Celeb Thread AKA JJ Thread
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Celeb Thread
AKA JJ Thread
M-May Victoria Justice j-join the f-fun?...
>>702871838
Sure. Post pics of her booty
>>702871836
So sexy
I-I sent m-my m-mistress wife Natalie Portman to th-the store f-for some oranges: she w-winked at m-me and smiled unusually a-as she left... I th-thought nothing o-o-of it a-at first but n-now that she's been gone f-f-for 4 hours my m-mind is starting t-t-to unravel from worrying...
>>702871732
I wonder how much of a slut she is with an ass like that 100% of her school wants to fuck her
>>702872233
>>702872402
pics like this confirm shes either the biggest tease or the biggest slut. either way she knows it.
>>702872402
Big time slut
Butt
>>702872687
yea shes def sucked off a ton of guys and her friends get mad/jealous
>>702873337
She fucks her girl friend all the time too I bet
>>702873824
they seem more like a hook up drunk and pretend they dont remember in the morning type of girlfriends.
>>702872383
When sh-she f-finally g-got back she d-didn't even bring a-a s-single orange and s-said she g-got sidetracked and decided t-to go window sh-shopping at the mall instead...
>>702871431
bump
>>702875585
She has a great ass
>>702872630
>>702872402
>>702872687
she's only a slut to you because you would never have a chance with her
>>702875585
weak ass
>>702875817
False
>>702872148
I got you anon
>>702874237
shut the fuck up you stuttering dip shit
>>702876098
>>702876098
>>702876220
Niiiiice
>>702876117
hey don't be so rude, billy bibbit's been through enough shit already
>>702875725
Hey, that was almost a coherent thought! Well done
love me some JJ
>>702871431
>JJ
>celeb
No one but you neckbeards even know who she is. Obsessive faggots.
>>702876603
Perfect ass to fuck
>>702876454
She's so hot
>>702876457
But you joined the thread anon
>>702876697
too hot
>>702876117
>>702874237
I-I-I know she is a-a super b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm st-stealing a-a gr-great deal fr-from the w-world b-by f-forcing m-my lowly l-life upon h-hers b-but a-a guys g-gotta h-have a-a m-moment or two o-of v-victory in his l-life and when she f-fell deeply in l-love w-with me, well, that w-was m-my m-moment good s-sirs...
Where did that nice young man telling us about his wife Natalie go?
>>702876662
I want to
>>702876795
Those legs mmmmm
>>702877033
Who doesn't
>>702877296
I wanna cum on her tummy
>>702877487
mmm i hear that
>>702877824
I'm glad you agree
>>702878234
Lots of cum for VJ
>>702878309
>>702878297
I think that's my favorite shoot of hers
>>702877004
I-I-I never realized I-I w-w-was s-such a-a thief o-of hearts until the d-day she fell into m-my arms and professed h-her l-love t-towards m-me... I-I wish that Natalie w-would stay f-forever b-but as t-time p-passed and she realized f-fully what she w-was stuck w-with She s-seems s b-bit m-more reserved t-towards m-me, s-sometimes g-going out f-for parts o-of the d-day without even l-letting m-me know where sh-she's going... Gulp!...
>>702878356
Man she got sauced
>>702878652
oh fuck hnnnngh
>>702878417
I-I don't know what's g-going on; she's s-seems t-to be g-getting m-more mean t-to m-me everyday, sometimes n-not even listening t-to me when I-I'm talking t-to her... I-I also n-notice she i-is spending a lot m-more time on the phone t-texting and t-talking t-to who knows... When I-I ask h-her about i-it she j-just sluffs m-me off s-saying i-it's n-none of my b-business... I-I d-don't want t-to upset h-her s-so I-I quickly drop the subject...
>>702880680
I-I m-must say the sh-shock o-of m-my life came the d-day she t-told m-me she i-is g-getting t-tired o-of me and w-we n-needed t-to make certain "changes" to our relationship...
>>702871431
Good thing she's cute, or she'd already be sucking dicks for lunch money after that shit tier "singing" of here.
Wonder where she'll be in 5 years??
