Post the cringiest internet posts you've seen, Ill start
>>702816771
/thread
>>702816771
shut up nigger
bumpin
>>702817200
>Mad
k faggot
>pic related is the last time i tried online dating
>>702817385
I feel like this belongs more in a feels thread
When your gf tells Facebook her ex had a bigger dick
>>702816753
>>702816753
I bet Muslims want to be very peaceful and tolerant to someone like me :3
>>702817385
A guy enjoying a burger alone? Whats wrong with that?
>>702818766
He had eating with the picture as a person
>>702816753
She's right for once.
WE
>>702819237
i bet his butt was already sore :^)
>>702819237
Isn't jumping straight to fisting a bit harsh. I mean she should start him off with a small dildo to get it lose before trying to get her whole hand in there.
Clarke is love, Clarke is lyfe
>>702818422
Made me rage
>>702819392
>>702819621
would you kiss clarke /b/?
>>702820028
what is he pointing at /b/?
syrian refugees?
>>702820272
There's no way he's serious about all this. Good laugh, though.
>>702820368
sure
would you climb the tree to rescue clarke /b/?
>>702820334
Holy fucking shit :D I almost pissed myself Those pictures are fucking golden
>>702820856
thx :^)
>>702820334
I fucking love this Clarke guy. Serious or not he is one funny dude.
>>702817385
This is more feels that cringe the dudes wife died so he set a picture of her up to look at while eating
>>702818766
He's eating with a picture of his dead wife.
is this cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL3_TsKA_Z0
>>702817385
Fuck you, this is just sad
>>702821128
he is literally the most alpha beta in existence
>tfw clarke will never feed you his chocolate surprises
>>702821337
"Uhhhhhh, this is just sad" Just kill yourself faggot
>>702821556
Are you really even as far to go as much to look like?
>>702817385
> eating litteral shit
Yeah
>>702820495
>LDS
Oh.
>>702820735
Wouldn't we all?
>>702819539
>>702817998
SHE'S ACTUALLY BEHIND HIM, WHAT THE FUCK.
>>702817385
How the fuck is this cringy? the guy lost his wife and clearly loved her a lot. Fucking edgy faggots.
>>702819392
under rated
>>702817457
This is stupid and funny but not really cringe
>>702821730
That edge
>>702818118
That's more funny than cringe.
>>702819043
>tfw clarke will never try to sneak a peek at your young budding breasts as you pin a boutineer onto his 100% pure wool jacket lapel
>>702821985
Am I on 4chanr? Or is this tumblr? Holy fucking shit dude, just leave..
>>702817766
wut?
>>702817385
Pre-pubescent cunt, not cringe. Your fucking post is, though.
clarke literally has a new bitch every 3 weeks, as soon as they hit the rag, he's out and fucking new pussy
>>702819047
WUZ KANGZ!
a little marvel from /mu/
>>702821961
how does clarke get all the qt's
>>702821730
Careful m8, cut yourself on that edge
>>702822624
Is the joke how fucking normie this obvious teenage angster is?
>>702819392
1 free (you) and a rare clarke for whoever spots clarke first.
GO!
>>702817457
>guy makes normie joke that's not offensive or crude
>normie girl freaks out
The fuck did he do wrong?
>>702823599
it's not normie joke though, to us we think it is a normie joke.
To normies it is rude and disgusting
mcfucking kill me
>>702823597
shades and black jacket?
>>702819392
Well played sir...
>>702824201
yes, definitley clarke
>>702823890
Sometimes this happens to me in real life. I was always a little strange but when I found 4chan I think it amplified some pre-existing shit rattling around in my head. Now I have to watch myself according to my audience so I don't get fired or some bullshit.
Also not the cringiest but I'll contribute.
>>702817902
oh lord are you still together
>>702822476
we need to make him a meme
>>702820495
>LDS
Now I get it
>>702824423
No fucking way is that real.
>>702824709
yes, he is meme material
>>702822292
Summers over faggot
>>702824722
>>702822292
OMG GUISE, DID YOU SEE THAT! HE REALLY TOLD THAT GUY, EVEN THOUGH EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS IS JUST SOME CRINGY 13 YEAR OLD THAT THINKS EDGE MAKES HIM COOL, SAYING SOMETHING LIKE "just leave" HE THINKS HES THE SHIT. BUT THAT ACTUALLY INVALIDATES HIS ARGUMENT BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY THING HE CAN SAY AT THIS POINT AND HES BEEN CAUGHT BEING A FAGGOT! WOWWWWEEEEE WOWWWWWWWWW
>>702819043
i agree but then again there's all these white teenage experts on here that are very worldly and I'm sure will calmly and rationally explain why the study of Islam is inherently bad.
