Hypothetically speaking, how would one of these respond to an Electro Magnetic Pulse generator? I recently got royaly fucked by the police for some petty bullshit (I paid off a ticket, then the court didn't clear it with the DMV, so my license was suspended, and they towed my car) , so I am now looking for effective ways of getting them off my tail, and ultimately make a clean getaway.. I was thinking about using one of these to disable their vehicle, and using a radio jammer to block them from requesting backup.
Is it illegal just to HAVE this hardware in your car? Or just to use it?
Would this be effective? or do they have some sort of EMP protection?
self-bumpin
anyone?
>>702853752
sounds foolproof
>>702853752
Yea go for it OP, solid plan. Nothing could go wrong
>>702854792
Even if it didn't work, I don't think they would know what is happening.
>>702855115
Yea sure
>>702853752
You should also get on of the traffic light changers
>>702855233
How? Do they work on radio?
>>702853752
a decent EMP would fry the car's comp and take out their coms
>would also fry your car too tho
>>702855441
Even if I insulated my car sensors and internal electronics? I would also be making a directional EMP so the magnetic field shouldn't be anywhere near my electronics..
>>702855363
EMT's use a radio transmitter to change lights
>>702855441
Not if his car runs on analog!
How are you going to generate that much energy from your car?
How will you protect your car from the EMP?
If the EMP disables their car, wouldn't it disable their radio too? Why do you need a jammer?
Even if you did disable the car and radio, wouldn't they just use their personal cellphone?
Once you've disabled the car and you're driving away at top speed, your jammer travels with you. They'll be unjammed within seconds.
>I'll take Juvenile Revenge Fantasies for $200, Alex.
>>702855643
it would be far easier to get an RPG or three
Op is a nigger
>>702855855
Ok this guy and his dubs are gay. Disregard what he has to say.
Now you've got a pretty solid plan. Just make sure to wrap your electronics in tin foil. Other than that you've got a pretty solid plan.
>>702855855
>personal cellphone
Well, I mean... If the car gets fried, the cell would get fried too
>>702856184
>Well, I mean... If the car gets fried, the cell would get fried too
reading comprehension fail
Well OP, here is the scenario. I have been an electronics technician for a long time. I specialize in radar and electronic counter measures. It is illegal for you, without a license, to possess the equipment with the power to do this. However, if you were to homebrew something consisting of a directional antenna, linear amplifier, and a wide band sweep signal generator, what you propose is possible.
>>702856314
Uh, no. The guy who said the cop in the fucked car could use his cellphone was an idiot. No comprehension fail.
> implying the EMP wouldn't ruin the cell phone.
>>702855855
>How are you going to generate that much energy from your car?
I was thinking an array of caps or maybe even supercapacitors precharged.. I also am getting an upgraded alternator, so I should be able to generate a fair amount of electrical power on demand.
>How will you protect your car from the EMP?
Shielding my ECU, and the fact that my main car components don't use digital electronics (except for the accessories)
>If the EMP disables their car, wouldn't it disable their radio too? Why do you need a jammer?
It might, but I just worry that the EMP wont be at the correct frequencies to interfere with their radio.. I was thinking it would be more efficient to make a transmitter tuned specifically to their emergency radio frequencies.
>Once you've disabled the car and you're driving away at top speed, your jammer travels with you. They'll be unjammed within seconds.
Their electronics should be either fried, or at least out for a little bit of time.
>>702855917
I don't want to hurt anyone, I just hate getting screwed by the government over some bullshit.
>>702856988
>the EMP wont be at the correct frequencies
Wait... Magnetic fields don't have frequencies... Do they?
you don't need an "emp", you fucking hillbilly. if you were really feeling froggy you could get a magnetron and build a directional antenna. that would require a lot of electricity though, but you would be able to cook electronics from a distance.
>>702856988
EMPs don't have frequencies fucktard. Only radios do. You hit them with an EMP, everything goes down. Just don't be a fucktard and take out an entire block.
