Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
>>702905105
Fuck off to /a/ with this autistic weeaboo shit
Ill delete mine
still here
>>702905105
WB in earnest now Titmoe!
>>702904821 (Galil)
Me too. I have an aluminum cooling pad that still can't handle Guns of Icarus or XCOM2 for a long period of time.
>>702904879 (Hikage)
I was living in Japan when I bought it. The specs and performance are good for a laptop, minus the internal runaway nuclear reaction when you try to max-perform it.
>Suika claimed
Who's this cat
>>702905198
>TFW no ohayou
>>702904879
>Farming to get to level 72
>Kill the boss with my Pull The Pin
>DOUBLE XP
Krieg is great
>>702905044
But I would also really like to
Who's this answer
>>702905346
Answer is baka
>>702905361
Would you answer?
>>702905346
>>702905291
>>702905457
Marry me is the answer
>>702905191
/a/ doesn't like us
not all waifus from anime/manga
>>702905315
then do it if you think it will help. maybe pm on something if they dont mind
>>702905457
no probably not
claim goign to sleep
>>702905315
fastball krieg is great
>>702905457
chen your great but listen not everyone wants chen to call them, including me
>>702905533
pls answer
>>702905533
But I'm scared, he's a doctor.
>>702905457
Sure
>>702905457
No that twat runs people over with bicycles. Screw her and her tailhag boss and their gap hag grandma boss boss.
>Zuiga
>>702905645
hello
>>702905670
then its not that important to you. besides whats he going to do? tell you to go to a real doc?
>>702905457
>>702905191
So you claim puke pepe?
>>702905198
I had a feeling that someone else was making one.
Still, there's next time.
>>702905251
Thanks.
>Titmoe
You would.....
>>702905457
Maybe, I don't usually answer calls.
>>702905908
You're fine. I just know why you chose your waifu.
>pic related
>>702905754
It is important to me, Im just very nervous about asking him.If I can work up the courage I might ask him in the thread, but probably on Telegram or something instead.
>>702905908
It wont be next time. Ill probably be asleep or occupied.
>>702906027
About to head home. You should sleep soon, Orange
>>702906001
nothing bad will happen. its fine
>>702905754
answeer the phone.
>>702906064
This is doing the opposite of helping, my stomach is tying itself up now.
>>702906027
a cute
>>702906058
It's only 8:20
Not sleeping yet man
Goodluck on your way home.
>>702906144
just do it, if you don't then it means you didn't really want to know in the end
>>702905754
Tomo don't do it you will be unpopular!
>>702906100
ok
>>702906144
ill just stop talking about it
>>702906285
do what?
>>702905498
>>702905670
>>702905908
>>702906331
Thank you for answering
Chen just wanted to see how are you doing.
>>702905777
>>702905701
>>702905624
>>702905533
I couldn't say the same about you.
Shame.
>>702906331
>>702905958
I would assume that's the only reason for others, not me. Her personality is great and also she's badass,
>>702906015
Whenever you get a chance.
shrek is got tier waifu
>>702906485
Fuck you, Farquad is life.
>>702906389
but im in both lists?
>>702906407
eww
>>702906331
Answer the phone.
>>702906413
Yeah, she was the Kamina of her time. I appreciated Madoka Magika a lot more than Gurren Lagann, though. I thought the themes were more intertwined and less heavy-handed, but I didn't watch all of Gurren Lagann.
>>702906389
Guilt is a horrible weapon.
>>702906516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGpRTNckSc8
>donkee is better
>Get up to get some ice cream to calm myself down
>FUCKING COCKROACH IN THE KITCHEN JUST LAYING IN THE FLOOR
THIS IS NOT HELPING AT ALL
>>702906244
I really want to but I'm scared, what if something happens?
>>702906331
Ok
>>702906407
I wouldn't mind some more of this
>>702906594
i did
>>702906706
It's just a cockroach, man.
>>702906718
Confirmed new Civ leader.
>>702906737
Nono I meant DON'T answer it.
Every time I'm given the "select all store fronts" captcha, I choose the storefronts as well as the crosswalk symbols. I've noticed the crosswalk symbols becoming more frequent ...