>>702823890
No, the girl is just a bore
>>702824586
i feel you. I say things that i feel are socially acceptable, only to be thrown out of bars and fired from my job
The fuck is wrong with me
>>702819237
fake
bump
>>702817385
>>702822292
Look at the edge on these guys.
>tfw you will never hit the town with clarkes squad
why even ive
>>702820197
fucking italians
>>702825152
faggot
>>702816531
alpha as fuck
how does clarke pull class A pussy constantly?
>>702817385
This is piss poor b8.
If I were in this place and it served beer I would have a beer of his choice brought to him.
>>702823597
guy behind the girl in white
>>702817385
What a loser
>>702818502
Kek
>>702817902
She looks like a man.
>>702825021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mSLSzugDfw
read'em and weep bish
>>702817626
This bish be a pineapple with all that edge
>>702825758
dank.
you win
here is a rare clarke
>>702825152
fuck you fag
>>702817998
Looks like the kid who gets shot in the head by ISIS
>>702816531
Loving the fact that one of my old best pals who took this photo 3 years ago is still a meme.
>>702817766
much loosen very losted
>>702816771
Some one does this every time. It's not funny. It never was.
>>702817902
shes on facebook
>>702825152
fuck
>>702822292
>Believes everything on 4chan has to edgy and insulting.
Fuck off.
>>702825152
Haha joke's on you! My mom died during child birth when she had me.
>>702825116
examples of what you said pls
>>702825540
Imagine cucking this kid, doing it at the dance, she would leave him in a heart beat, look at how she is being held against her will there.
>>702826536
Someone replies this every time. It's not funny. It never was.
>>702818118
Win
>>702826822
>implying you could cuck clarke
clarke would be cucking you, bucko
>>702825965
No, you've been looking at traps too long
>>702827046
>implying im not clarke
step up niggas.
>>702826196
lol jesus in th bg
>>702817766
her grammar its whats funny. barely could make out a sentence out of it
>>702817385
This is just fucking depressing.
I bet someday this is you but with a picture of your fucking cat.
>>702827046
how does clarke consistently pull class A hoes?
>>702826769
I once got slapped by a stripper and kicked out of the club, because i called a stripper a "silly little whore"
I also got banned from my favorite bar because once i found out the owner was jewish i kept making jew jokes.
I once got kicked out of a bar because I said "Happy Martin Lucifer Coon day" on martin luther king day.
I won't even get started on how many jobs i have fucked up
>>702827220
no im clarke,
>>702827508
it's in his Jeans
>get it, i meant is big cock :^)
>>702816771
oh snap turn up
>>702817766
Ebonics
>>702824423
Top kek m8
>>702825540
at least get your suit tailored clarke wtf is up with them sleeves and legs
>>702817902
If I was her bf I'd butt rape her for that.
Stupid embarrassing cunt.
>>702816531
alpha as fuck
>>702822624
Made me rage
>>702828092
>implying thats not how mormons wear suits
stay cucked
>>702826313
prove it
:^)
>>702823597
I think it's the guy on the left looking away from the camera
>alpha decreased a bit
>>702828357
But why? It looks fucking retarded.
>>702825540
look at clarkes hand positioning on that hip, and how uncomfortable that poor girl is looking. Shoulders all tight, arms infront of her body
Keep rocking it clarke
>>702828567
i bet he raped her, alphas as fuck
>>702828535
you just don't underatand clarke, gtfo normie
>>702828567
>Implying she wasn't uncomfortable because of how wet her panties were
Why do you not believe in Clark Anon?
>>702818952
Get a some water and a rag. Problem solved
>tfw clarke will never suck ur canolli
why even live
>>702817385
they were married for 55 years and his wife died so he carrys a picture with him of his wife
go kys
>>702825152
vgbfdg
>>702828567
dude, she was not uncomfortable.
Clarke was poking her leg with his 9in cock and she was horny as fuck
>>702826635
Is she?
>>702820197
Sicily is such a cockblock
>>702825360
WHY THE NICE GUYS ALWAYS GET THE GRILLS
ROOOOO
I dont even know what to think when I watch this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iYZhdjZUnw
>>702825540
>trousers that long
um, is that 1973?
