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I feel like shooting something with my long lost airsoft gun, quads decide, will deliver
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shoot yourself in the dick
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>>702845577
Throat
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>>702845577
Cops.
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Yourself
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>>702845699
Like right on the Adams apple
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>>702845577
Quads? Fuck off.

If this is quads, shoot yourself in the eye.
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Your own asshole
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>>702845577
OP better deliver
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>>702845577
go to mall pull out and shoot children
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>>702845846
reroll
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>>702845725
Hey, that's pretty good.
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>>702845577
pew pew up your pet's anus. up your own if no pet.
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The police.
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go to a bank and shoot the cashier.
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Your butthole
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>>702845916
Too late, said it here >>702845725
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>>702845966
rolllllll
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I have a cat
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Roll
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police
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shoot your neighbors' windows
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Right up your poop chute OP
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>>702845725
Rolling
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A 500 Euro banknote. Good luck delivering, ameritrash
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>>702846028
Don't shoot your cat fam. He didn't do nothin to you
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foot
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>>702846172
reroll
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>>702845577
Your airsoft gun is shit

That's not even an airsoft gun that's a fucking spring loaded single shot pistol. A real airsoft gun either shoots with 1) Gas blowback (400~ish FPS) 2) Electric (380~ish FPS) 3) Really REALLY high pressure CO2 (400~ish FPS) 4) High pressure air bolt action (snipers only 450~ish FPS)

Your gun is shit shoot yourself directly in the peehole and film it, I wana see that BB go straight up your peehole
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>>702845577
in your urethra
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I won't shoot my cat, he is nice
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shoot your nuts
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Gun in pooper
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>>702846334
good
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Bill of Rights original copy
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>>702846255
>>702845699
>>702845755
>>702845966
>>702846233
>>702846255
Only dubs so far
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>>702846220
roll
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osama bin laden's left femur
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>>702846334
fag
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>>702846220
reroll
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>>702846444
And a trips
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Nigga shoot the goddamn cat
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>quads
op will never deliver
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cat
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>>702846233
reroll
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eye
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>>702846646
roll
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>>702846666
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>>702845577

>press urethra against mouth of the barrel
>pop off a few into your dick
>cum them out
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Shoot your computer screen, right in the middle.
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Shoot your fucking cat
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Put gun in mouth pull trigger
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>>702845577
Airshit detected
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>>702845577
Old person
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My cat is really old and it's animal abuse
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dude no-ones gunna sit around in a thread waiting for quads
drop it to trips at least
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Op wont deliver. Fucking new fag.
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>>702846808
>>702846701

it was almost quads so it was fair game. you all just missed it.
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>>702845966
Roll
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Okay we can do trips from now on
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>>702845577
Shoot your foot
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Shoot up your nose
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Put the tip inside your urethra and shoot.
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>>702846958
Roll
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>>702846334
My man. Rolling for shooting a child
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>>702845577
Directly into your own ear.
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>>702847107
Roll
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>>702846999
technically quads
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Think of something where I can put this mask on
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>>702846999
so close yet so far
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Shoot it into your fucking nose
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>>702847203
Roll
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>>702846999
WINRAR
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>>702846999
Winrar
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>>702847250
>>702847332
quads not trips.

Rollin for local elementary school
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Your own anus
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>>702847227
I have a feeling someone's going for a ride in a police car tonight -_-
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Shoot up pooper
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Paint the orange tip black and point it at a cop.
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Put the barrel inside your ear and pull the trigger pussy
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Shoot it up ur ass
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Right in dickhole
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If trips shoot that fucking cat
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Shoot it in your pee hole
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Shoot at the first nigger you encounter. Also go-pro the whole shit please.
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>>702845577
Testicle
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>>702847661
rollin for this
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>>702847574
This
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destroy it
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>>702847661
lol do this
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Shoot yourself down your dick
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>>702847777
whatever is in this post. delivery or digiorno
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Nuts
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Right on your fron teeth
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Shoot the pussy and hold it sideways like a nigger
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call 911 and shoot first person to respond
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Your dick
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Guys think of something I can shoot besides myself
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>>702847661
Do this please
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shoot it into backyard, in the grass
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Dick hole
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>>702847823
NO
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Own ass
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>>702847823
pussy
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>>702847823
Fuck off and shoot your eye
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Child in the street or anus
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go point it at ur mom fag
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Roll
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Shoot out someones car window on film
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>>702847661
Lol the amount of media shitstorm this will cause.
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Put the gun away and watch a movie
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>>702847958
This
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>>702847958
roll
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>>702845577
spread your asshole and blast the inside of yourself
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Shoot at a black person. If the nigger attacks you call the cops and have the coon arrested. Soon enough media will jump in and will cause a whole load of shitstorm.
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soda can it's what my friend always uses that or paper plates
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>>702847901
Rerolllll
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Shoot a nig and cause a BLM riot
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go outside and shoot a rabbit
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Shoot it inside local police station
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Goddamit make it trips op you are never gonna deliver
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shoot ya pp
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Dick tip
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Shoot yourself in the left eye
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>>702848177
Rereroll
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>>702847997
>>702848054
Both are OP
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into open dick hole
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A child
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Shoot a cop car
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My sister has a parrot but I would get in a lot of trouble
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Niggers.
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Down the throat
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can someone just get quads so OP won't deliver already? Jeesus fucking crispy
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Shoot The first nigger you see
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Computer screen
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Go into gas station shoot self in temple
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>>702848477
n00dz of sister pls
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How bout you don't shoot an animal? Just a thought
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Quads not happenin
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Deodorant can
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Rollin' for right on the tip of the cock
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>>702848566
Check'ed
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>>702847661
>>702848129
>>702848187
>>702848566
Rolling for all of this
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Make a youtube video of you waving it the air saying I'm hard shit yo thug life streets g
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Shoot ur face faggot
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SHOOT THE CAT IN THE NAME OF STAN
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THE CAT
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Lol check em
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>>702845577
gas station clerk
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definitely urethra.
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Dick hole
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The bird please
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Print this
Shoot it :3
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CAT
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>>702848888
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>>702848905
Re
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rerolling for urethra.
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>>702848898
SO CLOOOOSSSEEEEEE
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Shoot child and also nudes of your sister
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re-rerolling for urethra.
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>>702845577
gas station clerk, walk up, ask if they carry cigarettes, when he says yes draw n pull. post reaction
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>>702849187
reroll
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Shoot mom and cat
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Shoot yourself in the nose
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>>702848999.
So close yet so far.
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>>702846247
Such a wasted opportunity...

