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mario maker doesnt work without online
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ty racoon
>>702857840
My butthole needs touching.
>>702858836
yes, the bears will do.
you should post grizzly
Guess who saw a set of butt plugs all lined up from smallest to largest in a thrift store today, displayed like they where modern art.
>>702859395
Was it me?
>>702859530
I don't know. Was it?
>>702859670
I don't know, you asked the question so I assume you also know the answer.
>>702859242
Try asking your boyfriend.
>>702859838
Surprise it was me
Domes
>>702859995
That makes sense, because I was like, I don't think it was me that that happened to, but I couldn't be sure.
>>702860141
>>702859875
He's at work.
>>702860141
Touch buttholes.
>>702860219
It was a shock to see to say the least.
I don't think they know what they are.
>>702860506
Lube yourself up for when he comes home?
>>702860670
They wouldn't have bought them if they did know.
>>702860854
They've gotten other items of such nature, but nothing so blatantly as a sex toy
everybody except raccoon is useless*
>>702861010
The thing is that they wouldn't buy them if they were used. It's dangerous as far as the spread of disease.
>>702860141
post your fat cock
today a man who looked like Mario hit on me
it was the most beautiful mustache I've ever seen
>>702861216
They buy storage units so I don't think they knew they where in there.
>>702861355
why did he hit on you
>>702860695
We don't live together.
>>702861355
did you charge him with assault and battery?
>>702861257
He does have a fat cock. Like, a cock that is obese.
>>702861374
They'd throw them out. They do that when they get things they can't sell. Any firearms they have to turn in to the feds.
>>702861641
I have no idea. I just saw them.
>>702861641
obese as the men he likes
i'm loving this channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIZXwErVEz2qAcLixFdo3Ww/videos
>>702861500
Go over to his place and surprise him with after work buttsecks?
>>702861736
I don't doubt that you did. Just that I agree with you that they probably didn't know what they are.
>>702861826
What is this madness? I gave Eric's tank a deep cleaning today. He was super calm and didn't stress at all when I took him out or put him back in.
>>702862180
Maybe, who knows.
>>702862327
They do probably. Next time you go in, if you see them, ask why they have a row of used shit stoppers lined up on a shelf.
>>702862180
as far as i can tell it's a 35 year old housewife uploading a bunch of music
>>702864317
With videos of rabbits? Are those her rabbits?
>>702858836
PLEASE, SOMEONE TELL ME SAUCE
>>702867415
>>702861908
I went overboard with my new folder.
>>702868252
That's a terrible movie and you should feel shame.
>>702868406
Undertale is a game.
That or I'm missing some reference here.
>>702866317
PLEASE SAUCE
>>702866317
seconded. I feel like I know the artist of this gif, but I'm too fucking tired to remember and now I anna know.
>>702868406
jam
>>702868520
Oh. I thought you were talking about the Kurt Russel Goldie Hawn movie.
>>702868805
Katten.
>>702868775
https://e621.net/post/index/1/watermelon_(artist)
>>702868829
I don't really watch movies.
I'm thinking of finishing more people on my old sprite thread group picture.
That or making a new one.
>>702868805
Butt
mr. gato my phone died
>>702868948
I'm glad my choice in posting material makes it too difficult to be included.
>>702868009
He doesn't get off work til 11 or 12.
>>702869089
y did u kill it?
>>702869024
butts
>>702869099
I'm sure I'll find a way.
I dislike my old one. I was never consistent in how I drew it.
>>702869167
You don't have a key to his place?
>>702869249
yes, i got into a pool with it and now the screen doesnt light up, it still turns on and rings but i cant see shit
>>702869249
Numerous butts
>>702869387
jajajajajaja
sucks though bro
>>702869432
bring me icecream
post chubs
not bigbig chubs
just regular fat guy
thank you
>>702869579
Oh I will, hold on-
>>702869579
yes it does, now i have to be sure that my next one is waterproof
>>702869711
chocolate
>>702869883
or get waterproof case. whats your next phone going to be?
remove the obese from this planet
I want to make a milkshake but don't want to have to go through the work of making it.
>>702870073
what exactly are we considering obese?
