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Hey look, a g/fur thread!
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>>702939497
>>702939497
Seriously? Where?
>>702940837
Right here, precious.
How about you lose the shirt?
>>702941031
Just here? What a great news.
Still, shirt? Which shirt?
I don't wear a shirt!
Though I would like too, I feel a little cold.
>>702941270
No need to worry about that, now.
Come with me under the covers, you'll get plenty warmth here.
>>702941796
This shit makes my cock leak precum instantly.
>>702941796
Lep me ohher yo a vahm uh behore so you don'h hwish your mushle!
(Let me offer you a warm up before so you don't twist your muscle)
>>702942241
Don't let me stop you, sweetheart
>>702942438
Seems good to me. Now your turn, I need to be warmed.
Wish I could dump but I'm not on my pc, have my favorite toy instead :D
>>702942711
Oh, I'll gladly oblige.
>>702942943
>Enough money to buy a sex toy
I'm jealous.
>>702943069
One day you will save enough and get one, I'm sure of it!
>>702942979
*Wow, that's hard! I'm happy I trained myself (see pic). I'm gonna try to look like a bad boy, that'll please him...*
Wow, that's good, but...
*shit what can I say?*
... But I bet you can't do it faster.
*Yeah, that's good. And I bet he really can't.*
>>702943300
For that, I'll need to find a job. But seriously, I've been searching for years, and I can't find anything.
>>702943463
Youll find something someday, sometimes its really hard, do you have a good cv?
>>702943752
I would love to share it to you, but I'm french so the CV is in french. But it's pretty good I think.
>>702943371
Watch your mouth, pumpkin.
>>702943911
Dude I'm french lol
From Québec
>>702943922
HUNNNNNNNG!
*Woah, *hush* didn't think *hush* he could go *hush* that fast...*
*hush*
Be carefull, *hush* I'm not enough lubed!
*hush*
*and I'm already *hush* so near to cumming...*
>>702939497
¿A Furry fag? Is that you Lucas?
>>702944480
?
>>702944421
/R/ing more qt fembois
>>702944421
*Fuck, so tight...*
Heh, now don't be shy, let me hear you *Knots*
>>702944693
Here's my CV. I made very slight changes you probably won't even see, just so I don't share all my private life online.
>>702944923
Happy birthday tomorrow, dude
>>702944050
How hot are the summers there? Do you have problems with bugs?
>>702944923
Tu devrais faire vérifier ton CV par un proche connaissant bien l'orthographe car il y a beaucoup de fautes.
Je te conseille de retirer ta photo également et d'enlever les couleurs (remplace les barres de couleurs par des barres gris pâle)
Pour ton année 2014, essaie de formatter un peut mieux ton diplôme et l'option pour que ce soit plus clair.
Sinon c'est très bien!
>>702944776
*Damn, that feel so good it's hard to talk*
I'm traying to say that *Gnnn* I'm... *haaaan* I'm not enough lubed!
I... I...
Sorry I said you wasn't... *HUNGGGGG* You are totally able to go fast!
>>702945156
Days vary a lot, summers are pretty good (20-30 °C)
There are a lot of bugs when you leave town, yes
>>702945373
Just stop, this is embarrassing to watch.
>>702945050
Thanks! For my birthday I would love to have a sex toy from bad dragon for gift, but most of the people I frequent aren't dirty enough...
This or a big dick from a feminine guy.
>>702945309
L'orthographe, je l'ai fait vérifier par un prof de français et un écrivain, les deux m'ont donné des corrections différentes sur les même mots...
La photo et les couleurs, c'est pole emploi qui ont insister pour qu'il y en ait...
Après pour mon diplome, si je dit "baccalauréat scientifique option informatique et ingénieurrie", c'est mieux?
>>702945373
*Pant* *Pant*
Feel good, does it? I can make it even better
>>702945644
It's 4chan, it's the only place I can do embarassing things on. Stop trying to stop me doing shit.
And if you want to stop us to from doing fun things, then suck my dick (in pic here)
The RP in this thread is the most embarrassing I've seen yet.
>>702945440
30 degrees might be pushing it.
I know you people put milk in bags by the way, you freaks.
