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My gf went under the bed to get something and says I'm in the way of her getting out.

I'm obviously not and said no just get up.

She's refusing to move until I 'get out of the way'. It's turned into a full blown argument and now we're at a stand off. Who can last longer?

I've been here 20 minutes now.

Pic related.
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>>702844527
The fuck?
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time stamp or it ain't true
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Is she potato ?
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>>702844527
put a finger in her ass and see if that's make her go out
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>>702844527
Lol really, jk its bait :/
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You're both equally retarded
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that is so retarded it might just be true
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>>702844646
The fuck what????
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>>702844527
Put her completely underneath
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>>702844661
Yeah timestamp first, then videotape argument
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>>702844527
lick her feet and reply with how it tastes like
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God damn women are retarded.
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start jumping on the bed
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Its because Jamal left the condom he used under the bed and she needs to get rid of it before you find it
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>>702844800
The fuck kind of standoff is this? Why is she staying under the bed? What exactly does she gain from this?
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>>702844527

Finger in pooper makes the gf come out
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>>702844661
I can't reach a paper or pen and I'm not moving
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Timestamp this shit
Wtf is even going on
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>>702844527
Nice ass.
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She found something she doesn't want you to see OP.
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kids
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>>702844527
You are both pretty stupid, please do not breed. Stay in those exact spots until you both die of dehydration.
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>>702844935
id play with her legs and feet in the meantime
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>>702844935
Tell her youre not in the way wtfff
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>>702844986
This very much this. She can't hide it anywhere cause she's nakey
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>>702844527

Stab her in the ass repeatedly until she comes out
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>>702844935
Finger in pooper, tickle the feet, etc.
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>>702844935
finger both in ass and pussy and squeeze
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same fucking shit happened to me yesterday... Fucking girls
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lol thats a dead body
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>>702844785
I know it's really dumb but I wasn't in the way and she was the one who said

"I am not fucking moving until you are out of the way"

I WILL NOT BE DICTATED TO
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>>702844527
Dick on foot.
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>>702844935
Cum on her ass and draw a timestamp in the cum.
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If this is real, it's the best thing I've seen on /b/ in at least ten minutes.
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she found a condom from CHAD
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pee on her :3
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Pour chocolate syrup on her and tell her her asshole is leaking then clean it up with your tongue.
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>>702844954
Kill yourself
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>>702844935
finger her
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>>702844527

Insert object into her anus.
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>>702844868
>>702844986
>>702845049

This OP, dont trust her
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>>702845192
Go fuck yourself
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>>702845146
this
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>>702845099
You are a liar but dubs anyway
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crouch down, spread her legs and take a pic of that pussy
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>>702844935
lets see tits
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>>702844935
Are you standing ....on the desk?
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>>702845146
Reroll
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she's trying to hide the pregnancy test she took earlier
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>>702845326
Pic related
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>>702845177
Carpet floor, fuck face.
It would be shit to clean it afterwards.
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>>702845415
Nvr mind, I see a toe
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Well, at least you're both on the same level of retardation.
Good luck with this and please don't breed.
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>>702844527
i wish i had a girlfriend so i could be in situations like these.
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>>702844527

She's found something under there she doesn't want you to see, she's trying to get you to leave so she can get rid of it.

She's probs cheating on you
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>>702845415
Slav squat
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>>702844935
Burn her ass with this thing i can't remember the fucking name, this black thing girls use to dry the hair
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>>702844646
Don't reply, it's buttaby cancer's first memebait.
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OP here I can't fucking finger her or anything because that would involve moving from the spot.

She's claiming now I'm standing on her make up pouch and need to move.

How the fuck is this really my life.
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>>702845545
Kek
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beat her legs with a belt until she moves

or just start pissing on her

either way i am jacking off
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>>702844527
she's sucking chad's cock under the bed
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>>702845146
Rereroll
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used condom under bed confirmed
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>>702844935
be a man and lift the mattress retard.
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>>702845550
Curler
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take a pic of behind you.
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>>702844527
Fuck OP thats low, even for /b/.
Just get out of the poor girls way
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>>702844935
>I can't reach a paper or pen and I'm not moving
On the next picture, show your hand holding three fingers up
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Wtf is this thread
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>>702844527
I thought this was really retarded, then I remembered..

