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Let's settle this once and for all.
The earth is flat right?
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>>702916286
And your brain is flat too?
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>>702916286
Yes
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>>702916407
who knows? never thought about it.
>>702916432
explain!
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>>702916286
I'm looking at the horizon and cant see Mt Everest. So no.
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Why would anyone think it's flat?
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>>702916286
Physically impossible, so no.
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>>702916286
Kill yourself. Stop shit disturbing about stupid shit that shouldn't be cared about.
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>>702916507
implying you could see Mount Everest if the Earth were flat...
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>>702916641
You guys have no idea!
learn physics you shittards.
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>>702916730
The most basic physics say a flat earth can't exist.
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>>702916730
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosomeless retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My reguards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
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>>702916286
ofcourse it is, i fell off this morning and have no idea where i am
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>>702916286
that flat earth shit is a prime example of a good meme gone too far.
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>>702916698
>2011 le funny maymays
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>>702916826
oh man just kill yourself /b/ you have litterlay no fucking idea and knowledge of physics.
You dumb shittards!
The earth is flat and I can prove that!
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>>702917076
Go ahead.
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>All these sheeple believing the earth is spherical
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>>702917003
>2016 le suck my dick
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>>702917139
If I get dubs earth is flat.
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>>702917208
>butthurt over shitty 9gag maymay
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shit troll thread

sage
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>>702917155
this was my post btw (op)
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>>702916698
>>702916730

I'm calling poe because I don't want to believe this level of stupid exists.
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>>702916286
Of course the earth is flat.

Tell me, if we lived in a two dimensional world, and you were used to seeing squares, and saw a horizontal line, you'd say that line was a flat square, right?

And since we live in a three dimensional world, if you see a square, you wouldn't necessarily be wrong to think of that square as a flat cube.

However, we actually live in a FOUR dimensional world, due to time. Therefore it's correct to say the earth, or at least this current timewise cross-section of it, is flat in the timewise direction. That is to say, the earth as we know it at this singular moment in time does not extend even a single second into the future or past. It has no timewise thickness.

So yes, the earth is flat. And even if you were talking about the earth across all time, not just the cross section of its worldline at this moment, it would at the very least be correct to say the earth is flat along the thirteenth axis, since there are at most eleven dimensions. (I'm not saying string theory is true, just that I don't know enough about it to confidently say otherwise.)
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>>702917248
Sorry you must have dropped your doubles
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>>702917076
trolling that hard, not funny man
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>>702917297
Excuse me who the fuck are you claiming credits for my posts
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>>702917076
Uh mun jhust khill yurslf /bu/ yu ave literary nu udea an kolage uf pissics
Yu durnb shoetarss
Th rth ith phat an uh ca pove tht.
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>>702917076
ok so how is it the sides connect then? the sky fairy installed teleporters?
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>>702917392
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The argument that I must see mount everest when earth is flat is bullshit btw.
Mount everst is to far away to see it from here :p
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>>702917392
>(op)
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>>702917477
Holy dubs cuntform
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>>702917315
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
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>>702917503
If it's flat then nothing is "too far away"
You can't see it because it's on the other side of the globe
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>>702917475
the sky isnt a sky its a whater cloud made from the earth which are going from a to b and back again.
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>>702917558
Fuck you. Have some diseased eggs.
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>>702917713
Fuck you I'm Yoda. What the fuck do you have to show for your life? Whatever it is, I guarantee it can't beat literally fucking being Yoda.
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>>702916286
it could be, i can neither prove it or disprove it
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>>702917840
got go fast
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>>702917927
This is you.

How does it feel.

How does it fucking feel to be a chili dog,.
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earth is donut shaped.
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>>702918086
This may actually be the case if time loops in on itself
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>>702916286
Do flat earthere believe the sun is flat?
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>>702918204
>Do flat earthere believe the yes
ftfy
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Let me explain it in a way only fags like you understand. Have you seen a big fat cock before? You see how it bends and curves from gravity? Well, thats what's happening to the earth right now. Gravity is compressing the earth into the center making it curve just like the penis ccurves.
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>>702916286
>american_education_627.exe
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>>702918378
>american_education_627.exe
This is a virus! DO NOT OPEN!
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Why the earth is flat:

1. If gravity exists and if you are far from the center of flat-earth, you wouldn't be pulled downward to the ground, but to the center of flat-earth (assuming flat-earth could exists).
2. Flat-earth can't exist because gravity would pull the earth apart and become a sphere.
3. Let's assume flat-earth can exist and gravity either doesn't exist or we don't really understand it. This leaves a lot of holes in physics like weather, space travel and air travel, which are already accurately explained by normal, modern physics. Less errors = more likely to be true.
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>>702918635
>Why the earth is flat:
>[competent argument for why the earth is round]
gj
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Your all fucking retarded. The Earth is Earth shaped. Please stop these stupid discussions.
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>>702918734
but anon the earth is flat along the thirteenth axis

heck the whole universe is flat along the thirteenth axis

see my post: >>702917315
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yeah i totally fell off the edge
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>>702918803
Regardless of the dimensions the Earth is Earth shaped.
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>>702918874
So? The earth being earth shaped does not preclude it being flat. Since the fact that the earth is earth shaped offers no answer to the question of whether it's flat, it does nothing to render this sort of discussion any less than worthwhile.
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if the earth was flat, we'd have people living on the edge of the world, and since we don't, it isn't.
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>>702918981
Shut up
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>>702916286
What if the Earth is both Flat and Round, and that the illusion is that the Earth only has one shape...
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>>702919007
Everyone lives on the edge of the world along the time axis

>>702919012
y tho
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>>702917003
The picture was made way before 2011 you fucking newfag
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>>702916286
The universe is flat.