>>702945681
Oublie les fautes, j'ai mal lu certaines sections, je ne vois pas de faites en fait.
Pour le formattage je voulais plutôt dire de ne pas mettre tout sur une seule ligne ou encore d'utiliser du texte gras.
Mais surtout retire la photo, c'est le plus important
>>702945858
>what is F-List
>>702945862
Bagged milk is the best bro
>>702945784
Yeah! *pant*
I love your dick!
*Okay I'm warmed up, but it's not for the heat anymore... Just need to find a way not to cum before him...*
Well I do like benis.
>>702945954
Okay, je vais le faire.
Mais différemment qu'en dessinant une bite au lieu de ma face...
(quoiqu'une promotion canapée, si le mec est mignon...)
>>702946185
Loool
>>702946021
What's the rationale behind it? It seems like more hassle and a good way to waste milk.
>>702946059
How you holding up, princess?
*bites ear*
>>702946234
Ben pendant un moment j'avais pensé me prostituer tellement je suis au fond du trou (sans mauvais jeux de mots)...
>>702946318
>minimization of waste
>ease of recycling
>>702946318
Waste? What do you mean by waste?
Anyway I don't know why its only here or why it still exists, but I was born with it and raised to love ot!
>>702946384
T'es pas chez tes parents?
>>702946382
Aren't I supposed *pant* to hold up the *pant* maximum?
Because *pant* I'm really closed...*pant*
*And him biting my ears makes me even closer*
>>702946647
Si, mais pendant un moment ils ont parler de me raser les cheveux et j'ai même pas le droit d'amener des mecs ou des filles a la maison...
Pire, la porte de ma chambre peut pas ce verrouiller, je dois la bloquer avec une armoire...
>>702946732
I'm not gonna hold you back, darling.
Just let it out
>>702946812
Ouf c'est pas préférable comme situation.
Je te souhaite quand-même que ta situation s'améliore et que tu te trouves un emploi!
As-tu eu des entrevues?
>>702946460
Well the bags I've seen are broader than a carton and I can see the milk spoiling quicker because of this, especially if they are not as easily resealed as a carton. I can also see them being more likely to be broken open during transport or use. Are they not also more likely to cause spills when pouring than a rigid carton? I've never really seen your milk baggies in action though so it's all speculation on my part.
>>702946430
I can see that being the case if the average Canadian is on the ball when it comes to recycling.
>>702946976
*HUNNNNNG*
Hum...
You know, even if I already came, you can continue as long as you want...
I mean...
Pleaaaaaase ...
>>702946533
Do Floridians drink 'gator milk?
>>702947066
Oui, des entrevues, j'en ait eu. Et entre les mecs qui me prennent pas parce que (je cite) "Votre nom, ça va pas. On peut pas prendre un type avec un nom pareil", et ceux qui te disent de te couper les cheveux, et qui disent de les laisser pousser quand tu reviens après...
Franchement, c'est déprimant.
>>702947397
is that the best you could come up with
>>702947260
Youll be surprised to hear that inside those bags, there are actually 3 smaller bags of milk, so when you open one, you first put it in a milk bag holder and then cut a piece of the corner. The two other bags stay sealed and fresh longer
>>702947447
Ton nom? What
C'est de la discrimination ça, tu peux aller en cour pour ça tu sais?
>>702947268
Y-yeah..just-one.. Second...
*huff* *huff*
Ah! Fuck!
*splart* *splart*
Heh..heh... You really... Held out there, didn't you?
>>702947590
Certes, mais la dernière fois que j'ai tenter de me plaindre aux prud'homme (la cour juste pour le travail), ils m'ont annoncer qu'ils ne peuvent rien faire pour moi tant que je ne suis pas employer...
>>702947470
What do you have to offer then?
>>702947504
That's nuts.
>>702947775
The more you know haha
>>702947728
Ça c'est frustrant en tabarnak
>>702947683
Dang, I'm all sticky now!
But that was so good...
Do you have some more for my mouth?
>>702942943
>>702943300
Here's my favorite.
>>702947994
En quoi?
>>702947848
I have to say the bagged milk was my main concern but now I'm totally sold on Quebec.