>>702821750
I feel like you're trying now.
>>702823599
>>702823890
>pic sorta related
>>702817626
fucking kekd so hard
>>702826196
>Let the room for Jesus
>>702829833
>trousers
um is this 1835?
>>702817998
old but gold
>>702816771
Kek
>>702823597
I SEE HIM! HE'S LOOKING DOWN FROM THE CLOUDS, SMILING ON HIS PEOPLE
>>702817998
i'm scared
all off my clarkes are spent.
Hope you kids enjoyed.
Remember Clarke is love, Clarke is lyfe.
Always post clarke meme's
>>702818118
wife material
>>702825851
oh, you mean such as yourself, kid.
>>702823139
Pushing those chucks to the limit.
>>702830333
he is truly a glorious mormon god
PRAISE CLARKE!
>>702816531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
>>702830484
>wife material
implying that wasn't just me on a fake account
i'll put a wig on for ya if ya want though :)
>>702830354
When you find some more rare Clarkes, let us know
Clarke is love. Clarke is lyfe. Clake is both beta and Alpha
>>702830006
>CURRENNTT YYEEEAAAARRRR STOP DOING WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT ITS THE FUCKING CURRENT YEEAAAT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT CURRENRT URYERYYYEAAAAAAAAAR
faggot
>>702824924
Did the girl in the pink shirt get alerted to the protagonist's presence?
>>702824924
Clarke converted Jaden Smith
ALPHAS AS FUCK
i bet they did hella hot frottage
>>702827783
that is one weak ass dab fam
>>702817766
.... U red wut m8?
>smiih
>fashionmemes
>>702830585
wtf did I just watch?
>>702822292
>>702830632
i will be sure to post rare clarkes in the near future.
do your part and, Make Clarke great again!
>>702818387
Fuck, sauce?
>>702825152
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never
>>702821790
Why this nigga got so many suits?
>>702819621
your qoute just proved you are 9gag IQ
>>702827783
EVEN THE SHADE PEOPLE WANT CLARKE'S COCK
>>702819237
That Holley Biffle chick has a support page. We should troll it.
>>702824924
Missionary work among the cannibals.
>>702831090
so he can pull bitches, have you not been paying attention?
>>702831170
who doesn't want clarkes massive mormon cock
>>702826419
such lost in grammer
very much so
I actually have some glorious stories I could green text about the awkwardness of the LDS if anyone is down.
I've had some interactions because I had a gf who followed some of their teachings. The whole entirety of their youth is a fucking field of cringe because of sexual suppression and teachings that give the guys this douche-bag mormon confidence.
Anything by Tessa Netting.
>>702830674
huehue its an exclamation point huehue
kys
>>702822624
Christ, this kid is making almost ashamed to like The Neighbourhoof
>>702825152
welp
>>702831558
Do it
>>702817998
THIS IS SCARY AS FUCK
>>702830667
um is this 2013?
I'm looking for a youtube video of a beta that speak in childlike internet talk. I remember there was a video of him spilling water and he says some shit like "I spilt my watered, oh noes!!"
Anyone have the link??
>>702831558
>>702824871
back to 9gag
>>702831558
i think I'll pass on your story.
Growing up a non-mormon is a 98% mormon town in Utah was horrible and turned me into an alcoholic autist. I don't need to be reminded.
Clarke seems pretty cool though
>>702830631
Deal!
>>702825152
fuck you
>>702821730
>>702825152
Alright I'm postin I'm posting.
>>702821730
>>702831803
I'll start with something, not really a story but
>Church is essentially ran by a "Bishop".
The LDS teach a massive amount of sexual-suppression to their youth because prophets of the past literally have said that sex before marriage is the second largest sin. For this reason, a vast majority of Mormon boys and a ridiculous amount of the females are chronically addicted to porn.
>Bishop of church routinely asks young boys and girls if they are sexually active
>Nearly all ages are asked this question
>GF at the time explains to me that it's common amongst many churches to ask if kids are being sexual
>Laying on top of someone of the opposite gender is sin(even if fully clothed)
>Bishop had 4 kids
>All of his daughter were pregnant before the age of 18
>Drank, smoked, partied like living hell
>Bishop would often cry at the podium when talking about his family because he probably regretted having children
>>702826191
>>702826022
Stop saying bish you childish summerfag
>>702817902
If that were my GF I'd have made my own Facebook post: "My ex had a tighter pussy but I'm happier with my actual GF - she LOVES anal."
