that into a pickup and drive off its so small
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>>702960156
At least the most fun :D
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>>702960313
that's why its such a cool car.
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>>702960313

kek, that's what makes it so fun to drive
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>>702960503
>>702960573
it just needs a small block and a RWD conversion and im in
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>>702950295
Because Doritos factory rice boi
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>>702949583
Madza mx-5 (miata) i believe
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>>702950865
Go to bed grandpa
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>>702948044
honestly i dont care what people do to their car, customize it to your liking good for you watever, only when people hoon at night is when the culture gets annoying
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>>702951168
I wish I could re-read this as if it was the first time for the rest of my life every single morning.
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>>702960287
>>702960428
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - 40/50% power and tires = drifting

Traction + apex + proper gear changes = 10000000 x better then drifting
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>>702961387
all personal preference bud
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>>702959048
Why are you all so mad lmao
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>>702948044
>130 replies and counting
Didn't realize there were this many buttmad ricer faggots here.
10/10 bait OP
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>>702948044
As a Civic Si owner...I hate Civic Si owners.
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>>702948044
the bait is strong in you
>>702955646
cant tell if good troll or idiot

>>702954422
sure you do
some poeple actually own skylines
>parachute ring
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>>702962366
i hate civics too, im tall and i dont fit in the mat all. i drove 14 hours in one before and i wanted to die. people love these jap cars i dont get it. its like they were built for japs/chinamen.....oh wait...
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i love ricers. they usualy fly by me, engines screaming at the redline after i've already beaten them and slowed back down. makes me lol.

pic related.
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>>702948044
>ITT: faggots attempt to justify the money they've spent ricing out their gook-mobiles, when they could have spent less money upgrading to a higher-quality stock model for greater performance
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>>702961516
No the facts are around most turns normal driving is faster
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>>702963040
I know that it's faster but imo controlling a drift around a corner is much more fun.
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>>702950295
Superior race
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>>702957457
I went with the 1/1500 model very nice on curved roads
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>>702962833
I said I hated the owners, not the cars. I think they are great cars and I find mine to be very comfortable.
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Will beat almost any ricer on the streets for $5k new.

Been riding bikes my whole life, never understood the appeal of little asian cars with shit sounding pipes.
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>>702963273
I would agree if you didnt have to be a midget / manlet to own one.
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I can't hear anyone in this thread due to the zippers
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>>702957208
Their actually nice cars you put a turbo in that thing and your off to the races things light as shit. but yeah its as gay as those little bmws i always see housewifes who just divorced their husbands driving
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>>702948945
Hahaha! This nigger posted a fucking Miata! TOP FUKKIN KEK!
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>>702957457
thats the fucking brz? things are underpowerd bra its a like 4 cylinder
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>>702963487
i broke my back 4 years ago at work by falling 2 stories. i can walk as of a couple years ago but i cant do little cars like that anymore, too hard to get in and out of
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>>702956519
>implying German cars are shit
Overall, they are. Mechanically, german cars are very well made. But the electronics are shit. And for some reason they feel the need to make an ungodly number of these shit electronics play a critical role in engine operation, in that the computer will shut off the engine if any one of these pieces of shit fails. The end result is a car that spends the majority of its time in the shop, with mechanics trying to figure out which sensor to swap out, only for it to break and need to be replaced again in another few thousand miles.
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>>702964137
dam sun. how did you fall? sounds like you're lucky to be alive. know that feel
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Daily drive this, gt spec 2.0 diesel turbo. Perfect for my longish commute, power when I need it, economy when I don't, and looks I never get bored of. Love it.
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>>702963937
they're great if you have an old 350 laying around the back yard
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>>702948044
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/2235/web
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these cars suck If you aren't a manlet. I dont give a fuck how fast my car can get to 60 or whatever, i just want comfy, safe, and reliable.
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>>702959659
Thus ain't no 10sec race faggot
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>>702964592
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>>702954550
A fucking turnkey tt kit for the price of an excellent used car.

on a fucking pigfat 350

fucking
hilarious
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>>702964779
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>>702964978
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>>702964453
i was a carpenter, the company i worked for had a major contract for an apartment building reno. there was a balcony 2 stories up that let go. i slid off before it let go, i landed on my knees and tried to roll. didnt quite work. i didnt really feel much honestly, i was numb. i got my buddy to drive me home. when i got home i knew something was wrong, my girlfriend called the ambulance. long story short i walk fine now i just cant go far and i need a cane. i gotta big settlement and i own 4 rental properties now. i spend my summers drag racing mostly
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>>702964624
same thing with phones who cares, i just need to text and call people and surf the web
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>>702948044
Ricers like to think that they are unique when they toss on an obnoxious fart-can exhaust on their shitty Civic, and will get assblasted when you tell them the truth: that they should have spent the money on an actual decent car.

But hey, if it means they only ruin their already pretty bad Wapanese cars - and the price barrier stops them from molesting actually decent cars from the start - then let them do it.
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>>702965153
did you get workers comp?
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>>702963784
>300cc
>Bike

Pick one.

And I ain't even one of the "liter or nothing" faggots.

Anything under a 600 is hardly a "bike" but more a "bicycle".
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>>702965342
yeah. its my biggest regret in life honestly. i cant run what so ever, my back hurts all the time. i also have no feeling what so ever in my right leg
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>>702954550
Dodge Challenger Hellcat:
707hp
Same price range brand new.
Significantly less if used.
Made by real engineers, not some frankenstein POS cobbled together by jose in his garage.
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>>702948044
I'll stick with my 'murican ride, thanks anyway...
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>>702966296
thats very nice
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>>702948044
jesus I can HEAR THE RICE COOKING
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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>>702954550

you gotta be kidding right?

55k is a lot of money for 700whp, let alone hp
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>>702966000
at least you got trips...sorry bout the back pain. my dad has 3 herniated discs and gets injections once or twice a month. he's on a shitload of medication and has been for like 20 years. that's the hardest thing to deal with imo. back pain is a fucking killer
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>>702966855
thanks anon...
always wanted a Z-06, but this is basically one with 4 doors and more room
bonus: the insurance is dirt cheap because it's a 'sedan" but almost 600hp
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>>702967407
tell him to smoke pot. doctors gave me a prescription for it, i find it helps a lot
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>>702968125
funny thing is, he used to grow it years ago. but stopped cuz mom was bitching. now he says he won't ever smoke again. weird, but i'll definitely mention it to him seeing as my city just got medicinal marijuana and it could help alleviate the pain. thanks dude, hope you're doing alright now
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