>I wanna see that BB go right up your PP
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>>702849137
Rerollo
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>>702848898
>8898
End me
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>>702849187
Roll
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Run around the streets like the weebs do from the animes (hands up, behind back) and shoot everyone in the legs/ankle and start running again
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Rolling for up your nose
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>>702849268
me too
rr>>702848898
>>702848898
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Shoot it down your urethra.
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>>702849311
Check'ed
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>>702848739
roll
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>>702845577

Shoot yourself on the dick
Post results and include timestamp
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DEFINITELY URETHRA. RECORD VIDJYA FOR WIN.
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Hurry up guys
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>>702845577
Your dick.
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Shoot sister puss
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>>702849429

roll
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Shoot it in your ear
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>>702845725
Roll
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Lay your scrotum out on a flat surface press the barrel to it and see if you can make it through
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YOUR PEE HOLE
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no protection on shoot your dick
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>>702849395
Rolling for this
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>>702849429

rull
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GO TO GAS STATION AND ROB IT
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>>702848477
Post pics from your sis
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>>702849429

Ralf
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>>702848915
Sauce?
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>>702849605
I r0ll 4 dis
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Get real gun and hero yourself
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your local college
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>>702848477
No one would know
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Someone get fucking quads
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>>702849687
Reroll
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Shoot out your window
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>>702848739
Shoot this, OP
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cappanigger
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Shoot up a church
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Rolling for anus
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>>702849773
Roll
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>>702846255
Roll for this
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Pee hole rolo
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>>702849726
No
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>>702848477
Nude of sister and shoot at kids in mall
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Shoot out a car window on camera
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Your neighbors kid and yell "DIE YOU FUCKING YAKI CHACKI ISLAMIC SNACKY"
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>>702849862
rolling for this
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>>702849826
Reroll
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Shoot out your window
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Shoot the next turban-assed motherfucker that you see
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>>702849862
rolling
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>>702849921
Rereroll
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>>702848915
This
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>>702849901
ROLLING FOR THIS
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shoot at your neighbor's car
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Pee hole you pussy
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Muslim
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>>702849862
This
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>>702849947
Rerereroll
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>>702848740
this
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Urethra
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Your dick
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shoot something in a public place, make lots of loud noises
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order a pizza then shoot the delivery guy in the balls
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shoot a car
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>>702848739
Fuck it, one more for good measure
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Shoot the gun at the gun itself
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>>702849988
get
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Go to a playground and shoot a kid.
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>>702849998
NO SO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>702845577
shot your eye and dont forget to time stump.
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>>702845577
eardrum if odd quads
asshole if even quads
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>>702849998
JUST BARELY
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Urethra
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>>702849998
So fucking cloooooose fuck fuck fuck
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>>702849998
son of a ...
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Would you not get a proper airsoft gun its a sig x5
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>>702850004
So fucking close
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>>702847661
Roll
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Muslim get
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPvijR_3eDI