>women are the nigger of gender
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>>702845593
She's cheating on you and found the condom under the bed. Drag her out of the bed and confront her about it.
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>>702845649
nope harambe under bed confirmed
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>>702845593
Start jacking off
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hairdryer on her ass

or fuck off
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>>702845593

You actually ARE in her way. Her head is at the same level as your feet dumbass.
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See what she's hiding you gotta move at some point
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>>702845693
Do this OP
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LMAO this is going down in 4chan history
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>>702845593
Shape the hairdryer cord into a 'b'
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Get her out quick or this...
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>>702845593
We just thought you didn't want to move from the vicinity, but this goes further; you're just a retard who is literally going to stand there because of autism. Finger her or stay there until morning faggot.
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instead of a timestamp post a photo of her and your hand in a 'v' sign if somehow its not fake.
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>>702845593

OP she's grasping at straws trying to make you leave so she can get rid of whatever she has that she doesn't want you to know about.

Lift the entire bed to let her out, force her to reveal what she doesn't want you knowing about.

she's cheating on you
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Start talking about how spiders live under beds
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she wants you away from the wardrobe
open it up
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>>702845693
But he can't reach a pen!
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>>702845593
step on her ass if you can't timestamp. then I'll believe you
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Someone archive this shit
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>>702845049
she can jsut leave it under the bed?
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>>702845877
Wasted dubs..

Think about it, anon.
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i bet if you walk out of the room she will die down there
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>>702845494
Lots of people saying this, could be true.

Oh shit we have movement.
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>>702845550
Literally a hair dryer?
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The suspense is killing me.
Tune in next Tuesday for the finally?
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>>702845965

Is she saying anything?
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>>702845831
>>702845831
>>702845831
DING DING DING DING DING DING THISSSSSS
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Notice how she's slowly disappearing under the bed.
Bitch is gonna crawl all the way to the other side.
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>>702846045
>finally
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guys
this is a trap.
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>>702844527
I solved the puzzle, she's actually eating the condom she found
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lift the mattress fucktard
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>>702845965
Shes cheating with the bed, confront her about it and beat the bed
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>>702845965
JUST LOOK UNDER THE BED TO SEE WHATS THERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>702845965

She's planning to get out the other side of the bed so you don't see what she's hiding, quickly OP leap over the bed and stop her from leaving.
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I'd drop down head first from the other side real quick and see if she moves real quick to hide something.
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>>702845965

Is your girlfriend 5 years old, by any chance?

This is fucking low man, so childish(of her).
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Pic related to your gf OP
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>>702844527
>>702844935
>>702845965

pic related
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Just let her out so we know what's under the bed plxzz
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>>702845965
She is trying to hide it, examine the bed afterwards.
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>>702845965
A lot of smart people, many, many people, are saying that she's cheating on you. I'm not saying that, but a lot of people are saying that.
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OP is just a fag, be a man for god sake !!!!!
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>>702845550
Holy fuck, a hair drier. Wow you need to get out of your room more.
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>>702845965
get a closer pic of her pussy
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>>702844527
Jump on the bed
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>>702845471
Ayy LMAO
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>>702846123
Oh fuck, she's getting rid of the evidence natural style.
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just beat the fuck out of her,
she's guilty of something whether it under the bed or not
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She could have hidden the Christmas presents under there and now you'll not get it OP, better leave.
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>>702845693
She's fully submerged now
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4chan has officially become one with Reddit. This is the stupidist shit id expect to see on Reddit
Old school faggots would of spanked her ass red, and cum on tits
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>>702845146
rolland
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LIFT.THE.BED
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>>702846123
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>>702846317
Lulz this is so dumb I have no idea why I'm still here hahaha
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>>702846317
SHE'S GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE YOU FAGGOT FUCKING CHASE HER
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knock her out
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>>702844677
kekle
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>>702846321
fucking idiot
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OP do something already faggot
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>>702846127
This.
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>>702846317
Go in after her!
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>>702844527
>>702844935
>>702845593
>>702845965
>>702846317
>buttbaby memecancer can't image search
:^)
Retards.
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>>702846321
You obviously haven't been here long if you don't recall how much autism /b/ and 4chan as a whole have.
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Yeah dude... She is definitely hiding something. I don't know what, but she is.
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>>702846317

OP she's going to get out the other side of the bed and make a dash for the bathroom with that condom, fully intending to try flush it down the toilet.