Ergo, so is the earth.
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>>702919173
this
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>>702916286
Just go in a plane.
What I don't get with all these idiots saying shit like "the earth is flat" - why would anybody lie about it?
Just to deny you masters of all that see through everything the satisfaction to say "I knew it!"?
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>>702919311
but the earth is flat along the thirteenth axis
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>>702919173
Holy fuck you are dumb
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And awaiting the arrival of the great sryrup flood, the moment good changes his mind to eat the pancake..
The Sun spinning is just a sign, that he has thrown us up high in the air.

Oh great Buttercube, please land on my neighbours house and not on mine.
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The earth is a fucking pyramid you fucking faggots want proof?

big mountains are the corners, that's why they're so big, now fuck off you stupid retarded fucks
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>>702919444
Yeap. Sounds like your peoples usual sound and dance.
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>>702916286
It's round any body of that size would collapse because of gravity
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>>702919173
the universe isn't flat...
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>>702919812
it's flat along the thirteenth axis
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>>702919812
>Being this stupid
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>>702919646
>song and dance
And saying the universe is flat so the earth is flat is like saying the pages are flat so the book must be flat
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>>702920621
Being this stupid
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>>702916286
How many SJW/Bigot Sayers are there?
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>>702916286
Earth is hollow retard
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>>702920943
Being this stupid
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>>702917618
Still didn't answer the question
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>>702921195
Being this stupid <
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>>702916486
Yes
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Yes it's flat that's why we have solar hotspots, why all images of Earth are composites, and why pictures of "satellites" in "space" are all cgi
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>>702918635
Newtonian shill detected
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>>702921436
joke post?
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>>702921524
cos they varied the supports, genius
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>>702916286
no
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>>702916286
Everything is flat.
It's all just a 3D hologram on the 2D cosmic horizon
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>>702921314
Being this stupid 8=====>
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>>702921436
>whatever that even means
>they're not all composites
>just no
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>>702921436
Yes, yes, my telescope is nothing but CGI.
Matrix confirmed.
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Where's the edge?
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Explain why there isn't uniform night and day across earth if the earth is flat.

Explain why we see different constellations in the northern and southern hemispheres if the earth is flat.

Explain gravity.

Explain why we can visibly see, with a telescope you can by at Walmart, why the other planets are spherical.

Explain why we can observe Saturn's rings throughout the year as they move in line with our point of view and appear to get thin and disappear.

How massive is the sun? What is it's radius? How far away is it from Earth? What is the moons radius? How far is it from Earth?

These are the first glaring inconsistencies with any flat earth theory I can think of off the top of my head.. If can't answer at least all of these with some kind of postulate/math/scientific theory/law and give a detailed explanation with measurable results, you are full of shit and either need to reassess your life or ramp up your trolling efforts. Plain and simple.
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>>702922488
Oh and explain plate tectonics
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>>702916286
Can someone explain how flat earthers explain the sun setting. I don't see how a spot light sun would appear to go over the horizon??
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>>702918803
It's the most clearly described I've ever seen it, but I don't know if I buy this one. Nothing personal anon.
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If I'm understanding it correctly, it's a new idea about how our reality is structured, not necessarily a flat earth like outdated maps. Might be wrong, but it has some detail that can be explored.
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>>702919397
I like how I understand what you are are saying, and these guys don't, so they are arguing with you, even though your not contradicting them. The earth is a sphere, but in time it is flat between the past and the present. I.e. you don't believe it's flat in a 3rd dimensional sense, but rather a 4th dimensional sense. Except along the 13th axis, where it would be flat just as a given point would be on a sphere like that
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>>702923054
Oh AND explain why the concept of air mass works? That is, when observing fluxes from stars/galaxies, we have to take into account the amount of atmosphere we are looking through and why our direct measurements support a spherical earth. For instance if you track an object starting near the zenith and then when it's near the horizon, you lose photons because they have to travel through a thicker slice of the atmosphere compared to when it's directly overhead. If the earth was flat you'd still lose photons from objects near the horizon but not in agreement with actual measurements if you consider a spherical earth.
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>>702916286
No
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>>702923155
I'm still waiting for a reply for my multipart question. They won't answer because they either just can't or aren't clever enough trolls to come up with a bullshit retort
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>>702923951
I'm pretty sure 13th axis guy is just being pedantic at this point. Idk, haven't slept in... 30 hours? Something like that. So if I was wrong in getting what I got out of what he said, then...well that's why
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A 4chan post will never settle something "once and for all". People aren't going to stop clinging their precious globes because some anon said they were stupid.
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>>702924118
We cling to the globe because gravity keeps us on it actually
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>>702924203
This
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I'll never get the (you)s :(. This must be a Jewish conspiracy! A NIGGER JEWISH CONSPIRACY!