>>702948001
Thats beautiful
>>702948086
C'est une expression québécoise haha
Ça veut dire que c'est extrêmement frustrant
>>702947775
delicious matsus
>>702948088
We also have regular cardboard milk you know, and in plastic containers sometimes
>>702948035
Sorry, sweetheart. I'm spent.
You were pretty good though, you should head around to our Discord, it's pretty chill
>>702948059
Nice
>>702948216
Ha okay
>>702940040
nop
>>702948452
I don't know what it is, but I'll try
>>702948294
Are they the best you could come up with?
>>702948350
I've never had milk in cardboard containers. Something about that seems off-putting.
>>702948452
im on that discord too
>>702948709
Hope to see you soon, babe
>>702948853
it's all i have
>>702946430
Hey Kat.
>>702949041
Same here, dear
>>702948853
By cardboard i mean carton, just clarifying to make sure :p
the cybering should stop
>>702949041
Is there somewhere I can find you?
Québec fag here, i gtg, see ya all
Et bonne chance à toi le français!
>>702949576
Bye m8
>>702949433
Eh, I'm sometimes on the Discord, not really anywhere much else.
>>702949372
dont stop just make it private
>>702949576
Merci le Québequois!
A plus!
(I must stop posting these pics, I'm starting to want a dick really bad...)
>>702949733
Too bad. Well, *kiss* and see ya around maybe.
>>702949066
I'm so sorry.
>>702949333
Yeah I know. Even so though.
Kaaat, I just want to know if the rumors are true.
>>702949864
Cya man
>>702949999
>>702950000
Aww sheeeit
>>702949999
>>702950000
WOAH NUMBERS
>>702950085
Quads prove that G/fur are the best.
>>702949372
No.
I feel lonely, anyone here to fullfill me with, let's say "dreams and hopes"?
>>702951280
yes
>>702951406
your life will end one day
>>702951529
That's not the kind of hard and messy I had in my mind...
>>702951406
I can give you "Hopes and Dreams", if you want.
>>702951766
Ho please, give me these "hopes and dreams", I'm all prepared. And the goatboy is best boy.
>>702951945
You asked for it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LK959-BG4JA
>>702952187
What a butt.
And the original version sound a little better, I thing.
>>702952303
Each to thier own, he did a pretty sweet job tho
>>702951426
No. Needs more Demos cybering.
>>702952407
I must admit it's a pretty good cover.
Just that the original is gold.
>>702952599
Agreed.
Personally, he is my go-to for game ost guitar covers, he's done most of the Undertale soundtrack and other amazing shit from games I haven't even heard of.
I'd seriously reccomend checking him out
>>702952914
Since I already subscribe weeks ago, I won't disagree.
But I usually prefer more symphonics musics.
>>702953124
Holyshitthosecheeks.
Whatever flötes yer böte, man.
>>702953124
that dick is ridiculously short
>>702953279
I have the same cheeks.
Wanna try a ride?
>>702953341
Is this cock better?
>>702953794
i don't like horse dick
>>702953794
Mabye someday, not in the mood rn.
I hope this sustains you until then
>>702954013
Picky? Is this better?
>>702954018
Too bad... But hey, that's okay, do what you want
I feel lonely
>>702948059
do use it and post pics please
>>702955500
Uh, no thanks?
>>702955190
Good.
I don't have any more pics sorry
>>702956827
It's fine. yer alright, anon
>>702956943
I hope that was enough for you all
>>702957038
Plenty, thanks.
>>702956827
Post nudes.
>>702957370
I'm not a whore!
I mean, if I post nudes, I'll be a whore, and I don't want to.
>>702957370
Eww humans
>>702957496
You wouldn't be a whore, you would be a slut. Now post them.
>>702957662
I'm not even shaved! And since I still don't have my own appartment, I'm not allowed to dress like I want.
No, sorry but no.
>>702957662
Stop peer pressuring, cunt
>>702957871
Yes. Thank you.
>>702954255
I don't like threesomes. And those dicks are mediocre at best.
>>702958138
Sorry
He's a butt lover
>>702958321
This doesn't excuses that he tried to force me.
>>702958498
You.
I respect you.
>>702958321
I'm an ass-man too, but I'm not an ass, man
>>702958214
Christ, there's no pleasing you, is there?