Lexee smith
>>702881368
I-I asked h-her what she m-meant and she t-told m-me she i-is n-not satisfied w-with m-my love-making, saying she c-can h-hardly see it m-much l-less feel it... I-I always though my f-fully unfurled 2 inches of freedom w-was enough f-for any woman...
Camren Bicondova
>>702875725
You look at half her pics and tell me that this bitch doesnt take mad fucking dick on her free time.
>>702882125
Bet that little whore can ride hard cock real good
>>702873337
she looks waaay to short to ever be actual model.
Ask the Olsen twins what happens when you're not cute jailbait anymore...
Natalie Alyn Lind
>>702875638
Those pointy nails are ghetto as fuck.
>>702882597
Her little sis Emily Alyn Lind.. Learning from big sis ;)
>>702876951
who's the chic with the mediocre ass?
I'll leave this here.
>>702882667
>>702871838
Oh my god this faggot again...
>>702882828
>>702882475
spoiled brat trying to be hood rat
>>702882314
She's gonna have too.. she's ugly as fuck. Destined to work the drive thru...
probably a mulatto baby in her future...
>>702871431
I know there is no god, because if there was, this thread would be full of JJ nudes.
>>702883520
If there was nudes this would 404 so quick 0.o
Tongue out and waiting for your load
>>702883520
You damn well know she takes nudes of herself. Maybe no one but her sees them, but they DO exist. No way can she be so fucking photogenic, and be such a sexy little thing, and NOT take nudes of herself!
Probably videos too. Can you imagine seeing her finger that little pussy of hers?
>>702883971
I hope she's in the next fappening.. if there another one
>>702883770
*sigh*
I know. I just bet she probably looks amazing naked, and I want to know for sure.
>>702884188
Let's be honest here.
There may be the occasional leak of maybe 3 pics of one celebrity, but there will never be another fappening.
>someone please prove me wrong.
>>702884247
I wish her smartphone would break, and I could be the repairman.
I'd be scouring every damn zero and one in that thing!!!
>>702883520
>>702883836
>>702883971
>>702884188
>>702884247
I came on /b/ to find a JJ thread because she randomly popped into my head while I was fucking my girlfriend last night.
I never fapped to her or even really was into her before that moment but I came within seconds after imagining being in between those thighs with my tongue in her mouth
>be me, 2011
>travelling nepal no less
>doing that trek annapurna circuit and having a great time, but im kinda going slowly
>been wandering by myself almost an entire day, resting in every resting place and buying nonsense stuff because its cheap
>the group of some argentinian guys i was with decided to stay a bit longer until going further so we separated
>walking this bridge and see from it two people across sitting on the edge and enjoying the view
>they greet me, i greet them too just happy to see someone, im thinking hopefully they speak english
>one of them is middle aged woman, seems nice and a guy that seemed kinda gay but alright
>after like 20 seconds it hits me, its kate winslet, actress from titanic
>chuckle at realization, was too tired/having a crazy time to be starstruck or whatever
>she's really nice and chatty
>i feel proud and important for now having to walk for hours with them and be in such company
>she's full of crazy stories from travels and hollywood, actually a great person
>get back with them to kathmandu, been around for three days, got drunk twice, became friends
>i don't live in the US so we never even saw each other again, but we mailed occasionally and she sends some email stuff sometimes and i'm glad to hear from her
>communication becomes very rare, until it stops
>it would be awkward to email after like two years
>>702884580
That'll do it, alright. Something about that age. My girlfriend has a 15 year old daughter, who is rather well developed, has a crush on me, and teases me all the time. I'm no perv, but I CAN'T help but think about her when I'm fucking my girl.
>>702884580
pumping in between these
>>702877296
>>702877824
>>702875987
are we glossing over her lil pokies in this webm?
>>702885179
Enjoy it all.
I wonder what JJ is like in person. She teases the *fuck* out of the camera. I suspect she acts like that with guys, too. Must be a heady feeling for her, knowing that so many dudes are jacking off while thinking about her.
>>702885544
Ignorance is bliss.