>>702853752
>Is it illegal just to HAVE this hardware in your car? Or just to use it?
are you seriously this retarded? You posting this alone is evidence to convict you for conspiracy. You already disclosed your intent with these items.
fucking moron
>>702857559
>EMPs don't have frequencies
ummm.. what?
"A pulse of electromagnetic energy typically comprises many frequencies from DC (zero Hz) to some upper limit depending on the source. The range defined as EMP, sometimes referred to as "DC to daylight", excludes the highest frequencies comprising the optical (infrared, visible, ultraviolet) and ionizing (X and gamma rays) ranges."
>>702857813
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
To make an EMP you will need to discharge a ton of energy quickly, you will also need to have the frequencies of the waves generated which coincide with the operational frequencies of the cars electronics.
Even then this is going to be damn near possible to accomplish.
You are better off making a high voltage discharge tube to make X-rays and give yourself cancer.
>>702856473
>>702857559
EMP actually covers a wide band of frequency. That's why I'm suggesting a sweep signal generator.
>>702857813
A detective is going to sift through everything he's posted/browsed online?
>>702858044
What evidence, this thread will be pruned soon enough
>>702858139
You know what I'm asking! Real life isn't an episode of CSI.
>>702858044
they will have seen his license plate, and will search his car for the WMD
>>702853752
Since all modern cars rely so heavily upon their computers, and electromagnetic pulses can fry their chips, you'd permakill a pigmobile.
It's not explicitly prohibited, but unless you're driving a crappy old clunker that doesn't rely upon computers, you'll need to figure out how to make a directed EMP device.
Also, you'd have to make one that didn't use a nuclear fission reaction.
>>702855096
Was that sarcasm?
>>702855855
The EMP will fry all electronics in target area. Computers, radios, cell phones, etc.
>>702853752
When my cousin got community service for drunk and disorderly conduct, he ended up having to wash pig cruisers. He rubbed the windshields down with Armor All. Those pigs a big surprise the first time it rained.
>>702857447
This guy gets it.
Source an old microwave and a dish antenna.
>>702858287
Go to a junkyard and snatch some unused plates
hey op for serious though make sure you insulate your whole electrical system (coil packs and all) otherwise you`ll be dead in the water, unless you drive a diesel you need sparkplugs to keep driving
>>702855643
Faraday Caging all of your cars electrical components is impossible. And, to make a shaped EMP is difficult, you'd need a parabolic yagi and a lot of power for a directional EMP/signal jammer. Even if you could dig up components for a jammer, you'd need to know the operating band of the cruiser/dispatch radios. All of this is incredibly stupid, I highly advise staying away from pursuing such a concept in that you'd be in violation of municipal, state, and federal law. Don't. Do. It.
I would much rather have this type of device to use upon wannabe gangsters with their ghetto blasters blaring (c)rap at max bass.
>>702854414
Is it a CD player?
>>702858583
>Do. It.
I agree, do it
>>702857823
fucken rekt
>>702858583
How naive are you? This jackoff isn't going to make anything.
>>702853752
What you and the vast majority of the fucking mellenials lack is accountability. If you understand how this works you might be able to do something with your life.
PAY
YOUR
FUCKING
BILLS
FAGGOT
>>702857953
You'd also need an analyzer with a directional to ID the uplink band of the cruiser radio, then all one would need to do is generate a signal in or within the guard band of that uplink signal. This is illegal, interference is punishable by law. I don't recommend any of this, it should all be regarded as theoretical.
It's not illegal to have the hardware but if you ever get caught using it it's a felony. And if you stupidly take out a whole city block you'll be held responsible for any damage or injuries incurred.
>>702857823
Nerds!
>>702858975
Word.
>>702858666
no satan, its a telephone
>>702857924
Yea, that won't fly in court. Hope you are behind 9 proxies.
I think when it's all said and done 360 no scoping the cop whiles hes behind you trying to pull you over is a much cheaper and effective method.
>>702858638
take out an whole starbucks worth of apple products
>>702858518
>never been to a junkyard
>never had a vehicle registered in his name that he got rid of.
>>702858666
Nice trips
>>702858957
when he starts playong with the voltages that he would require, he is likely to make quite a bit of smoke
>>702859118
I hope you have jury duty tomorrow, faggot.