It is your duty to keep her under that bed until we figure out a way to deal with this
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>>702844527
Start tying her feet together and see how fast she either tries to get out from under the bed or (hopefully) lays there and lets you do it (because that is what she wants).
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>>702845965
ITS ALIVE SHOOT IT
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>>702845593
finger her with your feet then.
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tickle her feet, hopefully she smashes her head on the bed kek
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>>702846373
THIS OP YOU GOT CUCKED GET THE EVIDENCE
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>>702844527
Maybe if you weren't such a nigger and could afford a bigger house none of this would have happened.
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>>702846317
take a pic of her under the bed
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>>702846321
Yeah that's true. Too bad those people are all in jail now.
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LIFT THE MATRESS that bitch it's controlling you or you're just a FAG!!
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>>702846123
kek
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>>702846426
Boy, dont make me get all worked up
I will slap you with my weiner
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Damnit OP go down there
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>>702845965
Destroy her. When she comes out and reveals whatever treachery she's trying to hide, make sure to tell her you love her before you launch into an attack.

Put your stake in the moral higher ground before she gets the chance to.
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>>702846321
Your pride in /b/ is retarded. Kill yourself.
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>>702846317
K good, you have her right where you want her, start moving stuff around the bed frame, screw some boards onto it. give her a bucket and change it twice a week, and slip her a bowl of dry cheerios everyday
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>>702846317
That means you can move now. Fingering her is a possibility again. We know you've got fingers now.
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>>702846317
What even is going on with her lmao
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Tyrone left his boxers there
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>>702846317
OP you can't be THIS retarded.
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>>702846519
This
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>>702844527
kick the whore in the outer thigh, she will fucking move
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>>702846321
implying oldfags would even have a gf

anyway this place has been shite forever
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>>702846536
>fucking idiot
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>>702846123
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Show tits
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>>702846513
Where they belong.
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>>702846317
Start jumping on the bed.

OBVIOUSLY.

Seriously, do I have to think of EVERYTHING?

The more she screams the harder you jump.

Do not stop until the screams stop.

Shhhhhhh... only dreams now.
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>>702846606
Fucking this OP. Fucking. This.
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>>702846536
fucking idiot
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>>702845593
...so uh
wanna talk about that thumbnail?
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this thread is one of biggest bait ever

>inb4newfags
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Set the bed on fire that'll get her out
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I bet it's a huge dildo
She doesn't want you to know because it's big and black or a dog shaped one

Just a guess op
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>>702844868
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>>702846202
GET THE BITCH OUT THERE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????? WHY YOU PLAYING THIS DUMB SHIT JUST FUCK THIS BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA LOSE
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Do something god damnit
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>>702844527
DO NOT MOVE!
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>>702846397
You and others were right, she escaped through the other side! But I grabbed her and her hands were empty. Under the bed is clear except some old comics of hers.

Either she ate what she was hiding or she is genuinely just a stubborn bitch.

She's sulked off downstairs now and is asking me why I felt the need to start an argument
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>>702846606
Top kek
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>>702846656
Fucking loser, you even fucked up your quads..
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This is the dumbest thread I've seen this year.
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>>702846768
This, smoke her out
usually works with most rodents
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>>702846748
w0w m@n g00d j0b!!!
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>>702846811
You fucking Jew cuck
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just fuckin stomp on her
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LIFT THE MATTRESS OP YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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>>702846811
What a dumb cunt, you should just dump her
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Op she is hiding it in her ham wallet
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>>702844527
Why are we not getting some kind of livestream of this?
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>>702846811
Check inside the comics.
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>>702846873
edgelord
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>>702846811
well i guess you will just have to murder her now. sorry doood
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>>702846748
Guilty as charged officer!
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You sure she didn't stuff it in?
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>>702846748
Yes, you clearly have so much more to add to this thread. We're all soooo glad you're here. Thank you oh faggot of the basement.
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>>702846811
You faggot, you lost the evidence forever. She put it in her pussy or armpits or mouth and you just got outplayed.
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>>702844527
well? point the damn camera under there and take a pic of w/e she's trying to hide from you, faggot.
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>>702846513
what are you fucking gay? what are you actually a fucking faggot? who sucks cocks? pic related it's you.
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First time I got high and like a year and this fucking thread pops up. Holy fuck I'm dying
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>>702846959
lolled
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Just have sex with her you fag
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>>702846811
you'll have to inspect her poo every day now
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>>702846971
>>702846873
>>702846748
samefagmemecancer
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>>702846811
Get pic of her tits and post
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>>702846127
>>702846163
>>702846164
>>702846165
>>702846272
Pick up the mattress, /b/ruh...we wanna see her dick
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op stopped posting, maybe he got paranoid and actually did check finding she was actually trying to hide some boxers that dont belong to either of them
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>>702846811