>>702870373
its easy to make
hhhhhhhhhhh
>>702869917
Lucky for you :D
>>702870554
easy to make when you have a blender, annoying to make when you don't.
>>702870073
Remove me along with the rest of the horribly depressed, please and thank you.
>>702870373
those crippled by the weight of their corporeal form
>>702870808
that is not within my power
>>702870621
going to eat the whole tub?!
>>702870659
just punch it into milkshake then
>>702870073
>>702870373
yeah wtf do you want to kill his hubby
>>702870963
Fuck no! That would make me sick :c
>>702871096
i expect it all eaten
>>702870980
he is not obese, you insulter of men
>>702871155
You wanted ice cream here, not me, YOU eat it!
>>702870950
so the people that are so big they literally can't walk anymore and are considered handicapped?
>>702870963
I mean, that is basically what I have to do. I get milk and ice cream, stir that shit up in a container, shake that container harder than an unwanted baby and then once it's only mildly thick I am done.
>>702871155
how come when I saw that I thought ajani goldmane's brother.
>>702866317
>>702868565
>>702868775
https://e621.net/post/index/1/watermelon_(artist)
>>702871322
ive seen people so overweight their knees are buckling to the sides
>>702871375
rdy for snugs
>>702871468
I have seen that too, I try not to judge so I just assume something happened that caused them to be like that.
>>702871240
yes he is but he is a
good obese
obeast
>>702871272
i wanted chocolateeeeeeeeeeee
>>702871322
sounds like a decent little workout! i want milkshake now
>>702871439
i dont know who that is
>>702871622
READY for SNUGS
>>702871661
it was probably voracious overeating
i see a lot of fat, trashy people where i work so i have become jaded. people that get their welfare on the first of the month and order 30$ of food and don't tip.
>>702871827
obeast, that's good
>>702871885
There IS chocolate in it!!!!!!!!
>>702872026
a couple small chips....
>>702872111
Still chocolate!
>>702871983
yes very good
don't kill people
>>702872239
its. not. the. chocolate. i. want.
>>702872425
Well I'm not gonna eat it! I got a fudge cake to leave room for! DON'T touch that!
>>702872634
pics of this cake
>>702871885
I wouldn't say it's a workout but it definitely tastes delicious. I am also using briar's homemade vanilla brand ice cream though.
>>702873002
damn i really want one now. i should make my own sometime mmm
>>702872941
When I'm done fapping, promise c:
>>702870067
idk im leaning towards the s7 edge but im gonna wait until the next iphone goes out tomorrow, maybe, just maybe, apple will produce something worthy of its pricetag
>>702872941
>plate mail worn directly on skin/fur
>no gambeson
>gorget layered under the breastplate instead of over
I AM INTENSELY TRIGGERED
>>702873475
dude, he's wearing leather
i hate it when incorrect chainmail triggers me
>>702873296
fap on cake
>>702873300
whats the new iphone they are making?
>>702873475
My lips are on fire due to spice.
>>702873289
it's really easy, just make sure you stir it in enough that it has a good consistancy.
>>702873804
I'll fap on your "cakes"
>>702873787
historical inaccuracy is truly triggering, just watch lindybeige
>>702873804
i wish i knew, i will let apple surprise me
>>702873901
oh yeah super easy! i just never think to make it myself
>>702873922
lewd
>>702873991
buy all the apple products
>>702873475
i like his nipples
>>702873991
Surprise us with disappointment?
Oh wait, they already do that.
>>702874134
So wonderfully lewd!
>>702874244
terribly lewd
Dom, $100 for it to be cast in bronze so I can have a super good DnD figure.
>>702874199
i used to like the brand, im always wishing they would suddenly start making worthy products again...
>>702874134
calm the fuck down i aint carlos slim
>>702874514
Amaaazingly lewd!
>>702873475
>caring about useless technology
>>702874618
yes you are now go buy it alllllll
>>702874618
Wish with your wallet. Show them you don't like just an upgraded iphone with a heart rate monitor or some shit.
>>702873748
leather assless chaps on his legs. And leather doesn't provide impact protection.
>>702873787
IT'S PLATE MAIL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>702874582
Are you going to cum on it?