>>702859314
STOP LOOKING AT THEM
It would probably fuck up their computer (Even that's not guaranteed) but nothing permanent. Depending on the strength of the pulse
>>702858427
Be careful with that magnetron or you can fry your nutsack.
EMP generators are easy to build, the problem is making them directional, normally they just fry everything (including your car and everything in it) in a sphere extending outward from the coils
>>702859308
>Doesn't understand a joke
>>702858357
Silly arrogant children so full of stupid and participation ribbons. You precious snowflakes.
>>702859451
Nobody likes roasted nuts
+10 internets if you can source that quote
I remember reading that a capacitor exploding generates a good sized EMP. I imagine there is a way to drop one so it it goes off under the squad car. In fact I think that is how the ones they are using against civilians work. Still not a good idea.
>>702859359
>kek registered voters
I gotta tell ya, I don't.
>>702853752
why don't you just use fake plates and drop some spikes out to take out there tyres??
>>702859554
Is it a good idea to microwave that?
>>702859596
How about stop breaking the law?
Former Dodge tech here. Dealt with Dodge chargers a lot for service. They are more than equipped to deal with such issues. Go for it faggot.
>>702859467
jokes tend to be funny, or at least that is the goal.
>>702859629
AYyyyy! You win!
I miss that show ;-;
>>702853752
Ok, so you knock out their communications for a few minutes. So what? Also no, it's not legal and this isn't mr robot dickhead. The car would be fine. There's really no way you could fit hardware in your car powerful enough to do shit either, so go watch more le epic haxx0r shows, cunt.
>>702856988
ernie is that you?
>>702857944
Lol
>>702859554
Personal experience working on jammer technology for the navy's ea6b
>>702859781
directional microwave antenna
>>702859468
>to retarded to have ever received a participation ribbon
You did still win free hugs occasionally didn't you?
>>702859554
Microwave radiation attacks areas with the least amount of nerve endings worse than other areas, i.e. eyes and balls.
>>702859863
Once again, no.
>>702859845
>>702859950
Well... Umm... Neither of those was the answer I was looking for... The correct answer was the YouTube show "Is it a good idea to microwave this?"
>>702858139
Lol, I could see it now.. i'm sitting there in court with my lawer, and on the opposing side of the courthouse some greasy pig is scrolling though 4chan trying to convince people anything from this site is actually evidence .
>>702858518
This..
>>702858427
I'm not trying to cook anyone.. just stop them from chasing me.
>>702858957
I have made devices like this on several occasions.. Most this shit can be made with recycled everyday electronics.
(transformers, caps, and copper wire for a coil)
>>702858975
>>702859055
I literally did you pig fuckers, and they still screwed me over.
People like you are just too dumb to realize they are oppressing your basic rights for the intent of making a profit.
>>702859596
>fake plates
That would be useful or some things, but I don't see how that would stop them from pulling me over..
>spikes
I am trying to be discrete, hopefully they will just think their car is just fucked up.
>>702859684
haha, sure they are.
>>702859781
Yeah i could, Really the whole thing would weigh about 60lbs, and would easily fit in my trunk.
>>702859803
haha, nope.. ernie sounds like a cool dude.
>>702860177
I liked "Will It Blend?" better.
>>702859952
You don't mean that.
>>702859880
OR just retarded enough to get one. That's how it works
>>702859880
Some adults worked for what they have and pay their bills too, snowflake. Don't get so upset from achieving nothing and getting the same empty token welfare handouts for so called rewards that every single other person got. You're still a special unique snowflake doing and saying the exact same shit as the rest of your waste of life generation.
Maybe someday, a few of you might grow up a little bit and find a whole real world out there very different from what your liberal propaganda trainers have drilled into your empty heads. Good luck!
>>702859118
>>702859032
>>702858992
>>702858583
>>702859647
It's a sad day in America when a bunch of losers chatting on anonymous message board can't shoot the breeze on a fucking bullshit hypothetical emp device without invoking the specter of some sort of law enforcement fear/concern
>Americans cucked hard
>>702860180
if you take out the car, you will also take out all electronics in the car
>they will know it was you
>your ass will be into camp x-ray
By inflicting a loss on a municipality, you waste TAXPAYER money.