>>702958662
Thank you
>>702958498
Lol
Force
Such a whine faggot
Such butt hurt
Want some of this anal cream for you're butt wound that never happened?
>>702958669
Anal cream for you too?
Bitches these days be little whine bitches
Some niggah says sorry about home boi and little bitches be snappen at you like you did it.
Man fuck yeah oh wait! You whine more. Gtfo or stfu.
>>702957662
Any whore
Sup Homo
>>702958669
Hmm, try harder.
>>702958929
Much love.
my old high school disabled my school account and I can't use my google drive anymore
on the bright side, Doom got cracked today so i'm downloading that
how is everyone today
>>702959618
Hai Zarzar
>>702959732
hai para
how are you
>>702959618
Still searching for a cock to suck in france.
>>702959618
Quit old job
Ready for new one
>>702959786
Good and bad.
I enjoy my day more at work than I do at home.
>>702957852
Excuses, excuses.
>>702957871
Peer pressure is the only way to get anything done.
>>702958321
I'll love your butt.
>>702959992
I would love to meet you in person. I bet you have the most fuckable lips.
>>702959864
good luck with that
>>702959933
what did you do? and what are you looking to do?
>>702959946
awe. what's making it that way?
>>702960438
Because I have pretty much nothing to do and nobody to talk to at home. And I sort of don't want to waste money on alcohol just yet.
So yeah. Work is actually fun for me right now.
dj paraaaaaaa
>>702960606
no games, books, nothing?
>>702959992
No problem.
But
>Peer pressure is the only way to get anything done
isn't true. If I don't accept the first time, I won't accept the third time you asked.
Still, next time I'm fully shaved and alone at home, I may accept a little pic whoring for you...
>>702960438
Thanks.
>>702960673
how are you today, demos
>>702960673
demos KEESEEETEEESLASHTEWWWWW
>>702960701
Bored of the games I have, don't like reading, and not really interested in watching any movies or shows.
Basically why I'm saving up for a new rig.
>>702960739
He's not worth it. I'm sure you're better than that.
>>702960777 (checked)
sleepy
>>702960879
remember the name, punk
>>702960997
Yes, but it makes so much time that I haven't felt desired...
I haven't date someone for 5 years, and the last person who got in my bed raped me...
>>702960879
yeah, i was about to say, if you're working you should save up for a new rig if you're not content with the games you have or can run well enough to play.
i got this a few weeks ago and I'm pretty happy with the results I get ingame
>>702961052
stay up too long?
>>702953341
It only looks that way because of how thick it is. Were it thinner, it'd actually be realistically average to only slightly below average. The retarded sizes you're used to have warped your sense of reality.
>>702960303
Ask hunnibuns, he would know.
>>702960739
Post nudes.
Need more butts
>>702960438
I did a lot at the airport
Now at target for remodeling and ocd work
>>702959992
Better!
>>702961214
As I said, I can't post nude now.
>>702961052
sure thing~
>>702961203
i'm getting a 1060, i think i'll be content with that
>>702961301
do a one-up and don't post nudes
>>702961177
Mabye because the people you expose yourself to are unappreciative pricks.
Don't be pushed around, if your self-respect is all you have left, nothing else matters.
>>702961523
What's a one up?
>>702961345
i only got this because i'm going to get a 1440p monitor soonish and I'm normally play graphic intensive games whenever i'm not playing Warcraft 3, so I got this for whenever I do end up moving away from 1080. a 1060 isn't a bad choice though.
>>702961623
when you do a thing that's better than what they want you to
>>702961592
My self respect died long ago.
All that matter for me now is the games I devellop, making money, and feeling wanted.
But whoring as a job is way to dangerous nowaday.
>>702961818
Which means? How can I do better to them that what they want me to do?
>>702961818
I'm fine with a 1080p monitor, since I'll be moving up from a 1366x768 laptop monitor
>>702961301
Whip your dick out, and if anyone walks in, tell them to suck it or get out.
>>702962023
which means the better thing is not posting nudes for Snarf
>>702962074
we all win!
i remember when i had to use a crappy old laptop for a while, it was the same resolution but came out around the Vista era
>>702962149
Not a good idea
>>702962608
That guy have a name?
Dang.
I won't post nudes for him.