>>702873475
not
>all that armor
>swift kick to the balls will still take him out
>>702874822
if they sold sex toys i might buy them all
>>702874832
>heart rate monitor
whats next, an imac with a dyalisis machine? or a macbook with an ultrasound monitor?
>>702874840
do not cry brary
it will be ok
>>702875120
well that too
>>702875249
I SCREAM
>>702875244
they would make a pretty fancy over priced dildo that also doubles as a blender and tig welder
>>702875442
scream your frustrations into my butthole
Dallas you silly.
>>702875514
or just a chromed metal pipe with the apple logo
>>702875718
it would be gold plated
What are you on about you rabid gay?
>>702874582
bitch you know i live below the federal poverty level
>>702874840
uh, that's why the plate is on top
>>702876224
that's now how that wooooooooorks, kinetic energy easily passes through metal, which is why you wear a gambeson underneath.
>>702876470
yea, a leather gambeson, exactly what i said
>>702874582
>sword & board on back
>dagger on side
>Fists ready
what fucking class are you?
leather isnt a kinetic padding, it's hardly shit except against abrasion
>>702876108
:3
>>702876224
I have 4 bucks right now.
>>702876706
Bard.
>>702876810
you should ask someone with MONEY for money
>>702876810
where is your instrument?
>>702877070
>money
One of the two things I have.
>>702877070
y
>>702877092
My sword.
odds fap
evens sleep
>>702877633
We're all odd and fapping
>>702876608
okay I'm gonna stop falling for the bait now
>>702877453
how is your sword an instrument?
>>702877874
Bluff check.
>>702877191
I'll take some sir, preferably in the 6 figure amount
>>702878043
I've got 5 figures and most of it will be gone soon because of the second thing I have.
>>702878143
>>702878171
Second thing?
Student debt?
>>702878290
Nope, I found out I have cancer last week.
>>702878027
your going to have to roll 1d20 + your bluff check against 10 + 1/2 my level + my WIS mod.
>>702878290
Where darvan at?
>>702878416
Oh wow man talk about a mood killer...
>>702878468
yeah where darvan at
>>702878416
Wait wut?
>>702878461
Wow are you a nerd or some shit?
smh fam lmao
>>702878416
What kind of cancer?
>>702878543
did you just treat cancer like a party foul?
like "oh wow what a fauz pas"
>>702878750
That's how I treat cancer.
>>702878750
I didn't mean it that way, I just didn't what to say.
Leave me alone
>>702878877
"oh gross look at that cancer man over there"
Yiff in hell
>>702878543
No the mood killer was the dead guy I found on my way back from work last night, took me an hour of filing a police report when I could have been drinking.
>>702878573
Surprise?
>>702878657
Neuromas is how it's spelled I think. Basically a tumor along some nerve endings on my back. Nothing that will require Chemo but still going to need some surgery.
>>702879017
yeah i wouldn't want to bum you out or anything
>>702878597
you can E=MCsuckthesenuts
>>702879033
I do call them cancer man, regardless of if they are men or not.
>>702879073
It's not terminal?
>>702879169
rude
>>702879375
was i too harsh?
>>702879277
No but it won't be cheap, and I still need to pay for this year of school and try to not die of exhaustion while I'm working 50-60 hours a week.
i want a dog crotch
>>702879525
yea you held it too long
>>702879277
can I borrow your Cher albums?
>>702879684
I don't get the reference.
>>702879057
That looks pretty fucking gross
don't we all
>>702879679
dammit
i should work on being less abrasive
>>702878877
Oh you fucking commie motherfucker.
ONE RUSSIAN ONE BULLET.
>>702879896
It's a serious question. I want to know if I can believe in life after love.
>>702880024
Protoman?
>>702880028
I'm still unsure of what you are referencing.
>>702880223
RIFK
>>702880279
Hi, Protoman.
Make a new tred you fucking homovan faggots desu
>>702879073
First I'm hearing of it.
>>702880784
I know I haven't been on much lately, I'm working 50+ hours a week as a full time student and tonight I was kind of like... fuck homework.
ahaha
>:(
there there
*Is inconsolable*
just listen to noise music