Including your own.
>>702860773
Big Brother watches, friend-o.
>>702860180
driving seems to really stress you out man. why don't you just Uber wherever you need to go?
>>702853752
Dumbass. Anything powerful enough to do this would most definitely disable your car as well. Unless you want to install a thick layer of lead around the engine block. Which would cause it to over heat
>>702853752
>>702855441
>>702855643
>>702855855
>>702856988
Just drive an old carbureted car that doesn't have an ECU to worry about & not give a shit because space magnets ain't gonna stop the engine from spinning via dinosaur juice & air.
or you could stop being a bitch and just run. if you're worried about your plate number then just make a james bond plate flipper, or a piece of sheet metal on a pully & spring that you can drop down over your plates that has "Fuck Off" written on it.
or just do what I used to do in a old shitbox Pontiac GTP (FWD, but still fucking hooked with a pully swapped supercharger & tire that put down over 300 to the wheels) and drive around unregistered with someone elses expired plates & a reg sticker that you scrapped off another car at the junk yard.
shit worked cash & got away from like 3 cops till one chase where I blew a brake line & ended up in a snow bank
>>702860908
watches what exactly? a bunch of faggot retards posting make-believe shit out of their asses? no one gives a shit
>>702853752
Now I'm in Canada, so some of the fines would probably be different, but as a wildland firefighter I have my restricted aeronautical radio operations certificate. And I can verify that yes, fucking with radio (from swearing to jamming) will get you in shit. Not that you can't get away with it, just be smart and don't let it come back to you.
For example don't be running interference from your fucking car. I don't know what you could do, but in this day and age making an emp device running off a battery shouldn't be all that hard. That said if you did create something like that you wouldn't want to fuck with cop cars. You'd be wanting to fuck with the wherever they have the dispatchers and, I don't know what else to call them. I always just say radio girls because they're almost always girls when it comes to forest fires.
>>702861014
tldr
Soo.... What OP needs is
>Fake plates
>Caltrops
>an exploding capacitor
>Magnetron
>RPG
>Directional antenna
>Linear amplifier
>Wide band sweep signal generator
>EMT light changer
Did I get everything?
Clean get away? Get one of these cops give up after they hear 3rd gear.
>>702861169
Second this.
you would need a car with no critical computer controls probably pre 85. mount the thing in the trunk and hope it doesnt fry your electronics too
>>702861108
Correction. I said "shouldn't be all that hard" I meant to say "shouldn't be impossible
>>702853752
>looking for effective ways of getting them off my tail
did you try one of those things... you know... people use them all the time to help with legal disputes like this... oh yea, a lawyer.
You think the cops give two shits about the car your tax money paid for. Fucking retard.
to actually answer your completely retarded questions, yes it is illegal to use anything that emits a signal in order to block or evade police radar/radio and no it is not illegal to have unless it can be proven you intend to use it for an illegal purpose.
now kys
>>702861169
How will he fit the EMP and stuff?
>>702861342
Fucking canadians and their hyperbole.
>>702859455
True.
1) Charge coik
2) change windings ratio very quickly < 1ms or faster.
Easiest is a saturated transformer and a stick of dynamite.
Car's don't use emp resistant in packages. Their tinfoil in the harnesses will help resist this impulse but if you have enough brute force on the pulse it won't matter much.
It's not very practical however.
>>702861384
>kys
and that's where i stopped reading
>>702861081
Yes, exactly that.
>>702861400
Point is he won't need it.
>>702861400
He doesn't need one at that point... Or he gets creative and makes a back pack version that he carries around
>>702860773
seriously though.. This is what is wrong with America.. They forgot what freedom means.. I also get a kick out of the fact that these people spread the idea that all laws are just, therefor we should fallow them blindly.. Really couldn't be a clearer case of people blindly submitting to authority.
>>702860804
>implying I pay taxes
>>702861014
>or you could stop being a bitch and just run.