>>702825152
well played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WpBAfz-zg
>>702832603
>If that were my GF
>>702832546
Continue
>>702822476
>>702824709
yeah we fucking do.
but how?
>>702825152
Gotta make sure
>>702832859
>but how?
just keep posting clarke in cringe and YLYL threads. Soon he will become the new banana
>>702827625
I wish i could say "happy martin Lucifer coon day" everyday
>>702816531
felt
>felt
felt bad
>i felt bad
>felt
reason
>felt
>>702824953
9gag justice warrior?
>>702832692
nice titties
>>702828974
Are you sure you don't just want the rag?
>>702832692
Is she serious?
>>702832837
I have a handful of stories that are pretty good.
>Be me
>Be with gf at a mormon dance she invited me to
>Be chilling, dancing, eating food, atmosphere wasn't too bad
>GF was essentially agnostic with LDS views and so we would grab asses/slap each other when the chauffeurs(which there was usually a large group of them in/around the crowd to ensure no dirty dancing) weren't looking
>Kid is noticeably staring at gf and keeps walking around us during the slow-dances.
>I gotta take a piss
>Go to bathroom
In the meantime
>Autist.jpg swoops up to girlfriend while I'm taking a wicked piss
>"Hey anonita, I've been watching you and your boyfriend dance all night and I was just wondering if I could dance with you you're just so beautiful I've been watching you from the distance this whole night."
>Come out of bathroom
>Kid is still begging GF to dance and GF is noticeably avoiding this kid
>I walk up behind her, smack her ass and hug her from behind
>Kid looks at me, literally can't fucking speak at my presence
>Jogs away, was found crying outside an hour later.
lolololol
>>702827783
WE ARE ALL CLARKE. CLARKE IS WITHIN US ALL
>>702819828
He reminds me of a classmate I had in high school. Same hair, same greasy face, also going on about his lack of success with sloots all the time.
It's been years since I last saw him, but I still remember that slightly off, slightly sour smell.
furcringe
>>702817385
I'm pretty sure what makes this picture cringey is that there's a girl taking a picture of it thinking it's hilarious with her hiding her smile behind that cup
>>702833857
You find that cringey and not hot?
Weird
>>702824423
>Next up on South Park
>>702829351
>9 inch
>9
>inches
you sure about that kiddo? clearly the kids got a third leg tucked away nicely in them pants of his.
>>702833857
its cringey that she's spreading in pants. wtf who does that.
>>702833072
We don't want a new banana. We've gotta turn him into a respectable meme that gives people a good ol' chuckle, you know? Something to tell the grandkids about.
>>702816531
Weapons grade
>>702824871
a poem. by Clarke. our new god.
Ode to Childhood
How I wish how things would stay the same,
and wish that time for once would remain.
But wishing never can accomplish this,
for all wishes are just dreams.
How I dream that I should never age,
how days would pass and weeks go by
and my body never age. But alas,
a dream is fantasy which cannot change reality,
For in reality, no matter how hard i try,
no amount of dreams or countless wishing,
will change the fact that I grow yet older,
and with that age comes more challenges in life.
Now I have more responsibility,
though yet I am the same person
with the same thoughts and emotions.
Now my problems become little and new one arrive.
When I no fear of what was to come,
I could scarcely imagine the possible,
for endless struggle will pursue
Until the time that I pass on.
Then when i am that stage,
where my last words are on my lips,
I wish to only what I have wished before,
for all things to stay the same.
Delen
>>702832692
This made me want to jerk off with sand!
>>702817626
what a disgusting art style no wonder his dad died
>>702834134
but how?
He deserves the best meme treatment, i agree
>>702834150
i literally just cried
thx anon :,)
>>702833852
>lack of success
If I got as much pussy as Clarke, they'd call me 'That Crazy Cat Man Who Fucked A Pigeon That One Time.'
>>702834427
First to say fug.
>>702817766
niga wut
>>702825152
fag
>>702833827
>>702833852
>>702834028
>>702834134
>>702834150
>>702834311
>>702834406
>>702834553
Can we all just agree that Clarke is literally god
>>702834427
jesus christ
>>702834741
Yes we can, anon. Yes we can.
>>702825152
I love my family tho
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CLARKE ALLEN
>>702833824
would post more but uninterested thread is uninterested.
>>702817626
I'm sick and you made me laugh.
Ow
>>702834887
9gag is strong in this summerf
>>702817998
It still exists, lol
>>702833072
no we must turn him in our hero.