>>702906835
why?
>>702906835
I have an extreme phobia of cockroaches
>>702906389
I'm fine, just watching a Y.T video.
Yourself?
>>702906594
Mostly liked how it played out, dark themes are to my liking. A little confusing a first, had to watch a second time for it to come together.
>>702906835
Don't tell him what to do, you evil anon.
>>702906737
Thanks.
>>702906933
And an extreme love for edgy lyrics.
>>702906973
I'm fine, just playing lolo and listening to music.
Here is a comic.
>>702907026
Answer the phone Chen
>>702907026
I know
o the haters, the takers, the liars, all the vultures and the bottom feeding scum
The FCC, the FBI and every tin god with a badge and a gun
You talk and talk, you preach and bitch but your words don't mean a thing
You get what you give, you give what you get
Just the way it's always been
I choose death before dishonor
I'd rather die than live down on my knees
Bury me like a soldier, WITH MY DIGNITY!
>>702907196
To*
>Sit down on bed for a few minutes
>Next thing I know, I'm waking up
FUCK
>>702907476
sucks. you play a lot of world of warships right? should i get the german cruiser line or battleship line? or both?
>>702907196
Stop.
It hurts.
>>702907176
I answered.
What do you want to talk about?
>>702906534
You're on my list.
>>702907476
That's what happens when you don't answer the phone.
>>702907026
What's lolo?
>>702907611
League of Legends.
>>702905450
I read it but I'm in class
Excuse me
I claim aniki
>>702907610
The ceiling
>>702907759
Hand-cunt?
>>702906227
Well. It looks like its chico rolls for dinner. Fuck my ass.
>>702907610
is that good?
>>702907595
Both are pretty decent, the battleship line as far as I'm aware are the gods of close range, as far as battleships go anyways. And I don't know too much about the cruiser line, but I see them often enough so they can't be too bad.
>>702907610
BUT I DON'T WANNA ANSWER MARY!
>>702907610
Thanks for calming me down Chen
It's not that complicated and you ain't gotta believe
They'll put me down in a hole before I let you succeed
I've never been complacent, I can't afford to be
I know you think you're special but you ain't nothin'
Well there's nothing you can say to me now
And there's nothing you can do to stop me
It's hard not to be a menace to society
When half the population is happy on their knees
You've pushed me one too many times
I'm sick of all of the fiction, we're gonna settle it
You've pushed me one too many times
I'M SICK OF ALL THE SHIT, I'M GONNA SETTLE IT!
>>702907818
No thanks, you aren't cute enough
Made you look.
>>702907865
ok. is the russian cruiser line any good?
>>702907865
You don't want?
YOU NEED TO.
>>702907840
I dunno. Is up to you to decide.
>>702907779
What about it?
>>702907958
>>702907958
Fight.
>>702907720
It's fine, best focus on that for now, i'll be off for a bit anyway.
>>702908006
What direction does it face?
>Akagi claimed
I show myself again. How are you all doing?
>>702908006
Fight myself?
THE DEEPER YOU GET, THE FARTHER YOU FALL DOWN
THE CLOSER I GET, THE MORE YOU DISSOLVE
You're lost inside, your pale addictions
Bury you, with the demons in the ash
CAN'T HEAL YOU, DON'T WANT TO
CAUSE YOU CANT SAVE YOUR FUCKING SELF
CANT HEAL YOU, DONT NEED TO
CAUSE YOU WONT SAVE YOURSELF
>>702908145
Regretting my dinner option for tonight
>>702907657
Oh, I've tried Lo.L, downloaded a few days ago, it's strange to me, haven't gotten use to it, yet.
>>702908211
Why, what did you get yourself?
>>702907996
Don't see many Russian cruiser, actually. I do see a shit of their destroyers though. Annoying little buggers they are.
>>702908006
BUT WHY?!
>>702908225
Is a pretty shit game but it's good for spending your time.
>>702908385
Why did you sleep?
>>702908195
Stop.
>>702908006
uh its neutral until something happens
>>702908385
yeah they just dump torps
>>702908305
Its what was leftover. Chico rolls. Google it, words cannot describe.