That bitch actually ate the condom, what are you waiting for OP? chase her downstairs and shove your fingers down her throat, we need that condom as divine evidence, she could be down there now trying to regurgitate it so she can incinerate it.
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>>702846987
this
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>>702846971
Memes on 4chans /b/

Well I never.
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This is fucking gold

Please tell us what happens OP
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>>702846811
Is your old lady getting her period next week?
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Now let's see her tits and ass
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>>702847075
Let's hope
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>>702847083
On average, how long does this take to do?
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>>702846811
OP. You're officially the biggest faggot of them all.
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>>702846873
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>>702847083

Can you please kill yourself? For me :), please <3.
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>>702847111
kill yuorself
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Seriously OP, sort your fucking life out.
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>>702847009
>Thank you oh faggot of the basement

Fucking kek'd
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>>702847083
Mamacancer. Your mom popped a tumor out of her cock sucker flaps.
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grab that bitches legs and drag her ass out from under there. then mounting ensues
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Lift the bed, and have your dick ready to cum on her asap.

Trips for the truth
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>>702847210

Derp
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>>702847060
I need sauce on this!
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>>702846591
>We know you've got finger nows
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op can you take a photo of her under the bed?
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>>702847083
>>702846971
>>702846873
>>702846748

whats up with this idiot
no delightful things in his life prolly :(
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>>702847299
Do dubs count? Checked.
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>>702847210
Just when you think /b/ can't POSSIBLY come up with a more autistic thing to do. I bet hes totes trollin guys
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>>702847210
found the guy with no self awareness kek
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>>702844527
unplug her from power. she'll come out. women know jack fuck all about power.
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>>702845550
>>702845992
/b/ is rotting your brain
go outside for a while
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>>702846748
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>>702847077
you the real mvp
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This was bait. OP was talked into this by hia gf and Tyrone.
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My ex pulled a similar stunt.
You know how shes cheating?
Shes laying in bed going through her phone. You walk into the room to put up clothes or something. And she peeks up from the phone, and watches you. Yep, same shit kids do when they are up to know good. They give you that deer in the headlights look.
Women do the same shit.
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>>702845651
This. Do you even lift bro?
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This is now a spiderman thread.
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>>702847440
thx for my (You) /b/ro
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>>702847060
Source please /b/rother
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>>702845593
is that a freckle on your toe or dirt?
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>>702846971
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>>702847440
all dem (you)s

60% of them are mine.
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>>702847719
i got 3 that time. sweeet
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She got a phone under there get her to join thread and tell us her side of things.
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>>702846943
Maybe.

I'm asking her straight up if she is hiding something. She says no and is going to sleep.

This is the face of crazy /b/

Beware.
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>>702847634
>>702847719

youre the fucking cancer ass click fuck
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>>702847747
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>>702847792
wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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>>702847792
maddie?
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>>702847083
Don't lump me in with those faggots, faggot, I was on this website when m00t and snacks still posted.
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>>702844954
Let me call a guy, who's expert on asses.
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>>702847792
Dump that nigger
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>>702847512
may as well be since OP is gone.
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>>702847792
That's the face of a nigger lover OP
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>>702847792
Damn, shes hot
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>>702847792
>This is the face of crazy /b/
is she female? then she's crazy.
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>>702847863
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>>702847792
oh shit is that andrea?
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>>702847330
/b/
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>>702847911
a grill
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>>702847792
Dump her and move on.

She's either cheating or she's just plain crazy. Either way no need to be with her. Fuck her one last time as hard as you want, stick it in her ass maybe. Then leave her afterwards. Make sure you get all sorts of proof to cover your ass, never know if she's a "he raped me!" kinda gal when given her own medicine.

Best of luck, cuck.
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>>702845965
take a picture of you holding two fingers up
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>>702847552
See>>702848018
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Honestly op a good gf doesn't do this
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>>702848028
I REFUSE TO BELIVE THAT IT'S NOT AN AYY LMAO
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>>702848065

seconding this anon
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>>702847996
Looks very similar
>Plot twist
OP has been trolling everyone
Damn
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OP is a faggot and this is now a spiderman thread.
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>>702846317
Google says this is a related image....
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>>702844527
Ask her is she see's the spider that just ran under the bed in that area.
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>>702847792
That's her?