THE ALPHALEST BETA EVER.
>>702816753
Did she really say that? I mean I'm lefty lib but that's fucking stupid. Versions of Islam are extremely antagonistic toward American values, and hundreds of millions of Muslims support or are indifferent to many/most acts of Islamic terrorism.
>>702835469
shes only 21 years old
poor bitch
kek
>>702834311
Well, my brother's friends tried to make this kid named Zachary Mead a meme once, but they went about it all wrong. They simply plastered his face everywhere, no context, no style. What we need to do is make it so Clarke fits into every situation. 'Hey, Anon, that ass you posted was sexy af. But do you know what's even sexier?' BAM! Clarked. He could even be some sort of anti-banana. Someone goes to click on a would-be banana pic, only to find a gif compiling the best Clarke moments.
>>702835567
>THE ALPHALEST BETA EVER.
yes ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBBLE GOOBBLE ONE OF US
Is clarke meme yet?
>>702833824
yeah bro I love that feeling
>>702816531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqU6p2pskmI
>>702820197
ITTALIAN NIGGERS GREASY PASta S{EGHETTI NIGGERSEIFELTOWER YOUR DIG ON THE LEANIG COCK OF PIZZA
>>702835669
>Someone goes to click on a would-be banana pic, only to find a gif compiling the best Clarke moments
you are a geniune genius, how do though?
I am retarded at making meme's
>>702816531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qAUBLkhoI0
>>702825152
Is that the new Blackberry?
>>702816753
Easy for her to say while she wages wars with other countries
>>702826759
and did you travel across the wasteland to find your dad?
>>702835904
>muh feminism
>>702829756
Worse than ass rape.
Anyone got more rare clarkes?
>>702835772
I'm not even that attractive, the kid was just more autistic than the chinks are tiny dick'd.
>>702824924
My bet is that Clarke is one of those Aspie kids who's utterly weird, often annoying, but generally gracious and innocuous. I know some guys like that and they're fun to have around.
>>702831090
Jew
>>702834741
and yes we will.
he is a concept of a beautifull meme.
but we must achieve moar than just posting his pictures saying he's our god.
we can do better.
>>702833857
I still would
>>702816753
Sigh, I guess I am voting 3rd party this election. Not that it matters in my state anyway
>>702835899
Well, we can't do this shit alone. Fuck, I can't make a regular one-frame meme without messing up so bad I delete system-fucking-32, let alone a goddamn gif. We need someone to screencap this thread, along with the best Clarke pics, as a call to our more skilled /b/rothers-in-Clarkes.
>>702836378
>Clarke
>aspie
>weird
>annoying
Do you even clarke m8?
clarke would rip your ass in half with his 13in cock, faggot
>>702816531
that nigga is hillarious
>>702827625
do you have assburgers, fucking hell mate, learn to judge social situations
>>702834138
Want the rest of the story. Did he threaten her more ? Did he apologize like a pussy ? Did he just afk'ed and cry like a little bitch ? Or did he goo full APLHA and kill the other males to get the bitches ?
Please anon, don't let me hanging ! This HBO quality D:
>>702836387
,akes sense
>>702817385
banana version pls
>>702825540
Based Clarke
>>702836617
>Do you even clarke m8?
That's going in the ol' repertoire.
>>702836438
>>702836593
Pls someone smart, help us make clarke meme's
>>702836656
no, i just like to shock normies
>>702834291
lower resolution pls. Takes too long to load.
>>702836943
>forcing memes
stop
>>702831020
I need more based Clarke
>>702836826
such summerfaggery, back to the homopile of 9gag
>>702837051
newfag
clarke has been posted on /b/ since atleast 2013
>>702817385
Fuck off, this feels. Someone post the shooped Hitler version?
OC
>>702837294
OC part 2
>>702836943
shouldnt you go back to /pol,9gag or tumblr?
>>702837294
>>702837342
wtf this isnt clarke, get this shit out of here
>>702837396
do you even clarke m8?
omfg i need more clarke or i will literally kill myself
>>702817998
She looks like a very ugly version of georgia chara or however you spell it.
>>702834138
jezus fucking christ m8 this is an hole other level of sadness
>>702825152
kill yourself
>>702823182
yes
>>702823206
lions keking is pretty good, haven't seen that one before
>>702837661
>georgia chara
you are right!
>>702822624
I thought AHS was okay. Don't like any of the other stuff on there though. Am I a normie?