>>702908440
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rocking my peers
Putting suckers in fear
Making the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go bomb
Explosion, overpowering
Over the competition, we're towering
Record? Shock
When I drop these lyrics that'll make you call them cops (what)
Don't you dare stare,
You better move (move)
Don't ever compare us
To the rest that are all get sliced and diced
Competition paying our price
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
>>702908499
Whati found looks more like a snack then actual dinner
>>702908006
I saved this, but don't tell anyone.
>>702908225
What do you play, Mami?
>>702908555
Something like a phenomenon
Sorry, I was in the lobby getting a map.
Lunchbreak for a few minutes
How's everyone?
>So pictures work now?
>>702908760
you know the usual. what are you having?
>>702908658
We have a bunch of leftovers as well. Eating them is like eating a cholesterol roll.
>>702908706
>Something like a phenomenon
I don't get it.
>>702908760
I'm good, just about to get up for work
>>702908440
Was up for a good while at that point, and I was tired.
>>702908462
In the higher tiers, Russian DDs don't have torps I think. Their canons are better than others though.
>>702908760
Woke up, which means fell asleep, which is bad. Other than that, amazing still.
>>702908760
Im good, you? Actually having lunch now too
>>702908795
Nothing really. I ate some kebab with a friend an hour ago so I'm not hungry atm
Pretty much just sitting around
You're up late tomoko?
>It was a prank
>Yuno
>>702908846
i wouldnt know. my highest tier is 4 the wyoming
>>702908930
oh good and same. yeah cant sleep may play around in photoshop
>>702908440
I don't expect much from freeware, it's decent for a fantasy game, need to give it a few more plays before I make my decision to keep it.
>>702908706
I don't have much for a game collection, only got Dead Space, L.o.L and the BF1 beta. Might get G.T.A: S.A.
>>702908760
Good afternoon, I'm fine, just watching a some anime stuff in stream.
>>702908839
LL Cool J ... I must be in a different generation than you. You -were- posting Mama Said Knock You Out.
>>702908930
>remove kebab something joke
>>702908760
What do you do for work?
>>702908839
Oh alright. Have a good day man
>>702908846
Why is failing asleep bad?
You got a loan going for the car?
>>702908874
Great, what are you having?
>>702909016
Oh sucks, any reason you can't sleep?
What you going to do in Photoshop?
>>702909023
Oh cool what are you watching?
Btw I watched the expressionless yesterday and man it was bad
It was way worse than I remembered
>Yuno
Well, I've got to go, bye everyone!
>>702909052
Sorry, I am the dumb this early in the morning
>>702909023
Oh yeah, we were talking about the BF1 beta my friend said was bad. It was just the tank OP he hated.
I really liked GTA IV. Bloodborne was fun, too. I felt like it took a lot of the DS franchise, but discarded the bad parts. The grinding was even fun.
I'd highly recommend getting emulators. I've got most systems up to a PS2 on my computer, they run without problems, and there are a lot of good console games to be had.
>Suika
>>702909023
Is a MobA, is not any different from any other moba, just different champs.
>>702908846
Okay.
How are you?
>>702908811
They look okeish. Why don't you like them?
They are not consistent?
>>702908706
I won't.
But you already did it.
You changed your waifu?
>>702908555
Stop.
>>702908462
Oh, I get it.
Maybe you'll fall in love with me.
>>702909183
You misspelled neko
>>702909142
nothing in particular. open to suggestions really im just bored.
>>702909251
maybe never realy know
>>702909298
really*
>>702905105
>>702909251
As I said, all you taste is the beef tallow. And the cabbage goes down thick and chunky. Its hard to eat at speed.
>>702909016
T4 isn't too bad. I just hit T5 with Destroyers myself.
Speaking of which, I should go do a few games.
>>702909142
Because sleep schedule.
And I went to the bank, and I have a high chance that I'll be able to get a loan, yes. Going up there on Saturday with my dad, and I may be coming back down with said car if I'm lucky.
>>702909251
Not too bad otherwise, super stoked that I may finally get my dream car. You?