kek shoe on head
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>>702848915
Cum on it
Post with timestamp
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>>702849683
Sorry no clue
i have this too though
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You fucking, moot. Do You think this shitty thread deserves a quads get to use your air soft gun? /thread and have a safe as well.
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Up the pooper
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>>702849990
>>702849998
>>702850004
>>702850020
why
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Yell allahu akbar and shoot a nig infront of a cop
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SHOOT OUT A CAR WINDOW
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Shoot a Hillary supporter
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>>702850246
A sage.
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Oh boy.......here we go again. Half of you faggots on /b/ really need a new hobby, to be honest. So you would have less time shitposting on 4chan.
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>>702849862
Rollin
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>>702850076
>> go go
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Dude this does not deserve quads
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up yer butthole
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>>702850225
WHERE DID YOU FIND THESE AT.
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Just shoot something you faggot
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Trips for now on
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>>702849862
Rolo 4 this
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>>702850502
Reroll
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>>702846028
>>702846334
My neighbour has a cat that looks a lot like yourse
I wish I had an airsoft gun to shoot it
I have a pellet rifle, but I'm worried I might really hurt it a lot. Fuck'n gun is powerful for just an air-pump pellet gun
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Trips for now on, u faggots can't get quads
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The first kid you see
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start a civil war by igniting racial tension with your gun
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>>702850644
this
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>>702850596
Gun in pooper
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shoot your gun
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>>702850596
Trips get 4 nudes of sister + shoot kid in street rolo
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>>702850596
Shoot the gun at itself
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>>702845577
Shoot yourself in your dick hole. I want to see the bb at least in inch in your dick hole.
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>>702848915
>>702850596
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In the urethra you pussy
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>>702850742
This
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>>702847958
Roll
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in your ass
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>>702850730
roll
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>>702845577
Shoot in rectum
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>>702850742
Reroll
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In ur boi pucci
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Shoot the first person you see
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>>702845577
walk to next police station pull gun and start shooting around while shouting where is the where is Anna's snackbar
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start an american civil war
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shoot the gun up your asshole
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>>702850871
reroll
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>>702850870
Reroll
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Dick shoot your dick now
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but the barrel in your arse and shoot it
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>>702850871
reroll
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>>702845577
>quads
Go shoot yourself 10 times faggot.
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>>702850742 let's make this happen
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>>702850596
>>702848915
Trips get
Do it :3
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>>702850922
Rereroll
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shoot a nigga in the ear hole
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Ass hole
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Shoot your neighbors
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stick the gun up in your anus and shoot it
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We cant even get trips.

Shoot dick, get nudeS of sister.
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>>702851027
roll
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>>702851033
Reroll
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Right testicle.
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Directly inside your ear
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>>702847958
Rerollerino
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Kitten shoot a kitten
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Plate
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shoot it up your arse
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shoot
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In your pee hole
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>>702850596
We're trying!
Shoot your monitor
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don't shoot anything, leave the gun alone
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Point blank to phone screen
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do a drive by and make a webd
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>>702851004
OK I give up
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>>702851144
Dub dubs, rolling
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SHOOT YOUR ASSHOLE
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shoot first person you see
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Be an hero
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>>702851222
Trips
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Child in street
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>>702851222
LLLLMMMMAAAOOOOO
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>>702851222
SHIT
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>>702851222
that shit gets trips
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>>702851222
YOU GOT TRIPS
YOU WASTED THAT SHIT
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Go to park and shoot children. While yelling Allah akbar
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>>702851222
YEAH
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Stretch out your ball bag and shoot through it
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Stretch your nut skin out and shoot it from 4 inches away.
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SHOOT SOMETHING PLEASE OP
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PEE HOLE
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>>702851222
Shoot the bunny
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>>702851222
Are u fucking kidding me u fuck
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>>702851324
fuckin kek lmao

roll
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>>702851324
>>702851322
Kek
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>>702851222
WHAT THE FUCK
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Iretha
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>>702851322
Lol you posted this 1 second before me.
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Shoot through a neighbors window
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shoot a piece of bread ("some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow")
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Put barrel into tip of penis. Procede to an hero dick
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shoot an asian and make webd
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Urethra
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Nudes of sister + child in street
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Shoot the first person you see
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Nudes of sister
Shoot dick
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Little kid
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>>702851421
I seen that, funny shit
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up a school
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drive by webd
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Pee hole bitch
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Shoot a neighbors window
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>>702851222
YOU SUCK THIS IS GAI NOOOOO
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>>702851484
Reroll
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FUCK THIS SHIT
IM DONE
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Shoot a webm
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>>702851529
Rolleoli rollieoli give me the trippioli
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>>702851621
Rereroll
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Not givin up, in your pee hole
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>>702851565
reroll
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>>702851666
YEAH
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>>702851666
Winrar
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>>702851666
now this i can work with
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>>702851322
Rollin
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>>702851666
SATANIC WINRAR
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>>702851666
Trips
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>>702851666
Winner winner faggot dinner
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>>702851666
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
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>>702851666
I GOT TRIPS
ESPECCIALLY 666
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>>702851666
Lil winrar
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>>702845577
>>>702851666
>Lil winrar
Kek
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>>702851222
Fuck sake
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>>702851666
Satanic holy dick trips
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OP is pussy wont deliever
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Op has to deliver now
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>>702851666
Op is faggot and will not deliver
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Ok I'll pop my dick
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>>702852031
Legs tho
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>>702852031
>>702851222
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>>702852031
Shave your legs in process
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>>702852031
U better do it fag
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