I must inform /pol/
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and here we have a textbook display of scientific illiteracy.

the inability to understand basic physics, and the refusal to actually study the reality around them.

Pathetic.
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Glad we settled this. Thanks guys
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>>702924814
Can I buy pot from you?
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>>702916507
The earth is not flat thats retarded but hypothetically if it were flat then you would be able to see mount everest or whatever, air is not entirely transparent after certain distances colour begins to be washed away, and at an extreme distance you would be able to see anything at all
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>>702924947
Would not be able to see mount everest*
Extreme distances would not be able to see anything at all*

>they call me typoman
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>>702924654
Clearly.
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>>702916286
After a certain amount of matter unites no flat shape can withstand the gravity that shape all celestial bodies into spherical shapes.
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>>702916286
>people will deny this
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>>702925392
yes because it isnt
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How else could the sunset?
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>>702916698
Idiots legit think that they could see through 1000s of kms of atmosphere to view a mountain.
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>>702925768
there wouldn't be a horizon on a flat earth
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It's relying on grey areas now. Idk.
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>>702916286
What the fuck man? IF the Earth flat it clearly means that Sun and Moon are flat as well!
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You presented your argument in six clear steps. And essentially proved it. It becomes speculation a conjecture.
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>>702926018
Nah, those are some how 3D, it's only the earth that's 2D, but everything on it is 3D.
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>>702926153
>flat earth means the earth has 2 dimensions
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>>702926436
Yes, that what 2D means, but some how everything else in reality is in 3D.
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>>702926704
No 2d is a fucking photograph or drawing you absolute retard
Things on a flat earth still have depth, mountains on a flat earth aren't fucking pieces of paper, they have 3 dimensions
The belief is that the earth is a disk not a sphere and a fucking disk has 3 dimensions
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>>702916286
Why earth flat and moon round?
where's the logic?
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>>702926123
kys
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So, the sun never setting near the poles is because of what? If the earth is flat? Why does it ride aroun the horizon? Is it maybe explained above?
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>>702926895
>because one thing is a certain way another thing must be that way
Where's your logic?
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>>702926848
Then why did you say: "flat earth means the earth has 2 dimensions" ?
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>>702927063
>1080p
>6kB jpg
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>>702927174
>not understanding the implicstions of meme arrows
Are you incredibly new here?
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>>702916286
How come I see the moon faintly while the sun is shining sometimes.
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>>702927012
Eric Dubay does a good job explaining this
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>>702927172
> 1 + 1 = 2
> 1 + 1 + 1 = 45
>Because one thing acts one way another shouldn't

Kay, how should I put this. Why is only the earth Flat then? Why are no other celestial bodies flat? In a world dictated by math and rules why is it that our planet is an exception and is flat?
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>>702927587
Why not though? Why can't the earth be flat and everything else round?
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>>702925768
Atmosphere. Atmos. Sphere.
>Sphere
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>>702927709

Because that isn't how our universe works. Like I said it is dictated by precise mathematics and laws that can't even be broken because it isn't physically possible (To our understanding).
Now yeah you can argue that "well because we don't know about it doesn't make it not true"
But why aren't other planets flat then? What makes us so fucking special that our planet is a fucking slab of rock. Why is the sun round and not just flat?...
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Ok my anti flat earth question of the day. Explain seasons.
Now, if gravity isnt in play, then you have to go by the sun spins around going up and down. But that doesnt work because if what is actually the earth moving up at high speed then there is no force to push the sun back up. The fact it just floats there is ludicrous enough.
Also, southern hem and northern have different seasons.

You know what explains this really easily? A circle with north slightly tilted rotating around the sun.
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>>702928697

This.
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>>702916286
We live in 3 dimensions, have you never climbed a hill?

Nothing is technically "flat"

Even images created by light have a minimal thickness
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>>702929069

Your mom has a minimal thickness.
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>>702922488
youve missed the point here anon. you can't come at flat earthers with logic and/or reason because they are already too far gone to save. fuck them.

with any luck, they'll wonder off the edge of their flat earth and never be seen or heard of again.
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>>702923752
dude im not even a flat earther and you're getting too technical with this. We are on /b/ anon, not science class. tone it the fuck down. we get your point.
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>>702929408
Everything does, even your micropenis
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>>702917588
The atmosphere absorbs some of the light. Mount everest is too far to see because of the coming from it has been absorbed before it reaches me.
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>>702916286
if the earth was flat, we would all fucking know it. there would be no fucking reason for that fact to be hidden.

If the earth were actually flat, this thread would have been started by an OP faggot globe earther conspiracy hungry neckbeard.
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this thread is fucking retarded everyone in here knows that the earth is round and you're just trolling each other for no reason.
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>All other planets are round
>but not earth you guys, trust me!

faggotry of the highest order
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>>702929682
But thats the only way to beat the trolls/true flat earthers. Overwhelm them with actual science and then they have nothing to come back with because they are either too dumb or lazy.
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