>>702909251
No, someone just posted my ohayou. I've always been for Suika Ibuki!
>>702909369
she looks nice
>>702909433
which one? and nice
>>702909052
>Something sandniggers something turkoaches
>>702909183
Later
>>702909298
Oh haha I get it.
I wouldn't even know what to suggest tbh I'm very bad at shooping
Why not just play some games or listen to music always calmes me down?
>>702909433
But naps good idea
Yea that be really cool good news from the bank as well
I wonder if the car is in as good condition as the add suggested
>Yuno
>>702909574
thats ok and i dont feel like it
>>702909574
I see you visit /int/ as well. Actually, the couple months I spent in Turkey, the Turks were pretty awesome. ... I mean, aside from the terrorists (not exaggerating) trying to find a way to get at us. Google Incirlik. I wasn't there for the coup.
>>702909251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdu4t0CkV2k
>>702909542
Japanese DDs. This was my last game yesterday as one.
>5.11 update
Whelp, good bye UI mod, till we meet again.
>>702909574
Not when I have tonight!
I'm hoping it is. Like, REALLY hoping it is.
>>702909801
>Turkey
Please don't
>>702909142
S.A.O parody on Y.T.
Miho recommended it, so why not?
I need to watch it again, had nightmares? How spooked were you?
>>702909201
It is a beta version, certain thing would be o.p. . Hope they fix it on the real game. G.T.A IV was really fun with others, so much countless hours on mods and messing around. There is some games I would like to play again; Timesplitters F.P., Area 51, Juiced 2, and some others.
I find it odd playing a emulator on a P.C., than again I have a N64 one one my old phone.
>>702909251
It's my first, so if it goes downhill for me, than I'll just avoid them a together. But it does have a large following.
>>702909663
>open to suggestions
Go and watch "What's with Andy?"
>>702909476
I never seen you here.
>>702909801
We?
Do you love me?
>>702909433
Congrats on getting your car.
Just having fun.
>>702909370
I understand, I'm sorry
Maybe I should come and cook
>>702909298
You never really know?
>>702909939
How are you playing BF 1 Beta?
Do you work as a gametester?
>>702909433
Congrats on the dream car.
Lunch break over sorry no replying
It's a short class, plus it's my last. If thread is slow I might answer you guys later
>>702909916
oh cool cool. i dont really modify my games that much
>>702910010
does not look up my alley thanks though. and yeah you never really know. could be yes could be no
>>702909921
K. Sorry!
>>702909939
I think the lack of good multi support kills most of it. I spent days of my life running cables and playing Halo on giant XBOX bricks.
>>702910010
Wait what? How have you ... but you posted the riding over Ibuki with a bicycle ... and Ran ... I'm so confused.
Nice to meet you Chen!
I can't see what image I'm posting, need to restart, so sorry for lewds.
>>702910010
Nah. I dont really need anything else. Its too late anyway, 9:30 pm.
>>702909142
Some stuff with vegetables and a sauce. Pretty delicious
>>702910010
Thanks man, I'll probably be raving about it for a good week once I get it.
>>702910023
Thanks Shiro!
>>702910143
I mostly just use a Voicepack, UI mod, and custom tracer shells/torpedoes. I'm sure there's a few more, but ah well.
>With 5.11 you can add your own music to the game
MY EUROBEAT FOLDER HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>702910167
I was posting comics by bkub.
I only claim Chen, sorry for making you confused.
>
>>702910143
Ugh, okay.
When I'm bored rewatching some old cartoons or a new series seems like a good idea.
>>702910253
You should get some sleep soon.
>>702910437
Will you listen to Eurobeat music everyday in your new car?
>>702910437
what kind of voices and stuff. that sounds like a really weird combo
>>702910491
it probably is i just dont feel like watching or doing anything really
Hello my good people! Jost woke up and claiming Taiga!
>>702910010
I'm playing it on P.C. I just downloaded it from Origin. Fun, just buggy, but beta and all.
>Gametester
Would be a good job to have. But no.
>>702910167
To each their own, I might as well just buy the console again, and get it relatively cheap. Just the games would be tough to find.