>>702885179
>not real pokies
>>702885544
>I wonder what JJ is like in person
>teen blonde living in california
presumably as shallow as a bird bath.
#1 priority is "give me attention!"
>>702885544
>>702885974
Definitely doesn't have time to think about anything other than her attractiveness and how she can get more followers. With her level of hotness that can be a full time job
>>702885974
>#1 priority is "give me attention!"
every. girl. ever.
>>702885676
I'm some average joe, but I used to date a woman who is a celebrity to some people (she's in a lot of low-budget horror movies).
Her public persona is one of a friendly, outgoing, funny lady, who loves her work and her fans. But behind closed doors, she was the single worst person I have ever met. I'm talking endless losses of temper, verbal and emotional abuse, she even threw a knife at me once.
Ignorance truly is bliss.
TLDR; Your celebrity crush is likely a sociopath who has a healthy case of narcissistic personality disorder.
>>702884739
that was awesome anon. i dont think it would be to awkward. just email her to how shes doing. though she may have changed email for some reason and lost your name and thats why she hasnt written.
>>702874237
Mods, can you ban this poster, please?
>>702880680
that's not how you spell 'sloughs'
Anyone wanna get lewd in private about our kinky celeb lusts?
>>702891587
Hmmm sounds real fun
>>702891587
the video of this is pretty fucking awesome. Those big ole titties are to die for.
>>702891964
Yeah? How would you like to chat? I typically use private rooms on ch at ste p, or skype.
>>702875725
she is a slut because she is a slut.
>>702892168
Some private room on a chat site would be real good :)
>>702892151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DF2lv1TMQQ
>>702889445
>>702889752
>>702882216
I-I know I-I'm j-just an ordinary d-dude and she's a great f-famous beautiful st-star and she d-deserves m-much m-more than m-me... She t-told m-me I-I'm n-not g-good enough f-for her and she w-will start g-getting b-bull lovers t-to s-satisfy h-her n-need f-for a real man...
>>702884580
>this goy thinks hes a perv for fiding 15yo sexy.
good goy.
I feel like such a fucking perv cause /b/ got me into JJ. I'm 36.
>>702892315 you r probably not a jew.
>>702891964
I would fucking ruin her pussy. I swear to god I'd be permanently inside her
>>702892315
I-I f-fell on the fl-floor w-wallowing and b-begging her reprieve b-but she j-just sm-smiled an evil smile saying she w-would k-keep me o-on only s-so she c-can t-torment m-me f-further... I-I then crawled u-up t-to h-her and k-kissed h-her f-feet as she ordered, thanking h-her m-much...
>>702876795
This needs a pervy caption
>>702892272
chat step room is: bcelebs
pw is: 123
>>702892708
Fucking horny perv. Bet it would be great to live in the same house and just pull down her pants and fuck her anytime you want.
>>702892763
Coming now
>>702892538
Nothing wrong with being attracted to a hot 16 year old. I'd wager anyone who is honest with themselves would admit to it.
>>702892876
mate if I were her bf, she wouldn't be making music anymore because I'd be inside her arsehole and pussy 24/7
>>702892931
I'll stop thinking about sex about 10 minutes after I'm dead.
>>702892714
N-Now she m-makes m-me g-good and hardy t-torment in my new life; I a-am to s-satisfy her and h-her bulls whenever r-requested and am not to u-utter a word of protest l-lest punishment c-correct m-my dubious ways... I-I h-hope she r-remains happy in this new life...
they are not celebs, they are just puppets of nwo. they have no souls and their own thoughts. they are used for propaganda of degeneracy etc. by evil.
>>702892315 jew or not a jew?
>Taylor Swift will never be your slutty ditzy trophywife
Why live?
>>702892931
Yeah, but JJ is younger than my own daughter
How fucked up does that sound. Doesn't feel good.
>>702893130 you stupid cucknigger.
>>702893209 you should fuck your own daughter.
What did she mean by this?
Or this?
>>702893450
Is that that slut from YouTube? I hate her.
>>702893550
What's the slut's name?
i swear to god there is no other celebrate that can make me get as hard as I do like Taylor Swift
>>702893394
Product placement?