(still I'd love to have someone watching me when I'm at my best...)
Why would you post nudes at all?
Regardless of whom they are "for".
>>702962760
find someone to Skype with you or something
>>702962815
i don't really ask questions like this anymore, i just give my input and if they dismiss it, i couldn't care less
>>702949884
What's so off-putting by carton milk? I actually find it to be tasting better than plastic.
>>702962815
Because if people fap to your nudes, that means you're attractives.
>>702963051
Hard to find someone like that. And even without that, I don't have a cam nor a mic.
noods for the doods
where are you from?
>>702963250
What's the point of being attractive if you're a worthless slut
>>702963250
Have a nice future, I guess.
Just try and stay confident, Don't make a stranger of yourself, but don't ever sell your body to the desperate, all they do is bring you down.
>>702963457
I've never felt worthy, mostly because of being into both male and female here is seen like being the worst cancer of human being.
>>702963474
Huuu... Okay, I'll do my best. Thanks
>>702963250
It's not hard if you know where to look.
You don't need a cam or mic, take the pictures of yourself and then just toss them over to the person you're gonna give them to.
>>702963870
where do you live?
>>702963975
I don't know where to look.
I'm from south france. Here, everyone is catholic to the extreme...
>>702962815
VOYEURS.
>>702964111
that's unfortunate
another country might be a good start
i want to see furry men being raped, and raped, and raped
>>702964605
Not enough money for that.
I wanna see dom crying when trump is elected
>>702964708
then go north
else, i'm not sure.
This is boring. Guess I'll take the dog for a walk or something.
>>702964983
TIME TO SAGE THIS THREAD!
>>702965152
bump for sage
"we have the nukes, why shouldn't we use them?" famous last words, heh heh heh...
>>702964983
very, VERY good
Mexico WILL pay for the WALL
mexico: we will not pay for the wall
>>702963247
I just have a vague sense of disgust from the idea. There's no real rationality behind it. Just one of those things.
>>702965152
YES!
How do you pour milk from a bag without getting it everywhere?
by not being a dumbass
>>702965452
This makes sense. I can't stand lampshades made out of plastic or any plastic-like material. Makes no sense, but it makes me feel irrationally unsafe.
Milk should only come from teats.
>>702965351
He will eventually learn to like it. The penis rubbing against his prostate will become too much to not like.
>>702966012
It's so hard having teats in the fridge.
>>702966244
Eh, I never got into it. I mean, he found it and all, and it was alright, but nothing that could ever make me a bottom.
>>702965951
OK now that's weird.
>>702966452
Suppose I was killed in a housefire that started with a plastic lampshade in a previous life.
>>702966244
unable to control his erection forced by the constant pounding of his faggot asshole
I fucking love gfur. But not actual gay porn. Am i weird? Ive had sex with females before so i know im not gay.
>>702966951
Having sex with females doesn't prove anything - having sex with males does. It's obvious you either have a thing for animals or guys.
>>702966782
How do people even keep erections while being pounded?
>>702966951
Bitch, you bisexual
>>702967266
But only for gfur. I dont get hard for gay porn.
>>702967126
>>702966951
He might just enjoy the clean depiction of males in furry art.
>>702966951
Do you enjoy hentai also?
>>702966951
Alright, it's this simple:
>Sexually attracted to females: Straight
>Sexually attracted to males: Gay
>Sexually attracted to both: Bisexual
Go and have a real think about yourself.
>>702967383
Just gfur or sfur as well? If you're not attracted to sfur, then the chances are fairly big that you're not straight.
>>702966666
Possibly. Do the quints confirm your reincarnation?
>>702967566
The quints have spoken.
>>702967691
My world view has been shattered.
>>702967530
im attracted to females. and straight porn, but put some gfur in front of me i go crazy. I dont even look at dudes on the street like that.
>>702967423
I did see some hentai the other day that got me a little hard but other than that not really i dont go looking for it.
>>702967933
someone post the flowchart image
basically:
"I like girls" > "I like girls" > "I like boys" > "I like boys"
I'ts the truth
>>702965152
sage sage sage!
>>702965415
america has 0 persuading power.
>>702940034
who's the artist?
>>702968968
i dunno mayne