>>702910141
Later.
>>702910665
Morning waffle.
>>702910491
Have to wait for the shower to be free. 2 other people were home first.
>>702910699
>Origin
Ew.
>>702910491
I already do! Granted, it's a Bronco and the music isn't that fitting for the look, I drive it the same damn way... which is really fucking dangerous, but whatever.
>>702910604
Arpeggio voices. They're actually official voices, but normally you'd only hear them in an ARP ship.
And you think so? I think it fits just fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDhV1B-5klU
>>702910699
Hello there! Wassup?
>>702910765
Explain why, I'm oblivious to the dislike of it.
>>702910818
Not much just watching this S.A.O on Y.T. on stream right now. How about you? How are you?
>>702910815
i think my computer would die. at least its better than the default music
>>702910765
What a bummer, man.
I hope you'll have a good one.
>>702910815
You should take better care of how you drive.
>>702910604
No problem, then be it.
>>702911094
Meh, not doin' much. I'm too lazy to get out of bed, even if I'm hungry as fuck.
>>702911122
Would it? Got a toaster?
>>702911137
Hey, it may be a bit dangerous in terms of taking corners too fast, it's actually very good driving otherwise!
>>702911094
Its EA. Thats all the explanation I need. Ever since they took over most of the game companies they have been running gaming into the ground. They pioneered DRM, day 1 DLC/patches and generally dont have decent QA because they just want to cash in on the average gamer.
>>702911137
Its not all bad.
>>702909663
All right well have fun
>>702909801
I actually visit /pol/
I have nothing against the Turks they came here in the 90s to work and are decent folks
>>702909916
I'm hoping for you
>>702909939
None at all
I can handle it.
>Yuno
>>702911381
no i handle things pretty well i just think the eurobeat would be too much for me
>>702911445
im going to go to sleep. take care.
night
>>702911445
Hello there~
>>702911586
night
>>702911461
Too much for ya? Ah well, to each their own.
>Time to test if this works.
>>702911272
>Lazy
but.
>Need food
I think that's more than enough to motivate someone to move. So death is the only option?
How was the move?
>>702911442
Okay, I see why now. Sure E.A made dumb decisions which compromised some companies and use sneaky strategies to gain more money. I don't play much games from them anyways. Thanks for the simple answer.
>>702911445
You need to experience a scarier version, if ones out there. Or you need to find another creepier pasta.
>>702911586
Guten nacht.
>>702911987
Didn't move yet, but now's the time! Brb
>>702910699
Whops. Forgot to answer.
Yeah, gametesting is fun, but it probably gets boring after some time.
>>702912346
It's boring because you won't be playing the game for the sake of having fun.
You will go out of your way and do the most unthinkable things, hunting for bugs and going through the same parts of a game over and over and over.
Morning!
>>702912827
>>702912195
Okay, see ya.
>>702912346
It's alright, it happens.
Sitting for a long period of time can get uncomfortable real quick. Maybe it would be boring, just depends on the game that you're testing out. I wouldn't call it a dream job, just a easy job.
>when you get a scholarship
literally highlight of my entire life right here
>>702912861
Nuh-uh! I'm NOT cute!
>>702912943
>implying getting a scholarship is better than getting a diploma in whatever you majored in
Missed the bus.
>>702912943
That's pretty good.
>>702912872
True.
You just hit the nail on the head, very well said and argumented to be honest.
>>702913026
Was he though?
Calamity-masu'd
>>702913026
wat
I don't have to pay 70% of my tuiition fees, and I get to work before and after I graduate starting now.
>>702913040
yes fam it absolutely is
>>702912943
GG, Karen got that money now.
>>702912963
Ya huh!
>Custom music not working
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702913093
Wtf does calamity-masu even mean?!
>>702913026
No. It's implying he didn't get the diploma yet.
>>702912943
Nice. How did you get it? Showing your will to blow yourself up and terrorism skills?
>>702913139
Getting a diploma in what you majored in is WAY more satisfying.
>>702913175
Hey pet.
Absolutely! I put my vest on and said I'm the best man for the job.