Yeah... She's crazy and definitively loves black cock. She has the look.

Also, post tits? We stuck with you, gave you advice, and followed the adventure. Give us a little love.
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>>702847331
>finger nows
You actually typed it out, instead of highlighting and clicking reply? Or at least copying and pasting?
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>>702848306
Learn to reverse image search faggot.
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Check.The.Comics
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>>702847792
She loves BBC all over her face bro...it's in her eyes. Good luck with that
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>>702847792
She's cute bro.
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>>702844527

Strip naked, go under there with her, apologise, offer to make it up to her, and give that pussy the attention it deserves.
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>>702848405
this
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>>702845593
explain the thumb nain
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>>702847792
>painted eyebrows
>Not knowing that's a sign of crazy
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If she was nude I doubt that she hid it on her body. The evidence is under the bed still. Between the mattress and frame, in her comics, somewhere in there is whatever caused her to act like that.
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She's cute... let her out. make up. grudge fuck in ass
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>>702847083
feminist confirmed.
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>>702844527
/B/ TARD DISCORD

https://discord.gg/PQyKa

https://discord.gg/PQyKa

https://discord.gg/PQyKa
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>>702848303
oh that's good
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>>702847792
oh hey i know her lol
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>>702847792
>thighs magically get thicker
>snapchat in filename

You all deserve each other
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>>702848660
10/10
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>>702848405
Also lift the mattress, to check nothing is between it and the frame. (Why the fuck didn't you just do this while she was under there, I'll never know..)
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>>702848403
You mean like this? Faggot.
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>>702847792
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/692186823
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>>702847356

Caleb sits there, bathed in the warm blue glow of his c.1990 CRT Monitor, the familiar beige pallet of his trusted windows 98 operating system reflecting off his rimmed glasses. His laboured breathing creating a raspy whistle with each intake of air and creating a small cascade of crumbs from his swollen gut as it rises and falls. He licks his lips and tastes a sweet tomato sauce which has been encrusted in his thick and unkempt beard, it brings a smile to his face. He quickly glances at the ever growing mound of ravioli tins stacked up on every desk, shelve and floor space, he feels his stomach give out a loud and drawn out rumble. Caleb looks up to the ceiling at the kitchen where he knew his tired and disappointed mother would be, his tortured chair screaming under the shift in weight,. I need more ravioli he yells, spittle creating a fresh layer on top of his monitor. His mum's voice replies from above, can't you get it? Caleb slams his bloated hand down on his desk, causing 20 ravioli tins to crash onto the floor. I'm busy mother, he screams, waiting for the tins to settle. He places his hand back on his crusted mouse and clicks on another post on the popular image board he spends his time browsing, That should be enough for this one, he thinks to himself. His stubby fingers start hammering the worn keys rhythmically until finally, "Memecancer" Brilliant, he thinks. That will show them. A gutful laugh erupts from his belly as he pictures the anguish he'll cause with this online post. It's genius he shouts, hitting the post button.
Then he begins again.
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Does she eat the condom, shove the condom up her ass or shove it up her cunt?... This is the answer I wanna know...
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Did you guys know Tupac was just a hologram the whole time?
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>>702848018
Yeah sauce on this too please
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are you still here op?
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ya niggas got trolled yo
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>>702848660
Yeah what's her name?
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á▲
▲á▲
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>>702848618

Why are these cunts talking about ponies
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>>702848902
Britney murphy
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>>702848799

Or if you looked at the other results you would find this

http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/692186823
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>>702848893
pls post a pic of her stinky pls
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Why are these cunts talking about ponies
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>>702848817
Op is a massive faggot
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>>702848660
Kek. Nice work anon.
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wow,OP was just a faggot the whole time.. I'm shocked.
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>>702849002
hhahahahahahaha omg
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>>702848893
Or its just the same guy from both threads?
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Or OP didnt know how much of a whore she is
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>>702849002
kek
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>>702849111
OP here, yeah seriously the archive thread is me as well.
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>>702848893
nobody cares. at least it was something different.
the same old threads get old after a while.
roast me.
rate my dick.
rate my face.
rate my dick and my face.
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>>702848893
See this is why we need the Random name tags back... cause faggots can derail a thread and we never would know.
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But guys....he held up 3 fingers when asked
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>>702849448
More?
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>>702849456
Now I need sauce on this the madness needs to end
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