>>702893613
jenna marbles
>>702893364
>>702893394
She means SUCKING COCK. And you know she's completely aware of what she's implying.
>>702893613
Jenna Marbles
>>702893673
You think?
>>702893695
literally who?
i think your definition of "famous" is far from those who can be considered normal
seek help queerboi
>>702893891
making millions on Youtube makes you kind of famous, don't you think ?
>>702876939
Damn fine shot Sir.
>>702893874
God bless the media and their constant sexual objectification of young girls.
>>702878627
I'm going to give you a..........'9'.
You lose a point for a undersized penis!!
>>702893130
>>702893135
>>702893234
I-I d-didn't s-say anything bad as h-her needle-like high heels pressed into m-my belly button e-even though h-her b-bull h-had c-called her over ten m-minutes ago she w-wanted to make s-sure m-my last m-minute with her w-was a l-living hell...
>>702888822
I wish you'd stop polishing your knob.
>>702894102
Indeed.
>>702893891
>I haven't heard of them, therefore they aren't famous.
>>702894452
>jordyn's perfect feet
>>702894604
>>702894792
They're amazing.
>>702893450
Jenna Marbles?
>>702894792
those are kinda bad actually
>>702894340
Because why should a school uniform be anything, but a silly costume girls put on to sexualize themselves for men
>>702895055
They're adorable.
>>702894238
I-I think m-my j-job i-is pretty clear when she steps b-back into the d-door of our house...
>>702894406
famous is being well known not just in the u.s. but internationally. not sure how this changed over time but that's what it is. if a person is well known for a specific thing then usually it's reported as such by media. example "a well known rapper was shot outside his house"
>>702895274
you don't have to be internationally famous to be famous
that's never been the case
>>702895274
If famous meant being well known internationally then "world famous" wouldn't be such a widely used term.
>>702889445
Can I sign that petition? Cringy af.
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>>702893613
Robert Paulson.
>>702895432
Oh man she is so fucking hot. I wanna see those titties, and that sweet little pussy!
>>702889445
Oh my glob, yes!
>>702895741
Do you think her butt itches? Half exposed on the grass and all.
>>702895823
wtf dude
>>702872630
Posts like these confirm you're out of touch with reality and have sex with your hand.
>>702895173
The st-sting o-of h-her g-golden sl-slippers is n-now a p-part of m-my daily l-life... She m-makes s-sure I-I'm h-her welcome m-mat when she's c-coming and g-going out the door...
>>702896107
When were these?
>>702893509
cheap cunt&untalented whore.
>>702895879
A selfie of your cleavage captioned "sweaty" with your tongue sticking out in a sexual way. I think you are just naive. If an adult posted that you would think that person was thirst as hell.
>>702896296
are you a retard?
>>702896406
This. Hate to break it to you, but Jordyn knows exactly what she's doing.
>>702895847
fuck you
>>702896495
What a lovely society we're a part of.
>>702896510
Sauce?
What does JJ even do?? Love her btw
>>702896639
She "raps" and was on some dance show.
>>702896639
She's literally a professional dicktease. I think she dances or something.
>>702876700
Are those boots fucking photoshopped?
>>702896639
She's a "dancer" and a "singer", I think. Could care less. All she has to do is be hot!
>>702896773
Why did he do this?
>>702896773
>Damned, I should have bought a sharper knife...
Never be cheap on your hero day, kids !
>>702892714
FUCK YOU FUCKING WEIRDO MOTHERFUCKER
>>702896878
he didn't get the job because of women quotas...
>>702896750
You couldn't* care less, anon.
>>702896683
>>702896717
>>702896750
Thanks lads
>>702896931
so fucking awkward...
>>702896926
This is not acceptable.
>>702897096
that's a good me-me !
>>702896926
omg
why did nobody tell me this existed
>>702877899
why does she have joe swanson's legs in this picture?
Bunch of JJ here:
http://imgur.com/r/jordynjones/top/all
>>702896931
wtf is going on here?
>>702898069
Not quite sure, but that Arriflex "backpack" is over the top.
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