They give me the money since they know they're getting it back later anyway.
>>702913234
I'm still gonna get my diploma though?
>>702913148
Forgot your picture, Makoto. But yes! I have to pay SO much less now.
>>702913234
Well uh, how would he get the diploma, since if I remember right he's just started school.
>>702913368
This!
>>702913331
>criticizing poor makoto for not posting a pic
Top tier elitism tbh
>>702912943
Congrats, Brazil!
>>702913052
I'm not so constructive on my opinions here, just for the reason I don't want to confuse some. But thanks for the compliment.
>>702913548
>>702913368
Samefag
But the anons saying that when he gets that diploma will be the best highlight
>>702913553
>elitism
You know none of this fags are elite.
Not even ironically.
>>702913553
Purge all newfags!
>>702913554
Thank you Mami
>>702913331
How did you know it was me?!
>>702913331
That makes me proud of you. You should try to move into Portugal as a refugee now.
>>702913548
Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
>>702913622
I just checked your reply chain kek, you told the other idolmaster dude he was cute
>>702913603
Here's a pic my dude, I don't know why I would even hide my face for saying that.
And I'm not comparing either, I'm just saying having to pay 70% less and getting work is awesome!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>702913548
Besides that, you up to anything today?
>>702913603
Nope.
>>702913148
>>702913040
>>702913026
>>702913175
>>702913554
Why do you fags all reply to this guy. It's sad that you have to leach off of Karen for attention.
>>702913604
Yuuko is unironically an elitist
>>702913717
lmao ok.
>>702913725
That could've been anybody! It could've even been Karen!
THE POLITICIANS DAUGHTER
WAS ACCUSED OF DRINKING WATER
AND WAS FINED A GREAT BIG FIFTY DOLLAR BILL
THEYVE GOT AN AWFUL LOT OF COFFEE IN BRAZIL
>>702913725
>what is photoshop
You guys type the same, faggot.
Bet you that you don't know who this actually is
lucc.
>>702905315
>Tfw trying to help out group but can only meow
>>702906389
Eyyo
>>702908145
Wide awake. Did my homework yesterday as promised mum
>>702913844
Whaaaaa?
Tristana claimed
Testing I guess
>>702913772
>having your friends talk to you means they're leaching off you for attention
fam.
>>702913837
I bet it was Karen, sneaky bastard
>>702913717
That's... A lot of Homura...
but yes, I just might. Check your thing.
>>702913902
Aha I don't really care if you believe or not but I'm not going to pull up photoshop just to explain something I can say myself
>>702913766
Probably going to actually study for once
>>702913811
The Travis spam was so much more interesting than the 'there's millions of me in me' and most of the spam shitposters do nowadays.
>>702914026
Alright, I will check my thing. For you.
>>702913725
Which I'm not!
>>702913837
Bad Makoto! Spreading lies about me being cute!
>>702914080
>that image
>>702914026
>implying they're actually friends with you
Be realistic, they don't even know your first name IRL
>>702913844
Hey kneesocks, i just got out of my first class. Good luck with your extremely long day.
>>702913986
Sup trust
>>702914013
It worked but no picture
This is gonna be a long fight train wifi
>Yuno
>>702913610
You're welcome, keep on going.
>>702914080
>namesync using elitist not realising that the spammer uses Taith on namesync
>>702914080
>The Travis spam was so much more interesting than the 'there's millions of me in me' and most of the spam shitposters do nowadays.
>shitposters do nowadays.
You're talking like you're such an oldfag in the thread lol
>>702914144
What's your point here anon.
Last image get!
>>702912943
Cool, now you can support all 7 of your wives
>>702914084
Hey I barely know you but your waifu is pretty cute.
>>702914080
Lewd picture Homuchan
>>702914144
Some of them do. That doesn't mean we're not friends. What do you classify as friends? I enjoy speaking to them and they enjoy speaking to me, what's the issue?
>>702914415
They're 8 now, Jibril. You forgot Hanifah
>>702914233
Am I? I'm talking like I've seen Travis spam and I've seen shitposters that just make a joke out of themselves.
>>702914501
How many goats did she cost?