My entire idea is to remain as desecrate as possible, and to just leave them behind scratching their heads..
Also, my car simply doesn't have the power to outrun one of their cruisers.
>>702861001
it would be possible if OP was smart enough to get an old diesel powered pick-up.
>but OP is nignog and too stupid to get jew lawyer and sue to get shekels from court
>>702861496
So you read it all?
>>702861571
You want to remain desecrate? Weird.
>>702861156
Perfect. Nailed it!
>>702861418
Sorry. My feet are cold.
>>702861169
This.
>>702861384
>You think the cops give two shits about the car your tax money paid for.
No, either do I.. All I give a shit about is getting away from them.
>>702861169
fuckin stupid ass motorcycle faggots
idiots the lot of you
>>702861169
This is the only acceptable option for clean getaway.
>>702861996
dumbass
>>702861672
*discreet
happy now faggot
>>702862046
I still think my EMP will do just fine.. There is a reason the cops themselves are trying to get this technology.
This is the most.retarded.post ever. First off. You don't have enogh power to make a mobile emp device to have in your car. Second . Their is no way to shield from an emp without generating a magnetic field greater then the emp. And lastly even if you could do both those things you can't protect your own car from emp blasts. Fucking retards.
>>702862173
>>702861996
Only mad because he doesn't have one and his Camaro lost to an R1 yesterday
>>702862252
Source? I mean, there have been multiple technicians and engineers give their opinions, what are your qualifications for calling us retards?
>>702861496
kek
>>702861169
3rd gear?
>>702861996
there was a cop in one of these type of threads a while back and he was saying they just cruised along and over 90% the bike will have crashed not too far away
>>702853752
Just sue
>>702853752
why? so your tax dollars could pay for a new one, you fucking idiot?
>>702862252
Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot. Just get the fuck out.
>>702855719
Steampunk cop sounds more effective than one would think
>>702862252
Lol, always get a kick when people who are clearly uninformed about a specific subject go around calling other people retarded.
>>702862720
How fucking stupid are you people? I am talking about using it to get away from the law, not destroy their property. You guys are completely missing the point.
>>702862550
Depends on how he drives/ride
>>702862550
Called lane splitting. Here learn something kid.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nNJT3hSRB8I
>>702862720
>>702862252
fucking kek
you're retarded, just leave
>>702862545
First gear will take you to about 60 mph, 2nd like 100, 3rd is 125 ish and so on. Basically by the time the cop get to speed he is doing upwards of 170 in sixth gear. The bike just out accelerates the car so much. Basically by the time the cop got to speed the bike would have been doing upwards of 170 for a fair while longer.
>>702854414
No it's not illegal to drive around with a battery powered lamp
>>702862230
Delighted. Today I earned a (You).
>>702862475
You still have crayon on your mouth.
>>702863243
holy shit, i didn't know bikes were that fast faster than a cop car with enhanced engine
>>702862475
Thanks for that, /b/rother.
Try to share a nugget of knowledge with an idiot and all they want to do is tell you why you're wrong.
Fuck these assholes.
I'm out.
>>702863378
Aww, how creative, not having an actual defense, so you call me a child
>>702853752
thats illegal Im in Anonymous and I know the law, you try this and Ill report you!
>>702863636
>>702862545
For the R6 shown here was one guy's redlines.
"1: 70 mph
2: 101 mph
3: 127 mph
4: 150 mph
5: 166 mph theoretical top speed if it had enough power to overcome air drag
6: 182 mph theoretical top speed if it had enough power to overcome air drag"
>>702857944
This thread will work. Gave me cancer.
>>702862550
this
>>702862687
claim?
>>702860741
Oh you poor dear! You never won free hugs either. You like Werewolves, son?
>>702863768
7: 1488 feet theoretical max height could jump if had enough force to overcome Earth's gravity.
>>702863974
Your pursed lips look like a kitty cats asshole.
>>702860773
>>702863736
>>702863378
>>702863631
lol, what the fuck is this faggotry?
>>702863695
"that could have been anyone's EMP"
>>702863736
Oh no, you don't need to show me what your backpack has, I was a kid once
>>702863768
Try to turn.
Study up on vector forces and you will figure out why morons died in high speed accidents on bikes.
>>702861571
>doesn't pay taxes
>bitches about being fucked over by government
/k/ innawoods pls go.
>>702861014
Is that a straight six?
>>702861571
> millennial living on daddy's dollar detected
But a sportbike and kill yourself. You will nuke your car in the process. Your high as fuck and being ridiculous to get into a cop chase. Go play grand theft auto and leave that shit to those who do it because you never will.
>>702864173
You thinking about my crayons, better get the taste out your mouth! That's for damn sure, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no crayons from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfucking farmers who wanna start some shit. You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
>>702864534
I play GTA.
>>702863768
How does one stop going 182 mph?
>>702864674
VERY carefully.
>>702864512
>>702864512
No, I just do everything in my power to make sure the US government doesn't have any control over my money (or my freedom for that matter) . I do pay taxes, but the minimal amount possible.
>>702861014
In your dreams pal ull still need an ignition coil.
Maybe a car bed diesel with mechanical fuel pump.
>>702861384
>You think the cops give two shits about the car your tax money paid for.
They care about the fact that their supervisor will fucking care, because he's ultimately the one who has to explain to higher ups wtf happened to a perfectly good cruiser. My mom dated a Pig Supervisor once. That was literally all he cared about--the people under him doing stupid shit and getting him yelled at, or the city sued. He didn't care that kids want to smoke weed. He didn't care that Tyrell wants to sell crack on the corner. He cared about the paperwork and cussings he'd have to endure if someone under him fucked up too royally.
>>702864802
>implying I pay taxes
>I do pay taxes
OP being inconsistent as fuck. Trying to be edgy as fuck, rah rah fuck gubmint, etc.
Shit OP. Shit thread. I'm done here.
>>702861571
>I also get a kick out of the fact that these people spread the idea that all laws are just,
We're not the one's with eight cameras stuck up our asses at every given moment. And that's not an average. That's the fucking minimum. Anyway, talley ho, guv'na.
>>702853752
During an atom bomb an emp emets tuning off all electronics including cars
>>702864046
>being this new
Here, enjoy some good old fashioned oldfaggotry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XALVTzMOeQ
>>702865451
are you 12 or 12 and retarded
>>702865451
Ya don't say
>>702864802
>I do pay taxes, but the minimal amount possible
>Service industry worker detected
Just stick with it son. If you work hard, and never speak up for yourself, surely someone at corporate is bound to take a notice of you and you English Lit degree. You'll be shift leader before you know it. Which basically means you'll be on salary, but making what amounts to $.50 an hour extra, and working 80+ hours a week instead of 39.5. HOORAY FOR HAVIN' A FUTURE!
just look up herf gun. not an emp, but if you make it with a strong enough transmitter, you will disrupt any modern car and likely any electronics in it.
>>702853752
OP don't be a faggot....
Emp is a dumb idea.....
Cops only have backup when they are working. Find out the cop''s name that fucked your boi pussy.
Then pay for a spokeo account using a prepaid debit card registered to a fake name, from a computer that doesn't belong to you.
Buy a burner phone, start subtly watching said bacon, leaving your real phone at home. Make a list of pertinent info. Never use this phone within 3 miles of your own home, do all research from this phone using only public WiFi with a free VPN.
Look up how to make a pipe boom, with a garage door opener trigger. Buy the supplies from out of town with things that make non suspicious total purchases. I.e. if you buy pipe also buy a pipe wrench and silicone sealer, if you buy black powder also buy empty shotgun shells and bird shot. Pay only in cash.
When the time is right place said pipe under the cops personal car, on gas tank using magnets, or in dash under steering wheel if able.
Leave for a week or so allowing the elements to deteriorate and confuse direct forensic evidence.
Ride by his house on a bike in non descript clothes when he is going or getting off work, then detonate.
Ditch phone in public place after a factory reset, preferably where nigs can get it.
Profit?????
>>702865660
I was making a simple observation, not hitting on you. Settle down.
